i want my hat back

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bonus:

i’m really surprised that i haven’t seen this in the fandom yet! each ‘page’ is numbered for your convenience. based off the picture book (x)

Gotham Finale in a Nutshell:

I apologise for the absolutely horrific quality, really, it is bad… but I just had to! 

So… sorry, sorry, not completely sorry. 

Also, I strongly recommend Jon Klassen’s book (I Want My Hat Back), it’s one of the most… interesting children’s books I’ve ever read. And one of my favourites, too. Go read!

  • Me: *puts my hand in my hair to itch my scalp*
  • Me: ho don't do it
  • Me: *starts pulling out hair instead*
  • Me: oh my god
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I bet Robin buys Morgan the same book every year for her birthday.

  • *221B*
  • Molly: *playing with baby Rosie; wearing the deerstalker*
  • Rosamund: *giggling*
  • Sherlock: *feigning annoyance* Do you have to wear that stupid thing?
  • Molly: *shrugs* She loves it.
  • MP Mary: *watching over Rosie; smirking* She's not the only one.
  • Sherlock: *ignores her* I-I don't want her getting attached.
  • Molly: *rolls her eyes; tickles her goddaughter* Is Uncle Sherlock being a grumpy pants?
  • Rosamund: *squeals happily; kicking her legs*
  • MP Janine: *sitting on the sofa* She does look good, though.
  • MP Irene: *nods* Even I didn't look that good.
  • MP Jim: *peering dramatically out of the window; sighs* I would've.
  • Molly: *nudges his leg* Well?
  • Sherlock: *shakes his head* Hmm? *looks up*
  • Molly: *still wearing the hat; frowns* I was going to order takeaway. You want anything?
  • Sherlock: *staring; nods slowly*
  • Molly: *nods; goes to the laptop*
  • Sherlock: *blinks*
  • Sherlock: *stands* I need some air *marches out of the flat*
  • Molly: ...okay *shrugs*

Concept: the next Fallout game just rips off the exact plot of I Want My Hat Back. No family drama, no existential threats, no automatic entanglement in wasteland politics - you’re just some asshole who really loves their hat. It goes missing one day, and you’ll do anything to get it back.