i wanna chop her arms off

Dirty Little Secret II

A/N: I wasn’t planning on continuing this (at least not right away) but I was given an idea I couldn’t refuse. Special thanks to @arathewallflower for the picture this is based on, as well as her input and unfaltering support 😘 Hope you and everyone enjoy!

Dirty Little Secret can be found here but it’s not required reading.

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Dirty Little Secret II

Rae had something up her sleeve.

Since he’d arrived at the pub ten minutes prior, she’d been all cheeky smiles and glittering eyes. She seemed to be bursting with something and he couldn’t wait for the gang to fuck off for a minute so he could talk to her proper.

He was nursing his second pint when Chop went to the bar for a round of shots, and Chloe stood, starting to usher Izzy to the loo. She gestured for Rae to join them but she shook her head quickly, waving them ahead. Finn noticed Archie head for the jukebox a moment later.

“I have a surprise for ya.”

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Hi guys! I hope you enjoy this one shot! Its based off a prompt I saw a while ago, I couldn’t find the actual prompt but it went something like, I accidentally was included in a group chat when I so obviously shouldn’t have been. So this is a modern day AU and it takes place during the summer. Also I included a scene that implied Rae shot gunned a beer, but I didn’t explain what that means and wasn’t sure if that’s even a thing in the UK so HERE is demo on how to do it in case there is anybody who is like wtf is that :) again I hope you enjoy :)

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lexa: spends 7 episodes doing everything in her power to assure peace, sends people to bring clarke to her so that random warriors don’t kill her due to the bounty on her head, puts her own life on the line to assure skaikru’s safety, fights to the death to prove her strength after its called into question DUE to her decision to spare skaikru, gives clarke all the distance she wants & even offers to let her go back to her people, goes against 97 years of grounder tradition to achieve peace even though skaikru clearly wants to go to fucking war with her, she never even says “i love you” because she doesn’t wanna pressure clarke into anything, leaves clarke in charge of her own decisions at all times (”that’s up to clarke”), literally makes her charges swear to protect clarke with their life, even when she was literally on her deathbed all she cared about was assuring clarke’s safety 

blarkes: lexa is so manipulative and toxic and abusive thank god she’s dead haha stomp on her grave 

bellini: considers dropping clarke into a death pit in s1, threatens tp chop off her arm, indirectly causes the death of 300 people on the ark due to his seflishness, kills 2 grounders at the elevator in polis so he can storm the capital and start a war he can’t fucking end, kills 300 people in their sleep but convinces pike to let ONE live to deliver a declaration of war for no apparent fucking reason, blames clarke for everything that happened despite his having a huge part in it, is super controlling of octavia from like day one scene one, tries to take clarke to pike who would probably kill her just for being a threat to his tyrannical leadership, lets lincoln get executed bc reasons??? 

blarkes: he let octavia beat him up he’s redeemed! what a good guy!!! i’m so glad he’s back to being himself and he can go fuck clarke now that her soulmate is dead!! 

everyone with half a brain:

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kids…this is what we call…a cosplay wig and makeup test

actually first of all fuck mobile i posted this like twice and neither showed but i bet it’ll show in like two weeks ugh ANYWAY

i’m currently still waiting on my fangs and contacts to come in, and i need to chop off some more hair and figure out what i actually wanna do for the eyes, not to mention make the extra arms and get my costume done, but otherwise this is my muffet!

i’m really excited for this cosplay! i’m planning to debut her at fanime this summer with the lovely help of the amazingly talented and skilled @ladylicoricecosplay !!!

Hi guys! I hope you enjoy part 14! Thank you for all the likes/reblogs and comments on the previous parts. xD

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