i want the receipts

I want to be a dyke to watch out for but instead I am the dyke that just said “You too!” when the cashier asked if I wanted my receipt. Sorry Alison.

I understand how “women and femmes” caught on, because there was a desire to describe a group of people associated through the general lens of womanhood/misogyny/lesbianism when some of those people are non-binary or otherwise not strictly identified as women

But the thing is:

1) this usage distances the word femme from it’s specifically lesbian connotation and history

2) and it alienates butch and gnc women by the implicit association of womanhood and femininity (this, when the phrase is not explicitly used in an argument that ‘masculine people’ exert power over ‘feminine people’)

and like… ultimately it’s an incredibly lazy, vague shorthand that does not really represent a cohesive group of people yet somehow still manages to throw a ton of women and nb woman-aligned people under the bus because they don’t fall under some bullshit umbrella of feminity

anonymous asked:

WAIT Whaaaa? The boys have kissed each other before? Whennnnnn I need deetsss and receipts ๐Ÿ˜†

When Jimin wanted to kiss JK

Originally posted by ultranicolet

When Jhope and Jimin where faking making out (Look at the hands and head movements)

Originally posted by maydey

We still don’t know to this day what JK was doing here

Originally posted by munetaekook

Or when V suddenly had to kiss JK’s ear 

Originally posted by bangtanboysbutterfly

That time when you could hear the screams of ARMYs from the moon because

Originally posted by baking-suga-kookies

When V was kissed by Jimin and he liked it

Originally posted by jxnhyungs

And when Rapmon was kissed by Jin and he loved it

Originally posted by byunbaekill

BUT THE BEST ONE, THE REAL ONE, THE PASSIONATE ONE, Is when Jhope and V kissed for real (while suga was shipping it) 

Originally posted by missbaptan

BONUS: Jungkook and suga are all of us (two types of ARMYs)

Originally posted by vhopeiseverywhere

May this post make your ship kiss 

Riordanverse Characters As Things I’ve Seen/Heard/Said at Work

Grover: That guy who opened his wallet and a bunch of sticks came out

Percy: “If I get hit by a car in the parking lot, will I still get paid?”

Annabeth: “Get back here you Danny Devito looking motherfucker”

Frank: “Have a good boy”

Hazel: That lady who had two alpacas in her pickup truck

Leo: “If you use too much cleaner in the oven it can blow up.” ‘Ok, but how much is that…hypothetically speaking”

Jason: “How many times do I have to get hit in the head before I don’t have to come to work anymore?”

Piper: That delivery person who always asks if they are looking sexy

Nico: *buys his boyfriend a coffee* “wow, cheap first date”

Reyna: “Are you bleeding?” “Yes, but I’m wearing two pairs of gloves so it’s okay.”

Will:”Do you want your receipt?” “No thanks, I can’t read.”

Magnus: That guy who came in at 10:30 at night completely sober without a shirt and only wearing 1 shoe

Samirah:  “If I take a dime out of the leave-a-penny-take-a-penny, does that make me an asshole?” “Yes”

Alex: “Your total is $4.20.” “420?” *whispers* “the weed number”

Hearthstone: I need to wear this jacket at all times…for the aesthetic, Gary.

Blitzen: Those group of guys dressed in neon and drove a group of bright, rainbow jeeps. Referred to as the Brigayde. 

Carter: “Maybe you should do your job better.” “Maybe you should mind your business.”

Sadie:  That person who always wears a unicorn onesie and only comes in after 10 pm. 

Zia: “I am not a white girl. I don’t drink. I have standards”

Walt: “Shrek is my spirit animal”

Apollo: That person who threatened to call the news on us because we wouldn’t give them a discount on gas

Meg: “Please don’t kill moths. Their lives mean more to me than yours”

Calypso: *chugs an entire 16 oz Red Bull in one sitting* “God is dead”

today i went to a bakery and ordered a bun from a rly cute cashier and later when i looked at the receipt he’d written “i think you have really pretty hair” on it and um someone pls stop me from going back bc im just going to embarrass myself by getting my hopes up

Chapter 50 Eremin Meta/ Theory/Headcanon

So, first, I’ve got to say that I’m really, really, really busy. I’ve got a graduation thesis to finish until next week, so I really can’t do much over here. Btw, I’m so glad Eremin Month and Ex0’s comeback will be after I’m done with that damn thesis, but anyway, let’s get to the topic.

First, I’ve got to say that I didn’t watch the last three or four episodes of Season 2 (I really don’t remember where I stopped, that’s how crazy I am over everything I have to do). In any case, I knew that the chapter 50 episode would come out one of these weeks, and I checked the Eremin tag because, well, I wanted a sneak-peak of how bad it would be. Well, from what I’ve seen, it was bad indeed.

So, I grabbed my volume 12 and went to look again at the scene, just to soothe myself a little (or to scream over how baffling this whole thing is, whichever you prefer), and I noticed something.

Mika.sa starts talking and Ere.n looks at Armi.n, we all know it. But then, Mika.sa says the following:

Ere.n is looking at her, alright? Look how cute this Ere//Mika moment is. We can’t deny that it is touching, though I can’t look at it with shipper eyes. Anyway, then, in the next page, we have this:

I don’t think it’s too clear in this image, but in my printed version is it clear enough to me. I’ll point it out:

Mika.sa says she’s thankful for Eren being with her and she says “Thank you for teaching me how to live”, as you can see above. Then, Ere.n is looking at her, but in the last panel we have here, you can see that he tilts his body AND face towards Ar.min, while Mika.sa’s back is facing Ar.min, which means Ere,n isn’t looking at her. I’m not here to belittle Mika.sa’s and Ere;n’s relationship. What I wanted to say is: Ere.n hears what Mika.sa says and looks at Ar.min. My shipper goggles say it’s not coincidence. Let’s see why:

From what we’ve seen, Isa.yama has emphasized time and time again that it was Ar.min who has shown Ere.n a new perspective of life, and, from there, Ere.n has a goal in life, he’s not living meaninglessly. Ar.min was responsible for that, and it is explicitly said in the manga more than once. I’ll just throw here one of these moments, so people who don’t pay enough attention won’t say I’m delusional (and because I’m never tired of this scene):

So, what does this all mean? Well, after Mika.sa said that Ere.n taught her how to live, he looks at Ar.min. Coincidence? My shipper goggles say no. What I take from this is: Ere.n looks at Ar.min because, in his case, Ar.min is the one he’s thankful for teaching him how to live, and he doesn’t want to lose that. But this is just a theory to make me feel better about that damn anime, my headcanon. If anyone agrees, great; If not, it’s okay, but if you come to throw shit at me, well, I don’t have time to discuss, but if I had, I have an arsenal of receipts to throw at anyone who comes saying eremin isn’t all that.

Hope we can all overcome this and that Isa;yama proves us again, as he always does, how important they are to each other.

Ok so I’m adding to the “tea spilling”

I hate to do this because I’ve stepped away from the fandom and really am just fed up with it. And in light of the kind of stunts they are running right now - this is the last straw. I have been sitting on a story from my friend (I’m posting this for her. And she previously wanted me to keep it private but she gave me permission to post it.) I HAVE TO SAY THIS IS NOT MY STORY - MY friend gave me permission to post it. Please respect me and do not ask me who it is. She is not famous so it doesn’t matter who she is. This will be my last post about 1D for a long time if even forever. Because this fandom is NOT healthy. But anyway here’s the story (I won’t answer asks about it because I’m not posting it for the attention on me.) It’s a receipt that UAs deceive and contribute to damage control. Also if they tweet random shit about Larry or anything really that’s out of place like there’s prolly a reason why even if nobody is talking about anything in particular.

Now my friend was telling me and a group of friends about this little incident clubbing. It was in May in LA (it would have had to be May 9th? Because I tweeted the 10th about last night Calvin fucked up which I’m gonna add later.) that time Louis went clubbing with Calvin, Oli and Liam. It’s nothing incriminating to Louis OR Harry’s sexuality. BUT my friend’s friend went clubbing with them that night (the one night Liam was with them.) My friend told me that that her friend told her that Calvin was trying to get these girls to go back to the hotel where Oli, Calvin, etc were staying at and he was SO smashed and he was saying that the guys will be there and that they should come back with them and then backtracked to say that Louis wouldn’t be there because he’s staying at Harry’s. Now my friends and I didn’t really know if this was true but nonetheless we got a kick out of it and (I have a couple screencaps of tweets I sent out about the situation.) TO WHICH THIS GETS BETTER:

SO the next day 1DAlerts comes online to say they’re pretty sure Louis was staying with FRIENDS not Harry. Pretty convenient, eh? Nobody understood why they tweeted this. Because I mean aside from the normal chatter like NOBODY was tweeting about this story which is the MOST hilarious part! “Obviously….”

So here are my receipts:

If you see my tweets shading the situation are timestamped a couple hours BEFORE their tweet. And even better another friend of mine posted shading them for covering up when his friend fucks up and they called her crazy and were just “stating their opinion” They didn’t even mention the UA by name or the people involved :’)  The funniest bit is we all were sitting on this and they really just confirmed the story to us when they were trying to cover it up… And no that one I’m replying to on these screencaps don’t know anything and is not my friend in this story so don’t harass them about this. I will not be divulging who it is. So again PLEASE respect and don’t ask who it is. I don’t wanna send out 18237429847289 replies saying no. It’s just gonna be a blanketed no.

some people believe that emotions can be transferred via touch, especially when the feelings are intense and the touching is intentional. looking at jimin’s birthday video and the amount of times hobi rubbed, massaged, and held onto jimin’s shoulders, it makes me think he was using his body to communicate all of the love and strong affection he feels towards jimin. i mean…look at him…

To all freelance artists or anyone who freelances anything

You have a union.
ttps://www.freelancersunion.org/

There you can learn some stuff about freelancing and even find medical and dental care. It is super important to know what you can get. Remember, being an artist IS a job! You are your own manager, so you have to treat yourself like one!!!

If you are freelance you qualify for a lot of things. This includes tax cuts on your rent… (if you work from home. You might qualify, you might not. Doesn’t hurt to check!!!!)

If you make over a certain amount of money a year as a freelancer, you have to pay taxes, but be sure to make sure you can get those deductions!!!

Other ways to get deductions is to donate! So be sure to go donate to Goodwill or something, old clothes/books/things… and get a receipt. Anything helps!!

I just wanted to be sure people know about this cause it is amazing.

If you do want to get started with freelance, there are a lot of books to help you get started. 


https://www.amazon.com/Creative-Inc-Ultimate-Successful-Freelance
https://www.amazon.com/Art-Inc-Essential-Building-Career/

Those are just a couple of books I like that help me. 

There will be a lot of naysayers who tell you this work doesn’t pay off. That they tried and it failed. MOST BUSINESSES FAIL IN TWO YEARS!!! If you honestly love your work, have a passion for it, and really REALLY FUCKING WORK HARD… You can do it.

IT WILL SUCK.

IT WILL BE HARD.

But like anything anyone does, it will pay off.

Nothing worth having in life comes easy. 

Just remember that kiddos. I hope this post helps someone.

-Pigeon mod 

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Charity Project for Puerto Rico

I’ve uploaded the following prints to my store -CrispArtPrints on etsy. If you just type CrispArtPrints in the search engine the store should pop up for you. I chose these based on popularity and size (my local printer dictated it).ALL of the proceeds will go to the Hispanicfederation.org to aid those who have been devastated in Puerto Rico.I have felt a calling to help them and ,maybe, we can all do this together. :)

Now, this will take trust on your part but (if you guys want me to) I can post the amount (and receipts) every week on a tumblr post and you guys can keep up with the amount. Keep in mind that I have to pay for shipping supplies (which won’t be terrible) and that will slightly cut into the overall sale. Just know, it’s all going to charity and that my goal is to help people (and not get sued for profiting off fan art). Now, I have a brand new job working for a game company starting tomorrow so be patient with me as far as posting goes.

 This set will be up until November 2nd (because I leave for the Burbank Convention on the third) and if I’m able to add a new Zelena and Hook one those will be left up for a month.

Rian Johnson was very adamant about having a woman of color playing the character to “subvert expectations”. His pick was Rodriguez from the get-go, but something didn’t gel there at all with anyone else but him. Kathleen Kennedy’s favorite was Bel Powley. KMT didn’t come into the fray until a little later.
—  casting. not a surprise, but I thought you might want receipts in case KK comes rolling round trying to claim KMT as a diversity win for herself/Lucasfilm. no no no, we know who to thank, and it’s Rian for fighting and Kelly Marie Tran for being fucking amazing. also no Gina Rodriguez? I feel cheated