i want all of these on my desk

Thursday Thoughts

What a boring frickin day. I’ve been here all alone. I mean, hey, I’m glad I can run the school on my own but it’d be nice if others showed up to work once in a while.

I’ve been hungry and sleepy all day. I think my blood sugar is low. Although all the tootsie rolls I’ve consumed would contradict that fact.

Seriously, I had a granola bar and coffee when I got to work, a couple of tootsie rolls when I got shaky, a lean cuisine for lunch with some UnSweet Tea, a couple of tootsie rolls when I got shaky again, another granola bar at 4pm cuz I’m famished.  And the whole time, I’ve wanted to sleep, but I slept great last night. Weird.

I should not be allowed to have a candy dish on my desk filled with tootsie rolls.

We were invited to a child’s bday party at 4pm on Saturday. I like my neighbors, but their family. Ugh! Oh and we’ll be the only liberals in a house full of trump dick suckers. I asked the hubs last night “Did you tell them we would go?”  He said he hasn’t said either way yet. Good. I think I’ll call in Introverted.

I wasn’t planning on going heads-up with a priest any time in my life but i’ll gladly accept the invitation.

Babcha died just over 24 hours ago and here is the list of demands that the Catholic priest thinks he can put on her service:

  1. He wants the full eulogy written and on his desk by tomorrow at 11am for approval/editing in case of blasphemy (note: he only met my mum at 4:30 this afternoon)
  2. Only one person out of all of us may speak (so it doesn’t cut into his pontificating), the speech can’t run over two A4 pages, and they’re limited to five minutes
  3. No non-religious music - the only songs he wants must be hymns
  4. The only readings can be from the Bible
  5. No personal items on the coffin - only the Bible and a cloth
  6. We are not there to celebrate her life, but to celebrate Jesus and the Lord and their triumph over death
  7. She requested and paid for an organist but he’s not giving her one
  8. I can’t put on a tribute video during the service
  9. He wants us to have an entire service organized overnight because he’s going away for the weekend and my grandmother’s death is seriously inconvenient

The family’s asked me to head back there in the morning so I can march in and give him what for. She asked for the church. She didn’t ask for him. He’s fucking with the wrong family.

Okay so...

I’ve recently fallen completely off the wagon in terms of my diet and put the weight I lost initially back on.

I decided yesterday to get my act together again and get back on to my plan. Today, I came into work laden with tons of healthy snacks and my breakfast and lunch etc. and felt quite proud of myself for actually working towards getting where I want to be - which is healthy over anything else.

Right now, sat at my desk, I feel like disappearing off the face of the earth.

All I’ve had are negative comments posed as friendly teasing…I laugh along but inside it just fucking hurts.

I’d never make fun of someone for their appearance…why do people think it’s so okay?

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Like if you want to work/study in here!

Tbh, when I looked at her room and then looked back at my room, ugh “I think I need to clean my room.”

I mean am I the only one?

(source: @marzena.marideko via Instagram)

*I do not own any of these pictures. All rights go to respective owners/creators.*

I’ve got a liter of hard cider on my desk so I’m probably going to be drunk drawing tonight, so if anyone wants me to draw something I have no standards and minimal talent AND ALL THE ENTHUSIASM A BUNCH OF PERRY CAN GIVE ME!!

Falling - Unknown/MC College AU Fluff Fanfic

The higher you build walls around your heart, the harder you fall when someone tears them down.
—Anonymous

Sooo… I got very distracted while trying to write the last chapter of EP and… wrote two Unknown fics instead? The first one is unfinished, and the other one is this, a strange college AU lol. I’d actually like to do more with this setting if I get time…

Warning: Spoilers concerning Unknown & Seven’s route below

Summary: College AU where Saeran and Saeyoung are roommates both studying computer science and MC lives on the same floor. 13+ total fluff lol. Spoilers if you haven’t played Seven’s route yet (if you couldn’t already tell whoops).


“Saeyoung’s not here,” Saeran tells the girl standing in the doorway of the dorm room he shares with his brother.

“I… know,” she says, shifting her weight. “I wanted to talk to you, actually. Do you mind if I come in?”

A little confused, he opens the door wider to let her in and then closes it behind her. Usually she brings her laptop with her and sits on the floor by Saeyoung’s bed to go over assignments and concepts she doesn’t understand, but today she hasn’t brought anything and instead perches on the edge of Saeran’s bed beside his laptop.

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But imagine Magnus showing up at Raphael’s at any odd hour of the night. While the other is going through documents and making sure that Camille’s latest tryst hasn’t doomed them all. The whooshing of the portal a familiar (annoying) sound to him. 

Raphael just ignores him. So Magnus slowly makes his way over, maybe stops at the closet to look at what new items Raphael has added. 

Until finally he’s at the desk and peaks over Raphael’s shoulder. Just sort of stands there. And Raphael continues to ignore him but Magnus is fucking breathing on his neck. So he turns around and snaps ‘Dios, what could you possibly want?” 

All the while Magnus just smirks and rips off a few hairs from Raphael’s head AND FUCKING PORTALS OUT OF THERE cackling madly. As Raphael screams ”PINCHE PENDEJO I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY HAIR ALONE.”

#juststudyblrthings
  • going through reblogs of ur posts and reading all the tags to see if anyone complimented your handwriting 
  • “no no procrastinating is okay see this is different this is studyblr so it’s educational therefore it’s all good that I spent 5 hours on tumblr and now I’m not going to finish my final essay" 
  • zooming in on photos to read people’s notes 
  • quietly googling terms used in other education systems (gymnasium? revisions?) 
  • wanting to get a white desk/sheets just so you can take artsy pictures 
  • let me just stand in the middle of the moleskine store and take 500 pictures 
  • WHAT IS THAT APP 
  • realizing that almost everyone in the community is a ravenclaw (GO EAGLES !!) 
  • *feels like a regular Sherlock Holmes after painstakingly figuring out what brand pen that is* *sees price* *cries internally* 
  • *is aggressively artistically challenged* *teaches self to draw banners anyway* 
  • at the end of the day, feeling v loved and supported and accepted (where you may never have been before) in this oddball community of fellow dorks and motivated students *cheesy music, fades to black*
Right In Front Of Me; Part 1

PART 1 of 2

Member: Chanyeol

Genre: Angst, high school au

Words: 959

A/N: This is actually happened with my first love. I had to change minor things to suit a wider audience and i dont want anyone from my real life finding this


part 2

Originally posted by lullabyun

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I’d like to follow more knitting/crochet blogs now that i’ve officially started this hobby!

Like or reblog this or whatever you want to do if you post knitting or crochet or crafts etc. and i’ll check out your blog!

9.5.16 Hi to all my new snapchat followers! Love you guys so much. Floor plans was yesterday’s focus so I was working on an A1 sheet! I’m a little worried that my models going to be too small but I didn’t want it to be big to be honest. All of what I do is small nowadays, which I really love. The floor plans required a lot of maths, so this proves you definitely need trigonometry in real life! I’m on Costa coffee free day 4 now so I’ve earned the hardcover Throne of Glass! Stay fed guys xxx emily

MBTI as stuff I've heard in the nurse's office over the years

ENTJ “Hurry up and get me some ibuprofen. I gotta get back to class so I don’t end up with some shitty job like yours.”
INTJ “Chemistry accident”
ENTP “*holding tissue in nose and ice pack over face* I wanted to see what happened if I smashed my face into the desk”
INTP “I was attacked by a basketball in gym class”
ESTJ “Dammit Gabby’s 2 minutes late for her meds where is she”
ISTJ “Dealing with all these idiots has given me a migraine”
ESFJ “Okay you can stay back there for twenty more minutes but don’t tell my boss I’ll get fired”
ISFJ “Don’t worry about me, just need a bandaid. *HUGE BLOODY SKINNED KNEE WITH GRAVEL IN IT*”
ESTP “So he punched me in the face so I pulled my blade on him and I think I’m gonna be suspended again”
ISTP “Um I nearly cut my hand off with a saw and had to have surgery”
ESFP “HEEEEEEY LADIES HOW’S IT GOIIIIN no im not here for any reason its just that geometry is boring”
ISFP “*to nurse* uuuughhh…my stomach hurts… *to other person* the truth is i never studied for this test we’re taking in class right now”
ENFJ “GO HOME YOURE FREAKIN SICK I DONT WANT YOUR GERMS”
INFJ “I was just walking along having existential thoughts when I tripped on my shoelace down the stairs *mind you this was a fucking fourth grader what the fuck*”
ENFP “Well I was spinning around and around and then I hit my head on the cabinet and I think I’m gonna puke”
INFP “*crying* Reality sucks let me lay down”

Help some gays get away from a homophobic abuser!

So basically at the very end of December we were manipulated into moving out of an apartment that we loved and into my partner’s mom’s place. Since we’ve been here she’s lashed out at us for every tiny fucking thing. I wash a dish with the wrong sponge, she gets angry. I move cleaning solution to the wrong side of the cabinet, she gets angry. She won’t allow me to set up a desk so my desktop computer is next to the bed, where I’m forced to stay all the time because I’m self employed. She’s called me a fat lazy slob because I’m self employed and have to work from my computer, and because I work until 4AM and sleep until noon. I never even leave the room anymore to avoid her completely, forcing myself to not eat and sneak to the bathroom when she’s not around. She’s straight up said she hates me, and wants me and our cat gone and my partner to stay under her control. This all has been extremely emotionally exhausting and has taken a major toll on our mental health as well as my job and our finances since we JUST moved.

The good news is we now have a place to go hopefully by the end of this month, but we need financial help to do so. We’re going to have to rent a truck to move our bed and it’d be super great to have extra help since this whole situation has prevented me from working and has cost us tons in gas money since my partner is now driving an hour to work until we move again. 

If you’re able to help, my partner’s paypal is paypal.me/gaybabies and any amount at all would be a help, even just $1 adds up. Also reblogs help! 

How to start studying - 12tips&tricks
  1. Remind yourself how grateful you are for having the opportunity to learn something new everyday. 
  2. Make your bed (I know. It may sound silly but seriously, it helps) 
  3. Go to the bathroom and do what you need to do. Then, splash some water in your face to wake you up (because we are all tired)
  4. Prepare your study desk/place. Take away anything that may distract you. 
  5. Write down the things you want to study/accomplish today.-  A quick review of Administrative Law? Read a book of Commercial law? You sit there and you’ll know what to do. Ideas doesn’t come from inactivity. 
  6. Go get your books and notes
  7. Grab some highlighters and pens. 
  8. Get a healthy snack and some water. - In my case, today I picked some grapes and a cup of tea. :)
  9. Pick a powerful study playlist. - I’d recommend some baroque music, movie soundtracks, jazz or electro (for hardcore subjects). It’s better when there are no lyrics in it.
  10. Turn off your phone. OR if you really need it, put it on silent mode. Just ignore all the notifications. 
  11. Take a deep breath. Remind yourself who you want to be in the future and what does it take to be that person. The answer (most of the time) is stydying. The fact that you aren’t were you want to be should be enough motivation. 
  12. START. Make it yours. Own it. - You got distracted? It doesn’t matter. START AGAIN. And again and again. Until you accomplish your goal for today. 

As we approach the new semester, I thought I’d share some tips to help you get off to a good start!

Before the Semester starts

Routine - Try to stick to a morning and evening routine. If possible, set out your clothes, pack your backpack, and pack your lunch the night before. If you’re not someone who does things the night before, develop a system for making things run smoothly in the morning.

I personally don’t pack my backpack the night before. I make a checklist of everything that needs to go into my bag on the Iphone reminders app. Every morning, just check or uncheck everything that’s on your list. This is a quick way to make sure you don’t forget anything.

Organize - I don’t just mean tidy up, but really organize! Take the time to get your desk, bookshelves, room, and bathroom just how you want it. Declutter by getting rid of the things you don’t need. Dust all your surfaces and clean your sheets. If you have time, go through your computer and delete unnecessary files that are slowing it down. Once the new semester starts you will have a clean working and living space and you can stress a little less!

Find a study space that works for you - Experiment with a few different combinations to find what works for you. Desk or floor? snacks and drinks? Candles or incense? Music or no music? Windows open? Having the perfect study spot can make all the difference.

Get all your supplies together - Pick out pens, pencils, notebooks, and a bag that’s functional for you. Invest in a good thermos, water bottle, and lunch containers. (Discount stores and dollar stores are a great spot to shop for these things on a budget!) I try to wait until the first day of my class before buying textbooks so I can see which ones I actually need and the cheapest option for obtaining them.

Once the semester starts

Syllabus - The first few days of school when you don’t really have any homework, go through your syllabi! I don’t just mean read through them once and call it good! Take notes on your syllabi like you would with any other important subject and put the notes at the beginning of your notebook/folder for that class.

Textbooks – Once you find out which books you really need look for downloadable pdfs or people in your class who have the pdf, chances are they don’t mind sharing. Professors also sometimes have a pdf of the book that they will give you if they’re on the nicer side haha.

Make friends in your class - This will save your ass!!! Having a couple people to text if you’re absent or wondering which chapters are going to be on the test is super helpful! You usually end up making friends with the people who sit right next to you so if you want on the first day of class (go ahead and be a little judging a book by its cover) sit by people you think you’d like to be friends with if you saw them outside of school. This helps make it easier to strike up conversations and become study buddies, share notes, phone numbers, etc.

Find your spot - It’s important to have a spot on campus where you feel comfortable studying. It doesn’t have to be the library, take some time to explore areas of your campus you didn’t even know existed!

Study every day - Even if it’s just for five minutes try to study every day! Make your own study guides by writing down vocab words and key points that you can add to as you go.

PREREADING- Chapter pre-reading is your best friend! Make a reading schedule to make sure you have covered each topic before the lecture about it. I know this can be tedious, it’s what I struggle with the most, but it will help you tremendously when you face a difficult topic.

Try to keep your focus during lecture – Some lectures are almost impossible to sit through and your grades can easily reflect that. Take notes to keep yourself busy and try to keep good posture. ALWAYS KEEP HEALTHY SNACKS AND WATER WITH YOU! Snacking is the best way to keep you awake in class. If your teacher doesn’t allow snacking you can drink water whenever you feel yourself falling asleep.

“Befriend your professor”- I’m not saying be a kiss ass, but speak up in class and ask your professor questions! The more chill you are with your professor, the more likely they are to warn you about a slipping grade and give you opportunities to bring it up. Also, you’re going to need some professors to write your letter of recommendations and they always sound better if your professor actually remembers having you in the class. The best part of befriending you professor is that some of them have a literal library of books and pdfs that they’d be willing to share with you if you show interest. This tip is most important with professors who are teaching classes from your major!

Join a club - You have time to be in a club!!! Clubs are a great way to gain leadership experience, get active on your campus, and make friends! I was skeptical at first, but joining a club has seriously been the best decision of my college life!

Bujo/Planner

Don’t overwhelm yourself with your bullet journal! – Remember, it’s only effective if it’s functional for you. Try starting with a minimal layout and adding things as you need them. As soon as you come home from school open your bujo or planner and take a look at what you need to do. You don’t have to start your tasks right away but it’s good to have them in your mind. Leave your bujo open on your desk so that you’re reminded to actually do the things you wrote down!

Start your bullet journal’s weekly spread with Sunday, not Monday - This is totally a personal preference but I’ve found it helps me be more productive through the whole week. When Sunday is at the end of my week I have a habit of not writing in my bujo for it and waiting until Monday to take care of my responsibilities.

Set up an assignment tracker - Write down every assignment you do in each class and the grade you received. This will help you see how you’re doing in each class as well as help you calculate your grade towards the end of the semester. It’s frustrating to rely on the professor to upload your assignment grades online so do it yourself!

Self-Care

Build a morning exercise routine – Find something that works for you whether it’s a 10 minute yoga session or an hour long workout. Exercising in the morning can help wake you up and you should see a positive difference if you add meditation into this routine.

Take Breaks - If you find yourself overwhelmed by studying, take a break! This can sometimes be a slippery slope so set a timer on your phone for when your break is over! It’s best to do something productive during your break because it helps you to stay in an active state of mind. Howevr, there’s nothing wrong with scrolling through tumblr for a while as long as you can switch back to your studies.

READ - Not just for school but books that really interest you. If you’re not a big reader it might be because you’ve yet to find something you really like so keep exploring! If reading is a problem for you try some audiobooks! Reading helps you build your vocabulary and writing skills and it’s a never ending source of knowledge and imagination. Seek out books that will help you gain knowledge for your future career path!

Sleep - The most important and most overlooked thing in any college students schedule! I don’t try to go to bed at the same time every day but I do plan my bedtimes based on what time I have to leave in the morning. Look at what time you need to wake up and go to bed eight hours before that. You might have a different bedtime for every day of the week but stick to that on a week to week basis!

Get 2 hobbies! - One that helps your mind and one that helps your body! For your body try skating, bike riding, running, sports with your friends, yoga, hiking, etc. For your mind try writing, drawing, knitting/crocheting, embroidery, painting, gardening, ceramics, etc.

Hope this helped (:

Teacher Crush Problems...

Friend: Ew, are you saying you would fuck your middle aged teacher?

Me: No, all I’m saying is in a hypothetical world where the law didn’t exist, everyone does whatever they want, my teacher is obsessed with me as much as I am with him, I have the confidence to tell him my feelings, we get locked in school over night together and there’s a nearby desk, storage cupboard, sofa or carpeted ground I would fuck my middle aged teacher.

Friend: …….