i want them to live in the shower

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“Golden Glow” Shimmering Oatmeal Body Scrub by The Delicate Fox. Purchased in person for $18 (thedelicatefox.com)

I ordered a clay mask from them because I wanted to be able to accurately review their shipping and packaging, etc. However they offer local pickup and I also live in Phoenix so I decided to pick this item up in person. The owner was really nice and professional. And the product was still packaged nicely. THIS PRODUCT IS SO PRETTY. Like shimmering body scrub, I thought this was so unique. But the pigment is so nice. I have dark skin and it’s just really really nice. Also it can be used outside of the shower so I can use it any time of day. It last a pretty long time and there’s a good amount of product. It made my skin really soft and it felt really moisturized. It also smells really good. This would be good for Halloween as like Wonder Woman or a goddess or when you want to outshine everyone even in the winter

Living with Baekhyun

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

  • Him waking you up by singing loudly
  • Sometimes he would be a nice boyfriend and let you sleep
  • Him sneaking into the shower when you’re in
  • You making breakfast together
  • Him stealing food from your plate
  • Him feeding you
  • You fighting over the tv remote
  • “But I want to watch music shows!”
  • “You only watch them because you want to see yourself Baek! You’ve already watched this episode!”
  • Watching puppy videos together
  • Him lifting up your tshirt whenever he has the chance
  • You wearing his hoodies
  • Him bringing Mongryeong over
  • “Why are you cuddling my dog when you have me?”
  • “Your dog is cuter”
  • You helping him dye his hair
  • Backhugs 7/24
  • Him walking around naked
  • “Wear something.”
  • “I know you like it, stop denying it.”
  • You using him as a pillow
  • Him playing with your hair
  • Cuddles on the couch
  • He would start kissing your neck as you cuddle
  • And that turns into something more later because you can’t say no to Baekhyun *wink wink*
  • You trying everything to make him moan
  •  His moan is your favourite sound
  • Him stealing the blanket at night
  • Him begging to shower together
  • “Why not?”
  • “You know, when we get into the shower together, the last thing we do its shower.”
  • You distracting him while he plays video games
  • “(Y/N) stop showing your foot into my face!!!”
  • Him being loud
  • Him making your laptop wallpaper a picture of himself
  • Cuddles on the couch
  • He would start kissing your neck as you cuddle
  • Living with Baekhyun would make you tired but you would have a lot of fun with him! 
how to stay happy

are my intentions good? will my decisions unneccessarily hurt others? am i speaking kindly to others? am i validating other people’s feelings and listening? have i had enough water, food, and sunshine today? what have i done to earn a sense of accomplishment for today? have i answered “how am i feeling today?” with something other than food/drugs/alcohol? did i tell my family i love them? are my needs and wants clearly catergorized? did i shower and put on clothes? have i been to doctors and dentists? are my animals well loved and fed and groomed? is my house clean enough to be functional for everyone who lives here? am i looking for a new way to be happier? always.

Living With the Boys Would Include:

-being overly comfortable with each other 

-doing your makeup while one of them is taking a shower in the same bathroom 

-”hey Y/N you want to join me”

-”nope”

-”but why”

-stealing one of Mikey’s shirts and wearing only that with underwear 

-you/one of the boys walking into the room shouting “I need to cuddle”

-having a hard time choosing which boy to cuddle with when they all want to

-deciding that you will all just lay together

-you getting totally squished underneath them

-doing Cal’s makeup

-helping mike choose what hair color he should choose

-”you should dye it grey”

-”no”

-”then why the hell did you ask me to pick”

-getting mad at Luke because he leaves water everywhere after he showers

-you not shouting at him because you know he will cry

-his face getting all red when you talk to him in a serious tone

-going to parties with the boys 

-you looking hot af

-them all running over to you when a guy starts hitting on you

-cheek kisses

-forehead kisses

-cute hugs

-holding hands even though you’re not dating

this sucked sorry

I just want to acknowledge how much of a freak Callie was in the sheets:

-she planned to use edible body paint on Arizona

-she would literally try her best to just take Arizona, basically toss her on the ground and do her in the living room

-she was literally five seconds away from choking penny and they were both into it 

-she banged Arizona in the shower and when lexie caught them she smirked

-literally told Alex that Arizona was gonna be screaming her name 

-she has a leather jacket (that doesn’t make her a freak in the sheets but it’s a plus)

Remember in Live In Denver when Ryan was just showering Brendon with complements about his voice unintentionally and said that he wouldn’t want anyone else but brendon to sing the songs he wrote and this is what Brendon got out of it bc I do

On triggers and tagging for them...this is for people who refuse to do it.

A trigger warning may mean the difference between you losing two seconds of a minute to extra typing and someone else losing hours of their day to panic attacks and flashbacks.



I don’t care if someone asks you to please tag for clothing hangers or shower drains. Those are things that make someone remember something traumatic. 

What if they work in a laundromat or clothing store where they have to see hangers every day?

What if they clean the showers in a gym or sell showers for a living? 

What if they tolerate their triggers in those situations because they expect to see them there and can mentally brace themselves? 

What if tolerating their trigger is very tiring and they just want to go home to relax without having their mental walls up?

What if they come home, get on Tumblr, see you post a picture of a hanger or drain unexpectedly and get zero sleep because of flashbacks/panic attacks?

Being mean about tagging triggers could cost someone a job or an IRL relationship. 

It’s not a joke and it’s not funny.

Just tag your damn post so that person can feel safe from their trigger until they’re ready to face their trauma on their terms.


Would you be laughing if it was your own family member, spouse or best friend?

INTP problems

● Having a ton of good ideas in your head, but never putting effort into making them a reality

● Stuck between being productive or playing video games all day in bed

● Constantly losing shit

● Wanting affection, but then disregarding it and telling yourself “Oh I don’t need that!! That’s dumb”

● Zoning out at inappropriate times, which is pretty much always?

● Talking someone’s ear off in a one on one conversation to the point where the other person wants to flee for their lives

● Knowing plenty of random subject matter, but once again doing nothing with it

● Getting a recognizable odor to you because spraying cologne or perfumes is less effort than taking a shower (yeah I’m guilty of this)

● Controlling your emotions is like a dog climbing a tree

● When you get “into” someone, you REALLY get into them, and then get confused about why you feel so ridiculous around them

● Love is terrifying and impossible to explain

● Laughing to yourself over stuff on your phone and having people give you strange looks over it

● Thinking of ludicrous, silly, unrealistic possibilities or theories just for the hell of it

● Taking criticism personally and then acting as if it’s no big deal even though inside you’re probably crying or pissed off

● Taking ages to come to a conclusion over something because you think of about 800 different ways it could go

● Last but not least… wanting to be anything else but an INTP because you have waaaaaay too much going on in your head to properly process all of it

I always wanted to see a scene where Leonard found Sheldon and Amy in the shower together but I thought it would be impossible, but now we know that they have showers together … and I know that Sheldon no longer lives in 4a but the writers could invent some situation for Leonard or Penny will find them together in the bathroom in 4b o some thing like that

Awkward // Josh Pieters

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Request-

Hey can you do an imagine where y/n is at her boyfriend josh’s flat taking a shower and you don’t realize that the whole buttercream squad came over and is now sitting in the living room on the couch and you walk in there completely naked in front of them all.

~~

“Babe, I’m gonna shower. Do you need anything while I’m up?” you asked, standing up.

“A beer please,” he said, eyes glued to the computer screen.

You grabbed him a beer and headed to the bathroom.

When you had gotten into the shower Josh was sitting on the couch editing his video, alone.

Once you finished your shower you hopped out and wrapped your hair in a towel. You dried your body while dancing in front of the mirror to I Don’t Want to Live Forever by Zany and Taylor Swift.

After you were completely dried you paused the music, grabbed your phone and opened Instagram. Scrolling through the feed you walked to the kitchen, eyes never leaving the screen.

“Hey babe, did you see the video Zoe and Alfie did? You should ask to do a couples vs. couples video,” you said, opening the fridge. You bent down to grab a soda when you felt a rush of pressure up against your back end.

“Can I help you?” you giggled, straightening yourself and turning around. “If you were horny you could’ve just said so.” You laughed, wrapping your arms around Josh’s neck.

“Damn, Y/n doesn’t play around does she?” you heard. But Josh’s lips didn’t move…. And that wasn’t his voice.

All of the blood drained from your face as you stood there, realizing what was happening.

“Oh. My. God.’ You said, dropping your arms from round your boyfriend’s neck and to your body.

“Yeah,’ he sighed, cheeks red.

“Can someone grab me a blanket, please?” you said quietly, tears welling in your eyes.

You had just showed off your ass to all of your boyfriend’s best mates and you didn’t know what to do.

Someone threw a blanket at Josh and he caught it with one hand, the other one was wrapped around you. He unfolded the blanket and wrapped it around you, he didn’t let go of you though. He held you close to him, and together you walked back to Josh’s room.

Once in his room, you flung yourself onto his bed and began sobbing.

“Love, what’s wrong?” he asked, kneeling beside the bed.

“What wrong?” you stood up on the bed. “Are you blind? All of your friends just saw me naked and I practically shoved my ass in their faces!’ you screamed. “I’ll never be able to look at them again!” you fell onto the bed, pulling your legs close to your chest.

“It’ll be okay. I’ll make them promise not to bring it up again.”

“You will?”

“I’ll go do it right now,” he stood up and left the room. A few minutes later he came back in. “Wanna get dressed and come hang out with us.”

You answered him by standing up and going to his closet. You put on a pair of his sweatpants and an old t shirt that you had left there a while ago.

“Ready?” he asked, standing at by the doorway.

“I guess,” you shrugged and walked out the door.

Josh followed you, wrapping an arm around your waist. You walked into the room and stared at the ground, you couldn’t bear to look any of them in the eyes.

“Y/n?” Caspar asked.

You looked at him, “What’s up guys?” you sat next to Caspar. “What are we doing? Watching a movie? Filming?” you asked trying to make the environment less awkward.

“We were gonna do a live stream, if that’s okay with you.” Joe smiled, waiting for a reply.

“I don’t mind. Whose computer are we using?” you tried your best to carry on the conversation.

~~

It had been a good 10 minutes since the live stream started and none of the boys had mentioned the event that occurred earlier that night.

Until one did.

You were looking at the comments with Conor when he read out, “Most embarrassing memory you guys share?”

You all started talking about it. “Do you guys remember that one time when we were out at lunch and someone recognized Josh and not Caspar?” you laughed.

“Shut up Y/n!” Caspar laughed. “It wasn’t that funny!”

“Yes it was mate.” Joe was doubled over laughing.

Then it happened.

“I don’t know.. I think when Y/n walked out here naked was pretty embarrassing.” Jack laughed.

But no one else did.

“You fucking prick!” you screamed. You stormed out of the room and slammed the door to Josh’s room shut.

“God, she needs to learn to take a joke,” Jack sighed.

“Mate, this is a fucking live stream. We can’t edit it out!” Oli slapped him on the shoulder.

“Shit…” he sighed once again.

Josh had already made his way to his room, hesitantly opening the door.

“Babe?”

“Please, Josh. Please tell them to leave.” You said into the pillow.

And he did. They all left and Jack tweeted an apology to you later that night. It took you about 3 weeks to fully forgive Jack, but once you did, no one brought up that night again.

Because I had shower thoughts and I feel like this isn’t talked about enough:

Being in love with someone doesn’t automatically make them right for you

Someone being right for you doesn’t automatically mean you’ll fall in love with them

People are constantly changing and everyone’s lives progress at different paces at different times, so someone might be right for you now but not in five years and vice versa

There may not be (and more often that not there isn’t) one ‘right person’ or one 'true love’ in your whole life

If you do end up with someone who you love and who is right for you for the long run, that doesn’t necessarily mean all of your other relationships were wrong

If you fall out of love with someone, that doesn’t mean that the love you had before was fake or somehow worthless. You felt what you felt when you felt it and now you don’t. That’s okay. You don’t owe anyone an explanation. (And sometimes you might not have an explanation to give even if you wanted to).

Most, if not all, of your relationships, whether platonic, familial or romantic, will likely teach you something - about yourself or them or the world. What you learn could be good or bad or somewhere in between. All of this is life and learning and it’s completely normal. Don’t feel dejected or ashamed if you don’t have fairytale-style relationships, because honestly that’s the exception to the rule. Let yourself grow and change and experience life in a way that is good for you.

anonymous asked:

With everything that has happened and is sure to happen on Sunday, what would you prefer, a spontaneous proposal right after they save Kensi? Or do you want the beach? Hmmm....

Oh anon, I could go on for quite a while for all of the proposals I’d like to see!

Can I say that what I’d prefer the most is something in between?  I want it to happen that day/night, but I don’t want it to be while she’s like tied to the chair still, or even with everyone around.  I want them at home, showered, sitting on the couch with their takeout, and have Deeks disappear to wherever he’s keeping the ring and walk into the living room on a mission.  I want him to take whatever food carton Kensi has out of her hands, put it down, get on one knee, and dive into his speech all before Kensi can even ask him what he’s doing.  I want her to stare at him, trying to catch up with everything he just said, and just start to nod and then lean forward to kiss him.  When she breaks the kiss, she’ll rest her forehead on his and say yes.

not that I’ve been giving this ANY thought…

alright, who wants to let me come live with them for the next four…possibly eight years? preferably if you live outside of the united states…

i’m really good at listening, i have soft hair, i shower daily, and i’m more than willing to help with all the household chores! please adopt me ; ^ ;

A lot of people think

that it’s easy to get up, wash, get dressed, and get going. I just want to say that these things are an obstacle for many people, myself included.

I can recall two occasions where therapists have completely overlooked my difficulty with “daily living skills”. My clothes may look clean, but god knows I may have been wearing them for the past six days. I’m not gonna lie to you. It’s fucking hard to wash clothes, plan outfits, get up the energy to take a shower, etc. Sometimes I don’t have enough spoons. Sometimes there just aren’t enough fucking spoons.

What this means is that I invest more energy in looking clean, because it’s easier to conserve spoons that way.

What this also means is: if you’re disabled and struggle with “daily living skills” and “hygiene tasks,” you’re not alone.

How To Kill Yourself

Have you ever wanted to just end it? Have you ever said to yourself “I’ve had enough” or “I don’t want to live anymore”? It happens.  To others, more times than we would want to admit. It used to be just a fleeting thought but somehow, lately, you’ve been thinking about it more and more. Waking up, walking the dog, taking a shower, watching TV and before going to bed.  Same thoughts. It won’t go away.  So let’s end this, shall we?

This is a guide on how to kill yourself.

Let’s start with HOW.

Oh, there are so many ways.  Let’s talk about it one by one and examine them up close.  

Slitting ones wrists.

Vertical or Horizontal?  No one’s really sure.

Left or Right? Both? Damn.

How many times? Once? Twice? Three times? Jeez.

Razor or Knife?

All that blood though. Gross. Who’s going to clean it all up?  Just think about the person whose job is to clean up all your blood. Maawa ka naman.  

Slitting ones wrists.

 Next.

Jumping off a building.

Head first or feet?  Do I do a triple loop somethin’ somethin’?  I mean, I’m going to die anyway so might as well.  On the other hand, are you serious?  I mean, why do people do this in the first place?  When I hear about someone who jumped off a building, the first thing that comes to mind is SPLAT! Not a pretty sight.

Jumping off a building.

 Next.

Electrocution via bathtub.

Toaster? Blowdryer? But seriously, who has a bathtub? And do you really want to be shaking like that while your insides burn while waiting to die – NAKED?  It’s just too much going on on this one.   

Electrocution via bathtub.  

Next. 

Gunshot to the head.

What type of gun should you use? Do you have a gun? Where can one get a gun? How long does it take to get a gun?  You need a license for that right? Ugh, nevermind. Also, SPLAT.

Gunshot to the head.

Next.

Drug Overdose.

Gagastos ka pa ba?

Drug Overdose.

After all that’s said and done.  Let’s discuss WHEN would be the best time to kill yourself.

January – New Year

People will be too busy to care because they’re all going to be invested in themselves and their own self improvement.  Sorry, no time for you.

February – Valentine Month

Everyone’s in-love or just in the mood to be in-love. Pang BV ka lang if ngayon mo pa gawin

March – Graduation Month

Everyone’s busy practicing for graduation, finishing their resumes and looking for jobs. And March? Nothing really happens on the month of March. 

April – Summer

Too hot to be dead.  Who’s going to attend your wake when it’s too hot outside to even do anything? No one’s going to show up.

May – Fiesta

Fiesta nga eh. Makikain ka nalang sa neighbor mo. Sayang ang free food. Let’s just check next month.

June – School year begins

Everyone’s excited to be in school. If you die, walang mag aabsent.

July – Cinemalaya season

I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t miss this for the world. If you don’t know what this is, just check it out before killing yourself.  You won’t regret going, I swear.

August – Habagat season (Linggo ng Wika din)

 It’s too cold outside. They would rather sleep than go to your wake. Or others might go to Baguio. Not everyone will be able to attend. Remember, this only happens once. You only die once so make it count.

September – Habagat season (Check August)

October – Halloween

What? Miss the chance to see drunk people while wearing funny, dumb and crazy costumes? It’s gold. No one should miss such an epic event.

November – All Souls Day (Araw ng mga patay)

Redundant. Wag nalang.

December – Christmas

Really? Just think about the presents.

Alright, now that you’ve decided when to kill yourself, let’s discuss WHY you want to kill yourself.

Are you sad?  Do you feel like no one really cares and loves you anymore? I get you. We all feel that sometimes. We all feel alone sometimes. It’s just how it is. One day, when everything is right again, you’ll realize that the people you thought didn’t love you actually love you. It’s just a feeling, it will go away. It changes. You have to realize that everything can and will change. Feelings don’t stay the same forever.  

Do you hate your parents and your life in general? Hate is such a strong word. My take on the word hate is that sometimes it’s a good thing to hate. At least you know that you still feel something. You can still change how you feel as long as you still feel it. (Feel feel feel. Puro feel.)

Do you hate the way you look and feel right now?  Just focus on the words “right now”. It’s just for right now and you can always, always change what is right now.  

Do you feel like there are a lot of things missing from your life (like a lot a lot)?  It always helps to count the things you have and you’re grateful for. It helps to remember those things and to hold on to them as tight as you can as to never lose grip of what’s real. You can always get the things that are missing right now. But you have to remember to hold on to what you have now because we don’t want to them to join the “missing file”. You have to hold on to them, cherish them and love them forever.  

So WHY do you want to kill yourself?  I want you to think about it real hard.  You can’t do it and regret it after because you’d already be dead.  You can’t undo it because you’d already be dead. You’d already be dead! Now what? It sucks when life keeps giving you a hard time.  But you have to keep one thing in mind before you actually think about doing it once and for all. Hope. Hope that things might get better. Hope that if you decide not to kill yourself today that tomorrow and the days after that, you won’t have to think about killing yourself anymore.

So I said this is about how to kill yourself. Because I know that that’s all we think about sometimes. How do I do it? How will I do it when I finally decide to kill myself? This just made us realize what will happen when we decide to end it all. When we decide to give up, what happens next? But instead of thinking about how you can kill yourself, think about what you can do to stop thinking about ending your life. It’s your life anyway. If you don’t like what’s happening now, just change it. Do something different that will keep yourself alive. Don’t give up. Suicide is for quitters. Don’t be a quitter. Stay alive.  

So if you’re reading this today, don’t kill yourself today. If you think about it again tomorrow, read it again tomorrow. Just don’t, okay?

can we just let bisexuals be with whoever they want? i get real pissed off when people tell me i’m not bisexual just because i’m in a relationship with a straight man and i’ve never been with a girl before. that doesn’t make me any less valid. that doesn’t diminish my sexuality. stop telling bisexuals who they should be and who they should love and let them live.

So, I was taking a survey my school sent around the other day and was appalled when I came across this question.

A little background. I live on campus, and in the student housing they have community bathrooms. One for males and one for females with multiple toilet stalls and multiple shower stalls. They also have 2 individual “gender neutral” bathrooms. This question implies they would want to turn the large bathrooms “gender neutral” so that any and everyone can use them, and to that I say ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Why is it that one person could say “I’m not comfortable in this class” and a professor would be forced to change their entire curriculum and demeanor, but it’s totally okay to make girls uncomfortable taking showers with guys and vice versa, and if you say ANYTHING about being uncomfortable you’re considered a bigot, homophobe or transfobe. “How DARE you feel uncomfortable, can’t you see we’re trying to be PROGRESSIVE? Oh you’re uncomfortable because your professor triggered one of your microaggressions? Better have that professor give a public apology to the whole school and take diversity and tolerance classes. We’re doing this for YOUR happiness.”

Pff get out of here with that nonsense. I’m not tolerating it if they decide to make all the bathrooms gender neutral. You better believe that.

Steve Rogers dating a plus sized girl would include

Originally posted by buddyineedyou

  • him adoring every inch of your gorgeous body
  • making sure to always tell you how beautiful and amazing you are
  • using your boobs as pillows
  • “but they’re comfyyyyyyy”
  • encouraging you to eat as much as you want
  • always keeping you close to him when you’re out because he wants to show the world that you’re his and he is yours
  • piggy back rides
  • so many tickle fights
  • kissing your insecurities
  • him being the big spoon while cuddling
  • taking relaxing nice baths
  • so much hand kissing
  • avengers making fun of him because he’s whipped
  • him living for your booty
  • always catching him staring at your bum
  • “Steven!”
  • him blushing terribly
  • blowing raspberries on your belly
  • kissing your stretch marks and showering them with love
  • buying you cute random gifts
  • “i saw this and it reminded me of you”
  • leaving cute little notes around the house
  • showering together
  • him worshiping your body with every chance he gets because you’re FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT