i want him damnit

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Anders + Looking at Hawke

some more thoughts on the sensates, season 2:

  • will: this boy has TOO MUCH heart he cares about everyone so much i cannot believe a str8 white male character can give me so little grief everyone take notes. cheekbone game is also still strong, but with too much time covered in stubble imo
  • sun: SUN FUCKIN BAK i cannot believe how far my soft baby bird kickass diamond of a character has come she’s so GOOD, but she can also break your neck i love her so much. in more important news however she got reunited with her dog. heckin yes 11/10.
  • lito: continues being the absolute Most™ and we all love him for it. ”i’m practicing””for what?””for my future as a homeless, unemployable failure”. i mean what a fuckin Leo- also relatable as all hell. my beautiful proud gay son. what a gem.
  • riley: sweetest bean in the entire universe, most unrealistic part of s2 is that no one would trust her. she loves a dopey police officer from chicago so much and most importantly she really likes boning him. also shout out for her immense knowledge of graffitied hovels, v impressive.
  • capheus: my newest kid hit it out of the park. he doesn’t have a clue how he got here but he’s still the best person i know and if he doesn’t end up as the president of the world by the end of the series then what are we even doing here?????? also hell yeah my boy got some proud of u bud.
  • nomi: what the hell is this radiant angel and how is she making money. i can’t believe she’s responsible for all of the sensates not being in prison, mvp of the whole fucking show. she’s basically r2d2 if it was a hot, genius woman who fuckin OWNS it. 10/10 five stars would watch again.
  • wolfgang: “he doesn’t really talk” except when he does he BREAKS MY HEART. still the most problematic of all my children but i don’t care i just want him and kala to be happy god fuckin damnit. also i can appreciate the commitment to both his Look and his woman. good one dude.
  • kala: the rambliest and also the smartest, god bless her. honey thinks too much about good and bad when it’s so obvious that she’s a Hoe for the bad boys- specifically German bad boys with unresolved anger issues. also shot a gun and it was pretty fuckin hot tbh.

other thoughts on other characters:

  • whispers: hey man FUCK YOU and also FUCK OFF
  • jonas: what is the point of u doesn’t naveen andrews have better things to do honestly.
  • daniela & hernando: sometimes a family is two gay dudes and their drama queen best friend and that is beautiful..
  • amanita: QUEEN of supportive spouses also she loves nomi so much, can relate.
  • diego: i found myself whispering “no diego no” to myself and it made me laugh so there u go.
  • James: Sirius?
  • Sirius: Yes Jamie?
  • James: If we get a divorce who gets Moony and Wormtail?
  • Sirius: Well Moony is my boyfriend. You can have Wormtail.
  • James: Damnit i was hoping you'd get him, I want Moony.
  • Sirius: Not a chance. You have Lily and I get Moony, we'll put Pete up for adoption or something.
Witch!Midoriya AU

AU where the Midoriyas are witches and instead relying on the quirk he wasn’t born with, Izuku focuses on being the best Witch Hero there ever was (even if he’s the first and maybe only one)

INCLUDING:

  • a wand made from the tree that Katsuki fell off of while crossing a river (it took Izuku months to make just the right one, along with hair from his mother and ash from a site All Might was at)
  • a scrying glass made from the bottom of an old soda bottle he had to carefully polish and make after weeks of work because they couldn’t afford a real scrying glass but damn it all if that was going to stop Izuku
  • witch robes / skirts / dresses because spirits only laugh at witches in pants because clearly men can’t weave themselves into the spirit world (they can but it only took off within the last hundred years, so most spirits just haven’t caught on yet)
  • SPEAKING OF SPIRITS Izuku talks with them more than anyone else through his scrying glasses (he made a pair of scrying glass from more soda bottles and he looks ridiculous while wearing them)
  • Izuku has learned that spells are more instinct than actual words so as long as he can feel his spell coming together, he can make magic work (it amazed his mother with how gifted he was for spellcraft but he makes her cringe because he doesn’t use latin, only rhymes and puns) 
  • The day Izuku got his Witch Hat (a symbol of graduation from trainee to real witch) was the day he realized he really could become a hero and both he and his mom cried for days
  • Bakugou doesn’t know exactly that Izuku is a witch, just that some weird things happen around that quirkless loser
  • Izuku’s familiar is an incredibly ugly cat that followed him home one day he named Claw Might (because he’s nice towards Izuku and mean towards pretty much everyone else although he tolerates Inko)
  • Izuku has a witch wardrobe specifically for battle and he does have a half second long transformation sequence (NO he is NOT a magical girl what are you talking about???) (yes he is)
  • Theoretically Izuku can summon demons but he’s vowed not to because they need a blood sacrifice at the minimum and blood magic is DANGEROUS
  • His broom riding skills are awful because he simply just hasn’t had enough practice but he’s still trying his best
  • All Might seriously considers giving Deku One for All but decides against it when he realizes he doesn’t want to take away Izuku’s identity as a witch (but he trains him in the proper ways of heroics regardless because there is boundless potential in that boy)
  • Iida first called Midoriya “Miss Witch” because he thought that was his appropriate title (and its kinda stuck)
  • Uraraka thinks Deku is like Kiki’s Delivery Service (he’s not)
  • Bakugou is pissy that he missed out on freaking magic and now he’s determined to be better than magic (lmao good luck)
  • Todoroki has seen Midoriya work Fire and Ice Magic and now wants him to tutor him in how to work his Ice better (Midoriya is slowly trying to convince him to work his Fire Side as well to mixed results)
  • Tokoyami thinks he’s literally way cooler than he really is
  • Aizawa may or may not have let Midoriya get away with a tardy or two because the eye-drop potions he makes are better than literally anything else he’s ever tried

TWRPtober

Am

Am I doing this right

it’s so anoying that none of these things actually look like the guy, but it’s still good practice. ‘started watching Black Sails (and by that I mean ‘i have seen it all in four days’) and. well. Billy. just Billy. toopureforthispirateworld

Things that give me life in 2k3

Leo’s terrible terrible puns.

Donnie’s lisp (srsly just listen closely, it’s there bros).

Raph’s soft spot for the ‘underdog’.

The fact Mikey’s probably the second smartest turtle (but he’s too busy inhaling comic books to put it to any good use).

Oh No

I was just thinking about how Lea is now like a part of the major plot of Kingdom Hearts and how he’s going to train to be a key-blade master. But what really hit me was Axel really cared for Roxas romantic or platonic he really cared. So now that he is Lea and everyone is trying to get Aqua and Terra back but what about Ven? What happens when lea sees Ven? I don’t want to think too hard about it but it really hurts the heart because what if he flips out? What if he thinks Ven is roxas and is so happy his best friend is back and alive but then only let down by the fact that it isn’t Roxas its Ven. Lea got everything taken from him, his friends, his life, hell his literal heart was stolen from him. Sure he’s alive and well now but what about everything he lost? He can’t get it back. I know Lea met Ven but that was when he was very young, Ven might know its lea but Lea might mistake Ven for Roxas and it will only break his heart. I don’t want to see my fire baby get hurt again. I want him happy damnit.

Originally posted by keybaes

Okay yes, I love cool kid JD, being all flirty with Veronica and taking her for rides on a motor bike.

BUT I WANT SHY LOVE-STRUCK JD DAMNIT!

I want him blushing and stumbling over his words when he’s trying to talk to Veronica about how much he loves her! I want him getting nervous and shy when she surprises him with an unexpected kiss! I want both! Give me both!

Originally posted by marvel-dc-addict

Wolfstar Hc
  • the whole school has a bet going on
  • on when they’ll get together
  • Remus and Sirius are oblivious to it
  • James and Peter started the bet
  • The ravenclaw came up with the ship name with the help of James and Peter those little shits
  • wolfstar
  • James being a little shit rigged the polls ;
  • James and Lily also have pool ; which they are also oblivious to
  • Remus said 7th year Sirius said 6th year
  • I love jilly as much as I love wolfstar ;
  • The would always cuddle
  • Sirius would sometimes be as padfoot after full moons especially cause they wouldn’t be allowed in
  • occasionally Remus would sneak into Sirius bed
  • because he had nightmares
  • “damnit prongs I dont want him to suffer”
  • James bet 6th year
  • Peter after the holidays
  • there was a full moon, right before the holidays
  • while he was at the hospital wing, cause this full moon was bad
  • and Sirius was injured but not that bad
  • Sirius was right there holding his hand
  • remus woke up a few minutes before but pretended to be asleep
  • “wake up moony”
  • please I love you”
  • he kissed the back of Remus hand Sirius is sap you lot can fight me over this
  • he left as soon as James came in
  • “going to potions.”
  • remus was a blushing mess
  • when he left the wing, him and Sirius were a bit closer
  • a few weeks went by ;
  • remus couldn’t take it anymore ;
  • he grabbed Sirius by the shirt and kissed him ;
  • James walked by and stopped
  • cursed cause now he had to give Peter two gallons
  • Peter obviously won the pull
  • Remus also one the pull with Jilly
Leblanc & Blondes

Title: Leblanc & Blondes

Word Count: 2009

Fandom: Persona 5

Pairing: Ryuji/Ann

Rating: T

Summary:  Akira’s woken up by two different blondes on two different nights. They have one problem in common - they both have crushes on each other. [Ann/Ryuji]

A/N:  so this is part 2 of “it’s ryuji’s birthday and i love him so he can have some fanfics.” i love my boy. part 3 is set to come out later today or tomorrow, maybe two days from now at the latest. Anyway, maybe leave a comment or review? It helps the motivation a lot more than you’d think! 

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anonymous asked:

I can totally see Emma kicking Killian's ass at boxing, and him totally loving it!. 🔥 Damnit now i kinda want it.

girl same. wait. u know what.

U KNOW WHAT?!

Now I keep thinking of that moment in 508 where Killian tells Henry, “I gave him my left hook,” which of course was a play on words because, well, hook, but it also means that he knows what a “left hook” is. It’s a boxing term.

So it’s actually ENTIRELY REASONABLE to assume that Emma has taught Killian about boxing and maybe even sparred a little. Considering her greasy diet and fab body, I’d assume she’d have to work out pretty regularly. Storybrooke’s gotta have a gym somewhere.

Plus it’s Emma, she’s gotta let off steam somehow. And now… she can do it with Hook. And then do it with Hook. ;)

Originally posted by oost1naoo

Do You Believe In Soulmates? – Part 2

Originally posted by impurecas

Pairing: Brother!Reader x Castiel

Words: 698

Forever Tag List: @thesalsafic, @bummblebeeblue, @sarbear429, @bea789, @xtina2191, @lovethefandomsuniverse, @evyiione, @trustnobodyshootfirst, @motleymoose

Author’s Note: Shh, I know it’s not that long, I hope you can forgive me. I hope you all like it though. I have another oneshot like this so check that out as well. – Haley xx


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It’s been a week since Castiel popped into my life. Dean’s furious because an angel swooped down and now I can see colors when we hold hands, but I think he is just scared because I told him and Sam what Castiel said: we’re soulmates. Sam seems happy for me, saying he knew angels were real all along.

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anonymous asked:

Leave. Please. Go the fuck away and don't ever come back. Leave my mind and let me love someone else. Every time I think about kissing him he turns into you and I don't want you here damnit leave me alone. I'm sorry for whatever I did to make you haunt me like this but please let me love him. I love him and I know I do but every time I dream of him your voice fills my mind and poisons my thoughts. Go the fuck away and don't ever come back. You are not welcome here. I love him. Not you. Go. Away.

“I can’t stop thinking about how it felt when I knew you were gone,” Cas spoke slowly, but so assuredly, so sincerely. “I didn’t know if I’d ever see you again.” 

“Cas,” Dean sighed, he put a hand on Castiel’s shoulder. “It’s okay, I’m here now.” They were stood so close together despite the cavernous space of the bunker. 

“It’s not okay. You could have died, and I’d never have gotten the chance to say–” 

“I know what you’re going to say. I know because I feel it too, but that doesn’t mean we have to say anything. Life isn’t just about what you say, actions speak louder than–” 

“I love you. I think I’ll always love you. I think I’ve loved you for a long time now.” 

“Oh,” he breathed quietly.  

“Yes, actions speak louder than words, but sometimes words are what we need. It has haunted me that I might never get to tell you, Dean.” 

Dean shut his eyes shut and looked for a moment as if in prayer. He pulled Castiel in for a hug, gripping him tightly. 

“I do too,” he whispered into Castiel’s ear. “But everything I love gets torn away from me eventually. I can’t…” 

“You talk about actions meaning more but haven’t my actions shown you yet? If they tear us apart, I’ll just keep coming back, and I know you will too.” 

Texts (Phan)

Sequel to Curls (Phan), as requested by Bobcatmama on Ao3.

Summary:  Dan and Phil often go to each other’s houses on Friday for homework, but they don’t do much homework on the day they g oto Dan’s for the first time…

Words: 881

Promt: Pastel! Dan x Punk! Phil

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Over a miracle, Dan and Phil had somehow bonded after the hair incident. Dan, the boy who came to school wearing flowers and pastel became friends with Phil, a boy who wore dark clothes and was covered in tattoos.

Dan found that Phil was actually the softest male he had met. Phil would act as if he didn’t look like he could kill someone. Not like he could, he wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Dan unlocked his front door, walking in with Phil behind him. The two were going to work on homework together like they would every Friday, but this was the first time it had ever been at Dan’s house.

Phil’s parents were the kindest people like their son, but Dan was afraid of what his mothers first reaction was going to be on Phil being a punk kid.

Before he had even shut the front door, Dan’s mother had walked in from the kitchen. Funnily enough, she did a double take on Phil, looking him up and down with a slightly shocked look.

Phil, today, had worn a blue short sleeved button up shirt with white spots, his tattoos clearly visible. The piercings he had was two eyebrow bars, snake bites, ear piercings (so many ear piercings…) and a septum piercing.

She stuttered slightly, before looking at Dan, who was now facing his mother. “Mum, this is my friend Phil, the one I do homework with. I told you we were going to come here tonight. His parents had a date night thing…”

Dan’s mothers mouth twitching. “Well, this was not what I was expecting, but alright. I’m Dan’s mother, Kirstin.”

Phil smiled, his feet shuffling a bit. “I’m Phil.”

Because his mother could quickly jump into embarrassing Dan, he shoved Phil upstairs to his room, yelling to his mother that they were going to do some homework.

-

The two had been doing homework for about half an hour before Dan had to excuse himself to the restroom, rushing off quickly. The room was silent as Phil continued to do his homework, before Dan’s phone dinged.

The two were lying side by side together on Dan’s double bed (he was too tall for a single), so Phil could easily reach over and grab the phone.

But Phil wouldn’t do that, would he?

Well, all thoughts were answered when Phil did indeed reach over, picking up the phone. It was a message from PJ, who Dan had met through Phil.

PJ: So, how are you and Phil going? ;)

Phil was curious, the text was kind of hinting at something the both Dan and PJ knew, so Phil swiped right, only to be greeted with a key pad.

Phil had three tries of a four digit pin. He put in 0226.

Incorrect, two more goes.

Phil bit his lip, but typed 2260 this time. But it was incorrect.

One more go.

Phil didn’t know why, but he felt his thumbs type in 7445, and it was correct. The screen opened up to Dan and PJ’s list of messages, so Phil scrolled up and began to read them.

Dan: hey, i need to tell you something. please dont laugh

PJ: I won’t laugh, what’s up?

Dan: I… I think I have a crush on Phil.

“Hey, I’m ba- wait, are you on my phone?” Phil jumped slightly when Dan walked in, locking and dropping the phone. Dan laid down next to Phil, picking up his phone, his eyes narrowed slightly. Phil’s face was red.

“Okay… what were you doing?” Dan unlocked his phone, before his eyes widened. His cheeks flushed as he looked up at Phil, eyes wide in horror.

“You looked at my messages?!” he basically screamed, before jumping off the bed. He began to pace, and his mind blocked out the fact that he knew Phil was there watching him.

“Oh god, now you hate me! I et you hate me, don’t you?!” Dan’s arms dramatically flew up in the air, but he continued, not noticing that Phil sat up, his feet dangling over the bed.

“Damnit, now you hate me! Of course you couldn’t like me back, you’re a damn punk and I’m a walking flower!”

“Dan-“

“Damnit, now you’re going to leave me and I’ll be alone again!” By now, Dan had tears rolling down his face, so he covered his eyes. Because of this, he didn’t notice that Phil had stood up nd was now walking over to him.

“Dan-“

“Damnit, I don’t want you to le-“

“DAN!”

Dan was roughly shoved against the wall of his room, Phil close to him. Phil’s pale hands rested on Dan’s forearms, pinning him. Dan still had tears rolling down his cheeks.

“Dan, I don’t hate you…” Phil mumbled, and Dan could feel Phil’s breath on his lips, causing him to shiver slightly. “I’m not going to leave you.”

“Then what will you do?” Dan mumbled back, diverting his eyes. But his face was flaming.

Phil leaned over slightly, and their lips met. Phil moved closer, their thighs pressing together. Dan was frozen, but surely, his lips began to move against Phil’s. Phil’s snake bites cold against Dan’s lips, but they felt amazing.

Phil dropped his arms to Dan’s waist, but pulled away. He breathed slightly onto Dan’s lips, smirking.

A/n:  Does anyone think they can figure out what Dan’s phone code was what it was? Honestly, it’s pretty easy…

Hi can we call Reyes the feck out?

Does my boy realise he probably shattered Jack’s confidence in ever leading again?

Jack most likely thinks he was the worst thing to ever happen to Overwatch and that everything happened because he failed them.

Jack was probably a brilliant commander, well now he has a panic attack if the suggestion of him leading even comes up.

I love my Gabriel but I want to him to feel FECKING GUILTY for what he did to Jack’s mental state.