i want to be a rockette

There are two stage adaptions of Harry Potter.

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

  • Random time travel with the help of illegal Time-Turners
  • Voldemort maybe has one- no, two affairs!
  • VOLDEMORT HAS A DAUGHTER?
  • Who is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
  • OOC versions of characters
  • Rose is stoic
  • Wrong use of the Marauder’s Map
  • Cedric flying naked on a broomstick of purple feathers
  • Craig
  • Blood Ball for Voldemort Day
  • Snape apparently is a good guy?
  • Sabotaging canon
  • “Scorpian King” Scorpius Malfoy
  • Ron married Parvati
  • For Voldemort and VALOR!
  • Headmistress Umbridge is back with Dementors
  • Harry’s afraid of the dark, small spaces and pigeons.

A Very Potter Musical-series

  • Harry is a douchebag with a guitar who does covers of Disney songs
  • Ron is addicted to Red Vines
  • Ginny dances with guitars
  • Hermione’s true passion is fanfiction.
  • Random time travel with the help of illegal Time-Turners
  • Voldemort and Quirrell end together and have a daughter.
  • Cedric is a good finder.
  • Draco wANT HERMIONE GRANGER- andarocketship.
  • Lucius Malfroy and Lord Voldemort are dancers
  • “My name’s Lucius, but you can call me Lucy. When I grow up, I want to be a Rockette.”
  • Snape has a talk show outside the shows.
  • The infamour Hogwart’s jaguar
  • GILDERROY, THE MOUSE PRINCE
  • Cho Chang y’all
  • Weird versions of characters.
  • Ron choreographed an affair with Lavender behind Hermione’s back.
  • Narcissa had an affair and Dobby is Draco’s real father.
  • James and Lily split, and Lily is married to Cedric now.
  • Dumbledore loves High School Musical
  • Headmistress Umbridge is back with Dementors.
  • Albus Scarfy Potter

Only one of them is a parody

  • Thorne: Thanks for letting me sit here while Cinder coms with her boyfriend.
  • Scarlet: Oh, no problem. It’s actually kind of nice. Me piloting, you co-piloting. We’re like an old married couple.
  • Thorne: If we were an old married couple, the wife would serve iced tea and snicker-doodles.
  • Scarlet: I don’t have iced tea and snicker-doodles.
  • Thorne: A good wife would go to the store.
  • Scarlet: I want a divorce.
  • Thorne: Good! On the way to see the lawyer, pick up some tea and cookies.
okay, look.
I am trying
to draw the line
somewhere.
you have to understand,
I trust too easily,
make the same mistakes too often,
fall in love too recklessly.
and when we’re drinking wine
out of the bottle
laying on a rooftop
somewhere under the stars,
my god,
I want to kiss you.
and when we’re both
too drunk to fuck
and you ask if we can just
cuddle for a little while,
my god,
I want to hold your pretty face
in my useless hands
and whisper
PLEASE DON’T BREAK MY HEART.
but I know you will.
and I know I will let you.
and I know I will eventually be okay.
but right now
I’m smoking your last cigarette
outside the bar,
watching bombshells
in little dresses
swoon and smile
and turn themselves over
in the palm of your hand
and I have never felt so ugly
in all my damned life.
—  Pretty, Megan Rockett
I MISS YOU WHEN YOU’RE GONE.
Nevermind. I don’t like the way that feels around my gums.
You can’t stop sucking on your own words
and when we kiss you don’t taste mine.
I wanted this to be something
worth rolling over and playing dead for.
I wanted your fingers to trace
I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
on my tongue.
I wanted you stuck in my teeth.
But lately I’ve been trying to spit you out.
You’ve gone sour.
You’ve gone bad.
You can keep sucking on your sadness.
I’m coughing up all the ways you used to taste
and choking on
I’M LATE FOR WORK.
I HAVE TO GO.
I’LL SEE YOU AROUND.
—  Open Mouth Kissing, Megan Rockett
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“Rockette” - Chloe Lukasiak, Abby Lee Dance Company, age 10
I Want To Be A Rockette ~ Debbie Gravitte, from Part of Your World: The Alan Menken Album

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Karen Ziemba. “I Want to be a Rockette” from Kicks.

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“I Wanna Be a Rockette” Christina McIntosh, Canadian Dance Company, top novice soloist, Fever International Dance Championships, Toronto, Canada. March 2015 ♫ “I Want To Be A Rockette” Debbie Gravitte

In my dreams, you are a nightmare:
rigid skin and sharp teeth,
hands clenched into fists,
furrowed brow and face turning red.

You are fear and destruction,
a whole city crumbling to ruins.
You are beautiful,
for better or for worse,
and I want to touch you,
your innocence
and your sin.
I want to hold myself
against your stone walls
and broken glass.
I want to bleed myself
into something terrible.

Holy nightmare
with rigid skin
and sharp teeth,
in my dreams, we are broken,
but when I wake up,
oh, you are so soft.

—  Nightmare, Megan Rockett