i wanna take my picture with you

anonymous asked:

Hey there, it'll be my first bts concert and I was wondering how we buy merch? Are they inside the venue or outside? Because I have a friend I wanna take with me but she doesn't have a concert ticket but wants to buy merch and take pictures. Thank you in advanced!

from the announcement there’s a merch booth outside and inside the venue

things my friend’s new boyfriend said about her the first time i ever met him
  • “i am an old man lost [deep sigh] in the sea of love.” (he is 21)
  • (she shows off a new dress she just bought that is covered in butterflies and is prancing around the apartment) “i never thought i could like butterflies so much in my life. can i…can i please give you a kiss on the cheek? please?” (kisses her on the cheek with a resounding MWAH sound) “magnificent.”
  • “three years in texas? too much.” (emphatically points to her) “the fourth year? totally worth it.”
  • “so, i hate social media, like getting caught up in these filtered lives and shit, but with her? i just wanna take pictures of her all the time, man, and post them all over the place.”
  • he also kept whispering “oh my god” and “wow” under his breath while staring at her while she was talking to me about random stuff
  • Victor: I have very high standards. From the food you eat all the way to the training you get daily. Slaking off is absolutely prohibited.
  • Yuri[on Instagram]: Look at this picture of Hawaii.
  • Victor: we should go there sometime.
  • Yuri: can we take practice off for today?
  • Victor: sure, wanna get some ice cream while we walk by the beach?
  • Yuri: But my diet-
  • Victor: we'll be walking.
Pick up lines Sentence Starters

Some of these are NSFWish but most are SFW

“Hey, are you a parking ticket? because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

“Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine”

“Are you from Jamaica? Because jamaican me crazy over you.”

“Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is callin’ me!”

“You from Taiwan? ‘Cause Taiwan-na get in your pants!”

“Hey, mind if i take a picture of you? I wanna prove to my friends that angels are real.”

“Hope you’ve counted your sins, ‘cause there’s gonna be a demon in your bed tonight”

“There’s gonna be a full moon tonight. I’ll help you howl all night long“

“You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime!”

“If you were a transformer, you’d be a hot-obot and your name would be optimus fine~”

“I’m gonna need ice over here, cause you’re too hot for me.”

“Hope you like Pokémon, ‘cause I wanna Pikachu!“

“I think I need a paralyz heal. Because you are absolutely stunning.”

“Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I’m loving it!“

“Are you religious? Cause you’re answer all my prayers!”

“Do you have a map? Because i got just lost in your eyes”

“Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.”

“Are you a bicycle? Cause i wanna ride you all night long~!”

“Are your legs made of Nutella? Cause I want to spread them!“

“Are you from china? ‘cause i’m china get ya in my bedroom tonite!”

“Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”

“Are you a magician?  Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

I want to tell the truth to you. I wanna talk about my days as a youth to you. Exposing you to all my demons, and the reasons I am this way. I would like to paint a picture, but it’ll take more than a day. It would take more than some years, to get all over all my fears preventing me from letting you see all of me perfectly clear. The same wall that’s stopping me from letting go and shedding tears, from the lack of having father, and the passing of my peers. While I’m too scared to expose myself, it turns out, you know me better than I know myself.
—  J. Cole
I wanna tell the truth to you
I wanna talk about my days as a youth to you
Exposing you to all my demons
And the reasons I’m this way
I would like to paint a picture
But it’ll take more than a day
It would take more than some years
To get all over all my fears
Preventing me from letting you see all of me perfectly clear
The same wall that’s stopping me
From letting go and shedding tears
—  J. Cole

Okay this is regarding the case where Felix and Marzia found the Trump’s pinata and the creepy-ass mug in front of his door where he said he had already locked the front gate of his LA house. And that means the alleged fan climbed over his gate to put the “gifts” there.

This issue bothered me so much because from what Felix said, someone had already share and pass around his LA address on the internet. And somemore, the first case where a girl jumping in front of his house trying to take pictures while accompany by her mom. This is all so fucking wrong. The fact that Felix and Marzia’s privacy, safety and life are being threaten and disrespected!

I totally understand the urge to meet Felix when he’s so near to you. I understand! Cause that time when he went to Malaysia for his anniversary with Marzia, he is definitely so close to where I live. I mopped, and cried that I wanna go meet him but ffs I still can control my urges not to go invade where they stayed! Because I know that they need their privacy and not for me to go stalk them for a pic just for a few likes on Instagram and FB! I leave them be even tho I know where they are!

This is so not okay. Be respectful of the things that you wanted to do, if you meet him coincidentally on the street, then lucky you! Don’t go barrelling to his , LA home and put creepy stuffs just for the sake of “being a fan”, or “grabbing the chances while he’s here” or “trolling”. It’s not okay.

Please do not only think of yourself. Think about the fear and anxiety Felix and Marzia might go through if this thing keep going on. Seriously, DO NOT ONLY THINK OF YOURSELF.

I wanna tell the truth to you, I wanna talk about my days as a youth to you Exposing you to all my demons and the reasons I’m this way. I would like to paint a picture, but it’ll take more than a day
—  J.Cole (she’s mine pt. 1)
Got7 Reaction || Their Girlfriend Screaming From The Bedroom And When They Come In They See She Climed Up The Door Frame Because She Saw A Spider And She Wants Them To Kill It
Similar Reactions:

| Monsta X | BTS | EXO | iKON |

JB

“Oh my God, I’ll save you, just stop screaming”


Mark

“Yes honey, you scared me, but no hard feelings, not at all”


Jackson

“Oh, you’re scared? I might just let this little guy stay for a while”
*Freaking rude*


Jinyoung

“Whaa… Why are you on the door frame?”
Y/N: “There’s a spider! Kill it, pleeaase!”
“… Okay”
*Searches for it like the good boyfriend he is*


Youngjae

“You look so funny, I wanna take a picture of you”


Bambam

“Ew, ew, ewww! I’m not gonna touch it! You’re scared so you do it!”


Yugyeom

“Aghh! You scared me because of a spider! So evil!”


[ MORE GOT7 REACTIONS ]

  • friend: are you okay?
  • me in the inside: is that even a question?? no I'm not fucking okay. you wanna know why? because the one and only lee chan is graduating today. he's growing up so fast. our little maknae is growing up. my heart can't take this anymore. literally. his graduation pictures looks so good have you even seen????
  • me on the outside: yeah I'm fine :)

Manic pixie dream girl says, ‘have you heard this record?’ Manic pixie dream girl says let me save you with this record. Let me put the headphones on for you, and smile, while you listen; cut to your point of view, watch me smile while you listen. Hear that? That’s the sound of you becoming a better person.

I’m gonna paint a picture of a bird on your beige wall without your permission and you’re gonna love it. And you thought you hated birds. See me? Encouraging you to take risks? Manic pixie dream girl wants you to do something you’ve never done before. Like go swing-dancing, or smile. You wanna know my name? You never call me by it anyway. If I had to guess, it would probably be a season, or after a dead actress who you loved as a child.

But this isn’t about me! This is about you, and your cubicle job, your white bedroom, your white Honda, your white mother. Manic pixie dream girl says I’m going to save you. Says, don’t worry, you are still the lead role. This is your love story about the way I teach you to live. Everything they know about me they will learn when it is projected onto you, watch the way you pick up my bad habits and make them look good. Manic pixie dream girl talks too much. Says bad words out loud and cries at the commercials. That makes me a funny woman, right? The kind people like to laugh at? It’s easy to root for you when I act like this, so disagreeable, such a manic dream, dream girl, your almost broken accessory.

Manic pixie dream girls says let’s play make believe with my body. I’ll be a vintage dress in an empty prescription bottle, good girl, just bad enough, a burp and a curtsy. Let me be not too pretty, hair fried from all that pink dye, sex when you need it, puppet when you’re bored. Let me build myself smaller than you, let me apologize when I get caught acting bigger than you. Let me always wait for this, let me work for this.

The convenient thing about being a magical woman is that I can be gone as quickly as I came. And when you are a whole person for the first time, the movie is over. Manic pixie dream girl doesn’t go on; there’s no need for her anymore. Manic pixie dream girl is too dream girl, and you just woke up. Once, I told you I was afraid of my father, and for a moment, I looked so human, the audience lost interest. You saw the crow’s feet at the sides of my eyes and a small chip on my front tooth. I looked just like everyone else.

—  Olivia Gatwood, “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” (a transcript)

Jisung: best friend take a picture with me

Chenle: Nahh you playing to much.

Jisung: how

Chenle: you said you was gone drown me cause I didn’t give you a quarter then you said that you wanna die and sounded serious. I’m all for jokes but that drowning part hurt my feelings

Jisung:Nahh I was playing with you busting your chops

Chenle:stfu

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I was tagged by the lovelies @cheshirepuddin and @theboyfromwhiteeskimo94 to post selfies! I saw some people do six and some do three so I dunno how many it is, but here are three pictures of yours truly, looking confused and vaguely douchey on a boat, being sneak-attacked by a dog the second I go to take what would’ve been a cute picture, and sitting in my office (heh) like two seconds ago with the hot snapfilter of the moment. 

Anyways ummm I dunno who has done this but I tag: @harrysoscars @habibharry @dimpledharry @thatspartofyou @harryslovelylocks @rideshotgun @tsevers @spaceziall @latelatelouis @dunquirky @peachnouis @hadaharry @harryplease and whoever else wants to do it! 

anonymous asked:

This have been on my mind for a while.. how do you do commissions? Like, I know that someone pays you to draw them something but I don't know how you do it, as in how do you send them the picture, how does he send you the money I've already tried searching it up but not thing answered my questions, so XD Tell me everything you CAN say about commissions, if you WANT to, I don't wanna annoy you xD

well despite that I just accepted one commission, (first time since last summer) I actually am not taking commissions right now, the only reason why I took the one was because I needed it and someone reached out to me at the right time and the right place, so I’m sorry I’m not open for commissions. :C Plus haha, I don’t really do commissions for cheap either so, heh yeah. <XD The average price for a quality freelancing digital painter is about 200 dollars per commission, and I charge just below those prices give or take depending on what my client is asking of me. 

To answer your question about how the money works, is that once we decide on what I’m drawing and what price the commissions will be, i’ll send you an invoice through paypal where you can pay either through paypal, credit card, debit, etc. However you like, and once you pay the invoice I’ll start the commission and you’d get the commission within the next two weeks or so. :> simple as that. ^_^ 

Also to give you some more info, here’s my commissions page. 

http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Commissions-385787731
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Dai, cousins!

I was taking pictures of this for a completely unrelated reasons and thought, “Hey, wouldn’t it be neat to learn how we all experienced these wonderful stories for the first time?”

I am actually a second-generation Young Wizards fan. My mom has had this omnibus on her bookshelf since I was old enough to remember. This was how I first experienced the stories that have come to mean so much to me and oh my god, guys, nita isn’t even the redhead what were these artists DOING

SO! What about you, cousins? How did you first experience Young Wizards? Which book covers are yours, and when and how did it happen to you?

Bed Time

Ever since I found out that Zeus is in fact the youngest of all his siblings, I cannot take him seriously.

I just picture him getting angry. Throwing thunderbolts and levelling mountains. And Hestia and Demeter are just like “aww is baby tired?”

Zeus just gets angrier “I am the Lord of the Skies! I DO NOT GET TIRED!”

Then Hades and Poseidon step in “Ok big man you’re not tired. Wanna throw around the Master Bolt?

“Yes that is acceptable but only because it is my idea”

Five minutes later they just find him asleep in the Gardens of Olympus, curled up around the Bolt and sucking his thumb.