i want to be a sloth

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❝ saying it ‘simply’ the way you would. Please lend me a hand。   —— HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASTRA! @just-servamp-trash

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FMA Villains Week - Day 4: Reunion.
Couldn’t work on anything “big” so here we go with this doodle I would like to one day finish. |D Unfortunately I had other stuff to do during the day, so I ended up doodling this very last minute, I hope I’m still on time for the fourth day… OTL
A big thanks goes to my cousin, who gave me this idea. This is what would happen if the Homunculi lived like an average and happy family. We need to see mooooreeee Homunculi interaction *dies*

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❤ ❤ ❤  HAPPY VALENTINES!!  ❤ ❤ ❤

I definitely was not thinking of more Servamp pick-up lines during class. Definitely not. 
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Bonus:

//kicked, stabbed, thrown in a dump, left to rot forever

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FMA:B’S HOMUNCULI, THE OUROBOROS TATTOO AND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF ITS PLACEMENT

  • Gluttony; tongue: represents the desire to satisfy his tastebuds.
  • Lust; chest: obviously it puts some focus on her breasts which fuels sexual lust (I’m looking at you, Havoc!) but it also pertains to the temptations of the heart and body in a more broader sense.
  • Envy; thigh: the desire to walk in other people’s shoes. (Yep, that does relate to Envy’s ability to transform into other people.)
  • Greed; hand: the desire to claim all the possessions one wants.
  • Wrath; eye: represents not only the duality within Bradley’s character as a human-based homunculus, but also the window to the soul and its emotional expression which is often concealed under Bradley’s eyepatch and calm demeanour until something in him finally snaps (pretty much always during battle). While he tries to fool those around him with a calm attitude his anger is always simmering just beneath the surface until he eventually frees his eye from its concealment and out comes his full ferocity.  In other words, don’t bottle up your emotions, kids! Anger itself is not inherently evil. It’s a necessary basic emotion that needs a healthy outlet. Hiding it away however like Bradley eventually leads to evil thoughts and actions. That’s what I took from it at least.
    Also on a visual note, his tattoo gives him a red looking eye which is a common motif for anger and/or evil.

  • Sloth; back: …. Sorry, too much work to explain…. lol jk it’s pretty obvious, though. It’s what you lay on to laze about.
  • Pride; self;  Pride is probably the most interesting homunculus in terms of this list because he doesn’t seem to have the tattoo on him.
    Instead, due to his egocentrism, he personifies it. He doesn’t want a symbol, he wants to BE the symbol.
    So he expresses the ouroboros in a number of ways:
    His shadows tend to act like a serpent; such as when they slither across a surface and coil themselves around their victim (like when Hawkeye was first confronted by him), to even the distorted hissing and rattling sounds they will usually make. His shadowy form also lunge attacks and often resides itself inside a dark, underground tunnel like a snake.
    But the biggest clue is when he eats his own brother (and threatens to eat Greed too). Pride even tries to justify it as non-cannibalism because ‘’the homunculi are a collective” since they’re all just an aspect of Father. While this might be true it also means that eating his own sibling is basically the same as eating himself. Can you say ouroboros?
  • Father; self: Just like with Pride—- who is practically a replica of Father so anything I wrote about Pride could apply to him too— Father lacks the tattoo and did the exact same thing to a ‘greedy’ family member as Pride did later on.  The manga actually hints at Father (and by extension Pride) representing the Ouroboros for committing this action with Chapter 31 titled “The Snake That Eats its Own Tail.”
  • Mahiru: Kuro, could you take out the trash?
  • Mahiru: KURO PUT SAKUYA DOWN
BTS: Sexy Zodiac Time 🌝

So I’m super into astrology, and I like to incorporate it into my characters when I write. I was doing some research for some smut and I got this bright idea to share what I think the Bangtan Boiz™️ would be like during sex based on their personalities and 🔮zodiac signs🔮

*This is all based on my intuition/imagination and should be taken light-heartedly

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GOT7 version 🌚


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anonymous asked:

Today I wore my sloth or chocolate croissant shirt to school and when I got to history the girl I really like wanted to see it so she made her way across the room to open up my jacket and take a look. She said it was cute and I was like yeah its my fav. Next think I know she looks up and says," I guess you could say its memeingful to you," before winking and walking away. Now I'm sitting here 5 hours later and I'm still dying. Please help my smol gay heart.

what is it with wlw and being fucking useless around pretty girls?? someone save us

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I’m opening a cheap commission with Voltron theme :D! 

Right now there’re 5 sloth. To request a commission or also to get more info, send an email at: 

traldigreta@gmail.com

Things I do and don’t:

  • All ships are fine to me
  • Ok with nsfw-ish stuff (like my recent hance piece)
  • No backgrounds. Flat color and roughy sketch yes
  • No actual n-s-f-w
  • prices example are for 1 character 

Additional info:

  • Paypal preferred (if you haven’t it message me anyway, we can find another way)
  • I’ll send you the drawing in png format
  • When asking for a commission send me all the reference you think can help, so I can understand what you really want!
  • Prices may be adjusted (rare) depending on the complexity of the pose and if there are props or additional stuff.

Thank you so much, and remember, also reblogging helps!

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It`s cold… I`m bored… I have assignments… and a pile of requests that I should be working on. You know what that means— It`s time to do things unrelated to that!!! This time I did some…really…simple… weird gifs. xDDDD

Servamp things that moves!

me just kidding, but ya know me xDDD

anonymous asked:

Pretty sure your inbox is full with the cute headcanons so I'm gonna drop in something different. Imagine years after the main plot and everything is said and done, Sakuya lives with Mahiru and Kuro. The three bond with each other. Mahiru especially tries to make Kuro and Sakkun to get along and it slowly works along the year. So when Mahiru finally dies (out of old age or an accident, you're choice), Sakuya and Kuro are left to comfort each other from the pain of losing of their sunshine :'D

I FREAKING WANTED TO SHED A TEAR WHEN I FIRST READ THIS AWHILE AGO. BUT THIS IS HONESTLY ALL THAT I WANT FOR THEM AND MORE. Ahhh I am absolutely WEAK for this ot3, please don’t look at meeee.

I don’t want to imagine Mahiru dying ;__; but if I had to pick a way I would say old age. (cause at least he gets to live a fuller life that way. ahhhhh my heart someone kill me now) BUT ON A LIGHTER NOTE I cracked myself up imagining Mahiru starting tower over both of them as he gets older.  I even made some quick sketches for it cause its too good to think about:

(I am unsure about Mahi’s height cause manga said 5′4 but wiki said 5′5 but who cares)

Who knows if Mahiru gets REALLY tall or not, but the thought of it just makes me giggle so hard. Poor little vampires stuck in their teenaged bodies forever.

how does one draw an older Mahiru??? I doubt he would change that much because simple™ lolololol

Sakuya and Kuro are not sure how to feel here. Also like you said anon, I really like idea of Kuro and Sakuya becoming closer over the years, especially after Mahiru passes. Not becoming romantically involved or anything, I imagine a more platonic love. That’s way better for them in my opinion. Besides Mahiru always did want them to get along. ;w;

This is exactly what I have planned for my “After End” AU~ (well, minus seeing Mahiru’s death) just a bunch of cute and random domestic life things from these 3, and the petty competition for Mahiru’s attention that goes on for awhile. HAHAHAAAHHA.

I have a lot of ideas for this because of how much I love both individual ships and this ot3 in general~ <3 Thank you for sending anon now I will go cry some more.

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Pairing: Castiel x Reader
Word count: 395
Warnings: Fluff. Suggestive
Request: This drabble comes from one of those game responses for “I wish you would write a fic where….Anonymous submitted this: “I wish you would do a fic where Cas accidentally walks in on the reader when she shaves her legs and when he gets all confused she explains she thinks it looks better that way, and the skin feels softer, and lets him stroke the skin, getting all entranced by the smoothness“

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Three Seems To Be A Lucky Number

Okay, my sweets, in the grand old tradition of my writing history, I have nervously returned with a completely random sort of Drabble and I would just like to say in advance, I am so sorry that this is what I decided to return with, lmfao, fml. Idek, I just wanted to write something cliched and typical, and I’ve been taking my inspiration where I can get it, so I hope it isn’t as terrible as I worry it might be ^^

♡Lil’ Disclaimer♡
Genre: Smut/Fluff/AU/Might as well be a Drabble for me (less that 5k words)
Requested: My apologies, no.
Warnings: possibly crude smut, other than that, I can’t think of anything. This is a very, very tame one for me ^^)


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Originally posted by jeonify


“Just five more push ups, and you’re free to do whatever you want for the rest of the night, I promise…“ It sounds like a nice compromise, I know it does.
But that doesn’t mean it actually is, or that it’s a manageable feat. Which it is not.
What my boyfriend, the guy whose currently playing the role of my drill sergeant, can’t seem to accept, is that my core strength happens to be nonexistent. There is no way I’m doing even one more push up. It’s a miracle I made it to the first five, let alone the even ten this torturer is insisting I achieve. What more does this guy even want from me?
I mean, to me, five seems like a nice solid number. Why try for more?
"Jeon, I really don’t think I can,” I whine, without a hint of grace. My arms feel limp, and I’m not sure my brain can convince my muscles to tense up enough to lift my upper body, even if I wanted to.
“What if I buy you ice cream, is that incentive enough for you?” He offers, quite literally sweetening the deal but I’m still not sure it’s enough, and to be quite frank I just don’t wanna.
Honestly why my lazy ass thought it would be a good idea to date a personal trainer is beyond me. Three months in, and I finally see it was a stupid idea.
“Stop sulking. You asked me to do this remember?” He reminds me, unnecessarily.
I do remember, unfortunately.

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hotel with jjk

- jungkook losing his keys by the time the two of you reach your rooms from the front desk even though you told him not to “i swear it was in my hands the whole time” “it’s in your back pocket kook” “lmAO IT’S A PRANK”

- unpacking your belongings while he looks over the rest of the stuff that the two of you have to do later that day before taking turns taking showers “i can’t believe you sing in the shower” “at least i sing well” “do you want to fight me?” “leT’S GO”

- having a wrestling match on the bed before kook gets tired and retreats to napping on your stomach while you play with his hair “can we stay like this forever” “i don’t think we have anything planned soon do we” “nah” “okay”

- kook eventually dragging you out of bed a few hours later for dinner and you not budging so he literally has to carry you all the way down to the car where you continue to sleep “what are you a sloth” “yes”

The Princess And The Lost Angel

Pairing: Lucifer x Reader
Word count: 944
Warnings: Fluff. Fluffy Lucifer. Something different.
Written for my 2,000 Followers Celebration
Requested by: @wolfgamzee. Prompt: Stuffed Animals / Quote: “Tell me a bedtime story.”

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