i want to eat all of this

The worst part about owning a snake and loving reptiles is when people immediately shut you down. “Lol my snake did this cute thing where he starte-” “EW YOU HAVE A SNAKE?!” “yeah?” “That’s gross. I don’t want to even hear about them.” and you sit there like “you people let your dog lick your face after it ate shit and licked his nuts and you call me gross?????”

That and some of the comments when people do want to see pictures and I think they are interested when all they say is “Wow he’s pretty, he’d make a nice belt/shoes/purse.” or “Are you going to eat him and keep his skin when he dies? I would.” Like WTF?!!! He’s my Companion!!! My little buddy, my snon (snake son). Do I look at your pets or kids and go “Hmmm I wonder if Charley or Rudy would make a nice dinner or carpet Hellen.”

Fuck people who do this. I understand if you fear or hate snakes or reptiles but some of us love them. Don’t sit there and put us and our pets down and call us ugly or gross. You’re just jealous my baby has better skin and beautiful colors that you could never achieve. Plus snakes are not slimy! They are actually very smooth and soft especially when they run between your hands. They can do silly and derpy things too, and are smarter than what most people give them credit for. Thru can also learn who their handler is and develop a trust between them and learning their personalities and body language is fun and awesome because you start to learn how to read them.

i just want to say that mahdi is a fantastic cook. he just is. one day he invites the boys over to his place for diner for the first time and makes them homemade fresh ravioli stuffed with spinach and ricotta cheese with his secret rosée sauce and it’s absolutely incredible. and they all eat at the table, with mahdi’s parents and his older sister and his younger brother. and magnus especially is in awe, and he says, mouth full “mah’i ‘ou never tol’ us you cooke’” and his mother who somehow knows all of their names (he wouldn’t tell them that, but mahdi’s told her about all of them, he tells her about his really awesome and cool friends, and his mom loves them already before she even meets them) says “you know magnus, my son is the cook in this house. he will not let me cook, will barely even let me in the kitchen!” and mahdi’s dad starts to laugh, says “i think that’s for the best” and mahdi’s mom gasps, replies “what is that supposed to mean!” and all the boys purse their lips and try to suppress their laughter. and mahdi’s dad puts a hand on his son’s shoulder, proudly says “you know, one day my son is going to have a restaurant of his own, and it will be one of the finest restaurant in town” and mahdi has a little smile on his face and he looks down, humbled. and jonas says “i’m sure it’d be great”, and isak says “yes, totally”, and magnus nods widely, mouth full of ravioli 

me: i’m doing!!!!!!! so!!!!!!!!! well!!!!!! i like my new job and i’m feeling motivated and happy to be alive for the first time in a decade!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *is still severely hypersensitive to everything, still subconsciously wants to self harm, can’t shower often enough, still can’t regulate eating habits, still sleeps too much, still can’t control spending habits*

me: i’m all better i’m really all better!!!!!!

BTS Discovering You’re a Vampire


“Wait! You don’t want to eat me right?!” *kinda freaked out* *is trying not to show it*

Originally posted by fullfangirling27


“As long as you don’t hurt me or anyone else, I think we can work it out.”

Originally posted by ksjknj


“That is sooo cool! Tell me all about it.” *dones’t cross his mind you drink blood*

Originally posted by jengkook


“For some reason that doesn’t creep me out.” *oddly okay with it*

Originally posted by hobipd


“Um. Okay.” *is unsure how to act*

Originally posted by jungkookiescookies


*takes a while to run it through his head*

Originally posted by whyparkjimin



Originally posted by saintminyoongi

*requested by an anon

I know everyone is hyped about Phase 4 but I just found out about gorillaz and I am listening to all of their old albums, so a lot of this going to be nostalgia for some people.

They’ve been arguing about the DARE video for two days, Murdoc won’t budge, neither will Noodle. Russel just wants to eat but is getting tired of Murdoc’s dickery. And 2-D found out the girl at the front knows them and supersized his fries.

So lately most of my posts have been negative in general and putting myself down. I’m making a few changes…
• My ultimate goal is no longer to be skinny, I want to be strong and healthy
• I will no longer be weighing myself, or using any kind of measurements, progress photos will be the new way of tracking
• I will not allow myself “cheat days” because it’s not cheating and I don’t have to allow myself anything… when I go to the gym and work my ass off, I can have something if I want it
• I’m no longer paleo, but “peyleo” (Peyton+Paleo lol), I will be eating while grains & oats and Greek yogurt
• No more negatives!!! Sometimes I miss the gym, sometimes I eat 5 chocolate cupcakes in one sitting, sometimes I need a break from reality, that’s all ok.

I’m learning to love myself, bear with me ❤️

anonymous asked:

because of you, there's this person walking around eating dirt and they caused another person to eat worms. all to see who is the ultimate memelord. YOU CAUSED THIS! YOU AND YOUR SHITPOST SONG ABOUT OLIVER EATING DIRT! ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF?! ... because i am! #whatamitalkingabout #tiredaf #iloveyoughost #iamsleepdeprived

i for one want to die


Considering I adore the Don’t Panic album & era, I made some Alex Gaskarth icons that are pulled from the music videos. The first one is a mint/teal blue color and it does have white splatter as the rest do, it’s just light colored and you can’t entirely see them but they are there. Anyway, enjoy these! - merrikk (like & reblog if you save / use please!!)

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  • Cole: I am hungry I want some lasaga
  • Zane: you're eating us out of house and home, CLOAL
  • Cole: enough with the chit chat, let's get some grub going
  • *Grub Time*
  • Zane: where are the 3-cheese pizzas?
  • Cole: I ate those food
  • Zane: where are the taco shells?
  • Cole: I ate those food
  • Zane: where did all the hamburger helper go?
  • Cole: *BRUP*
  • Zane: you're such a bad brother that's it I've had it with you that does it I'm done that's the last straw Coal-

Hello lovely friends,

I haven’t been very active here lately because I’ve been in the kind of mental state where I’d rather not inflict myself on anyone (mostly due to something personal and private going on that’s eating all my emotional spoons, plus The New Game that I was so excited for is making it very hard for me to love it and there’s the general lack of sleep issue among others).

It’s probably going to go on for a bit longer, so I just wanted to tell everyone who has tagged me in a meme or sent me a message or anything: I’m sorry, I suck, you deserve better, and I’ll try my best. No time frame, though, because right now I really don’t need anything else to fail at.

I do still care, though, and I hope you all know that you’re wonderful and I wish you a lovely spring time and happy Chocolate Egg Festival :-)

PS: This isn’t really interesting for anyone but me, but I have a small side blog where I try to post a picture of something I drew or made or photographed every day for personal accountability, so in case you’re wondering if I’m still alive that would be the place to check

all i’ve done today is go on a jog and eat soup and avocado salad and some frozen cherries…. i need a hat bc it was so sunny and i want my face to stay protected!!! i smell bad and my friend is being over her rats in 20 min for me to babysit for 5 days!!!!!!!!!!!

leilyia  asked:

So I read your post about your fast :) I don't recommend doing an apple mono, because I did this for 2 weeks before all my binging (I did lost a lot of weight), but I think this caused me to binge. I had one apple, carefully weight out, every afternoon, so I basically had a 24 hour fast every day for half a month. Seriously, don't do that! Just restrict or eat veggies and some fruits if you don't want to count calories (I'm sometimes just too lazy to count calories, lol)

I didn’t fast today because my mom was in the kitchen this morning and I might just eat 300 cals or something now if I lose weight because I have been exercising WAY more so I can afford the cals. Plus fasting will just send me back to the days when my anorexia was really bad so it probably won’t be a good decision. 

anonymous asked:

i hope when they end bg its at a good time, when zayn left I was in work and when liam dropped bg 2.0 I was literally just about to eat dinner with my entire family so I had to go downstairs and tell them all I wasn't hungry so that I wasn't away from the Internet and wouldn't come back to the fire pizza gif, so like I hope to god I'm in my room with good internet connection when it finally hits, I've been waiting for over a year for my baby to be free I want to be able to appreciate it

Same. But with my luck I’ll wake up and be like the pizza guy coming into the burning room 

anonymous asked:

Could you do Mauraders Era, Sirius or Remus, with daddy kink? (I'm usually not into that but I reserve the part of me that is for these two😍) Thank you sm and I hope you're having a great day sweetie!! Your blog makes me want to get back into writing❤

Bitch… YESS! A million times, y e s. AND thank you for the kind words honey honestly i want to kiss you, but let me get behind that kink real quick:

Sirius would flat out, in the middle of fucking just flip you over and tease you like “Beg daddy for it, love, go on.” and “Oooh, such a good girl for daddy, yes? Show me how much you want it. Don’t be shy.” Don’t even talk to me about Sirius eating you out bc its too much. “All this for me? You think any other boy ‘gonna make you feel like this, love? hmm? Use your words for daddy. Go on.”

REMUSS would be the EXACT opposite, in fact you probably accidently called him daddy and he was done. KO. Finished on the spot. Next week is the full moon and just forces you against the wall, his knee between your thigh all like “You like that, do you? How’s it feel? Good? You want me to keep going? Ooohh, Jus’ like that, doll? Tell me, tell daddy.” 

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

anonymous asked:

Controversy: Whilst visiting the United States, she saw an artisanal ham and pineapple pizza competition and promptly set fire to the booths and screamed incoherently in Italian.


But actually!! Last week I was in NYC and I was staying in a very pricey, very sterile very sad part of manhattan, and I was basically starving all the time and I kinda had a weeklong flirt thing going with the hot cashier at Pret because that was literally the only place I went to eat, but one day my friend wanted something more solid than the usual soup-or-salad, and so she was like “Why don’t we get pizza!” and I was like… honey no!!!

SO I did try to tell her that it was a Stupid Decision and we were just setting ourselves up for inevitable crushing disappointment but! She wouldn’t listen and dragged me to this place with an italian name which supposedly had decent pizza, and I decided to get a margherita because that’s the most basic pizza…. like, there’s no way you can fuck up a margherita, right? AND YET. I go to the cashier. Ask for a margherita. She doesn’t seem to understand. I ask for a margherita again. She tells me to please repeat my order. I repeat. She takes out the menu and asks me to point. I do point. She says “Aaaah. You mean the ‘Maaaargheriitah’.” And I’m like…. Sure, Jan. The Maaaargheriitah.

~tell me what the ‘controversy’ section of my wikipedia page would say

8 Questions Tag :)

I was tagged by @sunshineyootaeyang tysm luv❤️️

Rules: Answer the eight questions and then write eight new questions of your own


1. Favourite food? 🍱

I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW LMAO I JUST LOVE EATING but probably rice?? idk help

2. Ult bias group?

BTS yay

3. Most important object that you own?

what kind of question is this HAHAHA idk but I think my wallet?? its legit right

4. Favourite song at the moment?

Monsta X’s Beautiful I guess? and ofc my never ending love for I Need U ahaha

5. Last movie you’ve watched?


6. What colour would you dye your hair?

I wouldn’t exactly want to dye my hair but some natural light brown highlights would be cool

7. Favourite video of SF9?

this is a hard question HAHAHA I think it would be their Fanfare Let’s Dance? I mean that video got me into the fandom so yea

8. Do you play any musical instruments? If no, which one would you like to learn? 

NO IM PERFECTLY TALENTLESS IN MUSIC, I think the guitar or the piano would be cool I guess?

My Questions:

When did you get into kpop and how?
What made you decide to have a tumblr blog?
Favorite color? 
Favorite animal?
What are your interests? (or favourites)
If you have the chance to visit any 5 countries, which countries would they be?
Would you prefer music or movies? (i love this question idk why its interesting)
What would you like to achieve (or experience) before the age of 60? (like bungee jumping or visit the north pole)

I tag @jeonnings  @parkjiminbiased  @velvethoseok  @sleepingwithhissweater @kimyumbin @clickyourheart @sf9 and anyone who wants to do it!!

daddynobucks  asked:

White, Grey, Black.

2 facts about my favorite things
(Totally sang the song from Sound of Music)
1. I collect books. I have way more than I have time to read.

2. Music- I love all kinds of music. But I prefer to listen to the same things I listened to growing up than newer music.

3 facts about my personality
1. I need/want most people to like me.

2. I hate having to make decisions about things. I do it all day long- home and work. So don’t ask me to choose what to eat or where to eat. You know what I like.

3. I have a hard time letting go of things. If you hurt me or do something to upset me I may not show it but Im still thinking about it.

1 fact about the person I like
1. They don’t like avocado which means more for me when we go out to eat.