@ wes anderson if ur gonna set a movie in japan u could at least cast some japanese-american actors in the lead roles instead of making a “haha cant understand these asians with their different language” joke
“I’m hungry but we don’t have the incredibly specific food that I wanted guess I’m not eating today”
Room is messy but I know where everything is so what is the problem???
Hearing Bad Noises in public and trying not to visibly freak the fuck out
“I wanna do something but I don’t know what I wanna do and also if I figured out what I wanted to do I probably have too much executive dysfunction to make myself do it anyways.”
Wanting so badly to read a book/watch a movie/tv show that you force yourself to even though you’re zoning out the entire time.
Feeling a thing turning into a special interest and DREADING what that means
People making fun of your special interests and that Silent Pain when you have to pretend to laugh it off because it’s “just a joke” but you really can’t hear criticisms about the things you’re deeply invested in.
School/work doesn’t matter as much as special interest does???????????
Like why should I be stuck here when I could be researching/reading/watching things about my special interests :/
People saying “Oh I totally understand what you’re going through, I have a cousin who’s autistic” (EVERYONE has a cousin who’s autistic????)
People saying “you don’t LOOK autistic” or “oh I never would have guessed but now that you SAY that….”
“I want to do something rebellious but what if I get in trouble??”
white boy who probably wants to be a poet: i wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But i lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and i was gawky and she was gorgeous and i was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So i walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk. Thinking about if people were rain, i was drizzle and she was hurricane
I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fu#k, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.
• Don’t worry if you haven’t had a boyfriend yet
• Don’t get hung up on the idea of having a high school/college sweetheart like in the movies
• Don’t pressure yourself to have a relationship with someone who isn’t your type just because you want to be with somebody
Literature and the media glorifies the idea of young love so much that it can make you believe that you should have some kind of romance as part of your teen/young adult years. But you don’t. There is no timeline for love.
《Ήθελα τόσο πολύ να ξαπλωσω διπλα της στον καναπε,να τυλιξω τα μπρατσα μου γύρω της και να κοιμηθώ. Όχι να πηδηχτουμε όπως σ'εκεινες τις ταινίες. Ούτε καν να κάνουμε σεξ. Απλά να κοιμηθούμε μαζί, με την πλέον αθώα έννοια της φράσης. Όμως μου έλειπε το απαραίτητο θάρρος, εκείνη είχε ήδη αγόρι,εγώ ήμουν άχαρος και εκείνη υπέροχη, εγώ ήμουν αφόρητα βαρετός και εκεινη αστείρευτα συναρπαστική. Επέστρεψα λοιπον στο δωμάτιο μου και σωριαστηκα στο κάτω κρεβάτι και σκεφτόμουνα πως έτσι και οι άνθρωποι ήταν βροχή,εγώ ήμουν ψιλοβροχο και εκείνη τυφώνας.》
《I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.》
●John Green - Αναζητώντας την Αλάσκα/Looking for Alaska
I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were video games, I was pong and she was dark souls
The question people ask me the most on here besides “are you dead” is how to make gifs and how to make them look good. So I finally decided to make a tutorial how to go from this: (I know this tutorial is pretty long and I apologize for that, I just wanted to make a tutorial everyone can understand because when I was a beginner I always wished for more detailed tutorials on this topic.)
I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.
[ that’s honestly so adorable ^^ here ya go, hope you enjoy it !! thanks so much for requesting !! :) ]
➸ It was late at night when Jin felt the pressure against his side. It was if something were pushing him, or trying to grab his attention. He tried ignoring it, only for the force to become harder - concluding that he wasn’t dreaming and that whoever it was, wasn’t going to let him go back to sleep. Groaning softly, he sits up with squinted eyes, them adjusting to the darkness and finally onto you - hunched over in fear with wide and guilty eyes. Seeing your expression seemed to knock the sleep right out of him, as he sat up, giving you his full attention.
“What’s wrong, jagi? Did you have a nightmare?”
You shook your head, playing with the hem of his shirt. “I…I have to…”
“What is it?”
He couldn’t see it, but he knew you were blushing from embarrassment as your refused to look him in the eye. It wasn’t until he noticed how tightly you were squeezing your thighs together that he had to put two and two together. Jin chuckles softly as he rubs a warm hand over your leg, allowing you to relax - now that you were sure he wasn’t upset that you woke him up.
“Y/n, do you want me to walk you to the bathroom, again?” Nodding your head, you quietly apologized for it being the sixth time that week you woke him up to walk you to the bathroom; it made you feel so immature. “Baby, there’s nothing to be sorry for. We all have our fears. Yours, unfortunately, happened to be the dark and our bathroom just happened to be down the hall. So, no need to be sorry, okay?”
He leaned forward to place a tired kiss on your forehead, bringing a small smile to your burning face. “Thank you,” you would sigh in relief that he didn’t reprimand you about your fear.
“Now, let’s go empty that bladder of yours.” He suddenly cringed. “Forget I said that - that sounded a lot cuter in my head.”
➸ You laid in the bed, wide awake, contemplating your next move. It was currently 2:47 AM, your had to pee really bad, but it was also pitch black in your room. Mentally cursing your childhood fear of the dark never going away, you were stuck with two options. The only problem was that one of those options involved waking Yoongi up. Which, from experience, didn’t always end up being pretty. He was very persistent in his sleeping, always letting you know how important it was to him - and you understood completely.
But right now, you were desperate and ready to burst.
It was fine until you suddenly started feeling as if you could no longer hold it, and the squirming had begun. You couldn’t help it, holding in the urge to pee was just pure torture, it nearly driving you to tears; you were in a major dilemma. Suddenly, a hand gripped one of your squirming legs rough enough to the point you almost peed yourself right then and there.
“What the hell is wrong with you?” The sound of his gruff morning voice sent chills down your spine. He’s awake.
“I…I have to pee…”
“Then fucking go pee, Y/n…”
He sighs loudly, sitting up in the bed. Turning on the lamp on his side, Yoongi stares at you with hooded eyes. The sight of his hair being all over the place would have made you laugh any other day, but right now he looked a little pissed - so laughing wasn’t even thought of. “Why not?”
You sat in silence for only a few seconds, fiddling with your fingers, while avoiding eye contact. There was no way you could just admit your fear and have him walk you to the bathroom - that’s just embarrassing, especially at your age. Yoongi sighs once again, tilting his head until it rested on his shoulder, his eyes closing slowly.
“Sweetheart, just spit it out, so we can both go back to sleep, please?”
His eyes reopened at how fast you actually spat it out. Blinking a couple of times, his brain finally process what you said. “Is that all?”
Shocked that he took your confession so well, probably from being barely awake, you nodded. Sighing for the third time, Yoongi sluggishly got out from under the covers, heading for the door. He turned his head backward once he realized you were still in the bed, raising an eyebrow while holding out his hand.
“Come on, you big baby~”
➸ He woke up to whispers in his ear. Scrunching his eyebrows in confusion, he grumbled lowly at the feeling of his ear being tickled by whoever the voice belonged to. It wasn’t until the whispered turned into normal volume, and dragged him from his dreams and back to reality. Opening his eyes reluctantly, they immediately set on you as you hovered over his figure, with your hands caging his head in. Namjoon stared up at you for a moment - as if he wasn’t sure if you were real or not.
“Joonie, will you walk with me to the bathroom?”
Now he knew he was dreaming. There was no way that you would be hovering over him in this position - better yet, waking him up in the middle of the night - just so he could take you to the bathroom, instead of funny business. It wasn’t until you gripped his shoulders and started shaking him, while whining softly in desperation.
“Please, Namjoon-ah, it’s really dark down the hall - and I can’t go by myself! What if something grabs me?! What if there’s a killer just waiting for me in the dark abyss, ready to stab me?!”
“So you want me to go with you so I can get stabbed for you?”
“Alright, alright, I’m up. Calm down, I will walk you to the bathroom.” Sitting up to stretch, he pats your head after he yawns. “You’re lucky I love you, because if you were one of the boys, they wouldn’t have to worry about some killer stabbing them - I’d do it for him.”
➸ Hoseok had just found the perfect position to sleep in, sighing deeply that he could now finally drift into dreamland, after tossing and turning all night. Right when he crossed the line between awareness and unawareness, you started to gently poke him on his back, making his muscles clench up in surprise. Rolling over to face you, he almost choked you when you asked a ridiculous question.
“Did I wake you?”
Obviously. But he bit back the sarcastic reply and replaced it with a more sweeter one. From the look on your face, it was what you needed at the moment. “No, no, I was awake. Just laying here, trying to get comfortable. Why, what’s going on?”
“Okay, you’re gonna think I’m stupid for asking this…”
“I would never, no matter what the circumstance, jagi. I am your hope, your angel, you can ask me anything.”
You sighed. “Promise you won’t laugh?”
Hoseok sits up, doing the absolute most by actually crossing his heart and zipping his mouth shut. Now giving you his full attention, you inhaled a deep breath.
“I’m terrified of the dark, have been ever since I was little, and I…I need you to walk with me so I can use the bathroom…”
Now, he knew that he promised he wouldn’t laugh. But, he never promised that he wouldn’t coo at how adorable you were at that very moment in his eyes. Squishing your cheeks while making kissy faces at you, Hoseok couldn’t contain how cute you were being.
“Aw, my poor widdle baby, of course I’ll escort you to the bathroom. You sweet little princess, you~” Placing tiny pecks on every aspect of your face, you couldn’t help but to chuckle slightly at his sudden shower of affection. But, hey, this was Hoseok. What did you expect?
“I think it would’ve been better if you had just laughed, Hobi…”
“Oh, hush, you love it. Now, TO THE BATHROOM.”
➸ He had passed out after attempting to sit through a horror movie with you. It’s not that it wasn’t scary, Jimin was just exhausted from practice that once he got comfortable on the couch - he could barely keep his eyes open. That sadly left you to suffer through the movie by yourself. Unfortunately, toward the end of it, you had to go to the bathroom. Looking around the living area, you whimpered as you saw that he had turned all the lights out before the movie started, leaving the tv to be your only light source.
After witnessing death on the television, getting up from the safety of your boyfriend was the last thing you wanted to do. But, you really had to go pee, and sitting there hoping the feeling would go away was out of the question. Sighing heavily, you looked over you sleeping boyfriend, hating that you had to wake him up from his peaceful slumber. But, it was now or never; at least you could wake him up gently.
Leaning closer to him, you place soft kisses on the side of face, while rubbing a hand up and down his chest slowly. That seemed to get him to stir a little bit, as his eyes fluttered open not too long after. Looking around for a bit, a little disoriented, he realized where he was and who woke him up. Smiling softly at you, he leaned in as well to return the sweet gesture.
“Sorry, I must have dozed off…guess I missed the whole mov-”
“It’s fine. Uh, but you can make it up to me some other way.”
Taking that suggestion the wrong way pretty fast, his content smile melted into a grin in no time, as his hands slowly trailed to the inside of your shirt - all the while, gently pushing you backward to lay on the couch. You quickly stopped him by shaking your head, your hands placed firmly on his chest.
“No, no, no, not like that. I mean you could…I don’t know, possibly, maybe…come with me to the bathroom? I have to pee really badly, and after watching this movie, and it being dark as shit, I don’t want to walk by myself.”
As Jimin hovered above you, he couldn’t help but to laugh at the situation. That was not where he thought this was going. “Don’t tell me the fearless Y/n L/n is afraid of the dark~”
“I never said I was fearless! And so what if I am…there’s no harm in being afraid of what you can’t see in.”
“Jagi, that’s so cute~! Okay, I’ll walk you to the bathroom - but what shall be my reward afterwards?” His grin returns, lips going to work on your jaw - slowly trailing down to your neck. Playfully rolling your eyes, you push him back once more, almost letting out a chuckle when he whined in protest.
“Bladder first, dirty tango later.”
Quickly jumping up from the couch, he grabs your arm to hurriedly throw you over his shoulder, practically sprinting through the darkness toward the bathroom.
“Tonight, we shall dance!”
“Tae. Taehyung, please wake up, this is an emergency..!”
He groaned once it finally registered that you were trying to shake him awake. Scrunching his face in annoyance, he merely pulled you to lay back down as he slowly started to roll on top of you - just to make sure you wouldn’t wake him again. He was mistaken.
“Tae, please get off, holding it in is hard enough! I don’t need you pressing on my bladder, too!” Now you were beating on his back, tugging on his shirt, while wiggling from side to side. It was apparent that you weren’t going to let him fall back to sleep at this rate, so he decided to finally give in and open his eyes.
Still not rising up from laying on you, he lifted his head to where he could glare at you through the darkness. “Okay. I’m awake. What is the matter?”
“I have to pee really bad, but it’s dark and I can’t see a thing, and the bathroom is so far away and I’m afraid to go by myself. And now, you’re currently putting pressure on my stomach, making it 10x harder for me to hold it in, so would you please get off and take me to the bathroom?”
Taehyung held a straight face for a short minute and a half, until a shit-eating smirk spread wide across his face.
“You need me to protect you, Y/n?”
“Tae, don’t make this weird, please…this is embarrassing enough…” You shrunk underneath him, trying to avoid eye contact, but he wasn’t having it as he gripped your jaw - directing your attention back to him.
“I’ll keep the big, bad monsters away, babygirl~ You came to the right oppa, I shall guide you through the night - among many other nights to come - and keep you from ever fearing the-”
“Baby, that’s nice and all, but unless you want me to piss myself right at this very moment, I suggest you start guiding me asap.”
➸ “You want me to what…?”
It was almost midnight when you decided to wake Jungkook up, cuddled up to his chest as you muttered into his shirt. The first time you spoke, it wasn’t even above a whisper, now you were replying with your face buried in his chest. Lifting up, while taking you with him, he made you straddling his waist so he could finally understand what you were trying to say.
“[Sigh] I said…can you please walk me to the bathroom?”
“But you know where the bathroom is…” He croaked, rubbing his eyes. Jungkook didn’t understand what you needed him for, when you would go to the bathroom just fine in the daytime without his help. But, that was just it.
It wasn’t daytime anymore.
“I know it’s just…dark. And I…I’m…”
This was definitely new to him. Never in his life did he think that his girlfriend would wake him in the middle of the night, just so he could walk her to the bathroom. But, that idea alone made you special. And the fact that you trusted him to protect you - filled him with a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. Leaning up to peck you lips, he smiles softly.
I grew up on a movie set, and before I was an actor, I wanted so badly to be part of this feeling, where everybody was protecting this treasure. Everybody would…work too many hours and sacrifice their lives to discover something. I felt that protection, and I know the possibility that it exists. I want to be responsible for it so badly.
Namjoon: Namjoon would be fucking your from the back when you’d ask to get your hair pulled. You would already have a choking fetish and it would turn Namjoon on badly
“Like this baby?” He asked and pulled your hair back roughly making you moan out in pain and pleasure.
Jungkook: You two would be making out on the couch and he’d be groping, squeezing, and slapping your ass just how you like it. You felt like something was missing so you’d pull away from the kiss and cup his face
“I want you to pull my hair,” you breathlessly say. He’d look at you and shrug.
“Okay.” He’d pull you back into the kiss amd later pull your hair.
Taehyung: You two would be watching a movie and there was a sex scene which showed a girl getting her hair pulled. She seemed to be enjoying herself as he pulled her hair.
“U-uh- maybe we should change this-” “we should try that.” Tae would look at you and gulp.
(yes I’m aware Tae’s eyes are black in the gif)
Hoseok: You and Hobi would be playing around, chasing each other and when Hobo reached to grab you, he pulled you hair. He was expecting you to scream but instead you moaned like a pornstar.
Hobi would apologise but you would like it and forgive him, but would ask him to do it later
Jimin: You’d be riding Jimin while playing with your hair. Jim would also have this kink too so he’d pleasure his wn filthy needs and pull your hair causing you to groan in a sensual way.
“You like that don’t you,” he grinned.
Yoongi: Since you and Yoongi would be exploring each other sex life at the moment, you’d be chilling on the couch when out of the blue you’d say the kink. Yoongi would give you a emotionless expression with his cheek on his knuckles.
“Cool,” he shrugged and looked back at the TV, but in his head he was going to use it on you tonight.
Jin: You two would be hangout at his place and he’d be eating bowl of ramen when you two were asking each other sexual questions. “Whats another one of your kinks,” he asked.
“Hair pulling,” you shrugged. He’d look at you and sit the bowl down wiping his lip.
At the very of the very last Fantastic Beasts film they make, I want there to be a cut scene in the credits of Platform 9 ¾. There’s a young Remus Lupin nervously trying to figure out what to do with his luggage. Sirius Black is off to one side being lectured one last time about how he’d better maintain the family tradition of being sorted into Slytherin. Peter Petigrew trips over his own feet and falls flat on his face. Then Lily Evans comes barreling through the crowd dragging Severus Snape by the arm behind her. She is SO excited. Even Severus seems cautiously optimistic. Then Lily runs into James Potter and falls over his trunk. James makes some snotty, snide comment about how she and her greasy friend ought to watch where they’re going. Then Lily stands up and punches James in the face, blackening one of his eyes.
This video makes me feel like my heart just ate a good full meal. It is the perfect antidote to the hot horrible mess that is Suicide Squad and god I would watch the hell out of his version of the movie.
(Your boyfriend Jin is reluctant to allow his sexual fantasy to become a reality.)
Warning: Smut, male dom, female sub, spanking, fellatio, teasing, intercourse, dirty talk. I am so going to hell for writing stuff like this.
“Jin. Jin! Jinnie!
Yah, KIM SEOKJIN WAKE UP!”
Your attempts to gently nudge your boyfriend awake had
failed, so you shook him awake instead. You
had already been up for an hour, had showered, dressed, did your hair and
makeup and were ready to go do something fun for the day. Your boyfriend, Jin, was always so busy with
work it was rare to have a whole day for just the two of you. You had spent the night at his place so you
could get an early start on your plans for the day. First was a bike ride in the park, then a
picnic lunch, a trip to the aquarium, a puppy café, a movie, dinner, late night
bowling and drinks. Jin had laughed at
you when you told him your list of what you had planned, and he was right, it
would be impossible to do everything, but you wanted to try to do as much as
Jin wrapped his arms around you and pulled you down onto the
bed so your head was against his chest.
He held you tightly so you couldn’t move much. “Baby, why don’t we just sleep a little while
longer. You wore me out last night.”
You smiled thinking of last night. Making love with Jin was always such a
pleasure. He wasn’t adventurous in bed,
but he was a generous lover, always making sure you were well taken care
of. You sometimes missed the wilder
sexual activities you experienced with previous boyfriends, but you wouldn’t
trade Jin for anyone else in the world.
He was by far the kindest boyfriend you had ever had.
BTS reaction to them being drunk and not controling themselves
BTS reaction to them being really drunk and not controling their needs when their gf around
The two of you went out to the cinema, and he sneaked in a bottle of alcohol. Twenty minutes passed after the movie started, and you were into it so much that you didn’t realize Namjoon’s hand was resting on your tight. After his cold fingers moved your panties aside, you squealed. Luckly everyone was watching the movie, while Namjoon was smirking.
“Come on, baby. Sit on daddy’s lap.”
It was Namjoon’s birthday, and the boys went out to drink and celebrate. You knew he didn’t really drink, but he surprised you when he came home, his eyes all dark and full of lust. After helping him to get to your bedroom, he pulled you down with him on the bed, kissing you harshly. His soft hands stroked your hips, signaling you that he wants more than just kissing.
“Come on, I know you want it too.”
His parents invited you for dinner at their house, so you and Yoongi went there. His father bought alcohol, and of course, Yoongi drank it. Maybe a little too much. After finishing his meal, he leaned in towards you, his warm breath hitting your ear. “Say you feel bad and that you want to rest.”
“I want to fuck you so badly.”
You gulped, knowing that if you didn’t listen to him, you’ll get a punishment. After finally telling his parents how you don’t feel good. As soon as you entered his room, he slammed you into the wall.
“You look so fucking good in that dress.”
Watching comedy movies at his and drinking was something you did every friday. But this time, Hoseok decided to drink a little more and put on a romantic movie. “Hoseok, what are you doing?!” he just smirked, leaning in to kiss you softly. His hands traveling up to your breasts and his lips not letting you proceed what’s happening.
“Luckily I have a big and high quality couch, because I’m going to fuck you so hard.”
After finally leaving the club you two were in, Jimin’s hand grabbed your wrist and pulled you close to him. “What…?”
“I saw the way they looked at you. And you just had to smile at them.”
“Jimin…” he interrupted you by slamming his lips on yours, and your back on the nearby wall. He slowly started to unzip your dress, trying to tease you as much as he can.
“I don’t care if anyone sees us, I’m going to fuck you so hard.”
It was your 1st relationship annyversary, and Taehyung took you out to an expensive restaurant because he loves to spoil you. He ordered expensive food and, of course, expensive wine. He wasn’t used to drinking, so he got drunk only after two glasses of it. You wondered who was going to drive; he was drunk and you didn’t have your license.
“Who said I’ll drive?” he didn’t explain anything further, but instead payed and grabbed your hand. After getting in the cars backseat, he started kissing you and rubbing his bulge against you.
“I want to fuck you, baby. Will you let me make you feel good?”
Loud knocking on your window woke you up, and you immediately awakened. Jungkook was standing there, waiting for you to open up. As soon as you opened it, he came inside and pushed you on your bed. “Did you drink?”
“Shush!” your parents were still awake, working in the room right next to yours.
His soft lips pressed against yours as he placed his body above you. His chest brushing against yours, his hands taking off your pajamas.