i wanna know them all

can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know

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He has a 99.99% chance of stealing yo girl

Let me tell you a thing or two about tattooed volleyball boys.

Inspired by this gem of a fic by saigennaku

Bonus:

I’ll just… see myself out then.

kisses from the most beautiful flower to make your day better 🌷🌹🌻🌼

the foxes as quotes from my friend
  • andrew: I just took a test that said I'm the perfect balance between scene and emo
  • neil: anyways I don't have a body or a face or a personality I'm just a concept
  • renee: my kink is loving and supporting my friends
  • dan: everything is a social construct but especially gender you cis fucks
  • allison: I'm just saying if you ever hit my wall again I'm moving out
  • matt: hey guys this is my good friend Nothing
  • nicky: what wedding? I didn't get invited to my own wedding? typical.
  • kevin: mmm slamthatracquet.png
  • aaron: honestly? you could kill me right now and I'd be okay with that
  • seth: as I was leaving my neighbors house I shouted bye! I hope you die!

Lup and Barry running hand in hand up a hill after playing a beautiful duet that they practiced for a year together singlehandedly saved modern romance

heyy guess what series i finally watched

All these people are passed out,
on the floor in my hotel room,
I don’t know half of them,
but they all wanna know me,
and it’s 4 in the morning,
I’m just trying to fix myself,
what the hell did I do?
I’m the life of the party,

Somewhere in between,
who I used to be,
and who I’ll be tomorrow,
when the champagne blows my mind,
Thrills don’t come for free,
price you pay for dreams,
in a sea of strangers,
I can’t find me anymore,

I keep thinking about you,
how you level me out sometimes,
when I’m out of my head,
and I don’t wanna face it,
Said it’s all for a reason,
what the fuck is the reason now?
Coming down,
Bring me back,
I’m the life of the party,

Somewhere in between,
who I used to be,
and who I’ll be tomorrow,
when the champagne blows my mind,
Thrills don’t come for free,
the price you pay for dreams,
in a sea of strangers,
I can’t find me anymore,

Now it’s 4 in the morning,
And I’m trying to fix myself,
what the hell did I do,
I’m the life of the party,
It’s so hard to imagine
Who I’d be if I walked away,
Never know what it’s like
To be the life of the party,
(I’m the life of the party,)

Somewhere in between,
who I used to be,
and who I’ll be tomorrow,
when the champagne blows my mind,
Thrills don’t come for free,
the price you pay for dreams,
in a sea of strangers,
I can’t find me anymore.

Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=Hm_w4JNar-4

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So Newt and Percival spend the night sleeping together inside Newt’s suitcase due to various circumstances. Newt feels comfortable with the arrangement, but Percival is feeling quite awkward. He likes Newt’s creatures and he kinda… Likes Newt (he’s actually developed a crush on the magizoologist but he’s in denial) too, but he’s just feeling a bit out of his usual element and he doesn’t know how to handle feelings.

Come morning, after a peaceful sleep (the most peaceful sleep Percival has ever had after becoming an auror) they woke up at the same time and realize that they’ve been sleeping face to face and really close to each other, parts of their bodies that weren’t supposed to be touching are touching (I mean their hands), and secretly being teenagers, they freak out. Cue awkward morning routine with Newt mostly blushing and Percival discovering feelings. They probably have this conversation at some point:

Newt: “Um, would you like some more coffee, Mr. Graves?”

Percival: “God and he was so cute I was this close to kissing him-… Hm? Oh yes, of course.”

Newt: /accidentally grazes Percival’s hand with his own when giving back his mug/ “oH My GOD I’m so sorry Ididn’tknowwhatcameoverme Mr. Graves I-”

Percival: “Calm down, Mr. Scamander, it’s not like you haven’t touched my hand before and-”

Newt: >////<

Percival: u////u

I want to make a compilation of all the versions of touichirous name people in the mp100 fandom have used but I don’t have the energy for it