i want this so bad i'd probably kill somebody for it

anonymous asked:

Heeeyyy :D I'd like to request something! Could you write please a BTS reaction to you being extra cuddly and wanting their attention? Thank you in advance! ^^

A/N: Heeeeyyy, I wrote this assuming that the reader is their gf because a clingy opposite gender friend felt weird and would -more or less- turn into a gf, anyway.


Originally posted by yoonmin

-Depending on his mood, I feel like Yoongi would either be REALLY ANNOYED or REALLY SOFT about this.
-but, even if he DOES like it; he’ll act all tsundere about it.
-“Aish, get awaaay~” He’d be all whiny. I’m so sure of it.
-He appreciates cuddles because it’s warm and comfy, though so, even if he’s annoyed; I think he would melt a little.
-In the end you’ll probably get him to cuddle with you, regardless of whether or not he found you annoying.
-Unless he’s in a REALLY EXTRA BAD MOOD and you ended up pushing his buttons more in which, you should probably get ready to cry.


Originally posted by maknaezyt

-I guess we all know this one.
-Even if he’s busy, I don’t think he’d be able to stand you.
-The only exception I can think of is when he’s losing at a video game.
-He might yell at you then because he gets INTENSE when he’s gaming.

-But, he’d instantly regret it so….
-I think it’s safe to say you’ll get your cuddles and attention no matter which way this plays out.


Originally posted by bwiseoks

“Cuddles? Attention? Okay….!
….after I cook, that is.”
-This guy would totally use this to his advantage and bargain with you.
-“Hm, how about you help me slice the vegetables first, then we’ll cuddle?”
-You’ll be tricked. Come on. We have to admit this.
-He’ll most likely get you to do a bunch of aegyo and stupid poses first before he finally gives you your cuddles, too.
-but, hey. 
-This means you got his attention early on so, who’s the real loser here?


Originally posted by jjeonguk

-He’d most likely be down for this but, he’d also be a shy, blushing mess.
-Sudden and VERY cringey cockiness will happen, as well.
-“Oh, does Bae want a hug? NAMDADDY’S GOT YOU!”
-By the time you get him to cuddle with you; you’re probably going to CHOKE him because he’s just TOO CUTE because he’s all shy but, also WAY TOO CRINGEY because he’s trying to be cool and confident.
-Overall, this will be a very confusing experience for the both of you.


Originally posted by iweedu

-This kid, somebody help him.
-He’s going to get so annoyed because he loves this so much.
-As in, on one hand, he loves this.
-On the other, he loves this TOO MUCH that, he’s losing his cool.
-He does not like losing his cool.
-So, in the end, this guy will pretend to cuddle all for your sake. As if he doesn’t really like this.
-but, we all know he loves it.


Originally posted by iamlatinaandilovekpop

-Would never say no (even in the restroom and, gosh. TMI. Sorry, everyone.)
-He’d always be super enthusiastic about this.
-You might actually get overwhelmed by the amount of attention he’ll give you.
-To the point where you’ll ask him to stop, even.
-but, too late.
-Cuddle time has begun and THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT.


Originally posted by littlebabyfox20

-This little mochi would get so red you might call an ambulance.
-He’ll act all annoyed at first but, a smile would break through and he’d start giggling like the baby that he is.
-I feel like the cuddles could become intense, though.
-I’ll leave it to you to interpret that any way you see fit.
-So, yeah.
-I’m pretty sure this guy would be another one who wouldn’t be able to resist and say no to you.

-And that’s it for that! I hope you enjoyed it!
​​​​​​Also, my requests are still open!

Garrett and Marian - Legacy Banters
  • Marian: Well... not quite how I imagined this family reunion going. I was envisioning more hugs and maybe some wine over dinner. Not attempted assassinations
  • Carver: Really? You think this is so abnormal for our family?
  • Marian: Well you got me there
  • ---
  • Bethany: What could our father have to do with this mess? The Carta have had more than enough time to try and find us
  • Garrett: I imagine that having two Champions of Kirkwall with the last name Hawke may have tipped them off
  • Bethany: But it's been three years since you and sis defeated the Arishok. Why wait that long?
  • Marian: Well I don't know about you, but if I was going to go after the people who killed an Arishok then I'd probably want to make a little time for planning, wouldn't you?
  • Carver: Do these morons strike you as the sensible type?
  • Marian: Two points in one day Carver? Don't tell me the Templars are actually drilling some wit into that skull of yours
  • Carver: *laughs* At least /my/ wit makes a point, dear sister
  • Bethany: Ooh, that had to hurt
  • Garrett: Do you need some healing for that one, Marian?
  • Marian: Oh shove off, all of you
  • ---
  • Garrett: And we're back in the Deep Roads
  • Marian: Oh it's not that bad. I mean... Look at all the... Ugh, no, you're right this is terrible. Let's all promise never to go to the Deep Roads after this. Three times is enough
  • Garrett: Three times? When was the second?
  • Marian: Um... well...
  • Carver and Bethany: *sing song voices* Somebody's in trouble
  • ---
  • Bethany: Varric wrote to me the other day
  • Garrett: Telling another of his stories, I bet. Was it the one about the high dragon, because that didn't really-
  • Bethany: No. He was giving me an update. On you, actually. I was... worried, so I wrote to him and asked
  • Garrett: I'm fine Beth. Really
  • Bethany: No you're not. Not yet. But I know you, and if anyone can get past it, you can
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • ---
  • Carver: You might want to be watch yourself, Garrett
  • Garrett: How come?
  • Carver: Ever since you sided with Orsino the other day, there's been... Rumours. Meredith isn't happy with you, and it's only because she allows it that you're still free
  • Garrett: So is she going to have me dragged to the Circle, or is she getting the Brand ready now?
  • Fenris: Don't say that
  • Carver: I would never let it get that far. But I thought I'd warn you, just in case you were thinking about making her mad
  • Garrett: I appreciate you telling me Carver. Don't worry. I'll be careful
  • ---
  • *after completing Malcolm's Will*
  • Marian: So... the stonework down here is... lovely, isn't it?
  • Carver: Not now, Mary
  • Marian: I was only... Alright
  • ---
  • Marian: Are you okay, Gary?
  • Garrett: I'm fine... Just...
  • Marian: He loved you. And Bethany. He'd be so proud of you
  • Garrett: You sound so sure of that
  • Marian: Of course I am. Because it's true. And don't let that nasty shit in your head tell you otherwise - it's a liar, remember
  • Garrett: *chuckles* Alright
  • Bethany: Be careful sister, people might think you've got a heart after all
  • Marian: *dramatically* Oh no! *clutches chest* I think... I think I'm getting feelings! Quick, someone beat them out of me!
  • Carver: *laughs* You be careful what you wish for sister
  • Isabela: I'd rather ride them out of you
  • Garrett: Ah, and there's the dirty line. I was starting to worry something was wrong Bela
  • Isabela: And you're as sweet as ever, Garrett
  • ---
  • Varric: Twenty silvers, that's my final offer. Take it or leave it Elf
  • Marian: What are you betting on, and why am I getting left out of it?
  • Varric: You want in? We're betting on what it'll take to get Junior and Waffles to hug
  • Garrett: *groans* You're not calling me 'Waffles' again, are you?
  • Varric: I have to. Every time I say 'Hawke' all four of you turn around. I'm being considerate
  • Carver: I bet there's /someone/ here who'd like to see him covered in syrup
  • Garrett: Carver!
  • Fenris: *embarrassed noises*
  • Isabela: Ooh, new friend-fiction idea!
  • Garrett: Don't you even dare!
  • Isabela: Too late, already dared. Can we make camp? I need to make notes
  • ---
  • Varric: Hey, Rivaini, I'm expecting royalties if that friend-fiction of yours gets published
  • Carver: When you didn't even come up with it?
  • Varric: You wouldn't have brought up syrup if I didn't call him Waffles
  • Garrett: Maker save me...
  • Bethany: And me...
  • Marian: Usually I like dirty things... But this is too far, even for me
  • Isabela: Are you saying you wouldn't like it if /I/ were covered in syrup?
  • Marian: Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realise you were my very hairy twin brother, Bela
  • Isabela: Well when you put it that way...
  • ---
  • Isabela: I always thought we were the loud ones, you know
  • Fenris: What?
  • Marian: I know right. Maybe they're just less shy about it now
  • Garrett: Do I want to know?
  • Isabela: You already know. Or did you deafen yourself?
  • Marian: To think, they don't need us shouting encouragement through the wall anymore. I'm so proud
  • Isabela: Our boys are growing up so fast. Maybe next they'll master foreplay
  • Carver: Oh Maker, I do not want to hear this
  • Bethany: Neither do I
  • Garrett: *loudly* And I would be very happy if we could stop talking about this. Right now
  • Isabela: Yeah, see. That kind of loud
  • Fenris: *deadpan* If you're so fascinated by Garrett being loud, then you must not be doing a very good job at making Marian scream, Isabela
  • Marian: Oooooooo
  • Isabela: Oh, you snarky little shit
  • Bethany: *loudly* If we could stop discussing my older brother's and sister's sex lives, I would appreciate it
  • Carver: *loudly* Oh look, more darkspawn. Let's kill them so we can stop talking about this
  • ---
  • Marian: So our choices are the nice, Tainted madman, or the mage who wants to let a darkspawn magister out of his hole in the ground? Why can we never make nice decisions, like what kind of wine to have with dinner?
  • Fenris: I agree. It is the only decision worth making
  • Marian: When you're not throwing it at the walls, I assume?
  • Fenris: That was six years ago
  • Marian: And you never offered me a glass
  • Fenris: You are recycling jokes now? Has the great Marian Hawke's wit finally lost it's edge?
  • Marian: Ooh, you are just asking for it now
  • ---
  • Varric: You okay Garrett? You've been a bit quiet since-
  • Garrett: I'm fine Varric. There's more important things to be worried about right now
  • Varric: It's not easy to realise that someone you looked up to wasn't quite what you imagined. You ever need to talk, you know where my suite is
  • ---
  • Isabela: So... is no one going to bring up the fact that Varric called Garrett by his name earlier?
  • Varric: What are you talking about Rivaini? Waffles and I were just having a friendly chat
  • Isabela: Don't bullshit me. You called him Garrett. I heard you
  • Varric: That doesn't sound like me, Rivaini
  • Marian: He called you by your name when Velasco carted you off to Castillon
  • Isabela: What?! No fair, I didn't get to hear!
  • ---
  • Bethany: Are you sure about this, brother?
  • Garrett: It has to be done
  • Bethany: I could do it. I am a Hawke after all, and a mage. You don't need to-
  • Garrett: No, Bethany
  • Bethany: But-!
  • Garrett: Bethy, if I let you use blood magic, I'd never be able to live with myself
  • Bethany: And if you do it, will you be able to live with it?
  • Garrett: I'd rather it be me than you
  • ---
  • Varric: If he pulls a dragon out of his ass, I'm leaving!
  • Marian: Oh great, and now he's almost certain to pull a dragon out of his arse! Way to go Varric
  • ---
  • Bethany: Here, you didn't get a chance to close that wound earlier
  • Garrett: Thank you
  • Fenris: I just hope it was worth it
  • Marian: Well we /did/ just kill a darkspawn magister. I can't wait to hear how Varric tells this one
  • Varric: Well I doubt I'll have to exaggerate a damn thing, considering how weird this shit is
  • Fenris: That isn't what I meant...
  • Garrett: I'd have avoided it if I could, but someone had to. And if it meant sparing my little sister from that...
  • Fenris: I understand. But... Please, just be more careful from now on
  • Garrett: I will, I promise
  • Isabela: You two are so sappy... It's actually rather cute

jemsquash  asked:

You're the perfect mix of salty and logical and I need help writing about a Naruto fail close to your heart. How do you think a situation would go with someone directly confronting Hiruzen about smol Naruto's living situation? I'd like to have a character reach over and throttle him, but that's probably not the right way to deal with a military dictator. Would he fail to see the problem, or play the bigger picture card?

There’s a plot hole here that I think is basically impossible to reconcile and which is caused by Kishimoto’s poor planning.

Basically, from a meta story perspective, Naruto needs to be in the dark about his origins. So the story tries its “everyone in the village is forbidden to talk about Naruto actually having the Nine Tailed Fox sealed within him and also him being the Fourth’s son, and also we’re going to give Naruto his mother’s surname” The reason being “to protect Naruto from enemies of the village/his father.”

Okay so far as it goes. Yes, it’s impossible in reality to expect an entire city to be able to keep that kind of a secret, especially in a world where we’re shown that the villages actively spy on each other, but I might be willing to suspend disbelief for that.

The problem is that Kishimoto then decided to make Naruto’s mother the previous jinchuuriki and to make her clan, the Uzumaki, such a powerful and famous clan that the swirl symbol everywhere in Konoha was in their honour. This immediately makes the entire thing absurd and goes beyond “willingly suspend your disbelief” level for me, personally. In what possible universe could giving Naruto the surname Uzumaki hide him from enemies? In the universe Kishimoto gave him that surname–a universe where the surname Uzumaki didn’t mean anything much.

So you’ll need to be careful writing any scene touching on this issue because the second you draw the reader’s attention to it, everyone realizes how absurd the situation is and the stated reasoning behind Naruto’s growing up in ignorance falls to shreds. An idiot wouldn’t come up with that kind of plan, and Hiruzen is supposed to be this extremely smart guy? It just doesn’t work as anything except “the writer fucked up and decided he wanted the Uzumaki to be awesome more than he wanted continuity”.

Sooooo let’s agree to retcon “we kept your heritage a secret to hide you from enemies!!!!” Because that’s bullshit. Cool. Now what?

A more plausible reason for the facts we want to keep for meta reasons–Naruto doesn’t know who he is, what’s inside him, and why–is that Naruto’s background is being specifically held back from Naruto and the other children because the adults don’t know how a small child will handle that kind of information. It’s being kept from Naruto because he might freak out (in a really BIG way), and it’s being kept from his peers because kids might blurt that kind of thing out.

Under this scenario, Naruto’s surname is changed in case Naruto would draw the connection to the surname of the Fourth (whose face looks a lot like Naruto).

I know fandom likes to write “people were constantly beating Naruto up” type scenarios for Naruto’s childhood, and then lately SP has been coming out with the opposite, in those weird filler episodes where Naruto was buddies with everyone (fuck outta here with that shite), but what I see in the manga, and what honestly makes a lot of sense, is not that he was persecuted, just that he was shunned, that businesses locked their doors when they saw him coming and mothers pulled their kids off the playground and ran home.

Why do I say it makes a lot of sense? Well, when Kishimoto wrote the Chuunin Exams and everything with Gaara he hadn’t actually come up with the jinchuuriki concept yet, but we’ll pretend we’re dealing with a reality in which “jinchuuriki” is a known concept. At the same time as Naruto is alive, there is a jinchuuriki of his age in an allied village who keeps killing people. All the sordid details of his infancy and early childhood probably wouldn’t have filtered to the outside world, but “baby tailed beast holder keeps killing adult ninjas” absolutely would have.

In such a world, would you want to go near your village’s Sealed Evil in a Baby? We might like to think we would, and while somebody should have (more on that in a minute), the fear is pretty rational here, and especially not wanting your kid to play with this kid. But you’re forbidden from telling your kid why. So you just gotta say “don’t play with that kid because He’s Bad.”

Now, further thought on Naruto’s living situation. It’s pretty obviously the norm in Naruto society for orphans to live alone. Not only Naruto, but Iruka, Kakashi, and Sasuke are all shown as living alone while academy aged. So in one sense, Hiruzen isn’t giving Naruto any kind of especially cruel treatment here; it’s just that it’s a cruel society generally. But it’s consistent with “society that has child soldiers,” so I’d say this is decent worldbuilding, really.

Therefore it would be difficult to believably get someone entrenched in this society to call this out, you’d have to really work at it. Kakashi, who lived it, isn’t appalled by Naruto living alone; he’s appalled by Naruto not doing his chores. Iruka, who also lived it, doesn’t quite come to the point of fully realizing that this is wrong, but he does empathize with Naruto and acknowledge the pain of the living situation, even if he isn’t to the point of saying that Naruto shouldn’t be in that living situation.

Okay, so where could someone within this society believably call Hiruzen out and actually have the hit connect? I think it’s going to be two points:

1. Minato and Kushina specifically asked Hiruzen to care for Naruto. Hiruzen may think his “kindly hair ruffle when I see him around” etc act is enough to fulfill this promise, but I think he could be nailed on this point.

2. Hypocrisy of Konohamaru’s treatment vs. the other orphans. Ohhhhh boy is this one ripe for exploitation and if I was going to have a character call Hiruzen out, this is the bell I would ring. Why doesn’t Naruto have a private tutor? I’m gonna repeat that again and bold it, Why doesn’t Naruto have a private tutor? He’s a jinchuuriki, who are supposed to become weapons for their village–why aren’t they training their own weapon?!

Okay, I hope that helps, and please send me a link to your writing when you post it! :D

anonymous asked:

Could you tell me some about your age reveral au? I'd like to hear it!


buckle in and welcome to the can of worms you’ve just opened, friend. i’ve only got little bits and pieces of this idea in mind but i will be glad to talkies.

thIS IS SUPER TL;DR JUST VERY WARNING. i am incredibly sorry to mobile users. ):

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a hella long list of random lyric sentence starters (pt. 11)
  • "We were close, never close enough."
  • "I'll come around if you ever want to be in love."
  • "You always had something effortless."
  • "At school you were the biggest deal."
  • "We were young, we were side by side, don't know when we started losing touch."
  • "I know our filthy hands can wash one another’s."
  • "There are roads left in both of our shoes."
  • "If the silence takes you then I hope it takes me, too."
  • "Brown eyes I hold you near."
  • "You’re the only song I want to hear."
  • "I've tried before to tell her of the feelings I have for her in my heart."
  • "Every little thing she does is magic."
  • "Must I always be alone?"
  • "I’m drunk off your kiss."
  • "This is becoming too routine for me."
  • "I did not mean to lead you on."
  • "It's all right to pretend that we still talk."
  • "It’s just for show, isn’t it?""It’s my fault that it fell apart."
  • "You were everything I wanted but I just can't finish what I've started."
  • "I still pick my friends over you."
  • "We're making our own history."
  • "This is the moment where it all began."
  • "Every single hero has to start out looking like me and you."
  • "We can do this if we really want to."
  • "Why mess up a good thing, baby?"
  • "It’s a risk to even fall in love."
  • "This is trouble."
  • "I don’t go out much like I used to."
  • "Why leave when I got you, baby?"
  • "It’s a risk but babe, I need the thrill."
  • "I never said you'd be easy."
  • "It could be lethal, sleeping with a friend."
  • "No heroes, villains, one to blame."
  • "The thrill is gone."
  • "We used to have it all."
  • "It's our time to go, but at least we stole the show."
  • "I'm not calling you a liar, just don't lie to me."
  • "I'm not calling you a ghost, just stop haunting me."
  • "I love you so much, I'm gonna let you kill me."
  • "When you kiss me, I am happy enough to die."
  • "Classy girls don't kiss in bars, you fool."
  • "You and that girl, she your girlfriend?"
  • "Pretty girls don't know the things that I know."
  • "I love this secret language that we're speaking."
  • "Never really thought we would make it."
  • "I don't wanna see the end begin."
  • "I never felt nothing in the world like this before."
  • "You could have stayed but you wouldn't give me a chance."
  • "Why does your pride make you run and hide?"
  • "Are you that afraid of me?"
  • "I will wait for you."
  • "You're still in love with me."
  • "You don't love me at all."
  • "You're a bad-hearted boy-trap, babydoll."
  • "You're so damn hot."
  • "So who's this other guy you've got?"
  • "Once upon a time, we burned bright, now all we ever seem to do is fight."
  • "I could've been a princess, you'd be a king, but no, you let me go."
  • "You really hurt me."
  • "I'm going straight to hell."
  • "You're going down."
  • "God, it hurts so much to be the bearer of bad news."
  • "Don't just dream in your sleep, it's just lazy."
  • "I am going sleepless and you're out of lullabies."
  • "You've got a dark heart, you've got a cold kiss."
  • "You always let me down."
  • "I'm a junky for the way that you please."
  • "I almost told you that I loved you, thank God I didn't because it would've been a lie."
  • "I say the damnedest things when your on top of me."
  • "I'm not the one that you want, I'm not the one that you need."
  • "My love is like a fucking disease."
  • "I'm the hardest mother fucker to please."
  • "They say you never miss it 'til it's gone; well you're gone and I wish I'd done it better."
  • "I miss having you close to me."
  • "I'm sorry, I promise I'll do better."
  • "Can we start again?"
  • "You needed something better."
  • "I want more."
  • "I try my best, but I don't ever change."
  • "Who wouldn't want it when he looks like that?"
  • "If I try my hardest, would you look my way?"
  • "Do you want to show me something new?"
  • "I know I want it far too much."
  • "Are you coming over soon?"
  • "Can I be what you like?"
  • "Don't try to fuck with me."
  • "This is the last time I am gonna put you back together."
  • "I'm sending pic after picture, I'mma get you fired."
  • "I can't stand these nights alone."
  • "You light up my cold heart."
  • "A love like this won't last forever."
  • "I'm not the one that you want me to be."
  • "Are we just gonna stay like this forever, floating?"
  • "I know I'm gonna let you down."
  • "I wish I could say what I'm feeling; I'm scared to let these words out."
  • "I can't trust you."
  • "This isn't fun anymore."
  • "Damn, I thought we'd make it."
  • "You never got to heaven but you got real close."
  • "I beg for attention in small doses."
  • "You play those hearts like toys."
  • "I'm the option you shouldn't have chosen."
  • "This is the night you'll regret in the morning."
  • "I always wonder how far we could go."
  • "We could be free."
  • "This is my life and they'll call it a song."
  • "Make myself a king."
  • "There's no one to blame but you."
  • "You need me there, ain't no leaving me behind."
  • "There ain't nothing here for me anymore, but I don't wanna be alone."
  • "I can be a lone wolf with ya."
  • "All the world is gray as though you took the colors with you."
  • "We don't talk anymore like we used to do."
  • "What was all of it for?"
  • "I just heard you found the one you been looking for."
  • "Shoulda known your love was a game."
  • "I just hope you're lying next to somebody who knows how to love you like me."
  • "Call your girlfriend, it's time you had the talk."
  • "Say it's not her fault, but you just met somebody new."
  • "Let her down easy."
  • "You never meant to hurt no one."
  • "I give you something that you never even knew you missed."
  • "Don't you even try and explain how it's so different when we kiss."
  • "Now it's gonna be me and you."
  • "You're not sure that you love me."
  • "Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine."
  • "You're gonna break my heart anyway."
  • "Get it over with and just let me move on."
  • "Don't concern yourself with this mess you've left for me."
  • "You not making up your mind is killing me and wasting time."
  • "I'm sorry, I'm really a mess right now."
  • "I'm trying my best to get it together somehow."
  • "Tell me where love goes when it's gone."
  • "Suddenly someone is no one."
  • "I'm sorry, I let me fall for you."
  • "You're the hand I can't hold."
  • "I don't want you back, I just want to have what you took from me."
  • "I'll come around again, I know it's not the end."
  • "Love leaves a black hole where it dies."
  • "How can I ever love again?"
  • "I see you with her and it crushes me inside."
  • "Guess I should stop thinking about you all the time."
  • "Maybe this is a sign."
  • "Maybe I've been blind to reality."
  • "You seemed so interested."
  • "Was it real or was it all in my head?"
  • "She's so pretty, you two look so great."
  • "It was probably just a silly crush anyway."
  • "I just can't help but think that we could've had something."
  • "Did you ever feel the same?"
  • "I promised I wouldn't do it again."
  • "Taught him a lesson he wouldn't forget."
  • "I hope you find a way to be yourself someday."
  • "Change can be amazing."
  • "I pray for the best for you."
  • "I wish you could be honest with me."
  • "Why’d you fake it?"
  • "Hesitation is killing me, too."
  • "I couldn’t save it."
  • "Friend, why don’t you love me?"
  • "Tell me you want me in your life."
  • "It helps that you feel the same."
  • "We started from a spark."
  • "We got dreams and they start right here."
  • "I cry like a baby when I don't get my way."
  • "I won't apologize when I make a mistake."
  • "Do you want me?"
  • "I got scars on my heart and they won't go away."
  • "Everybody knows I'm a little insane."
  • "I feel you don't even know I'm alive."
  • "I feel you think that I'm out of my mind."
  • "I just want someone to hold."
  • "You're looking at me strange like you want me to change."
  • "I think you're a saint and I think you're an angel."
  • "You give me something to think about that's not the shit in my head."
  • "You're a miracle."
  • "I gotta stay with you."
  • "You're a glimpse of bliss, a little taste of heaven."
  • "I know you're gone now, but I still wait for you."

anonymous asked:

Hellooo! Can I request some Momotori smut? Maybe an alternation from the last episode when Nitori was going to talk with Momo? I'd love to read it! I really like your fics <3

Day one of the swim meet had ended, and Aiichirou felt quite defeated at the fact that he wasn’t competing in the relay. Even worse, Momotarou had shown him up despite being a year younger than him. Lethargically walking through the hallways, he stopped and breathed in. 

Be a good senpai, Ai. Be supportive of Momotarou. It’s not bad that he’s talented. Be happy for him.

He continued walking, stopping in front of his and Momotarou’s dorm. Gathering himself up, he entered the room.


Aiichirou covered his mouth, realizing Momotarou was asleep on the top bunk. Slowly, he walked to the bunk bed, and climbed up on the ladder, and looked at Momotarou’s sleeping face.

Whispering into his ear, he said, “You absolutely have to win and make it to regionals! You have to! Because I’ll definitely swim in that one for sure.”

Aiichirou, instead of climbing back down the ladder, continued to stare at Momotarou’s face. Momotarou was alot more handsome when he was asleep, and not talking or being his usual energetic self. 

Not aware of what he was doing Aiichirou leaned forward, pressing his lips against Momotarou’s. Momotarou stirred and Aiichirou broke away, blushing, realizing what he just did.

Sleepily, Momotarou said, “Wh-What….Senpai?”

Falling back, Aiichirou yelped and Momotarou shot straight up in his bed. “Senpai!”

Scrambling back up, Aiichirou stammered, “M-Momo! I’m sorry for waking you!”

“Senpai, did you kiss me!?”

Blushing, Aiichirou said defensively, “N-No, I didn’t!”

Falling off the bed, Momotarou sat up, rubbing his head, “You did!”

Aiichirou began tearing up, feeling rather embarrassed, and said, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry, Momotarou. I didn’t-“

Grabbing Aiichirou’s wrist, Momotarou said, “Senpai, why are you crying?”

“It’s so embarrassing. I didn’t-”

Momotarou leaned in and silenced Aiichirou, forcing their lips together. Breaking away, he looked at Aiichirou, saying, “Momotarou what?”

“It’s okay Ai. I didn’t mind.”

Blush fading a little, he said, “R-Really?”

Now Momotarou blushed, and scratching the back of his head, “Y-Yeah. I mean, you’re the nicest on the swim team, and you always make sure I take ritalin and do my homework, and you always give me snacks, and you smell like a really pretty girl all the time. I really like you, senpai. I just feel like I’m in good hands around you.”

Blushing, Aiichirou said, “That’s really sweet Momo.”

Chuckling, Momotarou said, “I’m a sweet guy. I’ll even let you kiss me again if you want.”

Aiichirou chuckled, but then leaned forward kissing Momotarou. Momotarou gripped Aiichirou’s arms, and pulled him in. Wrapping his arms around Momotarou, Aiichirou bit his bottom lip, satiated with the moan that escaped Momotarou’s mouth.

Momotarou sat up, holding Aiichirou so he wouldn’t fall back. Aiichirou wrapped his legs around Momotarou, as the redhead gently kissed down Aiichirou’s neck to his collarbone. Suddenly, Aiichirou flinched a little, feeling a tent rise in Momotarou’s shorts. 

“S-Sorry. Ignore it.”

“Ignore it?” Aiichirou asked, “Momo, it’s stabbing me.”

Smirking, Aiichirou decided to tease Momotarou, saying, “Let me try to get more comfortable.”

Momotarou moaned as Aiichirou rubbed against Momotarou’s pants. Moaning louder, Aiichirou silenced him by pressing his lips to Momotarou’s. As Aiichirou and Momotarou clashed, Momotarou fell back, with Aiichirou laying on top of him. Breaking away from the kiss, Momotarou panted, “T-Tomorrow, I’ll think of you as I swim.”

Blushing, Aiichirou said, “Then let me give you some inspiration.”

Sitting up, he turned around, back to Momotarou. Momotarou gulped, as Aiichirou grabbed at his shorts. Aiichirou pulled back the elastic, Momotarou’s member rising fully. 


Craning his neck, Momotarou asked, “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing. You’re just b-big.”

Laying his head back down, Momotarou blushed. “Oh. H-Have you ever been with anybody else?”

Aiichirou chuckled, and said, “Momo, please.”

Lightly grazing Momotarou’s shaft with his fingers, Momotarou complained, “D-Don’t tease.”

Complying, Aiichirou gripped the shaft, moving up and down slowly. Aiichirou smirked, as Momotarou arched his back. Speeding up Aiichirou rubbed faster and faster. Stopping, he shook his arm.

“My arm’s tired,” he stated.

Disappointment in his voice, Momotarou asked, “It’s over?”

“I didn’t say that.”

Bending down, Aiichirou blew gently on Momotarou’s head. Laughing as Momotarou shivered underneath him, Aiichirou slowly enveloped Momotarou’s dick. Taking it all in his mouth, he began bobbing his head, Momotarou moaning loudly.

“Shuh ub,” Aiichirou mumbled.

Panting, Momotarou squeezed his eyes shut, saying, “S-Sorry, senpai. Sorry.”

Continuing the blow job, Aiichirou licked from the base of Momotarou’s dick to the head, swirling his tongue at the top. Swallowing it again, he pressed the tip against the roof of his mouth, when Momotarou said, “A-Ai, I’m g-gonna-“

Quickly sitting up straight, Aiichirou transitioned from oral to hand, quickly pumping up and down, as Momotarou came on his hand. Aiichirou slowly released, his hand a sticky mess.


Getting off of Momotarou and standing up, Aiichirou walked to the dresser, getting a baby wipe. Cleaning off his hand, he said, “You’re not fast at all.”

Sitting up and adjusting his shorts, Momotarou said, “Is that a good thing?”

Raising his eyebrows, Aiichirou said, “Yeah. I mean, nobody likes somebody who’s fast.

Blushing, Momotarou agreed, “Of c-course.”

Jaw dropping, Aiichirou asked, “Momotarou are you a virgin?”

“Senpai, you say that like it’s a bad thing!”

“I guess it’s not. I just assumed because of how ‘much of a ladies man’ you claim to be. At least now I know why you’re always so energetic.”


“Because,” Aiichirou explained, “You’re a pubescent, sexually frustrated, teenage boy.”

Momotarou stood and raised any eyebrow, asking “What’s pubescent mean?”

Rolling his eyes, Aiichirou said, “Nothing. You should really go to bed now. Rin-senpai will kill me if he finds out that I kept you up so late. And then Yamazaki-senpai will probably beat my corpse.”

Momotarou stepped closer to Aiichirou, the taller boy saying, “When can we do this again?”

Grinning, Aiichirou said, “Do well in the relay tomorrow and I’ll let you try something that’ll blow your mind.”

Smirking, Momotarou said, “Then I’m going to swim fast as hell.”