i want to eat you everything

Someone
  • : : BECAUSE MOFFAT JUST NEEDS TO SHUT HIS FACE HOLE SOMETIMES
  • ~
  • *Molly's flat*
  • John: *knocking*
  • -a few minutes later-
  • Molly: *opens the door, wearing a dressing gown; dishevelled and grinning* Hi, John.
  • John: *blinks* Um...I just wanted to check on you. After...
  • Molly: *dismissive* Euros? Yeah, Sherlock explained everything and I'm fine.
  • John: *raises his eyebrows* You're fine? Just like that?
  • Molly: *nods* I had a drink. I shagged someone.
  • John: ...
  • Sherlock: *standing shirtless in the kitchen* I'm someone *grins*
  • John: ...
  • Molly: *smiles* He loves me.
  • Sherlock: *eating biscuits; pointing* And she loves me.
  • John: *smiles*

This episode has been amazing in so many ways for so many reasons:

  • “I’m just happy”
  • Aaron and Robert eating breaky together and Aaron wanting to engrave the coin
  • Aaron talking to Finn and being all lovely and just a wonderful human
  • AARON TALKING ABOUT HIS PAST 
  • Aaron looking all cute in that jumper and the HAIR OH MY
  • THE CINEMATOGRAPHY AND DIALOGUE AND EVERYTHING WAS SO INTENSE
  • Aarons ‘surprise motherfucker’ thing making a show 
  • ADDRESSING BIPHOBIA AND HOMOPHOBIA FINALLY
  • “Look how far I’ve come” Okay… but this was so important
  • Taking off the wedding ring broke me
  • AARON AND VIC AND VIC AND ROBERT 
  • Seeing Aaron drinking to deal with the pain on the pub wall and acting like his old self really hit me hard 
  • THE PUNCH UP OH MY GOD INTENSE 
  • JUST DANNY AND RYANS ACTING IN GENERAL
  • Robert and Aaron talking things out
  • Robert still wanting to marry Aaron and as soon as possible
  • ROB SPEAKING ABOUT BEING BISEXUAL AND WHAT IT IS
  • THE MUTUAL I LOVE YOU    

Hey buddies.

I know we are all dreading tomorrow, we’re afraid of what’s already happened and what’s already in motion, and we’re doubly afraid of what the next four years are going to bring. We’re afraid of what’s in store for all of us, and the people we love, and the people we want to protect, and it’s hard to think of real ways to stop it.

But at the same time:

There is no violation or embarrassment he can heap upon all of our heads that will make us less compassionate or less capable or less ourselves.

We’re going to make art, consume art, plant trees, walk the streets, and hold on.

My inbox is always open, come talk to me if you need to, I’m a dumb gay chucklehead but I’m hard to kill and I’m happy to tell you everything I know about not dying and not eating your own heart. I’m here, we’re all here, we love you, we’re gonna take care of each other. 

the shit thing about being in a relationship for a long time is you don’t look at yourself and scrutinise yourself bc you got it - you got the person of you dreams and they don’t care you can eat what you want look like shit all the time and gain basically your whole body weight again and it’s only when that relationship ends you really see what you look like and everything that hangs where it shouldn’t and how unsexy your chunky legs actually are

anonymous asked:

Hello Simon! I was wondering, if you could go anywhere in the world for a week or so, where would you want to go? Or have you been most places?

My travel is very limited. I give something of a map on my website.

That is a very difficult question for me to answer. I must decide my motivation. There are places I dearly miss, some I want to see, so that have exceptional food. I think…if I were to choose one of each-

I miss Strasbourg very much.
I would like to see Manchu Picchu
I would like to travel all of India, eating everything. Second to India is Southeast Asia. Specifically Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Korea and Japan.

littleladysugar  asked:

not to be a creep, but i was reading your tags and just wanted to say dont be worried about surgery! my friend just went through getting her wisdom teeth out and everything is great! you got this!

haha dw!! this isn’t creepy I appreciate that you came to tell me this ^^
did it take long for her to recover?? cny’s coming up in a week and I want to be able to eat then :( 

Rant Incoming

I’m sick and tired of people without kids telling me how to raise mine. A guy at work was trying to give me a hard time because every now and then we eat spahgettios. And bet your ass I make a mean box of kraft mac. But dadsacook you’re a cook, why aren’t you making everything yourself? Where the hell would I find the time to make everything from scratch? I’d love to, but sometimes your kiddo decides she wants to eat 30 minutes before you have to leave for work so god damn right I’m makin some spahgettios real quick. End rant.

I’m just…who are the millennials that people are basing decisions off of?

I just read an article about my local grocery store chain (who I love) of having to “get with the times” because millennials want “niche, homey stores” and stores with shit like “brew pubs” and restaurants inside them.

Who the fuck are these millennials?? Where are they? I want to ask them so many questions!

As a millennial, you know what I want? To not have to drive to eight fucking stores for my groceries because everything is niche and exclusively sells meat or organic noodles and nothing else.

I don’t want a goddamn restaurant in my grocery store! I’m there to buy groceries, not have a fucking date night (afternoon? and then we can buy groceries together i guess…super bonding.)

I just want a decent selection that doesn’t cost too much and I’m not concerned for my safety while in the store. Or after I eat the food, for that matter.

Whoever the fuck these snotty, apparently very wealthy millennials are, they can go fuck themselves and stop trying to make things more difficult for the rest of us.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.