i wanna eat the little people

tELL PEOPLE HOW YOU FEEL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE I AM BEGGING YOU. UNSAID FEELINGS ARE THE FUCKIN WORST AND THEY WILL KILL YOU, COMPLETELY EAT YOU UP INSIDE AND MAKE YOU ROT AWAY. YOU GOTTA TELL PEOPLE HOW YOU FEEL, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT WHEN IT HAPPENS. TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM, TELL THEM YOU WANNA MAKE THEM HAPPY, TELL THEM YOU MISS THEM, TELL THEM YOU DONT LIKE HOW THEY TREAT YOU, TELL THEM YOU FEEL SAD AND NEED HELP. PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU SAY EVEN IF IT HURTS A LITTLE AT FIRST. HONESTY IS REAL AND BEAUTIFUL AND FEELINGS THAT ARE SAID AND ACKNOWLEDGED EVEN IF THEYRE UNREQUITED ARE FUCKING RAW AND BEAUTIFUL AND HEY, AT LEAST YOU GOT IT OFF YOUR CHEST. SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE HONEST WITH HOW YOU FEEL. LIFE IS FAR TOO SHORT TO HIDE BEHIND THE FEAR OF SOMEONE BEING MAD OR NOT FEELING THE SAME WAY. I PROMISE YOU. LIFE IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE SMALL RISKS OF SAYING HOW YOU FEEL. SO GO DO IT. SAY IT. I PROMISE ITLL BE WORTH IT. YOULL SEE.

I"m tired of feeling like I’m too much. Like I care too much. Like I drink too much. Like I love too much. Like I’m sad too much. Like I break too much. Like I push people away too much. Like I question everything too much. Like I fuck up too much. Like I fall in love too much. Like I blame myself too much. Like I eat too much. Like I feel alone too much. I just want someone to tell me, “You’re not too much for me to handle. You’re not too little. You’re perfect for me.” I wanna stop overflowing, I wanna just be. I want to feel wanted. I want to stop choosing people that try to fill their holes with pieces of me, because I’ll never fit right. I want someone who just wants me to be me.
—  I’m tired of collapsing
WEREWOLF AU'S
  • “dude i know youre a werewolf and all but seriously that freaking howl laughter you do is so fucking extra and i cant take it anymore”
  • “you being part dog has its perks, mostly for me because whenever i toss something away your eyes follow it and you perk up like you want to chase it but restrict yourself and its honestly the cutest fucking thing ive ever seen”
  • “honestly though i hate my pack so much, like theyre a bunch of assholes but i ran into you on a full moon run in the forest and idk u seem pretty cool. wanna go hunting or scare some people or some shit? i know this sick ass lake thats always really warm, i can show you”
  • “yes i understand im a big bad werewolf now but really i dont want to hurt those cute little rabbits and deer, cant we just wait until we transform back to eat? thats not how it works? well cant i just eat before i transform so i wont be hungry–im sorry im just new at this and im sorta trying to go vegetarian here–”
  • “babe you know i love you and i would give up my life for yours but i sWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE DOG TOY FOR MY BIRTHDAY IM GONNA PUNCH YOU SQUARE IN THE FACE”
  • “look im not a supernatural fanatic or anything but i swear man every time this kid next to me gets frustrated they actually growl and it sounds just like some rabid steroid induced dog, and im not saying their a werewolf man but theyre totally a werewolf
  • a werewolf getting personally offended when someone says they’re not a dog person
  • “as a werewolf i can personally talk to dogs and boyohboy does ur little pug have some tea to spill…"
  • “alternatively, i find you to be really superduper adorable and whenever i come over your little dog goes off on rants to me about the cute embarrassing stuff that you do when your home alone and honestly I wake up every day for these chats”
  • “when I saw you climbing out of the stream I was fishing in dirty, wet, and naked, I assumed you had just survived some kind of intense mob hit or something but really you had just detransformed from a werewolf after you were playing in the water trying to catch a fish, and ultimately failing. nice ass, by the way.”

one of the saddest things is hanging out with my mom and her friends and watching grown ass, 45-50 year old woman order child-sized portions at restaurants and cut their food into tiny pieces and pick at a fucking SIDE SALAD and talk about gaining weight as they get older, making half-hearted, insecure-toned jokes about their figure. it makes me so sad.
why are we telling older women they aren’t allowed to age as people do? why are we pushing diet culture on women who have bore children and raised them to adulthood and taught them how to eat properly?
i just wanna tell them it’s okay to eat enough for a grown woman. it doesn’t make u a bad person if you gain a little pudge around your middle when you’re pushing 60. i’m sad now thinking about this

I’m so sick of this “all food is good food” bullshit.

No. It’s fucking not.

Every wanna be fitspo person on here wants to post about how its ok to eat ice cream and cookies and pizza and whatever they fuck you want as long as you do it in moderation.

Well guess what, not everyone can fucking do that. I know in your little perfect world where you’ve never been a pound overweight that cookies and pizza are just things that taste good and have 0 repercussions on your physical or mental health. 

But this is where practical experience beats shit you read in a text book every time. Ask anyone who’s ever worked with people with serious weight loss goals, sugar is ABSOLUTELY a trigger food for most people that will lead to binging. And you know what, the occasional binge wont be catastrophic for most people, but it will keep them from reaching their goals and it will definitely be catastrophic to some. 

There is no NEED for a human being to eat processed sugar, ever. Now I know that could be said for a lot of things, but processed sugar has been shown to cause the similar reactions in the brain as addictive chemical substances. 

So for all of you people out there struggling to keep your weight down, I got your fucking back. Don’t eat cookies because some skinny girl on the internet said it was ok. 

OKAY EVERYONE IMMA LEARN YOU A THING

SO LETS SAY THE WHOLE ENTIRETY OF EXISTENCE IS AN APPLE PIE

WOO APPLE PIE RIGHT?

NOW RELIGION IS US TINY LITTLE HUMANS TRYING TO EAT THIS PIE RIGHT?

SO SOME OF US ARE LIKE : YEAH, I CAN EAT THIS WHOLE PIE WITH NOTHIN BUT A FORK AND IMMA CALL IT THE UNIVERSE AND THATS AS COMPLEX AS IT NEEDS TO BE.

NUT OTHER PEOPLE ARE LIKE, YES, BUT IM GONNA CALL IT A CAPITAL G GOD AND EAT IT WITH MY FORK.

LOOKS DIFFERENT BUT IS STILL AN APPLE PIE RIGHT?

NOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE LIKE, MAYBE I DONT WANNA EAT THIS WHOLE PIE IN AT ONCE. NAYBE ILL CUT IT UP AND GIVE EACH SLICE A DIFFERENT NAME (EX: THE GREEK PANTHEON)

STILL AN APPLE PIE THOUGH RIGHT? JUST EASIER TO CONSUME..

NOW YOU CAN CUT IT HOWEVER YOU WANT AND GIVE IT WHAT EVER NAME/S YOU WANT (POLYTHEISTIC) , BUT EXISTENCE IS STILL THE PIE AND YOUR PRORBABLY GONNA EAT IT (RELIGION).  NOW YOU CAN CHOOSE NOT TO EAT IT CAUSE THE PIE DOESNT APPEAL TO YOU (AGNOSTIC/ATHEIST) AND THATS OKAY TOO BUT YOU STILL ACKNOWLEDGE THE ESISTENCE OF THE PIE OF EXISTENCE.

tHANK YOU THAT IS ALL.

things said to or by my siblings:
  • “They break your heart, I break their face. Simple as that.”
  • “Trust me, I know people.”
  • “I SAID DON’T TOUCH ME!”
  • “I’m hugging you, shut up.”
  • “Oh my god are you hugging me?”
  • “Stop doing that it’s creepy.”
  • “YOU JUST LICKED ME! SHE JUST LICKED ME!!”
  • “I tolerate you.”
  • “See this is why we can’t have nice things.”
  • “Ok but look, sometimes he gets off in his own little world all alone where he doesn’t care about anyone else. You don’t wanna be like that. No one likes that person.”
  • “If you do that again I’m hitting you…”
  • “I’M TELLING MOM!”
  • “So you’re telling me that…. You didn’t eat this because you thought it was mine, and I didn’t eat it thinking it was yours… Oh I’m eating this now.”
  • “Get out of my head please.”
  • “W h a t are you wearing?”
  • “Is that my shirt? That’s my shirt isn’t it….”
  • “No you can’t have my pants, I need them.”
  • “Eh, just go grab something from the closet and you’ll be fine.”
  • “I need you to dress me today.”
  • “I’m wearing your shirt. It’s mine now.”
  • “Would you stop taking my clothes with out asking?!”
  • “Oh hey I was looking for that…”
horror movie starter sentences

“I just love a man who gives you head - and lets you keep it!”
“It’s alive! It’s alive!”
“We’re going to need a lot of bullets.”
“I am the devil and I am here to do the devil’s work.”
“Heeeere’s Johnny!”
“My mummy always said there were no monsters– no real ones– but there are.”
“That cold ain’t the weather. That’s death approaching.”
“…and remember. The next scream you hear may be your own!”
“They won’t stay dead.”
“When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth.”
“In space, nobody can hear you scream.”
“I warned you not to go out tonight.”
“It started in May in a small town. And every month after that whenever the moon was full… it came back.”
“Be afraid. Be very afraid.”
“Suicide is like the ultimate ‘fuck you’.”
“Ding dong. You’re dead.”
“Humans are such easy prey.”
"The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is…they’re dead.”
“You have the right to remain silent. Forever.”
“He’s in town with a few days to kill.”
“Oh yes, there will be blood.”
“You are who you eat.”
“Something has found us.”
“What an excellent day for an exorcism.”
“Drink from me. And live forever.”
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
“We all go a little mad sometimes.”
“They’re here…”
“I wanna play a game.”
“I see dead people.”
“I think we’ll start with a reign of terror.”
“Do you have to open graves to find girls to fall in love with?”
“We all go a little mad sometimes… Haven’t you?”

“Have you ever thought about doing, like, a video tour of your house?”

“You think people would wanna see my house?” Dan asks as he fits the key into the lock. His front door swings open soundlessly. Inside it’s dark, with only a little bit of illumination from the kitchen to light their way as they step over the threshold. Dan still isn’t quite used to living alone. He always half expects Barry to walk around the corner, eating cereal in his underwear or otherwise doing Barry things.

“Man, I love your house!” Arin enthuses as Dan sets about flipping on light switches. “It’s got good, like- what’s the word? You know, when a place has good vibes?”

“I think you’re thinking of feng shui?” Dan preens a little. He likes his place, too. It’s definitely a reflection of who he is, so to hear Arin praise it gives him something akin to the warm and fuzzies.

He loops his arm through Arin’s, starts to lead him toward a door at the end of the hall. “I like to do my writing in here,” he explains. “It’s peaceful and stuff.”

Arin breaks away from him as soon as they enter the room, makes a beeline for the nearest stack of papers. Dan doesn’t think to stop him. He lets Arin look around while he searches for what Arin actually came to see- the beginnings of a new Starbomb song. None of them have done any formal writing for a third album but Dan was struck with inspiration. He figures Arin may be able to flesh it out, turn it into something tangible.

He’s still searching when he hears Arin gasp behind him, and then a muttered, “Whoa.”

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anonymous asked:

Headcannons of truth or dare with the gang please!!!!!thank u loveeee❤️💞

YES


- everyone is one fucking edge
- Dally has his leg bouncing up and down
- Johnny and Pony are chewing their nails
- it’s a mess
- at least five of the guys get dared to kiss you
- let’s be real tho u don’t mind
- Two bit is always the one to do the best and scariest fucking dares
- ‘Hey Dally you like ur pants?’
- ‘Uh ya I guess.’
- 'That’s nice…take em off and run up and down the street. That includes ur tighty whities.’
- 'Fuck you man.’
- JOHNNY IS LITERALLY AN EVIL FUCKING GENIUS
- HES THE GUY THAT DARES PEOPLE TO EAT SHIT
- LITERAL SHIT
- Okokokokokokok Dallas does the best truths because some how he knows everything
- EVERYTHING
- pony is just the teeny tiny innocent little squish
- HE GLARES THO LIKE WHO TF U THINK U IS TELLING HIM TO DO THAT
- Steve is the type of little shit to ask for a dare cuz he doesn’t wanna seem weak and goes the fuck through with it
- he was once dared to streak at the supermarket
- that’s how he is now known as Streakin Steven
Also market molester by the tween girls
- Soda is just there for the laughs honestly
- BUT BE IS A LITTLE BITCH TO DARRY
- HE MAKES HIM DO THE WORST THINGS
- lol darry smart tho
- his dares are just him telling the boys to do the jobs he has to do
- 'Dallas I dare you to mow the lawn in under 20 minutes…ur time starts now.’
- it’s great tbh
- OK SO MUCH CURSING BUT LIKE WEIRD COMBINATIONS OF CURSE WORDS
- 'FUCK SHIT DICKS.’
- 'HOLY FUCK DICKS.’
- Dallas tries to get you to kiss him
- so does Steve
- and Soda
- SOMEHOW THEY GET THE IDEA THAT MAKING YOU LOOSE ALL UR CLOTHING WOULD BE FUNNY
- 'I dare you to take ur underwear off and give it to Dallas.’
- 'You did not Soda.’
- 'Oh but he did.’
- Dally still has ur underwear
- Darry leaves once things start getting 😏😏
- YOOO THIS SHIT STARTS GETTIN DIRTY
- BUT LIKE YOU FUCKIN RETALIATE
- 'Soda I dare you to kiss Dallas…on the lips.’
- all of you are almost if not completely naked by the end
- they like lose the trust they had for each other
- it takes them a good week until they can look at each other the same
- Dallas still can’t look at Soda the same
- Johnny is just happy he isn’t pregnant with a garden gnome
- …it’s a long story
- And Pony is real glad no one was driving down that street
- it was real traumatic for all of them
- Darry still can’t get the image out of his mind of Soda grinding against the neighbor’s tree until he came out with a cane
- or Pony kissing that squirrel

anonymous asked:

Do you have any headcanons on evak + kollektivet? even definitely spends pretty much all his time there and kinda becomes a fifth roommate, in my mind

Oh my gosh hells yeah he does.

  • Oh dear the Kollektivet actually joke about that a lot. Like they will constantly talk about the ‘fifth housemate’ and Isak is just like “guyyys come on I thought you like Even?” and they are all “Oh yeah we love him. We were talking about you.” and Isak is just like “excuuuuse meee? I am the best fucking housemate EVER!” and then this causes them all to list like everything that makes Isak a terrible housemate and then Even comes home over and walks in and is like “Oh what are you guys talking about” he says this as he kisses a grumpy and appalled Isak on the lips and puts his arm around him. (I love husbands) “Oh we’re just explaining all the reasons Isak sucks at being a housemate” Linn says enjoying this quite a lot. Even furrows his eyebrows at them all and rubs Isak’s shoulder. “You guys…” Isak looks up at Even and then back at the Kollektivet all smug and pretty much like “Oh yeah you got it now. My man is gonna tell you all off for being mean to me. Boom!” but then Even finishes by saying “Did you already say the part about how he always leaves the lid to to milk unscrewed so like when you take it out-” “IT GOES EVERYWHERE!” Noora finishes and then Even just sits down and starts discussing all the silly and annoying things Isak does with them and Isak is just like “How dare you” 
  • Oh my gosh, so there was this one awkward time where Noora was rushing because she had places to beee and without thinking she just like ran into the bathroom aaaaand…there was Even the giraffe, in the shower….naked….Awksss. Noora was just like “Oh My GAWD Even I am So Sorry” covering her hand over her mouth, not her eyes mind you. Look our baby girl is adorable but she no saint. and of course Even is just chilling. Like he don’t care, He is just continuing, letting the water run over him and the little shit is literally like “Good Morning!” like oh my god he is so extra and adorable he don’t even care. He is actually smiling because Noora is getting all awkward and running into the door, trying to get out without seeing anymore. Noooow she’s covering her eyes. But like she keeps bumping into the wall and the door and finally she gets out and is just like flaming red. Oh my god she is so cute. Then she runs into Isak who is just like (not a morning person) super “morning..” and he totes notices Noora avoiding his eyes and blushing crimson and just like being super awkward and frazzled. He like gives her his squinty eyed ‘what is happening?’ look and asks her “whaaaat is it?” and she is all “nothing NOTHING! not a thing. I’m gonna… Imma make coffee. You want coffee? Lets drink coffee.” and then just scoots off into the kitchen. and Isak is like what the hell? and then Even comes out of the bathroom and yells “I’m so sorry Noora. I should have locked the door!” and Isak is all oh now I see and then at breakfast he just casually starts tapping the table with his knuckles and everyone is all “yes?” and Isak is like “oh i’m sorry did I get your attention? Did my KNOCKING get your attention? I have no idea why, like it’s not as if that is what it is FOR.” Even just throws his head back laughing and Noora is blushing again and putting her face in her hands. Eskild is just like “Oh my gosh Isak it’s not a big deal, I’ve seen Even naked lots of times.” Isak basically spits his cereal out in shock “WHAT?” “Yeah the lock to the bathroom doesn’t work and I need a nice amount of mirror time to look this good. I’ve seen you naked quite a bit too. May I add you should get that mole checked out.” Even is practically on the floor dying in laughter and Isak has gotten super pale. “ESKILD!” Eskild shrugs “What? It’s nothing I haven’t seen before. Don’t think you’re special sweetie.” 
  • Okay so Even is amazing and he will just like come over and cook for the whole Kollektivet as a thank you for you know, basically staying there without paying rent. And it just becomes this big thing. Like Thursday night is Even’s dinner night and it is literally so damn cute. They all have a big nice dinner as like a family and sometimes they will bring people over like “Oh guys Even is making Tacos, wanna come?” and Magnus is all “HELL YEAH!” and basically they all sit at the table while Even ceremoniously brings over what ever he has gone all out on that night. He literally adores cooking, and sometimes he will experiment and it is all very cute. Everyone will just eat and talk about their weeks and praise Even and tease Isak on the extra awkward thing he might have done that day and it is all so perfect. Literally like a little family. I love.

This got pretty long so I’ll leave it here. But if you want more, you know where to find me 💜  I hope this was okay. 🐥

some alec and magnus headcanons:

(and more headcanons since i guess i can’t stop)

  • magnus is 100% the type of person who has a song for every occasion. alec knows almost none of them, but you’ll still catch him singing the lyrics he’s learned from magnus sometimes. he doesn’t have nearly the same sense of timing that magnus does though.
    • after alec leaves sometimes, magnus will sing the line “i’m outta my head hopelessly devoted to you” at the door behind him and alec catches him at it once but doesn’t let him know until he surprises him with a (terrible) rendition of the full song with the lyrics rewritten to be positive on what would have been his anniversary with lydia, if magnus hadn’t asked just once more. this is excellent timing. magnus cries.
  • magnus introduces alec to pop music. and to sex music – both the concept and his own playlist. alec thinks that maybe jace wasn’t always wrong about getting more familiar with the mundane world but he doesn’t regret putting it off til now for a second.
  • in addition to saying his full name as though it were the only word that’s ever mattered as a term of endearment, magnus calls alec “dear heart.” alec loves this more than anything.
  • magnus finds alec’s enthusiastic inexperience to be devastatingly charming in bed.
  • it helps also that alec takes direction well. extremely well.
  • alec, for his part, loves direction. loves knowing without doubt how to make magnus feel good. loves making magnus feel good. also he learns so much. soooooooo much. he had no idea there were so many positions for this type of thing. so many uses for hands and tongues. so many reasons to laugh in breathless, boundless joy while gettin’ jiggy with it (a phrase magnus bans him from using, can hardly believe he even uttered in the first place).
  • alec likes whiskey sours and pretty much no other kind of alcoholic beverage. (he can be talked into amaretto sours and will take orange juice in either – the latter is how magnus excuses their occasional breakfast drinking: “it’s just a variation on the mimosa theme, alexander.” he looks up at alec from over his own full glass, coy in full effect. “drink with me.” alec’s weak for this and he’s fine with it.) it takes them an entire day devoted to finding alec a drink he likes to discover it and as soon as magnus sees alec with it, he thinks “duh” and never offers him vodka anything ever again.
  • alec does get righteously drunk on vodka once – straight vodka, on his own. something goes bad at the institute – magnus never does find out quite what – and neither izzy nor jace are speaking to alec, for their own reasons, and alec shows up at magnus’ loft drunk off his ass. he chose vodka because it seemed faster and painful – magnus sees him gazing at his raw hand on the fire escape – and he pukes over and over and over again with magnus leaning over him feeling murderous towards everyone who had anything to do with alec feeling this way. they get through the night in magnus’ bathroom, alec telling him painful, incoherent things the whole time. magnus does not cure his hangover the next day, though he wants to, because he does not do things to alec’s body without permission – bar instances of immediate threat to alec’s life or someone else’s – and he does not have permission.
    • (there’s one particular story that alec tells about how proud his mother was of him taking a punishment doled out when he was a child, for being too good at something – “no one even knew it hurt, i couldn’t lay on my back for a week, but no one knew,” he tells magnus proudly. magnus thinks seriously that he’s going to be the one puking now. he also thinks that someone should save all four of maryse’s kids from her and save her from herself if that’s at all possible at this point. he thinks he’s gonna have to not be in a room with her for a very long time.)
  • after that alec decides that talking to magnus while sober is always a better dealing-with-shit strategy if he doesn’t want to wake up to his boyfriend insisting that he unpack some of the emotional issues he accidentally spilled to him and holding an overwhelming plate of the world’s fluffiest pancakes, saying, “you’re gonna wanna eat sooner rather than later, alec. yes i know this sucks, dear heart, but trust me. also, try to drink your body weight in water, starting right now.”
  • magnus has little to no concept of alec being just as gone on him as he is on alec and when alec figures that out, he spends a lot more time staring lovingly at magnus when they talk. he also gets a lot more handsy in public and magnus has had to pull him off of more than a few people who make snide comments about a warlock with a shadowhunter. soon, the spell where he pulls alec back by the fist is so familiar to them both that alec routinely takes it into a full backwards somersault and pops up on his feet at magnus’ side, where magnus has stepped to give him room to stick the landing.
  • magnus has a thing for ’90s bollywood. alec is still trying to figure out which songs are imaginary and which are actually happening in the story. he learns how to say “i love you” in hindi though and uses it a lot. he also uses the pet names he picks up, though he hasn’t quite grasped the pronunciations for most of them yet. he’s trying and honestly, most of the time magnus can’t hear it past the pounding of his pulse in his ears anyway because alec doesn’t do terms of endearment lightly so magnus doesn’t hear them lightly.
  • the first time magnus saw alec without his pants on he said, “boxer briefs, thank god.”
    • he followed this up by licking just above the waistband where it rested on alec’s stomach, hands on alec’s hips. this set off the biggest stutter spell in alec to date, which only calmed down after magnus kissed him on the mouth three times, i.e. once he had no choice but to use all his air for recovery.
  • magnus buys a punching bag for his loft. for shirtless alec reasons.
  • using it is alec’s version of “come hither” at least half the time.
  • they get caught fooling around in alec’s room at the institute – by clary, of course, because she, like jace, has no concept of knocking – exactly once before they never do that again. jace actually has to pay raj off to get him to stop talking about it. raj was passing by when clary spooked them and they started grabbing clothes and pulling on the wrong ones (magnus too frazzled to magick them clothed again which has never happened in his life but being intimate with alec just. throws him the fuck off his game) and he regards it as the best moment of his life. alec and magnus regard it as one of their worst. although that thing with his tongue that alec had figured out how to do just before that moment was pretty special, in magnus’ opinion.
  • alec is drifting one morning, laying against magnus’ chest in their bed, when he asks about the name magnus’ mother gave him. magnus tells him. “mm,” alec buzzes. “i think we should offer that name to the first child we adopt. they can take it as a middle name maybe.” and then he’s gone, completely asleep. magnus’ heart trembles.

anonymous asked:

could you write a fic about the bughead kiss that is your header and sorta how the kiss happened and stuff

Sure! I can’t wait to see how this actually plays out on the show!
***

He was at a baby shower.
Two weeks ago he was wondering where he would be sleeping , and today he was at a baby shower his arm tucked comfortably into his beautiful girlfriend.

He glanced down at her as she contemplated eating one of the cupcakes on the display.

She had on that thinking face he absolutely loved.
She always wore that face when she was trying to make a decision, be it big or little.

“I could eat this cupcake, and then skip out on the strawberry shake I was gonna get at pops, but I love pops shakes, and who knows if this cupcake will be any good ya know? I don’t wanna waste it.”

He couldn’t help the grin he wore as he looked down at her smiling.

People annoyed him.
Talking annoyed him.
People who talked annoyed him.

But he swears he can listen to Betty talk all day everyday, about anything in the world.

Even a cupcake.

She looked up at him with a confused smile
“What’s got you so happy, silly boy?”

He gently bent down and pressed his lips to hers.

Pulling away as she hummed happily and snuggled into his side.

“You, Betty Cooper.”

so i was gonna finish S1 before starting my liveblogging for S2,, but then i realized that i can’t watch anything and keep myself from commenting. so here we go, my MHA dub commentary for episode 1 of S2

  • tbh i’m not too impressed with the opening?? i feel like it’ll grow on me tho, but it doesn’t get me all pumped like the last one did
  • okay seriously Toshi did you have to send Gran Torino a 5 page essay on why you made Izuku your successor
  • like i get it he was your teacher but you don’t have to send him essays explaining why you did what anymore
  • (i know it’s for recap but it makes me laugh)
  • it is really cute how proud he is of Izuku tho, i love that. what a proud dad
  • so that’s how the anime watchers find out about Toshi’s real name? is that how it was in the manga?? when did we learn about his real name anyway, i don’t actually know
  • so does Gran Torino just hang out around his run down apartment in his hero outfit even tho he’s retired, or
  • that was a 6 minute long recap, which is pretty hefty. but it is the first ep of S2 after a long hiatus, so i’ll let it slide
  • “Men in their 20′s or 30′s” so that’s the age range they assume Shigaraki’s is at… i always assumed he was a little over 20 myself tbh
  • also sorta belated, but once again i love All Might’s dub voice
  • i enjoy Snipe’s weird cyborg voice thing
  • Blood King’s voice reminds me of a bulldog. which. well he has a pet bulldog i think??? it fits
  • “He has the personality of a spoiled little brat. a man-child” this just makes me laugh

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` LIABILITY   BLORDE  PROMPTS.

’ Baby really hurt me. ’
’ He/she don’t wanna know me. ’
’ Says he/she made the big mistake of dancing in my storm. ’
’ It was poison. ’
’ So I guess I’ll go home. ’
’ Into the arms of the girl/boy that I love. ’
’ She’s/he’s so hard to please. ’
’ She’s/he’s a forest fire. ’
’ I do my best to meet her/his demands. ’
’ Play at romance, we slow dance. ’
’ All that a stranger would see. ’
’ Is one girl/boy swaying alone. ’
’ They say, “You’re a little much for me.” ’
’ You’re a little much for me. ’
’ You’re a liability. ’
’ So they pull back, make other plans. ’
’ I understand, I’m a liability. ’
’ Get you wild, make you leave. ’
’ I’m a little much for everyone. ’
’ The truth is I am a toy that people enjoy. ’
’ ‘Til all of the tricks don’t work anymore. ’
’ And then they are bored of me. ’
’ I know that it’s exciting. ’
’ Eating me alive until you’re gone. ’
’ Better on my own. ’
’ They’re gonna watch me. ’
’ You’re all gonna watch me. ’
’ Disappear into the sun. ’

` GREENLIGHT   BLORDE  PROMPTS.

’ I do my makeup in somebody else’s car. ’
’ We order different drinks at the same bars. ’
’ I know about what you did and I wanna scream the truth. ’
’ She/he thinks you love the beach, you’re such a damn liar. ’
’ Those great whites, they have big teeth. ’
’ Oh, they bite you. ’
’ Thought you said that you would always be in love? ’
’ But you’re not in love no more. ’
’ Did it frighten you? ’
’ How we kissed when we danced on the light up floor? ’
’ But I hear sounds in my mind. ’
’ But honey I’ll be seein’ you, ever, I go. ’
’ But honey I’ll be seein’ you down every road. ’
’ I’m waiting for it, that green light, I want it. ’
’ I’ll come get my things, but I can’t let go. ’
’ I wish I could get my things and just let go. ’
’ Sometimes I wake up in a different bedroom. ’
’ All those rumors, they have big teeth. ’
’ I whisper things, the city sings ‘em back to you. ’

Matthew Daddario Quotes Pt. 2
  • "Is my butt my pumpkin?"
  • "Handing out side-eye like gravity pulls left."
  • "Go kiss a train!"
  • "Can I book this lady for my next birthday?"
  • "Punching isn't solving problems as much as usual."
  • "It's nice when you haven't read a book in ten years so you forget most of it and it's like reading it anew."
  • "Man, that was a sweaty, shirtless day."
  • "I'm not resisting this?"
  • "Vampires are cats?"
  • "Sometimes I write out the description of the face."
  • "Mmm-mm, PHOTOSYNTHESIS!"
  • "You guys keep calling me a dork. Kind of a bummer."
  • "Like with the VROOM thing?"
  • "What if they don't like the same food as me? I can't handle that kind of let down."
  • "Plants are green sometimes."
  • "Oh, that's inappropriate!"
  • "They always open their mouths and they do this, 'Don't bother me!'"
  • "I get to travel more and learn about plants."
  • "If anyone reads this, don't curse. It's bad, and if you all start doing it all the time it won't be as fun when I do it."
  • "Still at home, making pickles."
  • "It helps if you imagine all the pigeons coo'ing at you and they just don't annunciate the 'L'."
  • "I just really want them to find Genghis Khan's tomb this year."
  • "Just chop the hand off to stop the spread."
  • "I'm sure many people have asked themselves that question when they were about 12 and thought 'Oh, what a great thought that was' and I just said it when I'm 29."
  • "They're definitely going at it head first."
  • "Tall guy and little dude need a cop show spin-off."
  • "I'm gonna press the button. Here we go. That's not a button."
  • "This is so deranged! What a sick thing."
  • "I'm a little more professional. I don't giggle when someone says something funny."
  • "Why do people play this game?"
  • "This has been a stressful experience."
  • "I must be really into burning the roof of my mouth when I eat pizza because I never. Freaking. Learn."
  • "Makes me wanna go to sleep."
  • "I don't understand what that sentence means."
  • "Is an eggplant really a plant? Has it in its name, but it's not an egg."
  • "So many lame puns to write, so many buns to touch."
  • "I was allowed to curse there."
  • "Hot sauce in my bag at all times. Always have hot sauce."
  • "I don't know the Pokemon situation. I'm not gonna lie."
  • "This is a morbid question."
  • "That's some information about plants."
  • "My mom is more impressive than your mom. That's truth."
  • "Yo, tall guy, you gonna use your words this episode to solve problems? Improve relationships?"
  • "This feels like a very personal question, BuzzFeed. I am tempted to make something up."
  • "Honestly, city people! Am I right?"
  • "My friend would punch me in the face."
  • "This is the plus happiness rune."
  • "I'm pressing the button! Beep!"
  • "I'm not gonna take off my shirt. Come on."
  • "Just threw so much shade that she's gonna have to take vitamin D supplements for life."
  • "Don't say inappropriate things on here. Come on, guys!"
  • "Dates are stressful. Just go home and see what happens."
  • "Literally just told you not to do that."
  • "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT DEER SOUND LIKE, LADY!"
  • "If you don't agree, whatever!"
  • "Are these pop culture references that I'm not getting?"
  • "Lucky I'm here to provide therapy."
  • "They are getting a little sweaty and enjoying themselves together."
  • "Twins are sometimes made when an egg splits, I think."
  • "I can't reblog it because it would be narcissistic."
  • "Harry and Isaiah, who are not here, which is a bummer."
  • "I can't remember my first date. I'm sure it went splendidly."
  • "He's back home in London! Home of the world's largest skillet!"
  • "Wacky antics! Misunderstandings! Sexy interlopers!"
  • "Tell me how much you loved my sleeping."
  • "Teen dot com doesn't know their internet slang like we do!"
  • "Maybe he needs more of those forced memory flashbacks. Those seem healthy."
10

FOR THOSES WHO MISSED SOMETHING

okay guys, theses days we got little update of amber on several insta account. (just before speaking a little bit i just wanna tell you to not spam to much thoses account, respect the privacy eventhough i think amber allowed them to post the pic ty).

Well, a lot of people notice the fact that she got thin. I don’t know if it was on purpose but i want her to eat well and be healthy. I’m glad to know Amber goes out and see friends, it’s good for her moral. 

HER HAIR OMG HER HAIR IM IN LOVE IUAGHFDIBUEOZERTEZTZGZECZECTGZECZCZHZTBTZ

As u can see she dyed her hair really blonde, i love it. When i first see the picture at the wedding of her gray hair i was so happy af. Some people say “new hair= comeback”, well, im mitigated. I hope so but due to the conditions of amber, i hesitate. Nevertheless, new hair for me are a sign of renewal. Starting again. Will to moving forward. (Im maybe wrong but that’s really how i fell things about hair. For me they are significant of a conditon)

you know i won’t lie to you, i feel pain and sadness into amber eyes looking at thoses pics. At least she looks really tired. But you know, sometimes it’s okay to be sad, better than hidding the truth and pretending to be happy. I’m really grateful to amber bc she is honest and she trusted us and accepted to confide in us. She loves us really, be sure of that. She accepted to be shown on insta FOR US GUYS and FOR HER FRIEND. she knew there will be infatuation on the pics, some spam, a lot of notifications also. But her friend did it for us too. Please be really tankful to them it’s important. She is tired or maybe exhausted but THAT’S NORMAL GUYS, NORMAL. She is having a tough time. It’s life. her company doesn’t treat her very well, she is neglected despite her enormous talent. yes, i’m worried, but all we can do is loving her. It’s a lot trust me. The quality of our fandom is that we are truthworthy dont we?

I JUST WANT BABY AMBER TO GET BETTER

Skype Call Starters (Compilation)

This is a compilation post of this post and this post, in this format rather than in chat format.

  • “A dog is more articulate than that sentence.”
  • “And today and three thirty in the morning, we ask ourselves, what is a pea?”
  • “Bacon is a god send.”
  • “Calm your tit windows bros!”
  • “Can I have a small atomic bomb?”
  • “Cigarette cancer.”
  • “Come eat my soul, please, for the love of god.”
  • “Did that just say babysit the bird?”
  • “Did you SERIOUSLY just word it like that?”
  • “Did you just get swallowed by another dimension, what the fuck?”
  • “eASY.”
  • “geT OFF MY DS.”
  • “Goodbye. It’s coming after my soul.”
  • “HA. I’VE GOT YOU NOW. FUCK YOU!”
  • “He lives to see another day, I guess.”
  • “He spoke Spench. A mix between Spanish and French.”
  • “Honey if your vagina’s a taco you need to go to the hospital.”
  • “I BURPED HOLY SHIT.”
  • “I can do it after I’m done killing people!”
  • “I don’t wanna fuckin’ do this, man.”
  • “I need to tell the secetary that I’m speaking Spench today because I can’t join the MMMM.”
  • “I never understood deez nuts.”
  • “I went clothes shopping and then the cops.”
  • “I’m gonna do what I do best and fuck off into the mountains.”
  • “If I get another one of these from a legendary gun I’m going out and killing someone for real.”
  • “If you’re gonna be awake and bitching you might as well do something useful.”
  • “It’s like a bird and a siren had a baby.”
  • “It’s not what I would consider a mistake, but it’s not cute.”
  • “MISSLE.”
  • “My boyfriend dumped me I’m gonna nuke Japan.”
  • “No one gives a shit.”
  • “Nuclear explosion. Suddenly: Aurora Borealis!”
  • “Oh my god this is the ugliest thing. I’m wearing it.”
  • “Oooh this is bad I’m standing on a roll-y chair.”
  • “Oooh, I hit you hard, didn’t I?”
  • “Rub your own toe!”
  • “Satan had enough screaming for one day.”
  • “Satan is back in the household.”
  • “Satan left.”
  • “Shut up about tastebuds you burned those off!”
  • “Speaking of Irish–”
  • “That guy who faked his death didn’t die.”
  • “That’s a volleyball you uncultured swine.”
  • “The Americans don’t exist any more.”
  • “theRE YOU ARE, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.”
  • “These cats just turned into noodles.”
  • “This little bitch in pre-school–”
  • “This little fucker is eluding me.”
  • “UH YOU’RE FLOATING.”
  • “Wanna eat a bug?”
  • “We all need our ass kicked once in a while.”
  • “We don’t care about a pig’s ass!”
  • “What’s up sluts, guess who just got out of Hoenn?”
  • “Why have Obamacare when you can have Obama Hair?”
  • “Yay we won guess who did all the work. Me. I did.”
  • “Yeah I’m evaporating.”
  • “You just cannot talk, can you?”
  • “You will not be flipping people off while we do explicit things.”
  • “You’ve all heard of the birds and the bees, but have you heard of the birds and the babies?”
get a room

author’s note: a little NSFW because i have a lot of feelings about roman burki. *antoine griezmann voice* enjoy ;-) warning: light smut. read the rest of my masterlist: here

“Roman.”

Her voice is a warning, tinted with a little bit of anger foreshadowing the consequences of what might happen if he doesn’t stop trailing his hand up her thigh in public – in full view of his teammates and friends and the few people he doesn’t recognize.

“What?” He asks, feigning innocence. He squeezes her upper thigh twice.

“Stop.”

He sneaks a sideways glance at her. He knows exactly what he’s doing but still he pretends like he isn’t doing anything wrong.

“Stop what, baby?”

“Roman, I’m serious,” she sets her glass down and pushes his hand off her leg. “We’re in public. People are watching.”

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