i want a kindle man

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Behold: The Hat of Sauron!

As you may or may not know, it’s World Book Day tomorrow. Usually in school, we’re allowed to dress up as a book character, and the best outfit wins something crap like a box of chocolates.

This year, we were told we weren’t allowed to dress up, and could only wear a hat. Obviously, we were all pissed off and said we wouldn’t bother. But then they told us that the best hat would win a kindle. So I present…The Eye of Sauron: Hat Edition. Ready to be attached to an alice band.