i want a mustache

Gerard Lacroix

When he makes his predictable return from the dead like everyone in Overwatch does. I want him to still have his dumb little mustache and he needs to be a badass with knives. Give him knife traps that work like rakes in cartoons, knives with grenades on them, have him climb stuff with knives, and his ultimate is him throwing all of his knives Dio style at the enemy. He also has to be the most flamboyant, over dramatic, and some what awkward guy on the team. Make him do dumb action movie one liners, have him awkwardly try to flirt with Widow, have him try to talk about how they’ve all kind of died at one point, have victory poses where he juggles, or spins his knife, or make him pose like Dio with his knives and have him say “Genji said this pose will make me ten times cooler,”. Give him a dumb laugh too. 

anonymous asked:

What is Yuuri's #1 outfit that makes the Chads go crazy? (Even the non-a/b/o universes Chads have a crush on Yuuri I'm assuming)

ANY CHAD, IN ANY UNIVERSE, THINKS YURI KATSUKI IS AN ANGEL OF BONERS LIKE ITS A NATURAL LAW, JUST LIKE VICTOR NIKIFOROV NOTICING YURI KATSUKI AND THINKING, “OH, THERE YOU ARE”

  • the classic, the Forever21 leggings a size too small and a Hot Topic shirt Phichit bought and put on top of the laundry pile so Yuri would wear it
    • “i mustache u to leave”
    • hedgehog “I just want a hug”
    • “nap all day sleep all night” sloth
    • (this doesn’t exist but I want it) a pichu looking very cute and “USES CHARM! IT’s SUPER EFFECTIVE”
    • “WORLD’S BEST TRASH”
    • cartoon raccoon, “#trashpanda”
    • cookies and milk holding hands, “MFEO<3″
  • ditto leggings, ratty tshirt fished out of free box at rink, Chads have been known to hopefully leave their own shirts in it to see Yuri Katsuki wearing it
  • if god is kind and you stalk the grocery store he likes to go to, you too may be #blessed to see Yuri Katsuki in a poodle theme hoodie with ears, soft flannel pajama bottoms, and Ugg boots
    • you’ll die of cute. but it will be worth it
  • one time a Chad managed to spill Coke on Yuri’s shirt and convinced him to wear his jersey, the Chad was immediately murdered by the other Chads but it was completely worth it to have that as his lock screen
    • sidenote: Yuri definitely has a PK Subban jersey and wears it and the Chads all want to cry 
  • jeans, fluffy aran sweater, cozy beanie 
    • is it a human or is it a PSL in human form, the Chads just don’t know
      • this is one of Victor’s favorite looks, it’s just like the epitome of “cuddlesome”
  • jeans, nice buttondown, the “I have to talk to a professor about my absences” look, or as the rest of campus calls it “There Goes Yuri K Looking Like A Hot Young Professor Again”
  • very short shorts and crop top, mostly because he isn’t expecting to see anybody else anxiety-jogging at four am in August, he’s wrong, so wrong
  • poledancing outfits including sequined booty shorts his instructor gave him for being the best, shorts have SPICY on the ass, Yuri doesn’t want to talk about it. 
  • practice gear straight from Mizuno, like he filmed an ad for them at the rink and every Chad in the arena thought he was gonna fuckin die
  • once Phichit had pity on the Chads and talked Yuri into going to a pool party and it’s not like they all died, but Yuri Katsuki in swim trunks.

anonymous asked:

You seem to be all about Monsta X these days. May I ask who your bias is?

I MEAN I’VE BEEN AN OFFICIAL MONEBE SINCE I WATCHED “RIGHT NOW” XD *ACTUAL GIF OF ME SLIPPING INTO THE FANDOM*

Originally posted by eternally-nocturnally

AND TBH MY BIAS IS JOOHEON LIKE I HAVE A THING FOR RAPPERS WITH ADORABLE DIMPLES XD

Originally posted by garisanee

BUT ALSO LIKE ALL OF MOSNTA X IS BUY ONE GET 6 FREE