i want to be a firewoman now

A Kiss for a Princess pt1

“You broke off your engagement with your long-time boyfriend/girlfriend who you were supposed to bring home to meet your family so now you need me to pretend to be them AU”

[Not my gif. Prompt credit @dailyau & @aangisdead]


“Peter stop laughing!” You exclaimed. He couldn’t help himself, what you were asking was so ridiculous you were lucky had considered it for as long as he had. You both stood in the kitchen of your apartment. Your mouth was dry and you were tired of begging for his help. 

“I’m sorry, [Y/N] but you don’t think this is a little funny?” He chuckled again before taking a swig of the drink in his hand. It was like adding insult to your injuries.

“Give me that.” You reached out and swiped the bottle from his hand and took a large gulp. Peter Parker had been your best friend since freshman year of college. He was basically your brother. You knew everything about each other. “Listen Spidey,” you poked him in the chest. “I have covered for you, time after time while you’ve been out web-slinging. So you’re going to cover for me. You’re going to pretend to be Josh and you’re going to make my parents love you, so that they will stop thinking that I’m a major disappointment.” 

“You’re a fine arts major.” Peter snorted. “Aren’t you already like a major disappointment?”

“I hate you.” You announce before downing the last of his drink. 

“What time does our plane leave?” He called as you storm out of the room. 

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The Fire

AU collab with wisperr. I wrote the thing, she drew the thing.


Asami’s eyes were open in a flash. Something was wrong, but she couldn’t tell what it was because she was groggy from her nap on the couch. There was a shrill beeping noise and the air felt thick as it entered her lungs. She coughed suddenly and blinked into the afternoon light.

Asami gaped in horror at the smoke-filled room. She coughed again and covered her mouth with her hand. Trying to hold her breath, Asami stood from her couch and sprinted towards the sound of the fire alarm.

Hesitantly she pushed open the kitchen door and was met with thicker smoke and louder screeches from the alarm. To Asami’s horror, she saw her oven, as well as the surrounding cabinets, enveloped in a massive flame.

My cookies, was all Asami could think in that moment.

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  • Me as a kid: I wanna be a ballerina or a princess or a teacher or a firewoman or a veterinarian!
  • Adult now: What's your biggest dream?
  • Me now: Oh...ehm...well...I want to...BE RICH OH YEAH I WANNA BE RICH FUCKIN' RICH OH MY GOD I WANT MONEY MONEY MONEY OH YEAH BIG MONEY I WANT TO THROW UP MONEY FROM MY BIG RICH ASS. THIS IS MY FUCKIN' BIGGEST DREAM.