i wanna play games with them

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Nathan and Wes cleaned up their dishes and headed out the kitchen. 

“I got the new Sims of duty world war 2 game if you wanna play that” Nathan said as they walked out 

“Oh yeah? That game looks so good, i’m down plus you know im gonna kick your a-” 

“Hey dad..you’re home early” Nathan said awkwardly as Teddy made his way through the front door and towards the kitchen. 

“Hey son, er yeah i forgot some files this morning and I'm  on my lunch break i needed to come get them!” 

Wes rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly… And Nathan looked around smiling awkwardly.. Teddy sensed the awkwardness and introduced himself. 

“I’m Teddy, Nathan’s father…” he said shaking his hand.

“This my er… friend Wes..” Nathan said chewing on his lip awkwardly he hadn’t been prepared for his dad to be home. 

“Nice to meet you..” Wes said returning the handshake 

“Nice to meet you aswell, i’m just gonna say hi to Kaia and Ronnie and be off, See you later Nathan.” 

Teddy went into the kitchen and Nathan and Wes made their way up to his room. That wasn’t as bad as Nathan had imagined… thought he’d only intoduced them as friends well that’s what they were right? Or were they more than friends? He didn’t know he wasn’t sure how all this worked and he didn’t know what Wes’ game was. 

More “wtf are humans, please leave the rest of us be” stuff:

Human reactions to fear!

No, I’m not talking about screaming or freezing in one spot and pissing yourself. I’m talking about the weirder, more specific-to-only-humans fear reactions.

Like singing.

Idk how many of you have watched people play horror video games, but a surprising amount of people start narrating what’s going on in a sing-song voice.

Imagine being an alien, walking in a horrific, dark tunnel with these weird gangly creatures, you’re all scared out of your wits and then one of them starts fucking singing.

In a dark cave. While everyone’s terrified.

“ ♫ ~We are all gonna fucking die, this is terrible and I wanna go hooooome~ ♬ ”

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iM LAUGHING SO MUCH?

A kid I met before invited me in a group, told me nothing, and just put us in that custom game. I never laughed that much in my life, especially:
-All the fast tap tap from hanzo’s feet
-How you go flying just by climbing stuff
-Ryu ga-Ryu ga wag- Ryu ga w-
-One of them is called Kaplan

Special mention to those two Hanzo flying that made me lost my shit:

170510 BTS Chatroom

🐥 kim taehyung come out
🐥 kim taehyung come out quickly
🐥 i want to call you here so bad so come out quickly
🐥 there’s no such thing as rest time for you
🐥 guys please call taehyung
🐥 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ wow he’s not coming
🐥 ㅋㅋㅋ i’m just calling him ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🐥 tae tae tae tae tae tae tae aet tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae tae
🐥 twe
🐥 twe twe
🐥 if kim taehyung doesn’t come by 20 i’m going 
🐥 yeah it’s me
🐥 taehyung-ah you’re responsible for all of this situation
🐥 i called you
🐥 you should come when i call you
🐯 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🐥 oh you come at 20 exactly
🐯 what
🐥 just
🐯 what do you want
🐯 i’m busy right now
🐥 i’m just calling
🐥 why are you busy
🐯 why did you call me
🐥 are you playing games again
🐥 give me 10 reasons
🐯 what games
🐯 i’m stretching my leg muscles
🐥 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ i was just at your room
🐯 oh sorry
🐯 i started
🐯 after you went
🐯 hooha hooha
🐥 oh really
🐯 guys 
🐯 jimin
🐯 said he’s gonna
🐯 send you his aegyo video~~
🐯 bye
🐥 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ can’t say anything but laugh ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🐥 my friend’s a liar
🐥 yo i know you’re reading ㅋㅋㅋ don’t pretend you went ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🐯 heh
🐯 i got caught?
🐥 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🐥 you thought i wouldn’t know, how can i not know you ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🐯 keep your promise
🐯 aegyo video
🐯 film it
🐥 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ oh the aegyo video that you said you wanted to film together
🐥 keep your promise ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🐯 wut
🐯 i never said that
🐯 i have tons of aegyo videos from our manggaetteok jimin-ssi in my phone, shall i post them all?
🐥 not that taehyung, you said you want to film aegyo video for armys so bad 🙂
🐥 wanna film one?
🐥 do you hate it taehyung?
🐯 not aegyo
🐯 i want to show armys my cool side
🐥 taehyung are you gonna be like that?
🐯 game or
🐥 okay if you hate it that much i’ll film it alone
🐯 game or
🐯 stuffs like games
🐥 i didn’t know you hate it that much
🐯 guys
🐯 he’s gonna film it!!! oho succeeded
🐥 what ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋ
🐯 let’s play
🐯 ㄲ
🐯 ㄱ
🐥 i’m gonna do it~ i will, taehyung you do it too
🐯 okie
🐯 if you post it
🐯 i’m gonna post
🐥 ‘kay rest ㅋㅋ going to post it ㅋㅋ 
🐯 aegyo videos of our precious members in my phone
🐯 where
🐥 confirm plz i sent it to you
🐯 can i post this?
🐯 aw so cute our jiminie
🐥 yo
🐥 you ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ make me speechless ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🐥 yo brat you can’t do it ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🐯 you should say it here
🐥 yo ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ i really have nothing to say ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 
🐥 you can’t do it ㅋㅋㅋ taehyung ㅋㅋㅋ not that ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🐯 jimin-ssi you should keep in mind that i have you in the lines of my palm
🐯 😊
🐯 i should post one of jimin’s cool like ryan mcginley photos
🐯 guys i posted
🐥 what’s with “the lines of my palm” ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ not even “my palm” ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

So we are playing a game where we are the equivalent of vigilantes, crime fighters, whatever you wanna call us. We have a gunner, a brawler, and a swordwielder. We don’t have super powers or anything, though, so we get caught by some thugs and were basically kidnapped to be interrogated. On the way to wherever the hell we were being taken, two of the PCs woke up prematurely. They were all bound up ofc but not properly gagged.

Gunner: “Hey, I can feel my phone, I must still have it.”
Swordwielder: “What? No I saw them destroy your phone.”
Gunner: “I have a spare, in my shirt. Can you grab it, it’s just wedged into my bra and your hands are just bound behind your back.”
SW: “In your bra…? That’s… uh…”
G: “Cop a feel while you’re at it too I don’t care just get the phone.”

There may have been some minor feeling up involved but they got the phone out. As the sword wielder was trying to decide who to call (cops would be a bad plan), the gunner sighed.

G: “Just hit one for speed dial.”
SW: “Who are we calling?”
G: “Does it really matter right now? Hurry up, I think they’re coming back.”

Shortly after, that phone is found and destroyed and they’re interrogating us, including asking who we called. Only the gunner knows and she’s not spilling. Then, there’s a knock at the door.

Everyone: ???
Gunner: “COME IN!”
Everyone: ?!?!

Cue everyone being startled as the door is kicked down and lots of cliche Mafia guys file in and kill all the interrogators and start untying the PCs while everyone stares at the gunner, waiting for an explanation.

SW: “Who did you call? Is this… are these guys the mafia?!”
G: “Oh, I called-”
Mafia Lady: “There you are, sweetheart! Gosh I was SO worried when you called me with your burner phone. You hardly call me at all, so I was sure this could only mean trouble.”
G: “Oh, hi mom.”
Everyone else: “…mom?!”
Brawler: “Your mother is in the mafia?”
G: “Well, sorta. She’s in charge in this region.”
Mom: “Oh, are these your crime fighting friends? You all are making such a nuisance of yourself for me sometimes, I’m so proud of your work, honey! But can you please come visit home soon without the intention of killing anyone there?”
G: “Fine, fine, how about next Sunday?”
Mom: “Perfect! Now I gotta go, and you all should too, before the cops show up. Take care of yourself, sweetheart!”
G: “You too, mom.”
B: “What did I just witness.”
SW: “What- but you FIGHT CRIME how can your family BE crime??? And your mother still be so helpful? We’ve fought the mob before! We literally work against her at times!”
G: “Hey fuck you, my mom respects my career choices even if they go against what she intended or expected, she just wants me to be happy! Just because she’s head of a criminal organization doesn’t mean she’s not a good, loving mother!”
SW: “I, uh, sorry…”
G: “You fuckin SHOULD BE. Hmph.”
B: “We just met the head of one of the most powerful and deadly crime organizations in the area and she didn’t murder us… what the fuck. Why didn’t you tell us?!”
G: “I mean it wasn’t really important til now.”
SW: “The hell it wasn’t! Get over here, I’m gonna strangle you!”
B: “Can I throttle her next?”
G: “Oh shit. Moooooooom!”

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Anonymous said to evercelle:
Can I ask you for kuroken? I wanna see it in your art style ┐(Wヮ ̄)┌ 

My style is mostly really embarrassing sappy comics… so here you go, anon, a sappy comic about having a one year age gap with someone you miss and thinking about them an awful lot.

(MonHun -> Monster Hunter, the game Kenma plays in the OVA)

Edit: pls pretend I didn’t accidentally swap the dialogue bubble colors in the second panel thanks lol
The Signs as Cry Baby Lyrics

Aries - Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic. No one will love you if you’re unattractive // Mrs. Potato Head

Taurus - I feel like I’m just missing something whenever you leave // Cake

Gemini - A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison, too // Milk & Cookies

Cancer - You take things so hard, and then you fall apart // Cry Baby

Leo - So what if I’m crazy? The best people are // Mad Hatter

Virgo - Everyone thinks that we’re perfect; please don’t let them look through the curtains // Dollhouse

Libra - Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours, but was he yours if he wanted me so bad? // Pacify Her

Scorpio - I wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say. Is this coming off in a cheesy way? // Training Wheels

Sagittarius - I’m sick of all the games I have to play // Soap

Capricorn - You were comforting and quiet; how did love become so violent? // Teddy Bear

Aquarius - If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it. All the makeup in the world, won’t make you less insecure // Sippy Cup

Pisces - Chasing after you is like a fairytale, but I feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel // Carousel

spaceless-sea  asked:

How are you? I hope well! Can you do a rfa+v and Saeran having to do seven minutes in heaven? Like honestly not even as drunk just sober. (Requests aren't open;-; but maybe later? Also I rlly love your blog like I'm most done with the masterlist^°^)

Author’s note: I hope you guys like this!!!! i’m still rusty ok it’s been awhile edit: I FORGOT V AGAIN someone please send in a request that says “add v” so I remember to edit him in here

Yoosung

  • “You wanna play cards? I brought them with me so we wouldn’t be bored!!”
  • Does he… Does he really not know what we’re supposed to be doing?
  • You looked down at Yoosung, who was already on sitting on the floor shuffling the deck
  • “Lemme guess… you’ve never played Seven minutes in Heaven.”
  • Yoosung paused for a second before shaking his head
  • You sat down next to him and smiled
  • He’s so cute…
  • “So what game do you wanna play, MC?”
  • But then again, this IS Seven minutes in heaven
  • “Strip Poker.”
  • Yoosung’s face turned bright red
  • “H-Huh? Strip?”
  • You smirked
  • “I’ll start.”
  • In one quick moment, your shirt was thrown across the room
  • “Okay, now you’re turn.”
  • Yoosung who had now achieved a new shade of red blatantly stared at your chest
  • “I-I… uhh, w-well-“
  • “SAY SOMETHING, YOU IDIOT!!!”
  • What the hell?
  • Yoosung looked behind you
  • “I think it came from the other side of the door.”
  • You stood up and opened the closet door, and in tumbled Zen and Jumin.
  • “So,” you crossed your arm and looked down at the two very guilty looking boys, “You wanna explain yourselves?”
  • The two of them began stuttering out excuses
  • “W-Well Yoosung’s never played before-“
  • “-I heard you were taking off your shirt-“
  • “-And I thought he might need guidance-“
  • “-So I wanted to hear the rest.”
  • You glared at them
  • “First, Jumin don’t be a perv, and second-“
  • “We were in the middle of something.”
  • You looked back at Yoosung, who had taken off his shirt
  • “And now that MC and I are even, I’d like to get back to the game.”
  • Despite the confidence behind Yoosung’s words, his face was as red as ever
  • You turned back around and smirked
  • “You heard the man!”
  • Jumin and Zen slowly got up, both mumbling curses under their breath.
  • You closed the door behind them
  • “Now, where were we?”
  • In the end the two of you ended up stripping to your underwear and then just playing go fish for the rest of the time

Zen

  • “W-What? I can’t be in a closet alone with MC!! How will I control myself?”
  • You walked over to the closet and gave Zen a smirk
  • “Who says you need to?”
  • 0.1 seconds later Zen was standing in the closet how the hell did he even get there so fast???
  • You closed the door and turned around
  • “So,” you clapped your hands together, “Show me what you got.”
  • Zen smirked
  • “You sure you can handle it?”
  • You raised an eyebrow, “I think you already know the answer to that.”
  • Zen smiled
  • “This is gonna be-“
  • Was all Zen could get out before hitting his head on the light
  • “Ohhh s-shittt…”
  • You rushed over to Zen, who was now bent over in pain
  • “Are you okay? Do you need ice? How bad does it hurt?”
  • Zen looked up at you with hazy eyes
  • “Slooowww down, youuu’reee talking wayyyy toooo fast!!!”
  • I’m not sure what’s more concerning… Zen’s slurred speech or the giant lump forming on his forehead.
  • “We need to get you out of here right-“
  • “NO! I want to give you… seven minutes…in…….”
  • THUD
  • “UHHHHHHH, GUYSOPENTHEDOORZENJUSTPASSEDOUT.”
  • “He did WHAT?”
  • Jaehee swung to door open, her eyes immediately traveling down to unconscious Zen
  • “What happened to his face? And why is the closet light busted??”
  • The rest of the RFA stood behind her, patiently awaiting your answer
  • “Well,” you looked down at Zen and smirked, “I guess he unleashed the beast a little too early.”

Jaehee

  • As soon as Jaehee closed the door she sunk down to the floor and sighed
  • “Finally… peace and quiet.”
  • You nodded, sitting down next to her
  • “Who the hell let Seven DJ anyways?”
  • Jaehee laughed, “I don’t know, but it was a horrible decision.”
  • It would’ve been fine if he just turned the damn the volume down…
  • You looked over at Jaehee, who was responding to an email on her phone
  • “Work’s got you pretty busy, huh?”
  • She gave you a sarcastic glare
  • “Doesn’t it always?”
  • The two of you began ranting about Jumin and the rest of the RFA
  • “I mean, does he think I’m just made out of cat toys? He can’t keep-“
  • “Wait… Jaehee?”
  • “Yeah?”
  • “I think our seven minutes are up… Did they forget about us?”
  • Jaehee checked her phone
  • “It’s been 12 minutes,” she looked back over at you and smiled, “so I think it’s safe to say they have.”
  • The two of you exchanged glances
  • It’s so nice in here…
  • “You wanna stay?”
  • Jaehee’s eyes lit up
  • “I thought you’d never ask!”
  • She set her phone down and yawned
  • “I think… I’ll take a nap.”
  • You reached up and turned the lights off
  • “Sounds good to me.”
  • You stared at the ceiling, waiting for the drowsiness to hit you
  • That was when you felt something warm slump on your shoulder
  • You looked over at Jaehee and she gave you a sleepy smile
  • “Do you mind if I use you as a pillow?”
  • Be still my heart.
  • “Y-Yeah!”
  • Jaehee closed her eyes, and within the next five minutes, she was asleep
  • The next morning Seven found both of you sleeping in his closet
  • And yes he was naked 
  • And yes he screamed
  • And yes you and Jaehee both screamed back
  • But it was still the best seven minutes in heaven you’ve ever played even if it wasn’t just seven minutes

Jumin

  • As SOON as the door closed he had you pinned up against the wall
  • “W-Woah, slow down there bud.”
  • Jumin closed his eyes and sighed, letting go of the grip he had on your hips
  • “Sorry,” he backed up and ran his hands through his hair
  • You practically feel him holding himself back
  • “Why are you so worked up??”
  • Jumin leaned back on the wall opposite of you
  • “It’s just, while we were out there, Zen kept… flirting with you.”
  • His nose crinkled when he said the word flirting, as if it were a disgusting word
  • “I know secretly dating is hard, but I really think its best.”
  • You looked up at him, “Especially with everything happening with your company…”
  • Jumin nodded, taking a step toward you
  • “I suppose I can’t blame Zen. You do look ravishing tonight,” Jumin smirked
  • You smiled back at him, giving him a small twirl
  • “Thank you, my boyfriend helped me pick this out.”
  • “I must say, your boyfriend has great taste. I bet he’s handsome, too.”
  • “Oh yes, extremely.”
  • “FIVE MINUTES LEFT YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS!!”
  • Seven’s yelling interrupted your conversation
  • “Hmm,” Jumin looked at you, “Do you think five minutes in enough?”
  • You pushed yourself off of the wall and grabbed Jumin by the tie
  • “Won’t know unless we try.”
  • And as it turns out, five minutes was more than enough time to… scroll through Jumin’s pictures of Elly

Saeran

  • “So.”
  • “Yup.”
  • “This is fun.”
  • “Really fun.”
  • For the first two minutes, those were the only words exchanged between you and Saeran
  • I have to do something to break this silence.
  • You cleared your throat
  • “Uhh… so how are you?”
  • SERIOUSLY??? Is that the best I could come up with?
  • “I’m fine.”
  • “…Cool.”
  • You looked down at your feet
  • I’m good too, thanks for asking.
  • this poor child doesn’t know how to socialize have mercy on him
  • When you looked back up at him, his eyes quickly darted away
  • Was he staring at me?
  • A light blush crossed his face
  • That’s… kinda cute.
  • You bit your lip
  • Well, this is seven minutes in heaven
  • Before your brain could tell you otherwise, you leaned forward and lightly pressed your lips against his
  • After getting over the initial shock that someone was actually kissing him Saeran grabbed your chin and deepened the kiss
  • When you pulled away, both of you were out of breath
  • You leaned back against the wall
  • “…So.”
  • “Yup.”
  • “That was fun.”
  • Really fun.”
  • Seven swung the door open
  • “TIME’S UP!!!”
  • You looked at Saeran and smirked
  • “Let’s do this again sometime.”
  • Saeran followed you out the door and grabbed your wrist
  • He pulled you back and lowered his voice so the other’s couldn’t here
  • “Name the place and I’ll be there.”
  • Oh, this was going to be f u n.

Seven

  • “♪♫YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, MC AND SEVEN IN HEAVEN FOR SEVEN♪♫”
  • You looked back the rest of the group
  • “Please help me.”
  • Jaehee gave you a pitying look and Zen saluted you “in honor of his fallen comrade”
  • Before you could anyone else’s reaction, Seven grabbed your hand and pulled you into the closet
  • “Your closet is a lot smaller than I thought it would be.”
  • Seven let go of your hand and laughed
  • “You do know I wear almost the same thing every day, right?”
  • You reached out to feel one of his shirts
  • “This one is my favorite.”
  • You pointed to the shirt Yoosung had gotten Seven for his birthday
  • It had a picture of the RFA on the front and the word “family” in Arabic on the back
  • “Mine too.”
  • Seven stepped closer to you
  • “You wanna see why I was so excited to get you in here?”
  • You felt your face heat up
  • “W-Well, I mean-“
  • “SAERAN TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!”
  • “What?”
  • As soon as the lights went off, Seven turned you around so you were facing the door
  • He wrapped his arms around you, giving you a tight hug from behind
  • “Look up.”
  • You tilted your head to look up at the ceiling
  • “Oh my…”
  • Glow-in-the-dark stars were scattered all over the top of the closest, turning the dull ceiling into a tiny galaxy
  • “It’s beautiful.”
  • Seven buried his face in the crook of your neck
  • “So are you.”
  • And that’s when it hit you
  • You were literally in heaven in with Seven
  • “Thank you.”
Smooth Talker

Last week, I was DMing a one-off campaign for a few friends. Two have played before and the third has never played a live role-playing game before, so he was a bit uncomfortable. He decided to be a bard (named Shilo Buff).

I started them off in a stereotypical tavern for everyone to get their bearings and put the ball in the bard’s court, letting him do whatever he wanted.

Bard OOC: I walk up to the bar and lean on it next to a lady standing there and I say…

Bard: Hey, baby, you ever heard a song before?

The Lady (Me): Ummm…yes?

Bard: You wanna hear another?

Bard OOC: And I play this on my bagpipes…

He pulls out his phone and a bagpipes cover of Careless Whisper starts to play.

Me, the DM, through my laughter (everyone else is cracking up as well): Roll a performance check.

…he rolls a 20.

The entire bar is enraptured by his performance and they fill a cup in front of him with gold. The lady hangs on him the rest of the evening.

And that’s still only the second best pick-up line I’ve experienced in a Dungeons & Dragons tavern.

Don’t buy Battlefront 2

Over the weekend, there was a bit of a controversy involving the upcoming release Star Wars Battlefront 2. 

EA, the game’s publisher, set character unlocks using the game’s in-game currency exorbitantly high. The price was set at 40,000, which some outlets suggested could take up to 40 hours of playtime. I assume this is worst-case scenario stuff, so I’m going to be generous to EA and say it was probably something like 20 hours of playtime per hero. This was seen as an attempt to not so subtly prod the player into purchasing in-game currency in order to expedite the process.

Monday, EA backpedaled and decided to heavily discount the unlocks. They declared in a tweet that they were listening to fans! And some took this as some sort of victory. This is no victory. This is what EA wanted to happen. Here’s my theory.

Before the big character unlock kerfuffle, there was a bit of a fuss over in-game lootboxes and micro transactions. People were frustrated that apparently the game has pay-to-win features. You can pay real money to have a real advantage over folks in multiplayer. In a $60 AAA release, this is absurd. In a free-to-play mobile game this is expected. This sort of thing is also EA’s main way of making money post release, so having people outright furious about them out of the gate seems bad for business.

So in order to distract from the outrage over this, I think EA set character unlock fees absurdly high in order to manufacture a separate outrage. Yes, they take a short term hit - including having a reddit comment become the most downvoted in the website’s history - but they also stand to earn some long term good will. 

For starters, if you cruise the tweet where EA says that they are slashing the cost of these standalone characters, you will see person after person defend the company whenever somebody says they still aren’t purchasing the game. “EA listened! Why are you still mad! I just wanna play a fun Star Wars game!” By backing down from their crazy demands, they seem like they care about customers. So now some people are willing to give them the benefit of the doubt regarding lootboxes. You see the casual “if you don’t like it, don’t play it!” or “you don’t have to buy them!” which are certainly not helpful. 

You also have what inevitably comes when a large group of people swarm on one target: death threats. No matter what side of the political spectrum someone is on or what the target is, if enough people get mad about an issue there will always be a couple of angry folks who take things too far. So, when the most downvoted comment in reddit history bring the Internet’s focus onto EA’s monetary scheme, a few crazy people will come with it.

Straight up, death threats are awful, should be taken seriously and are made by some of society’s worst people. Do not make threats at developers. Do not send hateful messages laden with personal insults at developers. Having said that, a company can use these inevitable occurrences to gain sympathy. Waypoint had an article right away on the death threats sent to game developers over this issue. Then the article’s writer, Patrick Klepek, immediately referenced the threats again when EA announced prices were reduced. You would then see people in the comments for the article saying that this sends a message to those sending threats that they work.

The .0001% of humanity that would send these kind of threats aren’t learning anything. If EA doubled down, they’d still make threats. They just do it because it’s in their nature. But because threats were made and EA made sure people knew about them - which is their right because I sure would let people know if a threat was made on my life - there will be people out there who are like “Well shit, if this game doesn’t take off those assholes win! I better buy a lootbox!” It can get in some folks minds that all EA detractors are vile people who hate developers. 

A tactic similar to this was used when Mass Effect 3 was receiving hatred over the ending DLC. EA was under fire, so a lot of the shit getting flung at them from a crazy group of people was being brought to the light. It takes the heat off of the company and instead places it elsewhere

It’s all part of advertising. Paint the cynics in a negative light, make it seem like you care about customers or some virtue, and rake in money. EA wants you to remember the shitbags. They want you to remember that they listened to “the most downvoted comment in reddit history”. They want you to forget about the lootbox thing. 

Don’t forget. Don’t buy the game if you disagree with this current AAA trend of monetization. They can always find another way. Don’t feel compelled to line some CEO’s wallet. Sadly the game is going to make like 80 billion dollars because it’s STAR WARS, but you don’t have to contribute to that sum. 

UPDATE: https://twitter.com/EAStarWars/status/931332890717143040
They turned off micro-transactions. I personally think this is because of Belgium looking into Battlefront 2 and lootboxes as a form of gambling. BIG BRAND Star Wars + gambling = controversy the Disney overlords probably don’t want.

Ouija - (H/M)

A/N; SOOOOOOO
This turned out A LOT longer than @dont-run-up and I first intended, but hopefully, everyone enjoys! Leave some comments letting us know what you thought of Incubus!Yoongi~~

Genre; Horror with that good S M UT 

Length; long af- 9,800+ words

Kink(s); A sprinkle of Master/Pet, impact play, oral (giving and receiving), creampie, light bondage, etc.

Originally posted by taes-nose-mole

12:00 a.m.
The time blared on your friend, Hee Young’s, phone screen. “Come on Y/n,” She jeered, keeping that eager grin and puppy-dog look in her eyes as she gently grasped your biceps, swaying you from side to side. “I wanna play! It’s just a game-” She added, pointing towards the newly purchased Ouija board that sat on your coffee table. Just the sight of it rushed a wave of uneasiness over you.

Shaking your head, your brows furrowed slightly, “I don’t know-” You replied, as anxiety laced your words. “My grandma always told me to steer clear of them, they could allow things into your home and life.”

“Oh my gosh, you don’t really believe all that nonsense, do you?” She asked, giggling through her words while she began to open the board’s box. Unlike you, she was a full-blown skeptic; she wasn’t a believer in anything paranormal, so Ouija was just a game to her and nothing more than that.

God did you wish you could dismiss it the way she could.
Though you had never personally experienced anything ghost-wise, you knew plenty of people that had. “Ahh I do, but..” You began, sighing as you decided to give in despite your better judgment, “But I guess we can play, just for a little, at least.”

Heeyoung excitedly clapped while smiling like a dork as she lifted the onyx and pearl colored board and planchette out. “Don’t worry,” She sweetly said, recognizing the nervous expression that painted your face as she placed it onto the glass. “It’s just a game.”

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I’ve been in an One Piece mood lately…so glad Dressrosa is over, so glad T.T

Video gaming

Request: omg your post gave me this idea! Can you do a smutty one shot where Roman is being super into his video games and yn tries to get his attention but hes just too into it until he realizes she’s naked please

Warnings: swearing, minor smut


Originally posted by tardiskadarmavi

You sighed quietly as you walked into the living room and saw Roman playing his favorite video game.

It was a lazy Sunday and he had been doing nothing but playing that game, something you usually didn’t really mind, but today he had been completely ignoring you all day.

He was sitting there, with his headset on and talking, actually more like yelling, to Peter.

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— I didn’t rlly get what u meant but I tried my best !! sorry if it gets dry later on, I’m tired and just want this up before I sleep 💕—

Jin:

Originally posted by jjilljj

You and your friends were at a concert sitting on the grass, waiting for the performer to get on stage. As you guys were talking, one of your friends came back with tacos. Each one of you gets one, beginning to dig in. You pretend to look upset about your taco, making a face and furrowing your brows. “What’s wrong?” a friend of yours asks you. You bite back a smile and turn to her. “I don’t want to taco bout it.” From behind you hear a high pitch laugh, almost like a windshield, one that wouldn’t stop. “Oh my god hyung shut up-” You turn around and see a handsome group of boys, all of them looking embarrassed. “I’m sorry about him-” You begin to laugh too and shake your head. “Honestly, its fine. I appreciate people who like good jokes.” The guy who laughed calmed himself down, offering you his hand. “I-I’m Ji-*windshield laugh* Jin.” You try not to laugh at his laugh and nod. “Y/N.”

Namjoon:

Originally posted by trash-for-bangtan

You and a couple of friends were at a sports game, watching the players play. All your friends sat to your right so that meant a random stranger was to sit beside you. Indeed, a stranger did sit besides you. You watch as he and his 6 other friends sit down, eyes widening at how attractive they all were. You stop staring before they look at you weirdly. Once the game ends the coaches say some speeches, their faces appearing on the big screen. One of the speeches was about the coach leaving, thanking his players and such. A lot of people in the crowd were touched. So you being you, decided to make a joke. “That was so deep Adele was rolling in it.” You heard a loud laugh besides you, along with a chorus of oh my god’s. It wasn’t any of your friends so you turn to the group of boys beside you. The one who you found the cutest was laughing loudly, face red. His dimples showed on his cheeks and you grin. You then begin to laugh along with him, despite being a stranger. “I’m- I’m sorry it was just so unexpected and generally funny.” You shrug, giggling. “I don’t mind. I’m Y/N.” He smiles back. “Namjoon.” You two talk some more until the game is over and everyone is allowed to leave. Your friends motion towards you, telling you that you’re going to a restaurant. “I gotta go-” Before you left, Namjoon called out to you. “Could I get your number? It was really nice talking to you.” You try not to grin and nod, inserting your number into his phone. You call yourself and hang up. “See you.” He nods and you walk away with your friends.

Yoongi:

Originally posted by arkysal

Sitting on bleachers, you cheered on for your friend who was playing soccer. He was really good, fighting for the ball against a member of the opposing team. Strangers surrounded you, some with your team some against it. You didn’t mind though. The person from the other team shoved your friend, making him fall. He face planted on the ground, making you gasp. (ok but based on my personal experience,,I got grass in my mouth but hey at least I kicked the ball and hit a kid from the other team in the face lmao) Not only that but he face planted in mud. When he got up, his whole face was covered in the brown dirt. He wiped his nose and looked at you. You began to laugh loudly. “YOU LOOK LIKE ELMO” you scream. Someone besides you laughed, though not so loud. Turning, you see a cute boy sat there. He saw you looking at him and coughed, calming down his laughter. You giggle, your hand going to his shoulder. “Thank you for laughing, I’m not that funny. The fall was more funny.” The cute guy nods, chuckling. “Yeah, it was pretty funny. I’m uh- Yoongi.” You smile. “The name’s Y/N.”

Hoseok:

Originally posted by boo-t-s

Your friend took you out for dinner to hang out, and your food finally arrived. You ordered a plate of pasta, while your friend got a salad. You two ate, talking with each other about nothing. All of a sudden a joke came to mind. You drop your fork and act shook. Your friend looks up at you. “Are you okay?..” Shaking your head, you point to the pasta. “This isn’t what I ordered. It’s a- it’s an impasta.” Laughter was heard nearby, making you curious. You make eye contact with a man with a cute smile. He hit the table while the guys beside him whispered to him. They were probably embarrassed. You laugh too, appreciating the laugh at your lame joke. Your friend across from you giggled at the situation. “What’s your name?” you ask, smiling at him. “Hoseok. You?” “Y/N.”

Jimin:

Originally posted by yoong-jimin

“Are you sure about this?” your friends asks beside you. You smirk at her. “Of course. Trust me, we’re gonna rock.” You two were at a karaoke bar, and since your friend had a great voice you decided to show it off. “One, two, three.” Big Bang’s “Loser” plays, and your friend begins to sing and rap. You wave your hand as she does, loving the softness of her voice. Finally, your turn came. “Sumswigijocha himgyeo- WO” You sang badly on purpose, dramatizing the words. Someone in the room laughed loudly so you look for the person. You see a cute boy sat with 6 other of his friends, a wide smile on his face. You guessed he was the one laughing. “Hey, dude who just laughed.” He looked up and kept on laughing. “You’re great.” You two laugh and your friend has to finish the song without you. Once she’s done you head towards the guy. “I’m Y/N.” He chuckles and gives you his hand. “Jimin.” You nod. “Well, I said it already but you’re great.” Jimin smiles. “Just like your singing.”

Taehyung:

Originally posted by parkjiminer

Your foot taps on the floor impatiently, throwing daggers at the person who was currently ordering. This is a coffee shop not a five star restaurant. The person was being very specific and picky about their drink. “And my name is Tanisha. T-A-N-I-S-H-A. Did you hear that? T-A-N-I-S-H-A.” You roll your eyes, clenching your first. “Okay we get that your name is Tanisha can you just fuCK OFF.” you whisper yell to yourself. Someone behind you chuckles. “I agree.” You meet their gaze, almost choking on your spit at how handsome the guy was. Was he real? “Next!” You move forward in line but still keep facing the guy. “Oh look there goes T-A-N-I-S-H-A.” you say, looking at Tanisha sit down. The guy laughs again, making you laugh along. “You’re funny.” he says. “I thought I was Y/N.” You make him laugh again. “I like your humor, Y/N. I’m Taehyung.” Moving up in line, you thank him. “I’m going to order my drink now. Talk with you at that table?” Taehyung nods. “For sure.”

Jungkook:

Originally posted by nochujungkookie

“Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!” All around you people you chanted, encouraging the two girls in the center of the huge crowd that had formed. There was drama between them and they finally decided to end it with fists. All of you were behind the school so a teacher wouldn’t intervene. You were confused on why everyone was hyping this fight up. None of them were throwing fists. They just clenched their hands and spitted insults at each other. It wasn’t merely entertaining to you. You were just watching since everyone kept telling you to. “OOH LOOK AT THEM THROWING THOSE INSULTS.” You roll your eyes. “If you’re going to throw something let it be fists. God, I honestly rather be playing video games.” You start to exit the crowd, but turn around when you hear a laugh. “It’s funny how much I relate.” the boy who laughed says. He jogs up to you, but when he sees you up close he stutters. “What?” you ask. “Nothing. I-I’m Jungkook.” You smile and just thought he was shy around girls. “Y/N. This fight is boring, huh?” He nods, laughing. “There’s an arcade nearby. Wanna go?” You’re hesitant but Jungkook looks trusting enough so you nod. You two end up getting along really well. Jungkook is still a bit shy around you lmao.

BTS REACTION: THEM FINGERING YOU UNDER THE TABLE WHILE YOU’RE OUT HAVING DINNER WITH THE BOYS

Jin

You coyly moved your foot up and down Jin’s leg as he sat next to you. You loved how flustered he would get as he felt you creep your leg up his pants. You took a sip of water, when you felt him slip his hand inside your pants, as he continued to converse with Rap Monster. Nearly choking, you stood frozen as he rubbed the front of your panties. He slipped his fingers inside them, managing to maintain a rhythm & continue his conversation the entire time. You some how managed to hold your moans back, gripping his thigh the entire time. 

“Don’t play games you can’t finish princess” he teased.

Originally posted by jminies

Suga

Suga was bored at dinner. 

“Jin switch seats with me, I wanna sit with my baby” he teased. Jin happily moved, sitting in Sugas spot. You looked up at your boyfriend, giving him a warm smile, but the look on his face made you freeze. He had that mischievous glint in his eyes. You eyed him cautiously, then went back to listening to the boys tell their stories. You felt his finger, softly trailing movements on your inner thigh. Your breath caught in your throat, as you felt him softly trail further and further up your leg. You silently questioned yourself, wondering why in the hell you wore a skirt to dinner. You looked up at him, and he gave you a sweet smile, looking back at the boys. He slowly slid two fingers inside you, and you coughed, trying to let something out so you wouldn’t moan. You buried your face in his neck, letting out small gasps here and there. The boys were so loud, they didn’t pick up on it. 

“why you holding back princess?” he whispered in your ear. You softly whimpered in his ear, and he smirked. 

“Just wait till I get you home” he said. 

Originally posted by liemayl

J Hope

Hobi smiled, watching you converse with everyone. You laid your head on his shoulder, and an idea popped into his head. You looked so damn good tonight, why not reward you? His hand crept up your thigh, and you looked at him. 

“What are you doing?” you hissed. He gave you an innocent smile, shaking his head. He began rubbing circles on your clit. You bit your lip, trying to maintain calm and cool.

“Stop fucking with me hobi” you said. He smiled, nodding.

“You’re mine when we get home.” he whispered in your ear.

Originally posted by 0netrouxa

Rap Monster

You were used to this. It wasn’t the first time he pulled something like this. As he fingered you at dinner, you tried maintaining a normal conversation, and decided two could play at that game. You grabbed his member, and he stopped immediately.

“Oh don’t start something we can’t finish.” he whispered in your ear.

Originally posted by bexsblogposts

Jimin

You cuddled next to Jimin. You and the guys went to a theater that served dinner while you enjoyed a movie. You convinced the guys to see fifty shades darker. You loved the first movie, and got them hooked. Jimin shifted in his seat when the first sex scene started. He toyed with the waist ban of your jeans. A smirk played on your lips as you brushed your fingers along his hands. He took this as confirmation. He slowly rubbed cirlced on your panties, simply to watch you squirm, and watch you be impatient. Then out of no where he slipped two fingers in you, his eyes never leaving the screen. You threw your head back, thanking yourself that you two sat further back from the rest of the boys so they couldn’t hear your moans.

“music to my ears’ he said, smirking.

Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo

V/Taehyung

You had went on a picnic with the boys, & they were being childish, playing at the playground. Tae simply wanted to let you have a fun time as well, so he started rubbing you.

“Don’t tease.” you whispered. He smiled, obeying.

“your wish is my command” he said.

Originally posted by jxnhyungs

Jungkook

Jungkook decided to mess with you while at dinner with the boys in the dorm. You two always teased each other at dinner, simply to see who would lose their shit first. He kissed you softly, causing you to give him a warning look. He was always up to no good. He slipped his fingers inside you, taking you off guard. You held back your moans, and jungkook looked down at you, fake concern on his face.

“You okay y/n? Guys doesn’t she look pale?” he asked. The boys agreed, & you shook your head.

“I-im fine.. Kookie could we go lie down?” you asked. He nodded, leading you to his room, where you finished what he started.

Originally posted by queenwithcollars

Hope you enjoyed! I’m literally dead from writing all of these reactions so sorry if this wasn’t as smutty as they come, I’ll work on it. Remember requests are open!

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~ lia  ♡ 

friday night || t.h

Relationship: Tom Holland x reader

Summary: Meeting eyes with a boy in a club can only lead to trouble.

Warnings: S M U T (18+)

Word Count: 1.7k

A/N: is it hot in here? its hot in here


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~College!au Pen Pal Hoseok~PART ELEVEN

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Originally posted by aestheticvbts

Dorm building 3a? 

That’s were Hoseok was at the moment. After further interrogating Yoongi about his knowledge of Mark Tuan and what dorm building he stayed at, he found himself looking for any sign of Youngjae, since they shared a class or two. 

It was then Hoseok also realized, he had no clue what Mark even looked like. Should he?

“Youngjae!” Hoseok called when he spotted the familiar face.

“Hoseok? What’s up?” He asked, a friendly smile gracing his lips.

“Do you know Mark Tuan?” Hoseok asked with a raised eyebrow. 

“Oh, sure! He’s my roommate after all. A bit of an ass sometimes but he’s cool,” Youngjae confirmed with a nod of his head.

“Do you know where I can find him?”

“Uh, at the lounge? He’s usually there around this time. If he’s not, check Dorm building 2b; that’s where his girlfriend’s dorm is.”

Hoseok’s eyes widened slightly. He knows which dorm building was yours. He was getting closer and closer to knowing who you were. Should he forget Mark and just find you?

No. He had to make sure you were in good hands. Did he doubt Mark? Hell yeah. 

After thanking Youngjae, Hoseok walked into the lounge, one that looked similar to the one in his own building, with a few differences here and there. Slapping his hand to his forehead he again realized: He had no idea what Mark even looked like.

After asking around for a Mark Tuan and receiving shrugs, he turned to leave until someone called out to him. 

“Hey man, you were asking for Mark?”

Sighing in relief, Hoseok smiled, “Yes, you know him?”

“Yeah, I know him. He left about a half hour ago, though,” the guy smiled apologetically.

“Do you know where he went?”

The guy furrowed his brows in curiosity, “You a friend of his?”

“Uh, no. He’s in one of my classes and Youngjae said I could find him here,” Hoseok pursed his lips together. Lie. What if this guy was a friend of his? If he heard what he had to say, no doubt Hoseok was going to get punched. Why waste a punch if it isn’t from the one he’s trying to put in place?

“I see. Sorry, bro. He’ll be back in an hour or two. To pass the time, wanna play some pool?” The guy offered a cue stick. 

Shrugging, Hoseok accepted the cue stick, “Sure. What’s your name?” There was something about the guy he couldn’t put his finger on. He’d never seen him around but he felt like he knew him. 

“Jackson.”

Hoseok nodded and introduced himself. “Nice hair,” he also complimented. Hoseok would be crazy if he would dye his hair such a deep red as that (not that he didn’t dream to).

“Thanks, my girl picked it,” he smiled at his own sentence. Hoseok furrowed his brows, “Girlfriend?” 

“Yeah, she’s great. And there she is,” he pointed to the girl who just entered the lounge. When spotting Jackson, she squealed and ran over to hug him. Definitely new couple, Hoseok thought with a fond smile. Watching them made him think of you. Would he ever have that chance with you? To hold hands and hug for hours?

“Meet Y/F/N,” Jackson introduced them. She politely shook his hand with a polite smile. Jackson leaned down to whisper something her in her ear and she nodded with a smile. 

“I wanna play!” She grabbed the nearest cue stick and took the blue chalk for the tip. 

“You mind?” Jackson sighed with a smile. 

“No problem,” Hoseok smiled. He was just waiting for Mark. He didn’t mind company or a few games while he waited. 

“So what class are you guys in?”

“Uh, calculus. I need to ask him for some notes.”

“God, I hate that class,” Jackson grumbled, focusing his eyes on the aim of the stick to the cue ball. 

“You and me both, buddy.”


After a few games and Mark had still not shown up, Hoseok grew impatient. He should just leave. he turned to go before a stern whisper sounded behind him. He turned and saw Y/F/N muttering something to Jackson in a low voice. In response, Jackson sighed.

“Babe, I will!”

“Don’t babe me!”

“Uh, you two okay?” Hoseok asked.

“We’re fine,” Jackson waved him off and Y/F/N continued to frown. 

“What’s the point? If you keep running back to her, why should I be here in the first place? I’m not some girl that you can just have whenever you want,” she crossed her arms.

“I don’t run back! I’m just taking my time.”

“Taking your time? Just break up with her already!”

“Uh, Jackson–”

“And what’s with the Jackson calling? You didn’t even give a reason for me to go along with it! His name is Mark!” 

By then, Y/F/N wasn’t the only one fuming.


DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU? SADKJSDJKAH

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