i want go on holidays

for your own peace of mind, maybe dont pay too close attention to the lyrics of some christmas songs.

this is the christmas card im sending out. steve didnt know what text i was gonna put behind it when he drew the picture.

(You can get this on redbubble!)

and it turns out that clint, who has been humming christmas carols for weeks now, doesnt actually know any of the real lyrics, and has just been making them up as he goes along. this is his latest masterpiece:

Winter Soldier’s Gunnin’ You Down (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s got a hit list, he’s starting a fight

He’s clenching his fist, it’s shiny and bright

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down!

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

His aim is really fucking good and he’s gonna assassinate

You better watch out, you better not cry

You’ll probably bleed out, I’m tellin’ you why

Winter Soldier’s gunnin’ you down

He’s yanking out wheels and firing guns

If you were smart you’d probably run

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

Winter Soldier’s gunning you down!

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“I never apologise for things I have said. But if I do, I take the coward’s way out and do it at 2:07am in the hopes that no-one sees it.”

VLIVE - YOONGI + JIMIN CHAT ROOM

↳ Yoonji-yah Hi
↳ I’m class president
↳ why are you not attending these days
↳ Is this Jimin
↳ ye come to school and stop sleeping
↳ Jimin why are you like this
↳ don’t show off
↳ I have a gun in my bag
↳ stop acting up
↳ anyway guys
↳ everyone be careful of the cold
↳ are you still on holidays?
↳ ha I want to go to school
↳ guys lets live diligently
↳ because I go to Cyber University
↳ lets chat at my graduation
↳ hahahahaha
↳ you spoke prettily Yoonji
↳ everyone be careful of the cold
↳ see you next time
↳ Just don’t come I don’t want to see you
↳ Yoonji is going bye

trans; @hobuing | do not repost

29112016 + HEY GUYS!
I’ve been gone for a while because I’ve been super ill and really unmotivated 😢 but today I’m gonna give it my all because I want to go into the 🎄holidays🎄 feeling proud of myself!!

snack: pepernoten and clementines
track: any Christmas song ☃️

  • What she says: i'm fine
  • What she means: do you know how hard it must've been for Killian Jones to stop drinking and gambling in his pre-navy days? to claw out of the hole he was in? a man with so little self-worth would've literally drank himself to death and squandered every penny he had. a man with such supposed weakness in the face of darkness would've backslid right into drinking even after joining the navy, just as alcoholism affects jobs. a man with as much self-loathing as he had would've self-destructed and embraced every demon. but he didn't. he got his fucking act together during his time as Lt. Jones because his brother was his world and his light and his inspiration and his love and the source of hope for him. and then, that light DIED––due to machinations by the system that fucked them over in the first place. it wasn't just understandable for bright and starry-eyed Lt. Jones to fall so far after his brother's death. it was inevitable.

wowee three years, five blog reboots and a url change later and I’m still kickin’. I didn’t really think I would ever come back on tumblr again after last year but you know what I still love doing this, and I’ve met a load of new friendos so it’s been a pretty favorable experience. if you remember me from my @theyoungsir days, or are rather new to my carl I love you all the same. so here you go guys, I reached a significant follower number but that isn’t what it’s about any more. just paying respects to all you lovelies and beauts out there that keep me going strong. here are some of my faves.

mile high club . @hardchoices.  @laidre. @nobodiesgovernor. @waveringhumanity. @alittlefcith. @missusgrimes. @worthdyiing. @jssenid. @kidgrimcs. @heydumbcss. @purrsuasion. @pulledfromhell.  first class . @anobscurial. @benjcmiin. @callsbullshit. @ceiliuir. @citysaviour. @deliverybcy. @deadwclking. @dibsisdibs. @ensavaged. @fragilcminds. @firstwifc. @finelendal. @fircflycargo. @forcedchoice. @fatecarrier. @guttersniper. @gutspilt. @goldcrcwn. @ignte. @ingriimes. @inurest. @iindomitus. @infecticus. @impxvidus. @imgccd. @jeffgriimes. @justonekid. @jcstafriend. @kxllercolt. @keepliviing. @kcptbreathing. @lostiisms. @littlewinterdove. @lastdcy. @lczarus. @motherofasgard. @monstrauma. @madehiswar. @nihtwulf. @nextwcrld. @offireandrebellion. @onestrikegrimes. @onceporcelain. @pureironking. @peletiier. @puppycrushing. @riddarii. @reigningwiidow. @rightmoves. @showmaxter. @scottiish. @servinglies. @silverheartsilverskin. @tophct. @unwavercd. @unimaginablestrength. @usefulpain. @violentsorrows. @withusnow. @woodlandborn. @warhornofgondor. @xendure. and every one of my followers and mutuals who I either forgot or otherwise. wishing you all a very happy holidays and a happy new year!!! let’s make 2017 fantastic ♥

christmas is avoidable. take it from a jew who’s had “put the christ in christmas” shoved down my throat since i was a child.

i’m not gonna pretend some jews don’t celebrate xmas, not all jewish experiences are the same, but if you’re a gentile you shouldn’t be erasing the jewish experience and jewish voices.

this goes for any non-christian religion.

and saying it’s a secular holiday is bullshit because we live in a christian society. it’s considered non-secular because christianity is assumed the default religion.

do you ever think about how Hope gets Lightning roses so often that he finally decides to just grow his own rose garden so he can give them to her whenever he wants

and neither of them are really into gardening (after all, Lightning grew up on the beach and Hope’s family probably paid people to tend to all those flowers at his house), but when Lightning sees Hope struggling, she decides to lend him a hand, even though he’s all, “This is supposed to be for you, no helping out allowed!”

but of course she ignores him and they slowly learn the best way to grow the roses, despite Hope researching it for a zillion hours beforehand

gardening eventually becomes one of their favorite couple activities, and it gets to the point where Lightning doesn’t even want to bring any of the flowers inside because they make the yard look so lovely

and they love taking dinner outside to eat by the rose garden, or just sitting out there and talking about stuff also kissing ahem

sometimes, when she’s had a bad day, Hope will draw a bath for her and take some rose petals to sprinkle them in the tub. what, he saw it on a Pintrest board one time and wanted to try it, okay??

Hope grows to associate the scent of roses with Lightning, and Lightning associates dirt and sweat and happiness with Hope (because he’s really into this garden, okay? so what if it gets so hot out sometimes that she suggests he take off his shirt? it’s not like the neighbors can see)

they somehow manage to make one of Lightning’s favorite things about both of them, because of course, you can’t have Light without Hope <3

Random Admitted Facts Of USWNT:

Shannon Boxx - I broke a chair at a national team dinner, but never hit the floor while still holding Christie Rampone’s daughter Rylie on my lap.

Lori Chalupny - I wish I could grow just a little bit so I could be listed at 5-5 instead of 5-4.

Lauren Holiday - When I was 10, I wanted to go to football camp but my mom put me in cheer camp instead. I won best toe-touch.

Tobin Heath - I used to steal gear from U.S. Soccer when I was younger, but for that I am sorry.

Carli Lloyd - I prefer sandals over sneakers.

Heather O'Reilly - I have an enormous sweet tooth. I maul chocolate.

Ali Krieger - I never leave the house without mascara.

Christie Rampone - I am a real red head!

Morgan Brian - My favorite show growing up was “SpongeBob SquarePants” and kinda still is.

Megan Rapione - Playing in Chicago may be dangerous for me, because as I said, I love to shop.

Amy Rodriguez - One of my worst habits is cracking my knuckles. My Grandma thinks I’m going to get arthritis.

Hope Solo - I buy myself flowers because I love to have them in the house.

Abby Wambach - When I was waking up from the anesthesia after my surgery for my broken leg, I was crying and saying “I want my mommy.”

Alex Morgan - My cat has six toes on each of its front paws.

Kelley O'Hara - I put water on my cereal.

Alyssa Naeher - My parents told us that when Amanda and I were babies, we’d just sit up in our cribs talking to each other for hours.

Christen Press - I never touched the ball once in my first soccer league.

Becky Sauerbrunn - I’m really good at video games.

Whitney Engen - My parents loved to dress my brother and I up as children.

Julie Johnston - I used to cry every time I fell down on the soccer field when I was nine.

Sydney Leroux - I was at the office every single day and they had to call my mom to come get me every single day.

Ashlyn Harris - I hit a kid in the face with a fish in Florida when I was younger.

Meghan Klingenberg - When I was around six years old, believe it or not, I was really shy.

I want life.

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”If you could spend the very last day on Earth with a member,
who would you choose and why?”

V: Jungkook! No reason in particular, I just want to play together.

“Where do you want to go on a holiday?”

JK: As long as I’m with hyung, it’s fun no matter where we go.

Lemons on the new.

in Finland (and maybe other places??) today is Friend Appreciation Day which is funny bc for me every day is Friend Appreciation Day :^)

but anyway I’ll take this time to tell you I love you all so much and each one of you is super important to me!!!! I’m so lucky and blessed to know all of these amazing people and you make my life so much better!!!