i want one for my cat

anonymous asked:

That Little Doll fic you linked to was smokin hot. My goodness. Got any more recs like it? I'm new to thorki and didn't realise there was so much delicious kink in the fandom.

Ha! My friend, if you like a plethora of kinks, you’ve come to the right fandom. 

The cat who got the cream  and The cat who got collared by ravenbringslight

Thor’s Chubby In This One by thisdorkyficthing

Say Yes If You Want It (Good Luck If You Don’t) by loki-on-mjolnir 

Forty-One by needleyecandy

paradise by the dashboard light by sexualthorientation 

Golden by Lokincest

Little Cow by Lokincest

Tumblr prompts by ohfreckle

Shades of Black by ohfreckle

Diplomatic Mission by thisdorkyficthing

I Remember a Shadow by illwynd

30 Visions by illwynd

Pup by illwynd

My will is bondsman to the dark by amberfox17

Dirty Little Secret by cavaleira

Got a Burnin’ Desire by thisdorkyficthing

nothing good comes after midnight by curds_and_wheyface, sexualthorientation

Veni Vidi Vici by miikkaa_xx

Covetous by Laydee_Liesmith

sweet violent urge by sugarbabyloki

La Dolce Vita by umakoo

Those Things Which Last Forever by needleyecandy

Princely Punishment by Akaiba

a soul that’s changing its shape by grim_lupine

Do me, brother (every which way) by ravenbringslight

Madness Will Reign by karuvapatta

The Terms of Pleasure by CalamityCain

Y’all, I’m at 1,000 followers now (which is awesome, thank you guys!)

To celebrate, I’ll do one of three things that my friends suggested:

  1. Post of a picture of me in a cat onesie
  2. Post a drawing of a humanoid version of rover
  3. Post of me doing a dramatic reading of a bad fan fiction

Reblog or comment with which one you want me to do

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500 Follower Gift!

Hey everyone! I recently hit 500 followers and I wanted to do something special to say thank you, so I built a cat cafe! It’s pretty small, but I’m proud of it. 

Build Info

  • Lot Name: Le Chat Cafe
  • Lot Type: Cafe
  • CC Used: None
  • Where To Download: Right here (SFS + No Adfly) or on the Gallery under the Origin ID lizzamorango


I really can’t thank you all enough for being so kind to me in my year here! I appreciate every single one of you <3

obriens-train-wreck  asked:

My dream with harry is to have a tiny Manhattan apartment. With a window in our bedroom that overlooks the city. With a bed that takes up most of the "bedroom" which is actually just a small space that is by the living room. No walls except for the bathroom. But we would find one with a full kitchen because even though I would want to use the oven for storage, h loves to cook. We could have a gold fish because there's no other room for pets like dogs or cats. And we would be content. Together.

This is everything I have ever wanted out of my life as well wOW :(

I was tagged by @dgrace29 and @flyinghetfield (some time ago, i’m sorry!).  Thank you! :D


Rules: Answer these questions and then tag some people who you want to get to know better!

Name: Natalie

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Capricorn

Sexual Orientation: Straight.

Favourite Colours: Purple

Average Hours of Sleep: 6-7

Cat or Dog Person?: Both! ha!

Favourite Fictional Character?: Oh that’s a hard one. My favourite at the moment is Michael from The Good Place. 

Favourite Bands/Singers?: Metallica, Muse, Black Stone Cherry, Iron Maiden, Misfits, Danzig, The Dead Kennedys, Faith No More, Fleetwood Mac, Michael Jackson, George Michael. These are the main ones, my music taste is quite varied if you were to look at my music collection.

Dream Trip: So many places. I want to visit Iceland to see th Northern Lights. I’d want to visit some cities in Europe like Prague, Venice, Copenhagen etc and i would absolutely love to visit San Francisco one day. 

Dream Job: Some kind of job in the music industry, but that’ll never happen so for now, i’ll stick with my current job as a midwife. 

When was this blog created: June 2017

Current Number of Followers: 482 (about a third are probably porn blogs for some reason! Why they follow me i have no fucking clue!)

When did this blog reach its peak: No idea! I don’t think it has and it probably won’t!

Time Right Now: 9.47 pm

Song Stuck in my Head: Nothing at the moment. 

Last Movie I Watched: Thor: Ragnarok

Last TV Show I Watched: The Good Place

What am I Wearing Right Now: Pyjamas

What Kind of Stuff do I post: Band stuff, mostly Metallica. 

Do I get Asks: Now and then, not all the time. 

Why did I choose my URL: I was trying to be witty with my love for Metallica and Pugs. 

Lucky Number: don’t have one

Following: 150

I tag @back-to-the-front, @acidphantom, @darthvadors, @insecuritykillsallthatsbeautiful, @jaymzcatfield, @oceanmachine, @hetfields-left-nut but only if you want to of course. 

i was tagged by @wing–it even though she knows all this stuff about me. thanks babe!

Rules: Tag 10 followers you’d like to get to know better

Name: elle

Nickname(s): elle is my nickname!

Gender: female

Star sign: virgo

Height: 5′8″

Sexuality: uhhhhh idk like ace/bi or something? i don’t know. i’ve stopped worrying about it!

Hogwarts house: hufflepuff

Average hours of sleep: 8-9 i love sleep

Dog or cat person: cats! i love dogs though.

Blanket you sleep with: one fluffy comforter and an electric blanket for the winter

Dream trip: ahhh so many places! iceland, new zealand, india, the list is v long

When I made my blog: january (wow i can’t believe it’s been almost year!)

Followers: hmmm i think i have a little over a thousand? i haven’t checked in a bit.

Why I made a Tumblr: i wanted to talk to my friends from aO3!

Reasons for my url: i was super into tokyo ghoul back in january and it was my aO3 name.

im tagging @otasucc, @scattycathy, @meimagino, @tenaciouscorpse, @honeyguardian, @postingpebbles

anonymous asked:

You're one of the few people I follow who is also into Warrior cats so I just wanted to ask your advice on fanfic writing: Should I or should I not include a prophecy as a way to get a severely depressed character to have hope and get off his tail and DO something instead of wallow in misery? (sorry about the vagueness)

i think it sort of just depends on you!!! i for one dont really enjoy prophecies and i cant write them, so i dont include them in my stories - i usually am more able to write things around them rather than for them

but if you like prophecies and want to include one, do it!! having a character think of a prophecy as a sign of hope could be a really cool dynamic

i’ve done this like a hundred times now but i’ve met so many amazing people, so here we go again!

facts about me:
- my name is mathea
- i’m from norway
- my “passion” is basically just tv shows: stranger things, the walking dead, lucifer, brooklyn nine nine, one day at a time, this is us etc etc
- i’m an infp
- i love animals !! i have a cat and a dog
- i’m literally The Most anxious person ever lol


what i look for in a friend:

- someone who wants to be really close !! put an effort into our friendship, and i will do the same !!
- watch at least 1 or 2 of the tv shows i watch
- i’d prefer someone who’s part of the lgbtq+ community, because i myself am a hUGE GAY (i identify as queer/gay. some people might call me a lesbian, but personally i don’t feel like that term suits me)
- let’s rant or have some deep talks !! maybe talk about childhood memories, conspiracy theories, the universe?? anything !! let’s get to know each other !!
- i don’t care about your age (as long as you’re not like 40 sjdjf), religion, ethnicity, sexuality or gender, as long as you’re not a pervert.


you can find me on:

tumblr - @presumptuousmax or @willswinona

or

twitter - @rydersrhee

it’s so weird hearing americans talk about Target© as some kind of semi-religious holy space of reasonably priced goods and services, bc in it’s short, fever-dream existence up here in the frozen north it was… Not Good. 

in my experience with the three (3) i went to in the surrounding area it was. uh. you know when you step into a place and there’s nothing immediately noticeably wrong but you can just Feel that this is a Bad Space? like the kind of space where if you catch a glimpse of your mother walking down an aisle and turning a corner you know it’s a demonic trick and if you follow her it’ll lead you down a path to a dark space you can’t return from?

or you go in with your friend who’s right next to you but you get a text from them saying “hey i’m in the shoe aisle, you should come here” and you know it’s a trap from the devil? like other things:

  • only half of the dim, washed out, often flickering fluorescent lights were lit at any given time, usually only every-other set, leaving these valleys of darkness that made entire aisles inaccessible for fear of shadow people latching on to your soul like a dark passenger. 
  • entire sections were just Empty. empty shelves with no product, never any employees filling them up, no boxes waiting to be unpacked, no signs saying what should be there.
  • no employees at all actually? wandering around the store even though the parking lots were full and you walked in with a group of 20 or so felt so lonely. you could walk the whole place and it was dead silent and the only other “people” around always were several aisles away with their back turned, unmoving. there was always only one cashier and there was never anyone in her line.
  • there was never any music on or announcements played? another place that does this are all the dollar trees in my area and it gives me anxiety. i feel like i’m being hunted, like i have to hold my breath and listen for the footsteps of beasts in other aisles. 
  • the fitting rooms had a strange, dark energy to them. it felt like if you ever used them, whatever universe you closed the door on would not be the same one you stepped out into when you were done. the washrooms also contained this same dark energy.
  • passing the employees-only doors felt like wandering too close to a bears den. the glass windows never showed anything going on back there, no racks of product, no employees milling around. it was just pitch black, complete darkness. a hungry void.
  • leaving a target was the same disorienting feeling as leaving a dark theatre and exiting into the light. sound and colour and feeling rush back in. you feel like you can breathe again. a weight is lifted from your shoulders. you can’t remember any of the time you spent inside the target.

it is my sincere belief that the targets in canada never existed. the storefronts were put up, yes, but the stores themselves were vast empty caverns filled with dark dreams and sinister interlopers attracted to the malignant leftover energies from zellers. passing through the automatic doors was meant to teleport us to the nearest american location, but something went wrong and we entered an unnatural zone halfway between the upside down and whatever it was that happened in the langoliers. 

i believe the balls outside target are carefully crafted and powerfully attuned magical artifacts that keep up the illusion known as Target©, but were incorrectly spaced in canada due to a mixup between the metric and imperial systems of measurement, and that is why the brief twilight zone episode that was canadian target collapsed virtually overnight.

revolutionary idea: pet ownership is not a human right.

cats scratch. dogs bark. certain rare pets are not adapted to living in a regular domestic setting. if your home is not suited for an animal to express their most basic natural behaviours or your situation makes absolutely predictable traits into dealbreakers, then you should not have that kind of pet. “but i want one” is not an acceptable excuse for owning an animal you won’t provide for.

Ravenclaw: I wonder why my back always hurts.
Slytherin: I think it has to do with your poor posture.
Ravenclaw: What do you mean?
Slytherin:
Ravenclaw: *sitting like this*

And then she stopped his heart.

She lifted her head, her chest heaving as she panted and she shot him a triumphant look, her bluebell eyes sparkling from under the reach of her dark fringe. And she smirked.

And right then and there Adrien knew he was absolutely screwed.

Because he wasn’t playing Dodge Ball with Marinette.

He was playing with Ladybug.

Inspired by this fic!

anonymous asked:

whats so great about lotor?

i can’t tell if this ask is genuine or passive-aggressive but either way you gave me an opportunity to yell about lotor so here i go

  • analytical, cunning and manipulative
  • reads people like books and has his way with words
  • adjusts his behaviour, body language and even choice of words depending on who he’s talking to like bitch i do that too
  • aj locascio’s voice
    • no seriously. his v o i c e
  • made his Big Entrance in a gladiator arena in front of thousands of galra and just waited for the right moment to make his Dramatic Reveal why is he so extra
    • gained the empire’s faith in one (1) carefully planned-out speech even though his ideals are vastly different from zarkon’s
  • charismatic and charming
  • fangs
  • acknowledges his enemy’s strengths just as much as their weaknesses. he doesn’t look down on people unless they’ve given him a valid reason to do so
  • knows how to exploit his opponent’s weak points but also how to use their strengths to his advantage
    • throk’s fiery spirit led to lotor provoking him so he couldn’t focus
    • keith’s determination to track lotor quickly turned into lotor playing the paladins against themselves
  • actually explains his plans and intentions in detail when questioned by his subordinates
  • does the dirty work himself instead of having others do it for him
  • UNLESS said others are his enemies
    • “we’ll just wait right here until team voltron get their asses back and THEN snatch the comet ore right from under their rusty robot nose. genius”
  • lectures throk in the middle of battling him and gives him genuine advice like i bet he does this with every opponent
    • “your technique is flawless”
    • “you should probably work on your personality tho”
    • “wait a sec i gotta - no, you’re doing it wrong let me show you -”
  • let’s not forget
    • “well played, paladin”
  • he’s cute as shit
  • the “let’s invite our guest aboard” facial expression
  • claws!!!!!!
  • Oh No I’m Handcuffed Better BREAK MY BONES
  • ripped a dude’s arm off in order to be able to dramatically throw it at haggar’s feet 
  • season 3 episode 6 “Tailing a Comet” 22:45
  • Daddy Issues™ 
  • Mommy Issues™ 
  • i s s u e s ™ 
  • is pretty self-analytical and doesn’t overestimate himself, he’s aware of his own limits and knows when he’s lost a fight
    • fuck you dad i’m gonna fly into the fucking SUN that’ll show you
  • saved keith’s ass
    • seriously i owe him for that one
  • [busts in 5 minutes early without starbucks] “yeah so paladins listen the Fuck up i know the entire universe wants me dead right now and we’ve had our differences in the past but - no LISTEN -”
  • he’s literally the meme of the grinning cat that’s being pointed knives at by 47 people
  • he looked so tired and sad after escaping his ex-team it broke my fucking heart man
  • prince lotor was neglected by his parents, exiled, betrayed by the only people he genuinely cared for and now it’s literally him against the universe