i want a movie buddy

Skype buddy needed

Likes watching movies together
Will read me stories
Will read things I write and give me opinions
Preferably single (for now c;)
Not an ass
Is okay with my general clingyness
Will tell me when a problem arises so we can taco bout it
Likes dogs

Message me for my skype username if you fit the prereq

Movie Marathon - Julian Draxler

“Baaaaaaabe,” I heard Julian shout from the kitchen, “do you not have ice cream?” I rolled my eyes and threw the blanket I retrieved from the bedroom onto the couch.

“When have you ever known me to not have ice cream?” I asked, stepping in front of the freezer and instantly seeing a carton of chocolate chip. “See,” I huffed, bending over to reach it, “it’s right here!” I turned around, carton in hand, to see him smirking and leaning back on the kitchen island.

“Yeah, I saw it, but you look better getting it,” he whispered before stepping forward and sliding his hands down to my butt. I lightly smacked his chest and escaped his grasp, “save it for later, buddy. I want to watch movies.”

“Fiiiiiiiine,” he whined, frowning slightly. “What do you want to watch?” he asked as he plopped on the couch and picked up the remote. I shrugged my shoulders and handed him a bowl of popcorn, setting drinks and ice cream down on the table. “I’m thinking we start with action, move on to a comedy, and then finish up with some chick flick so you’ll cry and I can take advantage of you,” he said nonchalantly. I scoffed and playfully kicked him, causing him to laugh. “You are ridiculous,” said shaking my head at his crudeness.

He turned the TV to the newest Fast and Furious movie, one of his favorite series that over the course of many movie nights, I had come to like as well. Although, I was less interested in the movie and more amused at his reactions. His eyebrows were furrowed as he was so intensely focused on the screen. I slyly reached over to grab a few popcorn kernels and when he appeared to be very tensely watching the film, I hurled them at him. He was startled, but quickly laughed and threw them back at me. “So rude,” he exclaimed jokingly and I laughed at his dramatics.

The movie was soon over and we needed a comedy to watch, settling on Bridesmaids. It proved to be a good decision seeing as by the end of the movie, we were both in hysterics, rolling around on the couch, tears of laughter flowing from our eyes. “My cheeks hurt,” I sputtered out in between fits of laughing. He nodded and wiped his eyes as he returned to his normal position on the couch. “This was a good choice,” he said breathlessly, high-fiving me and the putting his arm around my shoulder. It was past midnight now and I was beginning to feel just a tad sleepy. Letting out a yawn, I handed Julian the remote and leaned into his side.

“You know,” he cooed, “if you’re too tired to watch another movie we can end the night right here.”

I didn’t even have to be looking at him to know that there was lust in his eyes and a smirk on his face. “Who’s tired?” I teased, “Not me that’s for sure.” He sighed and kissed the top of my head, “you are so difficult,” he joked. I smiled and replied, “yeah, but that’s why you like me.”

As the sentimental romance movie played across, I couldn’t help but shed a tear during a particularly sad scene. Julian noticed and tightened his grip around me. “Why do you like watching movies that make you sad,” he asked frowning. I exhaled. “Because, sometimes you just need to cry. And then when you’re done crying you can appreciate the life and love you have,” I answered.

“Well, can’t you do that without the movie?” he questioned, wiping the wetness from my cheeks. I chuckled. “I guess, but I think seeing someone else’s drama makes you realize that your own isn’t that bad. And even if it is, there’s still a chance at a happy ending,” I shrugged.

“Are you sure it’s not just because there’s always a shirtless hot guy?” I laughed loudly and buried my face in his side. “See,” he said, “that’s much better than crying.” I crawled out from under his arm and sat on his lap.

“I suppose the hot actors help but, I’m more into football players,” I said smirking. He raised his eyebrows comically before setting his hands on my hips and leaning in for a deep kiss.

“Julian?” I whispered

“Hmm?” he grumbled, his lips still attached to mine.

“You can take advantage of me now.”

Literally how X-Men: Apocalypse ended-

Magneto: Man I killed like millions of people bro. U r always right lol
Prof X: Eyy no worries no worries. So you wanna hang?
Magneto: Nah I need to go kill more people. Gotta keep it real y’know
Prof X: A’ight stay fresh dawg 

izzythehutt  asked:

Admiral Piett looking terrified for his life the whole movie makes me laugh. You made it through two movies, buddy! Good job.

I just want to like publicly acknowledge that Piett is the cutest of the war criminals (who, as I have previously mentioned, are now all my fascist genocidal sons)?? He spends all of ESB  looking like he’ll pee a little if Vader turns around too fast. Then he gets to be Vader’s fave because if he has anything stupid to say about the Force he keeps that shit to himself (unlike SOME PEOPLE, MOTTI

And then when he gets a glimpse of how utterly Vader’s shit is wrecked but he keeps that knowledge on lockdown, which probably saves his life– I still maintain that Vader murdered that trooper in DV #2 not just because he saw his face but because he was sympathetic. DON’T PITY VADER, THE MAJESTIC SITH JEWEL, he is fine this is fine. Piett probably sends some ensign to the brig for ten thousand years dungeon when he overhears him cracking wise about Vader’s life support. YOU SHOULD ALL ASPIRE TO GET YOUR SHIT WRECKED IN A VOLCANO AND THEN GET BACK UP AND MURDER ALL THE JEDI FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE. But let’s be real Piett also definitely peed during that entire conversation out of combination of fear of Lord Vader’s wrath and awe at Lord Vader’s indestructableness. 

[On a related note, have we ever talked about how intensely desperate Vader must have been for Luke news if he was ready to open up his sphere before his helmet was all the way back on?? Even if he doesn’t care about his ~image~ (I disagree but I concede is a valid interpretation) he could do some serious harm to himself/his lungs/whatever. He like half falls out of his hyberbaric chamber like son??? where son??? you find??? for me??? bABY?!?!] 

idk I just really like Piett, I wish the fanfic trend of him being Vader’s little buddy and sympathetic ear would come back. Look at my sons, they should all be in jail. 



“The day you run out of fucks to give, you call me and we’ll make a buddy road trip movie together. It will be glorious and terrible. I’m willing to bet Scarlett will totally be up for it by then.”


“Join the no fucks club, Chris. It’s the best club." 

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans On His Life Choices]

I had no idea how much I wanted a terrible buddy road trip movie with RDJ, Scarlett, and Chris Evans till now. Someone make this happen.

NO F***S GIVEN - R (Profanity, Sexual Situations)

Uptight federal agent John Carbine (Robert Downey, Jr.) has to get small-time thief and star witness Michael "Mic Drop” Drury (Chris Evans) from Boston to California by the end of the week to testify in the biggest mob takedown in years. Unfortunately, intelligence gathered by Carbine’s partner, Michelle “Mikey” Ellston (Scarlett Johanssen), says the Mob is watching the airports. Mikey’s got a fast car, and she’s been dying to take Carbine on a road trip to loosen him up; over his very loud objections, she throws the boys in the back and they head out across the country.

What could possibly go wrong?  


Minions. Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names: Dave, Cal, oh that one is Norbit; he’s an idiot. They all share the same goal: to serve the most despicable master around. Finding a master was easy. Keeping a master; that’s were things got tricky. But nonetheless they kept on looking. […] Without a master they had no purpose. They became aimless, and depressed. If this went on much longer, they would surely perish…

All I want is a buddy cop movie with Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan where they’re shits to each other.

Leslie Jones could be their Captain, Amy Poehler could be their questionable informant. John Cho as the good guy cop who always gets the glory, The Rock is his partner.

Both sets of partners are competing to catch the bad guy (George Clooney or Mark Hamill) to get a bonus week of vacation.

Soundtrack by Lin-Manuel Miranda

I want to watch a Buddy Movie between Loki and Bruce Banner.