So, I’m at a Mexican restaurant with my mom right now because she talked me into margaritas.
Anyway, while we were walking in, I was giving her crap about her hair.
“What did you do to it? There’s a triangle of brown showing beneath the blonde. It looks really out of place–did you know someone did this?”
My mom just grinned and replied, “Yeah, I wanted it to match the other triangle I’ve got. Ya'know, like the Linkin Park song. From the top to the bottom!”
And then I just had to stop and hold onto the side of the door while I died.