i want to eat them all!

You’re On Your Period (BTS)

Not a req but I just needed some fluffy BTS rn? I love their concept, I love Namjoon’s hair, their fucking clothes, Jin’s screen time and them overall <3 


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Rap Monster:
Clumsily attentive. Bless him, he wants to care for you 2000% but will still fumble his words when buying you stuff and blush when he hands the cashier the pads. His lame ass will research all the best ways to look after you, what best to eat and the best pain relief to get you through it all. But, he’ll cheesily say that ‘cuddles are the best medicine’ and wow you’re in too much pain to complain and in no position to say ‘no’ the love of your life.

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(the peach hair is a goddamn LOOK - look at my handsome boy !!!)

Jin:
To be expected, he is the most caring member (maybe sometimes TOO over caring). Despite this, he only has love in his heart. He will give you whatever you need, whether it’s food, alone time or him. He’ll let you rest your head on his lap and he’ll stroke your back to help with the cramps. He’ll say over and over how bad he feels that he cannot mend your pain there and then but you’ll just be nuzzling into him. He’ll also cook A++ meals okay prepare to feel like a princess.

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kang daniel - fuckboi!au

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  • after get ugly, how can you not imagine this
  • tbh he’s more like a close friend of yours that you tolerate  
  • super super flirty you know he has multiple people on him but he calls you his “favorite”
  • “i could eat here all day with you” grins at you then back at his food 
  • someone could make a stupid dick joke and he’s smirking one of those “you know you want this” smirk
  • and it’s directed to you and only you 
  • if you were to lay your legs across his lap, he’d pull them up since they were “slipping” but he leaves his hand on your thighs ??????
  • is the type to check out girls when you hang out like i can see the both of you at a table and you guys are like chillin n drinkin some boba and someone would walk past him and he’s drinking his drink and his eye brows are raised, eyes never leaving the girl
  • or he does the nudge and nod thing while grinning 
  • waits for you after school cause he’s your ride 
  • and the daily is him leaning against car, swing his keys on his fingers and checking his phone 
  • “why can’t u just wait in the car????” 
  • “cause i know u enjoy the view baby girl” fingers under ur chin as he does a signature squish smile to tease u and walks around the car to get in 
  • starts the engine and looks hot as he runs his fingers through your hair 
  • “where to?” 
  • hAND ON THE BACK OF YOUR CHAIR, ARM IN UR VIEW AS HE’S BA CKI N  UP, ONE HAND T URN I N TH E WH E E L  !!! 
  • you think its over 
  • but then he puts his hand on your thigh 
  • 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌
  • imagine late night dinners with him
  • like yall have a tuesday night rituals of just eating at a diners. 
  • really shitty chili cheese fries and burgers 
  • oddly enough, you both like the strawberry milkshake with an extra scoop of vanilla ice cream
  • he loves surprises
  • and never fails to mention it constantly 
  • sitting in a car till 2 in the morning
  • having casual conversations about his hook ups 
  • “yea, she was alright but i mean i’ve had better” he shrugged 
  • and you roll your eyes every time 
  • “kang daniel, no one is ever good enough for you” 
  • “well yea cause the best has never bothered to hook up with me” he smirks over at you
  • will N E V E R stop trying honestly boy is persistent 
  • but the worst part is, he’s not annoying
  • he’s sO slick about it, like he’s so sMOOTh
  • like he’s not thirsty and beggin for entrance inside ur pants
  • he’s just playing with th e loops on the waistband 
  • figuratively and physically
  • arms around your waist as you guys walk down the street
  • blames it on the fact that you’re too slow not cause he’s thirsty or anything
  • omg imagine going to a party with you 
  • is lw protective?? but not really ?? 
  • you wore something tight and slightly revealing and he groans 
  • “did you really have to go full hoe tonight ????” 
  • when u get a little too drunk, his make consistent check ups
  • he doesn’t need any sleazy asshole tryin to pick you
  • but at the same time, he’s quite distracted by the girl he’s making out with
  • then he hears ur giggle just pass him like a wind
  • he detaches his lips from whoever that is and sees that some random boy has his body slung over yours
  • seems like he’s leading you upstairs 
  • oooOOOH HEEEELLL N O O 
  • and he’s dashing over to you 
  • he yanks the guy off you 
  • “are you trying to take advantage of her?” he asks, voice deep and glare deadly
  • “nnOOooO daniel, he’s m y freind!!!” u slurred and giggled 
  • “you heard the lady, we’re chill” and he nods over to you with a smirk 
  • “what’s his name then?” he’d ask you, eyes rolling 
  • “i dunno !!!” u laughed
  • and that’s enough for him to punch the guy right in the nose 
  • which leads to lots of attention 
  • “heeEEeeeyYY !! nOT ok Ay!!!!” u messily tried to pull him away
  • instead, daniel just pulls you behind him 
  • the guy is getting up, ears red of anger and he tries to throw punch at daniel 
  • but daniel just kicks him down easily might i say lookin pretty hot too like dayum 
  • “don’t even bother you idiot” he hovered over the dude before you leading you over him and out of the party 
  • of course he’s sobered up so he drives you home 
  • but goddamn can you not shut the fuck up ??? 
  • “daniel, that w AS soOoOO hOT” u groaned and leaned against the seat 
  • “mhm thats nice babe” 
  • “nO serioUsLY suP Er hOT”
  • and he’s having the time of his life just listening to u be dumb
  • when he gets you home, he tucks your whiney ass in and leaves a cup of water and some painkillers for you
  • and he’s satisfied with just you mumbling a thank you as he leaves to sleep on your couch
  • you wake him and he’s just teasing you all morning
  • honestly, you guys are pretty close 
  • like who else does he tell his hook up stories to besides seungwoo?? no one 
  • he trusts you a lot but of course he’d never say that
  • and you know he cares for you a lot so you put a lot of trust in him too
  • every time anything gets boarderline cheesy or “friendship is magic!”-y, he’ll throw a pick up line at you 
  • “you know dan, you really aint that bad” 
  • “well anything for u baby girl” and he winks 
  • but you’re both fully aware you two would never date
  • it was just weird ????? like dan and u r just friends honestly 
  • even if you do respond to sex jokes like once or twice 
  • you guys just have this weird bond ?? 
  • though he seems real chill nd cooOoooOoOOOoooL, he’s a real cutie/sweetie 
  • you’d never forget when you saw him fanboy about his cats 
  • “well, i love all different types of pussys” and cue wink 
  • overall, gr8 friendship 
  • but he’s horny 24/7 
  • there is a slight chance that you guys might hook up once just cause he’s desperate aF 
  • i see him pinning you down on the bed and he’s like 
  • “don’t you just love surprises?” he’d grin down at you 
  • but definitely prefers you straddling him
  • leaves way too many hickeys honestly he needs to chill
  • makes u wear his shirt “just this one time please oh please” 
  • boner pt2
  • always LOL’s about it to you 
  • “remember when we made ou-”
  • “yes daniel i know, i was there” 
  • ya’ll have such a weird bond but i mean its one thicc bond 


haha i know this is scenario was hecka random but i was just getting pretty bored with the demigod au. that doesn’t mean i’m gonna stop writing them LOL don’t worry. i just needed some variety. hope that it doesn’t upset anyone !!! thanks 4 reading again ya’lls 

also, probably not gonna make this into a series because there’s already a decent amount of fuckboi aus of wannaone and this was just a random thingy in my head

also had a royals au planned out but someone else is doing that so i can’t do that either lmao

and also @parkjmini 👀👀👀👀👀

Excited, Not Scared

Characters: Sam x Reader, Dean (mentioned)

Word Count: 1,693

Warnings: food poisoning, false pregnancy, freaked out Sam, feeling a bit bad by his reaction but then all the Sam fluff

Request: can you do a dean x reader or sam x reader where she gets food poisoning and whichever brother she’s with thinks she’s pregnant and freaks out? but it all ends fluffy and he admits he was excited, not scared. 

Author’s Note: I made this a Sam because I need more Sammy love.If you want to be tagged, leave an ask or message and I’ll add you! Same goes for my Series Rewrite! If you want to request a fic, please send them in! I love writing what you guys want!

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Maybe you shouldn’t have eaten at that diner that Dean just had to stop at. Sam knew it was best not to eat anything there and Dean only stopped there to use the restroom but you were starving and so you ate whatever didn’t look too gross.

Bad choice, Y/N. Bad choice. At first, you were fine, thinking the food was good at the time. But then a couple of days later, you felt it. It started off with your stomach cramping which you thought your period would be up. However, that cramping turned into worse cramping, something your period didn’t give you.

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few things in life are better than taking your kids to a fairground and just letting them go on whatever rides they want, eat all the candy floss they want, buy them whatever crap plastic toys they ask for, spend money on whatever stupid shit they want…don’t know if it’s technically good parenting or whatever, but it’s the best

All I want is Jon and Sansa is child refusing to eat their proper foods. Sansa, wanting them to finish their plate says, “if you eat your vegetables, you’ll grow up as tall as daddy.” And they will just eye Jon up and down. And say something like “that’s not very tall.” Jon will laugh, and Sansa will say “then eat them to grow up to be as tall as me!”

ok but Kate ACTUALLY being an AMAZING cook but clint constantly tells people she is terribad at it so he can swoop in all “oh, Kate made you cookies? oh dude. did you want  food poisoning? No. Man, I’ll take those off your hands. Just pretend you ate them all. It’s fine, I’ll take care of them, I’m a secret agent, she’ll never know.”

and this goes on for YEARS until someone who Kate is probably dating goes “no, I don’t want to lie, I need to try it–oh. OH MY GOD. This is EXCELLENT what kind of SCAM are you RUNNING here Barton” and eventually devolves into a kind of uneasy truce where the two of them lie about how bad kate is at cooking and regularly steal the lunch she brought to eat themselves

A new thought…

They say not knowing something that could hurt is better than finding out but as it eats away at my heart all I can do is cry either way. I don’t know why my friend blocked me, I’m not even sure why she stopped taking to me but I remember I use to get so paranoid when I lost followers that I’d go in and count if all my bestest friends were there…now she’s not…

I hope my apologies got her and she’s thinking them over. If she ever wants to come back I’ll stay here with open arms and tears dripping down my cheek like faucets. I want you all to know I am here for you. Anything you need come to me please. Don’t shut me out, don’t just leave without a Goodbye. If you do I would be devastated and lay in my bed crying all night like my experience last night. I love you and I mean it…Don’t play with my feelings or I might just disappear.


Tagging some friends that would be in my count…

@queenoftheskittleholics

@soldiermara

@khundertalefan25

@saphirafoxgirlspost

@swilixverse

@sonaspectrum

@somerandompokemon

@rpwiththelilflower

@purewhitewolf

@darkness-and-sprinkles

@lpslover

@lunardragonprincess

@thedragonsweets

@fckin-cuties

@flawedgems-andbeings

@ask-skyfire

@askthemushroomwarriors

@aqua-and-the-whole-crew

@afloofykittykat

@kitty4915

@goldmudder

@rosla-aculid-kitty

@ruindeathandrising

@friskcharaandtalon

@jordy-smits

@tiinyskclcton

@rainyoung1

And more…

Apple: THANK YOU SO MUCH! You didn’t have to go to all that trouble just for lil ol’ me! Let’s go back to my house, we can eat it together!

Apple: O-oh, thanks gun anon..! I-if you want you can come have some pie too..? (looks like I’m making another stop at the police station…)

Apple: Hey guys!! And WOOAAH I’ve never seen a bamboo seed before! I can totally plant this by my house!! Thanks! Come on inside, we’re having some sweets!

Apple: Thanks Bunnie, I love cinnamon rolls! Come on in guys, we can all celebrate together!


((Apple turned 17 today! They grow up so fast cries))

(( @askvelmathegoat @acnl-hamphrey @askbunnieandspade ))

anonymous asked:

(iamyourshame) OH! OH GOD YOU'RE AWFUL! I have never seen a more unflattering color on an Umbreon in my entire life and I saw a neon orange, yellow striped Umbreon. Wow, you really... you are really hideous. Have you considered some fur dye? Like actually. I would even foot the bill for you. Just say the word and it's yours. You have to live like this after all, don't you? More like Pix something else. Anything else.

‘Ello strange pink fart mellow, I betcha taste gross. I wanna try nommin’ yas anyways~

Spes, you don’t know where they’ve been, please don’t try to eat them. I don’t want you getting sick.

… Um anyways, thank you? For the offer? But, uh, I’m going to have to politely decline. Fur dye isn’t exactly the healthiest for one’s fur, and is only a temporary, er, “solution”. Also if I wanted to go to such lengths to change myself, I could simply ask mom.

< @iamyourshame >

Halloween at Wayne Manor
  • Every kid in Gotham knows to hit up Wayne Manor on Halloween, they give you MULTIPLE REGULAR SIZED CANDY BARS!! none of this fun-size shit
  • They also have a separate bucket of small toys for children with complex food allergies 

  • Best decorations in town, it’s go hard or go home and Bruce never backs down from a challenge, cobwebs everywhere, GHOSTS! mother fukcing PUMPKINS!!!
  • Bruce isn’t allowed to answer the door because he lets all the kids dressed up as Batfam and Wonder Woman have as much candy as they want and gives dental floss to those dressed as clowns, also kids dressed as Superman but he’ll deny it
  • Damian:*Carves a pumpkin with a really ugly face* Drake! come at once! Tim: *Sigh* what? Damian:*Smirks and turns the pumpkin to face Tim* it’s you
  • Food fight in the kitchen with the scooped out pumpkin flesh
  • Almost everyone wears costumes to make Dick happy
  • Dick once forced Damian into a child’s Batman costume, Damian was outraged by the plastic Batarangs, Bruce totally didn’t have tears in his eyes fuck you
  • Jason never wears a costume no matter how hard Dick pouts at him, this leads to an array of replies when people ask why he’s not in costume e.g “My muscles are too big to fit in any costume” “I’m dressed as a sinner” “I’m dressed up as a serial killer. They look like everybody else” “I’m dressed as the miracle of life” “a pumpkin killed my parents, how dare you”
  • Tim once dressed as a Ghostbuster and wouldn’t stop trying to hoover up Jason and Damian
  • Stephanie and Cassandra always dress in matching or related costumes, it’s super fucking cute 
  • Dick: Where’s your outfit, Alfred?? Alfred: *pulls out a pair of rabbit ears and places them on his head* I am a bunny Master Grayson. Hop. Hop
  • Barbara dresses as a mermaid which AmAZES!! all the kids, cause it totally makes sense!!! her red hair which means she’s related to Ariel #kidlogic
  • Dick:*Dressed as Dracula* I want to SUCK YOUR BLOOD!! Jason: You can suck my di- Bruce: LANGUAGE!!
  • Batcow, Titus, Alfred the cat, and Goliath all have home made costumes made by Damian
  • Dick always gets sick from eating the most candy, he says he’s doing it to save everyone else from having cavities, he’s a dirty liar
  • Tim: *Walks around Walmart pointing to decorations* Spoopy
  • Jason: Raisins!??? RAISINS?? who the hell gives raisins on Halloween Bruce??? Monsters that’s who
  • Little kid: *See’s Jason as Red Hood on Halloween* what are you meant to be mr? Jason: I’m a used tampon Others: *through the comms* JASON!!!
me being (very) brutally honest with the signs

Aries- You’re such a goddamn hothead all the goddamn time. Not everyone likes to be constantly doing something every second of every day. You get angry with people for the smallest and most trivial reasons but god forbid someone take a dig at you. You’re such a hypocrite and it’s annoying as fuck. You act like an edgy teenager that’s constantly throwing a tantrum. You also boss people around and expect everyone to just follow your lead and if they don’t, you get pissed at them for having a mind of their own. You seriously need to take a look at your life and stop seeing everything as a fucking challenge that’s rigged against you. My god, I get tired just being in your presence. 

Taurus- You’re a lazy fuck and way too materialistic and possessive. You literally have no desire to do anything because you love to sit on your ass. You take “treat yourself” to a whole new level and not in a healthy way whatsoever. It seems like every chance you get you cause arguments and then you contradict whatever the other person is saying just because you can’t look at anything from a different point of view. Even if you get to the point where you realize you’re in the wrong and the other person is right, you’ll just continue to argue for the sake of arguing and god forbid your ego take even the slightest blow. It’s irritating as shit like you really think you know best when in reality you’re just a stubborn bitch. What a bore.

Gemini- Look, I know you guys get a lot of flak. But take this into consideration…… it’s because most if not all of it is FUCKING TRUE. You have so many different personalities I don’t know which one is even real. You gossip 24/7 and flip-flop between who you talk to and who you talk about. You’re completely unreliable and unpredictable and also clingy as fuck. Seriously, I feel like I can’t get away from you. I just want to go to the bathroom, I don’t need to hear the story right now about how Sarah said that Dylan said that Kimberly found a sock in the dryer that wasn’t hers. Literally no one cares. Another thing that you do is once you get tired of someone, you just throw them away like garbage. (Also Trump is a gemini, and I know you guys can’t control that but like come on. Of course he’s a gemini.)

Cancer- You really need to stop being so whiny or I’m actually going to lose it. Everyone has problems so stop acting like such a victim all the goddamn time. You’re so moody all the time and you act like a small child that needs to have their diaper changed. You also cling onto people as soon as you meet them and cry if someone doesn’t answer your text within 5 fucking minutes. Don’t you have your own life to live? Oh wait, I forgot you spend every second in a dark room and refuse to come outside unless it’s to answer the door because you ordered shitty takeout. You consider changing your clothes adventurous and honestly it’s so boring. Introverted doesn’t even describe you, you’re more like a complete hermit (CRAB. HA!)

Leo- Hey leo, wow, are you actually reading this? I’m kind of shocked because I never thought you’d ever stop looking at yourself in the mirror. Seriously, you’re probably the most vain sign out of all of us. So much so that if someone criticizes you in even the smallest way, you get so offended and act like you’ve been shot in the chest. You think so highly of yourself, and while it’s great to have confidence, you take it to the next level, which is extreme arrogance. You love to have the conversation focused around you. You’re the type of friend that if someone is telling you about their problem or just their day in general, you’ll interrupt them and start talking about yourself and it’s DAMN ANNOYING. How do you still have friends?

Virgo- I’m gonna tell you right now, you’re not as perfect as you think you are. You’re so quick to critique other people that you write them off as not good enough before even getting to know them. You’re the type of person that would tell their friend that they were breathing too loudly. For fucks sake, you’re such an over analyzing pedant it makes me want to slap you in the face with my fucking asymmetrical hand. Your pessimism is damn near blinding, I probably wouldn’t want to hang around you for more than 10 minutes or you’d make me feel self conscious about how I fucking walk or some shit. You can’t take or make a joke. You’re skeptical about everything and you’re completely inflexible. You like to think of yourself as an intellectual but really you’re stuck up, narrow minded and someone I constantly find myself rolling my eyes at.

Libra- You are manipulative as shit. You’ll tell someone they look good without even looking up from your phone. You lie all the time and don’t really give a fuck if you hurt other people’s feelings because you really only look out for yourself. You’re also a huge fucking coward. When your friends need you to have their back and actually be there for them, you run and hide and say, “Oh sorry I just didn’t want to get involved!”. What a lame fucking excuse for ditching your friend in their time of need. You’re also extremely indecisive to the point where it’ll take you 3 hours just to choose where you want to go eat. It’s tiring as fuck. Just MAKE A CHOICE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. Have your own fucking opinion. You’re like a goddamn sheep.

Scorpio- Why the FUCK are you so aggressive for no fucking reason? You manipulate people just for the fun of it. You get jealous so easily and usually you don’t even have a reason to be jealous. You just are. It’s pathetic. You like to think that you’re so cool and mysterious but in reality people just see you as a moody and brooding asshole that no one really wants to bother getting to know. I mean, why would they? What’s the point? Every time someone even tries to get close to you, you completely brush them off and act like you don’t care about them because keeping your “mystifying” aura is soo important to you. And if you do let someone in, you treat them like they’re your possession and it’s creepy as hell. You obsess over them and you want to control them. God forbid they hang out with someone that isn’t you and then you resent them for no goddamn reason other than having a life of their own. Do me a favor scorpio and don’t talk to me.

Sagittarius- Honestly if a sag is reading this, you’re just straight up getting a taste of your own medicine. You’re tactless as shit and it makes me not want to be around you, ever. You’re inconsiderate of others and impatient with everyone. If someone isn’t moving up to your standards you will become agitated and aggressive and then you take it out on the person. You constantly need to be doing something else because your attention span lasts about 2 fucking seconds. You act like an 8 year old. You’re also really superficial. You don’t bother getting to know the deeper layers of a person because, like I said, you’re impatient and also just plain lazy. You take people for granted and are careless when handling the feelings of people closest to you. You’re also a really self-obsessed know-it-all. Go climb a fucking tree, sag.

Capricorn- Four words. Lighten. The fuck. Up. You are by far the most power-hungry of all the signs. You take everything so completely seriously that I don’t even know if you understand what “fun” even is. You always have to have two feet on the ground at all times and you can never ever be spontaneous and it’s so fucking dull. You’re conservative and disdainful nature can be so overbearing at times that even your friends need to get away from you. That is, if you have friends. You’re a complete pessimist so who knows if anyone can actually tolerate that. You constantly have to be the most successful person in a room, and you make sure you reach this level of success through abusive and controlling behavior towards the people around you. Your selfishness grosses me out.

Aquarius- I asked you what time it was. I didn’t ask you if I was afraid of time passing or the fact that it’s a manmade construct. For fucks sake, just shut the fuck up about this deep shit for once. I don’t want to contemplate how large the universe really is at fuckin 8:30 am on a Monday. You’re rebellious even when it doesn’t matter and honestly all it does is piss people off. You’re constantly trying to deviate from the norm that you make the same fucking mistakes that other people already made, but you don’t fucking learn from other people’s mistakes because you always have to go your own way. Maybe listen to other people for once? You’re the most detached sign out of all of them and you hurt people by acting aloof all the fucking time but you don’t care because you chalk it up to “this is who I am!!! I need my freedom!!!!”. You need to actually think about how your actions affect people you care about because if you don’t, you’re REALLY gonna end up alone and you won’t be able to do a damn thing about it. 

Pisces- You need to stop feeling sorry for yourself all the time and get it through your head that you’re not always the damn victim. You don’t take responsibility for your actions and you always find a way to blame it on someone else because you’re NEVER in the wrong, are you? Poor little pisces. You’re not as innocent as you want everyone to believe. You’re constantly daydreaming and it becomes really annoying when I’m trying to talk to you and you just completely zone out because you love living in your little imaginary world. You’re the WORST at solving your own problems and conflicts because instead of dealing with them you just avoid it all together and end up leaving the mess for someone else to clean up. You’re really nosy- you love to get in other people’s business. But you don’t go to the person directly, you have to be sneaky about it and gather rumors from other people. You’re also very over-sensitive. Out of all the signs, you’re by far the most likely to respond to this post saying how this isn’t true and that I’m just a “big fat meany!!!” and then add a bunch of angry/crying emojis.


(disclaimer: Don’t worry, I don’t really hate your sign (unless you’re a  * * * * * * … lmao). This was just for fun and I know it’s harsh. Don’t take it too personally. You’re an individual and ultimately you determine who you really are. Except for you, * * * * * * . Fuck you.) 

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get to know me: favorite female character → the ‘avatar: the last airbender’ girls
“I’m a warrior, but I’m a girl too.”

To him,

The lucky man she ends up with,

Love her. With every ounce of your being. Make sure she knows you love her and care for her. Do the small things. They’ll go a long way. Treat her like a princess. She’s the most amazing girl and deserves the best. Buy her flowers randomly, especially daisy’s, those are her favorite. Or if you really wanna make her happy dye some roses with a bunch of cool colors but make the prettiest rose purple. That’s her favorite color. She’ll smile huge and not know what to say but she’ll love it. Buy her candy and put on a movie. She loves air head bites and watermelon sour patch, she can eat the whole bag in 1 sitting. Order a pizza. She loves pepperoni and pineapple. It sounds weird but it’s actually pretty good, but be careful because she’s allergic to normal pineapple. Let her lay her head on your chest and play with your hair. Let her listen to your heart beat. It’ll calm her heart when she gets nervous. Tell her how beautiful she is, she should hear that multiple times a day because she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. If she has an anxiety attack, make sure she knows it will be okay. Be there for her the whole time. Comfort her. Hold her. Try to get her mind off of it. Play music, especially Big Jet Plane. That’s her favorite song and it’ll calm her heart beat. Take her on dates and hype her up. Tell her how gorgeous she is and how when your with her it’s like the stars align and everything is perfect. Tell her that she’s your daisy in a field full of wild dandelions. She’s a rarity. There is no one like her so make sure she knows that. Massage her feet. I know it’s random but she likes it. Kiss her feet, let her know that there is nothing about her you don’t find flawless. Everything she finds as a snaggletooth, you should love with all of your heart. Let her know you’re thinking about her at random times throughout the day. It’s cute. When you drive past daisy’s on the side of the road, be ready to stop because she loves to pick them. If she ever tells you she needs to stop picking them, don’t let her. It’s one of her favorite things to do. When she’s mad at you, kiss her. Don’t go to bed mad at each other, fix the issue, trust me it’ll be worth it in the morning. Let her paint on your back, she always wanted to do that wth me but never got the chance. I wish we did but she will love to use your body as a canvas. Let her take pictures of your eyes. Everyone’s eyes have a different story and she loves taking close ups of them. Let her wear your deodorant, especially if you wear Old Spice Fiji, she loves the way it smells. Take her to pick strawberries. Eat them all and make some cool desserts with them. She loves Nutella so make sure she has some with her strawberries. Fall asleep with your faces right next to each other. Hold her hand wherever you go. Draw circles on her body with your fingers. Whenever she is self-conscious about her body, make sure she knows she was made in the image of God. Make sure she knows how beautiful she is. Kiss her in the places she’s worried about. Kiss her everywhere. Kiss every one of her fingers and then kiss them again, she loves it. Support her. With whatever she wants to do. She’s so determined to be successful and needs a strong man behind her pushing her forward. Be a man of God in her life. Lead her closer to God because that’s the most important thing in this world. Make her feel safe. Make her feel at home. Treat her like a queen because she is a queen and she deserves the world. Love her with ever ounce of your being, I mean everything you have. You’ll never meet anyone like her ever again so don’t let any moment pass without taking it all in. Take pictures of her randomly. Fill your phone with thousands of pictures of her and then send them to her at random times telling her how beautiful she is. Don’t rush her, let her take her time. You can’t rush love. Let it come naturally. Just never give up on her. Fight for her. But promise me this. Promise me you won’t hurt her. Protect her heart and take care of her. Please. She deserves the world.

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This is a really good burger.

the summer is ending. i feel fall yawning in me, her golden leaves and the time where the air is the most visible. i am trying to take the sun into the colder months but how long will it be before i lose myself again. before the dawn ends. i want to drown myself in a cider cup. i want to take your kisses and use them like lightning bugs. i’ve never wanted so little and so much in my life. i feel like i’m on the edge of something terrible, terrible, and if i just look over my shoulder, it will remember my name and come eat me. i can’t tell if i’m running from something or everything is just leaving. i’m a little unhinged. my lungs are creaking. tomorrow will be closer to my ending. isn’t that true of all of us, you know. we pretend we’re infinite but we’re slowly, slowly unspooling our souls.

Anon: So why doesn’t anyone mention the fact that Jimin and Hobi’s short films for Wings are connected? Like??

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I brought some oranges to work yesterday but didn’t eat them so this may have happened =D