i want that dollar

I explicitly bought this 145 dollar ergo 3-position baby carrier because I wanted to be able to have Chubbs ride along on my back as I cleaned/walked/etc. But the way this thing keeps sagging on me no matter what position I put it in makes me wonder if I am just too small to use it???? or am  I just stupid???

anonymous asked:

Hi I wanted to ask, how much does your art cost in US dollars or do you only take a certain kind of money?

hey hey nonny!!

i only accept payment in EUR which is no problem for US customers (or customers from other parts of the world) because if you buy from my shop then the payment will automatically be converted to your currency when it’s taken out of your paypal-account and it’s pretty much the same if you pay my invoices manually (for commissions and the like)!!

here’s a currency converter to check prices in your currency!!

They’re too nice to fight each other what are you even talking about.

I should just open a period store

It’ll sell pads, tampons, diva cups, assorted pain killers, sweat pants, comfortable underwear, XXXL t-shirts, fuzzy socks, heating pads, hot water bottles.. There will be a snack session, assorted sweet and salty treats, assorted flowers, stuffed animals, people can drop off coupons (Free ice cream cone anyone?) as donations.. There will be a lounge in the back of the store where you can chill and watch chick flicks and snack and bitch about your bitchiness, it’ll be great

Spideypool Proposal
  • Wade Wilson: [goes down on one knee, and presents the finest of candy ring pops] Peter, will you marry me?
  • Peter Parker: Aren't rings supposed to be like 10% of your salary?
  • Wade Wilson: I stopped killing people with your help, so I am officially out of the mercenary business. In fact, I don't even have this month's rent.
  • Peter Parker: [starts tearing up] We're both so poor.
  • Wade Wilson: Are you okay?
  • Peter Parker: I'm just a little upset.
  • Wade Wilson: [stands up] Why??? Did I do something wrong? If you need more time, that's okay!!! I'm sorry for rushing things.
  • Peter Parker: No, it's just-- [gets down on one knee] You beat me to the proposal. [presents a plastic Spider-Man ring]
  • Wade Wilson: [gingerly takes ring and puts it on his pinky since that's the only finger that it barely fits] You've made me the happiest man alive, I'll keep this until it breaks! Which might not be too long because I will probably lose my hand during a fight or some shit. [pulls him into a hug]
  • Peter Parker: [smiles] Don't worry, I have more. [pulls out a whole bag]
  • And I'm sorry, but I'll probably eat yours when the ramen supply runs out.
  • Wade Wilson: You have a problem. But I got you covered, babe. [pulls out bag of ring pops] And they're all red.
  • Peter Parker: [smiles] I love you. [pulls him into a kiss]
"What do you want for Christmas?"

Me: “Money.”

“Nooooo that’s not a thoughtful gift! Choose an actual THING 😊”

Me: “M-O-N-E-Y”

Money for a new tattoo.
Money for new clothes.
Money for some new weave.
Money for a new PS4 game.
Money for some Converses.
Money for some gas and an oil change.
Money for that one pop-up bill every month.
Money for some jewelry.
Money for some Chinese food.
MONEY.
I’M AN ADULT, SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE, GIVE ME THAT FUCKING CASH AND CALL IT A DAMN DAY.

  • jesper: im going to taco bell yall watn anything
  • inej: i want my family back
  • kuwei: i want to go to ravka
  • matthias: i want the false charges against me dropped
  • nina: i want the persecution of my people to end
  • wylan: i want my mother back and to have a home where im accepted for who i am
  • kaz: i want 30 million kruge
  • jesper: yea i got like 12 dollars