i wanna eat you in and out

I’ve got like 14 more asks relating to the weight loss thing and I just wanna say thank you all for your input! I’m not going to post anymore of them but I guess I’ve come to the conclusion that I just need to quit eating crap and cut out sodas. It’s hard to do this sometimes because being a nurse I hardly have time to plan for healthy meals but I’m just gonna have to work it into my schedule.

anonymous asked:

do you think green tea helps with weight loss? i need to lose 35. (to get to 100). how many calories should i do? i wanna lose it asap

Hi yes green tea helps with your weight control, it has many hervs and antioxidants in it, but it doesnt mean you have to live off of only green tea! Make sure you eat enough healthy foods and work out! Around 1000 calories is perfect for weight loss. Stay safe❤

ways the signs say “i love you”

aries: “i’ll wait for you” “what did they say to you?? i’ll kick their ass!” “you did great.”

taurus: “here, have some of my food.” “you don’t have to get me anything.” “i just want to make you happy.”

gemini: “tell me about it, get it all out.” “don’t worry about me!” “i missed you today.”

cancer: “did you eat enough today?” “how are you feeling?” “you make me so happy.”

leo: “i feel comfortable around you.” “you always look gorgeous.” “you’re mine.”

virgo: “how can i help you?” “please don’t worry.” “wanna talk about it?”

libra: “you’re perfect.” “i bought you this, just because.” “i’ll always be there for you, no matter what.”

scorpio: “are you warm enough?” “i miss you.” “i forgive you.”

sagittarius: “come with me.” “i saw this, and thought of you.” “i can see a future with you.”

capricorn: “you are always good enough.” “you make everything seem better than it is.” “i love seeing you succeed.”

aquarius: “you’re hilarious!” “i just feel like i can say anything around you!” “will you help me do it?” 

pisces: “how did you sleep?” “i don’t care what we do, as long as we’re together.” “i will never leave you.”

An Emo (Pop Punk) Christmas

Just a compiled lists of christmas songs/covers:

All I Want For Christmas Is You - My Chemical Romance

Every Snowflake Is Different (Just Like You) - My Chemical Romance

Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass - All Time Low

Fool’s Holiday - All Time Low

White Christmas - Panic! At The Disco

Sickly Sweet Holidays - Dallon Weekes    (Bonus ft:Amelie Weekes)

Christmas Drag - Dallon Weekes

Don’t Jump (It’s Christmas) - Dallon Weekes

Yule Shoot Your Eye Out - Fall Out Boy

What’s This? - Fall Out Boy

Christmas Time Is Here(Live) - Fall Out Boy

Nothing For Christmas - New Found Glory

Ex-Miss - New Found Glory

This Christmas - The Summer Set

Christmas Lights - Yellowcard

I Don’t Wanna Spend Another Christmas Without You - The Ready Set

I Won’t Be Home For Christmas - Blink-182

Happy Holidays, You Bastards - Blink-182

Xmas Sux-Frank Iero

Don’t Shoot Me Santa - The Killers

O Holy Night - Brand New

Right Where You Want Me To Be - A Day To Remember

Last Christmas - Jimmy Eat World

Ho Ho Hopefully - The Maine

Do You Hear What I Hear? - William Beckett

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays - Issues

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Bowling For Soup

O Come, O Come, Emmanuel - Tyler Joseph

Christmas By The Phone - Good Charlotte

Merry Christmas, I Missed You So - Taking Back Sunday

My Christmas List - Simple Plan

30 Days - Nevershoutnever

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - The Academy Is…

Winter Passing - The Academy Is…

This Christmas (I’ll Burn It To The Ground) - Set It Off

Bonus:

Brendon Urie singing Christmas songs on periscope 

Seasons Greetings from:

  Cobra Starship

Panic! At The Disco 

Fall Out Boy

Ryan Ross

so i’m catching up on the one point korean lessons and is no one talking about the fact that jackson said ‘라면 먹고 갈래’/wanna go eat ramen (the korean equivalent of netflix and chill) AGAIN and stared at jaebum while everyone else was just awkwardly silent or did i just miss the memo bc like

i’m sorry if you can’t read korean but like look at hIS FACE AND THEN JUST

BAMBAM EITHER TRYING TO DIFFUSE THE SITUATION OR NOT UNDERSTANDING AND THEN THE CHERRY ON TOP IN CASE YOU DIDN’T NOTICE

tHIS SHIT????? jackbum just WTF LOOK AT THEM i’m out

PIXAR’S UP STARTER SENTENCES. 

  • ❝ Adventure is out there. ❞ 
  • ❝ What’s wrong? Can’t you talk? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, I don’t bite… ❞
  • ❝ You and me, we’re in a club now. ❞  
  • ❝ You have to swear you will not tell ANYONE. ❞
  • ❝ South America. It’s like America…but south. ❞
  • ❝ You know, you don’t talk very much…I like you! ❞
  • ❝ Take a bath, hippie. ❞
  • ❝ You don’t seem like a public menace to me. ❞
  • ❝ What are you doing out here? ❞
  • ❝ Please let me in. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t touch that! ❞
  • ❝ Well that’s not gonna work. ❞
  • ❝ Whew! I thought you were dead. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, let’s play a game. It’s called: see who can be quiet the longest. ❞
  • ❝ I’m tiiiired. My knee hurts. My elbow hurts and I have to go the bathroom. ❞
  • ❝ But I didn’t have to go then! ❞
  • ❝ I don’t wanna walk anymore. Can we stop? ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], if you don’t hurry up the tigers will eat you. ❞
  • ❝ There’s no tigers in South America. Zoology. ❞
  • ❝ What is that thing?! ❞
  • ❝ No! Stop! That tickles! ❞ 
  • ❝ That doesn’t even rhyme. ❞
  • ❝ I see you back there. ❞ 
  • ❝ Go annoy someone else for a while. ❞ 
  • ❝ Uhhh…we’re not allowed to have dogs in my apartment. ❞
  • ❝ Did that dog just say ‘hi there’? ❞
  • ❝ I just met you and I love you. ❞
  • ❝ Can we keep him/her? Please! Please! Please! ❞
  • ❝ Can I tell you a secret? ❞
  • ❝ Hey, why don’t you get some sleep. ❞
  • ❝ What have I gotten myself into? ❞
  • ❝ We better get moving. ❞
  • ❝ You must be tired. Hungry? ❞
  • ❝ I like you temporarily. ❞
  • ❝ I do not like the cone of shame. ❞
  • ❝ Are you sure I’m not a bother? I’d hate to impose. ❞
  • ❝ You really must stay. I insist. ❞
  • ❝ We have so much to talk about. ❞
  • ❝ Give me your hand! ❞
  • ❝ This is great. I finally meet my childhood hero and he tries to kill us. ❞
  • ❝ It might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most. ❞ 
  • ❝ Run, [ name ], run! ❞
  • ❝ This is none of my concern. ❞
  • ❝ I didn’t ask for any of this! ❞
  • ❝ I was hiding under your porch because I love you. ❞
  • ❝ Can I stay? ❞
  • ❝ I am your master. ❞
  • ❝ You are my master. ❞
  • ❝ Let me go! ❞
  • ❝ Scream all you want, [ name ], no one can hear you. ❞
  • ❝ Where are you going?! I’m not finished with you! ❞
  • ❝ I want to help. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want your help! …I want you safe. ❞
  • ❝ I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow. ❞
  • ❝ Hey, [ name ]! You’re cheating! ❞
  • ❝ Maybe I need new glasses. ❞
ToG Valentine's Day Greeting Cards!
  • Manon: I want to eat your heart out.
  • Dorian: Let me give you a magic hand this Valentine's Day.
  • Chaol: I'm Chaol Westfallin for you.
  • Aelin: Let me be your fireheart.
  • Rowan: I've got a big hawk for you this Valentine's Day.
  • Asterin: I wanna be UNCLEAN with you.
  • Lorcan: I'm Hellas over heels for you.
  • Elide: You make me weak in the ankles, Valentine.
  • Maeve: I love you so much I could lock you in an iron box and throw away the key.
  • Nehemiah: I'd die for you, Valentine.
  • Aedion: I want to pillage your village.
  • Fenrys: I'd take a blood oath for you, Valentine.
  • Gavriel: I'd be lion if I said I wasn't into you.
  • Lysandra: I'll be whatever you want this Valentine's Day. No seriously. I can literally be whatever you want.
  • Erawan: I wanna implant you this Valgentine's Day.
  • Sam: It's torture just thinking of you.
  • Rolfe: I'd let you ride my Sea Dragon.
  • [thanks to @hermajestymanon and @itach-I for helping me with this]

hey so i just wanna say that if your mental illness(es) make it hard to shower, or clean your room, or brush your hair, or brush your teeth, or take out the garbage, or do the laundry, or eat well, or exercise, or maintain a healthy sleep schedule, or do any other regular habit expected of independent individuals, you are NOT gross or lazy or pathetic! you are trying your best and while these are very important things that we should all strive for, if you aren’t fully able to do all of these as much as you wish you could, it is not your fault and anyone who judges or shames you is not treating you with the compassion and understanding you deserve.

you deserve people in your life who support you in improving yourself and genuinely help you face your challenges. and you deserve to treat yourself with kindness and understanding.

stay strong my friends ❤️

Fates Supports In A Nutshell: Royals Edition

If these go over well I may do some more. These were fun to make. [Long post ahead]

EDIT: Version 2 is here! (opposite couples)

Takumi + Elise

-C support-

  • Elise: Play with m–
  • Takumi: NO.

-B- support-

  • Elise: Are you sure you don’t wanna look at–
  • Takumi: NO. NO. NO.

-A support-

  • Takumi: Last time, I was kind of a jerk, so sorry or whatever.
  • Elise: LOL NO PROB KIDDO! LET’S EAT SNACKS!

-S support-

  • Elise: Takumiiiii let’s hang out!
  • Takumi: COOL. I FREAKING LOVE YOU AND WILL RUN AWAY WITH YOU IF I HAVE TO.

Ryoma + Camilla

-C support-

  • Camilla: This is awkward.
  • Ryoma: Indeed.

-B support-

  • Ryoma: You’re smothering Corrin.
  • Camilla: I’m going to ask Corrin to decide whether or not that’s true.

-A support-

  • Ryoma: You know what, let’s forget everything that happened before.
  • Camilla: Couldn’t agree more!

-S support-

  • Ryoma: BE WITH ME AND UNITE THE GREATEST KINGDOMS IN ALL THE WORLD!
  • Camilla: Sex now, talk later.

Leo + Sakura

-C support-

  • Sakura: I hate fighting.
  • Leo: Stay off the battlefield then.

-B support-

  • Sakura: Let me in your club.
  • Leo: No.

-A support-

  • Leo: You’re a nervous little hamster but you’ve earned my praise.
  • Sakura: T-Thank you…

-S support-

  • Sakura: Oh Prince Leo, I love you too!
  • Leo: Great let’s go for a walk.

Xander + Hinoka

-C support-

  • Hinoka: Help there’s a thing.
  • Xander: You don’t know nothing, you didn’t see nothing.

-B support-

  • Hinoka: I freaked out for no reason! Nothing happened!
  • Xander: I will gladly sit here and listen to you !@#$%^&* about it.

-A support-

  • Hinoka: You’re an awesome dude. Wanna ride my pegasus?
  • Xander: /GLORY TO NOHR intensifies/

-S support-

  • Xander: You, me, food, marriage.
  • Hinoka: Let’s do this!
Signs as things my boyfriend has said to me

Aries- “you know how they have daddy kinks, we should make an uncle kink.”

Taurus- “it sure is pretty hot out here, sweating a storm”(it was 10 degrees)

Gemini- “I wish my neck was as long as a giraffes, maybe then people would get out of my way”

Cancer- “you kind of look like a dead corpse today”

Leo- “pet me like you wanna give me a bath”

Virgo- “whether I die or not this will be fun”

Libra- “I bet you’re only wearing that eyeshadow to hide your eye bags”

Scorpio- “I’m literally smiling through the pain”(talking about how his mac and cheese wouldn’t cool right)

Sagittarius-“ if you don’t want a stupid answer then don’t ask a stupid question”

Capricorn- “I’m tired of eating carrots to make my eye sight better when alcohol can make my vision double anytime”

Aquarius- “im a dolphin…bark”

Pisces- “don’t underestimate the power of orangutans. ”

Spending days off w/ Harry include..
  • Waking up to him stroking your hair
  • “Your mornin’ breath is horrid, love”
  • Playfully punching his shoulder.
  • Brushing your teeth together w/ him trying to give you frothy toothpaste kisses
  • “EW HARRY. THAT’S GROSS”
  • Spending the entire day binge-watching shows and movies on Netflix.
  • “Babe. Babe! BABEEEEEE.”
  • “WHAT”
  • “’M hungry.”
  • Ordering food because you’re both too lazy to get up off your lazy asses to cook.
  • Pushing each other out of the way to get to the door first when the delivery person rings the doorbell.
  • Harry picking you up to put you behind him and beating you to the door with a big smirk on his face.
  • Smacking his bum because “HEY. I WAS THERE FIRST.”
  • Sitting on the couch with your legs draped over his lap while you eat.
  • “I wanna try that.”
  • Him feeding you some of his food and pecking your nose after.
  • Laying on the couch with full, happy tummies.
  • Nuzzling your head into his shoulder while he pulls you closer to him.
  • Kisses to your head.
  • More kisses.
  • ALL THE KISSES.
  • Falling asleep in his arms while watching Netflix.

anonymous asked:

What is the most amazing, kinkest smut you've ever read? What about one you've written??

oooh my gooood do you really wanna be asking me that?? :’))) LET’S GET STARTED!

So, I’ll start with the kinkiest things I’ve written since it won’t be that long of a list.

View From 4-B - Hoseok fic where he watches you through your window riding your pillow to get off, thinks you don’t know but you’re secretly putting on a show because you like when he watches.

Good Boy, Hoseok - sub!Hoseok pet play smut where he comes in you, then eats you out while you ride his face because you’re punishing him for finishing first. :)

Costume - Hoseok smut with a hybrid!you when you’re in heat and practically pounce him. It’s kinky because he doesn’t know you’re a wolf, hehehehe.

Petty Revenge - Hoseok makes you cream on Yoongi’s desk because he’s mad at him.

Red Silk - Jimin fucks you wearing your panties.

Ride POV 01 & Ride POV 02 - You and a friend basically torture sub!Jimin and double ride him (face & dick) to use him in getting off.

Voyeur - Literally nonsense. You want to steal Jimin’s sweater and end up hiding in his closest while him and Taehyung fuck on the bed, get caught, then enters Yoongi. Yoongi and Taehyung eat you out at the same time while Jimin instigates everything.

Spank Bank - This one isn’t as kinky, just skype sex with Jimin… but i still like it. lmfao

The Client - Giving Namjoon a panty job smut.

Play Thing - sub!namjoon where you literally push him to his limits… but he’s still a good boy. ;)

Hide & Tease - Yoongi smut when he eats you out beneath the desk in front of your boss.

Validation - Jackson hybrid smut… not really kinky I am just a slut for hybrid fics. hehe

The Client Vol. 2 - Jackson smut involving an ass job.

Flesh - JB smut with literally all my favorite things…. daddy kink, panty kisses, ass play, bondage, praise kink, pussy and ass worship, and the list goes on… lmaoo

Backseat - pierced!JB where he fucks you in the back in Jinyoung’s car while otw to pick up Jackson hehehe

Rain Drops - More pierced!JB but this time you’re in the front of Jaebum’s car with Jinyoung and Jackson in the back sucking D

Good Kitty - Pet play and ass play Jaebum smut.

Press Record - Jennie smut where she records you to post online.

Pillows - Pillow riding with Krystal smut.

Please, Sir - Gun play smut with Jooheon

Show Off - Wonho smut where he fucks you in front of Minhyuk.

OKAY NOW TO THE ACTUAL GOOD STUFF… kinky things I’ve read :)

Out of The Blue - hybrid Jungkook smut I LITERALLY JUST GOT DONE READING THIS. I’m linking the second part because there’s a link for the first but holy shit??? THE BEST HYBRID SMUT EVER.

Territory - dog boy Taehyung smut THAT KILLED ME.

Monster Under My Bed - Incubus Jaebum smut omg

Unwind - thigh riding Jungkook smut yasss

Magnetic - Jaebum smut where he fucks you in front of Jackson

Fitting Room Adventures - Hoseok smut where you get it on in the dressing room.

Ruthlessly - JB smut where you walk in on him touching himself and then… whew.

Secret Desires - Move theater sex with Jimin.

All Night - Irene smut where a tickle fight turns into ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

For a Good Time, Call: The Horndog - Jimin smut omg just read it.

Punishment - sub!jimin/you & Namjoon.

Friendship Goals - Taehyung & Yoongi smut. One of my favorite smuts of all time.

In Bloom - Jungkook wolf smut which is incredible but I am also a slut for werewolf au (and it’s also incredible).

Mirrors - Mirror sex with Hobi and its really nasty and i love it omg (dirty talk is my weakness hehehe)

MASKED - FUCKING HOLY GRAIL OF HOBI SMUTS.

Day off Pt. 1 & Pt. 2 - OMG. Yoongi and Namjoon poly smut. It’s perfect.

Showtime, Playtime - Movie theater sex with Namjoon.

Catch 22 Pt. 1 & Pt. 2 - Yoongi and Jimin poly smut.

Lesson Learned - dom Yoongi smut.

Who’s The best? V Vers. & Jimin Vers. - Taehyung and Jimin trying to make their partner moan louder. hehe

Forbidden - Hoseok smut where he is your older brother’s best friend and I LIVE FOR THESE AU’S.

Dangerous Dance - Hoseok smut where he makes you keep a vibrator in all night.

Kitten - The best professor JB smut ever D’:

Wild Fire - sub!Solar and dom!reader omg 

Officer - cop!Jinyoung banging you in his car. whew.

Cum Cum Kitty Kitty - Mark pet play smut.

Outlines - Taehyung skype sex.

ahh I am forgetting a lot but as I switched blogs, I lost a lot of my likes TT anyway, hope this will do for now! IF ANYONE HAS ANY KINKY HOBI SMUT, SEND IT MY WAY. :)

Being married to Taehyung means

A/N: no one requested this but i was thinking about domestic tae and this happened

  • you could get sick and throw up one morning and he’ll convince himself you’re pregnant
  • and before you can even get to the pharmacy to buy a pregnancy test he already has a blueprint for a crib he’s gonna build
  • he’s terrible about doing the dishes but you’re terrible about cooking so you just share the burden
  • so he makes dinner in the evening before you come home and after you eat you do the dishes
  • and he always wakes up after you so you have to be quiet getting out of bed
  • but then when he finally gets up for breakfast he always has a huge smile on his face and greets you w a “good morning i love you”
  • he will use the bathroom w the door open, that’s just the way it is
  • like he could be in there taking a shower and he’ll leave the door wide open just in case you wanna join
  • but he could also be in there taking a poop and he keeps the door open just in case he needs you to toss him another roll of toilet paper
  • he is absolutely the type where he buys build-it-yourself furniture and insists he can do it without looking at the instructions
  • “tae, it says you have to screw this part in before you can put those two together”
  • “babe, i know what i’m doing”
  • and then he makes a mess and you finally convince him to let you help him
  • he’s also the type to be out with jungkook or jimin or whoever and see something that he knows you’d like
  • and when he goes to buy it he tells the cashier about you
  • “it’s for my wife”
  • “that’s nice sir. cash or credit?”
  • “credit. she really likes these, she taught me about them when i first met her”
  • “that’s nice sir”
  • “she’s really smart”
  • “that’s nice sir”
  • he’s the type to insist on a family bbq day even though he barely knows how to work the grill because it helps you all bond
  • he’s always singing around the house and sometimes you’ll be reading or watching tv or whatever else and he’ll just come up to you and sing to you until you laugh or sing along or kiss him just to shut him up
  • and he thinks every single day with you is a gift and he’s so happy he gets to spend the rest of his life with you
things said to or by my siblings:
  • “They break your heart, I break their face. Simple as that.”
  • “Trust me, I know people.”
  • “I SAID DON’T TOUCH ME!”
  • “I’m hugging you, shut up.”
  • “Oh my god are you hugging me?”
  • “Stop doing that it’s creepy.”
  • “YOU JUST LICKED ME! SHE JUST LICKED ME!!”
  • “I tolerate you.”
  • “See this is why we can’t have nice things.”
  • “Ok but look, sometimes he gets off in his own little world all alone where he doesn’t care about anyone else. You don’t wanna be like that. No one likes that person.”
  • “If you do that again I’m hitting you…”
  • “I’M TELLING MOM!”
  • “So you’re telling me that…. You didn’t eat this because you thought it was mine, and I didn’t eat it thinking it was yours… Oh I’m eating this now.”
  • “Get out of my head please.”
  • “W h a t are you wearing?”
  • “Is that my shirt? That’s my shirt isn’t it….”
  • “No you can’t have my pants, I need them.”
  • “Eh, just go grab something from the closet and you’ll be fine.”
  • “I need you to dress me today.”
  • “I’m wearing your shirt. It’s mine now.”
  • “Would you stop taking my clothes with out asking?!”
  • “Oh hey I was looking for that…”
korrasami
  • korra: So where do you wanna eat?
  • asami: Anywhere is fine.
  • korra: How about we eat out?
  • asami: *blushing profusely* o-oh my um well this is a little short on notice and i didn't prepa-
  • korra: Sounds good huh?
  • asami: u-um yes.
  • asami's head: HolY sHIT woW i FEel REally Hot RN Holy SHit
  • korra: Great! How about noodles.
  • asami: What.
  • korra: Noodlessssss
  • asami: (ಠ_ಠ)
Signs as things my boyfriend has said to me

Aries- “you know how they have daddy kinks, we should make an uncle kink.”

Taurus- “it sure is pretty hot out here, sweating a storm”(it was 10 degrees)

Gemini- “I wish my neck was as long as a giraffes, maybe then people would get out of my way”

Cancer- “you kind of look like a dead corpse today”

Keep reading

Every Widowtracer Fic Ever
  • Widow: wow I sure hope nothing gets in the way of me shooting the fuck out of this guy
  • Tracer: HOI THERE LUV
  • Widow: I'm gonna kick your ass
  • Tracer: I'm gonna eat yours!
  • Widow: ....
  • Tracer: ....
  • A half an hour of making out later
  • Reaper: wtf
  • Tracer: Shit biscuits
  • Widow: lol you're fucked
  • Reaper: I'm gonna kill both you damn lesbians
  • Widow: fuck
  • One escape scene later
  • Tracer: I CANT BELIEVE WE GOT SHOT BECAUSE WE WERE TOO BUSY BEING GAY
  • Widow: Lena, I'm dying
  • Tracer: DONT WORRY LUV I KNOW A DOCTOR
  • Mercy: wtf Lena get zat damn spider out of my house
  • Tracer: Aw but Angie, I'm just so gay
  • Mercy: Fine, but no fucking
  • 5 minutes later
  • Widow: Hey, Sonichu, wanna fuck?
  • Tracer: WOULD I?!?!?
  • That's it that's the whole story

If you wanna watch videos of ppl trying out weird and unique food, but can’t stand it when the ppl in the videos always do gagging noises and basically insult other cultures food, I really recommend emmymadeinjapan instead.

She tries out everything from bugs to prison recipes and she does it always in a respectful mature manner while still being very adorable and describing the flavour and texture in very nice ways.

Heck she even forced herself to eat scandinavian licorice despite absolutely hating licorice. So I srsly really recommend this youtube channel for ppl who suffer from emetophobia but want to like enjoy watch food themed videos.