Context: I’m DMing a quick adventure [45mins] because my friend didn’t have enough time for a full one, and I wanted to do one badly. It was going to be one where a high elf cleric [is important] leads the characters to someone he needs to be taken care of [he can’t do it himself]. Party consists of me [Human Wizard/3, dmpc] and my friend [Cleric/1 Dragonborn]. Friend decides to try to… “get to know Zenonn [the cleric guide] better”.
Dragonborn [ooc]: I attack him [the high elf] with Burning Hands.
I prepare to make the saving throw for Zenonn when he stops me.
Dragonborn [ooc]: With my dick.
I thought for a moment before rolling with it. He’s new, what’s the hurt in letting him have fun?
DM [me, ooc]: Okay, make an attack roll.
Dragonborn [ooc]: Natural 1.
DM: Your dick actually catches on fire. Take 4 points fire damage.