i wanna wear it to fest if no one else will

how jack and davey accidentally (and then not) ended up spending all their valentines days together

February 14th 2014


will u hate me if i ask if ur free rn

why would i hate you

i dont want to assume

happy v day

wow jack

i’m actually on two dates right now

mrs doubtfire style

what’s up

she dumped me

on the phone

half an hour ago

come over

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anonymous asked:

Hi I'm new can you tell me what allegedly happened at Leeds and Dallas?

“Take it Harry take it! Just like you took it a few hours ago”LEEDS FESTIVAL

right, so what really happened in leeds.

the leeds festival which both louis and harry, (and only louis and harry) went, started on saturday August 27th, 2011. it is the last public and happy appearance of HarryAndLouis before Louis is allegedly “dating” Eleanor, and this event is the last of Larry before it got closeted.

(this is in chronological order, ignore the time on the tweets because they are screencapped by people from different timezones)

before leeds fest, louis tweeted this. i cannot really say what it means, but it is highly believed that this is the end of larry being openly seen together, and the start of eleanor, because we know too much.

it is believed that, judging by their clothings, they went to leeds together right after the boys filmed this in London on 27th Aug, 2011 morning. (the video is posted on 29th)

here are some updates on that day

right before leeds fest, harry keep tweeting these tags

so after they arrived, of course they are immediately spotted by people, and here are some pics. i didn’t put too much because we already got enough proof they are together, so i’ll juts go straight to the point.

that’s the night on 27th August, then harry tweeted this

thus louis tweeted these

then at the silent disco, we spot the lovebirds

it is said that they shared a yellow tent, god knows what happened there (hence inspired many fanfictions)

here is an interview of harry and louis on Radio 1

noticeable transcript here

Fearne: (…) Right, so talk to us about Leeds Festival, what was your highlight Louis?

Louis: D’you know what it’s… The vibe at Leeds - I’ve been to a few festivals this year- I went for a day at Wireless, and then I went to V festival as well,  but the vibe at Leeds is so much… I don’t know what it is. It’s just like really reallyfun, and everyone’s like friendly and like. For me the highlight was probably Two Door Cinema Club or the Bombay Bicycle Club.


Harry: How are you Fearne, you alright?

Fearne: I’m good are you sleepy tired?

Harry: Good. I’m very tired…

Fearne: Why are you at the gym?

Harry: …I pulled a muscle in my bum as well.

Fearne: IN your bum?

Harry: Yeah.

Fearne: Well at the festival?

Harry: No I did it on Saturday morning before we went.

Fearne: Right. We won’t talk in details about that Harry, let’s just talk musically about Leeds. What was your favorite, Louis was saying Too Door Cinema Club or Bombay. What d’you recon?

Harry: Yeah yeah Too Door Cinema Club were really good actually. I thought Madness were really good. That was really cool. They were like really funny. (mumbling).

Fearne: Did you guys camp. Were you in a tent?

Harry: Yes, yeah. Some of my friends were there so I camped…with my friends.

Fearne: ..you guys were in a tent, no way!

Harry: Yes, Yeah why?

Fearne: Really? Yes way!

Harry: Yes way.

Fearne: Wowzas! Look at you two! Doin it propa, gotta be done! I can’t say the same, but it’s gotta be done. Well done chaps.

(louis also tweeted the one who interviewed them later on)

and then we’re now at the morning of 28th August, 2011, which they’re still at leeds together.

louis tweeted this

after that it is the silent disco night 2 again

the coat on harry is given from louis, as we see here in the morning

and at night

why leeds fest get so many attention, is not merely because louis and harry are seen publicly and happily together, (coz we know they are always together), it’s because this is the very last time they are seen together like this, and because right after leeds fest Elounor is rumoured to be together. it’s so fucking important to us larries because it is what we could never get over with and what we cling on, why we believe larry is closeted. 

this is louis on the day before Elounor news came out, as we may see, he’s still wearing the shirt.

in an interview in Sweden later on, louis is seen doing this. he stared at harry and fumbled at his leeds fest bracelet.

oh, harry had one too.

before it is broken and he replaced it with this tattoo. (I CAN’T CHANGE)

extra: “born me, i can’t change” is a lyric in the song “Make it stop”, which is in the playlist in leeds fest. the song is to support LGBT kids who gets discriminated.


what happened in Dallas is another legend, it’s like wellington which we all have to investigate.

here is what happened.

about dallas, this is so fucking important because we can see the closest to their sex lives, uncut. it’s practically freshly fucked harry and subspace harry, plus a smug louis and sweaty bodies.

first of all, this is what happened in the interview (i believe it’s one of those “genuinely” interviews again). can you see them??? look at zayn’s smirk??? all coupley and cuddly and fucking adorable ahhhh. 

i’m thinking of what things is louis hoarsely murmuring into harry’s ears. call him daddy, would you, lou? oh but maybe harry bottoms this time.

and shortly after what louis has apparently roughly done to harry, we came to this.

so fucking hot???? flushed cheeks???? glassy eyes???? swollen lips????

he is so lost and unfocused and startled like a lost bambi i have enough proofs that i call it he is floating in his pretty little subspace. not sure if he really bottoms, but it’s, like, 99.99%.

conclusion: freshly fucked in the ass. believed more than one orgasm.

louis??? wtf did you do to him?

here we have this smug kid

sweaty body???? glassy eyes??? overall smug face????

be sure your boy can function noramlly okkk?

this is also what happened in the red room.

“Take it Harry take it! Just like you took it a few hours ago”

well i’m not suggesting watersports…but apple juice does resembles, uh, you-know-what

kinky much, huh?

fancy round two, harry?

later on…

GOOD THRUST you got boy!!! now i wanna know what else would you ride???


did you just casually roll up his shirt sleeves??? Harold??? are you biTING YOUR LIPS????

let’s recap

conclusion: i’m done, i’m gonna go write some larry smuts now.

First Kiss

Originally posted by inter-somniac

Requested by lukeybabe26

“Can I have a Teen Wolf imagine when I have my first kiss with Theo and I get all shy and nervous around him?”

Warnings: Fluff

You had never been kissed.

There it was out in the open. 

You were seventeen and had never been kissed. Sometimes it felt like you were the only seventeen year old who hadn’t locked lips with someone.

You can call me old fashioned but I want my first kiss to be special. Not some stupid dare or a grade dance slobber fest. I wanted it to be with someone special, someone I actually liked. 

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patster223  asked:

I was wondering if that prompt had been too vague right after I sent it! How about model AU, is that a more fitting prompt?

So Maddie sent me a perfectly good prompt that I failed at because I am a niche nerd and have strange pockets of illiteracy, and I had to protstrate myself and ask for something different. This is what happened.

Also, to my anon who asked for Foggy dressing Matt, you were strangely precognitive, and this is also for you.


When models look Foggy up and down and side to side, and ask, with a sneer, “who the hell are you”, he has the same answer every time.

“I’m the one who’s gonna give you clothing two sizes too small so that you look as fat as me in front of the camera, if you don’t shut your mouth.”

Most of them just roll their eyes and weave their way towards makeup–the girls are all light headed from hunger and the boys wincing through dehydration headaches–leaving Foggy and his team to manage the shoot in peace.

Karen glared daggers after the latest bubble head high on her own sense of beauty. “That one’s getting a safety pin right through her ass cheek,” she promised. “Who does she think she is, Ororo Munroe?”

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(Art drawn by @snowdinpoppy​ and colored by @catterfly ! Thanks so much you two!)

* Wish you were here…Oh, wait! You can be! Surprise! I’ve planning a big, huge beach resort party luau… fest… thing… extravaganza…Uh, I got a much better name from Sans and Poppy.  So it’s Doggo’s Fun in the Sun Luau! And you guys are all invited!

* Food, drinks, music, sun, beach, tons of water, whatever you else you find on a small resort…We got it all for some summertime fun! How? Uh…Actually i’m not sure. Someone named Angelo set all this up and just put me in charge of actually hosting the party. I guess. Haven’t even seen the guy yet.

* BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER! Use up some vacation days and come party with all of us!

WHEN: July 4th @2:00 PM (CST) to July 7th

WHERE: Seraphim Springs Resort (You’ll have a ticket in the mail. Just tear off the bit at the end and you’re there!)

ATTIRE: Swimsuits! Tube tops! HAWAIIAN SHIRTS! Whatever summer wear you have!

* If you need any extra info, just send a message and i’ll answer.

* Also I don’t care how many multiples of one person there is. Is your +1 another version of yourself? No big deal! Wanna have a party of 5 Undynes? Well dang, something or someone might get smashed but go for it!

* Just come on in, join that gaggle of Asriels over there!

Okay so here’s the OOC info. This is a big community event for all of you in the Undertale RP community, I have taken the torch of hosting these from @spiidertale / Samu themselves. Heck, they’re helping!

This is for Undertale RPers ONLY. If your character wasn’t made MAINLY for Undertale, sorry but you’re not allowed.

THIS IS A SFW EVENT. Any NSFW interactions must be taken somewhere private or under a readmore on tumblr. We have kiddies around here.

The tag for this will be ‘#Doggo’s Luau’, please use this tag for all related posts.

When it starts, make open posts about arriving or something. I’ll be hosting IC music streams and IRC chats for three days, but don’t worry about getting any threads done on the same day, the event can go on as long as you want!

If you want to co-host or have an idea for a plot, drop me an ask in private!




dating choi youngjae would include...

lol i wrote part of this while watching a murder mystery bc i had a sudden urge for pain and suffering ya girl is back at it again enjoy fam~~

- probably meeting at a lovely warm cutesy place where people go to be happy like a dippin’ dots stand where you’re both with people who don’t appreciate how brilliant they are (jaebum: they’re so overrated they’re just tiny ice cream balls!) or a puppy adoption fair where you both gravitate towards a cute lil pomeranian & yugyeom has to drag him away bc you guys have already named it peanut butter and started picking out cute sweaters for it you’re both so nurturing you can’t help it

- actually just being really chill buddies for a while? you both aren’t looking for a relationship and love being around each other bc you’re both so fun and full ove life so you just become partners in crime who eat all the left over cookies together and sing really loudly to wake everyone up in the morning and put blue dye in bambam’s face cream and get mad when he ends up loving it he’s such a diva i’m

- somehow both of you ending up kind of getting the feels and it scares you at first bc it’s your best friend in the whole world and you can’t lose that just bc you ~~ might ~~ wanna hold his hand not platonically and run your hands through his hair in an intimate fashion and you don’t even know if he feels the same way until one day you’re talking about how mad you are that he beat you in clue the other day and all of a sudden he just leans over and kisses you super urgently but also so gentle and you’re kind of like ????? my bffae (best friend for all eternity) just kissed me??? and it was wonderful??? and then ur together yay!! i hate love slow burns :3333

- going on a date right after you officially start dating and youngjae wondering if this means he’s gotta pull out all the chivalry stops like?? should i pay for dinner now?? should i open the car door for her?? should i ask for her parents’ blessing before i ask for her hand in marriage?? and you’re like babe pls just chill and get your pork ok we don’t have to change anything

- him letting you practice your nail painting skills on him but always not forgetting to take it off afterwards so fans always wait anxiously to see if he’ll have sparkly teal or sunset orange nails this week what a nAIL BITER THAT’LL BE HAHAHAHAAAAHHELPMEHAHAHA

- having 54 videos on your phone of youngjae cracking up at american infomercials because they’re literally so ridiculous and never do what they’re supposed to and “babe they literally have a machine to dispense your toothpaste for you!! they make it seem so hard!!!!”

- him absolutely captivated by every part of you and playing with your hair absent mindedly while you watch tv or running his thumb over your lips between kisses and always looking into your eyes whenever you talk bc he loves the way they sparkle when you talk about things ur passionate about he just thinks ur really beautiful ok bc, yknow, you are

- “jagi bambam dared me to eat all the soap flavored jelly beans in this bertie bott’s bag and now i feel sick” *10 minutes later* “babe i just puked all over the bathroom floor can you rub my back please” 

- literally crying together when you come back and get to adopt peanut butter and bring them home (idk what gender the dog is you decide man it’s ur imagination) and coco bein real hesitant at first but you wake up a few days later and they’re playing with their pupperoni together and yipping at both of you to wake up mom and dad it’s time to play!!!!!! ugh once love starts it just won’t stop spreading

- cute lil boat ride dates with sparkling juice and left over noodles and tabloid magazines to laugh at and everything is going fine and dandy until you splash him a little bit and then he splashes you a lot a bit and somehow this turns into you beautiful idiots rocking the boat so much that you fall into the water and are laughing to hard to pull yourselves up people take photos from the river front it’s national news for a while jackson will not stop losing his mind over it life is beautiful as always 

- going to visit his family and having sore cheeks from smiling so much bc they all laugh the same way at the same jokes and always ask him what you want for dinner before you come and include you in family pictures and are just very welcoming and sweet and endearing people but like did you expect anything different how do you think youngjae got how he is lbr

- lots of like seamless automatic skinship like he gets scared at a loud noise so he automatically grabs your hand and you get excited when your favorite tv show comes back for a new season so you hug him tight and jump up and down with him and tapping each other’s feet together if you’re close enough to do it just bc it feels natural 

- mark giving you the 411 on all of youngjae’s most ticklish spots so you target all of them one day bc you love to hear that loud af scream he does when you tickle him and after begging you to stop he looks up at you and whispers “… mark told you didn’t he” what a traitor amirite

- “youngjae baby… is this your white t-shirt… or mine… i honestly can’t tell…”

- buying like 200 plants and only one surviving bc you’re busy adults who often forget to water them but you decide this weird fern is the one that HAS to survive so no matter where you go one of you has that fern close by let’s just hope peanut butter doesn’t nibble on it like they did that rose bush

- facetiming with him while he’s away and showing him cat videos to make him laugh bc he’s sad and misses you but then you start to get sad bc you miss that laugh so much so he starts singing to you to make you feel better and then you both start crying wow amazing romance is wonderful 

- being in the dressing room right before a concert with all the boys and them going in for a group hug before going on stage and you just kind of standing back smiling bc you love these melons so much and then all of a sudden jinyoung turns around to you and is like “well come on in, you need to be in family hugs too!” and you join them and kiss youngjae’s cheek before they leave and then you sit in that room for 30 minutes crying bc you can’t comprehend how much it means to have your favorite boy’s favorite boys think of you that way and that’s when you realize when you started dating youngjae you not only got a boyfriend but also 6 brothers wow amazing :’)

- lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of “jagi stop making me laugh my stomach hurts!!” and “make sure you feed peanut butter and coco before you leave today?” and “can you tell me if i’m hitting this note right?” and “look how beautiful my baby is” and “honey you can’t eat four poptarts for breakfast again” and “can you just hold me for a few minutes i really need you right now” and “hey we beat our high score again!!” and “what do you think of this color on me?” and “not many people get to be in love with their best friend but i’m so lucky that i am”

- snuggling into bed one night after a long day and you’re both tired but still like to stay up and read a little together before bed bc sometimes it’s your only quiet time together all day and he has his glasses on and you’re wearing his t shirt and peanut butter and coco are sleeping at your feet and your arms are just barely touching and you look at him and smile bc even though everyone sees you guys as this fun goofy sometimes juvenile couple you guys understand each other better than anyone and tell each other things you can’t tell anyone else and have so much respect for each other and you give him a kiss and tell him how much you love him and he smile and holds your hand as you fall asleep together and you know that your life was great before youngjae but now that you have him you can’t picture home being anything other than by his side


Greasers #21
  • a/n: heyy, i used to be magnoliamalik:) i'm sorry for being such a bad updater, i truly am. i've just haven't had the time because of school. i love greasers, btw. they're so gorgeous and i want to marry one. and yes, ray bans existed in the 50s; they were found in '37, and they gained popularity in the 40s-50s.
  • Zayn: He walked into the diner, his three buddies behind him. The sound of their boots made everyone turn their heads to them. One of them walked to the jukebox, but no one knew if it was to actually play music or to flirt with one of those innocent girls who always wanted to be in a relationship with a greaser. Another one of the boys went back outside; the last one sat down in a stool, ordering a Coca-Cola. Zayn's eyes studied everyone in the room and, when they landed on you, he smirked to himself. You were in a booth with two friends, drinking a strawberry milkshake. Your two friends for his two friends that weren't flirting. He walked over to Anthony, the one drinking the Coke, and told him about taking one of those girls out with him. When Daniel came back inside, he told him the plan, too. As they both did what Zayn told him to do, he walked over to where you were sitting alone. He took off his jacket, sitting down beside you. His arms had a few black and white tattoos on them. "Hello," he winked with a sly smirk. "How can I help you?" you asked cautiously, since you had never had an encounter with a greaser before. "I just wanna take you out, sweetheart. What do you say?" With every word, his smirk grew bigger, and with your answer, it turned into a smile.
  • Harry: He, with curly hair, still found a way to style it up as every greaser in the country did. He knew it would give him more attention with the ladies if he had it that way. His signature, however, was the red bandana that never left his right wrist. Harry Styles had a reputation because of that bandana. It started when he first became a greaser: everyone told him that he had to wear one because of his hair. He didn't want to, though, because it wasn't as attractive. He just worked a little harder on his hair than most. He didn't want to return his bandana, so he wore it on his wrist. That helped him join the most dangerous group of greasers in town. Everyone knew better than to mess with the boy with the misplaced bandana, but you gave him a chance. Turns out, the bandana wasn't the only misplaced thing of his, but himself too. He had been hanging with the wrong greasers, because he was not by any means that type of boy. You were the only one that knew who he was and how he truly was. Harry was one big teddy bear who wore leather jackets and styled his hair up with wax. When Harry stopped messing with the wrong crowd and got in where he actually belonged, he didn't stop wearing his bandana, but now, it was black instead of red.
  • Liam: He was the boy who never gave up; who never took no for an answer. You were the good girl, the one who everyone loved. He had asked you time after time to let him take you on a date, but you were playing hard to get. You knew that greasers had an infamous reputation of being heartbreakers, so you kept your guard up. "Give me one chance," he begged you as he sat down next to you before your History class started. You straightened your blue and white dress, sighing, "I don't know." He turned you around, "One. Just one. You'll have an amazing time, I promise." You reluctantly agreed. When Friday night came, he took you to one of those drive in movies that every teen, including you, loved. An Audrey Hepburn movie was playing on the big screen. As she kissed her lover in the movie, Liam's lips connected with yours. As your lips moved together and synchronized, you knew that you had done the right thing by giving Liam an opportunity to take you out. Secretly, you hoped that there would be more dates and more kissed in the future. When Monday came, everyone had found out about your little kiss fest, and your friends would not stop teasing you about how he was always looking at you, and you were always blushing.
  • Niall: Everyone knew who Niall James was. He was one of the rich greasers, the type of greaser that almost no one was. He would drive around with his friends on his convertible, wearing his new black Ray-Bans. He was the James Dean of his town: everyone wanted to be him or wanted to have him. The only person he wanted, though, was you. He couldn't stop thinking about you, and his greaser friends knew about it; they teased him all the time. Of course you wanted to date Niall James, too, but you thought he didn't pay attention to you. You thought he didn't even know who you were. However, one day, as soon as you got to school, you were bombarded by your friends. "Niall James wants to go out with you," they squealed. You couldn't believe it, you refused to. He could have any girl he wanted. Once he and his friends got to school, your friends started jumping and squeaking, specially when he winked at you. During lunch time, you sat down with your friends, only to be approached by the popular boy, "Are you free this friday night, hun?"
  • Louis: He was your next door neighbor, and he thought he was the greatest person to exist. He was seen with a different girl each week. Of course, he was attractive; how else would be achieve his beloved man-whore status? He had yet to meet his match or the girl that would change him. Every teenage girl in his town loved his greased up hair, his dark blue eyes that could easily hypnotize anyone, and his amazing physique, built up by constantly working out and working with cars. Maybe, just maybe, there was something more than you just finding him attractive; maybe it was a curse. However, you knew better than to find yourself bewitched by him. Everyday, though, you could find yourself more and more intrigued by him, to the point where you were sure that it wasn't a simple infatuation. What pushed you to the edge was when you had to take your dad's car to where he worked and you could hear him singing Neil Sedaka's newest hit, Oh Carol. From that day on, he too was intrigued by you and the way you walked and talked and did everything. He asked you out not long after, not being able to keep to himself, and you after all, were the one that changed him.