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RFA with an MC who is seeing colour for the first time!

inspired by one of @anyway-i-love-vanderwood minor trio reactions (because I have no requests and I honestly think this is the cutest idea). 

I made this an MC with complete colour blindness- also known as achromatopsia- which is the most severe form of colour blindness and results in seeing only in monochrome (black and white). 


✮ you both got your eye surgeries at the same time 
✮ he was so excited to see you completely and he was smiling so wide as you both saw each other in the waiting room of the clinic 
✮ you haven’t said anything yet 
✮ he asks you what you’re thinking about 
✮ you just 
✮ “your eyes. what colour are they?” 
✮ ‘they’re purple’ “I love them. I love purple.” 
✮ is blushing so hard and he just hugs you super hard 
✮ holds your hand while you slowly walk outside 
✮ he doesn’t wanna overwhelm you 
✮ gets excited with you as you run around looking at everything
✮ he cries a lil he’s just so happy for you 


✎ you decided to surprise her at work with a really colourful outfit (that, admittedly, looks a little ridiculous) 
✎ it takes you a while to get to the cafe because ‘wow! those flowers are so pretty’ ‘what colour is that person’s shirt?’ 
✎ when she sees you she’s kinda surprised because you don’t usually wear colours because you don’t know what they actually look like 
✎ she goes up to you and is like ‘MC your outfit is very… different’ 
✎ but you’re smile is bigger than your face 
✎ and you say that the colour of the walls is very nice 
✎ ‘yeah, thanks’ 
✎ doesn’t realise at first 
✎ you just stand there staring at her for a while until she gets it 
✎ ‘wait,,,, whAT’ 
✎ hugs you and spins you around 
✎ is super giddy when you tell her you love her eyes 


✽ is sitting in front of you 
✽ you’re looking around like ‘woah wtf’ 
✽ and he’s like ‘MC look at me! look at me!’ 
✽ because that’s just what he’s like 
✽ you look at him with bright eyes 
✽ and then,,, ‘your hair is the same’ 
✽ is kinda disheartened until you grab his face and just stare really closely at his eyes 
✽ ‘woahhhh’
✽ ‘what colour are you eyes?’ 
✽ he’s super excited and proud when he tells you they’re red
✽ admires your amazed expression as you kinda tilt his head to look at different perspective 
✽ is so excited to take you everywhere and loves how excited you get 
✽ tries to brag to all his fellow actors that you can now see colour 
✽ and they don’t really get it?? 
✽ and zen just realises how everyone takes colour for granted~~ 


₩ he paid for the surgery 
₩ of course 
₩ when you see him you’re like ???
₩ ‘jumin it didn’t work??!’ yikes 
₩ he’s like ‘wtf are you talking about i will SUE THIS HOSPITAL’ 
₩ then the doctor comes in with a colour chart and you’re like 
₩ ‘oh,,,’
₩ ‘oHH’
₩ and then look back at jumin and you’re like 
₩ ‘your hair and eyes are black,,, you’re still as beautiful as I remember!!’
₩ and he’s just ‘omggg’
₩ holds your hand and lets you drag him around 
₩ he loves listening to you rant on about all the colours and how pretty they are 
₩ even if he already knows 
₩ he admires how beautifully you describe everything 


⌨  made you a pair of those sunglasses (i have no idea if this would work with full colour blindness but,,, we’re doin it anyway) 
⌨  he puts them on you while you’re sitting face to face 
⌨  you have your eyes closed when he’s putting them on and then open them after
⌨  you practically lunge at him 
⌨  he yells he was not expecting that 
⌨  you just kind of stroke his hair and lie on him looking at it 
⌨  he is s h o o k 
⌨  he thought you were cute before?
⌨  bAM 
⌨  cuteness level x38927839257
⌨  he doesn’t really wanna go outside so he’s like 
⌨  ‘my monitor is super HD you can just see all the colours in the comfort of our house!’ 
⌨  you drag him outside 
⌨  he decides that it was definitely worth it 
⌨  he gets excited with you 
⌨  you’re like ‘the grass is so… gREEN?!’ 
⌨  and he like forgets what the world was like and goes ‘omg yOU’RE RIGHT’ 
⌨  ‘seven why did you get glasses like that?’ 
⌨  immediately tries to take the glasses off 


Never Have I Ever

Pairing: Sam x Reader 

Characters: Dean, Sam, Reader 

Warnings: Drunk!Reader, reference to smut, swearing

Word count: 916

Summary: The Reader, Sam, and Dean have a fun night with a little too much booze. 

Tag list: @amanda-teaches @myplaceofthingsilove @spectaculicious @bambinovak @writingthingsisdifficult @aliensdeservebetter @spnfanficpond

Originally posted by frozen-delight

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Sexual Healing

Pairing: Soulless!Sam x Reader

Word Count: 5,125

Warnings: Oral sex (female receiving), tongue-fucking (female receiving), tit-fucking, praise!kink, biting!kink, hair pulling!kink, squirting, fingering, dirty talk, spanking, language

Dedication: This work is gifted to @smutalecki for donating to my SeaCon Gift Project. Thanks for supporting, I love you!

“Ow! God damn it!”

The yell from the bathroom startles you from your place on the bed, and the sound of several bottles clattering to the floor causes you to rise painfully from the bed.

The hunt you and the boys had just completed hadn’t ended without each of you sustaining injuries; vampires, rather than fleeing, tend to put up one hell of a fight. Dean had a black eye and possibly a bruised rib, you’d sustained a kick to the thigh that soon formed a purple and yellow bruise, and Sam had actually taken a long metal rod to the back, causing several long, red welts across his back that make it painful for him to lean back against the seat of the Impala.

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College!AU Leo

so i have bts x forest fairy!au and seventeen x prince!au so here is some vixx (because i love them and they also deserve an au series) 

  • major: childhood education/literature 
  • minor: theater 
  • sports: captain of the soccer team 
  • clubs: choir club / book club because hakyeon made him join and then ditched him for another club but leo genuinely likes the nice group of people who run the club and their book picks are good so he stayed
  • so basically he wants to teach elementary school when he graduates and tbh when he declared his major the head of the department was like…..you…….the soccer star of our university……..want to be…………..a teacher?
  • and leo shrugged because he doesn’t have to justify himself he loves books and he loves kids teaching was an obvious choice for him but he just gives the head of the department a nod and they’re like i mean i guess and leo is like ty professor gtg to soccer practice
  • in all his classes he’s pretty quiet and the professors never get it because all his written work is fantastic and everyone keeps urging him to drop childhood education and pursue like a PHD because his writing is just fantastic 
  • and someone once said like his genius shouldn’t be “wasted” on “teaching kids” and leo just grew cold immediately and was like you can’t fucking waste anything for kids, they’re the future, they’re the most important and almost knocked that guy out but that’s another story
  • but yeah he rarely participates but when he does and actually the first time he does his voice is so,,,,mellow and soft and the entire class + teacher is like,,,,,,,nevermind we can definitely see you as an elementary school teacher
  • also no one notices but his pencil case is covered in cat paws because he thinks it’s cute but he hides it so no one  finds out esp anyone on the soccer team
  • well actually vice captain xiumin knows but he won’t tell on leo
  • and you know one day you end up having class with him and at first he comes in and your first impression is he is very…..athletic looking and tall and you’re kinda like why is he taking a lit course about kid’s books but you’re like you know what i don’t judge
  • and then when he talks for the first time you’re like oh he’s……so cute wtf
  • and then he shows up one day to class right after practice in his soccer uniform and you’re like h O L Y S HIT
  • because he’s wearing the shorts and a tight fitted t-shirt and his hairs a mess and in his face and he has his duffle bag over his shoulder and his muscles are just…there and you’re like goodbye
  • and he sits next to you because your seats near the door and he doesn’t wanna make any noise crossing the room because he’s a little late and all of a sudden you hear his soft voice like “hey,,,,,what did i miss??”
  • and you kind of get flustered because he doesn’t really talk to anyone in class especially not you since you originally sit far but you’re like oh!!! not much just last weeks homework,,,here are my notes!!!
  • and he smiles at you and it’s the first time you’ve seen him smile and you have to like catch your breath because it’s such a gentle, small gesture but it makes him glow and you’re like do not fall in love with this dude do not fall in 
  • but when he whispers “can i copy them after class if you have time?” you’re like frick it im falling f R I ck it
  • and so you stay afterwards and leo is like jotting down what he needs and you notice that he takes his pencil out of this bag thats????covered in cat paws and you’re like wow cute!!!
  • but you don’t notice you said it outloud and all of a sudden this big dude that you thought never gets shy or anything turns the brightest shade of pink and he’s like ,,,,t,,,,thank you
  • and you’re like STOP BEING CUTE I SWEAR in your head this time but you’re like oh no problem!! do you like cats??
  • and he just perks up like !! i really like,,,,all animals,,,,but cats are,,,,and he kind of motions the paw thing that cats do and you’re like holy shit this boy has a soft voice and a SOFT heart can you FRiKCINg believe it
  • and you’re like that’s true cats are really cool and he’s kind of like …..quiet but like it’s not uncomfortable like you can see the hint of that smile again
  • and like when he’s done he bows and is like i have to go change out of this uniform (and you’re like no you don’t but moving on)
  • and you’re like ah!! yeah!! see you next class?? and he’s like yep and waves and you have to stand there in the empty classroom grasping your chest because fucking leo is adorable goodbye
  • and after that you guys like casually talk outside of class before it starts but you’re like it’ll probably never be more than that untIL one day leo’s like we have a soccer game coming up this saturday,,,,do you like soccer?? and you’re like watching it is fun yeah and he’s like,,,,,you should come watch me i mean our game you know support the college team hahahahaha and you’re like oh….o h ……. o H and you’re like o ok!!!
  • and he gets really smiley and keeps biting his lower lip back and it’s so cute and he’s like ok ill see you there then give me your number so i can text you were it is
  • and that is how you get leo’s number and tbh you squeal about it into your pillow when you get home (he does too, but you just don’t know that)
  • come game day you’re like at the place and the soccer team is out on the field doing stretches and you see leo and he looks so,,,,cool and calm in the uniform with the captain arm band and you’re kinda swooning because wow
  • and then he sees you and waves and xiumin next to him raises an eyebrow and when you go over to wish leo luck xiumins like WELL WELL LEO TELL ME ABOUT THIS CUTE PERSON and leo is like ,,,,,,,they,,,,,,are from my class and are nice,,,,,,,,,
  • and xiumin’s just smiling @ leo like mhmmm mhmm tell me more and you’re like ???? and leo like pinches xiumin’s nose and is like shush it and you’re even more ????? but you’re like good luck!! !!! and leo gets flustered again and even though xiumin is pinching his nose he’s like “leo’s gonna shoot the winning goal for you now~~~” and leo is like i s2g xiumin i will shove this soccer ball down your throat but anyway
  • you go back to the bleachers and watch leo play and he’s so competitive and it’s a whole new side of him and you’re like,,,,wow,,,,,
  • and just like xiumin says he gets the winning goal and you jump out of your seat and as leo runs to highfive the rest of the team he looks up at you and like runs his tongue over his lips before waving and you’re about to fall off the damn bleachers god damn iT LEO
  • after the game the team goes out to eat and you’re like ahh well ill see you in class but xiumin is like JOIN US and leo is like ,,,,yes,,,join us
  • and you know it’s a bunch of rowdy boys and leo tries to keep them calm but the food comes and he forgets completely because he starts eating like a damn animal and you’re like how do you fit so much food,,,,but then you’re like right he’s six fucking feet tall
  • and you’re sitting next to one of the players named ravi and he’s elbowing you like “hey hey i see you looking at leo, are you guys dating??” and you drop your chopsticks and are like wHAT no n o… noo hhaha and ken from across the table is like “really??? i would think hyung is in to you alot if he invites you to the games. he’s never done that.”
  • and all of a sudden the whole table is focused on you and leo and and you’re like getting super red and leo finally stops eating like…….guys shut it or ill kill you and they’re like o K hyUNG mhMMMM 
  • and afterwords everyones saying goodbye and leo’s like hey let me walk you to the train it’s late and you’re like oh ok and you’re chilly and he lets you wear his jacket that he has from the team with his name on the back and you’re screaming internally but you know 
  • and when you get to the train you’re like it was fun!!! ill see you in class??? and he sorta doesn’t say anything and you’re like ????
  • and all of a sudden he leans in to kiss you and it’s short, but it takes your breath away and when he pulls back he’s red but he’s like
  • “is it ok?”
  • and you can’t even speak you just nod and he pulls you in around the waist and holds the side of your neck and his kisses are so gentle that it makes you wanna melt into the ground holy shit 
  • and it’s just very,,,,,,,,,,cute the two of you
  • like next class he switches his seat to be near you and you two cutely talk over books you like and are reading and leo tells you excitedly about his nephew and you get why he wants to be a teacher
  • like whenever you two are walking out off campus and a group of school children walks by he’s always smiling and patting one on the head and you even learn that he helps coach the youth soccer team down at an afterschool club at a public school
  • and leo asks if you wanna join book club with him because they’re reading this cool novel he’d think you like
  • and when he’s like “oh i have theater class” you’re like ????? you’re a theater minor and he get shy all over again like musical theater and you’re like lEO you can sing????
  • and he’s like im in the college’s choir too haha
  • and you literally go “how are you so perfect and talented”
  • and he just puts his head down on the table and is like skhflwe im not
  • and you’re like yes!!!! yes you are!! and you like pat his hair and he just does the smile where he bites his lip
  • and also you two like religiously buy each other coffee now that you’re dating 
  • like if he’s running late - you meet him with coffee. if you’re running late - he meets you with coffee
  •  and when he finally tells the soccer team you’re dating ravi says he called it and that leo should make him captain now and leo just rolls his eyes and xiumin is like we should celebrate by making leo pay for our lunch yes yes
  • and you agree with xiumin and leo’s like how could you and you’re like tehehe
  • you go to leo’s theater productions and most of the roles he gets are when they put on musicals and his voice is the most beautiful thing 
  • and you notice how he sings when you two are studying in the corner of the library, just softly and it’s so calming????
  • you get him cute cat stationery and he puts his head down in embarrassment but you know he loves it
  • you guys probably like go to teach abroad together one summer and it’s SUPER CUTE and yeah im dead college!leo everyone 

anonymous asked:

The NDRV3 guys with an S/O who's normally very quiet but when she gets extremely tired she's suddenly much more talkative and tends to giggle a lot?

Awh that sounds cute! :D

NDRV3 Boys with an S/O who’s normally very quiet but when she gets extremely tired she’s suddenly much more talkative and tends to giggle a lot

Shuuichi Saihara:

- He noticed that you were quiet most of the time but he honestly didn’t mind seeing as he was kind of the same

- You told him you had a lot of work to do so he kind of left you to it

- But when he found you snoozing on the desk he just had to help you a bit

- He gently shook your shoulders “ S/O - san, I think you need a break”

- You just quietly giggle before rubbing your eyes

- “Hey hey Saihara - kun, do you want to know what I was writing?”

- “I think you should get some rest first”

- He helps you up and then leads you to the bedroom, that still doesn’t stop you from telling him all about your essay and giggling

- He tries to leave you so you can fall asleep but you cling onto him as you continue talking and giggling

- About 10 minutes later you finally begin to murmur until you just cuddle up to his chest and fall asleep

- He’s blushing, you’re awfully cute like that… But really you shouldn’t be that tired so he’ll make sure to keep an eye on that

Kaito Momota:

- He was just watching a NASA Livestream on YouTube

- You suddnely walked in and kinda collapsed on him

- “Oooooh~ Pretty stars!” You giggle as you point to some of them

- “They’re sparkly hehe”

- “Uh, you okay S/O?”

- “I’m tired…”

- Oh that explains it

- You start muttering whilst leaning against his shoulder

- He just pats your head and wraps his jacket around you

- It doesn’t take long for you to doze off and once you do he gently shifts you so that you’re sleeping on his lap

- WhyAreYouSoCute


- It seems like humans need recharging too

- But why are you wasting more battery life by speaking and giggling

- You were just holding onto him as you were muttering on about something, he wasn’t quite sure what you were saying

- “S/O - san, would you like a recharge?”

- “A recharge?… But I’m not a phone! Hehe… Kiibo - kun is so funny!”

- He moves a bit and catches you as you just fall forward

- “Ow… Kiibo - kun has a hard chest…”

- You lazily rub your cheek as he just kind of half drags you to the closest bed, as in the sofa

- He carefully places you on it and quickly runs to get a blanket

- By the time he’s back, you’re already asleep

- He quickly wraps the blanket around you and just smile, maybe you should need recharging more often :’)

Rantaro Amami:

- He knew you were a quiet person but he honestly didn’t mind

- You were spending the afternoon just as you usually would, reading together

- Out of the corner of his eye though he could see that you were going in and out of sleep

- “You tired S/O - san?”

- “Huh… No..Hehe… No”

- The two of you continue reading before he hears you talking again

- It takes him a second to realise that you’re not talking to him, you’re just reading your book out loud and… Giggle when there’s a long word

- He finds it somewhat cute but he can tell you’re exhausted

- “Alright, up we go”

- He walks over to you and then picks you up so that you’re clinging to him like a koala

- “Wheeee~”

- “Nap time”

- You puff your cheeks at him

- “I don’t wanna nap time!”

- He literally has to lie down with you to make you fall asleep

Kokichi Ouma:

- The two of you were watching a movie, you normally just sit and watch whilst he has several jokes or comments he always wants to make

- This time however, you were giggling quite a lot

- That’s kinda weird… No one is saying anything right now

- He gives you a confused look which causes you to giggle a bit more

- “Ouma - kun has a funny face haha… Stop that haha”

- “Nishishi… Seems like S/O - chan is slightly different today”

- He can’t help himself, your giggles are too adorable

- He leans in and starts tickling you

- You erupt into a fit of giggles 

- “Stop it hahah… Ouma - kun haha…”

- “You’re too cute S/O - chan”

- You pout at him and then pull him into a hug

- He’s just lying on top of you as you cling onto him, he’s blushing slightly

- “Okie I’m going to have a nap now.”

- You make sure you’re hugging him tight enough so that he can’t escape and drift off to sleep

- He’s majorly blushing now

Gonta Gokuhara:

- He wanted to go on a walk with you, you seemed kinda tired and he heard that walks always wake someone up!

- He noticed that you were talking but… Not to him

- He looked around but found that there wasn’t anyone around

- “S/O - san, who are you talking to?”

- You just giggle

- Gonta has no idea why you’re laughing but.. Gonta loves hearing your laugh!

- The pair of you walk on a bit more until you just stop and lower yourself onto the ground

- “Sorry Gonta - kun… I’m just gonna…”

- You don’t even finish your sentence

- Gonta scratches his head for a second before simply picking you up and carrying you over his shoulder

- You occasionally wake up and mumble something about flying

- Okay so it turns out walks don’t wake everyone up

Korekiyo Shinguji:

- He found an interesting documentary that he wanted to watch with you

- You had quite a lot of work to do but you wanted to spend some time with him so you accepted his offer

- You sat close to him and tried your best to pay attention…

- … For the first 10 minutes

- You just kinda started repeating what the person was saying to try and understand it

- He raises an eyebrow at you, you usually don’t say a word

- “Hey… Shinguji - kun… What does mask mean?”

- “Are you seriously asking this?”

- He points to his own mask

- “Haha… Oh yeah… Don’t you think it’s weird though. Like… Maaaa sk”

- He squints slightly at you, you’re either tired, drunk or both

- You then let out a big yawn and lean against the sofa

- You continue your realisation but it doesn’t take long for you to start snoozing

Ryoma Hoshi:

- He had a match to attend

- You came along to support him even though he knew you’d just quietly sit at the front and clap

- He was wrong


- What.

- He’s so shocked he actually forget to hit the ball back

- “Huh… Hoshi - kun you have to hit the….” You burst into giggles “You have to hit the balls ahahahah”

- He just stands there still confused

- And then he remembers

- You pulled an all nighter

- So that what happens when you don’t get sleep

- He just kinda facepalms

- When the match is over he comes over to you

- You’re just giggling and… He likes it but… You really need some sleep now

I like the way you think, Doll

You felt calm as you walked into the club, Smile n Grin that night. You had worked there for the last 6 months, as a dancer- not a stripper a dancer. You had to wear pretty much just a corset and panties, sometimes a more covering outfit of a waist coat and suit jacket, as you danced sensually in the tube. You were glad you didn’t have to take any clothes off- you were showing enough as it is. Still, the pay was good.

“Evening Y/N. Busy by the looks of it” greeted the bartender, Jace. You smiled at him as he handed you a shot, your usual at the start of the night. “Looks like. Just you tonight?” You asked. Jace shook his head with a slightly irritated look. “Nah, I get the joys of Ella tonight.” You grimaced in sympathy. Ella was Jace’s ex, she thought they were on good terms but.. Jace just didn’t correct her.

Waving to him as you left for your dressing room, flashing a fake smile at Ella, you sighed. ‘I wonder if Mr Joker is in today..’ you thought, shrugging out of your casual clothes and pulled on today’s outfit. The outfit confirmed your thoughts, as it was fishnet stockings, purple panties, a lime green corset/waistcoat and a purple jacket, complete with little lime green bowler hat with a purple bow wrapped round the base as a hair clip.

You pulled the ensemble on, pausing to do your lips a bright purple, and your eyeshadow​a slightly darker shade, with green eyeliner. Checking your reflection, you brushed your hair and curled it, clipping the clip into place. You stood and pulled on a pair of green heels. A whistle made you turn to face the person standing in the door way.

“Something I can do for you, Eric?” You sneered. Eric was the “manager” of the club, meaning he was Mr Joker’s puppet. Eric smiled at you hugely “Ah baby don’t be that way, I just came to tell you that Mr Joker is here, and wants you in his private booth stat.” He said before leaving. You sighed again, this time with slight apprehension. Mr Joker had never called you to his booth, you’d never even met him, only observed from afar.

You left your dressing room and headed to Mr Joker’s booth. Frost stood outside the chains, and he moved slightly to let you in. You did so and looked at your boss, looking directly in his eyes as you knew he demanded. He wore a simple white button up shirt and slacks, his gun holster in place. A purple snakeskin coat was drapped on the seat behind him.

A mad grin lit up his face as you entered. “What can I do for you Mr Joker” you asked, somehow managing not to stutter. His presence was overwhelming, filling you with both fear and lust..Why did he have to be so damn gorgeous…

“Ahhh my pretty pretty pretty Y/N. I’ve heard so much of you- and seen it” he paused, his eyes sliding over your body before returning to your eyes to recapture eye contact “I have a meeting and I’m in need of some…Bait as it were. Are you okay with that?” His tone was slightly mocking- you knew he wasn't​asking- but you couldn’t help but feel some kind of sick pride that he wanted you for this.

“Of course, sir. What shall I do” you said. Joker beckoned with his finger before patting his knee “Come take a seat on Daddy’s lap. The bad man will be here soon” he said, stiflying a giggle. You did so, making sure to make it look realistic, drapping your legs on either side of his hips, one hand resting on his chest, the other his shoulder, and nestled your face in his neck, hoping this wasn’t too far.

Joker laughed, bringing his hands up, one to cup your ass, the other your waist “I like the way you think, Doll. Very convincing. I think you’d prefer a seat on my face though” You blushed at the vulgarity and said nothing. Joker growled slightly and slapped your ass “Wouldn’t you?” You swallowed and said “Yes Mr Joker”, your face flaming. Joker smirked down at you “Looks like I have some company when I go home.” You blushed again as the person he was meeting stepped in, looking ​nervous.

“Jocelo! I was wondering where you’d got to! I’d greet you properly, but my girl here is just so clingy” you giggled with Joker as he finished his statement. You turned your face slightly so you could watch the man as he flushed and gulped visibly “That’s okay Joker, I had a couple needy sluts in my time” he said, smiling as though he was doing okay. Mentally you were furious, but as you went to open your mouth to cuss him out, the Joker laughed.

“Want to try her out? Her name’s Y/N, she's​pretty fiesty.” You watched with internal disgust as the man nodded eagerly. You felt the Joker pat your ass to move you “Go on baby, go keep Jocelo company, Daddy will be fine” You put an exaggerated seductive smile on your lips as you played along “You want me to give you a show Daddy?” You turned to Joker to see his eye darken with lust “Yeah baby just like Daddy taught you.” He said.

The man named Jocelo looked like Christmas had come early, it made you sick with disgust. You steeled yourself before sitting as you had with Joker on the disgusting sweat bucket. You ran a finger down his chest seductively “You wanna play with me Mistah?” You said. He nodded eagerly before looking scared “B-but Joker you said she’s your girl! I don’t want to cause offense!” The Joker stood and used his eyes to beckon you to him.

For the first time showing your disgust o your face, you stood from Jocelo’s lap “Fine don’t play with me” you pretended to pout, wrapping yourself around Joker, who easily pulled you against him, his arm round your waist “See Jocelo, you try and cheat me outta my money, them you insult my baby girl” the Joker spat, pulling his gun out his holster and aiming it out Jocelo. “OH and you also go sweat stains on my favorite booth” he continued, shooting the man in the forehead. You sighed “You could a tortured him, just cos he didn’t want to play with me doesn’t mean I can’t play with him.”

The Joker smirked and wrapped his other arm around you, pulling you flush against him “I really like the way you think Doll.” He said before he kissed you furiously. He pulled away to whisper “Now you’re mine, Y/N” before kissing you again. You were perfectly happy with that.

Church Camp

Words: 3k

Genre: smut

Synopsis: you and Joshua have known each other through church n youth group for years, and when u are asked to be leaders at a church camp things get a bit wild

Content: virgin Joshua, sub!jisoo (my url is finally coming tru), experienced reader, reader is afab but can identify as anything, there’s no pronouns so like, reader rides him and sits on his face good shit

Author’s Note: I have been dreaming of this for so long listen okay this is what got me Really into svt the thought of absolutely wrecking Hong Jisoo (s/o to @dimplesjae and this fancam)

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askzaaliablack92 said: How would Rodimus, Drift, Megatron, Brainstorm, reaction be to an s/o they thought was human reveal they’re actually an android, after getting into a situation that would be deadly to a normal human? (like say falling of a high place, Scraplet attack, oxygen malfunction,or accidental energon consumption (Your choice.)   

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Leap of Faith [John Laurens x Reader]

Length: 1024+ words

Genre: Fluff

AU: Modern Time

TW: Descriptions of an panic attack

A/N: Okay so this was suppose to be a drabble, but it got uber long, and I just kept writing, and i loved it so much so I HAD to make it into a full fic. I love writing modern John… seriously. 

“Shit shit shit,” you muttered as you heard the elevator rumble, and whine to a stop. “God… Not again.” The elevator in your dorm would break down practically once a week, and management still hasn’t gotten their shit together, and fixed it. You sighed, pressing the emergency button every other second. This would be the first time you were stuck while it broke down. At least you weren’t alone.

“Jesus,” the boy behind you cursed, rolling his eyes and running his hand through his hair, making the dark locks fall out of his ponytail. “Fucking stupid school- too fucking cheap to get the stupid elevators fixed.”

You took a deep breath, trying to distract yourself from the black hole in your stomach. You hated being in an enclosed space, it never failed to cause your anxiety to spike. “Hey, it’s John, right?”

His frown turned to a smile as you addressed him. “Yea! I’m sorry, I don’t know your name though.”

“Y/N,” you replied.

“I’m sorry, but how do you know my name?”

“I’m close with the RA, and you guys aren’t the quietest people in the building,” you said with a laugh. He followed suit, his head falling back.

“I’m sorry. My friends and I can get quite rowdy.”

“And drunk.”

“And drunk.” He repeated, his green eyes practically glowing in the dimly lit elevator.

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anonymous asked:

Do u have anything in the department of S/O sitting on McCrees face And soldier 76 if u want mostly I wanna ride that Cowboys face

Hello, yes? The face-sitting department is now open for business dears!



The real question is when can’t you ride McCree’s face? The man’s all for it and is way into it. His favorite thing is holding you down, by your thighs, against his face while you pull his hair as you come. McCree takes the whole ‘save a horse ride a cowboy’ thing very seriously. Bonus if he makes you squirt on him. Loves it a bit too much.

Soldier 76

I mean sure, if you want. S76 is more indifferent about the face-sitting thing. He doesn’t hate it but it’s not something he’s going to ask for. If you really want to, then he’s down for it. Holding you by your hips is one of his favorite things to do but try to go easy on him with the hair pulling and grinding. He needs to breath ya know.

saltedsaltine  asked:

Whispers 39 for Nishihina?? :3



Pairing: Nishihina

Fandom: Haikyuu!!

Rating: G



“Honestly, I don’t know how someone can be that grumpy all the time! I mean, he’s gonna get wrinkles on his forehead, and he’s only a high schooler!”

“Maybe he should try to be a bit more like you, Shouyou. If he can be even as half as sunny as you, it’d be an improvement.”

Nishinoya plopped himself down on his bed and smiled contently as he listened to Hinata recall the highlights of his day over the phone. Somehow, someway, Nishinoya Yuu made it to college. Currently undeclared as far as majors go, but yup. College. Y’know, just a few hours away from his hometown. Just a few hours away from the high school his boyfriend still attends. It’s been a rough few months, no doubt. To go from seeing Hinata everyday to maybe a few times a week on a camera. If nothing else, they still had their nightly phone calls.

“Nah. You know if he even tries to smile it’ll just look creepy.” Nishinoya laughed as he remembered the Aoba Josai match where Kageyama tried to mimic one of Suga’s smiles. He thought the smile was normal. And right now he thought of Hinata’s face. The way it scrunches up in frustration when dealing with a certain teammate. 

“Haha, he never stops giving you a headache does he?”

“Noya, Kageyama lives for my headaches.”

“Oh, now you’re just being dramatic.” Nishinoya glanced to the laptop sitting on his desk. He pulled the phone away from his ear and checked the time. “Sho, do you wanna webcam? I haven’t seen your face in a little while.”

“Uhhh- N- I- I can’t tonight! I’m o- out running errands with my mom and Natsu right now, yeah!”

Nishinoya narrowed his eyes. “Isn’t it kinda late to run errands?”

“Ah, no! Not at all! We’re out of those, uh, milk boxes and it’s an emergency y’know?”

Nishinoya couldn’t help but chuckle at the rush of words that were leaving Hinata’s mouth. But something was going on with him. Noya just couldn’t quite determine what yet.

“Say, Noya.”


“Just out of curiosity, what’s your dorm number at college again?”

“Uh, 39, why do yo-”

Nishinoya sat up.

“No way…”

“‘No way’ what?!”

“Hinata, do not tell me-”

“I’m not, I’m not!”

Nishinoya bounded out of his bed and out his dorm room. Just down the hall he could make out a fluff of bright orange hair walking his way until he saw him just now. He could just scream to the world. His boyfriend is here. His boyfriend is here.


“Oh my god Shouyou!” Before they could stop themselves they sprang towards each other and collided with a sloppy embrace. Nishinoya held Hinata tight and close. He didn’t want to let go. He didn’t want to ever let go. It’s been way too long. “I missed you so much, babe. Oh man.”

“I missed you too. A lot.”

Noya pulled back a bit from the embrace. “What the hell. Why are you here?”

Hinata’s cheeks grew pink and he bowed his head down slightly. “I’ve been trying all week to catch up with school work so I could try to spend time with you this weekend.” It was then that Nishinoya noticed Hinata’s bag around his shoulder.


Hinata grinned brightly. “Surprise, Yuu!”

Nishinoya cupped Hinata’s face in his hands and pulled him in for a tender kiss. One, two, three, four times. Not once did Noya ever think that his boyfriend would make such an effort for him. It’s almost unbelievable how lucky Nishinoya is. He’s just so damn lucky you know? It’s always the little things that matter. It’s incredible. “God, I love you so much, you know that?”

“I love you too.” Hinata kissed him, once, twice before exclaiming a loud “Oh!” and digging through his bag. Pulling out two video game boxes he smiled that brilliant smile, the one that makes Noya’s heart flutter, “Look what I brought! I hope you don’t have too much college work because I brought these!”

Nishinoya grinned a grin even wider than Hinata’s. “No problem, Shouyou.”

Honestly, Hinata couldn’t make have made this any easier. It’s almost silly how something like this can make Nishinoya so incredibly and stupidly happy.

But God, he wouldn’t ever have it any other way.

Pumpkin Pieces

13 Days of Impala Possible Halloween 

Summary: Sam had been stubborn about picking out pumpkins, but once he got into his head to have a carving competition, it was on. Who will carve the better pumpkin and who will win the bet? 

Characters: Sam Winchester x Reader 

Content: Fluff

Word Count: 1248

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