i wanna punch her in da face

my thoughts about meruem before he met komugi: DAT LITTLE BASTARD I WANNA PUNCH HIM IN DA FACE, I’LL SELL MY SOUL TO SEE HIM SUFFER FOR A SECOND, GON MY BABY, KILL HIM BEFORE HE LAYS EGGS JESUS WHAT AN ANNOYING LITTLE BAG OF SHIT

my thoughts about meruem after he met komugi: *CRIES HER EYES OUT* MY LITTLE PRECIOUS BABY YOU ARE JUST A SPOILED CHILD WHO NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO LOVE OH DEAR I LOVE YOU AND I WANNA ADOPT YOU AND YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND AND I WANNA HUG YOU LIKE FOREVER