i want this as a job

anonymous asked:

I really fucking hate these trash bag people who will hold your job hostage because you didn't want to bullshit small talk with them. Yep the weather sure is weather outside. Oh you didn't find that million dollars in the grocery store? That joke is so fucking clever that I heard it a million times already today. Yep because it didn't scan it's free, congratulations, you don't know how stores actually work. Please just let me do my job and not force me into having the same damn convo over again.

I am failing so much today. I’m failing at being kind and I’m failing in school meaning I’ve handed in two terrible papers. And that was just today. Now I have an hour and 20 minutes to let go of that feeling so that I can start from scratch and do better at my new job. No pressure. No pressure at all.

anonymous asked:

Some more love for Tarjei's acting (because, why not).....if the purpose of Skam is to let us into the heart and brain of the main character, then Tarjei did the most beautiful job ever (and this is not me dragging Eva and Josefine). I felt every emotion Isak went through and I have literally nothing in common with him. And yet this super young actor's performance made me feel more than I have watching anything in years. I want him to get all the roles ever.

:’) he truly is one of the most talented actors ever

5 things

i can’t remember who tagged me, i think it was @jazzmoth

5 Things you’ll find in my bag:

  • receipts going back 5 months
  • doctor visit post-care summaries
  • lip gloss that i never wear because i don’t like the feel of it 
  • a resistance band
  • tiger balm

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom:

  • my cello
  • at least 50 precariously stacked books 
  • half-filled notebooks
  • my laptop
  • more tiger balm

5 things I’ve always wanted to do in life:

  • finish music school lmao
  • tour with a string quartet (comprised of musicians that i actually like to spend time with)
  • publish novels 
  • get a day job at a library
  • make people happy

5 things I’m currently into:

  • snk (i know i’m crying also)
  • star wars, slowly working my way through the new EU
  • shostakovich 
  • saucony shoes (i think they might be magic??? i’ve had them for like 5 years and they just get comfier and comfier) 
  • alliteration XD

5 things people may not know about me:

  • my response to these kinds of prompts is to make up bullshit so the extent of my garbage personality remains mysterious. 
  • my middle initial is P and i don’t tell anyone what it stands for because people going through increasingly ornate P names trying to guess the right one is weirdly delightful. 
  • i have a cat named shostakovich that i saved from an amusement park lot when he was just a kitten. (i worked in parking and in the morning traffic inches along while we get everyone processed, and someone was like THEREs A KITTEN UNDER THAT VAN! and he didn’t seem to belong to anyone in the vicinity so i kept him in my sweatshirt until it was time to go home). 
  • i met my husband on an amazon video game forum by making a stupid joke that caught his attention. god this one breaks my mind a bit, if i didn’t go to that forum at that specific time and didn’t have a stupid sense of humor and wasn’t constantly making referential jokes and memes then i might not have met him at all
  • i play trumpet and piano too because my dad started me out when i was 3, but cello was the instrument i chose for myself. 25 years later and i don’t regret it :) 

tagging: @redstringraven @jinifi @julystorms @hilow @lupotterblogs @spacepandar @fukurodaniace @goodnightmybilly @vaultfox @elhuen @okamiwolven @drinkyourfuckingmilk @momtaku @elliemage@powerberry @anais-fromanotherplanet 

and anyone else that wants to do this!

me: [doesn’t want to be dead named and misgendered at work]

also me: [doesn’t want to tell them my preferred pronouns and name because i will most likely not get the job due to being trans]

5 Facts About Me

Tagged by the wonderful @dragonchristianlady97 and @alittlestardustcaught. Thank you lovelies!

1.  Until about the 8th grade, I wanted to be an astronomer or a marine biologist. Unexplored frontiers and scientific discoveries plus a lot of alone time - what’s not to like? Sadly my science chops were not up to it, but I still think those would be awesome jobs.

2. I used to spend whole afternoons reading in my room. It had a hardwood floor, and I distinctly remember that when the sun came through the windows a certain way I was like “that’s good reading light, can’t waste it”. The books I read were somehow a little more magical on those days.

3. I once got stung on the tongue by a bee because I took a bite out of an apple without looking. That suuuuuucked and I do not recommend it. 

4. I am currently working on the biggest project of my life, and while it’s great, it is cutting down on my writing time, which irks me.

5. I used to know every word of The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot, and I think I’d still be at 80 percent if I tried today

Tagging @greengableslover, @priestess-of-artemis, @lathwell55, @ava-rosier, @jandsstark and anyone else who wants to play! Feel free to ignore if you’ve already been tagged or aren’t in the mood :)

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“Stop talking for a second and just… let me tell you something.” 

I had this idea about if Keith and Lance got stranded in space and for some reason the team can’t get to them or doesn’t know where they are, and they think they’re gonna die so they finally confess to each other. 😏 

But then the team finally comes and rescues them and they’re forced to actually deal with their feelings. 

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