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FINAL WORD ON SH@LADIN CONTENT

We will not have any sh@ladin content on this blog, we never have and we never will. We don’t want any arguments about this, we are merely trying to stay out of trouble. If you have any issues with antis and/or sh@ladins there are plenty of blogs for you to go on and argue on that are MADE for it.

This blog is going to stay on the safe side, we don’t want trouble so we will stick to platonic quotes and ships that will not cause trouble.

Any asks about this will from now on be DELETED. I’m not going to tolerate this anymore because frankly I’m tired of repeating how we don’t want drama and yet we still get asks about it. This information will be added to the FAQ (which I suggest you all read)

- Mod Keith

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Jikook Star AU- “Our walls are really thin and I heard you crying in the shower, are you okay?” 8/?

its currently 1am, im tipsy, and i didnt have the heart for angst so here is a filler ish part idk whats going on tbh but enjoy!!!1!1!!

*Texting Jasmine*


Me: I keep saving pictures of Taehyung to my phone and he’s not my bias omfg I’m an unloyal hoe


Her: Hailey go to sleep it’s 2 am


Me: fuck you


Her: Hailey


Me: it’s a free country I do what I want


Her: Bitch, I will hurt you emotionally if you don’t get sleep.


Me: Fight me


Her: Page 250


Me: you takE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU MONSTER


Her: Go to sleep.

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JM (to JK): Why do I like you so much?

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AU where the school’s opinions are starting to affect Draco, but Harry doesn’t want it to ruin their relationship. 

  • Robert: I don't want to be the new guy's stupid boyfriend.
  • Mary: Well, what do you want then?
  • Robert: I don't know! I just want to be with him all the time.
  • Robert: I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine.
  • Robert: I want to hold his hand and smell his hair.
  • Robert: But I don't want to be his stupid boyfriend!
  • Mary: Robert, what you just described is a relationship between boyfriends.
  • Mary: And a pretty clingy one at that.
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Okay so like, I’ve always had this idea that if Turtle/Maturin was a human he would so much look like a hippie. For some random reason I also thought about John Lennon so I added that to Turtle’s human design as well.
Pennywise is not amused.

Bonus:

okay but i want a fic where the enterprise is like on the outskirts of federation space and they pick up survivors of a half-wrecked cardassian freighter and one of the refugees is sybok who totally knew the attack was coming and low key orchestrated it but thats another story because when he gets beamed aboard he and spock have a reunion and it’s very logical and all but kirk is like holy shit spock you have a brother??? why did i not know?? and spock is like you never asked and sybok takes one look at the two of them interacting and realizes how bad his baby brother has it for his captain and says wow spock way to introduce me to your t’hy’la and spock BUGS OUT and gets all flustered and kirk has never seen him act like that before and is like wait what does that mean and spock won’t tell him and practically runs away and sybok is too busy laughing and getting debriefed, and then for the rest of the mission spock won’t look at kirk and he starts to wonder what that word actually means so he keeps trying to work it out of sybok or uhura but they won’t tell him and spock avoids him like the plague, and kirk starts to get dejected because maybe he’s done something wrong, somehow offended spock or something, and sybok realizes that the human is stupid in love too, and bribes scotty to lock them in the turbolift or a supply closet or something because they’re both just idiots and they need to make out and of course scotty does it because its been painfully obvious to everyone on the ship for months that the captain and first officer are SO IN LOVE, LIKE GO FUCK ALREADY JESUS 

and then they do. in the turbolift. 

anonymous asked:

These underage girls formed a "groupie group" and they went to his apartment wearing silk robes and lace tops with flowers in their hands bc they want to "inspire him" by being his groupies. They contacted and met up with famous groupies from the 80's for advice too. Its too scary and creepy. They are plannimg on cornering him at the backstage of his shows. They think music is created bc of groupies.

I want to die 

Angel

Person A: C can’t say a pick up line even if their life depended on it-


Person C: Correction! I totally can.


//2 hours later//


Person C beside Person B on bed watching a movie as bffs: *picks up B’s phone*


Person B: What are you doing?


Person C: *secretly presses ringtone and phone rings* Hello?


Person B: I said, what-


Person C: Oh? Hm, okay. I’ll tell ‘em. *covers phone speaker*


Person B: C, who was that?


Person C: *grins* Heaven just called. They want their Angel back.


Person B:


Person C:


Person B: *INTESNELY FLUSTERED*





(Edit: 30/Oct/17: OMFG HOW THE F DID THIS TRASH POST GET 800+ likes??? Ive posted this for only a few days what- *chokes* idfk why i wrote this. Thanks for finding my trash good enough to like <3)

BTS Reaction: Their Girlfriend Being Too Short To Kiss Them

Anonymous said: Bts gif reaction to you being too short to kiss them without them bending down a bit?

A/N: Omg I’m literally fetus sized and this request made me so happy. Hope you like this!! Thanks for requesting!! <3


Jin: *giggles and bends down to kiss your nose and then your lips* “Jagi you’re so cute oh my god!!”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Suga: *doesn’t show it but lowkey loves it* “Jagii, come here and give me a kiss” *smirks*

Originally posted by leojuseyo

Namjoon: *constantly teases you and doesn’t bend down just to make you beg* “You want a kiss baby?? Too bad then” *smiles innocently*

Originally posted by choke-me-namjoon

Hoseok: *boy be losing his shit every time you tag his shirt to signalize you want a kiss* “OMG IMMA KISS YOU IN SEC BUT YOU’RE SO CUTE OMG”

Originally posted by kookiyoon

Jimin: *highkey loves it because it makes him feel more powerful*  “Jagi we’re short couple goals ayeee”

Originally posted by jimiyoong

Taehyung: *picks you up instead of bending down to kiss you because he finds you so cute and he feels the need to return the cuteness* “How did I get so lucky?? You’re so adorable babyyy”

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jungkook: *he constantly teases you and he ain’t even sorry* “Sorry baby, I am not into dwarfs..Grow a little taller and then ask for a kiss”

Originally posted by ktaebwi

((I’m so sorry for this gif omfg))

Forget me not

Thaaaaank you @alwaysfangirly!! 💖 And omg, you’re so kind! And so patient! Because this took me forever and you were so sweet about it! 💖 I hope you like what I did with it! (Even though it might be kinda messy and confusing…) Oh, and I also posted it on AO3, because… well, once more, it turned out longer than I intended…



“Pansy, where was I yesterday?”

“What?”

“What was I doing? Did you see me talking to anyone?”

Draco paced the length of the eighth year common room, feeling Pansy’s intent stare on him.

“Those are really odd questions to ask. Have you lost your mind?”

“In a manner of speaking,” Draco muttered, stopping in front of the fireplace. “I think someone obliviated me. No, I am sure someone obliviated me.”

He heard Pansy get off the armchair and walk over to him.

“Are you sure? Why would someone do that to you?”

“That’s what I’d like to know,” Draco growled.

“But how can you be sure you’ve been obliviated? I mean, isn’t the point of obliviating someone that they… well, forget?”

Draco scratched the back of his neck, nodding absentmindedly.

“Something just felt off when I woke up this morning. I was sure it was Wednesday but then I saw the Daily Prophet and realised it was already Thursday. I remember everything until Tuesday night and waking up today. But if I try to think about what happened yesterday, my mind just goes blank. I’ve been racking my brain all day long. It’s the only explanation, Pansy. I-”

Draco stopped in his tracks when he saw Potter enter the common room. Something was… weird about him today. He didn’t look at Draco. He hadn’t looked at Draco all day. He always looked at Draco. He probably thought it went unnoticed but, of course, Draco noticed. He always stared right back whenever Potter briefly averted his eyes. Always. But why was Potter avoiding his gaze today?

“Potter!” Without a moment’s hesitation, he strode over to the Gryffindor.

“Hey Malfoy,” he mumbled, his eyes on the carpet.

“Potter, is there something you want to tell me?” Draco inquired, lowering his head to catch the other boy’s eye.

“No?” the Gryffindor said, his voice slightly shaking.

“I think there is. Out with it, Potter! Something happened yesterday, I know it.”

“You do?” Potter said in astonishment, finally looking up. His eyes were full of wonder and… apprehension. “But you shouldn’t-” He broke off, pressing his mouth into a thin line.

“I shouldn’t what?” Draco said, stepping closer and narrowing his eyes. “Remember? You did it, didn’t you? You were the one who obliviated me.”

Potter was trying very hard to keep a straight face, but Draco saw right through him.

“The question is,” he said slowly, lowering his voice, “why did you do it?”

Potter closed his eyes and let out a sigh.

“I’ve been feeling guilty about that all day. I shouldn’t have done it.”

“Then why did you?” Draco asked.

“I panicked, okay? I didn’t do it on purpose. It was like a reflex.”

Now Draco simply had to know what had happened the day before. This sounded serious.

“Show me,” he said, grabbing Potter by the wrist.

“How-”

“There’s got to be a Pensieve around here somewhere,” Draco muttered, already dragging Potter out of the common room.

“There is, actually,” Potter mumbled behind him.


Draco looked around the memory he and Potter had just dived into. They were in the dungeons and class had just started.

“Professor, why are you showing us Amortentia again?” one of the students asked, sounding more eager than annoyed.

“Because,” Professor Slughorn said with a smile, “I want you to brew an antidote today. So everyone take a quick sniff to get in the right mood and get started.”

Draco frowned as he watched himself go into the storage room, apparently ignoring Slughorn’s instructions. His eyes then fell on Potter, Pensieve-Potter to be precise, who stood in front of the cauldron full of Amortentia. Granger and the Weasel were standing beside him, grinning at each other. It was disgusting.

“What do you smell, Harry?” the Weasel asked. Potter blinked.

“Nothing.”

“Come on, we’re your friends. You can tell us,” the Weasel insisted, elbowing him.

“No, Ron, I literally smell nothing,” Potter muttered, sounding genuinely surprised.

“That’s strange,” Granger chimed in.

“Yeah.” Potter creased his eyebrows. “I would have thought-” He stopped abruptly as Draco, well, Pensieve-Draco, came into view again, locking eyes with him.

“Professor, have you ever heard of anyone who doesn’t smell anything? In regards to Amortentia, I mean.”

“Hermione,” Potter growled through gritted teeth.

“What, she didn’t say it was you,” the Weasel shrugged. Potter slapped a hand to his forehead and Draco saw himself smirk.

“You don’t smell anything, Potter? That’s pretty pathetic.” When Pensieve-Draco simply strutted back to his desk and began chopping his ingredients, the real Draco frowned.

“So that’s the big secret? This is why you obliviated me?” he asked.

“Wait for it,” Potter mumbled. Was Draco imagining it or were Potter’s cheeks turning a bit rosy? He was biting the inside of his cheek, too, and constantly shifting his weight. He was nervous.

Intrigued, Draco watched as the class proceeded without significant interruptions.

When Slughorn dismissed them and students started hurrying out of the classroom, Draco tapped his foot impatiently. He paused when he saw his past self purposely bump into Potter, causing the Gryffindor to drop all his books.

Smirking to himself, Pensieve-Draco bent down to help Pensieve-Potter pick up his things, quickly scanning the room. They were the only ones left.

“So, you really didn’t smell anything?” Draco heard himself ask. Pensieve-Potter just scowled at him. Draco could see what Pensieve-Potter obviously didn’t; Pensieve-Draco was disappointed. “Nothing at all?”

Getting up, Pensieve-Potter slammed down his books on the desk nearest to him.

“Not that it’s any of your business, but I used to smell… something. So you can save your taunts about-”

“What is that?” Pensieve-Draco suddenly asked. Potter had been draping his Gryffindor scarf around his neck but had halted at the Slytherin’s outburst. The real Draco watched closely as his past self stretched out a hand and examined the scarf.

“What is it now?” Pensieve-Potter said, sounding irritated but also slightly nervous. “It’s my scarf.”

Pensieve-Draco slowly shook his head as he drew out his wand.

“No, something is off.” He pointed his wand at the scarf and before Potter could protest or interfere, he had mumbled, “Revelio.”

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so basically the motives of all the As were ‘I’m jealous that you’re all friends and you don’t want to be friends with me even though that’s perfectly reasonable because I’m fucking crazy’.
— 

my salty older sister minutes after 7x20 finished

SHE HAD ME HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER OMFG

Appreciation post

WHeN They Exist-

When they exist and they want to exist with you 

when you form a meaningful and touching existence with them and heavily cherish it

W HE N YO U ADORE THEM AND THEY ADORE YOU AS WELL AN DITS A STRONG MUTUAL RESPECT AND LOVE AN D YOU JUST FEEL LIGHTER THAN AIR ALL TJW TIME