i wanna win a thing yes

it won’t be like what you imagined. maybe you get the road trip to the beach with coffee in your hand and the radio playing, maybe you don’t. but happy shows up. it’s in a 2 AM game of jenga with your new college friends. it’s curling up for another marathon of netflix. it’s meeting the person who will be your best man at the wedding. it’s 4:45pm in the library when the girl in the study coral across from you quietly whispers “i’m going to set everything on fire” and then turns to you and asks if you wanna take a break for dinner (say yes, she’s very nice and you both need a moment away from the stress). it’s the mornings they have omelettes and in good books and in a puddle that looks cool. it’s sometimes picturesque, but more often it’s full-belly laughter at stupid things on the floor of your friend’s house while in the background someone is debating the best way to win settlers of catan. 

i know it gets dark early now and the tired is setting in and everything sort of feels blank and hazy and you want to spend ages staring at walls thinking of nothing

but happiness will find a way in. it will be small moments. look for them.

CLOSED: Bird Art Competition!

To celebrate my getting married next month I’ve been thinking of holding a competition for a little bit of fun.

Now, I wanted to do something that I would enjoy seeing but also that ANYONE can enter. Some of your birds don’t like their photos taken (I know mine doesn’t), and I know some people feel disinclined to enter art competitions because they feel that their drawings aren’t good enough.

Whilst yes this is an art competition, it’s NOT about who draws the best. Far from it. If you wanna win, make me laugh, make me smile, give me your worst.

There will be three categories to this competition, as following:

Blind Bird Drawing

With your eyes closed, draw a bird of your choice. Things are guaranteed to be out of place, and that it excellent. Please go only with your first drawing attempt, as that’s probably going to end up being the worst one (plus I don’t want to take up too much of your time).

Non-dominant Bird Drawing

With your non-dominant hand, draw a bird of your choice. These are honestly some of my favourites because they can end up so messed up. I myself am right handed, and my left handed drawing is even worse than my blind drawing. Even if you are ambidextrous you may have one hand that draws worse than the other. If not, then… well, there are two other entries you can make. Again, please only go with your first drawing attempt.

Bad Bird Drawing

Draw a bird of your choice… deliberately badly. If you suck at drawing, you can draw badly. If you’re great at art, you can draw badly. For this I don’t mind if you go over your drawing to ‘correct’ it, I want the stupidest derpiest bird you can manage.


  • You may only enter one drawing per category, and you are allowed to enter all three categories.
  • You may send another and ask to switch entry, but you still only get one entry. (although if you draw further pictures I won’t mind you sending them to me, just state that it is for fun rather than competition)
  • Obviously no vulgar content.
  • If you want to colour that’s up to you, but abide by the category rules if you choose to do so.
  • You do not have to be following me to submit an entry, anyone is welcome.
  • Entries must be submitted before midnight GMT on April 18th 2017.
  • Please send your entries via submit on my home page.
  • Winners will be announced after the 18th, possibly on the 19th.
  • Anonymous entries cannot win, but will still be accepted because I get it if you still wanna play but feel too embarrassed.


So what do you get for winning? …well… …a measly postcard. Like, I’ll try to pick out one with a nice design. And on that I will draw a bird of your choosing (species or individual), either in the styles of the categories of the competition or just a nice drawing (attempt). I will need some form of address to send the card to. If you’re uncomfortable revealing your address you may still enter, but if you win a runner up will be chosen in your stead. I will send to anywhere in the world, but be aware that it’s gonna take a hella long time.

Remember, I don’t want good drawings. This is just for a laugh, and if you make me smile then that’s points towards you. I will be judging along with my partner and posting winners and runners up when I get the time.

If there are any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask.

Good luck!

Edit: The competition is now closed! Thanks to everyone who entered, I will be deciding the winners later.


Let’s talk for a second about this magnificent couple because, for the love of god, the way how Carter Bays and Craig Thomas treated Swarkles and their shippers is insulting. I mean… they basically fooled the world making us believe they were endgame. And now we have to believe that was all a joke? Hell no.

01x06. Slutty Pumpkin’ - This is what Ted told Robin “ one day you’re gonna meet a guy who’s gonna make you want to look like a complete idiot”.


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01X14. Zip, Zip, Zip - I dare anyone to watch this episode and not thinking “ wow, they’re awesome together ”. This episode is the Swarkles manifesto. It’s everything that makes them them.

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Can you imagine Robin smoking cigars and play laser tag with Ted? Oh, wait, she’s not that person anymore. She’s a needy stepmother now. 

02x16. Stuff - So, Robin had to getting rid off their dogs because Ted saw in them her ex-boyfriends. What a mature behiavor, right? But he stole a smurf penis for her, so.. everything is legit and now I wonder if he’s gonna do the same in 2030, since she has her dogs again. The point is, who went with her to take the dogs to her aunt’s farm? Ted? No. Barney. ( rewatch the 08x05 episode). Barney who surprised her with PUPPIES when they got back together.

02x18. Moving Day - Are we really going to assume that Ted and Robin are meant to be when they weren’t even capable of living together? Are we really going to believe that? Yeah, of course. 

04x14. The Possimpible - Barney finished her video-resume and got her a job. She didn’t get deported in Canada thanks to him.

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But yeah, Barney has never done loving things for her…

04x20. Mosbius Designs - This is what Marshall told Barney about him and Robin: “ actually we both think (he and Lily) that you’re kinda perfect for each other ”.

This is what Robin said at the end of the episode:  “I used to describe my ideal guy as funny, smart, passionate, challenging.“ 

And now tell me that is not the description of Barney.

05x17. Of Course - Robin didn’t want to date anyone after her break-up with Barney. Which says a lot, because we all remember how, after her break-up with Ted, she got together with Gail? Kyle? Oh, right, GAEL. And how she accepted to date Don only when Barney told her ” you’re not just another number to me “ (how funny, tho, he has a daughter and her mom is, in fact, a number) and promised her that he wouldn’t have slept with Anita. In fact, the Superdate he organized, became a gift for Robin and Don.

But yeah, Barney has never done loving things for her. The return.

05x24. Doppelgangers - Robin got an important job offer in Chicago while she was dating Don. Love vs Career all over again. But what did she choose? She chose love. SHE FREAKING CHOSE LOVE. She chose a man who she was dating from less then a year. And now we are gonna believe that she didn’t fight and didn’t try to save her MARRIAGE? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

06x01. Big Days - Robin was still mourning over her break-up with Don and she, well.. she was a complete mess. And Barney teased her, saying that she used to be hot but not anymore. And Robin, hit in her pride, sundressed up. 

So we can easily say Barney helped her to move on. BUT HE HAS NEVER DONE LOVING THINGS FOR HER.

06x04. Subway Wars - Robin was depressed and sad because her life is a complete disaster. She wanted to win the race and guess what? Barney let her win.

Of course, now you know I have to say that HE HAS NEVER DONE LOVING THINGS FOR HER.

06x06. Baby Talk - Ted accused Robin of being an independent woman. He wanted a woman who NEEDED him. And Robin wasn’t exactly that. His words hurt her and when she got at Barney’s, he told her the opposite:

” you’re the least needy woman I’ve ever met. That’s awesome.  mean, no guy’s gonna say, “Who’s your daddy?” to Robin Scherbatsky.  You’re your own daddy. And mommy.  And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun blaming stuff on the government. And that is what makes you the most amazing, strong and independent woman I’ve ever banged “.

And with who she did end up with? With the man who wanted her to be something she never was.

06x08. Natural History - Like Zip, Zip, Zip, this is a simply, amazing proof of how much these two have fun together and how much PERFECT they are as couple.

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06x21. Hopeless - Barney: ” Robin, you’re dating Ted “.

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Yeah, she’s so in love with him. And Barney’s answer to that? " My dad will be all, why don’t you marry Robin? You guys were cute together. Deep down you know you were never happier than when you were with her ”.

06x24. Challenge Accepted - Robin’s face when she realized that he was losing Barney because of Nora.

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Or maybe she was thinking “ damn, I want my blue french horn back ”.

07x01. The Best Man - This need explanations?

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Lily : “ you and Barney have the kind of chemistry that… just doesn’t go away ”. A great concept that got destroyed in 40 minutes during the Finale when they acted like two strangers. Oh yeah.

Robin: “ I know we didn’t work out the first time and I know it doesn’t make any sense but I can’t shake the feeling that we belong together”. Apparently she shook that feeling as soon as she divorced.

07x09. Disaster Averted - I can’t type anything meaningful because now I just wanna cry.


07x11. Tick, Tick, Tick - Barney saw Robin while this speech:

“When you meet the right person, you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them. They are your best friend, and your soulmate. You can’t wait to spend the rest of your life with them. No one and nothing else can compare”.

No one, except for the Wi-Fi.

07x12. Symphony Of Illumination - Robin didn’t want to have kids. Robin didn’t need to have kids to be happy. And the only time she imagined a future involving children… it was a future with Barney. (Look at these beautiful pieces of applepie).

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And of course, how did she end up? Raising another man’s kids. Okay.

07x17. No Pressure - They freaking gave the chance to T/R to get back together. AND THEY DIDN’T. And you know why?

So this is not gonna happen, is it? ”

“ Sorry ”.

“ It’s because of Barney ”.

BUT HEY, in 2030 it is gonna happen because… um… well… oh yes, they’re both alone and miserable. Perfect love story.

08x01. Farhampton - Barney kept all the stuff that reminded him of his relationship with Robin, who cried when she opened that box.

Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz, REMEMBER? Yes? Well, it was just bullshit. Have a good day.

08x06. Splitsville - So now it’s normal that a person who said this:

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suddenly was okay with losing the love of his life and getting back to chase women. Goodbye, character development. Goodbye, coherence.

08x12. The Final Page part 2 - Robin went to damn roof. ROBIN WENT THERE BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO BE WITH BARNEY. He proposed and she said YES. Remember when Kevin proposed? She doubted. Remember when she thought Ted was proposing? She said “ nononononononononononono, Ted you can’t do this to me, no no !”.


08x13. Band or Dj - For the first time, Robin’s dad apologized to her. And that thanks to Barney.

“ Barney made it happen. He must really love me ”.


08x14. Ring Up - The true power of the ring, when that special person to you looks brighter than anyone else. 

“ Robin realized the true power of the ring ”

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08x19. The Fortress - Funny quote from Robin: “ Relationships are about trust and compromise ”. Yet she forgot what compromise is, because with a right compromise, her marriage would have worked.

But hey, Barney in this episode was willing in giving in his apartment to find a new one with Robin. AND HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE ALONE AGAIN. Ha! Irony. But Robin refused it, because “ if I ask you to change too many things about yourself, you’re not gonna be the man I fell in love with ”.

09x01. The Locket - Barney: “ our wedding is gonna be legendary ”. Robin: “ no wait for it? " Barney: ” I’ve got you. I don’t have to wait for it anymore “.

09x02. Coming Back - Barney: ” I don’t need them to make me believe in true love. I’ve got you for that, now “ .


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09x08. The Lighthouse - ” Mom, I’m not marrying some future possibility of starting a family. I’m marrying a girl - who means more to me than kids. OR MY CAREER “.

But who apparently means less than WI-FI, right Carter and Craig? And guess what, he redeemed himself ‘cause of a kid. The only thing Robin couldn’t give him. Ha ha. Let’s all laugh. 

09x09. Platonish - Tracy: ” Do you wanna keep playing or do you wanna win? “ Barney : ” I wanna win “.


09x12. The Rehearsal Dinner - This was my favourite episode ever. Robin wanted to get married in Canada but it wasn’t possible. So Barney organized that BEAUTIFUL, TOUCHING surprise canadian rehearsal dinner. 

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Excuse me while I’m in the verge of tears.

Okay, I’m fine. (No I’m not).

09x15. Unpause - " I love Robin more than I’ve ever loved anyone, and I’m going to do everything I can to make her happy. For a long time, deep down, I felt sort of.. broken? But I don’t feel that way, anymore. Robin has made me 100% awesome ”. 


Oh, friendly reminder he’s now broken again. You’re welcome.

09x22. The End Of The Aisle - They got married. Carter and Craig planned a T/R endgame from the beginning and still they made Swarkles get married. And we all believed in their love. BECAUSE THEIR FACES. THEY LOVED EACH OTHER. TELL ME WHEN ROBIN LOOKED AT TED IN THE SAME WAY SHE LOOKED AT BARNEY.

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So, now, Carter and Craig, we should forget all of this? We should forget all this fairytale and accept that they wouldn’t have worked together? That Robin never loved Barney as much as she loved Ted? That only a child would have made Barney change? NEVER. THIS was the real couple the show.  Two people who had a difficult childhood, two people who grew up and fell in love and change for the better. Two people who supported, loved each other for who they really were. THIS IS WHAT IS TRUE TO LIFE. Not a widower who kept chasing after his ex-girlfriend holding a stupid french horn since ever. Not a woman who was always proud of her independence and her dreams who suddenly found herself alone and desperate. Not a man who couldn’t change for the woman he always loved. 

A Mess- Mitch Marner

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Ok so after some careful thought and a lot of how this should go, we’re just going to say… Enjoy!

Warning: A couple of cusses, fluff

@schmerbach201110 Request: A one where Mitch marner messes up proposing


              You honestly thought Mitch was going to pee his pants.

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anonymous asked:

How about a scenario with Katsuki and his s/o playing strip poker (or something similar) and his s/o is winning and loving every second of it? <3

I have played this with a few friends (male and female) a long time ago, a slight variation though. It was fuckin hilarious. The end is kinda nsfw-ish maybe? I honestly can’t see it going anywhere else with him.

“Katsuki?”, you chirped.

“What the hell do you want?”, he growled.

“I wanna play a game. Do you know how to play strip poker?”, you smirked.

Bakugou knew the game and he would definitely play with you. He could already see himself winning, and that sight pleased him.

“Fuck yes I know it. You sure you wanna play?”, he grinned.

“Absolutely sure. I’ll get the cards.”

You started playing. You lost the first round and just took of your socks. From then on it was your winning streak. Bakugou didn’t seem to like the fact that he was the only one taking his clothes off.

“You’re fucking cheating!”, he growled.

“Nah, you just suck at this.”, you chuckled.

You were enjoying every second of the game. You found his irritated expression rather hilarious. The only thing he had on anymore, were his jeans and boxers.

“Fuck yes!”, he smirked when you lost a round.

To his disappointment, you took of your hoodie, so you were still pretty much fully clothed. He frowned.

“Oh come on.”, he whined.

“Hey, you just gotta win more rounds, simple as that.”, you teased.

Bakugou lost the next round, and was now sitting in front of you in his boxers. You could see that there was a very slight blush tinting his face. You smiled and he glared at you. The next round began, and you won that one too.

“Take-.”, you grinned.

Before you could finish, Bakugou jumped on you like a cat, and pushed you to the floor. He did it gently as he could, and now he was hovering over you.

“How about you take them off for me.”, he smirked.

“But why would I do that. You lost.”

He shut you up by crashing his lips to yours, and sliding his hand down your thigh, closer to your ass. He lifted his head, and both of you were breathing heavily. There was a string of saliva connecting your lips to his. He licked his lips like a hungry beast, and stared at you with lustful eyes.

“Get those fucking clothes off.”, he growled.

You complied, returning his gaze just as hungrily. You two lost yourselves in the heat of the situation, and the card game was long forgotten

Neymar for Esporte Interativo

Game against Juventus

We have to believe that we can do it,The other day my dad told me one thing, that stayed in my head and it’s true. In front of us we have a different team, but Barcelona are the same team. And we can do it. We did it once and we can do it a second time. We have to give our maximum. If everything goes well, another comeback will happen. I believe in the team and in our power. Everything is lost so we have nothing to lose and everything to gain. We have to go out onto the pitch and do our job. It’s very difficult, mainly when there’s a big score against you. Juve are a great team, a very well structured side and that’s why it will be difficult to turn things around. We have to run twice as much. If we have a 1% chance to pass, if there is one more game, it’s 99% running, 99% faith and 99% God’s willing of the goals which will come in.

Where he would like to play?

I’d love to play one day for Flamengo, with the Maracana full, in the Copa Libertadores.


Santos took me to court and I don’t know why, there are a lot of stories that people don’t know, some said I wanted to score a goal against them when we played against Barcelona in the Club World Cup. I have no obligation to congratulate them the day they celebrate their foundation, I don’t do what everyone else wants.


In the fourth (goal) Yes. I hoped for one more little gulp to give that pon, we almost got that flavor. And after a few minutes the penalty kick came out. I only remember at the time I got the ball to hit the penalty, at the time I was concentrating, I would only listen to someone saying that I only had five minutes to play. Then I already thought, “C…, I have to do this m…, if not I’ll f…”. Messi said: “You go.” I said, “Alright!” I just thought, “I have to do it so we can have at least a chance to try something extraordinary.” As soon as I scored the goal it was a total relief because it put us in the game. Already excited the whole stadium and everyone. And then the historic goal happened.

Assistance for the historic goal of Sergi Roberto

My first thought was not to be a hero, but to kick. But I saw two Barcelona players moving, which were Messi and Piqué. I had not seen Sergi Roberto. So much so that I play there for both. At the time, I thought it was Piqué who scored the goal. After that I saw Sergi Roberto coming in behind. Worse than in the game, I spoke to him (Sergi Roberto): “Enter the area that you will make the goal. Get in the area! ” Then he came in and scored.

Free kicks in Barcelona

I always have the urge to hit . But there is a hierarchy. Of course the respect is maximum for Leo (Messi). Whenever fouls happen, he’s the official scout. Sometimes, I approach for, if you have any chance or opportunity, be focused to hit. It hits and hits very well. I just wanna get the ball in.

Be the best in the world

I don’tt think of being the best in the world. It is not something I prioritize. Of course I have a very big dream of one day to win the Golden Ball, but this comes naturally. It does not matter (the team) where I am, who I am, whether it is the best team or not. And yes my state, my gift, my game inside the field. If I’m okay, things will happen. And I’m feeling very good here in Barcelona. I’m happy here. Every player likes to play alongside the good players, alongside the best ones. Here I stand beside the best.

If he wasn’t Neymar, who would he like to be?

I would like to be many. There’s one by my side here (Zico). I didn’t see him playing, but my father saw. I also saw videos of him (laughs). I really like Messi. Of the ones I saw playing, he’s the best.

New generation of stars

I really like Griezmann, an excellent player. Gabriel Jesus, despite his age. I have a great affection for him, I’m very fond of how he plays. We played the Olympics together, in the Seleção too. He is a boy of great potential. I think this is what is going to get there around the world. And Dybala is the famous Argentine player. If you leave him alone, he will use it. On Wednesday, we can not make space. As they (Juventus) do not do with us, they do not give us space. The same thing.

Does Luis Enrique scold the team for crying?

No … I think it’s the game. It’s more about the timing, the player’s feeling. You have to feel, if you see that it’s not happening the way you want it, you have to change. That change of pressure. If they are pushing us, give a “bicão”. It is not ugly no. It is a pro football game that is a championship game. It’s ball forward and we’ll press there. But it’s the philosophy here, always was. To leave playing, to get the pass, to seek to play football. Only they are pressing us and we have to really look for another way out.

Supposedly there was 20 minutes reprimand that Luis Enrique gave Neymar, Mascherano and Pique

It was five, only (laughs). No, just kidding. There was no scolding for each player. It was the team. We played a bad game, the whole team. Everyone took it hard. It was not just a player. It was not directed at anyone.

2015 Champions League Final

The dream, I dreamed about. Of course I imagined it. But sometimes, in our life, things happen better than you think. He closed with a flourish the game, the championship. It was one of the best moments of my life. Where I exploded, I went there where my family and my friends were. I think it was all wonderful, yes.

Buffon is the best goalkeeper you’ve ever faced?

I think so. I think Buffon is the best I’ve ever faced. I have a goal against him. Not only one, I made another in Brazil (in the Confederations Cup 2013).

Champions 2015 Libertadores 2011 or 2016 Olympics?

In Maracanã. The penalty (of the final of the Olympic Games of 2016). The walk to the ball is … Oh my God. It’s the worst thing in life. It had to be closer. It had to be closer. You get the ball and it’s okay. It’s awful. Is very far. The walk … Look at the goal too small and the goalkeeper … My God from heaven. And I would say, “Where am I going to kick this ball?” Then I got the ball, positioned it, everything with my head down. Soon I looked and I saw the goal very big and the goalkeeper very small. It was supernatural. I said: “Wow!” Then it relaxed me. I thought, “You’re ready for this, you trained for it.” That’s where I was calm, I relaxed and managed to move the goalkeeper. It was not normal, because he never had a penalty like that. It was always something quicker than normal. But at that moment, that happened.

Do you consider Brazil a favorite for the World Cup?

I consider. Brazil has always been favorite in any competition that enters, by the level of players it has. And we, over the years, of all the years that I’ve been in the national team, always had good players and a good cast. But we could not find an identity, a way of playing, a Brazilian philosophy. And now, we did it. We were able to fit in. Despite having some rotations, you see that does not change the scheme, the way to play. It’s always the same thing. So, I think Tite was able to enforce this in the National Team.

Why did the Seleção change so much from Dunga to Tite?

I don’t know. I don’tt think Dunga is bad as a coach. On the contrary, I am very proud to have worked with him. A great person, always been very good to me. I don’tt know either, what happened about Tite having changed all that. I think it’s Tite’s merit to put confidence in every player, in every industry. To train a lot. I think it’s something different, yes. There is something different that attracts the attention of the players, and the player becomes more focused.

Is Tite on a level to be a Barcelona coach?

I think he (Tite) is on the level to be coach wherever he wants. I think it would indicate (Tite for Barcelona) yes.

Who will be the next coach of Barcelona?

I don’tt know, nobody knows yet. Simeone is a great coach. I think for big coaches, it doesn’t matter what team he goes to.

Tite in the Brazilian Team

Tite gives a lot of confidence to the players. He treats everyone the same. You don’t have any holders, you do not have any reservations. Treat everyone the same. There is no training of the starting team and the reserve team. He makes the second team train the same way as the first. Because you have a moment that you will need. During the game or when someone is suspended.

100% of the national team

No one expected. We did not expect it, but we trusted our team a lot because it is a very good team. We knew that if it fitted, it would be difficult to stop the Brazilian Team. Thank God everything worked out. I hope we remain undefeated for many years (laughs).

Being “the guy”

Sometimes yes sometimes no. I don’t like feel this way (“the guy”). I know my potential, I know what I can do for the Brazilian national team, and I’m pretty much the “guy” of the national team. But I do not like putting myself in this situation. I think it’s bad. It makes a difference, when you have quality players and are the team’s stars. You see by the crowd, to scream name and when you enter the field. I feel it. In Santos, I felt this a lot, because it was practically the same. And in Barcelona too. So I feel like “the guy”, it goes (laughs).

Against whom do you want to play the final of the 2018 World Cup?

Who do I want against? I want to be in the final, I don’t know against who. Let me see a selection … Germany! You’re in! But we’re going to play against them now, right? No matter (if is friendly), you have to win! I don’t even want to go to Argentina. It leaves Germany and Argentina in the semifinal and it’s all right.

Exaggerated charges and Chapecoense tragedy

It’s not even a matter of taking a break from social media. These charges … It’s bad to talk about tragedy (Chapecoense accident). It is very easy for you to come and speak “my feelings” for such a thing. It takes the place of families and children. Cleber Santana’s son and the Kempes son sent me a message, and I sent them a video. Even before posting anything. But nobody talks about it, either. Nobody knows what’s going on. So I do not like, in a tragedy, to come and talk. Because I put myself in the person’s place. “My feelings? OK thanks”. But I put myself in place. It’s complicated for you to be in this situation.

Football or Counter-Strike?

I’m better, I’m leveling up in CS. But my thing is football.

Expulsion against Malaga

It was my mistake. I do not mean by the red card, the second. Because it was a very fast move, and I ended up going very hard. There it was. I was wrong later. Then it was a mistake, but now I can think. There, not at the moment. I took a card because I’m going to tie the boot, losing the game with 15 minutes.

ALTL Part 44

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Title: ALTL Part 44

Characters: Gabriel x Reader, Lucifer, Castiel

Word count: 1,105

Warnings: none :D

A/N: It’s Tuesday, and you know what that means ;) Feedback is welcomed and appreciated! I love you all so much <3 <3

The Masterlist to this series can be found HERE!

A week later and things started to fall back into the normal pace of things.  Lucifer was still around, and still acting as if nothing had changed.  It was better that way, and it was even better that Gabriel didn’t mind.  Castiel continued to be himself as well.  It left you thinking how Balthazar would react.  You wondered if he would come around as often as he did before.

Gabriel burst through your bedroom door as you were getting dressed.  You both could hear Lucifer’s footfalls coming down the hall.  Gabriel quickly closed the door, not bothering to turn away from you.

“You’re still getting dressed cupcake,” Gabriel asked, raising an eyebrow.  “Are you okay?  Usually you are in the library by now, or on a case with Sam and Dean.”

“I’m fine Gabriel,” you insisted.  “I just got out of bed late.”  

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smolsarcasticraspberry  asked:

i like to imagine Ryou telling Allura all the most embarrassing stories from Shiro's childhood and Shiro getting more and more flustered and sinking further into his chair until he just slides onto the floor in shame (Allura still thinks he's cute though)

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Shiro tries to get back at him and tell his own stories when he and Allura are alone. But it backfires because she finds all of this history endearing and she just laughs cutely and Shiro just sorta melts because gdi he can’t win and he probably doesn’t want to anymore.

anonymous asked:

For your Friday shipping prompts: Uliro post-war living after Zarkon's defeat (or victory)

So basically this became like. Vacation not quite ‘living’ but. Yes. ANYWAY. THANK YOU. 

Leaning over the railing, Shiro counted the Holans that milled about the courtyard. Vacation was still a word he couldn’t quite grasp; the idea of relaxation for relaxations sake, to not always be on call, to not be itchy and uncertain and three steps from an adrenaline clash, was horribly foreign. Allura had demanded all of them take a vacation after Zarkon, that the quiet would do them good. It was – nice.

A warm palm pressed to the small of his back, trailing up to rest heavy between his shoulder blades. Shiro smiled at Ulaz, kicking out a foot to nudge against Ulaz’s shin. Ulaz nudged back, before he slipped both arms around Shiro’s waist, slotting them together, and rested his chin on Shiro’s head.

“What are you looking at?”

Shiro tilted his head up, grinning wider when Ulaz grumbled at him. “I’m counting Holans. They like to congregate in the central plaza every three hours and I don’t know why.”

“You left our room to count our hosts?” Ulaz asked, leaning heavier against Shiro so he, too, could survey the Holans. Shiro bowed under the weight, secure and caged in, Ulaz’s palms warm against Shiro’s middle. This too was – nice. An added bonus to vacation time. Shiro rolled his shoulders back, squirming until Ulaz gave in and snuggled him closer. Perfect.

“Wanna play a game?”

Ulaz whuffed against Shiro’s hair. “I would prefer you return to our room.”

“Winner gets to choose our next activity.”

That got Ulaz’s attention. Shiro didn’t have to be facing him to know Ulaz’s ears had quivered in interest. “What is the name of the game?”

Shiro grinned. “I-Spy.”

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Camp Camp Falsettos AU

I’m trying to figure out everyone’s roles but I think I have a lot Jaspvid planned for it. Just some headcannons for it so far. Feel free to add on!!
-Jasper and David just fighting over small things like “Pick up your fucking clothes, David” “LANGUAGE”
-“Max please see a physiatrist” “I want-” “a physiatrist?” “I wanna speak with Jasper fuck you”
-David slapping Daniel in a fit of rage
-Gwen decking David
-“Let me win” “yEs SiR”
-David nutting over the bald spot
-David hitting Jasper in the head
-David being a emotional dick
-David nutting over Jasper wanting to win
-Jasper yelling at David for putting him into the housewife role
-Daniel asking Gwen if she only treats gay guys
“Sad or happy?” “Well-” “That’s a question with no answer moving on”
-David yelling and breaking everything in the fucking house
-David and Jasper just nutting over each other in front of Max
-Max yelling over the gays™
-Max loves Jasper let him have the bar mitzhah you fuckers
-Max postponing the bar mitzhah for Jasper
-Max loving Jasper more than David
-Gwen nutting over Daniel smiling
-The gays™ fucking in front of Daniels salad
And that’s it so far!! Add on!!


anonymous asked:

Lately, I've been getting these long comments on all of my fics (from different people, not the same person) that tell me that my plots don't work or my plot has too many holes. And just yesterday, I was told that my smut was unrealistic (I had a fic where Dan and Phil had sex in the back of a car but apparently, it's impossible for gay men to have sex in a car 🙄) and so I was wondering if you have any tips to give on how to fix these things?

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Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising sentence starters

105 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
content warning: cussing, drug mention, sexual themes

  • “Do you want me to put a pillow over your mouth?”
  • “Are you gonna, like, choke me or something?”
  • “You just look like you might throw up.”
  • “Is it me? Are you nauseated by me?”
  • “You’re still sexy though.”
  • “_____, I think I might be pregnant.”
  • “I need to poo twice sometimes! When I’m nervous I poo twice!”
  • “Hide your unmentionables!”
  • “Hide your bongs!”
  • “What’s that smell?”
  • “What’s that bullshit? Were you trying to fuck us over?”
  • “Look, can you just watch your language, please?”
  • “That’s not a dildo. That is a… toy. From a cartoon. Japanese.”
  • “Ah, Jesus Christ, man, we’re getting old.”
  • “I don’t even understand how that physically works.”
  • “Don’t take your shit out on me, okay?”
  • “Your parties must totally suck ass if you can’t smoke weed.”
  • “I don’t actually know anyone here, so I was just rereading old texts so I don’t look like a loser.”
  • “Oh my god, I feel like this entire room is just a giant arrow pointing upstairs so they can fuck us.”
  • “‘Sup? You wanna go upstairs?”
  • “This isn’t exactly what I expected, you know?”
  • “That was the most weird party ever.”
  • “If I’m being honest, I’ve never done drugs before, but college is about new experiences, and here I am, and I’m gonna do weed.”
  • “Wow, that’s a big hit.”
  • “Okay, um, I’ve been in a pretty intense relationship since, like, third grade.”
  • “That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard in my literal life.”
  • “Well, personally, I’ve made love to three men.”
  • “High school kind of sucked, if we’re being totally honest.”
  • “You scared the crap out of me.”
  • “Goddamnit! I fucking knew it!”
  • “I am so sick and tired of all these guys coming into our lives and trying to tell us what to do.”
  • “We’re not little girls anymore. We are strong, adult women.”
  • “I wanna be your sister!”
  • “I told you guys to shut the fuck up!”
  • “I just feel, like, really under-valued, you know.”
  • “The Greeks believed we are each half of a whole. _____, you are the half that makes me whole.”
  • “I just ran here, barefoot, really far.”
  • “I can’t make an Eggo! I can’t make one. I don’t know how.”
  • “What the fucking fuck? What’s happening here?”
  • “Is now a good time to freak out? Should I freak out? Should I start screaming?”
  • “_____, we can come to some sort of compromise here, can’t we?”
  • “No means no.”
  • “I think a lot of this is going on in your head.”
  • “They’re making me hate something I love.”
  • “Everybody look under their chairs. You’re all getting beer! You get a beer, you get a beer, you get a beer!”
  • “Can we please be quiet?”
  • “Look, I tried my best, but there’s nothing I can do.”
  • “Is that a dildo dressed as a princess?”
  • “I’m on pain-killers, motherfucker!”
  • “What the fuck is wrong with you?!”
  • “Where’d you guys get so much fake blood?”
  • “No. Fuck you.”
  • “Are you okay? Why are you itching? What’s wrong with you?”
  • “I don’t care about your fucking pants.”
  • “Okay. That’s, uh, that’s super weird.”
  • “Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to realize you don’t like sucking dick.”
  • “Don’t say shit you can’t take back.”
  • “No, you can’t do this to me.”
  • “I thought we were in this together!”
  • “I wasn’t, like… too harsh on him, was I?”
  • “How the fuck did you get in here?”
  • “Honestly… I just want to be valued.”
  • “You look fucking horrifying.”
  • “I know we’ve been going through some rough times lately, but I love you.”
  • “You’re really turning me on with your muscles right now.”
  • “This is a fuckin’ shame, but it’s also pretty fun.”
  • “Um, do you wanna maybe… crash here?”
  • “For the first time in my life I feel like I belong right now.”
  • “This is the most fun I’ve ever had, and I went to Space Camp.”
  • “I haven’t slept in, like, a week. I just don’t wanna miss out on anything.”
  • “We’re never gonna lose each other.”
  • “Don’t fucking touch it! I told you it’s hot!”
  • “Do you see people sometimes that I don’t see? You can tell me.”
  • “Just stay chill, okay? Everything’s fine.”
  • [text] Can we talk? Where are you??
  • “Let’s go! I’m hungry!”
  • “You’re lying to me! You’re a fucking terrible actor!”
  • “You know what? Girls are worse than guys! I’m just gonna say it! I know that’s not feminist, but fuck that!”
  • “We made so many bad choices throughout this process.”
  • “I’m hot. I fucked the pizza man. I gave him five stars on Yelp.”
  • “You have chips in your hair.”
  • “We shut this motherfucker down at all costs.”
  • “This punch tastes kinda funny.”
  • “I-I got real fucked up really quickly just now.”
  • “It’s a little hard to call the cops without a phone, ain’t it?”
  • “Are we gonna still hang out after this? Are you gonna wanna hang out with me?”
  • “Give me a hug. Give me a real hug.”
  • “Okay, before you do this, maybe just make, like, a hundred percent sure that, like… you’re all lined up.”
  • “This party sucks.”
  • “I can't—I can’t be here anymore.”
  • “That’s what? That’s it? You’re j-… You’re gonna quit?”
  • “Oh, come on, don’t blame us. You ruined this.”
  • “I was the only one trying to save this! This is all my idea!”
  • “We tried, okay? We tried our asses off. This is not gonna work.”
  • “The whole system is against us and that’s all there is to it.”
  • “Get your shit together. What’s with the meltdown?”
  • “You got this. You know what the right thing to do is.”
  • “What’s the right decision to make?”
  • “You get knocked down, you get back up again. They’re never gonna keep you down.”
  • “Did you just make that up?”
  • “I wanna see them kiss so fucking bad.”
  • “Fuck yes! Eat shit! We win!”
  • “We’ll always have things to talk about, right?”
  • “I could do this all day.”

anonymous asked:

I think lena just shook the lesbian phone tree and got cats personal number and sent her a message being like one lady lover to another let me buy your company to win over kara, because I love her.

Honestly, that’s what I’m assuming is canon. Also, if Cat just knew Kara was Supergirl you can’t tell me she didn’t see right through the “best friend I love that is on that ship also yes it’s the same one I’m sure all your employees mention I have lunch with all the time despite her being a busy CEO” thing and went yeah so wanna have it?

sex-blood-and-ink  asked:

you should do a contest! like, for art? idk,,,i wanna collab lmao? maybe whoever wins gets to work with you! idk??. - im so desperate sorry oml.

I could but idk man that feels weird like the idea of ppl trying to contest for my attention just feels wrong to me yknow? like I’m not some celebrity so I don’t want getting my attention/working with me to feel like something you need to win? idk if this makes sense but ye

Bring It

For @nea90sweetie 28 (shut up just shut up) 29 (again?) and 72 (is that a challenge?) with Hotch

“Go go go!” You cry as you hold down the button. “No!” You say flopping back onto the couch.
“Again?” Aaron says with a smirk looking back at you. You glare at him and he laughs triumphantly.
“Shut up. Just- shut up. Again. We’re going again.” You say hitting the A button to start the next race.
“I thought you were going to demolish me.” He says with a smirk.
“I didn’t think you’d be practicing.”
“Who says I was practicing?”
“Not true.”
“So if I pick a different racetrack you’ll have the same results?”
“Is that a challenge?”
“Hell yes it is.”
“Wanna make this interesting?” You say with a smirk knowing that Aaron can’t back down from a good challenge.
“What do you have in mind?”
“Loser serves winner breakfast in bed tomorrow morning.”
“If I win you’re wearing that red thing I like.” He grins at you.
“Oooh, upping the ante huh?” You laugh. “Fine. If I win you’re going to wear that old football jersey.”
“Deal.” He laughs. “Which track are we doing?”
“Rainbow Road.” He’s fast but he’s not accurate enough on the road, he’ll fall off more than once. It takes forever to get back onto the track so you can take your time. You just can’t fall off a bunch of times, you can beat him.
“So is this a one off or best out of three?”
“Best out of four. We’ll do one of the cup challenges. Whoever wins the cup wins the bet.”
“You’ve got a deal.” He grins then leans over and mutters, “You’re going to look so sexy serving me breakfast.” He catches your earlobe in his teeth.
“Quit trying to throw me off Hotchner. You’re going down.”
“Bring it.”

anonymous asked:

Thank you very much for your blog. You are my favorite blog, and we have so much in common, same age, same form of think, same utt and even same month of birth. And I kind really nervous about a lot of things and sometimes wish that I wouldn't worry so much about the boys, but I can't, just wanna them to win the world, can you please say something wise? You always calm me down with your comments about the boys and life. Thank you.

this is so sweet 💕 thank you! it’s okay to worry but also keep in mind that we have to stay strong for them. all they’ve been giving us are positive vibes and telling us 7 or never, 7 or nothing. yes, we want the best for them but we also have to keep in mind that the boys seem so happy this comeback.. are we really going to bring the mood down when it’s jaebeom’s first title track? aren’t we suppose to be their sunshine? are we really going to let them down and have their efforts go to waste and not listen to their words? all they’ve been telling us are they’re a family together and they’re best friends. they even made an official ig for us!!!! even jyp mentioned in the dinner v live that he’s proud of GOT7, that they did it without his help. our boys were so happy about “You Are” reaching #1 on charts that jaebeom even treated them out for meat :’) also, even when they’re always flying out to thailand and japan for events, they still manage to top #1 on charts. we should be really proud and happy for them.

Wanna jam?

If you ever manage to wrangle up some lingonberries, I cannot recommend this jam recipe enough. Yes it takes all day, but it´s super easy and the end product is bitchin´ good!

All you need is a big-ass pot, 3.5 litres of lingos, half a packet of sugar cubes and a kitchen tool of some sort to do the magic with.

(My “tool” is a handy little mallet thing my dad carved and if need be it could also be used as a weapon so no you can´t have it and you also better not sneak up on me while I do my jammin´ because just do NOT.)

Anyway, toss about half a kilo of sugar cubes into the pot…

… and give a little twirl so some of the lingos get mushed and you get a little bit of liquid - this helps the sugar cubes melting.

After the first twirl you can place the pot aside for about 8 hours, and do a little twirl once or twice an hour…

… and after 8 hours your pot has been turned into a pot of bright red gold.

Trust me: the sour taste of the lingos mixed with the sweetness of the sugars and the liquid… 😋

It´s gonna be a good winter at the K residence, babes.

anonymous asked:

hi, so i love destiel, but it really bothers me how they're trying to vote destiel over a canon f/f ship that recently faced a huge blow. i really do feel that clexa needs this victory to show how the creators have hurt the lgbtq fans and queerbaited us (also because it's a CANON ship you know), all i'm asking is that maybe just for once, the spn fandom backs down and lets a canon, revolutionary f/f queer ship have the representation it deserves over a noncanon ship. do you get what i mean?


“All i’m asking is that maybe just for once, the spn fandom backs down and lets a canon, revolutionary f/f queer ship have the representation it deserves over a noncanon ship”

 Whoa, let me stop you right there. 

See here’s the thing; I watch the 100. I love Clexa. In fact, I’d pick Clexa over any other ship on the 100 any day. I personally think that it’s fucking rude, how Jason R handled this; there were other ways to go about it even if the actress won’t be available in the near future. I have all the respect in the world for this ship, and if Clexa wins the poll, I think it would be well deserved. 

But that doesn’t mean that we aren’t allowed to fight for our own ship. You wanna talk queerbaiting? Yes, let’s!

“The ship being canon’ aside, the Destiel fandom has had its fair share of it. Writers knowing what they’re doing to play Lgtb+ fans and leave them hanging, and knowing exactly how to do it. And they’ve done it for years with Destiel. 

Using romantic tropes for them, adding millions of ‘almost’ moments and tons of subtext, but never quite going there. Everybody knows what the fuck is going on: show runners, writers, fans, popular media sites have called the show out on it in lengthy articles. Yet they never deliver. 

Some of the most blatant examples:

( Misha played Cas feeling like a jilted lover, as asked by Jeremy Carver)

Or this, writers leading you on:

Or this, the exact same lines and tropes being used for a heterosexual couple on the exact same show:

Which brings me to this:

Or this because ‘hAHA’, everyone knows:

Or this:


Or this, even the actors exactly knowing what’s going on, even if it’s only ‘implied’:


Not to mention that ‘boner scene’ where Cas was viewed the way any love interest would:

Not to mention all of the other ridiculous unnecessary stares that were in no way platonic:

Besides, as I’ve explained before, the kind of queer baiting that’s going on with Destiel is so subtle but so very much there: [x]

Don’t get me wrong; I haven’t said a bad word about Clexa (I enjoy the ship, actually) and I wouldn’t do anything to sabotage them, but please don’t make people feel guilty for sticking up for their own ship. 

And I get it, the Clexa fandom is suffering right now (and with good reason) but even though Rothenberg was a dick about how he ended it, at least you guys got the confirmation that Clarke/Lexa had those kind of romantic feelings for each other, got an actual on screen kiss and a sex scene, whereas the Lgtb+ fans who’ve been loyal to SPN for years are still being called insane for seeing Destiel even after all of the above shit (and much more) has been happening for over freaking 8 years now. 

I’m not saying we have it worse, I’m not saying anyone has it worse. I’m just saying that, with all due respect, we are all fighting for our own ships and own representation. Sadly, Lgtb+ ships are still treated terribly in almost every fandom, but I think no one has to ‘back down’ from things that they’re passionate about. 

Clexa fans should vote for Clexa, Destiel fans should vote for Destiel, and I’m sorry if you disagree. 

Congratulations! You've been chosen to represent your district for the annual Hunger Games!

Aries – “HELL YES! SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN! You better believe I’m gonna win this thing.”

Taurus - “Can someone die of overeating? The food here is heavenly. What a way to go.”

Gemini - “At least give me a chance to get laid before sending me out there!”

Cancer - “MOMMY!”

Leo - “Okay. Show face. Smile and wave, smile and wave. It’s all about the image. YOU WILL LOVE ME BECAUSE I DON’T WANNA DIE, DAMNIT.”

Virgo - “Shit. I only have a 0.05% chance of surviving this.”

Libra - “Oh god, this is really happening. I can’t believe it. Of all the people out there…oh dear, I’m gonna faint.”

Scorpio - “…” *internally screaming*

Sagittarius - “You all better watch out. I’m like a ninja. You won’t even see me coming.”

Capricorn - “Glory or death? Like I even have a choice.”

Aquarius - “SO THIS IS HOW MY LIFE ENDS. Oh, cruel world.”

Pisces - “I really am sorry, but you all have to die now.”


Just a warm up before I start another story. xP