i want to call him bee

List of thoughts jack probably had through the years about Eric Bittl

Year One
•He’s frustrating
•oh but he actually wants to get better
•good at hockey but i started off calling him bittle I cant shorten his name now
•pleasant kid
•its cool that more people of the lgbt community are getting into hockey, or at least being open about their sexual preferences
•do you think he would want maple syrup from uncle? Or honey from uncle with bees? Ill ask (proceeds to get into hour conversation about honey vs maple syrup) uh… i still dont know
•(during the summer) uh i miss bittle. He was cute. I think i kinda like him in the romantic sense but maybe i just miss him too much. Even if i did like bittle, who can blame me. Also i shouldnt act on it, hes a teammate and friend and i cant ruin a freindship again this way

Year two
•bittle is really sweet
•bittle would make any boyfriend of his happy, like look at these pies and hes athletic so his legs look so good and his face is cute. I hope his future boyfriend treats him well or the SMH team will have something to say
•bittle looks so good for the camera hes like an angel. A little southern angel.
•senior year is a bit daunting but at least my friends are here and i have bitty’s pies. Im going to miss them. One step at a time though jack.
•i regret yelling at bittle last year its been a while and were friends now but i mean i can make up for it by taking him out for the sugar coffee he likes i suppose, no other reason for taking him out more than shitty
•his legs are so good (x500)
•aw he still isnt used to the cold here bits, my jacket.
•i want to kiss him. Oh wow what an impulsive thought jack keep it together youre probably horny and hes gay but hes a teammate. Hockey over ten minutes of pleasure as mom always says
•im gonna miss bittle i cant believe this is happening oh no… i would give up hockey playing to be by bittle for another year.. oh no i love him and i didnt tell him

Year three
•i love him so much
•[REDACTED]
•bits looks so good in this kitchen.. and in my room…. and my living room…(etc)
•[REDACTED]
•I LOVE HIM (x9999*10^9999999)
•should i buy him these butt shorts or send him a link- oh wait oh my god bitty butt
•im a bitty butt man

Dan's Liveshow 03.14.17

aka Dan wants snow and loves bees

- He’s been doing liveshows for 5 years

- Phil hit 4 million

- “Phil hit the big 4 M”

- He and Phil went to a sushi restaurant with some friends that they hadn’t seen in a long time

- His dessert looked like a zen garden

- “If you get given a tiny wooden rake by somebody, everything’s fine.”

- He turned off the heating for the first time this year

- “Did you take the sherbet?” “Take? That’s a very strange choice of words. You don’t take sherbet like a drug.” *like two more minutes of confusion and talking about how to take sherbet like a drug*

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The Last Night

@miracusims

I should be asleep, but after knowing what I know, I HAD to write this.

I am a filthy Louper shipper DON’T LOOK AT ME


The last night.

Funny how it sounded so final.

Personally, Piper didn’t feel like it should be that big of a deal. It was just college. It wasn’t like she wouldn’t come home for the holidays. It wasn’t like she’d never see her family again, or her friends.

‘The last night’ didn’t mean ‘the end’…

She glanced over to her right, taking in the flash of white teeth as her best friend grinned at some joke his mother had just told about his wild child days, green eyes crinkling at the corners as he laughed raucously. Funny–they were both young adults now, but while Piper had to get reacquainted with herself with every year she grew older, it still felt like Louis hadn’t changed a bit.

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The Perils of Fake-Dating a Superheroine (Nathanael/Queen Bee!Chloe)

@casual-voodoo

@mlsecretsanta

Nothing had brought more peril or bother to Nathanael’s life than the day Hawkmoth got it in his head that he was dating Queen Bee.

It had started with a chance rescue, the black and yellow heroine scooping him up as he fell from the claws of an Akuma that dangled him over the Seine. And at the time, it had been thrilling; to be scooped up by Paris’ latest heroine and whisked away over the rooftops away from danger. There wasn’t a teenager in Paris that hadn’t idly fantasized about being rescued by one of the four superheroes that saved their city on a regular basis.

Then the kidnappings started.


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Lazy Cuddles

Okay I had a full out plan for this story, but one day I just kinda went “Fuck it!” And now it has a huge plot twist to it. Also I’m sorry if the personality at the beginning switches to a different one, it was originally supposed to be for Yoongi. and I’m sorry if the personality doesn’t quiet match JK, it’s supposed to fit the story, anyways, Enjoy!

Plot: She want’s to go out but He want’s to stay in and cuddle, soon she finally gives in. Later now He want’s to go out but She want’s to stay in, they compromise and go grocery shopping. But what will happen when trouble meets their path? (I suck at Summary’s)

Genre: Fluff. A little action(ish) at the end. 

Characters: Jungkook X Reader. Ft. Hoseok.

Words: 4,010

Originally posted by officialwookkibby

I apply the last finishing touches to my make up. I sigh and sit back in my “make up chair”, which was really just Jungkook’s office chair. I stand up and decide to get dressed as well

As I’m getting dressed I hear the door open, “Jungkook!” I shouted, covering my torso with the shirt that was not yet on my body. He just looked at me and eyebrow raised.

“Really?” He asks with a giggle.

“What? You just barged in!” I exclaim, grabbing an article of clothing near me and throwing it to him, it landing on his head.

He grabs the clothing, dropping it on the floor. He sighs, heading towards our bed “We live together, were married, and yet you still get scared when I barge into our room unannounced?” I stopped scowling and thought. He had a point. I really had to get more comfortable around him.

I watched him as he laid down on our bed, arms behind his head as he looked at me. I just stood there awkwardly, shirt covering my chest.

“Well..?” He questioned again with a chuckle.

“What?” I answered back.

“Aren’t you going to put that shirt on? Or are you just going to go out in a bra?” He chuckled and I roll my eyes. I quickly glance at him still staring at me before quickly slipping the shirt over my head, already feeling the heat rising to my cheeks.

When the shirt was over my head I looked up at him. He had the most evilest smirk I had ever seen.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” I scolded, and he laughed.

“No reason. I just find it adorable when your flustered” He commented.

I covered my face with my hands, and I could hear another chuckle from him “Come here” He spoke up. I uncovered my face to look at him. He had his arms outstretched for me and I shook my head.

“Come on” He persisted and I shook my head again. I knew exactly what he wanted. When he was being cheesy it meant he wanted to cuddle, but then that meant staying in the house all day just being lazy, and I did not want to do that.

“Y/NNNNNNN! Come on!” He complained, drawing out my name.

“Uh-Uh” I finally spoke “I didn’t do my makeup today for nothing. I want to go out”

“You wanna go shopping?” He turned over so he was now laying on his stomach.

“No. I want to go on a date. We haven’t gone on a date in a while. Can we do that?” I pleaded, giving him my puppy dog eyes, but I remembered he couldn’t see me since he was on his stomach.

I walked up to the bed, sitting at the edge. I rubbed small circles on his back, and he sighed.

“I want to cuddle” He mumbled over the pillow his face was in.

“I want to go on a date” I retorted. There was a bit of a silence after that, we were both thinking on whether we should give in or stand our ground.

Jungkook turned over again, forcing me to stop massaging his back. He looked up at me, a smile still on his lips, before I could ask him what he was planning his arms quickly wrapped around my waist.

I squealed as he flipped us around so my back was laying on the bed and he was half on top of me, our faces inches away.

“Jungkook!” I playfully hit his chest and he only chuckles.

“Come on. I don’t want to go out, let’s just cuddle and watch something” He complained, making sure to stick out his bottom lip a bit.

“No Jungkook. I put on all this make up. I want to go out somewhere” I quickly answer and he groans, leaning down so he was laying on my chest, his nose nuzzling my neck.

“Cant you just.. wipe it off and save it for later or something?” He halfheartedly mumbles.

I chuckle “It doesn’t exactly work like that..” I chew on my lips, contemplating on whether I should just give in to his devious plans.

Jungkook sighs in my neck “I miss cuddling with you” I could tell he was pouting and I roll my eyes.

“Alright! Alright! We can cuddle!” I give in. I could feel him gasp and he sat up, the biggest grin on his face.

“Really?” He exclaimed.

“Mhmm” I nod my head, marveled by his cuteness. I lean up to give him a quick peck on the lips before slipping out of his grasp, and walking away from the bed “I need to wipe this makeup off first though. I’ll be right back” I announce with a long disappointed sigh before walking towards the bathroom. I can hear a loud groan from Jungkook, and I laugh.

After I’m done wiping off my perfectly put on makeup, I decide to dress into something more comfortable. I walk back into my room and quickly slip into some sweatpants and a tank top.

“Hey while your up can you get some snacks?” I hear Jungkook say as I’m slipping my shirt over my head. I look at him when my tee shirt is fully on, raising an eyebrow, he was turning on the TV in our room.

it took him a while to notice me, but when he did he just simply smiled “Yes?” He asked. I roll my eyes and walk out of the room smiling “Wait! What did I do?” I can hear him call, but I continue my trek without answering him.

When I walk back into the room Jungkook is shirtless and under the covers. He was completely engrossed in the movie he was watching, with a blank expression on his face.

“Well then” I comment once I get to the bed “Someone got comfortable” I chuckle, pouring out all the snack on to the bed. He looks at me with a bunny smile.

“Yea well I figured since it was..” He stopped to look at his watch “.. 6:25” He finished.

I rolled my eyes but smile none the less. I climb onto the bed and under the covers, Jungkook instantly wraps his arms around me and I don’t exactly argue. I love cuddling with Jungkook, despite my previous protests, he was cute when he wanted to be playful.

“What are we watching?” I ask, looking at the TV carefully.

“형 (My Annoying Brother)” He answered with a giggle.

“Again? Jungkook I swear, this has been the tenth time we have watched this” I grumbled.

“I know.. But it’s really good. I love it” Jungkook snuggled his nose in the crook of my neck, hiding his face.

“I know. I loved it the first couple of times, until we continued to watch it eight times”

“It’s sooo good though!” Jungkook sat up, only to lay back down on my lap, looking up at me with his puppy dog eyes “Please?” He pleaded and I crumbled.

“Alright. One more time” I smiled as his face lit up. He leaned up to place a warm kiss on my lips before sitting up again, returning to his original position.

I watched as the judo fighter was head to head with another judo fighter. It was the first scene, where the well known judo fighter severed a nerve, completely loosing sight in his eyes.

The actor for the blind judo fighter was good friends with Jungkook and his friends. Hence why Jungkook wanted to watch it so many times. It was obviously okay with me, I always loved seeing him being so supportive for his friends. The only problem was that this was our tenth time watching it.

Jungkook’s head was rested on my shoulder, his breathing slowing down and when I craned my neck to get a better look at him, he was fast asleep. I chuckle at him. His work has kept him busy and he’s already tired.


“I’m home~!” I call out. I set my keys on the coffee table while slipping my shoes and jacket off. Dropping my bad on the couch and making a bee line to my bedroom.

What I found made my heart drop. There sitting on the edge of our bed, was a fully clothed and fully groomed, looking fancy and handsome–and on his phone–was none other than Jeon Jungkook.

At the sound of me opening the bedroom door he looked up from his phone, giving me a bunny grin I wanted to slap off so bad.

“Hey there beautiful” He commented and I scoffed. I rolled my eyes and headed straight to our bed. I slightly glanced at Jungkook who was pouting before I landed on the bed with a thud.

“Ah.. Sweet comfort. All here..” I hummed in satisfaction, shifting my position so I could slip under the covers, not bothering to take my work clothes off.

I felt a sink next to me in the bed and I dreaded what was coming next. I could feel soft hands draw circles on my back, slowly massaging my tense muscles. I sighed in content, maybe what I dreaded wasn’t coming.. Of course I was wrong.

“Y/N..~?” Jungkook sign songed.

“Hmm?” I groan.

“Did you get my text?” I could practically hear the smirk in his voice.

“Yes..”

“And..?”

I groaned once again and sat up on my elbows, forcing Jungkook to stop his massaging.

“Jungkook. As much as I would love to go out with you on a romantic evening.. I had a full work day, and all I want to do now is just sleep and sleep and did I mention sleep?” I let my elbows slip and I fell back down on my bed.

Just when I thought Jungkook was going to give in and let me rest, of course his stubbornness got the better of him. I could hear a long sigh, followed by a louder sigh when I didn’t answer.

I rolled my eyes, finally giving in to his silent calls and I sit up like before. I give him a death glare despite his on going sweet smile and open my mouth to speak.

Before I could even let a sound come out of my mouth Jungkook leaned down and planted a quick kiss on my lips, leaving me dumbfounded and mouth open.

“What was that for?” I managed to ask.

“A little convincing” He leaned down again, kissing me on my forehead

“And that” On my nose.

“And that” On both my cheeks.

“And that” One my chin.

“And that-”

“Alright, alright!” I quickly reach up to stop his teasing, all the while giggling. I let out a huff and look up at Jungkook’s pleading eyes and bunny smile.

“How about we do something in between” I suggest and his eyes light up.

“Like what?” He quickly asks.

“How about we just go grocery shopping, since I did forget to do it Friday anyways and we’re still going out” I answer and Jungkook suddenly stands up.

“Yes! Let’s do it” He spoke a bit too enthusiastically and I couldn’t help but chuckle.

“Sometimes I feel like the man of this relationship” I sit up and raise an eyebrow when he smirks at me, taking a step towards me.

“That’s not what you say in bed” He comments and I gasp.

“Jungkook!” He laughs and I giggle “Go change!” I playfully push him back and he turns around–still laughing–to go change.

Unfortunately, considering Jungkook is a well known celebrity, we had to dress in disguise. We had on all black clothes; Jungkook has on a black hat and mouth mask, while I had a white hat under an over sized hoodie, partially covering my face.

On the way to the grocery store, I got a text from Hoseok.

Hoseok - Hey! Can you two come for dinner later? All the guys and wives are coming!

I smiled at the thought. We haven’t been able to hang out with the guys in a while. Since they were all on a break, we went our separate ways for a bit. It would be good to visit.

I looked back at Jungkook, and I frowned. There were bags under his eyes, and even with a smile on his face I could tell he was exhausted. I looked back at my phone and replied.

Me - I would love to but I don’t know Hoseok.. Jungkook looks really tired.. Maybe.. I’ll ask and see what he says.

Hoseok - Alright! Hopping for the best! Your sister is saying she misses you.

I smile. A couple years after I met Jungkook I had introduced my sister to BTS, and she immediately clicked with Hoseok. Two years later they get married.

Me - Me too. I’ll try to convince him.

Hoseok - Okay! See you then!

Me - See you.

I turn off my phone when I realize we arrived at the small grocery store. Jungkook turns off the car, hopping out of the car and quickly running to my side to let me out.

I smile at him and quickly give him a kiss on the cheek before walking towards the store, Jungkook running behind me until he slipped his hands into mine from behind.

Near the door was a group of friends. Normally I wouldn’t think much of it, but their growing stares made me a bit uneasy. Some among that group were girls, one had a BTS shirt on and I immediately panicked.

The world knew of mine and Jungkook’s relationship, but I have heard previous rumors of fans that wanted to do horrible things to both Jungkook and I. I was afraid they would do something.

Jungkook sensed my uneasiness, he squeezed my hand and when I looked up I could tell even under the mask he was smiling bright at me. I smiled back at him and I was already feeling safe again when I looked back towards the double doors.

When we walked inside the store, Jungkook let go of my hand to grab a shopping cart. I walked past him towards the produce isle, and he carefully followed behind.

“Do you think we need lettuce?” I ask, looking at the lettuce like my life depended on it.

“Do any of us eat salad or lettuce?” He asks and I shrug.

“I kind of eat salad.. Every now and then?” I wasn’t sure if that was a comment of question.

“Do you now?” Jungkook chuckles and I look up at him with a glare. He had his mask down so he could speak clearly, and he was giving me a cheeky grin.

“Alright. No lettuce it is” I finish. I continue walking towards the cereal isle, and Jungkook is in heaven.

“Ooh! We should get this one!” Jungkook had abandoned the shopping cart, leaving me to push it. He lifted up a chocolate based cereal and I chuckled while shaking my head.

“Why would we need that? You’re just going to forget about it and I’ll have to throw away yet another wasted cereal box” I explain and he frowns.

“I promise you I wont forget about it. I’ll eat every ounce of it” He pleaded and I waited for a minute. I sighed before speaking.

“Alright. But if you don’t finish it, no more special cereals” I finish and Jungkook let’s out a grin, quickly making his way towards me and placing a long kiss on my lips, making forget the reason why I ever said no.

Jungkook was my drug, there was no doubt about that. I could never focus whenever he was around, sometimes it could get a bit frustrating but I loved it as well.

Mid-kiss Jungkook’s eyes widened, he quickly parted and his mouth fell “Oh my god! It’s banana chips!” He shouted before running somewhere behind me.

I shook my head while chuckling, continuing to walk down the isle, grabbing whatever we needed. Jungkook was long gone, probably finding all the stuff he wanted, and when he would realize he couldn’t hold everything he would come back, only to have to put it back because I said no.

I was left alone in the ice cream section. I had my chin held in-between my thumb and forefinger, trying to decide between Coffee or Neapolitan.

Suddenly I felt a light slap on my butt. I gasped and chuckled a bit while turning around.

“Jungko-” I started but was immediately stopped when I realized I was not faced with my husband Jungkook. Nope it definitely wasn’t Jungkook.

“Hey there sexy” A tall man with a low voice spoke. He only had a tank top and some shorts on, his face was full of scars that I wanted no details from. When he gave me a menacing smile, I could tell he his teeth were definitely not taken care of.

“I-I’m sorry.. I-” I tried.

“Oh come on sweetheart” He reached over to grab my hand and I jumped at the touch, earning him a chuckle “Baby, you’re cold. Why don’t I warm you up there” He finished, taking a step closer, forcing me to step back until my back hit the freezer door.

I looked past him to see his “group” of friends laughing and pointing at us, the same group that was near the front door.

I closed my eyes shut, holding back the tears that were threatening to fall.

“Please.. Get away from me! I-I have a husband!” I shouted. Hoping someone would notice, hoping Jungkook could hear, but he was no where in sight.

“Oh? And where is this so called husband? I don’t see him here right now to protect yo-”

“I’m right here!” Someone’s loud voice bellowed throughout the small store. Customers stopped what they were doing to see the ruckus.

The man stepped back from me, turning around to the source, and I was washed with relief when I realized it was Jungkook.

The couple girls that were wearing BTS merchandise gasped when they saw Jungkook’s face, some shouting “Oh my god"s or "It’s Jungkook!”

“Oh? And what are you going to do? Are you going to hurt me? Oh! I’m so scared!” The man sarcastically hid behind his hands, only to chuckle and shake his head.

“No. What I’m going to do is ask you to please step away from my wife, and we will leave you in peace” He calmly put and I was shocked with his steady words, normally he would blow.

“‘Leave me in peace’?” The man scoffed “Be a man and take me head on!” The man took a step forward, letting me able to slip away. Jungkook side stepped, able to get past the man and to me without being hit.

I grabbed Jungkook’s arm when he spread it in front of me, keeping anyone who was threatening away from me. I watched the girls as they were glaring at me, I gasped when one brought out a knife.

“J-Jungkoo-”

“I know. I see” He whispered back, reassuring me.

The man let out a long laugh, I could feel Jungkook tense up, and I knew something bad was about to happen.

Before anyone could react the man brought out a huge knife, he quickly swung his arm and aimed at me. Thankfully Jungkook was quick. He pushed me to the side and ducked just in time before the blow hit him.

Unfortunately Jungkook and I were no longer together. I lifted my head up from the floor, my eyes caught the girls from before. They were now smiling and walking towards me, taking the chance of mine and Jungkook’s separation.

I panicked, my breathing getting faster. I quickly glanced at Jungkook who was already looking at me, he gave me one last look before shouting “RUN!”

I stood up and bolted the other way, unfortunately followed by the girls. I looked towards the door, deciding whether to go outside, but I thought against it, afraid things would only get worse outside.

My eyes caught a single bathroom and I made a bee line for it. I could feel the girls at my heel, their footsteps getting louder and faster. I could feel my heart thumping out of my chest, fear pushed to the side as adrenaline kicked in.

I made it just in time to the bathroom to be able to close it shut and lock it. I looked around the bathroom, quickly grabbing a small cabinet dresser and pushing it against the door, praying that would hold it from the girls banging.

I jumped every time they hit the door, tears were falling down my cheeks and I stepped away from the door until my back hit the wall. I slid down the wall until I was hugging my legs against my chest.

“LET US IN!” They shouted “WE WONT HURT YOU!” One started and I looked up “WE’LL ONLY TORTURE YOU!” Another laughed, joined by the others, and the banging continued.

“Look, there’s a fire hydrant. Maybe we can use it to break the door down” My eyes widened and I stood up again.

I looked around the bathroom again. Grabbing the plunger, I raised it up in the air and used it as a temporary weapon. 

Suddenly there was silence. My heart stopped as well as my breathing. I jumped at the sound of another bang. I closed my eyes shut, grasping the plunger tighter while waiting for the door to be broken down.

After a minute.. And another minute.. I opened my eyes in confusion. I pried my body away from wall, waiting for any other sound of noise.

I jumped once again when there was a knock on the door and my breath hitched. I took a step back again but when I heard the soft voice of my husband, my heart leaped.

“Y/N.. It’s me. You can open up, they’re gone” I let out a long breath before dropping the plunger and running to the door, pushing away the dresser and unlocking the door to open it.

My arms immediately found Jungkook’s and he brought me in for a tight hug.

“I thought they got you, I thought you were hurt.. Or even worse” His voice cracked and I let out a giggle.

I shook my head “No… It’s time’s like these where I’m happy I am the woman of the relationship” I answered, referring to my previous comment at home.

Jungkook chuckled and I joined him. When we were finished, Jungkook pulled back and started kissing my face, everywhere. On my forehead, cheeks, nose, uperlip, chin, and finally my lips.

“You’ve got to stop doing that” I giggled and he shook his head.

“You love it” He answered and I nodded my head.

“I do..”

“We should leave” He suggested and I nodded again, wrapping my arm around Jungkook’s as we walked out of the store.

When we were both safely in the car, I let out a long sigh “So much for catching up on shopping” I commented and Jungkook laughed, gripping one hand on the wheel while the other is tightly grasping mine.

“Where should we go? Home?” He suggested and I shook my head, remembering my previous text.

“To Hoseok’s!” I shouted, pointing a finger ahead of me.

“Alright. To Hoseok’s it is” He answered before turning the corner. The whole way there Jungkook’s hand never left mine. 

Yea. Jungkook was my drug, but he was also my protector, and with him.. I’ve never felt safer.

RFA (+V and Saeran) reacting to MC who gets hit by a biker

_Yoosung_

° is in the middle of playing LOLOL when he gets the call from the Hospital

° “Are you Kim Yoosung? Your girlfriend just got hit by a biker and we´d like you to come by and pi- Mr. Kim are you still there?”

° immediatly runs to the hospital you´re at

° nope, doesn´t giva a f*ck about traffic and stuff

° almost gets run over by a car himself (`〇Д〇)

° Y u not careful??! (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

° arrives while panting like he´s about to die

° they almost take him to the emergency Department (*〇□〇)……!

° “MC where are you ??”

°  hyperventilates because you´re nowhere to be found ( ≧Д≦)

° when you finally come out of a room he cries tears of joy

° “Yoosung what´s wrong you look like you´re going to collapse!”

° he then realices you´re totally fine and almost not hurt at all (^▽^)

° just a few scraches here and there

° “They, they told me you got hit by a biker. I tought you´ll die!!”

° “Babe chill I´m fine” ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ

° when you tell him what happend he gets reaaalyyy pale (like a ghost)

° starts crying again xD

° you two go home together

° CUDDLE-TIME!!!!

° for the next few weeks he accompanies you wherever you go

° so sweeet (♥ω♥*)

° from now on he´ll be your Guardian angel (´∀`)♡


_Jaeee_

° she´s at work no suprise there

° the hospital calls her 3 times

° but they can´t reach her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

° so who cares you just go home alone and wait there

° when she checks her mailbox……..

° super worried and ditches work to come to you

° now you know you mean very much to her o(≧∇≦o)

° freaks out when she finds out you left the hospital on your own

° calls imediately to confirm if you´re alright

° “Why didn´t you wait for me MC?”

° “Because it would have taken houres for you to pick up your phone.”

° Ouch MC that hurt !

° “…”

° “I´ll be home in 10″

° when she arrives she apologizes like a MILLION  times

° you did too because it wasn´t very nice of you t say that

° after that incident she gets a Special emergency phone for those times you really need her

° now you can reach her 25/8

° Jumin wants her to get a phone just for him to call her

° NO, JUMIN! NO!!

° but seriously she´s glad you´re okay and nothing Major happend ( ゚▽゚)/

° she Cooks your favourit meal for you so that you stop beingangry at her

° you weren´t serious with being angry, but whatever

° until you´ve completly recoverd : MOMMY-JAEHEE-MODE ACTIVATED

° let´s just say she´s back into work mode soon enough


_Zen_

° it´s bee a really long time since one of his old biker friends gave him a call

° he wanted to intruduce you to them because you were quite interested in bikes and stuff

° “Hey what´s up? I wanted to call you because my girlfriend said she is-”

° “Zen we´re sorry we hit your gorlfrind with the bikes !”

° “You did what??!”

° the first thing he thinks of is to punh them

° then it hit him like that bike hit you

° (sorry that one was bad XD)

° “How is she? Did you bring her to a Hospital? have you called the ambulance?!”

° “Zen chill I´m alright”

° thanks god his princess was fine !!!1

° “Where are you I´ll come and kill those guys!”

° Zen, pls

° “I´m at the park…But Zen Keep calm i´ll be home in 15 minutes” (・_・ヾ

° but he had no time to Keep calm !!!

° hung up and ran to the park (not that the bus would have bee faster, ….. just saying )

° so you facepalmed and waited there or him

° good thing the company wasn´t that bad though

° when he arrived you just sat there and chatted with his new archenimies

° Zen pls Keep it down  

° “Prepare to die ypu stupid morons!”

° “No, Zen please it was my fault!”

° the Moment you cling onto him, tight, he hugs you and Looks how bad your injurnies are

° not that worse but still a reason for him to punish a certain biker gang

° without another word he carries you princess-style (how else ?) and takes you home

° “bye bye guys !!” “Bye MC!”

° at that night you got a lecture about being careful in the traffic and so on and so on….

° but it Ends by you pushing him down and kiss him so he just stops nagging

° it worked ೕ(・ㅂ・ )


_Jumin_

° Oh, Boy he´s at a very boring important meeting when he gets the call by Driver Kim

° “Sir, your wife got slightly hit by a Biker. I´m taking her to the next hospital.”

° SHE.GOT.WHAT?

° needless to say they adjourned the Meeting

° is very anxious the whole ar ride

° yells at the traffic light to turn green sooner

° it didn´t work

° of course the next Hospital happend to be the best in the whole City -.-

° you just get out of the room they examined you in

° “Jumin, didn´t you have a Meeting?”

° MC, pls

° “of course I got here as soon as I heard what happend!”

° he is at the ege of a breakdown and you´re just…. chill?

°  so you explain everything to him and that you only got a tiny scratch here and there

° he´s still not sure about you being totally fine

° what if you  hurt your head from falling down?

° what if you got an infection because dirt got in your wounds?

° to your luck the doctor was there to tell him that ther´s no need for him to worry

° not like you told him that from the start ( ̄ω ̄)

° so when you´re finally home he´ll do everything to make you forget your horrible accident

° is still worried and now one of the Bodyguards is at your side

° NONSTOP

° it´s annoying but when you two cuddle together with Elisabeth you´re more than happy to bear it for him


_Saeyoung/Seven_

° one of his Hobbys include hacking into the cameras on the street so he can always watch you

° some might call i Stalking but he calls it showing affection

° so he sees it live on Screen how you got hit by that stupid biker

° but you look alright so he spends his time findingthat peron through his license plate

° of course being the hacker god he is it only took him 1.57 minutes

° by the time you arrive home he already got his first aid kid ready as well as a hot cocoa for you (♥ω♥*)

° Is super caring at first but soon he´ll be wearing one of his cosplay

° why, Seven , why ?

° “Seven please stop wearing that it hurts when I laugh!”

° “But aren´t I the cutest Nurse EVAAA?”

° He is

° a few days after that you found a letter in the mail

° it was from the biker, he apologized for hitting you

° “Saeyoung did you threaten People again?”

° “What if?”

° “Then I must admit that you´re the best boyfriend ever”

° who wouldn´t want someone who commits a crime for you?

° the definition of romantic

° you decide to thank him properly and prepare all of his favourite Food (with the help of Saeran)

° then you have the best dinner ever and he even gets to cuddle with you afterwards (。♥‿♥。)

° this got you like 100000000000 affection Points and a very fun night ;)


_V_

° one day you came home and he just felt something was off

° womens Intuition? screw that here Comes V!

° “Has anything happen to you, my dear?”

° you sigh

° why does he always knows this stuff

° V´s superpowers confirmed?

° “Nothing I just bumped into someone and fell.”

° well, that was not completly a lie

° “Oh, really? in Who?

° “A biker”

° SHOCK

° “MC why didn´t you tell me??”

° he´s really hurt know… great MC

° “I just didn´t want you to worry “

° you go and hug him so he stops being worried/ mad

° “The next time this happens just call me and I´ll be right there to help you”

° “I´ll always be there to protect ou MC”

° you promise and the next time you go out alone you feel as if there´s a presence around you just to protect you (*´▽`*)


_Saeran_

° you just went out a Little to get icecream for him and a Crêpe for you

° unfortunately you focused more on your Food than on the traffic

° don´t do that MC, always be careful around cars and bikes!

°  so you cross the street and on your last steps on the road you got slightly hit by this biker

° “No, my Crêpe !” ( ≧Д≦)

° you know if you get hit in the traffic always worry about your Food first XD

° but Saeran is there and picks you up

° “MC how can you worry about Food in a Situation like this?”

° “ But I´m fine and it was so delicious”

° you sprained your ankle so he carried you back with a piggy-back ride

° only after you got something new to eat of course

° when you arrive home he tries to wrap up your foot in a Bandage… and Fails miserably

° nevertheless ist really cute of him to do that

° so you two just call it a day and settle down to watch a film

° turns out you´remore exhausted than you thought you are and poof you fall asleep with your head on his lap

° so Saeran got something out of this after all ( ° ʖ °)


Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed it (*^▽^*)

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Itachi, Kakashi, and Tobirama as a dad.

Did some Tobirama here just recently, and I have Itachi here

Itachi

•Itachi is kind of a chill father? Not the type who’s overeager or overenthusiastic, even when the baby is first born. He’s just chill

•Don’t get him wrong, he loves his child, but his eagerness is more subdued and internal. Which is a blessing for his child when they’re older, because he’s not one of those embarrassing dads. Aka not the dad who rolls down the car window and yells “Have a good day at school honey!! Love you!!!”

•Itachi is an understanding father too. He knows children can be difficult. During their teenage years especially. He’s going to be the parent his child comes to for advice, because he doesn’t judge. At most, he’ll express his disliking for something if he thinks they’ve made the wrong decision, but he’s more for giving his advice rather than chastising them

•Don’t be fooled though, Itachi is very protective of them. He would do anything for them. It’s just not in a theatrical way, if that makes sense. Like if he hears someone is bullying his child, he goes and talks to the parents of that child, making certain no one else hears about it, because that would embarrass his child probably. And if the parents get a little snippy, Itachi threatens the shit out of them. I mean maybe not threaten, but he’s intimidating when he needs to be. Lmaoo Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

Kakashi

•Kakashi is also a chill dad but he’s a witty dad. The dad with the jokes who makes all his kid’s friends laugh. But his kid thinks he’s soooo embarrassing. They just don’t realize how cool Kakashi is

•He tries to be his kid’s best friend tbh. He succeeds for the most part. When his kid is younger, he definitely succeeds, because he’s so fun (and childish tbh) Like he sits down and picks up their toys and plays with them, Kakashi literally knows all the names of their toys and knows all the little scenarios his kid likes to act out

•So he’s a very loving and fun dad. He knows he has to be, since he’ll be busy with work a good percentage of the time. He doesn’t want to neglect his child, so on the days he’s not busy, he focuses on them 

•Random thought but okay: Kakashi pretends to be sleeping no matter how much his little kid tries to wake him up in the morning. Jumping on him, pushing him, yelling at him, he pretends to stay asleep just to mess with them then he’ll scare them with a “BOO!”

•Bath time with his kid is always a treat. Gives them those bubble beards and bubble mohawks

•Calls them “______-chan” or “young man/young lady”. The latter especially when he’s scolding them

•I tried to be serious with Kakashi’s headcanons but I can’t wow okay let’s try

•One of the biggest talks Kakashi has with his child beside birds and the bees is about shinobi life. He’s going to let them choose whether or not they want to follow in his footsteps and be a shinobi. As the child of the Hokage (or former Hokage) and if he’s not Hokage yet, then fine, the child of the famous Kakashi of the Sharingan, that’s a lot to live up to. Kakashi has faced tragedy and hardship in his life and he needs to explain that to his child. The life of shinobi isn’t all grandeur. He wants them to know that before they make a decision. Because really, Kakashi doesn’t need his child to take after him and be a shinobi. It’s their life, Kakashi doesn’t want his fame to dictate it

Boyfriend Jaehyun

this was requested by @why-cody , hope you like it !! ~

  • shit this is going to get too serious because we can all agree that jung jaehyun is boyfriend material af
  • im so happy you requested this
  • and im even happier that i’m writing this
  • okay let’s start

  • you’d probably be working at a cafe or something like that ,

  • and he’d be a regular there that never failed to catch your attention every.single.day
  • because he’s the definition of perfection honestly ?
  • everytime he comes he’d smile at you
  • you guys chatted a few times before on a few occasions
  • he probably hit you up a few times before with smooth af pick up lines
  • but back then you weren’t too into him so you brushed it off as a joke
  • you missed so many chances girl why
  • “ Has anyone told you what’s wrong today ? ”
  • “ No .. why ? ”
  • “ Good , because there’s nothing wrong ”
  • and you laughed it off and thanked him but didn’t think that much
  • until one day he did it again ,
  • “ Would you like to fill up a survey for me ? It’d be really quick ”
  • and you’d agree because you wanted to help him
  • and when he passed you his phone ,
  • you’d blush like mad and smile crazily ,
  • because he handed you his phone with the ‘New Contact’ screen open
  • that night he messaged you and the both of you chatted for hours
  • and eyebags could be seen on each of your faces
  • and both of you would laugh it off when you saw each other at the cafe
  • and you’d probably get ticked off by your manager because instead of taking orders you were talking with jaehyun
  • he’d wink at you and shoo you back to work while he sat at his usual seat , staring at you
  • one day he’d go to the cafe just 30mins before it closes ,
  • just to wait for you to end work so he could take you out
  • “ Jae i thought you weren’t coming today , why’re you so late ? ”
  • “ I’m waiting for you to end work , i have somewhere to take you ”
  • “ Oh shit give me like fifteen minutes more i still have things to finish up ”
  • “ It’s okay , take your time , i’ll wait for you ”
  • and then he brings you to the restaurant you told him you wanted to try out very badly just two weeks ago
  • he even reserved a private table for the both of you ,
  • ordered the dishes you liked ,
  • and treated you like a queen
  • you’d get suspicious and ask him ,
  • “ Jae why are you doing all these ”
  • “ For this special day .. ”
  • “ … special day ? …. ”
  • “ Yes Y/N , i’ve had feelings for you since a long time ago .. Are you willing to be together with me ? ”
  • you’d stare at him without saying anything because you’re too shocked and couldnt comprehend anything he said
  • but after awhile you’d smile and nod your head
  • and he’d smile like a child , his dimple showing
  • then the waiter serves you a cake and you’re like ????
  • how long did jaehyun take to prepare all of this ??
  • okay this guy would show you off anywhere ,everywhere
  • he probably went home that night to call all the other members to tell them about the relationship
  • and soon enough the whole neighbourhood knows the both of you are together
  • because he’s always holding your hands when you’re out together ,
  • his arms around your shoulders or waist
  • and if you were standing alone doing something he wouldn’t be afraid to backhug you and place his head on yours
  • he LOVES skinship so much i cant even
  • probably lots of teasing and jokes ,
  • mainly because he loves seeing you flustered and laughing ,
  • and it puts a smile on his face too
  • “ there’s a bee behind you babe don’t turn around ”
  • “ WHAT WHERE , WTH GET IT AWAY FROM ME JAE HELP I DON’T WANT TO DIE ”
  • and you’d literally freeze in your seat with your eyes widened
  • and he couldn’t help but burst out laughing - “ you’re so cute baby , i cant even- ”
  • when you smacked him back he’d continue laughing , trying to catch his breath
  • and you’d just sigh and end up laughing with him too
  • he loves complimenting you though
  • you could be brushing your teeth in the morning with your messy hair and face,
  • and he’d still hug you and call you pretty
  • when he’s jealous , he gets really really protective
  • he’d probably have a really straight face and he’ll keep you behind his back like you’re his child
  • and when the both of you are finally alone again he’d kiss your forehead because he’s glad nothing happened to you
  • when you’re sad he comforts you and takes care of you no matter how wrecked you were ,
  • he might sing you songs and make some silly jokes for you
  • lots of kisses and hugs !1!1!
  • they’d would cheer you up so much because he just has that positive vibe ??
  • but when he’s sad he gets really quiet , unlike his usual self
  • he’d talk to you about it and ask for advice ,
  • because he needed your words and encouragement the most
  • people are legit jealous of the both of you because y'all are like the perfect couple
  • cause like couple fights hardly ever happened - like not even once ??
  • how is that possible y'all
  • he fetches you to and from work everyday without fail
  • and as a supportive boyfriend ,
  • he orders multiples times a day to help boost the cafe’s business
  • like he’s so sweet why
  • he loves hugging you to sleep ,
  • and waking you up with kisses
  • and have i mentioned you’d be blessed because he’d cook for you everyday ?
  • and you’d be so fascinated by his skills
  • when you tried to help , he’d make you do the basic things
  • like cutting and peeling the ingredients
  • because no one disturbs chef jaehyun when he’s cooking , he gets all serious
  • he’ll shower you with love and affection 24/7
  • he’s the sweetest and most caring boyfriend you’d can find basically
  • i’ll stop here before i switch lanes to Jaehyun
  • gotta stay loyal to mark
the song they played [when i crashed into the wall] (Eric)

Words: 870

Trigger Warnings: Mentions of abuse (?)

Requests: I crash, you crash pt 2 please, like you won’t forgive him so fast. Maybe a month later?

omg can we please have a part 2 to eric hurting you !!!


(Y/N) didn’t wake up from the sound of the door opening and Eric sitting down, it was the early rays of sunlight that cracked through the blinds, shining over her eyes that finally woke her. She rolled over, throat catching when she saw Eric sitting by her, immediately sitting up.

She touched her fingers to her nose, which twitched in pain.

“Good morning.” She looked down at her hands. “Can I help you?”
“Look, I’m so sorry, I’m so so sorry, I need you to forgive me.” He begged, gripping onto her hand. She pulled it away, standing up out of the bed.

A month went by of Eric trying to talk to (Y/N) in the hallway, but she was persistent in holding a grudge. Every time he went to touch her, she would flinch away, shooting him a look of touch-me-and-I’ll-cut-your-dick-off. He would take a step back.

It was, as mentioned, a month after before he finally was able to talk to her. He turned the corner to the smoking area of the school, and he saw her standing there, not smoking, just staring out at the trees.

“(Y/N)!” He called out, bee lining to her before she could leave.

“What do you want, Eric?” She snapped, glaring at him. He swallowed, feeling the burning sensation of her hatred.

“I wanted to say I’m sorry.”

“You better be.”

He looked at her as she looked away. “Your nose looks good though, that healed quick.”

“Yep, the medical bills didn’t though.”

“Oh… I’m sorry, (Y/N), I’m so sorry… please come back.”

“Why?”

“It’s been a month, it’s been a month and I haven’t given up trying to fight for you.”

“This isn’t a fucking story, you’re not fighting for my love, you’re stalking me Eric.”

Eric teared up, looking away to wipe them away. “(Y/N), You’re my everything, I can’t give you up, I’m gonna keep trying and trying until you see how much I love you.”

“You’re gonna keep trying and trying until I get a fucking restraining order.”

“Don’t you remember? All the good times we had together, all the times we would laugh like we were piss wasted, the night we would watch TV and it was just us? We’re godlike, we can’t split, we’re splitting the world in half.”

(Y/N) looked over at him, mouth wide open. “Holy crap, you’re completely bat shit insane, aren’t you?”

“(Y/N)…”

“Eric. Stop.”

“What?”

(Y/N) rolled her eyes. “If you can’t control yourself enough that you broke my nose, how do I know you’re not going to end up stabbing me or something. I don’t even know if I’m safe around you, how could I date you?”

“Don’t you care?”

“What kind of question is that?! Of course I care, I miss you everyday, I love you, Eric! But this, what happened, that’s not what people who love each other do. Do you care, Eric?”

“I’ll kill myself.”

“You’ll kill yourself?”

“I’m not even afraid to do it, I was living for you.”

“You’re not going to kill yourself.”

“How do you know?”

She started to walk away, but Eric started to follow. “How do you know?!”

“Because I know you Eric, I know your head.”

“Then you know I’ll kill myself.”

“No you won’t, I know you have more important things to do.”

Eric was defeated. Of course he wouldn’t kill himself, he had shit to do, but he thought that would have worked.

“Please I… I don’t know what to do. But I also don’t know what I’m supposed to do without you. You have me some kind of direction in my life. You are… my sun, my life functions around you being there and I’m totally lost without you. Please just… please give me another chance.”

“Eric, find someone else. Find a masochist for gods sake.”

“I don’t want to hurt you! And I’m sorry for hurting you… it scares me, I thought you were gonna go, and I’m the worst at controlling my feelings, but I know you now! And I’ve faced real consequences now.”

“Really? What.”

“I had to lose the person I love for a month, which is a month too long. 43,200 minutes of missing you. Please just give me a chance. Give me a chance to be with you again, I’ve missed you so much and it’s been tearing me apart, and I can’t find any direction, any meaning, all I do is think about you.”

(Y/N) clenched her fist, and Eric thought he really pushed it this time, he thought that maybe he had finally screw it up for good, big time fuck up. But then she looked up, tears dripping off her chin.

“(Y/N), are you okay?”

“I’ll give you another chance, Eric, but if you do anything, it’s off. And you won’t get another chance after that. Got it?”

“Yes, I understand.” He watched her walk over, gently wrapping her arms around his chest with a delicate touch, resting her head against his chest as well. “I’ve missed you, so so much, thank you so much, (Y/N), I promise I’m going to be better than I ever was.”

“I believe you, Eric. Just… give it time, give it time.”

IMAGINE: Harry comforting you after you chose to kill your brother

Note: I do not own the two gifs. This is in fact a part two for the imagine where Harry is willing you to choose your brother over him. 

She didn’t come back to the lab for a while. Every day he wanted to go find her, to visit her and tell her it was ok but it wasn’t. She chose him. He should have been relieved, he should have been happy. He had more time to spend with Jesse. He could still do everything he wanted to.

“Dad, we’re all going to get some drinks. Want to join?” Jesse laughed as she entered the room. Most of them had simply moved on from last month’s incident but he couldn’t. It weighed on his mind as he tinkered with the devices before him. He shook his head and turned to look at her.

“Not tonight, I’ll see you when you get back and remember” he said tapping the watch on his wrist. She nodded.

“I know, no drinking alcohol, and if I get into trouble tap the button and you’ll come running with Barry” She laughed as she walked over to him placing a kiss on his cheek.

“I love you Jesse” He commented and she looked at him.

“I love you too dad, don’t stay up too late” She smiled and left. The room fell into an agonising silence and he reached for the drawer under his desk. He pulled out the glass and the bottle. He poured a large glass, more than he should’ve but he didn’t care as he leaned back in his chair and sipped it. He allowed the alcohol to fill his system as he watched the unmoving screen.

He stood grabbing both items. He wandered to the only place he knew he could be without being disturbed. Back on Earth Two with Cisco and the other Barry he’d learnt that his Earth One counterpart had a room exactly like his. A time vault. He used to sit in the room back on Earth two when Jesse was at college or school and he’d think about everything he had done. He’d created Meta-Humans with his machine. With his failure he’d ruined the lives of the whole city. He’d ruined the lives of everyone back there and now he was doing the same here.

He entered the room as the wall closed behind him. He saw the crevice, the yellow suit that still remained there for some unknown reason. His mind casting back through his memories as he tried to think about it. He remembered Barry wanting to know how the reverse-flash managed to get his suit in his ring. Cisco never did get round to figuring it out. Maybe he could take a look, after all he knew quite a bit about micro-technology.

His gaze fell upon the discarded wheelchair, the one that his counterpart used to use. The one Barry had needed after Zoom beat him the first time they met. The one he wished never existed. He had heard all about how the Harrison wells, or Eobard Thawne, had betrayed everyone. Had gathered the trust of each and every team member and then threw it away. He stepped over to it, sitting down and placing the bottle beside him. He had to admit, even though he hated it, the chair was comfortable.

He drank the rest of his drink before pouring another one. His eyes looking around the room. If he had just chosen a different flash in a different universe on a different earth no-one would have to be put through this. She would still be here smiling and laughing. She and Jesse would still go out shopping and buying ridiculous t-shirt and jumpers for him.

“Oh” the voice was barely above a whisper but still managed to get his attention as he faced the one entrance to the room. He saw her stood in the doorway. “I didn’t think anyone would be here. I called out”

She looked tired, as though she hadn’t slept in a few days. She had lost weight, he could see it in the way her cardigan hung over her shoulders. He knew it wasn’t just baggy, it was his favourite cardigan she owned, the small bees and magnifying glasses that were printed in a random pattern. She hadn’t been eating properly.

He gave her a small sympathetic smile before offering her a glass. She placed a hand up, a gentle gesture that told him she didn’t want it. She stepped into the room as she opened her mouth and then proceeded to close it. She was struggling to say something and he knew the feeling all too well.

“Jesse wanted to know if you were ok, I told her you were. I meant to call but” he trailed of as she sat leaning against the wall in front of him. He sipped the bourbon as she smiled feebly.

“It’s ok, I understand. I had the same thoughts recently too. I only came here to remind myself.” She informed him her words were enough to tell him what she meant but he wanted to hear her say it. He wanted to hear her say she’d made the wrong decision. To shout and scream at him. He lifted his eyebrow with precision as she glanced at him. “To remind myself why I chose you.”

“Have you set a date for the funeral?” He asked out of curiosity. He had already decided not to go, he had decided to leave the team a while ago but he was biding his time. He was trying to decide whether he should stay for her or to let her get over things. Let her get herself sorted without him being a constant reminder.

“This Thursday. It’d be nice if everyone would come. My brother was a lot of things including a man with little friends. In fact the last friend he had is locked away in iron heights.” She mentioned. He nodded, he’d let the team know.  “I went to his house, yesterday. I mustered up the courage to finally go. He had a family Harry. They left him a couple months ago but he had one. I phone them this morning. Let them know and you know what his ex said to me”

“What?” He whispered as he drank the bourbon. He removed his glasses and rubbed an eye.

“She said, good riddance.” She finished. He placed his glasses back on his face and watched as the tears left her eyes. Slowly and carefully he stood from the wheelchair and walked to the side of her. He sat down leaning against the wall as she shook with sadness and silent pain. He placed an arm around her shoulders and pulled her into him. It was the only sign of comfort he could give her. “My brother was a good man, he had troubles but he was a good man. I have nightmares all the time, they all have the same start. I’m there in the room killing him myself. It’s my hands beating him. My hands pulling the trigger. Then it’s as though someone pressed rewind and I’m back in that dark room, the light on me. Just you and him on a screen before me. The same choice. I would always pick him because I could never pick you. There are times where I don’t chose and he kills you. He kills Mitchell.”

She cried harder, her sobs making both of them shake and he’ felt his own silent tears fall as he placed his glass down and wrap his other arm around her. He rubbed her arm and quietened her as she cried. He’d just sit there and listen. He wouldn’t t tell her that he wanted her to choose him. He wanted her to save her brother. He wouldn’t even suggest that he would have done it differently if it were her and Jesse.

So I wanted to let you guys know that St. Valentine is the patron saint of love, but also the patron saint of beekeeping, epilepsy, and pestilence. I invite you to imagine St. Valentine!Combeferre. Combeferre protects the virtues of love; he’s wise, humane, and will call you “hombre” like the Spanish. More important is that we are all human than that we are all citizens. He loves bees, and would tend to them like a mother to their children. He takes notes on all of his bees and gives them all fantastic names like METIS, DEMETER, RHEA. But you never want to push him too far, because he might drop a “TO BE FREE” line so badly that you’ll wish he gave you the plague. 

Bad Omens

Scenario: You meet a fallen angel at a diner. He asks what you’d be willing to sell for your soul for. All you really want is a taste.

A/N: I know there probably has to already be some Taehyung!Fallen Angel smut out there, buuuut I couldn’t help myself. It’s my first time writing for him, in general, so I hope someone out there enjoys this.

Genre: Taehyung x Reader

Words: 3022

Disclaimer: As always, any gifs used are not mine and belong to their rightful owners!

Warnings: Smut.

“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

“It ripped out my wings, so yeah, it did hurt.”

Taehyung tossed his cigarette to the wet pavement. This time not bothering to stomp it out for good measure as he blew the smoke out into the night. His hands diving into the pockets of his trench in search of the warmth midnight denied him.

You pulled your coat closer, your high heeled feet clicking against the pavement. Taehyung was always like this when you asked questions he found idiotic. Of course, this question was beyond stupid. You weren’t sure why you asked it. Well that wasn’t necessarily true, either.

The first night you’d meet Taehyung was at Minzy’s Diner. He’d been stationed in his usual corner booth seat when you’d walked in. Your head covered with a drenched newspaper as you tried to locate shelter from the current monsoon from outside. You’d been heading home from another long night of partying. The faux fur of your coat mushed into soaked clumps that matched the state of your once curled hair. The dress clinging to you even more so as you let out a hiss of annoyance at finding another tear in your pantyhose.

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I decided to say ‘fuck it’ to finals for the night, my brain was dead mush for that shit anyway, and I was about to burst into anxiety-induced tears.

I have come home, changed into pajamas, am in bed, and have eaten some dinner. I feel much better now.

But to further make myself feel better, I decided to write some IronPanther/T’Tony/whatever you wanna call this ship.

Based on this. Told you guys I’d have to write a drabble for it.

For @bloody-bee-tea because we’re definitely besties now, after how much we’ve talked IronFalcon and IronPanther. Sorry, no take-backs, I don’t make the rules.

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The first time it happened, they’d been together for seven months and fifteen days.

(T’Challa kept impeccable track of the time, because first of all, it’d taken him damn long enough to convince Tony that he wanted this, and second of all, it made Tony smile that little, almost shy smile that was rare and fleeting and all the more precious for it.)

They’d been on the couch, both working on their own tablets. Tony had his head on T’Challa’s thigh, fiddling with the holograph his tablet was projecting. It took T’Challa a while to realize Tony hadn’t stopped moving just to contemplate the design.

He’d fallen asleep.

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anonymous asked:

Granny Ruth posted a pic of all her kids and grandkids together for her birthday on fb, even B was in it, but F was missing so I wonder if she told them she didn't want an unrelated child in her family photo. lmao

That’s Ashley’s friend lol Ruth hates B with a passion 


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:“Louis loves his son” the last time Louis publicly saw his son was in January. It’s April. If Louis loved his son he would be with any chance he got. Louis is not the father of that child and wish people would open their god damn eyes and see that Louis would never treat his child like that. For god sake Louis’ said in an interview that he would get married and have kids even as young as he was! Louis would flaunt his child if he loved it. Free him. *** **

I know… I know… It’s like they see a complete different Louis from the lovely one we do. End it 


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:I’d rather go around claiming a ‘fake’ ship than saying how much i want the boys to fuck me.

Oh god I just had the worst flashbacks to an het harrie tags 


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:I mean, wouldn’t we have to make it through Harry’s album and tour before we could even hope for a BG end? Antis won’t even let us have a bee, if BG ends they’ll go mad, burn it all down. I’d be surprised if Sony would risk losing them for Harry’s first release.

Not exactly since I’m pretty sure most of them would drop Louis and call him all the names and just go to Harry and praise him cause they never truly cared about Louis to begin with (the amount of antis I saw saying the’d hate Louis if the kid turned out not to be his, because he should raise him no matter what and all that…..)


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:That first reply to that tweet is true “He still ain’t the father” 😂😂😂

Damn right lol 

Imagine Chris being a child whisperer.

A/N: Part 2, yay! I’ll link Part 1 here, and the first part of the series here(I just need to get to my MacBook first, I’m on my iPad and it’s difficult to link things here. Sorry, but I’ll get to it.)

You got through Christmas shopping and dinner without a hitch, Phoebe was surprisingly still bubbly and unaware of her parents’ absence thanks to your child whisperer of a husband. He was now tucking her into bed in the mock nursery that the two of you had set up a couple days before; it was going to be a proper nursery for your future child one day, just not today.

You looked up from your laptop when you heard footsteps. “What?” You chuckled when Chris leaned against the doorframe, smiling like a lovesick idiot. He shook his head and walked over, placing the baby monitor down on his bedside table and climbing into his side of the bed. You saved your latest script and turned off your MacBook, putting it back into its case and on your bedside table. “How is she?” You asked, turning your attention on Chris who was planting light kisses on your shoulder.

“She’s perfect.” His lips moved to your neck and his words sent vibrations into your skin. “I told you she wouldn’t be a problem.” You felt him smirk and you rolled your eyes. “Guess you were wrong and I was right,” he drew back; the smug gleam visible in his eyes. “I hope you’re true to your word, Y/N.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Back at the mall, you said get through this week and we’ll see.” He reminded you and you felt your stomach flutter nervously. “I think the week’s going to be a smooth sail and I’m going to be a dad soon,” he pressed his lips against your shoulder again.

“Chris-”

“No no no.” He chuckled softly, hooking his arm around your waist and pulling you into him. “We’re not going to do this again,” he shook his head, smiling. “I know you’re scared but there’s nothing to be scared of. We’re going to nail this parent thing, Y/N. Look at how well we handled Phoebe today, we’re good at this.”

“It’s only been a day, Chris,” you reminded him. “And- you’re good at this, I’m not.” He tried to defend you from you but you didn’t give him a chance. “I’ve just never been a kid person, okay? I love my nieces and nephews but- I can always return them to their parents when I don’t know what to do with them. Having a kid is different, having a kid is like-” You cut yourself off, huffing exasperatedly. “It’s a lot of responsibility and I don’t know if I’m ready for that.”

“Marriage is a lot of responsibility, you did that and you’re nailing it.” He said and you sighed. “Honey,” he caressed your face in his hand, stroking your cheek soothingly. “You’re just scared because it’s a new experience and you don’t do well with change. But you won’t be doing it alone, you’ve got me. If things get too much, you can pass on our child to me. I will do everything I can to help you because we’re a team.”

“I love you,” you told him, “and I want this for you-”

“I don’t want you to want it for me, sweetheart.” He shook his head with a small smile. “Having a kid is- it’s huge and I don’t want you to feel like you didn’t have a choice in the matter. You need to want to have kids, I want you to want it- to be ready. I’ve said before and I’ll say it again, you are what’s important to me. Yes, I want kids but- I want you more.”

“I will have kids eventually, Chris.” You assured him. “I told you I’d have as many kids as you want me to have and I meant it, I just- I need a little more time to process my feelings.” You told him and he nodded understandingly. “I love you,” you said and he smiled, pecking you on the lips. “I’m going to make you a dad, just- not tonight,” you chuckled.

“Fine by me,” he chuckled. “But…” He trailed off, his hands suggestively ran up and down your thigh. “We can still make love without making me a dad.” You giggled and pressed your lips against his. “Mm…” He hummed as you rolled on top of him; his hands moved to your back, pressing your body flush against his. “You’re beautiful,” he told you when you broke the kiss. “And I am just the luckiest-” He was cut off by the sound of Phoebe’s cries.

“Hm.” You pressed your lips together, suppressing the urge to smile. “I wonder what she wants.” You began and Chris chuckled with a shake of his head. “We can continue this when you get back,” you told him and rolled off him. “If,” you emphasized smugly, watching as he flipped the cover off him and rolled out of bed, “you get back.”

“You best watch yourself,” he warned teasingly as Phoebe’s cries got louder. “I’m coming, Bumble Bee.” He called out, wincing; he hurried his footsteps and rushed down the hall and into her nursery. You could hear their interaction through the monitor; her cries softened when he picked her up. “What’s wrong, sweetheart? It’s okay,” he cooed, bouncing her gently. “I’m right here, there’s nothing to be scared of.”

You smiled and reached for the monitor, picking it up and holding it closer to your ear. If only your brother invested in one of those monitors with a camera so you could watch how adorable your husband was being with your niece. You heard Chris humming softly, it took you no less than fifteen seconds to realize he was humming ‘A Whole New World’; the two of you believed Disney was a solution to everything. When you fought, he’d or you’d just have to turn on a Disney movie and everything will go back to normal; there was no resisting watching a Disney classic and talking about it with the love of your life.

“Goodnight, Bumble Bee.” You heard Chris whisper as he lowered her back into her cot. “Sweet dreams.” He kissed her small forehead then made his way back to you with a proud grin on his face. “See, easy.” He said and climbed back into bed. “Now where were we?”

You were definitely impressed by how quickly it took him to soothe her, in no time at all the two of you were making out like a couple of love sick teenagers. But then before anything else could happen, Phoebe would start crying again and Chris would have to leave you to attend to her. It happened so often that it bothered Dodger who came upstairs, whining. It was after the fourth time that the two of you gave up on your intended bedroom shenanigans and just laid there waiting for her to cry again.

“I think she’s done,” you whispered as though you were afraid you’d wake the child two rooms down. Chris picked up the monitor and held it against his ear, nodding when silence was all that came through. “Oh thank God,” you let out a sigh of relief and rested your head against his chest. “It would’ve been a very long night if she didn’t stop.”

“It would’ve been a very long night if she didn’t start,” he teased, kissing the top of your head. “But I guess that’s what happens when you have kids.” You heard a slight weariness in his tone and you looked up with a raised brow. “Kids are still awesome and I definitely want them,” he quickly said and you chuckled, readjusting back to your original position. “I just- there will be things I’m going to miss once we have kids.”

“Sex,” you said for him and he chuckled.

“If we’re going to split hairs,” he mumbled into your hair. “Do you think we can be really quiet?” He whispered and you chuckled softly. “She’s asleep and I’m still wide awake, I could use with my own lullaby.” He spoke suggestively and you smiled, pulling away from the cuddling to give him his lullaby. “You are the best wi-” He was cut off when Phoebe’s cries came through; Dodger whined and Chris groaned loudly, making you laugh. “Why are you doing this? I’ve been nothing but good to you, Bumble Bee.” He groaned, burying his face in the crook of your neck.

“I’ll go,” you offered and rolled off him, but he stopped you and shook his head.

“No, I’ll go.” He flipped the covers off him and sat up, turning and planting his feet on the ground. “I swear-” he glanced back at you, running his hands through his hair. “It’s like she’s doing it just to fuck with me so I can’t with you.” You chuckled, rubbing his arm with a sympathetic pout. “Your brother always wanted two, do you think that’s why they went away? So they can have some alone time to make another? 'Cause there’s no way they get anything done with her around.”

“I’m sensing some resentment,” you teased, “would you like to listen to the recording from earlier?”

“Hilarious,” he bit sarcastically and you chuckled. Phoebe’s cries got louder with each passing second, making both you and Chris wince. “You know what, I’m just going to sleep in there.” He grabbed his pillow and padded out of the room, Dodger right behind him. You followed them, standing by the door as Dodger settled by the cot and Chris lifted Phoebe into his arms; she stopped crying immediately.

“Wow,” you chuckled in disbelief.

“I defended you against your aunt when she called you a little monster, so why are you doing this to me?” Chris asked. She answered by wrapping her tiny arms around his neck and resting her head on his shoulder and closing her eyes. “Of course,” Chris chuckled softly, smiling when he turned around to see you.

“She feels safer with Captain America,” you walked over to him, gently stroking her tiny head. “Guess she’s a lot like her aunt in that way.” You smiled at him then kissed the top of Phoebe’s head. “Are you going to be okay sleeping in here? We can just bring her into our room, that way you’ll have something better than the floor to sleep on.”

“No,” he shook his head. “You need your sleep, you’ve got that script to finish and- your brother said we should familiarize her with one room. Just go to bed,” he kissed your forehead. “I’ll be fine, I’ve got Dodger and Phoebe to keep me company. It’s only week, plus- I’ve slept on my fair share of floors while filming.”

“Alright then,” you kissed his cheek. “I’ll see you three in the morning.”

“Goodnight, sweetheart.” He smiled at you and you blew him a kiss as you made your way out. You smiled the entire walk back to your room because he was unknowingly chipping away at your uncertainty. You knew he was going to be an amazing father, you’d always known that. You weren’t hesitating because of him, you were hesitating because you were afraid of change. But seeing him in action, being a dad- it gave you a glimpse of what to expect; it was preparing you for parenthood like Chris had wanted it to. You couldn’t promise him anything yet but there was a chance that by the end of the week, you’d be on the exact same page as him.

Tagging: @widowsfics @m-a-t-91 @xoxomioxoxo @imaginesofdreams @ateliefloresdaprimavera @katiew1973 @winter-tospring @shamvictoria11 @caitsymichelle13 (Tags are still open, inbox me if you want to be tagged) Part 3 will be up soon, just gotta write it first. is up up up.

I… Love turkeys? So much? They burble and are very interactive and love exploring and hanging out with people and I love them so much? We just learned the other day that MoMo has been sneaking off the property to hang out with our neighbor when he’s doing car maintenance (we’re going to put up a taller fence cause we don’t want her being hit by a car again, but it’s still cute that she visits him). She sat with me in the sun and let me pet her for half an hour a few days ago, just cuddled up and watched the bees with me. She comes when you call her name and follows you around the property and is defensive of us when strangers come over. I just. love her so much I’m tearing up.
And like, it’s not just a Moe thing, baby turkeys at the feed store are all super interactive and follow your hand around. They are just so good? Turkeys just shot up to the top of my favorite farm animals list, when I used to think they were mean and dumb. I was so so wrong.
I love having chickens around, but Moe is by far my favorite pet, and I’m so happy we got her. I really think that so long as I have the space, I’m going to try to always have a turkey and a couple chickens around, it’s just so good for the soul to be around them.

  • <p> <b>Me:</b> A trc TV adaptation? Cool<p/><b>Me actually:</b> HENRY!!! CHENG!!!! MY FAVORITE!!!! ASIAN BOOK DUDE!!!!! EVER!!!!! HE BETTER CALL GANSEY A DIFFERENT NICKNAME EACH EPISODE!!!!!! HE BETTER FLIRT WITH EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!! HE BETTER GET KIDNAPPED IN THAT MADONNA SHIRT!!!!!!! HE BETTER BE GREAT!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GOTTA HAVE THAT CRAZY MAGICAL BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE BETTER HAVE THAT TERRIFYINGLY MAJESTIC KOREAN MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Can u do a Draco x reader wedding fluff

i don’t know if you wanted a fic or headcanon, but i’m going to do a headcanon because it’s easier for me to write right now. :)

Draco Malfoy x Reader Wedding // Headcanon

  • Draco would be so involved in planning the wedding; he’d make everything a big deal. when she would suggest anything small: just inviting family, buying the cheapest flowers, etc. Draco would say, “No way. We’re going to have the biggest, best wedding in the world and I’m not settling for anything less.”
  • Y/N would laugh and call him a drama queen, which he fully accepted.
  • It would take place behind the manor, beside the beautiful garden, under the beautiful blue sky. She would worry about bees and Draco would assure her that he would be fine getting stung a hundred times because he was marrying her and that was all that mattered.
  • Y/N would want to invite Harry Potter.
  • “Potter? Really? No. It’s my special day and I don’t want him there.”
  • “Our special day, Draco.”
  • “Oh, right.”
  • “Fine he can come. But I’m inviting Pansy!”
  • “No you’re not.”
  • “Yeah, you’re right.”
  • They’d see each other before the ceremony, unintentionally. Draco would freak out and start talking about bad luck and superstitions, but he’d lose track of his words once he fully looked at her in her dress.
  • “You look… stunning.”
  • She would blush. Even after all the time they’d been together, Draco could still make the heat rush to her cheeks in an instant.
  • “You don’t look too bad yourself.” she’d say, lightly tugging on his green tie. Draco would smile and kiss her on the forehead.
  • They would get married in front of their families and friends from Hogwarts. Narcissa would cry and Lucius would smile, both overjoyed for their only son. 
  • Y/N wrote her vows on a torn page from her journal. She would recite them, her smile wide, to Draco, who gave up on trying to hide the fact that tears were forming in his blue-grey eyes.
  • When it was Draco’s turn, he didn’t read off of anything. He had memorized the whole thing, and Y/N could not hold back her tears one bit.
  • Draco’s hand was steady as he placed the ring on her finger, the cold metal sliding on her skin. She did the same for him, and her heart thumped in her chest when she saw the ring on his hand for the first time, where it would remain for the rest of their lives.
  • When the time came, he’d gently place his hands on both sides of her head, and kiss her with more love than she’d ever felt before. 
  • The reception would be full of hugs and laughs. Alcohol and dancing. Harry Potter would get wasted and insist on giving a speech.
  • “You know, Malfoy - I always hated you when we were kids. But now, I’m happy that you’re finally happy.”
  • Draco, elated from the wedding, would hug him tightly and try to make amends. “Potter, if you ever get married. I’ll be your best man.”
  • “Yeah, we’ll see about that.”
  • Y/N and Draco would share their first dance under the moon, surrounded by beautiful lights and adoring loved ones.
  • “I love you so much.” he’d whisper in her ear.
  • “I know.” she’d say, with a smile, as she danced with her husband underneath the stars.
  • She would know, in that moment, that she had just set herself up for a lifetime of warmth and happiness.