What is the most romantic birthday thing you have done for each other? Who goes more all out for birthdays?
Harry: We’re both pretty out-of-control on the other’s birthday, to be honest.
Draco: True. And I get him as many gifts as I can think of; anything I think he might like.
Harry: And he plans the most extravagant parties, I mean–
Draco: You’ve spent enough of your birthdays without presents and celebrations. For as long as I’m alive, I will ensure all your birthdays are over-the-top.
Harry: *kisses his cheek* I keep a list over the course of the year; I note down anything he says he’d like to have - books, robes, shoes, stuff he wants for the house - and then I buy him whatever he hasn’t already got by the time his birthday comes around.
Draco: *dreamily* And he cooks - oh god, he makes these ridiculously lavish dinners in an attempt to get me fat.
Harry: *laughing* Clearly, you can never get fat; I’ve been trying for years.
Draco: *chuckling along* I knew it!
Harry: Two years back, he gave me an engraved Snitch for my birthday.
Draco: *suddenly laughing a lot harder*
Harry: *impassively* It had two overlapping hearts etched onto it and it had the words, “To your heart, from the bottom of mine…” engraved underneath.
Harry: I thought it was so sweet; he’s never one for cheesy stuff like that - and then he asks me to kiss it open–
Draco: *shouts with fresh deluge of laughter*
Harry: The Snitch clicks open, and a pop up picture of Draco’s arse bonks me on the nose.
Draco: *through tears of laughter* “…from the bottom of mine”!
Harry: *grinning widely* I keep it at my desk at work - it does wonders to lift my mood when I’m having a rough day. Plus it’s brilliant wank-material.
Draco: *chokes on spit*