i want this with subs!

Hey there kiddos I’m here to tell you a thing you might not of known

So, in the “Google Gets An Upgrade” video, some of you might not have recognized that outro music, so let me share it with ya

This is the slenderman song. Mark and Cyndago made this in February of 2014, (actually when I realized I enjoyed Mark’s content). Mark used ( or well, still uses) the instrumental of this song for horror skits, I’m not sure if you can find the instrumental, I followed Cyndago on my soundcloud back on 2014 and never saw it but it might be there.

But anyway, there’s a fun fact for you!

there are few places to be that are more dangerous than between me and fresh pizza
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Hongbin vs. Makeup 💄

haechan: if you think chenle’s teaser photos came out the best, raise your hand!
jisung: *raises hand immediately*
haechan: don’t just pick him because he picked you! (chenle had picked mark and jisung as his favorites earlier)
jisung: no, seriously! i really like them! in that photo, his nose *pointing to the picture* that one, i really like how it came out
haechan: oh, that’s right. that one is really cute.
jisung: let me get up. *goes to grab the picture of chenle*
jisung: honestly doesn’t he look younger (more like a dongsaeng) than me?
chenle: *off screen* hey, hey!
jisung: *smiles knowingly* ah, he’s seriously cute. wow, cute, cute.
chenle: you’re also cute!!
jisung: no i’m not
chenle: *grabs pictures of jisung* i like these two pictures of jisung the best, this one is really cute! *showing jisung* please do the pose!
jisung: no, it’ll be too different
chenle: please do it!
jisung: *does the pose*

babies calling each other cute💕

so there’s been a fair amount of discussion on harry’s lyrics, both here and from reviews, but i thought i would make a handy guide on the REAL meaning behind the songs on the album, Harry Styles by Harry Styles, otherwise known as Emotional Erection:

meet me in the hallway: im sad

sign of the times: ????   ?? …… ??????? ?

carolina: party antics 

two ghosts: still sad

sweet creature: i can be a nice wholesome boy when i want to be

only angel: im a sub

kiwi: im still a sub

ever since new york: im sad yet again

woman: to the surprise of no one, im still a sub

from the dining table: i like to cry and jerk off, in no particular order. maybe even simultaneously 

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precious unicorn strikes again… + a regretful(?) jongdae lmao

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Happy Valentines day everyone! I’m proud to announce that my scifi romance novella Rocket Romance is available for pre-order today on Amazon

I have a goal that I’m trying to achieve with my novella. I want to break into the top 100 ranking of the romance science fiction sub category on Amazon.

My book only cost $1.00 even if you cant buy it sharing this post will be a big help! Thank you!

Oh shit, guess who just hit 15 million subs when I was asleep!
More seriously, @therealjacksepticeye , if you ever get to read this… Wich I doubt ‘cause there are millions of drawings waaayyy better from more talented people, anyways, if you do see this silly message, I just want to say thank you and congratulations on 15 million subs! We are so proud of you Jack! You are such an inspiration for me and a lot of people everyday, thank you for that. I don’t think I’d still be here or I don’t think I’d have the guts to try and make my dreams come true without you, you’re such a genuinely good person and everything surrounding you just makes me happy. I actually reached a good level in English by watching your and Mark’s videos. Thank you for all the laughs you bring to my life everyday, for indirectly encouraging me to be a better person, a better artist, a better daughter, a better sister, a better friend… Just one more time, thank you, AND CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING BOSS! HIGH FIVE ✋

Last Chapter Update

Whoo. My week has been packed and I am very tired and ouchy. I also just spent the last hour and a half doing some major Home organizing and crunched  some numbers according to my plot outline:

There are 57 drawings remaining; 27 of those are absolutely essential and must be included in the last chapter. I just counted my drawings and I have 30 (almost 31!) finished.

Which brings us back to my original claim back in August that the last chapter would have 60 drawings (31+27 = close enough). The drawings that aren’t essential would be adorable and funny, but I think I will have to omit them since… Since I don’t want to post the last chapter in 2021.

Soooooo according to my calculations, since it takes me about 4 days (14-24 solid hours) to complete one drawing, it will take me 108 days to finish the last essential 27…. AKA, 3.5 months. Factoring in family dinners and other distractions, I’ll round up to four months. So…

New estimate: Chapter 18 will be posted in late June.

A few have already started proclaiming their disapproval/lost interest due to the time I’ve spent already. I really want you, my beautiful and kind readers, to know that it pains me dearly to delay the last chapter as long as I am, but I’m adamant about ending Home right. These drawings are very warm, colorful and detailed, and it will wrap up everything in the best, fuzziest, happiest way.

Thank you for your endless patience ♥

evidence that david wymack is the best character in this entire series, part i

The Foxhole Court

  • “I want my subs at the wall cheering them on, but if you trip up a referee, I will cut you.”
  • “Watch me beam with pride. It’s not your job to take care of yourself anymore.”
  • Wymack sliced a hand across his throat and jerked his thumb over his shoulder. Neil hoped he was right in translating it as “Let’s get the hell out of here.”
  • “Do you have any idea how much I hate coming home and finding you in my apartment?”
  • Wymack only recruited athletes from broken homes. His decision to turn the Foxhole Court into a halfway house of sorts was nice in theory, but it meant his players were fractured isolationists who couldn’t get along long enough to get through a game.
  • “Are you done wasting my oxygen yet?”
  • “Kevin, wake that dingbat without getting punched in the face.”
  • “You have five seconds to get your retarded psycho ass to my apartment! You even think about telling me no and I swear to god I’ll throw Kevin’s contract down the garbage disposal.”
  • “Your opinion has been noted and dismissed,” Wymack said. “Anything else, or are you going to start signing stuff?”
  • “I am going to drop you off at the dorm and spend the rest of the day drinking. Damage control can wait until tomorrow.”
  • “Kevin, you’re out if your hand so much as itches. Don’t be stupid tonight.”
  • “Coach Wymack was the only one I could think of turning to, and he didn’t disappoint me.”
  • Wymack snapped his fingers in front of Andrew’s face, trying to get Andrew to look at him instead of Neil.
  • “Damn it all to hell. Hemmick! You were supposed to wake them up ten miles ago.”
  • “Did you think I made the team the way it is because I thought it would be a good publicity stunt? It’s about second chances, Neil. Second, third, fourth, whatever, as long as you get at least one more than anyone else wanted to give you.”
  • “We saw their files,” Wymack said. “We chose you.”
  • “Breaking news: I don’t care.”
  • Neil wasn’t quite ready to face Andrew yet and he didn’t want to deal with this teammate’s curiosity over his prolonged absence, so he went to Wymack’s apartment instead.
  • “When I said Abby and I would look out for you, I didn’t mean you should pick a fight with Riko on national television,” Wymack said. “Should I have spelled that out beforehand?”

and my personal favorite for last

  • “God damn it, Minyard. This is why we can’t have nice things.”