Likes watching movies together
Will read me stories
Will read things I write and give me opinions
Preferably single (for now c;)
Not an ass
Is okay with my general clingyness
Will tell me when a problem arises so we can taco bout it
Message me for my skype username if you fit the prereq
Magneto: Man I killed like millions of people bro. U r always right lol Prof X: Eyy no worries no worries. So you wanna hang? Magneto: Nah I need to go kill more people. Gotta keep it real y’know Prof X: A’ight stay fresh dawg
I want The Rock and Anna Kendrick to do a buddy cop/FBI movie where they’re always being introduced as The Brain and The Brawn. “The Brain is the most infuriatingly intelligent person alive, they know everything about everything. The Brawn will kill you four times before you realize you’re dead.”
Then they walk into the room and SURPRISE The Rock is The Brain and Anna Kendrick is The Brawn. Like, The Rock got into college on athletic scholarship but fell in love with learning and has a bazillion degrees and doctorates. And Anna started taking self defense because she was such a scrawny kid and discovered an aptitude for hand to hand combat and firearms and is basically a lethal weapon.
I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don’t want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain.