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general li mulan

okay so i LOVE mulan okay. as far as i’m concerned it’s a Perfect Movie and doesn’t need any fixing. but i was thinking today and -

- what if mulan didn’t go to war to save her father?

say her father is dead, okay, killed by the previous war. so she’s raised by her mother and grandmother, women who’s complacency and softness has been worn away by necessity. she needs to marry well, for her family’s sake, because her mother has refused the hand of every man who offered. but mulan is even more rough around the edges than before, is educated not only in books (her mother said men wouldn’t find smarts attractive and grandmother pointed out that men aren’t always around and off to school mulan went) but in the sword too, taught to her by her classmate, ping.

mulan is considered in the lower end of the upper class, coming from a family of military men and scholars and successful merchants. ping is near the top, the son or nephew of an advisor to the emperor. his family is very rich and very important, and the reason they become friends is because mulan manages to notice something about him that he’s been hiding from everyone else - he’s going blind.

not totally blind, enough to get around, but blind enough that reading is difficult and swordplay is even worse, although once he has it down he has it. ping is no fool, he’s not weak or bumbling. his eyes just don’t work. so mulan notices and confronts him about it. she promises to keep it a secret, and hey, she’ll even help him with his assignments by reading the books out loud and helping him study. but in return he must teach her the sword, must teach her about military and tactics. he agrees.

ping and mulan become very good friends and there’s some raised eyebrows about it but they are TOO far away in class for it to be inappropriate, so they make tutting sounds and disapproving faces and let it go.

then the draft happens. ping can’t go to war, he won’t survive it. not with his eyesight like it is. so mulan offers him a deal - she’ll go to war for him, in his place. in return, if she survives, he must marry her. if she dies he must take care of her family.

ping can’t make this kind of family decision on his own, so he goes to his mother and tells her everything, about the eyesight and how he’ll die if he goes and mulan’s offer. his mother says he must keep it a secret from his father, but agrees - if mulan fights in her son’s place and survives, a wedding will be arranged. either way, mulan’s family will be taken care of. ping will be sent to live with some cousins in the meanwhile.

“you’re not in love with me, are you?” ping asks, helping mulan saddle her horse in the middle of the night. she scoffs and rolls her eyes, “not even a little. but marrying you will make my family happy, and besides, you’re my best friend,” she says, smiling, “better you than some grabby old man.” he smiles and hugs her and says, “i’m not in love with you either. but don’t die out there. we have a wedding to plan.”

so mulan goes to the camp, pretending to be ping, and she’s a little bit less lost but things still go as they go. she’s educated and trained, so it’s not hard for her to pass as ping. shang is keeping a special eye on her, thinking that she’s the son of an advisor, one of his father’s friends. and he sees how easily she excels, how quick thinking and smart she is, and starts giving her more and more responsibilities. by the time they’re called out, shang considers ping ie mulan to be his right hand man, and possibly his best friend.

he’s also a little bit in love with ping, and he’s long known he’s attracted to both genders, so he watches ping laugh and smile and the crease between his eyes when he frowns and does his best to let his feelings chase away the best soldier he has. every time shang looks at ping his heart clenches and he things to himself: i wish i could have you, i wish this was a time and a place where one man could have another, i wish you were a girl, is wish i was a girl - i wish we could be together. he’s literally a step away from doodling ‘li ping’ with little hearts over his battle plans. 

so the battles happen. shang and ping lead their men together, respected and loved. they each get promoted, and promoted, and promoted. it’s been years, and it comes to a point where they’re both generals in their own right. they trust each other, care for each other. and are both secretly in love with the other.

mulan is so conflicted. because she wants this war to end and to go home and settle back into life and become ping’s wife, so she can have an easy life spent studying and learning with her family taken care of. that’s what she’d wanted. but now what she wants is shang, her best friend, her brother in arms, her fellow general. she wishes to be everything to him, aches to be the woman on his arm and in his bed, but knows it’s the one thing she can never be.

then that final battle happens. mulan’s quick thinking saves them all and ends the war - but she’s injured.

shang finds out the ping has been a girl all along. he demands explanations - so she tells him everything, that she traded places with ping to save him, to become his wife.

and the lies should sting the sharpest, but they don’t. she’s still the same person, after all. it’s that she’s promised to another man, for one second he’d thought he might have her, but no. so he agrees not to reveal her but he’s furious and furious at himself for being furious and they’re not the same now, broken and splintered and neither of them know what to do.

the war is over. they leave. mulan returns home, and thanks to her ping is now known as a respected general. she’s done her part and survived, and now she gets her reward - ping’s hand in marriage.

but she sees ping for the first time and flings herself into his arms and starts crying. she tells him everything, because he’s still her friend, her very best friend besides shang, the man whom she lied to and betrayed and loves. and ping listens and takes her by the shoulders and says - i’ll uphold our bargain, if that’s what you want. you can be my pampered wife, you’ve more than earned it. but if you want to go to shang, i won’t blame you. you deserve your happiness.

and mulan goes back and forth, but ultimately she decides she has to try. if shang rejects her she’ll return and marry ping and uphold her family honor. but if shang wants her - he’s not as high up as ping, but he’s high up enough to satisfy her family, and also she would love him and want him if he was no more than a farming peasant so it doesn’t matter much anyway.

she rides to the capitol. she finally meets ping’s father, running into him while looking for shang. “ah mulan,” says this man who was never supposed to know of her until she became his daughter-in-law, “i didn’t expect to see you here. how fortuitous. walk with me.” she does, wary, and that’s how she discovers - he and the emperor had discovered her deception a year in, but at that point she’d already proven herself too skilled and valuable to lose. he tells her that he will uphold his son and wife’s deal and gladly welcome her to his household - but that she’s earned her rank as general, and that he and the emperor have no problem with letting her keep it.

she says thank you, shocked and joyful, but that she has to talk to someone first. “ah, yes, young general li,” he says, eyes twinkling, “i do believe he’s around here somewhere.”

she has no idea how he seems to know everything, but she finally tracks down shang who’s ecstatic to see her and hates himself for it. she confesses - says she loves him, that she’s engaged to ping but willing and able to break this engagement for shang. who is dumbfounded and elated and says yes, of course, finally and forever.

and mulan accepts her rank and marries shang, and they become the literal power battle couple of the general li mulan and general li shang. ping becomes a scholar and marries a very nice young woman who loves reading and is happy to read aloud to her husband with his failing eyes.

and they all live happily ever after.

All Tangled Up

Original request from my darling rose @formyfandoms:  Good Evening, Miss Erin! I was here, wondering if I could get a request? I’m thinking maybe a Steve thing, where your super close to Tony, Bruce and Vision, until one night, you’re having a super tough time, and the three are busy with one thing or another, and Stevie, who let’s say has been ‘crushing’ invites himself into your room to watch Netflix, and have cuddles, and then falls asleep with you, and wakes up cuddling you, and lil kisses? If you can do this, thank thank you so much! Love you!

A/N: Okay, it might not be 100000% true to the prompt, but it’s damn near close and I’m pretty proud of it. I really hope you like it!!!!

Pairing: StevexReader

Word Count: 1615

Warnings: None

“Bruce, where are you guys?”

“I’m sorry, (Y/N), but Tony and I were asked to bring Vision to the New York sanctum. You know that Strange has been trying to study all of the infinity stones he has access to.”


“We don’t know what his magic can do, and we don’t want to piss him off. You know what happened last time we underestimated someone with manipulative powers.”’

“Yeah, I know.”

“I know it’s tough, but I promise we’ll be home as soon as we possibly can.”

I nod, regardless of whether or not he can see. “Okay. Alright, I can work with that.”

“What?” Bruce’s voice sounds distant, like he’s holding the phone away from his face. “It’s (Y/N). What? Tony, you have to look at me when you’re talking to me. Tony-Tony, please, I’m trying to talk to- what?” I hear him sigh in exasperation. “He wants to know if he can talk to you.”

“Of course he can.”

The other end is silent as Bruce hands off the phone to Tony. “Hey, kid, how’s it going?”

I roll my eyes. “I’m not a kid, Tony.”

“Whatever,” He laughs. “What’s up? You doing okay?”

“I’m having a rough day. I miss you guys.”

“We should be home soon, don’t worry. We could be done faster if Mr. Mysterious would let go of Vision’s head and let him show the good doctor what he can do!”  From the volume of his voice I can only assume he’s leaning away from the phone and yelling at the sorcerer, trying to get him to do what he wants.

“It’s okay, Tony. I can figure out how to deal until you get back.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah, just don’t get yourself killed while you’re there.” My brow furrows. “Sounds like you’re already picking a fight.”

“Don’t worry, (Y/N). The guy has some pretty fantastic facial hair. We’ll bond. Soon we’ll be awesome facial hair bros. It’s going to happen. Just you wait and see.”

I laugh. “Don’t forget to trademark that one.”

“Don’t worry, I’m already contacting a paralegal to make sure it happens. I-what?” Tony’s voice fades away as he pulls the phone away from his mouth. “Sorry, looks like I have to let you go.”


“We’ll see you as soon as we get back.”

“Alright, see you soon.”

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Custom Vans (Sincerely Three Headcannon)

Author’s Note: Inspired by this video

Basically how the boys act to you getting them custom vans with either a picture of you two or a picture of you on them. If any of y’all want Zoe and Alana shoot me an ask bc I wanted to include them but it was getting kind of long!

Evan Handsome:

  • okay so it’s like your sixth month anniversary and you wanted to surprise evan with something special and unique
  • you’ve already gotten him so many little potted trees and succulents so you didn’t want to be predictable
  • he’s had the same pair of grey nikes since freshmen year and they’re starting to get holes in them and poor evan doesn’t want to ask heidi for a new pair so you have the perfect gift idea
  • so its your anniversary and he already gave you your gift (a beautiful little bracelet w the day y’all got together) so you hand over this sparkly baby blue gift bag and he’s confused because when you usually give him new plants they just have a bow on them
  • he opens the bag and theres a cloth bag inside and he’s still bewildered but opens up the bag and pulls out one shoe
  • he immediately starts tearing up and you get a little worried thinking he doesn’t like them but then he tackles you in a hug and you can hear him kind of ugly cry(but you love it)
  • he’s smiling as he gives you a big ol smoochy and tiny little kisses on your face and your grin couldn’t be bigger as he tried on the pair of shoes with a picture of you sitting in front of the tree in your backyard(that connor took)
  • he walks into school with them all happy because even if you aren’t with him in his classes and stuff you will always be with him
  • he likes to rest his head on his hand when sitting at his desk in classes and just stare at his shoes because your smile calms him down
  • he’s been caught just walking with his head down staring at the shoes and may or may have not walked into an open locker once(or three times lol)
  • one time heidi caught him sleeping w the shoes by his head and she took a few pictures and sent to you because awww
  • another time some dirt got on your pretty face from him being outside and he literally ran back into the house to grab a wipey to clean it off
  • he just loves those shoes okay

Jared Coolman:

  • okay so you were on twitter and you saw a video of a boyfriend giving his girlfriend a pair of vans with a picture of them on it and as soon as you finished the video you were on the vans store already ordering a pair
  • you had to wait around 3 weeks for the shoes to come in so you were more anxious then usual and jared took total notice
  • because you were acting weird he began second guessing himself and immediately thought you were going to break up with him
  • he was more quiet the past couple of weeks and when you got home and the pair was there, you grabbed your phone and called jared telling him to come over 
  • the whole time he was driving to your house he was thinking of ways to talk you out of breaking up with him because he was 100000% sure that’s why you wanted him to come over
  • so you, bouncing with excitement open the door to a pretty reserved jared who’s on the brink of crying because he loves you so so so much
  • you don’t even notice that he’s on the verge of tears while you lead him to sit on the couch going to get the bag containing the shoes
  • “Please don’t break up with me!-” “Surprise!” He shouts out while you shove the bag onto his lap
  • “break up with you?” your heart shatters actually looking at jared since he got here. what was he talking about?
  • “what is this I thought you were going to break up with me” he’s honestly so confused as to why you put a cloth bag filled with what felt like potatoes in it on his lap
  • “open it you nerd” you’re honestly still trying to comprehend what the hell is going on but your excitement over the gift kind of masks the confusion you feel
  • he opens up the bag and empties it out so both of the shoes fall on his legs. you hear him let out a soft laugh and before you know it his lips are on yours. the kiss may or may not have turned into a makeout session bc like I said he loves you so so so much
  • “what did you mean break up with you?” you asked after he said thank you for the millionth time while he was doing a little dance in his new shoes with a gorgeous selfie of the two of you from one of your first couple of dates. he looks sheepish and kind of lets out a nervous laugh
  • okay so honestly this boy would wear the death out of these shoes and tbh when the picture started to peel off after so much wear and tear he bought another pair with the same picture because he loved them so much
  • whenever someone is talking to you at like your locker or something he goes up and sticks his foot in between the two of you so a shoe is on display before saying some dumb shoe pun like “so sorry for interrupting but Y/N did you know that I’m your sole mate ha ha get it?” 
  • he got you a matching pair because he’s that kind of boyfriend
  • he will literally do anything to bring up the shoes into any conversation no matter who he’s talking to (ie his doctor, the guy working behind the counter at mcdonalds, some little old lady on the bus, etc)
  • his friends tease him about the shoes but he shoots back shit like
  • “still wearing those beat up converse zoe? maybe you should get someone who loves you enough to get you a pair of shoes with them on it” cue eyeroll and shoving from the girl
  • he probs gets a pair of them w a bridal picture of you and him(pre wedding photoshoot) on it and wears them at your wedding lets be real
  • he likes knowing that a part of you is always near him no matter what bc again he loves you so so so much 
  • you never let him live down the fact that he thought you were gonna break up w him but he just smiles and kisses you bc love
  • almost loves the shoes as much as you(jk but really)

Connor Milky:

  • like evan, connor has been wearing the same pair of shoes since 9th grade. his black combat boots were on their last breath and the sole of the shoe was coming off to the point where you could see the toes of his socks sometimes
  • you knew connor was looking for a new pair of combat boots online since he got his at the thrift store four years ago. you helped him look and none of the shoes were apparently good enough
  • so you thought maybe connor just needs a new style of shoes. you thought about converse but you knew that he didn’t like them from his obvious distaste of anything zoe wears
  • so you were looking on the vans website and found out that they did custom pairs of the shoes and being the extra girlfriend that you were you ordered a pair with one of the pictures cynthia took of the two of you kissing on new years
  • you also ordered an all black pair bc aesthetic
  • the day they finally came in you drove your car all the way to connors as fast as legally possible not necessarily knowing how he was going to react but still pretty excited to show him
  • larry opened the door with a smile and told you connor was up in his room and had been all day so with a thank you you ran up stairs clutching the fabric bag going two stairs at a time
  • “hey Y/N what are you doing here?” “I have a present for you. I know this is a little different but I hope you like them.” so with that being said you shoved the bag into his hands sitting across from him biting your lip
  • he could tell you were pretty nervous to be giving him what was in the bag so he gave you a reassuring grin knowing that whatever you gave him he would love.
  • you looked down at your hands not sure what he was going to say so you were surprised when you heard a sniff. lifting your head connor was looking at the shoes with tears in his eyes
  • “if you don’t like them that’s okay I bought you a pair of black ones too” Connor wrapped his arms around you squeezing you tight
  • “I love them and I love you, so much” he whispered into your ear before ending the hug and wiping the tears that started to fall down his cheeks. you were so happy that connor loved him that you jumped into his lap pulling him tight hugging him into your chest
  • okay so you gave them to him on saturday and he had worn the shoes the whole weekend but you weren’t sure if he would wear them to school because he still kind of got bullied after y’all got together, not as much but still every once in a while
  • so to your surprise when you were at your locker talking to alana grabbing books and stuff you see connor approaching wearing the familiar print of shoes. you closed your locked and gave him a big kiss grinning from ear to ear 
  • he was a little embarrassed at first with everyone at school looking at his feet in shock but he got over it when he saw how happy it made you 
  • jared likes to tease him about the shoes all the time but finally backed off after connor had enough and told him “my shoes get more action than you kleinman so shut the hell up”
  • whenever you two go on dates whether they be casual or fancy connor always wears the shoes to show that you’re his
  • literally loves them so much because when he’s having one of his bad days he just looks at his feet and is instantly reminded of what he is living for
  • if any boy or girl flirts with you connor goes up to you two and tells them to look at his shoes and go away
  • pretty sure he wore them to prom and then asked cynthia for money so he could buy a matching pair for you guys(with your prom picture) for graduation
  • he had found the perfect pair of all black combat boots but hasn’t touched them since getting the vans you gave him
  • loves them and you so much :’)

Okay! So, we have a bit of a problem! Yeah… it’s come to my attention that some of my fave people are feeling a little down… unappreciated… uncared for… and we cannot let this stand! SO, I have some things to say. And… yes, this will probably be one long a** post but… please bear with me?

First things first. I’m still relatively new to this community. I don’t know everyone. I’m 10000% sure of that. Which means I will probably not get everyone… (I’m like 100000% sure I /haven’t/ gotten everyone!) And for that I am sorry… BUT, if you’d like to help me fix it you can! Please do! It’s super easy! Just send me one of the <3 + URL things, and I’ll do my best to add them to the list! Or, or, or! You could reblog this and add them yourself!!

Off we go!!

@smolsickficwriter : You are honestly the best! Like, whether you choose to write sickfic again or not I love you! I wouldn’t even be on Tumblr if not for you! I’m always here if you wanna chat! *hugs* <333 Plus Kel and Anslem are the first ocs I read about on here, and I love them so freaking much! There are a great many of your fics which I keep bumping to the top of my likes!

@cabbagespoon : Your writing is flipping gold! And I know I’ve already commented that on a fic but it’s true. Entirely true. Your fics are beyond fabulous, and I look forward to every single one!

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@emetofeels : So, I’m kinda obsessed with Jay and Elliot? They’re such sweeties! I love 'em so much! When I found your blog, I binge read basically everything about them! I’m ridiculously excited for more!

@builder051 : Okay, another blog I just recently found! I LOVE your fics though, and I can’t wait for more! You write Bucky and Steve so well? I’ve been looking for more stuff for them, so I’m really glad I found you!!

Alright! There we go! Please let me know who I’ve missed! Or reblog and add them yourself! I’m sure there are tons of creators out there who should be on this list as well!

When their idol gf wins an award and sees them in the crowd

The scene: This was the day!  It was THE day!  All your hard work had to come to something, right?  All the extra practicing, the last nights, the injuries, the perseverance!  It all came down to this.  The announcer pulls the tab of the envelop he’s holding and reads the name listed inside….announcing:  YOUR NAME!

Originally posted by theseoks


Pride, joy, happiness, a giant grin, and love, lots and lots of love in his eyes.  That’s what you see when you make eye contact with him.  If you weren’t crying already, you might be now.  Everything is happening so fast, but damn if it’s not effecting you to see your man out there in the crowd grinning like it was HIM who won the award.  The two of you might be separated by tons of other people, tables, etc, but you’ve never felt closer.  Giving your speech is easy, because he’s all you see in the crowd and boi when you say his name as a part of your thanks, he might just tear up a bit.  This is a proud moment for him.  He knows how hard you worked.  He knows the long nights.  He knows because he was right there with you the whole time.  He was the one who brought you food when you forgot to eat.  He was the one who bandaged up your ankle when you fell.  He was the one who held you when you were frustrated and wanted to give up.  You can expect a giant hug when the whole event is over.  “You did it, jagiyah!  I’m so proud of you!”

Originally posted by bfjoonie


He’s a quiet one, but that blank expressionless face everyone is used to will instantly melt into one of pride and happiness.  His gummy smile will make an appearance as he cheers for you.  When you make eye contact with him in the crowd, he’ll give you a look that clearly says ‘I told you, you could do it’, with that cheeky smirk and a raised eyebrow.  He’ll be the type to turn to the guy next to him and be like ‘that’s my girl’.  Just like his music he takes such pride in you and everything you do.  He sees the same ambition in you that he sees in himself.  He knows the struggles of getting lost in your work, both of you are guilty of it, but that’s what makes this win so much more gratifying.  You struggled to make it and all of that struggling was worth it.  He had told you that over and over again every time you felt discouraged or just wanted to give up entirely.  I hope you like celebrating, cuz you likely have a trip to Hong Kong coming up. ;)  “Prove them wrong, baby.  That’s what you have to do no matter what.  Make them eat their words.  That’s when all the shit they give you becomes worth it.  You proved them wrong and now they can go fuck themselves.”

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nct dream!kids au

youre their babysitter ok istg (theyre also like 4-8) (and theyre also all related)


-a literal mess omg!!

-tries his best but ends up failing somehow

-cant make a sandwich, ends up blowing up the kitchen

-needs your help for a lot of things but not before he accidentally screws it up himself when he tries to be a big boy!!!

-like one time, you went over to babysit

-and he was a precious angel! said hi and smiled and dragged you to his room to play!!

-everything was fine and dandy until you left the room for a sec and came back to mark upside down hanging from his bed with his toys scattered on the floor when it was in a neat pile before

-dont leave him alone for too long

-dont leave him alone at all omg, hold his hand and take him as your smol useless sidekick

-tries to help take care of the kids with you because he’s the hyung and he needs to have a responsibility! (never ends up doing what he’s supposed to do but you love him anyway)

-falls asleep really easily, is always disoriented when he wakes up from naps

-has his own bed but prefers to crawl in bed with his bff and best brother hae!!!

-doesnt have a teddy bear or any stuffie and falls asleep with nothing in his arms but ends up hugging anything he can grab in his sleep

-it can be hae, a pillow, their pet bunny that manages to escape bc chen forgot to lock it up, it doesnt matter (hae pretends to hate it but it makes him feel warm so he’s lowlowlowlowlowlowlowkey ok with it)


-what a sass master

-youngest sass master youve ever seen

-pickiest eater ever omg

-doesnt like ANYTHING you give him unless it has peanut butter on it

-he’ll make you put peanut butter on pizza

-he doesnt CARE he just wants peanut butter

-such a tsundere omg hates your jokes but loves your smiles (will never admit it)

-stubborn ass kid jesus

-but a cutie so you dont mind!!

-loves his hyung mark but will not hesitate to push him down the stairs for candy

-is always there to give mark bandaids for wounds HE caused

-has to always sit beside you or mark or jisung or jaemin during movies (will not sit still unless he’s with one of you)

-LOVES superheroes

-tried to fly once but just ended up scraping the palm of his hand

-he’s the bandaid guy so he has no one to put a bandaid on him :c

-BUT he has you!!! and mark to the rescue ofc

-mark puts the bandaid on backwards and it accidentally sticks to his hand instead

-haechan doesnt have the heart to tell him and neither do u

-you end up putting the bandaid on hae when mark isnt looking

-reminds you of how cute and perfect he is every 3 minutes hours


-the most talented child you have ever babysat

-will sing the kids to sleep if you asked him to

-will sing YOU to sleep if you asked him to

-sweetest smiles!!!

-total suck up, will do anything to make you happy/smile

-sings around the house, hops everywhere, refuses to stop singing even if jeno threatens to throw his pet bunny on the street


-takes his teddy bear everywhere

-has emotional detachment issues

-loves his parents but lowkey loves his teddy bear more

-highkey loves you more, probably has a cute lil kid crush on you


-buy him stuffed animals and he’ll love you forever

-reallyyyyyyyy likes strawberries

-more than usual

-likes feeding them to his bunny even tho they shouldnt really be eating them

-but it makes the bunny happy so chen is happy!!

-please love him all he wants is for everybody to be happy

-the type to tug on your clothes instead of calling for your name or tapping you to get your attention



-mysterious as heck

-you didnt even notice him the first time you babysat him

-like, their parents came back and thanked you and all the kids came to say goodbye

-and then you just saw renjun there but???

-”omg i didnt even notice you during this whole time im sorry why didnt you say anything?? where were you???”

-and he just responds with “i was in the shadows” right before you leave

-gave you nightmares but you were determined to make him loud and bubbly!!

-so the next time you babysit, you made SURE to find renjun

-took him with you everywhere, so now you have sidekick mark and sidekick renjun

-theyre both useless but in a cute way!!!!

-it takes time but he goes from a chocolate bar left in the freezer for 85 years to a bagel in water!!! (what is this omg)

-still kinda tough but soft and smol at the same time

-doesnt smile often but when he does it’s like a fireball!!! watch out nasa we have a new sun!!!

-small grins and smiles 24/7

-the kids always try to include him in everything bc he may be quiet but they know he’s just shy and can be absolutely insane (in a non ghost-kid creepy way)

-they love him and will do anything he asks bc he never asks for anything usually!!

-the least-needy kid ever


-sly ass lil kid

-probably learns how to flirt from tv shows and uses pickup lines on you

-a sweetheart deep down, cares for you a lot

-will 100000% fight chenle for your heart!!!!

-smile so sweet itll give you cavities but has a lowkey smirk to it so you have to stop him from watching too many tv shows

-follows you around asking you the most dumb questions

-”do you trap people in your phone and talk to them??”

-”jae omg no what the heck ofc not”

-”how do you talk to your friends then??”

-you worry about him a lot

-tries to act tough when he gets booboos

-doesnt like crying and usually doesnt cry when he gets hurt

-BUT when he gets hurt like real bad, he’ll crack

-one time he was running down the stairs chasing jeno

-and he accidentally fell and tumbled down the stairs

-he was ok, no big booboos but his knee got scraped pretty bad

-and *dootdootdoot trumpet sounds* haechan swoops in with bandaids!! (and a HALF hug, gotta keep that tsundere front)

-and as haechan puts like, 3 bandaids on jae’s 1 wound, his lips start quivering and his eyes are tearing up but he cant cry wont cry!! gotta look tough so mark can stop babying him!! so everyone can stop babying him!!

-but then mark hugs him to make up for hae’s half hug and min starts bawling

-chen feels bad too so he hugs jae while mark is still hugging him so it’s a hug-fest!!

-hae reluctantly joins in but only bc he’s hip and with the trends!!! not bc he wanted to hug him or something


-highkey likes learning lowkey likes messing with his brothers

-he likes learning how to make traps and how to successfully prank people

-the annoying smartass kid of the group but nobody minds!! (except haechan bc hes supposed to be annoying and smart!!)

-partners in crime with haechan

-pranks everybody BUT jisung

-everybody has a soft spot for jisung

-starts off with dumb things like whoopie cushions and hand buzzers

-still uses dumb things like whoopie cushions and hand buzzers

-colours pictures as a side job hobby

-quiet and behaved surprisingly when he isnt trying to make you sit on a whoopie cushion

-will eat anything you give him as long as it’s not like, kiwis or something

-hates kiwis with a passion

-will sass you if you try to feed him kiwis

-which makes you seperate him and hae from hanging out for too long

-it never works, they always find a way to navigate back to each other

-you end up just letting him become a sass master in training

-judges your food but compliments your appearance!!

-everything you do is pretty to him

-cleaning up chen’s spilled apple juice?? nO PROBLEM WHAT A CUTE THING YOU ARE

-just dont feed him kiwis, then youre not cute

-really hates kiwis

-like, really really

-will probably slap your hand

-will apologize and hug your hand afterwards

-*cue hae’s eye roll*

-eye smiles all day everyday!!!!


-an actual angel

-youngest and cutest!!

-leader of the cutie sqaud rEPRESENT!!!11!!11!

-probably religiously likes apples

-just imagine him nibbling on an apple

-chen probably really likes him (ONLY WHEN HE’S EATING AN APPLE) bc he reminds him of their pet bunny

-a bit of a crybaby but nobody minds because he doesnt cry on purpose!!

-hurts himself a lot too smh jisung r u having a competition with mark or smth

-but he has spongebob bandaids so “who cares if im bleeding?? i have spongebob!!”

-probably wants to be like, devious and not innocent but cant

-one time, hae and jeno tried to teach him how to prank one of his hyungs but ji just went “i dunno i dont really wanna anymore” all uncomfortable and smol and timidly bc he didnt wanna make hae and jeno upset

-but it was ok!! they took him to the living room to watch spongebob

-dancing machine omg

-like, everybody in the family likes dancing but bOY jisung has such a firey passion for it, it’s insanely cute

-likes candy a lot (but what kid doesnt)

-will most likely sell his soul for candy

-instead of walking around the house, he moonwalks

-nobody has the heart to tell him to stop

-chen almost did once but when jisung smiled real wide when chen called his name, he like stopped and just sputtered out “i have apples”

-the kid that literally does nothing wrong

-you used to be suspicious but not anymore he’s an angEL BEAN

-smol and precious, doesnt like trouble nor does he like loud noises

-yet he enjoys screaming??

-when anything wrong goes down he screams like a siren so everybody knows something is wrong

-he’s practically their fire alarm

nct dream (as a whole)

-puts on shows for you ALL the time

-you were going over to babysit them once but when you arrived you didnt expect a cupcake and a performance!! (their parents told them it was your birthday so they had to be nice to you)

-you didnt even get sassed!! a miracle!!!

-they felt bad that they didnt get you a present so they drew you something instead

-didnt let mark help in fear he’d accidentally set the paper on fire but he was ok with that bc he got to monitor and was on apple juice duty!!

-likes having pillow fights

-you arent about that life so you just sit back and monitor

-jisung doesnt join in but he screams while they fight!!

-he has lungs of steel

-he doesnt join in bc one time he was running around, spinning with a pillow and he accidentally got smacked in the face (dont tell anyone but it was probably mark) and he FLEW BACK


-the room grew quiet and everybody rushed over “omg r u ok???”

-he was ok but no longer particpates, traumatized but also vv thankful bc woah he flew (into a wall but he flew)

-they have pillow fights real often bc it makes renjun happy and he laughs and smiles a lot during them

-pillow fights are BRUTAL

-they have never EVER seen chen so hardcore

-he karate jumps and smacks people in the face

-mark screams and charges headfirst (with a pillow on his head ofc) at everybody

-hae pretends not to care but hits SO hard (as hard as he can with a pillow at least)

-jeno is so good at dodging, so swift it’s scary

-renjun is reallllll quiet so he sneak-attacks people really easly, giving them minor (or major, if youre like, mark) heart attacks

-jaemin pictures everybody as giant, walking kiwis so he screams “I HATE KIWIS” before he runs into the fight blindly, hitting everybody and anybody he can bc deFEAT THE EVIL KIWIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-chen doesnt even have a tactic as long as he gets to hit someone he’s ok

-there’s really no prize so idek why these losers are so competitive

-HOWEVER no matter how much they fight and no matter how competitive they are, they ALWAYS have each other’s back

-like this one time, hae was getting bullied and it all started like thiS *dramatic flashback*

-they all walk home together and instead of being loud like usual, hae was just really quiet and didnt join in the conversation

-so mark the responsible hyung!!! noticed and was like “what’s wrong hae??”

-and he didnt respond so ren, jae, and jeno answered for him

-”that kid in our class said he was loud and annoying”

-”WHERE DOES HE LIVE I’LL HURT HIM” -mark 0.1 seconds after hearing that

-the next day at school, the dream team (im calling them that from now on) confronted the kid and mark went iN


-like, jae and ji got a lil bit offended at the bowl cut comment but iT WAS FOR HAE SO THEY DIDNT CARE

-mark is a third grade SAVAGE

-made the kid cry

-all while hae was hiding behind jeno and jisung (jisung was too short to hide him but like w/e)

-the kid apologized with like snot and tears running down his face

-hae lowkey laughed really hard

-they all got in trouble after

-jisung for sneaking out of kindergarten

-mark for roasting yelling at the kid

-everybody else for being his sidekicks

-their parents couldnt even yell at them bc they were so touched

-do NOT bring these kids to the grocery store

-not altogether

-if you do, youll get kicked out of the grocery store in 0.3343 seconds

-jisung wants EVERYTHING in the store

-hae complains every 2 minutes

-they fight over who gets to sit in the cart

-jisung, mark, hae, and jeno share a room

-jae, chen, and ren share a room

-during nap time, they all end up in one room or another tho

-they kinda hate each other (bc that’s how siblings are!!) but if given the chance to be put in another family, none of them would even THINK about it

-theyre all a mess but that’s how the dream team works!

  • he will never get the courage to say he wants to be your boyfriend bc he gets too embarrassed after saying he likes you 4 months ago like shUT UP CHANGKYUN ASK ME OUT ALREADY
  • when he does ask you out hes just stuttering and before he finished you’d say yes and he’s like r.e..ea.lly…
  • once you start laughing at how he’s so nervous and shy he’ll just suddenly “WHAT NO I’M MANLY I WASN’T SCARED AT ALL” like ok changkyun sure
  • right after he asks you he’ll just talk about the netflix show you two have been binge watching like nothing just happened
  • probably gets dating tips from wonho
  • he’s going to lip bite every second then THANKS WONHO
  • wonho wont probably ever let changkyun live down the fact that “he can’t ask you out bc you’re too cute for it”
  • his hands are probably really soft and he’ll always let you hold his hand bc he wants to hold yours too
  • will give you 10201031 scarves on a cold day
  • the first few months of dating he can’t look at you infront of the members he cant be near you by a 10 feet diameter hes just t OO SHY
  • but after the 10 years of waiting to finally just stand next to each other infront of the members, he’ll do more explicit skinship such as kissing your cheek
  • your first kiss will take a while but it would be underneath the stars as you layed down on his lap
  • but immediately afterwards changkyun will break and scream and run around 
  • tbh changkyun will buy you 5 albums of each of their albums… like… you already have 10 of the same from him…
  • other than that, he’ll give you a big party and gift you with something you’ve always wanted
  • and birthday kisses. one for every time you blink
  • secretly loves it when you wear his sweaters
  • it’s not even a secret he’ll become a red and giggly mess when you do
  • he LOVES backhugs
  • you’re cooking? backhug. you’re talking to the members? backhug. you’re just standing there? backhug. 
  • the members will publicly announce whatever you two are doing so your dates are usually without them near you
  • one day he changed his contact name to ‘hyungwon’ on your phone and found out al the secrets you tell him for 3 days before confessing
  • and now he has 3 not as flattering pictures of you that he uses to get more kisses
  • kihyun once came to the dorm early and saw you on the couch asleep, murmuring changkyun’s name and recorded it for him
  • kihyun showed it to him and jokingly said to listen to it whenever he missed you but guess what.…. 
  • he listens to it every night if you’re not next to him
  • will 100000% buy matching stuffed animals for both of you to sleep with every night you two are away
  • when you visit the practice room for a surprise with food the members will greet you and go to the food but changkyun hugs you as tight as he can and you’re just like…. changkyun please… ur sweaty…
  • late night convos! “hey are you awake?” “yeah why” “nothing, have a good night!” “you too!” “hey… are you awake” “no shut up changkyun”
  • he’ll teach you how to rap and will laugh at all your attempts bc he’s a meanie and won’t admit that you’re really good
  • he’ll get the manager to drive you two to your date location as you and him dance and jam to your favorite songs
  • you’ll have so many pamper nights with him bc he has more facial and body products than you tbh
  • cheeseburger aegyo for everything he wants
  • honestly he’ll prank you so many times that you look around for anything every single step
  • but he still manages to scare you
  • if you’re sad he’ll be the most protective little chihuahua ever
  • he’ll hug you and hold you and consult you
  • jealous changkyun is the cutest thing, he’ll give you the silent treatment but will give in after 2 minutes
  • if he sees someone flirting with you he’ll just go, “sorry, look at the time! we have to go”
  • changkyun will try to give you flowers but fail horribly so guess who gets chocolate roses again?
  • lim changkyun is a cutie!

anonymous asked:

Feysand 5 or 19 pleaseeeeee with a cherry on top!

Sorry this took so long! I just got a break between school stuff (apparently rushing a sorority, being fundraising chair for a new club, and doing a project with my schools marketing association does not mix well with being a full-time student. Bye bye GPA.)

Only explanation I have for this is I’ve watched too much skin wars recently.

Feysand #5 “I’m not here to make friends.”

Skin Wars. Feyre couldn’t believe she had made it. Never mind the 100000 dollar prize, she could really use the publicity to start her own shop. Working as an independent artist in New York City didn’t exactly put food on the table. She was getting tired of going to bed with an empty stomach.

Feyre walked into the painter’s house, introducing herself to all her competitors. Then she saw him.


The bastard already had an insanely successful shop. Court of Dreamers Body Painting. Admittedly, seeing his work inspired her. She’d considered applying to the shop, but felt that her lack of experience would not bode well.

Well, that and Rhysand was an insufferably arrogant, beautiful, prick. Wait, beautiful? No, ugly. He has an ugly soul so he can’t be…

She came face to face with him, her mind stopped working for a moment. His tan skin and midnight black hair, and his violet eyes sparkling like stars. Gods, she was a sap. He smirked at her.

“Who do we have here?” He extended his hand. “I’m Rhysand.”

“I know.” Stupid. She fought a blush as his smile only grew. Instead she took his hand and shook it. “I don’t live far from your studio. My name is Feyre.”

“Fey-ruh.” He enunciated each syllable, flipping his hand out of her grasp and into his pockets. “What a lovely name.”

“Save the pleasantries.” She cocked an eyebrow, crossing her arms. “I’m not here to make friends.”

“Of course not, Feyre darling.” Does that smirk ever leave his damn face? “I look forward to competing with you.”

With that, he walked away. Feyre had the feeling she was in a lot of trouble.

A few days later, and someone else won the ability to choose teams. They must have noticed the tension between her and Rhysand, because they had placed them on a team. Their job was to combine their personalities onto one canvas.

“Any ideas, Feyre darling?” Rhysand was lounging on the floor, propped up by a pillow with a glass of chardonnay.

“I thought you would want to take the lead, Rhysand darling.” She’d given up on getting him to drop the darling, so she’d adopted it instead. He laughed.

“I may have technical skill, but you are the most creative person I’ve ever met.” He smiled at her, a real genuine smile that made her stomach flip and her heart race. “I want to see what you come up with.”

She took some time to think. Watched as Rhysand swirled his wine, tasting it with a small sip. He seemed to approve. He was pouring himself another when she finally spoke.

“Light and dark.”

“Hm?” He raised a brow, urging her to continue.

“You know, like the Yin Yang. Two opposites. But they each have a drop of the other, some small similarities that make them balance each other out.” He stared at her, and Feyre thought he must hate the idea.

“We can figure something else out…”

“No, I love it.” He sat up, putting his glass down and grabbing his sketch pad. “We could split the model into the yin yang, and each take a half to put our individual personalities. Then a bit of each other in there is well.”

Feyre smiled slightly at his enthusiasm. “Exactly!”

They worked together flawlessly after that, winning the next challenge to the surprise of the other competitors and judges.

It eventually came down to her, Rhysand, and another competitor, Tarquin, in the final three. Tarquin was sent to the painter’s lounge and Feyre’s heart was racing. Distantly, she felt Rhysand slip his hand into her own. She looked up and he smiled at her, squeezing her hand reassuringly. They faced the judges together.

And when the models walked out with Feyre’s name painted across their backs, Rhysand pulled her into a hug and congratulated her. She started crying, thanked him as he walked away, and thanked the judges. She wouldn’t have to go hungry for a while, now.  

Rhysand sat next to her at the airport, looking like he wanted to say something. She had some things on her mind, as well.


“Come work with me.” He said quickly, not quite looking at her yet.

“What?” She was shocked.

“You are an amazing artist, Feyre. And I would love it if you worked at A Court of Dreamers. Joined our family.” He smiled at her then, tentatively. He was nervous, she realized.

“Bold of you, asking a girl to join your family before asking her to dinner.” She smirked at him. “How improper, Rhysand, darling.”

“Well, then, we should have dinner as well. Feyre, darling.” His smile remained, though the nervousness was still there.

“Only if you’re buying.”

“Whatever you wish.” He was so quiet.

Before she could convince herself otherwise, Feyre leaned in to capture his lips. He responded immediately, and Feyre swore she had never felt a first kiss like that.

It felt like coming home.

Alright, alright. It’s time for me to give love to a lot of you lovely human beings out there tbh. Yes, yes… it’s about to get mushy as fuck. But you know what? That’s alright! We need a little more love in this community. Even after everything that has happened within the past months, or weeks. But let us remind each other that we are a GREAT fucking community and that we are still family. I mean somewhat family? We should still try to look out for one another. I mean that’s always important. I’ve been in a few fandoms before from WWE, DC, TEEN WOLF & now GOT. And man, I’ve met amazing people in some of those fandoms, and some not so great? I mean happens to all of us right? Some people aren’t meant to RP I guess. *shrug* but that’s not the point. The point is, I have so much love for this fandom and have met, many ( MANY ) people who are such role models on this fandom. You’re all amazing at what you do, perfection on your muses. Each and every one of you should ALWAYS be proud of the way you portray your muse. Okay so let me go on and thank you peeps !


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Okay—- so, i do want to give a few shoutouts to people i talk with ooc, a lot. and i mean almost every day. and such ( people who have seen full satan side tbh )  ( ALSO WARNING AUTO PLAY OKAY )

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anonymous asked:

Woozi as boyfriend plz?!

Okay okay okay Jihoon is such a life ruiner is2g but thats why i love him ;v; im actually screaming like a goat, so if you hear someone who sounds like GD, thats me. (i kid i kid) but still i love him so much. thank you for this anon! and i hope you are happy and safe wherever you are <3

SEVENTEEN’s Woozi as your Boyfriend:

  • Having Jihoon as a boyfriend would be so exciting though
  • Exciting in a sense that he is very unpredictable
  • Getting to hear new and upcoming music straight from the producer himself~
  • Also, he would find so much inspiration from you
  • You’re Jihoon’s muse!
  • But imagine seeing Jihoon playing the guitar, drums and piano up close? swoon worthy 
  • You wouldn’t have to worry about going out to eat or anything because he got something planned for the both of you
  • Isn’t really affectionate in public, but would hold your hand here and there, especially when you’re out together. He would be very protective of you.
  • Jihoon would let you wear his clothes and he would have so much pride when he sees you wearing them
  • Makes sure that Jun and Mingyu are 100000 miles away from you because those boys are greasy af
  • Not to keen on skinship but gets jealous easily
  • *sees you hugging Chan* He’d break it up and hug you longer
  • *sees you singing with Jisoo* He would sing along and would stand between the two of you
  • *sees you laughing with Seungcheol* here lies S.Coups, he aint dead… yet 
  • The type to wrap his arms around you whenever there are other people around
  • The one who convinces you to stay in bed with him because it’s the weekend and it’s like 9:30 in the morning, too early to be out and about tbh
  • Hates it when other people call him cute
  • but when you call him cute he’d whine but you can see the small smile he is sporting :”)
  • Tells you to go home when it’s getting late in the studio but when you’re being stubborn, Jihoon would pull out a pillow and a blanket from the shelf because he knows you too well
  • When you’re sick in bed, he’d go out of his way to visit you and take care of you, he’d alternate from going to the studio and back to your place just to see if you were getting any better.
  • Jihoon’s kisses would be very spontaneous
  • He’d just kiss you out of the blue and on the lips as well
  • once he sees your face looking off guard, he’d have a triumphant smirk on his face
  • But when the two of you are alone he would initiate so much cuddling and bear hugs and back hugs
  • Also, he would smooth his hands over to your thigh and would whisper to your ear just to get things going ;) ;) ;)
  • Likes it when you straddle him sexual or not (but most of the time it leads to the former ;) ;) ;) )
  • One time, you had whipped cream on the corner of your mouth, and Jihoon being cool and all, he wiped it off with his thumb and licked it
  • The type to pick you up from your place with an umbrella prepared and you ask why because it’s not even raining but 0.5 seconds later rain starts pouring
  • Doesn’t show his feelings well enough and he knows it, but when he tries to be open with you, he really makes sure that everything he wanted to say sounded right and genuine
  • Gets little to no amount of sleep D:
  • So when you visit, you always bring medicine and proper food for him to eat 
  • Is very busy all the time
  • He greatly appreciates how understanding you are because of his schedule
  • but will eventually feel bad whenever he cancels on dates and meet ups
  • so he would hurry up his working process to at least spend the night in with you
  • The type to do random acts of romance and you just go ????? but you’re not complaining because he is so sweet
  • Jihoon would always insist on buying you things or paying the bills~
  • Sends you selcas during work because he knows you miss him so much!
  • He would also do a whole album just for you
  • it will be filled with songs that he composed himself
  • The type to lowkey show off he’s better when you compliment another idol or one of his members
  • Forehead kisses and long sweet kisses on the lips :”)
  • He would definitely be the type to take you to expensive dinners
  • Not really a morning person
  • but he would probably be a morning person once he gets some lazy exercise under the sheets ;) ;) ;)
  • You’d find random gifts/paperbags in your place and when you ask what was it for or why did he buy it he would just reply with a shrug and, “Just because.” or, “You wanted that right? You kept on staring at it when we went out.”
  • Always makes sure he dedicates a part of his day to you
  • Has a habit of wrapping his arms around you
  • plays with your hair all the time
  • gently places your head on his shoulder when you’re about to doze off
  • the type to put a blanket over you when you’re sleeping
  • Jihoon won’t tolerate your stubbornness when you fight
  • but he’s also very stubborn 
  • But he is always the first one to apologize with a good reason behind it all the time
  • he makes sure that the both of you learn from your mistakes
  • Would care so much about your relationship in that kind of way
  • Jihoon would remind you that he loves you very much because he feels like he doesn’t say it enough
  • Would actually try  to do aegyo for you
  • Jihoon really cares about you and wants to work hard for you. He’s protective over you and doesn’t want you to feel uneasy. You inspire him so much to do better!
Preference #131: He's your brother and you're secretly dating another band member

“I’ll be back late” you told him. “How late?” Harry wondered suspiciously. “I don’t know, probably past midnight.” “Past midnight? With who!?” he had to know. “No one!” You laughed. “(Y/N) tell me!” He pressed. “It’s just this guy I know, okay? it’s fine” you said trying to dismiss the subject. “(Y/N) come on! Just tell me his nameeeee” he begged. But you shook your head. “Ugh why do people keep doing this to me. You know Liam has been going out with some mystery girl for a while now and he won’t tell me who she is! And now you’re doing the same thing! You guys could be meeting serial killers for all I know!” Harry said. You giggled. “I can promise you we’re safe. Don’t you trust us?” You wondered. “Yeah I guess, and Liam normally has pretty good taste, so I wanna meet his new girl, maybe she has some hot friends” Harry said. You couldn’t help but laugh “He has good taste yeah? I’m telling him you said that.” “Um okay…but when do you ever see Liam? Don’t I see him more often than you do?” Harry wondered. You just sighed at your brother’s stupidity. “You know Liam and I were gonna wait to tell you until you figured it out, but it doesn’t seem like you have any kind of clue…” you told Harry. “How am supposed to figure out who he’s dating and who you’re dating? There’s so many people on this earth!!” Harry whined. “For fucks sake Harry. LIAM AND I ARE DATING” you finally told him. The expression on Harry’s face was priceless. “What?!” He exclaimed. “God you really should have finished school, dummy” you chuckled. “So you and Liam huh? I don’t know how I feel about this” he said, crossing his arms. You rolled your eyes and prepared yourself for some kind of huge brotherly lecture. “But I guess it doesn’t really matter…it matters how you and Liam feel about it right? I’ll stay out of it (Y/N).” He said told you. You couldn’t help but smile at your older brother. “You know, you’re the best brother ever. I love you” you cooed as you squeezed him in a super tight hug. “Well obviously” he laughed. “Now hurry up and get out of here, tell Liam I said hello, and don’t be home too late (Y/N).” He said raising an eyebrow. You nodded, kissed his cheek, and thanked him before quickly heading out the door.
You couldn’t help but laugh at the snapchat Harry had just sent you. His curly brown locks were brushed in front of his face in a way in which you could only really see his green eyes peeking through his tangled mane. You weren’t exactly sure how he even managed to get his hair in that way, however it looked like he’d blow dryed it and then brushed out his curls, causing them to go frizzy. “What’s so funny?” Niall wondered, peeking over your shoulder, he was always up for a laugh. “Oh it’s gone now, it was just a snapchat.” You explained. “Who’s?” He asked. “Lizzie’s” you lied. “Oh yeah?” He chuckled. “Well then why does that say Harry’s username?” He said. You quickly tried to change the subject. “Go away Niall. Aren’t you supposed to going to lunch with Louis or something?” You said shoving your phone in your pocket. “Don’t try to change the subject! What’s going on between you two? He’s been asking about you a lot lately.” He told you. “He asked about me!? What exactly did he say?!” you almost squealed. “I’ll let you know if you tell me what’s happening between you” Niall offered, wiggling his eyebrows. “I’m not telling you anything” you said crossing your arms. “Ok fine. Well I have to leave but be careful, use protection ok, are you on the pill?” “NIALL!! My god we’ve only been on one date!” You almost yelled, your cheeks red from embarrassment. “Ah ha! I knew it! I knew something was going on!” Niall exclaimed. “Yeah Yeah and I actually really like him so you better not screw this up for me.” you warned. “(Y/N) I would never!” Niall said though you could practically feel the sarcasm dripping from his words. “Whatever. just go leave for your lunch” you said, shooing him out the door.
“Are you 100% sure?” “Yeah” “1000% sure?” “Yes!” “10000% sure?” “Yes (Y/N)” “100000%?” “(Y/N)!!” “Ok I’m sorry I just want to confirm that you don’t mind at all or in any way if I, your younger sister (Y/N) Payne, am dating and later am in a relationship with your fellow bandmate and friend Louis Tomlinson, and it doesn’t bother you at all.” you asked. “(Y/N) the only thing that’s bothering me is you asking me the same question over and over.” he told you. “I’m sorry, I just don’t want be overstepping on any boundaries, or put you in the middle” you explained. “It’s ok, I actually think you two would be good for each other, now you better hurry up and get ready, he’ll be here any minute.” —
You admired the beautiful nature around you as you strolled through the park hand in hand with Louis. You turned to him, about to comment on how beautiful the day was, but you closed your mouth, when you saw Louis’ frown. “Lou? Is something wrong?” you said. His eyes were fixed on the ground. “No, it’s nothing don’t worry about it.” he said. You and Louis had really only been on four dates so far, but you had an instant connection, a connection so strong that you felt closer to him than anyone you had ever been with before. It wasn’t quite love at this point, but it was something raw and something real. “I don’t want to push you if you don’t want to talk about it, but you know you can tell me anything.” you said. He had told you that your eyes were his favorite thing about you, not just the color of them but the shape, and how they brightened whenever you smiled, or the way they sparkled whenever you were in awe or amazement. He’d gone on about how beautiful they were to him, but here you were, trying to make eye contact with him, but he just refused to look into your eyes. “Look at me Louis” you pleaded. He sighed before meeting your request. “What’s wrong?” “(Y/N), You’re amazing, and I really feel like we have an amazing bond but I… I don’t know how Liam will feel about us being together, I just, I don’t want to put him any weird position or anything you know?” He told you. “Yeah I understand, and I had the same fear, but I talked to him this morning and he’s really supportive, I know he trusts us to make good decisions together.” you explained. Louis smiled and let out a sigh of relief. “And think of it this way, if you ever need help picking a birthday gift for me or something like that then you could ask him, I’m sure he’d help you out.” you said with a smile. “Oh yeah and I bet he could let me see some embarrassing pictures too” Louis joked. (At least you hoped he was joking)
It was an accident. An accident. It was just a slip of the finger, you’d excitedly typed out a flirty text for Niall, carefully choosing your emojis and reading over it a few times before you sent it…… to Louis. “Shit!” you cursed as you, wished you could somehow delete the message all together. You loved your brother Louis and you two were usually pretty close; however, you weren’t a huge fan of sharing things about your love life with him. You had been especially careful ever since you and Niall had started dating. The two of you didn’t want to keep this news from Louis, but you figured it’d be better not to tell until you both were sure and serious about each other. Now that you’d screwed up that plan you decided to give Louis a call, maybe you’d get a chance to explain before he got a chance to read the message. “Hello?” “Hi Lou!” you chirped, hoping that you didn’t sound as nervous as you expected. “Hello Ms. I’m gonna secretly date my brother’s best friend and never tell him” he said. “Louissss don’t be mad, we were gonna tell you I swear! Just not until we were sure of everything” you told him. “Yeah Yeah sure. It’s fine (Y/N) I’m not mad. It’s actually kind of cute, but like gross at the same time, I can’t explain it” he laughed through the phone. “Um thanks?” you giggled. “Just don’t break his heart (Y/N) he’s fragile and he seems to like you a lot ok?” he said. “Me? I’m not a heartbreaker!” you exclaimed. “Yeah well tell that to your list of ex-boyfriends who you made cry within 6 months” Louis teased. “Ok that was one time and he was really sensitive!” You claimed. “Whatever you say sis!” Louis said. “Whatever” you said rolling you eyes then hanging up the phone.
“Zayn! Oh my God hi!” you chirped as you answered the door to find your older brother Zayn. Though you still lived at home with your mom and sisters, Zayn was usually traveling and he lived in another town with Perrie, so it was always a nice surprise to see him. “Hey sis! Or should I call you Ms.Styles now?” He chuckled. You froze as you let his words sink in. “Did he- how did-wait so…” You began to stutter. Zayn laughed at you, “Harry told me.” He explained. “Oh…and you’re ok with it right?” you asked with a nervous smile on your face. “Yeah of course, it’s quite nice actually, Harry’s been single for a while, I thought for sure he’d end up an old, single, cat lady.” He told you. You couldn’t help but laugh. “You know he just told me he wanted to get a cat and call it Angela” you giggled. “Jesus Christ” Zayn sighed shaking his head. “Hey what’s wrong with cats?” You laughed. “Nothing just don’t let him get more than one” Zayn said before letting out a laugh. “How are things with you two anyway?” Zayn wanted to know. “Good! He’s a sweetheart you know?” You said, smiling. “Yeah, when he told me you guys were together, he went on for ages about how much he loves you. I really don’t think I’ve ever seen him care so much about someone” he told you. You couldn’t help but smile. “I’m really lucky to have him aren’t I?” “You are. And he’s lucky to have you too” Zayn told you.
A/N: I took a bit of break from writing but I’m back and I hope you enjoyed ily ❤️

MASTERLIST: http://i-write-1d-preferences.tumblr.com/master/list

  • The birthday boy has Tintin hair today ㅋㅋ
  • Hello: Onew and TM faced each other and spinned one round lol and minho is flying all over the elevated stage ㅋㅋ
  • 321: Minho is running all over the stage like he scored a goal.
  • They are calling out the cities and Onew says there are dolphins again. JH: You guys (Dolphins) are here again? Thank you~ㅋㅋㅋ
  • Key: Excuse me but why are the screams coming from the same group of people? Onew: Yeah please be honest!!ㅋㅋ
  • Key helped translate Onew’s Japanese and Onew thanked himㅋㅋ
  • They are singing Replay now and fans are screaming ‘sconge!!’ Jonghyun: You guys read about it on SNS right?? Key please explain it again!
  • Onew is putting in 100000% of his energy today.
  • Picasso: Looking at the power Onew puts into the dance, if his jacket were wings he would have flown into the air already.
  • Run with me: Minho Onew holding hands again lol
  • Perfect 10: Singing ‘sexy’ and Minkey bent down showing their butts to the audience and Taemin slapped Minho’s butt
  • Lucky star: Minho and Onew doing some clapping game and they hugged each other at the end of it♡
  • Bodyguard: Onew got hit by the fallen tree.
  • Bodyguard: Key hit Minho with the hammerㅋㅋ
  • Onew spinned on the floor and during talk Taemin said it was the first time he saw Onew doing it and wanted him to do it again.
  • Then Onew was like Huh? Erm ok, what was that again? How do I do it again? ㅋㅋㅋ
  • Key is hopping around like a dinosaurㅋㅋㅋ
  • Today is the last concert of the tour. Taemin : If you wanna see our concert again you’ll have to wait till March!!
  • singing Shabang Shabang again and as soon as the song started Key started cringing cos Minho was queuing him to sing the last part.
  • Minho directed the conversation to Onew and Onew suddenly did a floor spin and fell onto the stage. Then minho ran over to give him CPR.
  • Boys Meet U: Jonghyun did ‘long hair’ with his furry scarf, and Onew did ‘short hair’ with his, but it looks like a turban.
  • Boys Meet U: SHINee are all in Santa costumes today!!!
  • Minho keeps going ‘HoHoHo~~’ and at the end he pops his head from behind the curtains and said ‘Merry~~~~~’ with Taeminㅋㅋㅋ
  • Introducing the female dancers and Key is posing behind them like a diva.
  • Lucifer: Onew opened his jacket and showed off his biceps.
  • Dream girl starts and something broke/was left uncleared on stage n Minho perfectly rescued the situation and TM gave him a good job.
  • They’re talking about Tokyo dome concert and white day being on the same day, and Minkey started skipping and the stage and the rest followed.
  • They start taking about Onew’s bday n Onew starts taking off his ear mic And TM locked Onew’s arms frm behind to stop him frm running away.
  • They let Onew taste the cake before pushing his head into the cake
  • Taemin playing with the cream on Onew’s face and Minho gave Onew a hug♡ and Minho cleaned his face for him with a towel,
  • Taemin: Since its Onew’s bday he will do a special birthday performance! And Onew did a strange break dance.
  • They’re singing sunny day hero and all members taking turns to shout HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONEW!!!!!
  • They’re throwing signed balls but Taemin is bouncing the balls off the stage
  • Onew is dancing Dazzling Girl with the birthday hatㅋㅋㅋ
  • Dazzling Girl: Jonghyun hugs Onew.
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  • The band member in the prawn costume was lying on the stage and while he got dragged backstage, SHINee says bye to him and would eat him later
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  • They’re doing the ending jump and Taemin runs up the staircase to the higher platform and as the members watched Taemin in horror, he ran down the staircase smilingㅋㅋㅋ
  • Onew is tearingㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
  • Key says they have already prepared loads of programmes for the Tokyo Dome concert so please come to see them!
  • Onew was bending down tearing, JH was patting him on his back and TM was saying ‘Oh Onew you are so cute~’ LOL
Source: ipipie

  • Onew lifted his jacket twice during Picasso.
  • SHINee Santa Claus cutest!!!
  • All 5 were Santa Claus!!! And 2min at the end instead of Minho per usual.
  • Onew almost cried at the encore HB!!!
  • Jonghyun was the one that called fans to chant Onew SHINee twice!!! Key made Onew stay on stage so fans could sing HB to him again at the end.
  • Nobody dared to throw the cake to his face so they pushed him face down to the cake instead <33
  • Minho tried to clean cake of Onew multiple times but couldn’t get all off. Onew had some cake left on his face until the end.
  • When Onew 1st spoke after encore, fans screamed so much all 5 were confused & Onew had to put his finger on his lip to make everyone silent
Source: Kimddt

  • At the end, Jonghyun said, “Let’s sing the birthday song for Onew again” so members and fans started singing together. (Source:李珍基是高贵冷艳的小可爱)
Translated by: squishyjinki 

  •  (Ending speech) Onew: thank you very much. i love you. see you again… (Source: korea_shygeeks_)
  • Key: all 30 concerts are now over but looking forward to next year’s live!
    Jonghyun: shall we decide for next year’s live now?
    Key: let’s ask our (company) president
  • Key: we’re preparing a lot for our Tokyo Dome concert. please look forward! (Source: korea_shygeeks_)
  • when everyone sang “happy birthday onew”, he bowed in the middle of the song and couldn’t stand up. then when he stood up, he said “i mustn’t cry~” as he tried to hide his wet eyes with a full smile. (Source: korea_shygeeks_)
  • (because his lips were covered in cream) Onew: i look like Joker! (Source: korea_shygeeks_)
  • Jinki was trying to resist but in the end, tears came out and as fans were singing Happy Birthday, he was so touched that he bent his head down and didn’t wake up. The members told him not to cry and when the fans sang again for the last time, he said “i love you all” as he was crying and with a trembling voice. he was the last to leave the stage. (source: nanami1018)
  • Jonghyun: the encore was really good! SHINee!
    Fans: onew!
    Jonghyun: SHINee!
    Fans: onew!
    Onew: thank you (⌒▽⌒)
    (source: denoneew)
Translated by: vanillahaato 

  • At the final greetings, Jonghyun noticed that Onew was teary-eyed, so he suggested that everyone, including the audience, sing the birthday song. When the fans started singing, Onew also started crying and remained to be the last standing onstage at the end, telling the fans, “Everyone, I love you” before leaving the stage. (source: s_s4s_m)

  • Taemin: Everyone is saikyou (strongest)!
    Key: Eh? saikyou? Shouldn’t it be saikou (the best)!
    Taemin: It’s not…saikyou…eh?
    Onew: Isn’t saikyou an abbreviation for “saigo no kyoku” (last song)? (source: s_s4s_m)
  • When they were shouting the locations for their hall tour, some of the fans kept shouting for several places. Eventually, Key said, “There are some just shout every time we call a place. Can you stop changing your parents’ hometown?” (source: s_s4s_m)

  • Taemin asked Onew to do a dance onstage and Onew did it…violently. Since he was moving all furiously about, he ended up rolling on the floor and the members immediately came to him. Minho “administered” CPR by massaging Onew’s chest, then actually pretending to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. At that time, Onew was “revived”.  (source: s_s4s_m)
  • hen Jonghyun was saying his line about, “making people fall for their charms”, Key and Minho started dancing around and didn’t stop until they were stopped by the members. Upon seeing them, Taemin seemed amazed and said, “We haven’t matured at all…I’m going to be even more mature so please watch over me.” (source: s_s4s_m)

  • During the MC
    Onew: Are there any from the audience who are seeing our concert for the first time?
    * There were a lot!
    Taemin: How was our concert? If you want to see us again, you have to wait for three more months!
    Key: I said stop ordering the fans around! Where was that soft-spoken person from before?!
    Taemin: Well, it can’t be helped~ (source: s_s4s_m)
  • After Onew rolled around while dancing, his ear monitor was removed and got tangled but Onew never noticed it. Upon seeing it, Taemin briskly walked towards him and fixed the ear monitor for him. Onew then thanked him with a wide smile.

  •  Taemin: Everyone is saikyou (strongest)!
    Key: Eh? saikyou? Shouldn’t it be saikou (the best)!
    Taemin: It’s not…saikyou…eh?
    Onew: Isn’t saikyou an abbreviation for “saigo no kyoku” (last song)?  (source: s_s4s_m)

    When the birthday cake was carried onstage and Onew finished blowing his candles, Taemin went up behind Onew and pinned his arms behind him. Then, they pushed Onew by the back of his head onto the cake, so the part around his mouth was full of icing. Upon seeing himself, Onew said, “I look like a penguin.”

  • In the middle of Dazzling Girl, Onew and Jonghyun somehow faced each other. They weren’t talking or saying anything, but somehow they both moved closer to each other and, while smiling, hugged each other tightly. (source: s_s4s_m)

  • During their final greeting.
    Jonghyun: Shall we do our final pose (thumbs-up) then?
    Taemin: *throwing a tantrum* NooOoooOOoo!! (source: s_s4s_m)
  • During the final greetings:
    Onew: Everyone danced really hard today, aren’t you hungry? Today, please go home safely and eat a lot!
    Jonghyun: *looks at the members* We’re gonna eat Kobe beef today! (source: s_s4s_m)
  • During Sunny Day Hero, Taemin was swaying around with some weird movements and Onew joined him. It was the dance Onew tried dancing when he was introduced as Shaban’s godparent (and Taemin asked him to dance). (source: aionee_51)

  • Taemin: Today is the last concert. However, after this we will be here forever, so please be with us forever, too! Please come see us in Tokyo Dome again! (source: aionee_51)

  • When they were to do the thumbs-up sign at the end…
    Key: Since today is a special day, let’s do a double thumbs-up!
    Taemin: Triple, triple!
    Key: That’s impossible!
    Minho and Taemin: *raises both hands and then one foot*
    Taemin: This is hard. (source: aionee_51)

  •  When Onew saw his face and the part around his mouth smeared with icing.
    Onew: I’m a pe…penguin!
    Key: You’re not a penguin!
    Onew: Joker! Joker!
    Key: What? Joker? LOL (source: aionee_51)

  • During their MC
    Jonghyun: *with a beat* Everyone in the stands!
    Jonghyun: Everyone in the arena!
    Minho: Everyone in the arena!
    Jonghyun: Everyone in the arena!
    Onew: Are you beatboxing?
    Jonghyun: No… everyone in the arena!(source: aionee_51)
  • Key was asked to sing the Shaban song again today and he did it with all his might, even moving his mic up and down rapidly and doing a vibrato. Afterwards in an old woman-like voice, he said, “Thank you very much *bows* Today I’ve just barely become a master~” (source: aionee_51)
  • During BMU, everyone came on stage wearing Santa costumes. Key sang in a Santa voice while everyone went “Hohohoho” all throughout the song and kept laughing.

  • During the last part, as a continuation of his tradition:
    Taemin: Everyone, boku no namae wo ittemi! (Say my name!)
    Fans: Lee Taemin!
    Onew: Irasshinee!
    Key: …Eh?

    t/n: Taemin’s “tradition” is a play on words, since “try to say” in Japanese is “ittemi” and Taemin’s full name is pronounced as “i t(a)emin”. However, Key was surprised with Onew’s because “irasshinee” is a combination of “irasshai (welcome)” and “shinee” and should be said at the start, not at the end. LOL. (source: aionee_51)

  • After caking Onew’s face, Taemin pulled a rod-like part on Onew’s cake and made Onew eat it. Then, he tried tasting it himself. They both wore a weird face and Taemin said, “It’s (too) sweet.”  (source: aionee_51)
  • After the cakeface, Onew said, “It smells sweet!” Jonghyun then said, “Well you have cake stuck to your nose all this time!” Minho then silently wiped Onew’s forehead and the sides of Onew’s mouth. Taemin also wiped the cream off around Onew’s nose with his finger and later on they used a towel to wipe Onew’s face. (source: aionee_51)

Translated by: keihissi 

 compiled by almightykeybeom

anonymous asked:

Imagine how awkward Makoto would be his first time. "I-I'm sorry. Is it too big? Does it hurt? I'm so sorry..." "D-do I put it in here?" "Okay I'll go really slow, squeeze my hand if I start to hurt you" "Oh no are you alright?! Wait, keep going? Oh o-okay" "I can feel something happening quick I have to-why are you wrapping your legs around me I have to pull..."


(i’m not sure if you want me to think makoharu or makorin or any other makoto pairing, anon, so i just addressed his partner as, well, ‘his partner’ and ‘they’, and other people are free to apply the below to any ship as they please!)

i can’t write smut for my life i wind up making myself sit in a corner halfway through writing but just think though:

makoto being the type of person in bed who is 100000% conscious of his partner - everytime their breath hitches or grits their teeth or so much as takes one breath short he worries about how it must hurt and oh god maybe he should stop. he may be the type to want their lovemaking to go as smooth as possible, and put his partner’s pleasure the #1 priority (on top of his own). who knows maybe he even googles beforehand (i’ve known awkward first-timers who realized they were doing it all wrong and stopping to google before deciding to try again) just because.

(the rest is under the cut because nsfw headcanons)

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