i want to be a beckham

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camisado // panic! at the disco

pittsburgh penguins ranked in order of how much they hate me
  1. evgeni malkin: posts pictures of himself on social media, knowing that i will see them and cry. grows patchy playoff beards that i am somehow attracted to. fights all the time. snipes filthy goals. takes,,, so many penalties. clearly wants me dead.
  2. sidney crosby: every time he giggle-honks it is a personal attack on my well-being and i am 98% sure he knows it. also continues to wear The Hat despite knowing that i love his post-game curls.
  3. kris letang: has a v cute son and a v pretty wife and doesn’t ever bring them over to my house ???? v v rude, tanger. obviously hates me a great deal.
  4. patric hornqvist: gives me heart palpations whenever he’s shirtless. which is always.
  5. brian dumoulin: deliberately made me fall in love with him before revealing himself as a frat boy who doesn’t know what indy music is in some bizarre plot to end me. 
  6. phil kessel: hasn’t given me his sister’s phone number, so clearly doesn’t want me to be happy.
  7. carl hagelin: has prettier hair than me. knows he has prettier hair than me. chooses to flaunt the fact that he has prettier hair than me. clearly a lot of hatred there.
  8. trevor daley: has yet to teach me his skin care routine or secrets for looking Like That.
  9. chris kunitz: is 37 years old and still looks so Good that it can only be an attempt to end my life.
  10. olli maatta: a literal ray of sunshine who wants to burn me alive from the inside out with the power of his smile.
  11. justin schultz: has a sinister plot to make me attracted to men with missing teeth and beards.
  12. matt cullen: is Team Dad but refuses to adopt me.
  13. nick bonino: posts pictures of maisie and jake together with the understanding that i will see these pictures and pass out. obviously wishes me harm.
  14. conor sheary: knows that i die a little every time he gets injured. still has the audacity to allow himself to be injured.
  15. jake guentzel: hasn’t proposed to me yet???????? obviously hates me at least a little.
  16. bryan rust: hasn’t responded to any of my long, extensive, hand-written love letters. clearly dislikes me.
  17. matt murray: has a Large Dog named beckham that he will post about but will not bring to my home so i can pet???? wtf matt.
  18. marc-andre fleury: loves me, supports me, wants me to be happy.
Coachella // Cole Sprouse

Hey, could you do a Cole Sprouse imagine, where him and the reader are together at Coachella with the rest of the cast. And they all ship them and it is just really cute and fluffy. This would be awesome. Thank you in advance 😊

A/N: Hi guys! I’m sorry it took so so so so long for me to post my stuff, but I am a busy girl (what am I saying? I spend most of my time on Sims and playing video games) and school is almost starting back up again (it’s saturday and i’m talking 11pm right now and i go back on monday help) but I will try to do this for you 💕 Btw, this is short bcos I have never been to Coachella so I couldn’t really describe the experience omg. 

Warnings: Zero. Zilch. Nada.

Words: 867. 

Characters: Cole Sprouse, KJ Apa, Lili Reinhart, Camila Mendes, Ross Butler, Casey Cott. 

You were beyond excited as you walked through the front gates of the biggest music festival you’ve ever attended. You had Cole holding onto your hand tightly, making sure you wouldn’t get lost within the crowds. Camila and Lili were both chatting to you about the fashion, and their outfits. You wore something simple, just like Camila and Lili. A ‘Boho Chic’ styled outfit, paired with white Converse and your hair was in loose curls and you had a huge smile on your face.

Looking up at Cole, seeing his brown hair fall perfectly over his face. His white shirt and blue jeans were simple and you loved it. A lot.

“What are you staring at me with heart eyes for?” Cole whispered in your ear, a chuckle following his question as he wrapped his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer to his body as you walked to the H&M tent with him and the rest of the cast.

“Because you’re a beautiful specimen and I think you’ve casted a spell on me to make me look at you all the time.” You grinned, shaking your head a little as you looked around, seeing an abundance of celebrities floating around. There was music playing from the live performances and you were honestly so amazed by the relaxed atmosphere. Cole laughed at your comment, pressing a kiss to your temple. You could hear Camila exclaiming how cute you two were as a couple and Lili quietly agreeing with her. KJ, Casey and Ross were all wolf whistling in the background, making you blush and bite your lip.

-

You were currently dancing with Camila and Lili to the music at the stage where you were with everyone you had come with. It had eventually gotten a bit sexual, where it ended up with you grinding up against Camila, her hands on your body. You were laughing, since you were a bit tipsy and high off the adrenaline, along with Camila, and Cole was standing over with KJ, Casey and Ross. Cole was muttering under his breath. He heard KJ laugh at him. “Jealous are you, mate?”

Cole raised an eyebrow at KJ, chuckling a little bit and shaking his head. “I’m just gonna let her have fun. She’s had a tough few months, so I’m just letting her let loose.” Cole shrugged, running his fingers through his hair and walking up behind you, leaning in to whisper in your ear. “I’m gonna go and get some drinks for the clan. I’ll be back soon, okay?”

You turned around, apologizing to the girls before looking up at him. “I’m gonna come with you, okay?” You took his hand, your bag at your side. You made your way through the crowds, headed towards the little stall where drinks were being sold. You asked for 7 bottles of water, pulling your purse from your bag, but Cole had already handed them the money, telling them to keep the change before taking 4 out of the 7 bottles of water. “I could’ve paid for them, Cole.” You laughed, holding the three bottles, walking besides your boyfriend.

“You don’t need to worry about it right now, my beautiful. I just want you to have fun with us all.” He spoke as the both of you arrived back to your group, who were now all finished with their dancing, and had sat on the grass, just a little bit away from the crowds.

“You two are honestly the cutest. Like, cuter than Michael Jackson and Tatiana Thumbtzen from his music video or whatever.” Camila commented, thanking you as you handed her and Lili a bottle of water, handing the other water bottle you had to KJ, who was also seated next to Camila.

“I think we aspire to be David and Victoria Beckham, actually.” Cole smirked, his hand snaking around your waist, pulling you closer to him. You blushed, looking at Camila and rolling your eyes.

“Well if you pop out babies like the Beckham’s do, I will be astonished and honestly cry.” Lili laughed, making you face-palm, unscrewing the bottle lid and taking a drink.

-

It was getting towards dark and you were currently wrapped up in a blanket, sitting next to Cole, who was wrapped up in the same blanket, sipping a cup of coffee, from the Thermos that Lili had filled up. “Have you enjoyed today?” Cole asked quietly, his lips brushing against your ear, taking a deep breath.

“I did, actually. Thank you so much for bringing me along, Cole. You didn’t have to.” You smiled, turning to look at him and pressing a kiss to his cheek. You stood up, dropping the blanket and starting to pack your stuff into the back pack you had bought along.

“What are you doing?” Cole asked, watching you put both of your stuff away. You motioned for him to give you the blanket as you spoke.

“Packing. As you can see. I want to spend some time with my amazing boyfriend in a cold hotel room.” You smiled, watching him nod and start to pack up to.

Boy were you happy to have a guy like him in your life.

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MOVIE CLUB l MAR 2017

In honor of women’s history month, I wanted to highlight some wonderful films directed by women. :)

anonymous asked:

God imagine if WW had been directed by snyder or whedon. It would've been awful. It's also so funny to me to see the difference between a film like this directed by woman side by side with a superhero film directed by a man. It's almost as if women want to show other women as strong and fierce while men only see us as objects /s. It's so upsetting that there aren't more female directors in the industry like I know they're out there but ya know, male dominated world.

Honestly, it’s not even that there aren’t more female directors, there are so many female directors, problem is Hollywood is so antiquated in it’s thinking that they’re still of the mindset that men know best what women want, so men get the jobs more often. You’ll find a lot of really great indie films with female directors but not so many big blockbusters and it’s a shame. Because there are absolute gems directed by women like: Pariah (2011) dir. by Dee Rees, Bend It Like Beckham (2002) dir. by Gurinder Chadha, The Kids Are Alright (2010) dir. by Lisa Cholodenko, Selma (2014) dir. by Ava DuVernay,  The Hurt Locker (2008) dir. by Kathryn Bigelow (who was the first woman to win an Oscar for directing, not even 10 years ago), Heck, even that damn Babadook y’all have turned into a meme is from a 2014 movie directed by Jennifer Kent. And now Wonder Woman.

Women are making damn good movies. I wish Hollywood would start recognising that and giving them more opportunities to shine. 

youtube

I’VE ONLY JUST DISCOVERED THIS AND I’M SCREAMING!!! It’s from the movie The Real David Beckham. Also my favourite youtube comment under this video:

‘ You can tell the interviewer is about to blow up at any minute and go, “For fuck sake Gary, what I’ve been subtley hinting at for the last five minutes, is that you cunts are gay with each other, that’s what this whole thing is about, I’m sick of hinting at it, so just tell me or I’ll shove that fork up your nose." ‘

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It’s about being rougher than you ever really thought you had to be. Losing people you were close to for reasons that are nothing more than they’re not doing anything to better you. It’s to say, ‘Yeah, it’s great to have friends, it’s great to be cool with people. But that’s not going to get me exactly where I want to go.’

Puppies - Conor Sheary and Bryan Prust (PT Diaries, Episode 12)

Requested by anon: Would you please do a pt diaries part with Conor Sheary maybe? Or Bryan Rust? Thank you!

A/N: Sorry it took so long. I hope you like it!

Word count: 1005

Warnings: none.

Episode 1  Episode 2  Episode 3  Episode 4  Episode 5  Episode 6  Episode 7  Episode 8  Episode 9  Episode 10  Episode 11

Master list

Originally posted by intermissionpenguins


I can hear Conor and Bryan walking across the hall from my spot in the therapy room; they are excited about something and they won’t stop screaming.

“Dude, that one is adorable.” Conor says, walking in the room with a huge smile on his face. They are both looking at Bryan’s phone.

“But these ones grow a lot, don’t they?” Bryan wonders, scrolling down and stopping to read something. “I don’t want him to be like Beckham.”

“Beckham is the cutest thing ever.” Conor answers. Wait, what? Are they talking about David Beckham?

“Agreed, David Beckham is such a babe.” I tell them and both of their heads shoot straight up, looking at me from the door.

“You will agree with us when we say that Beckham Murray is way cuter than David Beckham.” Conor pulls out his phone from his pocket and types something, walking towards me and showing me the screen.

I have to contain a squeak when I see Matt Murray with a huge ball of fluff on the screen. I knew that Matt has a dog because he never shuts up about it, but I didn’t know that his dog was the size of a horse.

“Agreed. He is the better Beckham.” I chuckle and they nod. “So you two are stalking the guys’ dogs?” I ask while I put another yoga mat on the floor. Conor and Bryan are quite young and they don’t need much treatment, so we normally do Pilates, which they hate and love at the same time.

“We are looking at dogs for Rusty here.” Conor pats Bryan on the arm while he says it, making me laugh. Neither of them are really that big if you compare them with other hockey players, but Bryan has at least three inches and twenty pounds on Conor.

“That’s awesome.” I answer, taking my shoes off and sitting on my mat, waiting for them to do the same. “What breed do you want?”

“I want him to get a big dog. Maybe a German Shepard or a Golden Retriever.” Conor answers before Bryan can say a word. “Or even bigger, like Beckham or Geoffrey.” I’ve seen Geno’s dog before when one day he confessed that he misses the dog almost as much as he misses his family.

“Man, I don’t have that much space.” Bryan sits down, but keeps scrolling down what I assume is Pet CO’s website. “Think more Stella Kessel and less GiGi Wilson.”

And I can’t stop myself from laughing at how they talk about the team’s puppies like they are actual people. I know how great is to have a puppy, I have one myself, but it is just hilarious to see how serious these guys, and the rest of the team, are about their dogs.

“Are you buying or adopting?” I wonder, shooting Conor a filthy look so he sits down on the mat so we can start with today’s session.

“Buying.” Conor says.

“I don’t know.” Bryan says at the same time as Conor.

I roll my eyes, stretching my back. I’ve been on my feet all day massaging and putting elastic therapeutic tape on everyone.

“Maybe you should figure that out.” I suggest, indicating them that we are going to start with the exercises of the day.

We start slow, doing stretches and easy exercises. From time to time I make them do embarrassing ones like the siren, which consist on sitting down with both their legs on one side of your body like a mermaid and stretch your back, but those are just for my person amusement.

“Maybe I should adopt one.” Bryan is still thinking about the puppy. “There are a lot of dogs in shelters. The dogs in our calendar are always adorable.”

We are doing the, as Conor likes to call it, ‘rolling like a ball’ position, so his voice is muffled by his own body.

“Yeah, you should do that.” Conor says, struggling with his balance. “We got Damian from a shelter and he is the greatest dog ever.”

“Do you have pets, (y/n)?” Bryan asks and I nod, changing to a most advanced position that sucks but it is great for the hips and core. “Ugh, I have so much respect for the women that do Pilates on a regular basis.”

“I have a puppy.” I chuckle, taking deep breaths and trying to hold the position as long as I can. “She is a little piece of shit.”

“Why?” Conor asks, more interested on my dog than he is in doing the exercises correctly.

“She is so spoilt. She always gets what she wants.” I confess. I just can’t say no to that cute little face. I used to say that I wouldn’t let my dog sleep on my bed or beg for food and here I am, feeding her chicken breasts and snuggling up with her in my bed every night.

“What breed is she?” Conor is just sitting down at this point, not doing anything.

“She is a corgi.” I answer, thinking on my short legged, chubby puppy. “I feel really royal having her.” I say, referencing the Queen of England’s dogs.


“(y/n)!” I hear from my office and I get on my feet fast, thinking that there is something wrong.

I open the door and next thing I know is that a puppy is jumping all over me, seeking attention and belly rubs. I look up to find a very smiley Bryan Rust, who is carrying a bright pink leash on his hand.

“(y/n), I want to introduce you to (y/n).” He says, smiling even brighter and making my heart flutter. I can’t identify (y/n)’s breed, so I assume that she is a mix of many breeds.

“You named your dog after me?” I wonder, getting on my knees to rub the puppy’s belly. The dog just lies on her back and enjoys the rubs.

“It seemed fitting.” He just answers and I laugh. “She is the most sassy yet awesome dog I know.”

Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon (Cullen Family Imagine)

WARNING(S): Anger issues, Cussing, Sadism, Sexism

“Did you see the way she brought that guy down though?!”

With a sigh, Edward chuckled at his brother,

“You have seen her bring down many people since we got here Emmett. What was the difference for today?”

Jasper’s eyes snapped to Edward,

“You and I both know what was different this time Edward. You could hear her thoughts. But I could feel them.”

Rosalie’s interest was now peaked,

“What’s different?”

Jasper and Edward shared a glance before Edward spoke lowly,

“She felt…. joy instead of remorse or guilt.”

◇◇◇◇◇ A Week Later
SONG: Winaloto by Tommy Cash

Whispers could be heard as soon as I stepped out of my car. With my headphones firmly on and some bass heavy music playing, I looked at no one and made my way into the school. A smirk formed from my lips as I noticed some of the looks of fear coming from my fellow student body. A fight was certain today. The teachers wouldn’t mind, I’m sure. They enjoy the entertainment just as anyone else.

My wait wasn’t long as Bella Swan and her boyfriend, Edward Cullen, decided to sit next to me at lunch. This of course was seen as an invitation for Emmett Cullen and Jasper Hale to join as well. Then of course Mike Newton and Tyler came. No one talked to me at first. Bella was the one who started though,

“So, y/n, do you like wrestling?”

Arching an eyebrow, I looked intently at the girl before nodding slowly. Mike then jumped in the conversation,

“Men’s wrestling is the best. More stunts and fighting compared to the women’s matches.”

Strike 1

“I mean, women’s wrestling is only allowed because we get to see girls in got outfits. It’s all staged for them anyway. Now the guys get all the tricks. There’s actually blood with WWE.”

Strike 2

I rolled my eyes but ignored the boy’s words until,

“Now women’s soccer has to be the most exciting. The fights that break out are too hot for words and more than half the players are lesbians anyway. I mean, haven’t you all seen Bend It Like Beckham? Obviously those two were lesbians but the studio just could film the lesbo sex scene we wanted.”

Strike 3.

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#144 Brooklyn Beckham – Birthday

You are at the Beckham’s house to surprise Brooklyn. He doesn’t know that you’re here and thinks that you aren’t able to come to his birthday party because of school and stuff. Yet, you flew all the way over to him just for his birthday.

Victoria lets you in and you put your stuff down in the guest bedroom before she leads you to Brooklyn’s room. She opens the door and you and her get inside. “Brooklyn, wake up.” Victoria says as you walk over to the bed. Brooklyn responses with a groan and rolls onto his stomach. “(Y/N) is here.” She says, making Brooklyn groan again.

“That joke got old, mum.” He mumbles.

“What joke?” You ask and Brooklyn instantly gets up. He kneels on the his bed, wearing nothing but boxers. His hair is a mess and his eyes wide open as he realizes that you’re really standing right in front of him. It’s quiet in the room as Victoria takes a step back and leaves you and Brooklyn alone.

“Happy Birthday!” You break the silent with a smile on your lips.

“YOU’RE HERE!” Brooklyn exclaims and pulls you to his chest. He wraps his arms around your waist and holds you tightly. With his arms still around you, he gets off the bed and stands right in front of you. You and him stand there hugging each other until he lifts you up. You wrap your legs around his hips and kiss his cheek. “I missed you.” Brooklyn mumbles.

“I missed you more.” You say as he lets you down. You cup his cheeks as his hands rest on your waist. Brooklyn smirks at you and you lead his lips closer to yours until you kiss. Brooklyn holds you tighter, deepening the kiss.

“But I thought you couldn’t come.” Brooklyn says when you pull apart.

“Victoria and David flew me in.” You tell him, making him smile from ear to ear.

“Best birthday gift ever.” He says and kisses you again. You kiss him back but pull away after a few moments because it’s going to be a long day.

“We can do whatever you want, so get ready.” You say to him and are about to leave his room, but he pulls you back.

“Wait here.” He says and you take a deep breath.

“Alright.” You say and sit down on his bed. Brooklyn disappears in his bathroom and minutes later he comes back again, wearing jeans and a tank top. “It’s kinda cold outside.” You tell him.

“Fine.” He chuckles and disappears again. Brooklyn comes out, wearing a coat.

“Too formal?” You ask and he takes a deep breath.

“Right.” He say and leaves again. You laugh, waiting for him to come back. When he does, he wears a white sweater and a black jacket over it.

“Perfect.” You say and he smirks. “Where do you want to go?” You ask him. He doesn’t answer, takes his backpack and your hand before you leading you out of the house. Brooklyn doesn’t let your hand go as you and him walk further away from the house. You and him talk about your flight and other random things as Brooklyn kicks a tin can in front of his feet.

“Look I can do tricks.” He says and throw the tin can into the air. He kicks it with his foot and it flies to the other side of the road. You burst out laughing and clap your hands. “Wasn’t that bad.” Brooklyn says and wraps his arms around you. You don’t answer and just laugh. “I missed your laugh.” Brooklyn say and kisses your cheek. He takes a step back and opens his backpack. Seconds later he holds his camera in his hands and takes a picture of you laughing at him. He only stops to take pictures when you cover the lens with your hand.

“Don’t take pictures of me when I’m laughing.” You tell him and want to take the camera away from him but Brooklyn somehow manages to get his arms around your waist from behind.

“Why? You look gorgeous… all the time.” Brooklyn smiles before kissing your cheek. You can’t help it but giggle as you turn around in his arms.

“I love you.” You say and wrap your arms around him.

“I love you too (Y/N).” Brooklyn smiles and kisses you passionately.

MASTERLIST

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Beckham Boy pt.2 (Cristiano Ronaldo X Brooklyn Beckham imagine)

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I looked between Pai and David as they sat on the couch chatting as if it was just some other normal day. Which to them it kind of was any other day, meanwhile I on the other hand was freaking out on the inside. Brooklyn sat next to his Dad looking around the house. 

“So this is your girl?” David asked

Pai nodded, “My oldest, Y/N”

David smiled extending his hand out to me, I looked at his hand and smiled before shaking it. “Nice to meet you Y/N” He said

I smiled nervously, “Nice to meet you too” I said

Pai chuckled, and I shot him a look. “This is my son, Brooklyn” He said introducing 

Pai smiled shaking his hand, “I’ve heard about you plenty, Brooklyn” Pai said

I gave him a look, and he just laughed. “I-I’m going to finish my homework” I said getting up from the couch

Just as I was about to make it to the couch, Pai spoke up, “Y/N why don’t you show Brooklyn around the house, see if Junior’s up yet” 

I turned slowly to look at Pai, “Yeah but that home-”

“If you count staring at pictures online homework, wouldn’t you rather show him around the house?” He asked

I stared at him, “Fine” I said

Brooklyn chuckled getting up and following me, at first it was silent but I thought I was really going to just explode right here on the spot. My heart feels like exploding, or like it’s going to pop out of my chest any moment and do some little dance on the floor. 

“So you’re the oldest?” Brooklyn asked breaking the silence

I nodded, “Yeah, it’s just Junior and I” 

He nodded, “Do you guys ever fight over anything?”

I chuckled, “You’d be surprised”

Brooklyn smiled, “Really? I didn’t think two Ronaldo children would fight over anything that they could just get two of” He said

I shrugged, “I thought the same thing, but our fighting isn’t all the time. It’s mainly over minor things honestly” 

Brooklyn raised an eyebrow, “Like what?” He asked as we turned a corner

“Mostly food, like the pineapples in the fridge or the candy that our Avo gives us. Things like that” I said 

Brooklyn started laughing, “I think you guys are the first pair of siblings I’ve heard fight over food” He said

I nodded chuckling, we continued walking throughout the house talking every now and then as I showed him the different rooms and stuff. Eventually we’d made it to Junior’s room, when we walked in he was sitting on his bed the TV on. 

As he looked over he looked confused while looking at Brooklyn, “Irma don’t I know him?” Junior asked

My eyes widened, “No!” I said

“But didn’t you-”

I rushed over placing my hand over his mouth, “You don’t know him, this is the first time you’re meeting him right?” I said

Junior caught on and nodded his head, getting off his bed and walking over to Brooklyn. “You’re tall” Junior said

Brooklyn chuckled bending down to his height, “My name is Brooklyn, what’s yours?” He asked

Junior looked over to me, and I nodded. “My name is Cristiano Ronaldo jr.”

Brooklyn smiled, “That’s why you guys call him Junior?” Brooklyn asked

I nodded, “It’s a handful to say all the time, so Junior is the next best thing” I told him

The three of us walked out of Juniors room, and continued the tour around the house. We’d finally made it back to the living room, and the conversation we’d walked into made me want to turn back and never come back. “Brooklyn does the same thing, he’s always on her page.”

“He’s not as bad as Y/N, she screams every time his photo comes on the screen” 

The two laughed, and I could really feel my face just go red. After a while the two looked over, “Oh you guys are done already?” Pai said

Both Brooklyn and I nodded, “Great let’s go out to eat since you guys have come all the way to Spain.”Pai said

David nodded, “Let’s”

The Signs As Boyfriends

Aries: (Paul Rudd, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Downey Jr.) The Jealous Boyfriend. If you reblogged that post circulating that said you find tall jealous boys attractive, an Aries is the boy for you. If you want to ask wether or not the dress makes you look fat and not be lied to, an Aries is the boy for you. They will never be ashamed of you and will always have your back.

Taurus: (David Beckham, George Clooney, Al Pacino) The Suave Boyfriend. If the famous quote from Breakfast at Tiffany’s, “He’s all right — I suppose. If you like dark, handsome, rich-looking men with passionate natures and too many teeth.” seems to fit your perfect description for a boyfriend, a Taurus is the boy for you. They can knock you dead with the flick of a lighter or snap of a finger.

Cancer: (Tom Cruise, Benedict Cumberbatch, Adrien Grenier) The Shy and Reserved Boyfriend. If you don’t like going out in public and would rather curl up in a blanket to “watch Netflix and chill” a Cancer is the boyfriend for you. If you want a constant supply of deep love and affection, a Cancer is the boyfriend for you. They will let you know how important you are to them and how much the relationship means on a daily.

Gemini: (Chris Pratt, Johnny Depp, Shia LaBeouf) The Social Take-Home-To-Your-Parents Boyfriend. If you want someone to do the talking for you, a Gemini is the boyfriend for you. If you want someone to introduce you to a new world and friend circle, a Gemini is the boyfriend for you. They are very socially fluent and can save you from embarrassment in any situation.

Leo: (Daniel Radcliffe, Steve Carell, Ben Barnes) The Funny Boyfriend. If you want someone to always keep you laughing and on your toes, a Leo is the boyfriend for you. If you want someone to constantly tell you how amazing you are, a Leo is the boyfriend for you. A Leo’s loyalty will be to you and only you.

Virgo: (Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Paul Walker) The Perfectionist/Pampering Boyfriend. If you want someone who is always going to remember the GPS or the car charger or to shut the garage door, a Virgo is the boyfriend for you. If you want someone who will give and give and give to prove themselves to you, a Virgo is the boyfriend for you. They have a very caring nature about them and will be entirely invested in the relationship.

Libra: (Will Smith, Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman) The Cute Boyfriend That All Your Friends Like. If you want someone who’s going to impress your friends, a Libra is the boyfriend for you. If you want someone who’s going to keep things interesting, Libras the boyfriend for you. He’ll have all the traits you’ve ever looked for in a boyfriend but be careful because these boys are known to be flirts.

Scorpio: (Matthew McConaughey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ryan Gosling) The Intense and Protective Boyfriend. If you want someone who’s going to throw every last bit of themselves into a relationship, a Scorpio is the boyfriend for you. If you want someone who’s going to be open about their emotions and feelings, a Scorpio is the boyfriend for you. They put love above everything else.

Sagittarius: (Aaron Carter, Adam Brody, Brad Pitt) The Most Likely To Be A Sugar Baby On The LowLow Boyfriend. If you want someone who’s going to constantly keep things different and interesting, a Sagittarius is the boyfriend for you. If you want someone who’s going to be great in bed, a Sagittarius is also the perfect boyfriend for you. While they won’t provide you with material objects they will provide you with all the adventures your heart could desire.

Capricorn: (Nicolas Cage, Jared Leto, Liam Hemsworth) The Working Boyfriend. If you want someone who’s going to come home from a long day at work and tell you about everything that happened and how you were on their mind all day, a Capricorn is the boyfriend for you. If you want someone you know you will look at with love and happiness, and be proud of, a Capricorn is the boyfriend for you. They will always make you feel safe in any situation and always be there to take care of you as long as you are loyal.

Aquarius: (Christian Bale, John Travolta, Ashton Kutcher) The Boyfriend With Benefits. If you want someone who is going to show you another side of romance that you’ve never seen before, an Aquarius is the boyfriend for you. If you want someone who is going to look at you and only you like you’re the only thing on this planet, Aquarius is the boyfriend for you. They will always have a unique opinion and outlook on life.

Pisces: (Bruce Willis, Daniel Craig, Emile Hirsch) The Dreamy Boyfriend. If you want someone who’s going to sweep you out from under your feet and capture your heart on the first date, a Pisces is the boyfriend for you. If you want a mysterious guy who is always full of new stories and ideas, a Pisces is the boyfriend for you. They will always have a fact that you didn’t know and will make you look at things from a different point of view.

Brooklyn Beckham - You’re welcome

I had a dream about Brooklyn, it was something like this, but we were in an apocalypse… but I didn’t write it into it lol. Hope you’ll like my first Brooklyn imagine

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“I hate her! And I hate my mom for making me do this!” Brooklyn raged as he stormed into my room without knocking or anything, but I was already used to him.

“May I ask what we are talking about?” I sighed sitting up and I put my biology book aside to pay all my attention to him.

“Remember Darla?” he asked throwing himself down to the bed.

“The annoying daughter of your mother’s friend,” I asked thinking about the name. I only met her once, but that was more than enough. She would shut up the whole time and was only talking about herself, like, who cares girl?

“Yes! Oh God, my mom told me she is coming over today and I have to hang out with her and maybe ask out.”

“What? Why should you ask her out?” I asked feeling my stomach churning. I didn’t like the thought of him dating someone. We may had been best friends for long years, but I also wanted it to be something more, I was just waiting for him to make the first step. But in the meanwhile I absolutely didn’t want him to go on dates with other girls.

“I have no idea! She said something about a douche that dumped her, but I don’t know why I have to be the one who hits on her,” he growled shutting his eyes closed. I tugged my hair behind my ears thinking what he should do, and then I had an idea that could help him out.

“What if you had someone?” I asked looking at him. He peaked up at me curiously and furrowed his eyebrows.

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, that your mom wouldn’t force you to date her if you already had a girlfriend. And if you want, I can be your fake girlfriend,” I explained. He raised his eyebrows at me sitting up.

“You would do that?”

“Sure, we are friends,” I smiled at him a bit painfully. I knew this fake relationship thing would just make it worse for me, but I was willing to take this risk to help him.

Later that day we went over to their house to get over this whole Darla thing. We stood at the door trying to get ready for our act.

“We have to convince my mom, don’t care about Darla.”

“Victoria will know that we are faking it,” I said looking up at him as I chew on my bottom lip. She knew both of us so well I was afraid she wouldn’t fall for it.
He stared at me for a moment before shaking his head.

“We can do it. Come on.” He grabbed my hand, laced our fingers together and we walked inside. I immediately heard Victoria’s laugh from the kitchen as she was talking to someone. Brooklyn pulled me towards the voices and then I saw his mom with Darla in the kitchen.

“Oh, you are home I was just…” Victoria started, but then her eyes shifted to our hands and then she looked up at his son in surprise. “Didn’t know Y/N was coming over. Is there something you would like to tell me, Honey?” she asked with a charming smile.

Darla was just sitting there staring at me and I started to feel uncomfortable.

“Uh, sure,” he nodded and all three of us walked into the living room leaving Darla alone. I had no idea what was about to happen, but I wanted to convince Victoria, so I was just going with the flow.

“So, I can see something new,” she smiled at us crossing her arms on her chest taking a good look at us.

“Yeah, Mom, Y/N and I are kind of dating.”

“Since when?” she raised her eyebrows.

“Not so long ago, but Mom, it’s privacy, we already talked about it,” he replied rolling his eyes.

“Sure. If you are dating, can I see a lovely kiss?” I knew she would want to see proof, my heart started to beat really fast, but I tried to keep it together.

“Mom, are you kidding? Which teenage boy would want to kiss in front of his mother?”

“Do I look like I care?” she sassed back and I knew she wouldn’t let it go, so I had to do something.

“I don’t wa-“ Brooklyn started, but I grabbed his neck and pulled his head down so I could kiss him.

He was taken aback from my action, but a moment later he put his arms around me and kissed me back. I imagined this a million times, but it never included his mom watching us. Could a first kiss be even more awkward? His kiss was quite convincing, it felt like he wasn’t even doing it for the show.

Keeping it short we had to pull away and I saw a smug grin on Victoria’s face, then Brooklyn spoke up.

“Mom, can you leave us alone for a minute?” he asked confusing me, I didn’t know what could be so important in that situation.

“Sure, I’ll be in the kitchen,” she nodded walking out of the room.

“What’s wro-“ Now he was the one to cut me off.

He grabbed me by the waist and pulled me to him kissing me fiercely. This wasn’t just an act, it was real. He kissed me because he wanted to. I hugged his neck tightly not wanting to let him go. He pushed me against the wall without breaking our kiss. We made out for long minutes before we were able to stop. My chest was rising and falling heavily as I tried to inhale as much air as I could.

“This fake thing is over here,” he told me looking into my eyes. “It’s real.”

I didn’t even need to reply anything, everything was clear. Victoria ditched her plan on hooking Brooklyn up with Darla and left us alone. I spent the afternoon with him and even though we were mostly just kissing, this was still the best day I had ever had.

When I was about to leave and we were standing at the front door, Victoria came up to us.

“You’re welcome,” she smiled at us.

“For what?” he asked saying the exact same thing I was thinking about.

“For bringing you together. You think I wanted you to date Darla? She is annoying,” she said rolling her eyes. “I knew you would make this play and it would bring you together. So you’re welcome, son.”

She walked away with a satisfied grin on her face and I couldn’t believe she did this to us, but I was thankful to her. Without her I would have still been in the friend zone waiting for him to do something.

I owed her big time.

Clinging to This Hating Game 4/?

(Yes I got the title wrong on the last chapter, that’s what happens when you try to post form work)

For the @prompt-a-klainefic blog’s 2017 Reverse Bang

Link to the art by @datshitrandom

the prompt:

Kurt and Blaine couldn’t stand each other in high school, maybe one was a jock/cheerleader and the other a nerd/glee clubber. Or they were bitter rivals for competition solos if they were both in glee club. Now they both live in NY and their friends set them up on a blind date, not knowing they went to the same high school.

High School AU, Cheerio!Kurt, Jock!Blaine
Rating: Explicit
Warnings:  some bullying and homophobic language, teenage sex
Word Count: ~3800 (this chapter)

Thanks as always to my superbeta @mshoneysucklepink.

Everything wonky is my fault.

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On tumblr: Ch 1, Ch 2, Ch 3

Just a quick disclaimer: It just so happens that the only production of Bye Bye Birdie I have ever seen was a middle school production; I have never seen any film version or a staged version done by adults. I did review some high school productions on youtube while I was writing this chapter.

I only mention it because the school version and the movie version have some different staging, and I definitely had the school version in my head. It’s not a huge part of the action, but it is in there so I thought I should clear that up.

Chapter 4

Kurt did his best to avoid talking to Blaine after their confrontation in the locker room.

Football season was over two weeks later anyway, so there were fewer run-ins in said locker room to try and avoid.

Of course dodging him altogether was impossible, with rehearsals for sectionals and the musical starting up in earnest. But those were both group events, and Kurt could be a professional. In fact it would be excellent practice for when he was a working actor. After all, there was no guarantee you would always get along with everyone in the cast of a show. Kurt convinced himself that he was even looking forward to the challenge.

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The best parts of Where We Are audiobook

Niall’s sounds the most scripted like he actually took time to think about these questions, and write down his responses.

He has one of the best vocabularies in the band.

“Didn’t get to finish school or do his exams.”

The fact that there was one suitcase in Niall’s house that they actually referred to as “the little suitcase.”

Laughing when he said, “Obviously we’ve managed to last more than six months.”

“Slugged it out in the back of a Mercedes van?” Slugged it out? In a Mercedes Niall, really?

“The band’s horizon’s seemed to be getting bigger and bigger every day.”

About the fans: “The fans are out of this world helping us.” He loves us.

Talking about when he got kicked out of a cab when they heard they got number one. “Me and my friend were just punching the head off each other and having a laugh.”

“Struts.”

“I don’t really get homesick where as some of the lads would, but it’s not going to last forever so might as well enjoy it as much as I can now.”

About the trip to Ghana. “People out there are incredible, their spirits are mindboggling. You can only try your best for them when you admire them so much.” He was great talking about this.

He has the best perspective about the trip out of all the boys. When he’s talking about the water and how he’s got a fridge at home full of it and taps, but they don’t have a bit of it. You can tell that he appreciated and really felt what the trip was supposed to be about.

“For a man who loves his sleep that can only be good to be fair. I do waste a lot of my life sleeping.”

“YOU EITHER WANT TO BE PAPPED OR YOU DON’T.” He didn’t scream that, I just thought all caps were important there.

“do the job so home then mostly sit in my house. I don’t go on many holidays. I prefer to sit in my house mostly.”

“London Premiere best day he’s had in his career to date.” Then he goes on to name 800 other things that he liked too, “but the film premiere is 100% right up there. It was a huge moment for us…..”

“Them two idiots up the back.” Him and Louis at the Premiere/

“In typical One Direction style we were terrible at it.”

Success of Midnight Memories “We were just delighted.” I love how he says delighted.

“He brought me down to Chelsea and I became part of the furniture down there.” About his rehab after his knee surgery.

“We were confident of One Direction, and we work hard to make the band succeed.”

“Trepidation.” Great Word.

“Typical mad One Direction Style.”

“Croke Park was a special one.”

Best Ending: “but you know what? I’m still mad about being in this band.”

 

Liam

“I’d come home completely covered in mud after playing football, eventually I had a pair of trousers for every single day of the week cause it was impossible for my mom to keep up with the washing.”

“Sitting in half my classes covered in mud.”

“My dad was amazing. He was my driving force to get out there and perform to people.”

“Maybe he wasn’t that crazy after all, maybe he can just see the future.”

“You know about all the dreadful disappointment about being rejected them like the overwhelming excitement of being put into a band with these other four lads, but to this day the moment they revealed they were putting us into One Direction is still the most amazing memory it’s still hard to believe.” They always talked about this, but never described like that.

“It’s hard to think we were thrown into the deep end so quick.”

“Our guardian angel was our fans.” Liam loves us too. Bless his little heart.

“an army of fans out there promoting and championing our band which you know you really can’t buy. So brilliant.” Keep the compliments coming.

“I feel like we haven’t really celebrated that.” Talking about the first album tour.

“You have to respect the idea that you just can’t walk out on to an arena stage.”

“Proper New York cold.”

How he says Lady Gaga and crazy in this sentence here “I think we set a new record beating Lady Gaga which was craazzyy.” It was funny.

“I remember staying up til stupid o’clock in the morning signing 500 CDS.”

The school trip story to the O2 a.k.a the Millennium Dome: “but I was just a dippy kid back then so my parents thought Ruth (his sister) would remember and appreciate the day more than me cause I’d been just bouncing off the walls and doing stupid stuff. So I did a little chuckle to myself when I got there ass I actually got to the millennium dome for free.” 

“This job can make you very self centered if you’re not careful.”

“and I was absolutely terrible at listening which I always have been.”

Class of 92 movie premiere: “He (David Beckham) like clocked me from across the room and you know when lads give each other the nod? Well, like I kind of gave him the nod cause he was saying like wazup (yes, wazup, that is not a typo), and he gave me the nod back, and then to my like shock he came over and said like hey how’s it going you alright Liam and shook my hand, and I was like this is mad like David Beckham just gave me the manly nod from the other side of the room and that’s like the sickest thing like….”

YES HE SAID LIKE THAT MANY TIMES. IT IS LIAM’S #FAVORITE WORD.

And no, I didn’t make that story up, oh, though I wish I had.

Louis

“I think I’ve always had persistence which I suppose I probably got from my mom, uh, she always encouraged me to do what I wanted to do and always just told me to give it my best and that’s what I try to do.”

“My mom’s pretty much the first person I go to for advice. You know I have a great relationship with my mom.” The first few minutes are devoted to talking about his momma, and I love that.

“We can travel the world which I don’t think, well, I know I wouldn’t have even been to America nevermind all the amazing places we’ve been at this age.”

“Doncaster is great, but you know I kind of wanted to see the world.”

“Even when we try our hardest to be sensible and mature we don’t do a very good job.”

Proof that Louis has seen This is Us, at least more than a couple of times. “You get taken away and bang you’re in this lifestyle and it is very alien.” Paul said nearly this same thing in the movie.

He loses his train of thought for a second when he’s talking about where he’s from. “ not many people from Donny record many albums, but anyway.” He says that ending very fast.

“There were often times I stand there and wonder how much the comments were relevant to me because my contributions to the band in my opinion at that time were so small.” Poor babe, but look at ya now.

“Delighted to be in the band.” Do they all say this word so wonderfully?

“It’s only been about since Midnight Memories that album that I’ve really felt comfortable with my voice.”

About the fans: “Little superfans trying to spread the word throughout the world.” More proof that Louis literally watches This Is Us every night before he goes to bed. Simon says this near the beginning of the movie, talking about the superfans.

The mattress story: “You wouldn’t get that now (the hesitation) they’d be straight down.”

“Four countries in four days.” Did he mean states?”

About a fan encounter after coming back from a tour. “It all got a bit aggressive I think I got me hoodie ripped off from me and I remember they dragged us into this tiny office with some police officers and the fans were outside surrounding it just banging on the walls. Yeah, it was intense. It definitely made us think there is some proper support there.”

About his man crush on David Beckham: “I’ve always idolized David Beckham. I just think he’s the coolest guy ever. Two or three of the lads me him before ME ( His tone is all like, How dare they?), and they had pictures with him right and I just saw these pictures on twitter and I was like what’s going on here I’d love to have met David, Becks, but anyway I did get to meet him in the end. I went to the Class of 92 premiere and uh, I’m just rubbish. I was trying to be cool, but you just can’t. I mean what do you say that is remotely impressive to David Beckham.”

He uses we a lot, not really I. It’s we did this, or we wanted that. That’s very interesting.

About Midnight Memories: “That we had a real, that we felt like we had a proper creative input on, not just a little bit, but we felt that we had a say over the whole thing.”

“it’s incredibly rewarding to be able to make music.”

“We’re very lucky that we have great fans that I feel like if we messed up on stage I wouldn’t really feel that embarrassed because I feel like they’re so behind you anyway that it’s cool and they kind of put you at ease too which is a nice feeling which is why it almost encourages us to mess about and be a little off the cuff on stage because they made it easy for us in that way.”

“I just feel like a Donny lad that got lucky.”

“Maybe when were older and wiser we might be able to put some perspective on it, but….it’s cool.

Zayn

“My own personality, individually….”

About playing characters/ acting: “When you’re in a band and you’re just portraying who you are as maybe as you know as a musical artist if you’re just trying to sing and be able the music then you’re just being yourself and I think behind that is, is probably the coolest thing to do, but at the same time it also adds pressure because that’s just you and that’s just who you are.”

Even to the sense that like when I was twelve or thirteen, I kind of still thought there’d be a chance I’d get super powers and be a superhero. So, I was definitely a dreamer. It took me a bit longer to grow out of that.” He shouldn’t have. I liked this version of Zayn better to be honest.

Reiterating: “Yeah, I was definitely a dreamer.”

The story we’ve heard 8,000 times about how Louis told him about the plane doing the loopdy loop the first time he was ever on a plane. Like you can just see Louis, stoic face, calm, just flat out lying to Zayn just to mess with him.

While on the X-Factor: “And we were in this little box room with bunk beds and a single bed.” Okay, so, who demanded the single bed?

Also the X-Factor: “And just seeing other people’s behavior, and you know how they would act and how they would do something or whatever and we were like maybe necessarily we don’t want to do it that way maybe we want to be a bit cooler about that you know we don’t want to wear our sunglasses inside and be weird.”

Liam mentioned some cattiness from the other contestants during his bit, I wonder how much of that they faced directly.

“Instead of being something else we were just interested in each other, and looking after each other, and being a band and being what we were about.”

About people recognizing them from the X-Factor: “one of the biggest shows…in the U.K. at that point.” Shady….or no?

“Somebody else…” “a different band” I’m pretty sure he’s the only one who didn’t name Big Time Rush directly.

About the blonde streak: “I forgot that I had the Olympics the next day?” Really???? Side eyes him suspiciously.

Good phrase: “You’ve made more of a noise.” I liked that.

“Sometimes I look to solo artists and feel a bit sorry for them.” Huh?

Harry

“I think I had a nice upbringing. My family was really nice to me.” Then he laughs because was that too sarcastic or not? Laugh, Harry, laugh so they know you were just joking.

“I grew up thinking everyone’s equal, everyone’s the same.”

When he looks at stuff from the X-Factor: “I look like I’m about twelve, and uh, I think it’s amazing to try to comprehend the fact that I was a kid.” – I read that way too heartbreakingly than I’m sure he meant it.

“Walking into a record label I always felt like I was walking onto a different planet.”

Describing the record studio: “There was like marble everywhere and it was all like shiney.”

About being excited about releasing the first album, the first songs after all the support the fans had given them before there was even an album. “It was time for us to give them something back.”

“I think we were just praying that people liked it because if they didn’t they’d be like uh, oh okay, maybe not I’ll go home.”

“The album had just gone number two,” mumbles…”thanks, Rhianna.” This kid is such a dork.

Then he talks about his hard on for sunshine, and all things being outside for at least five minutes.

Example: “Even if your car breaks down you’re just chilling in the sun for a bit. It’s actually not that bad.”

When they talk about coming back to the U.K. after that first major tour and getting chased by all those girls they all sound so excited, like of I got me hoodie ripped off and Liam lost a shoe and girls were banging on the walls and police had to escort us out, but It was totally great, would recommend 10 out of 10… except for Niall, I’m pretty sure the poor kid was traumatized…. That, or they are still in that I don’t want to offend anyone area.

Example: “We ended up going out in like a riot van which was probably a little over the top, but uh,…. It was fun.”

How he says, “Shopping mall.”

About all the promo and etc. “It was important for us to like justify why the album was number one.”

“Standing on the stage used to make me really nervous.” But look at you now….

About the second album: “I think you just want to people to hear it, and think it’s wicked.”

About putting out new material: “I think first of all you want people to not hate it then if people don’t’ hate it you want them to like it and if people like it you’re like uh,…..”

His thoughts on getting number one: “Then I was like sick, then it hit me.”

“My job, if you can call it a job.”

The trip to Ghana. He talks about it so well. “That it is different when you see it on TV than when you witness it in real life. The thing that triggers a different emotion is like all your senses are taken over by what’s going on, the smell, the smoke, the heat….”

“I think a big difference is made up of a bunch of little differences.”

“I think gossip is natural.” That would explain his sort of distance that he puts between him and any sort of news that goes out about him. It’s because he knows that its constantly in flux, and anything he says will only be magnified, and that it will make it stay around longer if he does. There just hasn’t been anything out that he really feels like he needs to comment on, but I think he would if he felt it was necessary.

“It’s important to remember that the job and the lifestyle aren’t normal.”

“It’s always going to be us the people who went through it.”