Ok but I really enjoy the idea of Peter stealing clothing?? Like a jacket from Ned here, a hoodie dress from MJ there, and maybe even shirts from Tony? Like he doesn't give a fuck as long as it's comfy.
one day aunt may and peter are watching tv and may pulls a blanket over herself
“god, i just love this blanket. it’s so soft. i love soft things.”
peter side eyes her, and gets a devious smile on his face. “wanna see something cool?” he says.
the look on his face is weird and may suddenly gets a feeling of unease. “um…. sure?”
peter gets up and gestures for her to follow him, and now she’s even more concerned. he walks into his room and opens his closet, pulls out a stepping stool so he can reach the top shelf, and he pulls out a large beat up cardboard box that appears to be overflowing with clothing. she gets a closer look to see loads of hoodies, shirts, sweaters, jackets, pants, scarves, socks, gloves, mittens, earmuffs, even blankets and one pillow.
peter smiles, gazing at the box of items fondly. “i take soft things from people and put them here. they’re all so soft, may. i’m like a dragon but instead of collecting gold i collect all the soft stuff. this is my treasure.”
“peter, what the actual fuck.”