i want this by itself on my blog

There is someone sending people this copy and pasted message about my launchgood campaign for my uncle and in the case you see this, I just want everyone to know my uncle died last night awaiting his liver transplant he so desperately needed and we fully intend on giving back the 17 479 dollars we raised for him.

As for the accusations: I have provided every possible piece of documentation illustrating his need for a transplant without sacrificing my uncle’s family’s dignity and I am willing to provide more thorough documentation (as I said in the launchgood post itself) if you send me an email at zanabism@gmail.com.

Not only did I not delete any of my posts (you can see them all on my blog) and not only did I fully answer all questions about the matter (those are also on my blog if you search through my asks) and not only are we FULLY returning each and every donation–but my uncle DIED last night. His family’s lives are destroyed and they’ve done every humiliating thing to prove that he needed the transplant that caused his death.

I’m being told I should not care about these messages but there is apparently a Reddit thread using my uncle’s name as an example of internet scams?? I am so heartbroken that my beloved and loving uncle didnt get the lifesaving treatment he deserved but now he is being slandered after he actually died??

Please stop spreading these messages and literally reach out to me if you have any questions I am willing to answer all of them. This wasn’t a scam, we’re returning the money to everyone and all the documentation of my uncle’s transplant can be found here: launchgood.com/SaveShabahat

Beautiful little brothers hugging it out. Ozzy’s first word suprised Mick! i loved this part and I wanted to draw it! 

((First time drawing Oswald btw!))

I love this blog and I’m always wasting my data on going into tumblr and refreshing this blog to make sure you didnt put anything new! i love it and i hope itll keep going for many a year!!

Thank you for all you’ve done!

                                                                             -Pokatutu

art by ask-intersoul-sans

hello it’s me again, there’s this musical called “daddy long legs” which if you haven’t heard of it already, go look it up asap

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((ayo yoyoooo just a little something for @ask-spacetan !!))

Liability (Part 2)

A/N: ITS FINALLY HERE! This one hurt..not gonna lie, and it kinda opened up old wounds that I thought I was over so this was really personal, but I feel like this is a healing process in it of itself.  You can catch up with Part 1 here and if you wanna read more of my work here is my masterlist. 

Dean x Reader (ish), Sam, Jody, Claire

Warnings: Angst, Swearing

Word Count: 1500

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“Was she on a hunt?” Sam asked, gently handling a cup of tea and setting it before Jody. Dean had yet to move away from his spot on the couch that rested a few feet away from you. The sun was beginning to creep over the quaint houses of Sioux Falls.

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I wanted to do a quick animoot, so here’s a scene from one of Sebastians heart events–He’s not even my fav but I really wanted to do rain SO–!! (It’s quite rough, like all my animoots hue)

I accidentally made it really similar to that Ichimatsu gif I made a bit ago (turn and bounce) but that’s what I get for not planning anything lol. I might make a separate blog for this art since it lends itself to being very self indulgent, but we’ll see!

The thing about Scorpio placements is that every few years you want to completely delete yourself and start fresh again from scratch. Socprio is the Phoenix that burns itself to rise from the ashes again. Scorpio is so eruptive and one minute they are in front of you and the next they are no longer there. Vanishing is their game. They can destroy and end anything in their life and then get it back to life.

Since I have a socprio midheaven at times I get so obssessed with the idea of deleting my blog, all of my social media accounts and disconnect from the world. It’s like there’s a need for us to die and then reborn ourselves again.

That’s why I do believe that Uranus is exalted in Scorpio, cause it revolte, searches and uncovers and then when its mission is done they destroy themselves to start fresh again.

anonymous asked:

don't take this the wrong way but like i'm always so surprised when you say you're a keith stan bc your entire blog SCREAMS that you're a lance stan lmao

hewuuwhwwhe okay but do you want a kind of serious answer??

Come away with me on a journey to June of 2016….. I’ve just made my blog and have started my foray into the fandom. No matter where I turn, I always come up with the same thing: Keith content. Everyone loves Keith. There are gifsets about Keith, there’s tons of Keith fanart, there’s all this meta/theory/analysis about Keith being Galra. And this is all aided by the fact that the show itself loves Keith.

Now me, being an immediate Keith stan, is happy about this! I love Keith. I love klance. Everything is coming up Katie. But I’ve always tried to love characters in a ship equally. So I go looking for Lance content. And I find it! We’ve got Lance memes, we’ve got Lance gifsets, we’ve got whitewashed fanart, we’ve got Klance fics, we’ve got Lance as the butt of the joke posts, we’ve got more memes, we’ve got Langst. My god, do we have langst. There’s langst where Lance is horribly injured, there’s langst where Lance dies, there’s langst where Lance is tortured, there’s langst where the team hurts Lance’s feelings, and there’s klangst where Lance dies for Keith.

Me, noticing a pattern: ummmmm. What the hell lmao

So I’m looking around, and I’m realizing that the fandom… treats Lance like shit. And I’m a ‘everything in moderation’ kind of gal, so when I saw how one-sided this treatment was, I decided to personally balance things out. Basically: I ramped up the Lance loving. I made as many shitposts about Lance as possible, so people would laugh and associate Lance with fun times and like Lance more. I tried to encourage more positive Lance enjoyment. I’m not like, claiming I’m 100% responsible for the Lance Stan movement, but at the time I figured I could make a difference. I also tamped down on my Keith stanning. I figured, there are enough Keith stans in the fandom. I don’t need to add my voice to the group. But I can help Lance. So… that’s why there’s a lot of Lance loving on this blog.

Things got even easier once season 2 aired and the disparity between Keith and Lance grew bigger. Even when Keith was pulling the most bullshit of his young adult life he received way more attention and praise than Lance, both in the show and fandom. So again, I tried to be the balance I wanted to see. I drank a gallon of Loving Lance juice and started bullying Keith.

Tldr I’m a Keith stan who bullies Keith and loves Lance extra hard to make up for the over glorification of the former and the piss poor treatment of the latter.

anonymous asked:

ahh your jumpluffs are so cute if you want to could you draw mew or porygonZ or espeon? those are my favourites ;u; do you have like a ko-fi or something? i'd love to send you a tip too ♥

both of them bc theyre big favs..

porygon looks ready to party

and omg that’s so nice!?? i set one up just now on my blog :’)!

Music Series: Jealous by Nick Jonas

**Warning! First Music Series story that contains smut, so don’t say you weren’t warned! (If you prefer the MS stories stay pure and sweet, let me know. This story just kind of wrote itself, so it happened. Blame Harry, not me. I was apparently channeling him. :)

I love stories about Harry being possessive of you, not liking when men flirt with you and such. I have a story I may work into blog form where Harry is absolutely adorable in his jealousy, but for now, enjoy this!

Written to the song, “Jealous” by Nick Jonas. Link to this song on my Spotify playlist called, Singing In The Shower.

xo

Shelli

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I don’t like the way he’s looking at you

I’m starting to think you want him too

Am I crazy? Have I lost ya?

Even though I know you love me, can’t help it

Harry watched as you primped in the mirror. You were excited to be going out to a big party with him. Many times when Harry was invited to things such as these, you stayed home, not wanting to interfere constantly in his career this way. You knew that most times, these events were business and publicity, a ‘girlfriend’ being in the way, and you weren’t offended by it…much.

But tonight was different. You had specifically been invited by the host to come with Harry. It had felt like ages since you’d had an occasion to glam up like this, and you were going to look hot! You dressed in one of Harry’s favorite dresses, one he bought for you while traveling, just knowing you would look beautiful in it. You layered soft curls around your head, and applied your makeup perfectly for a night out on the town. As you spritzed on some of Harry’s favorite perfume, you looked at him as he stared holes through you.

“What?” you asked, worried. “What’s wrong? Is it too much? Should I change? I was afraid I was overdoing…” you rambled as you started to take off the dress, but Harry grabbed your hands and refused to let you do it.

“Nooo,” he said, holding your hands in his as he stood behind you, kissing your neck and shoulder. “Don’t you touch a thing. You look beautiful!”

You smiled and finished and soon found yourself sitting next to Harry in the back of the chauffeured car, his hand rubbing yours gently.

“You look amazing, babe,” he said, staring at you again. “Damn.”

“Not every night I get to dress up,” you smiled, happy your man was pleased. “You’re looking incredibly hot yourself, you know.”

He smirked and kissed your cheek.

As Harry made his rounds through the party, being sure to talk to those he should, and stopping to smile into camera lenses for some, he looked around and saw you talking to a small group of people, one man in particular hovering a bit too closely. Harry excused himself and began walking toward you as his jealousy bone itched.

I turn my chin music up and I’m puffing my chest

I’m getting red in the face, you can call me obsessed

It’s not your fault that they hover, I mean no disrespect

It’s my right to be hellish. I still get jealous

You felt Harry’s hand on your waist as he kissed your cheek and smiled at the group of people. Harry looked at the man who had been looking at you in a way that Harry did not like. He raised his eyebrows at the man, shooting him a cocky glare as he caressed your side with his hand.

“Having a good time, baby?” Harry asked you, loudly enough for the man to hear.

“A wonderful time!” you said with a giggle, your drink already affecting you slightly. You were such a light-weight with alcohol!

Harry saw how the guy was still looking at you, and unapologetically excused the two of you to leave the group. You looped your arm around his waist and squeezed closely to him as you walked.

“Gotta keep my eye on you, kitten,” he said into your ear over the sound of the music playing throughout the large room. “Everyone in the room wants you.”

You laughed and rolled your eyes. “Don’t be ridiculous,” you said as he shrugged his shoulders. “You’re the only one for me anyway.”

I wish you didn’t have to post it out

I wish you’d save a little bit just for me

Protective or possessive, yeah

Call it passive or aggressive

As the party continued, Harry was once again pulled from you as he spoke with some business contacts, and a friend in the business here and there. He watched as you talked with someone Harry recognized as a friend of yours, you gleeful at seeing she was at the party, too. He smiled as he saw you grab the hand of your girlfriend and walk to the dance floor in the center of the huge room, making her dance with you to the loud music. You held your phone out in front of the two of you, snapping photos to save as memories, and made kissy faces into the camera, then danced along, holding your friends hand, uncaring what anyone thought. Harry thought you were adorable.

Soon Harry couldn’t help himself, making his way to the dance floor, dancing with both you and your friend, as people around the area took photos of the three of you. As the upbeat song ended, you hugged your girlfriend, who wandered to find her date, as you started to walk off with Harry. Feeling Harry’s hand grab yours as a slow song began, he pulled you tightly to his body, smiling at you, kissing you lightly then resting his cheek against yours.

‘Cause you’re too sexy, beautiful

And everybody wants a taste

That’s why (that’s why)

I still get jealous

The feeling of being wrapped in Harry’s arms. The softness of his lips stealing kisses against your face and neck. The loving words whispered into your ear that only you could hear him say. In that moment, you are happy beyond words to be the person Harry had chosen to be with in his life. Your love for him ran deeply, and you had no hesitations in knowing he felt the same for you.

You’re the only one invited

I said there’s no one else for you

'Cause you know I get excited, yeah

When you get jealous too

As the two of you swayed gently to the flowing music, you heard someone speaking next to you.

“Harry, may I get a photo with you, please?” the woman asked.

You turned and looked at her, a bit unbelieving that she had ruined your beautiful moment together with Harry, then chuckling slightly at her balls, being unafraid to look at your man the way that she was.

Harry, being the kind, appreciative person that he always was, obliged the woman, giving you an apologetic look. You stepped away slightly, allowing her to get her photo with him, then waited for her to leave, but her balls were showing again as she continued talking to Harry and attempted a video with him. Harry saw the look on your face that she had such gall, and smirked slightly, teasing you by looking into the woman’s phone again and saying hi as she had requested.

As he giggled and turned again to see your reaction, his face fell slightly as he saw the man from before walk up behind you and speak into your ear, asking you to dance. You looked at Harry with the same smirk he had just given you, but quickly removed it as you saw his look change to one more serious.

I turn my chin music up and I’m puffing my chest

I’m getting red in the face, you can call me obsessed

It’s not your fault that they hover. I mean no disrespect

It’s my right to be hellish. I still get jealous

Harry stepped away from the woman with the phone without so much as another word and walked straight to you, putting his arm around your shoulder and leading you away from the man quickly. You felt Harry grab your hand tightly in his and weave quickly through the crowd of people, pulling you behind him. Harry dragged you into a hallway and knocked on a bathroom door, then opened it swiftly, bringing you inside with him and locking the door from the other side.

Before you could say a word, Harry had you pressed up against the bathroom door, his mouth on yours, kissing you fiercely. You returned his passion, biting his lip slightly, making him moan.

“You’re mine!” he said, breathing heavily through his nose, nostrils flared, teeth gnashed together. “Fuckin’ only mine!”

“Fuckin’ right I am!” you smarted. “I was about to rip that woman’s head off if she touched you one more time.”

You saw his lip quiver up on the corner into a smirk, then kiss you forcefully again. You felt his hands quickly reach up under your skirt, pulling your panties down, as your hands unfastened his trousers, dropping them to the floor. Harry lower his underpants as you wrapped your legs around him, back pressed firmly against the back of the door, groaning loudly into his mouth as he plowed into you. Harry felt how wet you were for him.

“That for me?” he said. “Soaked for me, are you?” You nodded and moaned in confirmation as Harry hammered his cock into you. You heard the door rattle loudly with every thrust inside you…but Harry didn’t seem to care that you could both be easily discovered, so neither do you. Kind of exciting, if you had to admit.

“My baby,” he growled against your ear, pumping his hips as his strong arms and hands kept you in perfect position. “Mine!” he said firmly, his throat clinched tightly.

“Only yours, Harry,” you assured him as you nibbled his jawline.

He moaned loudly as you felt him swell inside of you, causing your walls to grasp tightly around his dick. You heard his breathing become loud and raspy against your ear, feeling a slight perspiration at his temple against yours. You felt your body begin to quake against his as his cock shot his bullet-like seed deeply, rhythmically into you. You felt the mixture of his cum and yours dripping out of you and down the insides of your thighs, as he slowed his thrusts, kissing you breathlessly, the door no longer thumping under his attack.

He smiled at you, feeling proud of taking his girlfriend in the bathroom at a huge party. He kissed you again, pulling paper towels from the wall dispenser, cleaning between your legs for you, then wiping his own mess away. After a quick wash and redress, his lips found yours one more time, as he unlocked the door to open it.

“No eye contact with anyone. Straight to the car,” he said, lacing his fingers into yours as he held tightly to your hand. “Not done with you yet.”

'Cause you’re too sexy, beautiful

And everybody wants a taste

That’s why (that’s why)

I still get jealous

anonymous asked:

I HATE DADDY KINK! EW EW EW! YOU MUST BE REALLY SICK! STOP PUSHING THIS KINK ONTO OUR FACE WITH YOUR FICS!!!!! KEEP THAT SHIT INSIDE YOUR INCESTUOUS ASS!!!! YUCK! YOU DESERVE TO BE KINKSHAMED 24/7!!!! LEAVE KOJURO ALONEEEE!

 Oh, hi there, kinkshaming anon…

Originally posted by ivanv

I wonder if you are the same salty anon that’s been haunting my blog… but that one doesn’t speak in capslock… hm where do I start…? Let’s talk in points, shall we, so I can make sense of your screeching kinkshaming.

1.) I will never EVER leave Kojuro alone, he can’t take care of himself and he is the love of my otome life and you just have to deal with me as one of your sisterwives, capiche?

Originally posted by quincette

2.) Do you even know what Daddy kink is, outside of pornstars dressing like little girls calling their fellow performers (usually burly men) that? Not that I will kinkshaming anyone if they are into it. You see, it’s a spectrum. It is NOT ABOUT INCEST - IT’S ABOUT POWERPLAY. My take on Daddy kink is where I can position myself safely as the vulnerable one, the one to be spoiled and adored by a protector, a sophisticated older man who knows what he’s doing, sexually or otherwise. 

Originally posted by cigarettesandlollipopsss

Please note that I am not under any obligation to explain this to you but I will, since you might go around spreading this hate and I just want to get this out there so people who got your hate will read and feel better about themselves - the fault is not with them, they have the rights to enjoy the kink in their own blogs. You might have an anger issue.

Originally posted by i-fangurl

You know the story Daddy Long Legs? (oh dear, have I ruined that story for you now? Sorry not sorry, you deserve it for being a petulant anon) - it’s that feeling of being safe and taken care of - that when everything goes sideways, he’ll be there to catch you and so on. This is the reason why I call Kojuro “Daddy” in my post sometimes… I feel safe and I can be his precious girl when I want to, sexually or otherwise. 

Originally posted by quincette

And, of course, Kojuro isn’t always the capable Daddy Long Legs - the man is domestically challenged - so I, as the MC, can switch to the role of his caretaker anytime I want, this is the dynamic that hooked me to his character, it balances itself out. 

This doesn’t apply to all older characters or love interest though, as much as Voltage shoved Shingen in our face as the “Daddy” character (among other inappropriate stuff), I can’t call him that because I don’t feel safe with him all the time. This is just me. Others may find it perfectly fine, and good for them!

Originally posted by little-lady-mimi

My blog is safe for all kinks. And if I do spot something I’m not comfortable with, I am not gonna go anon to harass them. I’ll just scroll away, why stress yourself out and getting your panties twisted by other people’s stuff. I played otome for stress relief and this blog is for sharing my journey and take on the game, and interact with fellow fangirls.

Originally posted by them-damn-fandoms

3. I don’t have incestuous shit on my ass thank you very much. I don’t actually want to call a man take to my bed with “Daddy” and I don’t feel squeamish about using Daddy to refer to the kink because English is my second language and I don’t actually call my Dad “Daddy” - So I don’t have the ick factor, it’s lost in translation. Maybe this is something you need to consider before kinkshaming people. You, obviously call your dad daddy in real life, hence the ick. Well, you can just, you know, block me?

4. Have you even read my fics? Never ONCE I called Kojuro Daddy in fics… That would be like so anachronistic I can’t even - I’m a fan of the canon universe. I used “Sire”. And I don’t force anyone to read it. 

5. I thought we had this Daddy kink brouhaha last year? You are fairly new to the fandom, aren’t you? My suggestion will be to learn to use the block button or how to block certain tags and keywords, otherwise tumblr would be one helluva trigger hell for your prissy prim ass and you’ll spend all your time sending people this meaningless hate.


I do wonder why I got more anon haters of late…

Originally posted by iammannequinn

The Legend of Heroes: Trails Series - Localization Blog #2

Hi, kids!

This is Brittany, Localization Producer at XSEED, editor/graphic text monkey/what-have-you for Trails in the Sky the 3rd, and current head for the Trails series in general. I’m very eager to write this blog, because it’ll be full of updates for FC, SC, and the 3rd.

Let’s get the 3rd’s status out of the way: schedule-wise, we’re currently doing great! When we announced this game last year, I was dead set on getting it out by spring 2017, so I’m very proud to say that goal is being met. Trails in the Sky the 3rd is coming to PC in English on…a date you’ll find out very, very soon.

Barring typos or odd QA hiccups (which can happen when “smashing” PSP and PC code together to get the best of both worlds), the game is in pretty good shape and we’re right where we need to be. It’s cleaning up very well.

               | QA is a sexy time and I won’t let you take it away from me.

I’d like to start by properly warning Trails newbies first: please play Trails in the Sky’s first and second chapters before playing the 3rd. Heck, please play them before even reading this blog! Although the 3rd is not a “third chapter” since the Estelle and Liberl’s story wrapped up with SC, this story still relies on knowledge gained by playing those two games. Internally, I’ve said before that the 3rd has only one target audience: people who’ve played both Trails FC and SC. Cold Steel fans will understand some of the lore dumping, but other details will be quite lost on lost you. Though, hey, if you want to purchase it anyway and help support my coffee fund, I ain’t gonna stop you. (Please buy it and play it later. I’m desperate, here.)

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Okay, I think I mentioned this once before, but can we talk about how kind and sincere Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda is?

I love so much about this book (as my blog indicates), but this is the real reason I think about it constantly.

Like, if the book has a real “antagonist” (and come on, it’s not really Martin), it’s cynicism itself. Simon realizes that going to the homecoming game and showing some school spirit is actually really fun. He goes from relentlessly mocking overly-cutesy Facebook couples to wanting that and joking about it with his boyfriend. He embraces corniness. He embraces sincerity.

He also comes to realize that he needs to step in up with his friends. He asks Leah and Abby hard questions about their families. He realizes that he might have crossed a line with Abby (re: the Martin thing) and that he could have been a better friend to Leah. He realizes that he hurts Blue in assuming that he is white.

I don’t know. I just also love that that compassion and kindness is celebrated. Hurting people – even in the smallest of ways – is a big freaking deal. Being a jaded, snarky asshole just to be a jaded, snarky asshole isn’t glorified. 

This is me. This is me in all my goofy glory. I’m standing next to a tree that was chewed by a beaver, but never finished, so it healed itself. I’m not skinny, I’m not the ideal version of beauty. I don’t even consider myself attractive (most times just ugly). But I was happy that day. My boyfriend wanted to take my picture. 

I posted this because 1) It’s one of only a dozen pictures I think I look good in. 2) It’s a cool tree. 3) All of you as my followers don’t know much about me. I’m not very personal on my blog because  I don’t think I should bother you with my problems when you come here for the clothes. But I’m not a robot, I spent time adding all of these pictures to my folders. I have over 10,000 pictures of antique fashion that I’ve collected on my computer just because I love sharing them with you all. 

Yes those are Hogwarts leggings I’m wearing. With a local dirt car racer’s hoodie. I will never be able to wear clothes that look like what I post. But that doesn’t stop me from loving them, and posting them for all 13000+ of you to see.

This is me.

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he let you know him. he sent you his heart.

anonymous asked:

relating to that one question you got about resolution sizes: you mentioned at the end about huge canvases!! I just wanted to ask how to shrink things down because hecc i don't know how to and i've tried to draw on big canvases before and had to actually transport the file to my phone, then take a screenshot. which is actually horrible for the quality sometimes

A LATE FOLLOW-UP BUT A FOLLOW-UP NO LESS!! Resizing images is quite easy! No need to move it around to different devices my friend!

Most art programs work the same in terms of resizing things with variances in where to find the option. Simply go up to either “File”, “Edit”, or in the case of SAI,”Canvas” and then select the option “Change image resolution” or something similar. Then you just put in the values of your new canvas size and you’re done!

Here it is in SAI painter

Aaaaand here’s where to find it in Clip Studio!

there’s usually another option to change the canvas size, this is not what you want! Changing canvas size only changes the working area, not the size of the image itself. So it’ll simply crop it to the desired resolution rather than actually change the images resolution.

Hopefully that helps! Sorry if it was confusing or if I spoke too much”” 

Once again, any other questions or need for clarification are welcome! I’ll do my best to help~

Important MLSubbing Notice

Greetings, my miraculous Ladybugs and Tomcats!

It’s me, Jae ( @azurajae ) and I have an important announcement!

For the past few months, I’ve moved overseas to continue my studies.  It’s been difficult to juggle being the leader of such a major project as MLSubbing, animation college, and a new future career project that just presented itself. I want to put full focus on this new development. So, I will be stepping down as the leader of MLSubbing. 

I have decided to give full leadership to @madelinelime and she will now be in charge of all future projects with MLSubbing. Over the past few months, she’s shown that she’s more than capable of taking over the position, so please, welcome her as the new leader! As a side note, I will be available on my personal blog if anyone is interested.

Overall, it’s been a long journey. This group started out as such a tiny project back in October 2015 and I almost can’t believe how far this group has evolved through time. It’s was such an honor to be leader of such a magnificent and massive project and I take this time to thank all the people who have worked with me, both past and present. I also would like to thank all the followers and fans of Miraculous that helped make this group this big!

It has been fun! See you all!

SEVENTEEN AS SHIT TORI HAS SAID PART TWO

It’s finally here y'all 👏🏻
Seventeen as shit @sugakookiessss has said PART TWO

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Seungcheol: “I fucking love socks”

Jeonghan: *looks at photo of Joshua* “I just choked on air, and probably ghost dick”

Joshua: “WHY PARTY IN HELL WHEN YOU CAN MAKE IT TEN TIMES BETTER IN HEAVEN?”

Jun: “I’m gonna block all these porn blogs. Wait- never mind I want followers you can stay”

Hoshi: “SWIPER NO SWIPING MY EDGES”

Wonwoo: “My eyebrows are like my soul… non-existent”

Woozi: “I almost have enough J-Hope photocards to make a pentagram”

DK: *talking about sevenscheme* “I’m gonna bust 10 nuts waiting for the killer to be released”

Mingyu: “If I was a dude I’d be so gay”

Minghao: “007 can come for my edges”

Seungkwan: *talking about an owl that flew in front of her* “it did one of those owl neck things! I thought it dislocated itself!”

Vernon: “If you don’t respect the Oxford comma, you don’t respect me”

Dino: “HOLY FUCKING SHITBISCUITS”