i wanna go *o*

Autumn ride together 🍂 Where are they going? 🍁

A Dire Wolf Named Fluffy

Context: I’m DM-ing a homebrew campaign and the party’s half-elf rogue decided to wander through a forest full of wolves by herself.

Me: As you walk through the forest, you hear rustling on your left and right.

Rogue: I wanna keep going.

Me: O-okay, you take a couple of steps and then two wolves leap out at you from either side.

Rogue: *proceeds to one-shot one of the wolves*

Me: As you slash the wolf it lets out a howl of pain, alerting a nearby dire wolf to your presence.

Rogue OOC: *after taking out the other wolf* I wanna tame the dire wolf!

Me: You want to what now!?

Rogue OOC: I throw a piece of meat at the dire wolf. If I feed it, it’ll like me and we can be friends.

Me: You’d have to roll very high to befriend this guy.

Rogue: *rolls nat 20*

Me: OH COME ON! You know what? Fine! The dire wolf, FOR SOME REASON, decides that you THROWING MEAT AT HIM is a good enough reason to eat it and follow you around for the foreseeable future. But I’m making you train him and feed him three rations a day and if you can’t feed him, he’s gonna try and eat you or your party members.

Rogue: I name him Fluffy.

*the other members of the party were not pleased with the new companion that they had to feed*

#MY SONS

first (successful) ith art

rvb high school au where donut, kai, locus, and lopez are all spanish teachers

Donut’s the intro spanish teacher. he speaks in english and only really covers basic elementary level stuff and shows movies a lot. hes a great dude and people like him for his personality but he is Bad at spanish and will google translate stuff he doesnt know or just guess. Does a lot of learning games in his class and gives fun easy worksheets for homework every so often. probably tells his students to call him Franco.

Kai teaches the next level class. she’s a lot better at the actual knowledge of spanish and stuff, but she’s one of those teachers that’s easy to distract by asking a question about literally anything to get her to go off topic and tell a personal story for 80% of the class time. her sentence examples are always…. interesting. at least it helps the students remember things better. she mostly still talks in english bc it’s only level 2 but could switch to spanish if she wanted to and might do it to throw people off if they aren’t listening or are being assholes or whatever. Moderate amount of homework (the workbook she assigned is… unique…) but nothing too hard. Standard tests but still not overly challenging to anyone who studies a little bit. She’s late to class a lot.

Locus is the next level up and is SUCH A SHOCK bc he’s so much more serious and strict than donut and kai. Mostly speaks in spanish when he’s teaching but bc kai and donut were all they have for experience, he’ll sometimes switch to english when he has to. Gives homework every night and his tests cover the typical material at that level but are kinda long and pretty difficult, so his class requires a lot more studying. He’s a native speaker and while he generally sticks to course material PERFECTLY, he’ll add in any cultural dialect differences from what he’s used to vs the book to give the students more variety and so they know that not all spanish phrases translate or are used completely the same in every spanish speaking country. Will teach new material up until a day before the test, and gives a review the day before, as is Standard Protocol. Will kick kids out of his class for talking out of turn.

Lopez: may God help your soul. Locus’ class at least helps prepare the students for the intensity more than Donut or Kai would’ve, but holy jeeze is he intense. He only ever speaks in spanish, refusing ever to speak english, when teaching and gives apathetic lesson lectures every day. if you can follow what he’s saying, he’s kinda funny sometimes when he makes the occasional pessimistic “joke” or snide remark about one of his co workers. assigns a ton of reading and reading questions for homework and his tests are very rigorous and difficult. People wonder if he can even speak English because no one’s ever heard him speak it, but he will give kids detention for smack talking him in english, so clearly he understands it… right? 
(alternatively, he and locus could be switched for the level of intensity. locus would be a Strict Teacher regardless but maybe lopez just. doesnt fucking care bc he hates his job. he still wouldnt speak english but he might just read off a powerpoint and then have people do their homework in class, but his tests would still be hard. Who Knows)

the teacher’s lounge is a Nightmare for Locus and Lopez. Lopez will often try and sneak in to get coffee and then escape to his classroom before donut or kai can find him and talk his ear off (he’s got a 50% success rate. sometimes they catch him in the hall and follow him back to his room). Locus gets there earlier so he tends to miss Kai, but donut is an Early Riser and almost always shows up right next to him with 500 different conversation topics and bad spanish puns at the ready. Locus works on tuning out Donut but even that only works so well.

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A Completely Original And Revolutionary Talent, There Will Never Be Another Like Him

RIP Prince

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The Bips Are In

anonymous asked:

Okay at some point Carolina and wash go back to the wreckage of the moi and go to their lockers and rooms. Carolina hears a sudden scream and rushes to check on wash. He's found his heelies and skateboard. Carolina groans and laughs

When Dylan tells them about the wreckage on Sidewinder—says that it’s still there, abandoned, waiting—Carolina and Wash exchange a look.

The island has been peaceful. Quiet, but not in a way that’s reminiscent of empty halls, corridors for ghosts to pass through. The wind whispers at night through the trees, but the cadence is soft. Soothing. The shadows are not thick with despair here. Rain falls, not in a deluge, but light showers, leaving the air fresh afterwards. Clean. 

They like it here. They’ve adjusted to lush green, to damp earth and blue skies. Neither are prepared for the unforgiving, frozen hell they each left behind.

They both still know they have to go.

and then we’re skipping the fucking angst we’re not gonna talk about it

well actually there is this:

The trek up to the crash site is quiet. 

Every time Carolina expects Epsilon to end the silence, she has to remind herself he’s gone.

soRRY!! moving on:

No fucking way,” Wash says, voice cracking.

Carolina ignores the fear that grabs her throat in a vise. There’s no one here. There’s no one here. Still, her feet drag her closer, as though behind that locked door—bashed in by who knows what, barely hanging on to its hinges now that Wash has forced it open—is some kind of threat. “What?”

Wash laughs, and it sticks in his throat, like the lump that’s been sitting in hers has managed to occupy two spaces at once. “I don’t believe it.”

She steps around the door, and groans. 

It’s his skateboard—and the ridiculous shoes he was so fond of. 

She rolls her eyes. “Seriously?” You scared me, asshole. It wasn’t rational. But a lot of things about this place weren’t.

Wash laughs again; though she doesn’t, Carolina has to admit, his amusement is contagious. It’s good to see him laugh, though she knows it must have hurt, suddenly facing yet another relic of simpler times. 

“I kind of want to bury them,” he says. 

Now she’s laughing. “That is so fucking dramatic.” She wishes Epsilon were here to have heard that. “Besides, you hate snow.”

Their helmets are on—it’s fucking cold—but she can almost see the smile touching his lips, just barely there, cradled in the corner of his mouth. “I really do.”

“Just take them,” she says, tugging gently at his elbow. She wants to leave, while there’s still a good note to end this on. “You can teach Caboose to skate.”

Laughter stutters out of him once again. “That’ll be a fucking mess.”

“It will,” she says. “He’ll love it.”

Caboose accidentally snaps the board in half, but Wash can’t say he really minds.

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Please! I’ve gone back to replaying it (like I do w/ every game I love to catch all the foreshadowing) and recovered all my feelings from the game! I’d really appreciate it cause I wanna see more things on my dash w/o having to go to the tag!

ESPECIALLY PRICEFIELD. I NEED MORE TRAGIC LESBIANS IN MY LIFE.

I was a mega dork/loser/loner/weirdo at school. I remember coming home most afternoons crying because I didn’t belong to a ‘group’. I was bullied, I was socially awkward (still am) I never had the coolest clothes.. I wore smashing pumpkins tshirts (still do), played cello (still do) , read national geographic magazines, had anxiety (still do), had buck teeth & acne. I remember wishing I could be like all the cool kids. My mother always told me to just keep being myself and the right people will come to me. So I kept being myself. S/O anyone who doesn’t compromise themselves. Sorry about the long post. Sometimes I just wanna go back in time and let my 14 y/o self know that it’s gonna be ok. PLEASE PASS ON TO ANY AWKWARD KID OUT THERE

[KH Fic(let)] In Love and War pt. 3 | Terra + Aqua + Ven

summary: A happy ending takes effort. A new beginning requires so much more. Terra, Aqua, Ventus.

Ao3 version here.

yeah I just kinda. hate myself now nbd (◕◡◕✿)

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