i wanna be in your gang!

  • <p> <b>Kevin:</b> I wanna meet them!<p/><b>Joaquin:</b> Meet who?<p/><b>Kevin:</b> Your gang! It's like 'meeting your boyfriend's family', right?<p/><b>Joaquin:</b> .....<p/><b>Kevin:</b> .....<p/><b>Joaquin:</b> ...... Okay but dont bake them cookies or anything.<p/><b>Kevin:</b> *turns off the oven* haha, no, who do you think I am?<p/></p>
Suicide Squad: The Album Starters

Purple Lamborghini.

  • ‘ murder on my mind. ’
  • ‘ it’s time to pray to God. ’
  • ‘ I might make a mistake ’
  • ‘ this is Gotham City. ’
  • ‘ got that purple Lamborghini lurkin’. ’
  • ‘ forgive me for my wrongs, I have just begun. ’
  • ‘ don’t be beggin’ for your life ‘cause that’s a lost cause. ’
  • ‘ make up your mind, baby, 'cause the time is here. ’
  • ‘ need a couple gang members for these new endeavors. ’
  • ‘ from this point on anything we do we do together. ’
  • ‘ seven figures, I spend that every other month. ’
  • ‘ every day was life and death, that’s when the cash came. ’

Sucker For Pain.

  • ‘ i torture you. ’
  • ‘ take my hand through the flames. ’
  • ‘ i’m a slave to your games. ’
  • ‘ i wanna chain you up. ’
  • ‘ i wanna tie you down. ’
  • ‘ i’m just a sucker for pain. ’
  • ‘ i got the squad tatted on me from my neck to my ankles. ’
  • ‘ pressure from the man got us all in rebellion? ’
  • ‘ we gon’ go to war, yeah, without failure. ’
  • ‘ love and the loyalty that’s what we stand for. ’
  • ‘ alienated by society. ’
  • ‘ all this pressure give me anxiety. ’
  • ‘ so we put the world on our shoulders. ’
  • ‘ you don’t know me. ’
  • ‘ we’re the ones you trust in. ’
  • ‘ I won’t hesitate to go straight to your head like a concussion. ’
  • ‘ devoted to destruction ’
  • ‘ a full dosage of detrimental dysfunction ’
  • ‘ see I’m a fool for pain ’
  • ‘ that’s why my heart cold, full of sorrow, the lost soul ’
  • ‘ this is what we wanted from a young age ’


  • ‘ all my friends are heathens. ’
  • ‘ take it slow. ’
  • ‘ wait for them to ask you who you know. ’
  • ‘ please don’t make any sudden moves. ’
  • ‘ you don’t know the half of the abuse. ’
  • ‘ we check the guns at the door. ’
  • ‘ doesn’t mean our brains will change. ’
  • ‘ how’d I get here, sitting next to you? ’
  • ‘ please don’t forget. ’
  • ‘ we don’t deal with outsiders very well. ’
  • ‘ they say newcomers have a certain smell. ’
  • ‘ you have trust issues. ’
  • ‘ they say they can smell your intentions. ’
  • ‘ why’d you come? ’
  • ‘ you knew you should have stayed. ’
  • ‘ I tried to warn you just to stay away. ’
  • ‘ they’re outside ready to bust.’
  • ‘ it looks like you might be one of us.’

Standing in the Rain.

  • ‘ i saw you standing in the rain. ’
  • ‘ you were holding his hand. ’
  • ‘ i’ll never be the same. ’
  • ‘ dressed like a playboy. ’
  • ‘ the money eases everybody’s mind. ’
  • ‘ i should have known when you stole money. ’
  • ‘ slide your panties to the side. ’
  • ‘ i got old money. ’


  • ‘ i need a gangsta to love me better than all the others do. ’
  • ‘ always forgive me. ’
  • ‘ ride or die with me. ’
  • ‘ i’m fucked up. ’
  • ‘ i’m black and blue. ’
  • ‘ i’m built for it, all the abuse. ’
  • ‘ i got secrets that nobody knows. ’
  • ‘ i don’t want what i can get. ’
  • ‘ i want someone with secrets that nobody knows. ’
  • ‘ my freakness is on the loose. ’
  • ‘ running all over you. ’
  • ‘ take me to places that nobody knows. ’
  • ‘ you got me hooked up on a feeling ’
  • ‘ i’m barely breathing. ’
  • ‘ don’t let me go. ’

Know Better.

  • ‘ you should know better. ’
  • ‘ i’m a winner. ’
  • ‘ now we’re getting it for real. ’
  • ‘ shoulda left you right there where i met you. ’
  • ‘ i’m a bread winner. ’
  • ‘ no talkin’. ’
  • ‘ we finish it. ’
  • ‘ some say i’m ignorant. ’
  • ‘ maybe i’m different. ’
  • ‘ looked at you like you were special. ’
  • ‘ somebody called a riot? ’
  • ‘ teach them how to trust one another. ’
  • ‘ all we have is us. ’
  • ‘ shit like this is hard to come by. ’

You Don’t Own Me.

  • ‘ you don’t own me. ’
  • ‘ i can always have just what i want. ’
  • ‘ she’s the baddest. ’
  • ‘ i would love to flaunt. ’
  • ‘ take her shopping, you know yves saint laurent? ’
  • ‘ she got her own dough. ’
  • ‘ i’m not just one of your many toys. ’
  • ‘ don’t say i can’t go with other boys. ’
  • ‘ don’t tell me what to do. ’
  • ‘ don’t tell me what to say. ’
  • ‘ when i go out with you don’t put me on display. ’
  • ‘ don’t try to change me in anyway. ’
  • ‘ don’t tie me down cause i’d never stay. ’
  • ‘ i get bored of basic bitches. ’
  • ‘ straight up vicious. ’
  • ‘ i texted her asking her if she’s alone and if she’d send some pictures.. ’
  • ‘ she said no. ’
  • ‘ she said come over and see it for yourself. ’
  • ‘ independent woman. ’
  • ‘ stay up til we see the sun. ’
  • ‘ she does it better than I’ve ever seen it done. ’
  • ‘ that’s when she told me she ain’t never ever gonna be owned. ’

Without Me.

  • ‘ guess who’s back. ’
  • ‘ back again. ’
  • ‘ i’m chopped liver. ’
  • ‘ if you want shady this is what i’ll give ya ’
  • ‘ all the memories that we make will never change. ’
  • ‘ you waited this long. ’
  • ‘ now stop debating. ’
  • ‘ but it feels so empty without me. ’
  • ‘ I just settled all my lawsuits. ’
  • ‘ fuck you, debbie. ’
  • ‘ now this looks like a job for me. ’
  • ‘ so everybody, just follow me. ’
  • ‘ we need a little controversy. ’
  • ‘ little hellions. ’
  • ‘ feeling rebellious? ’
  • ‘ could start a revolution. ’
  • ‘ so just let me revel and back in the fact that i got everyone kissing my ass. ’
  • ‘ testing, attention please. ’
  • ‘ you sent for me? ’
  • ‘ nobody listens to techno. ’
  • ‘ i’ll be there with a whole list full of new insults. ’
  • ‘ i’m not the first king of controversy. ’
  • ‘ there’s a concept that works ’
  • ‘ it’ll be so empty without me. ’

Wreak Havoc.

  • ‘ they call me a menace. ’
  • ‘ they say that i’m cursed. ’
  • ‘ something about me is making them jealous ’
  • ‘ so listen and learn. ’
  • ‘ i’m surrounded by cowards. ’
  • ‘ that’s why i got all the power. ’
  • ‘ i’m where you wanna be. ’
  • ‘ all of my enemies made a decision, it’s better to follow me. ’
  • ‘ i make no apologies. ’
  • ‘ all of my sins I would repeat and repeat. ’
  • ‘ i’ll be me til the death of me. ’
  • ‘ i can smell your fear. ’
  • ‘ the only reason that i’m here is to wreak havoc. ’
  • ‘ everybody’s praying that i’ll change, yeah maybe one day but tomorrow i’ll be back at it. ’
  • ‘ bad habits they die hard ’
  • ‘ we live fast we die hard. ’
  • ‘ go against me you’ll die hard. ’
  • ‘ Thrive when I’m beating the man ’
  • ‘ straight outta context. ’
  • ‘ hate that you need me. ’
  • ‘ wanna destroy me but you can’t. ’
  • ‘ and if love is real maybe I’m just too bad to remember how good it feels ’

Medieval Warfare.

  • ‘ i’ve been looking for a diamond. ’
  • ‘ it shines like ice. ’
  • ‘ baby you can have it if you say it nice. ’
  • ‘ come on, baby, let’s do something ugly. something you would never touch yourself. ’
  • ‘ can you kill a man with your hands? ’
  • ‘ are you hot? ’
  • ‘ do you want me? ’
  • ‘ think i don’t understand? ’
  • ‘ i’ve been sleeping with a rifle. ’
  • ‘ come on, baby, let’s do something pretty. something you would never touch yourself. ’

Bohemian Rhapsody.

  • ‘ Is this the real life? ’
  • ‘ Is this just fantasy? ’
  • ‘ no escape from reality. ’
  • ‘ i need no sympathy ’
  • ‘ because i’m easy come, easy go. ’
  • ‘ mama, i just killed a man. ’
  • ‘ put a gun against his head pulled my trigger now he’s dead. ’
  • ‘ now i’ve gone and thrown it all away. ’
  • ‘ didn’t mean to make you cry. ’
  • ‘ if i’m not back again this time tomorrow, carry on. ’
  • ‘ send shivers down my spine. ’
  • ‘ body’s aching all the time. ’
  • ‘ i don’t want to die. ’
  • ‘ i sometimes wish i’d never been born at all. ’
  • ‘ i see a little silhouetto of a man. ’
  • ‘ thunderbolts and lightning very, very frightening.  ’
  • ‘ nobody loves me. ’
  • ‘ he’s just a poor boy from a poor family. ’
  • ‘ so you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? ’
  • ‘ nothing really matters. ’

Slippin’ Into Darkness.

  • ‘ I was slippin’ into darkness when they took my friend away. ’
  • ‘ he loves to drink good whiskey. ’
  • ‘ i talk to my brother. ’
  • ‘ i got a wife and a baby. ’
  • ‘ I was slippin’ into darkness when I heard my mother say. ’
  • ‘ you’ve been slippin’ into darkness. ’
  • ‘ pretty soon you’re gonna pay. ’

Fortunate Son.

  • ‘ some folks are born made to wave the flag. ’
  • ‘ they point the cannon at you. ’
  • ‘ it ain’t me. ’
  • ‘ i ain’t no senator’s son. ’
  • ‘ i ain’t no fortunate one. ’
  • ‘ some folks are born silver spoon in hard. ’
  • ‘ don’t they help themselves? ’
  • ‘ the house looks like a rummage sale. ’
  • ‘ I ain’t no millionaire’s son. ’
  • ‘ how much should we give? ’

I Started a Joke.

  • ‘ I started a joke. ’
  • ‘ But I didn’t see that the joke was one me. ’
  • ‘ Oh, if I’d only seen that the joke was on me. ’

mafia!BTS reaction when you’re attacked

(requested by @theyusedtocallmedaughterofsatan: Hey could you please do another bts mafia!au reaction where they see you defending yourself? (Like you beat up 5 other people) Thank you💕 I really like your reactions )

warnings: violence

You stepped out of the garage, where the gang always met, and made a few steps when the street got darker from the lack of lamps. Suddenly 5 masked up men surrounded you. You trained martial arts all your life and you always won. Everyone knew that in the gang but they still didn’t like a girl fighting, especially the leader. You didn’t have much of a choice so you attacked them, taking them down one by one. Just as you had two left, the leader appeared..


He couldn’t stand by calmly. He finished off the rest of the guys, getting hurt too. He was done in a few seconds and he was all bruised. „I’m never letting you out of my sight again“


„Wanna touch my girl?“ he said as he chuckled with a creepy expression. „That’s a no-no“ he motioned with his finger as he attacked them viciously.


„Someone has a death wish“ he almost growled. He attacked them instantly and was done in a matter of seconds. „You’re not going home before me. Ever. Again.“


As he came by he just glared for a moment and attacked shortly after. He finished them off quickly. „I’m driving you home from now on. You might end up sleeping at my place mostly. Don’t you dare say no“


„You don’t touch what’s not yours“ he said while staring at them. He punched them furiously and they ended up on the floor. „You’ll never have to defend yourself again, I promise“


He didn’t even give it a second thought and he finished them off. „From now on you’re beside me all the time. If I even see a guy whose not from the gang look at you I’ll cut his head off“


„So weak you pick on girls“ he said frustrated while rubbing his knuckles. „My girl to be precise“ he said angrily as he finished the rest of them.

xx keep requesting babes xx

First Language [a Sebastian Smythe imagine]

a/n: ok we know seb lived in paris but never got specifics soooo i had an ideaaaaaa…maybe part 2? yes? no? anyone?

“You guys didn’t have to come with me.” you huff back at the gang following you, angrily stomping through the posh hallways of Dalton Academy. “He is my boyfriend… and you hate him… Why did you come actually?” you wonder, crinkling your eyebrows together, pulling both your backpack straps to the waistband of your ripped sky blue jeans.

Santana scoffs, crossing her tan arms over her cheerio’s uniform. “Uh, duh, I wanna see what happened to the mole faced chipmunk.” she states as if it’s the most obvious thing in the entire world. You roll your eyes, sighing deeply.

While holding Rachel’s hand, Finn tilts his head in confusion; Sam does the same, wondering the exact same question on everyone’s mind. “What exactly happened to him again?” the blonde asks, fixing his purple hoodie on his shoulder. “All I saw was you get a call and leave rehearsal…. Then everyone followed you and I got lost… I’m still lost.”

You bound around the corner, stopping when you get to the door that says ‘nurse’. Spinning on the heel of your sneaker, you fix your pink shoulderless shirt. “He was in lacrosse practice and hit his head and passed out, okay?” you rush out, inhaling deep. “And can I please see him alone before you all parade in?” you plead, hands returning to the straps of your backpack.

When most of the club nods, you let out a breath, facing the door. Turning the knob, you cautiously step in the office. “I’m Y/N, Sebastian’s…” you trail off as the nurse leads you to the cots. “How is he?” you chew on your lip nervously.

“Non! Non!” Sebastian’s voice lingers in the room, French accent a lot more noticeable. “Retire tes mains de moi (get your hands off me)! Ou est ma petite amie (where is my girlfriend)?!” he spits at Trent, who’s trying to coax the Warbler back into the cot, muttering ‘why are you not speaking English?’. “Je ne sais pas bon anglais (I don’t know good english)!” he bites in a frustrated tone, running a hand through his hair.

You furrow your eyebrows together, pushing the curtain. His knuckles curl around the edge of the cot, shoulders almost touching his ears. The moment Sebastian sees you, his green eyes light up, smile stretching on his lips. “Mon bébé, là tu es (my baby, there you are)!” he beams, standing up; navy lacrosse jersey hanging off his shoulder. You blink in confusion. “Ne me comprends-tu pas (do you not understand me)?” he whispers, eyes filling with water.

Frowning, you bend down in front of him, cupping his face. “Sebastian… Je t'aime (I love you)…” you hum, saying the only French you really know.

He grins, “Je t’aime, Y/N.” The knock on the door startles him and the glee club enters. “Pourquoi sont-ils ici (why are they here)?” he snarls, nose scrunching at the gang. “Quelle (what)?”

“Why is he speaking French?” Mercedes whispers to Kurt, who shrugs.

Sighing, you card your hand through his uncharastically messy hair, shaking your head. “French is his first language. He only learned English two years ago, before he came to Dalton.” you frown, eyes searching his face. “When we started dating, he was still learning.” you explain, “He must’ve hit his head really hard…” you cringe, pulling your beanie down.

“So, what’re we gonna do?” Artie pipes up, pushing his glasses to his nose.

Sebastian tugs on your hand, pouting. “Regarde, je ne comprends pas ce que tu dis mais (look, I don’t understand what you’re saying but)…” he pauses, licking his lips. “Je meurs de faim, pouvons-nous manger (I’m starving, can we eat)?”

You shrug your shoulders, squinting your eyes. “I think he’s hungry? Help me take him to Breadstix?”

Undertale AUs: A Summary
  • Outertale: Do u wanna take a fucking guess buddy? what does it sound like. I'll give you a hint. It's space. Everything is space. space
  • Underfell: What if the Underground was exclusively populated by edgy middle school OCs also it was opposite day
  • Grouptale: The gang's all here
  • PTA Sans: I don't fucking know how this came to be or why but sans is a salty pta mom who is just about done with coordinating the bake sale margaret get off your ass for once he even had to organize the book fair you did jack shit and there's been a lot of talk of lemon bars also fight me helen
  • Flowerpot! Flowey: Big bad is captive. He is a problematic angst mine and he is shaped like a possible friend
  • Underswap: whut if persun... ww a s like OTHERR PERSON
  • Overtale: swap the species badda bing badda boom that's one more check off our token fandom au checklist
  • Understuck: the unholy love child of 2 already interrelated fandoms so technically maybe incest but also an AU and i know you don't want it here but please let us just have one sliver of sunshine we have been alone for 5+ months maybe six whos couting at this point haha this is our cocaine now
  • Littletale: Remember how in the 90s you could make a younger or baby version out of any show into another show? Yeah that's this but Undertale. Undertale Playground Adventure-Tales. That's the new name now.
‘two days tops’ (damon salvatore drabble)

vday is long gone, but me and my drabbles are not! haHA! sorry i’m lame. please keep in mind that delena isn’t/wasn’t thing in this scenario. kai is a friend to the gang. elena isn’t asleep. yada yada yada. pls let me know what you think!!

(remember that none of the gifs are mine!!!)

“All that mushy-gushy stuff makes me wanna vomit!” ft Damon Salvatore

You miss the days when your friends were all single. Or at least kind of single and all lived in the same place. Nowadays, you’d be lucky if you saw Matt every couple of months. Caroline and Stefan were trying hard to incorporate everyone into their holiday plans, but it was their first year as a married couple. Elena was with Bonnie, who’s all the way in New Orleans trying to connect with an old family friend. Jeremy and Tyler and Kai were vacationing on the West Coast and that just left you and Damon in Mystic Falls.

You tried to convince Damon to leave town with you for a few days, but he just rolled his eyes. You two had a very wierd friendship: you two were almost at the point where you’d jump each other’s bones. You were always scared to though because you could never be sure with him. He was still heartbroken and he flirted with anyone who had a vagina or Ric.

Alas, it was Valentine’s Day. Stefan and Caroline went on a small vacation to the Swiss Alps and the others were nowhere to be seen. That left you with nothing to do but go ahead and bug Damon… or seduce him, but you didn’t wanna get your hopes up.

“Daaaamooonnnnn,” you call him out, stretching out his name like you know he hates. “C’mon old man. It’s Valentine’s Day!”

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“What do you want?” Damon steps into the living room: bottle of bourbon in hand, signature black dress shirt left wide open, and his everyday black pants.

“Damon, it’s Valentine’s Day! Let’s go do something like–”

“No, I hate dates.”

“That’s not what I was–”

“And no mushy gushy stuff,” he lets out an exaggerated shiver and takes a swig of his bourbon.

“All that mushy-gushy stuff makes me wanna vomit. Do you not know me at all?” You cross your arms over your chest and Damon eyes immediately land on your chest.

“Well then what the hell did you want to do?” He narrows his eyes at you for a moment before a realization sets in. “Wait a minute… do you want to have sex with me?”

“Damon! Ew, no!” You scrunch up your face and he gives you his sex eyes.

“C’mon, you know you want this!” He smirks and walks over to you, playfully running his hands down his abdomen as you turn away from him. “You know you think about this all the time.”

“Damon, stop that right now!” You turn around to look at him, not realizing how close he is to your face. You falter, taking a step back and nearly tripping. Fortunately, or unfortunately, for you, Damon catches you and pulls you back up pressing your chest against his.

“Careful there. We don’t want you to get hurt before anything actually happens,” he smiles at you as you blow your bangs out of your face.

“And what makes you think that anything will actually happen, huh?” You glare at Damon and he gives you a gentle smile.

“I can smell your arousal from a mile away. Do you really wanna play that game?” You open your mouth to argue with him, but he cuts you off. “Come on, we’re both single. We’re alone. We’ve got a whole week to break all the beds in this place. What do you say?”

“A week? Come on, that’s pushing it,” you roll your eyes and tilt your head up, teasingly brushing your lips against his. “I’d say two days tops.”


“I can’t believe this” you muttered through gritted teeth as Sam’s fingers crept along the waistband of your underwear, safely hidden under the table.

“I know, right?” Dean agreed, evidently drawing a different conclusion from what you were implying. “The whole gang, dressed up, eating in some fancy schmancy-”

“Dean!” Sam appeared shocked. “That waiter’s right there!” he looked pointedly at Bobby to encourage him to back up Sam’s point.

Bobby shrugged. “I don’t care. He’s grown up now, just about. He can say what he wants. Plus, I don’t wanna be the only asshole around here.”

“Neither of you are- assholes- trust me” you seethed as Sam ran a finger up and down your slit, having slid his hand down your underwear by now.

“Are you saying I’m the asshole, y/n?” Cas inquired with a frown.

“Course not, Cas” you winced through your smile, trying your best to keep it together now Sam had slipped a finger into you, stroking at your walls gently and then pumping it in and out. “You’re an angel. Literally.”

You glanced over at Sam, who was now fighting off a smirk. He mouthed “so wet” and bit his lip when Dean, Cas and Bobby were occupied with asking the waiter for more drinks.

“Sam” you snapped pointedly, after a minute of Sam bringing in another finger. “Uh, can you help me for a sec in the bathroom? I’m having a… dress malfunction.”

“Sure, y/n” Sam succeeded in sounding completely innocent as he slipped his fingers out of you, wiping his hand on his suit trousers and following you as you roughly pulled him along afterwards.

“You” you began once the bathroom door was safely shut behind you. “Are in trouble, young ma-”

Before you could finish, Sam was picking you up and smashing his lips on yours. He lifted you onto the counter top of the bathroom after giving your ass a hearty squeeze. He did likewise with your breasts, his hands running up your body. 

“You’re just so hot in that” Sam told you breathlessly, gesturing to your dress once he’d pulled away a couple of minutes in. “I mean, you always are, but-”

You pulled Sam back in by his tie. “Get on with it” you growled, and he laughed as he roughly started pushing up your dress.

garnetly replied to your post “ps they’re all hispanic just like amethyst”

as a hispanic, NICE!!! also where exactly are they from?

i was thinking mexico? so like all her sisters still live there while amethyst lives on the east coast (moved there to live w/ rose and gang) and every now and then they have a reunion aka bomb ass party of the century back in their hometown

2: This Is Where I Leave You

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Summary: The day Bucky Barnes stumbles into your clinic with a bullet in his side is the day your life changed forever.

A/N: part twoooooo featuring the gang, i hope you enjoy it! im having so much fun writing this so i hope you all like it too! also message me if you wanna be tagged :)

Part 1, Part 3

After the Winter Soldier and Black Widow’s night-time visit to your clinic, nothing is really the same. There isn’t some dramatic change in your life, like superheroes falling out of the sky or something, but everything just feels slightly different. You scan every patient’s face for James’, you stay an extra hour every night just in case he shows up again with an urgent injury, and you can’t bring yourself to cash in the cheque from Tony Stark for a lot more money than a quick stitch-up requires.

You’re staring at that cheque in your office, as you have been for the past fifteen minutes during your lunch break, when your receptionist, Peter, knocks on your door. He pokes his head in looking absolutely terrified and frazzled out of his mind, which instantly has you standing up and focused.

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  • joe: this lump of shit's working with the LAPD
  • larry: sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re bald. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i’m a jaded old man. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your gang out in the middle of a heist just for him to get fucking shot in the stomach. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

I just had a dream about a Venus spin-off show but it was horrifically dark and sad and I’m actually so upset???? She got beat up so bad and Tig had a cameo in which he patched her up, and Venus tearfully just said “you must hate me” and Tig acted completely oblivious, he was just like “what? For what? You being you? Baby, the world is never going to want to accept people like us. We go day to day. If this is how you make your living, I won’t stop you. If you don’t wanna do this another second, I’m right here. It’s all choices, baby girl. I’m ready to support you whenever you need me to” and I just ???? Cried????? Venus was questioning her sexuality and transgenderism and got beat up by a gang of guys who did really bad stuff to her and she half expected that they were gonna hurt her but she really needed money so she took the risk and just
I can’t handle that sadness my brain created
Venus even hung out with some cute people including two young girls who were eating cupcakes when they noticed the fish in the tank beside them had a cute little spot on its face just where Venus had a birthmark and they kept complimenting Venus and she was so sweet 😭😭😭😭
@calumonoxide @ouijaboardmystery @ineedthesons @girl-with-no-faith-in-medicine @one-charming-life @lolsthecat

Flirtations Lafayette x Reader

You grinned, stuffing your hands into the pockets of your hoodie, laughing as you elbowed your friends. It was cold out, and you should have brought something other than just your hoodie, but you were feeling stupid today, so here you go. “Alex, stop quoting shakespeare and call Mark!” He chuckled, before turning to you.

“Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.” You rolled your eyes, cuffing him on the back of the head

“Shut up wise guy, Herc and John are on their way, and I called them both. It’s your turn.” He stuck his tongue out at you, before dialing your frenchie friend, but not before adding,

“Alright, I’ll call your boyfriend, calm down!” You lunged at him, and he let out a burst of laughter and sprinted away, wiggling his eyebrows at you as Marq picked up. “Yo, Marq, you wanna hang out with the gang today, at the mall?” Alex let out a laugh, rolling his eyes. “Yes I can skate, Y/N probably can’t though.”

“I can too, you ass!” Nodding sagely, he replied to the whatever the response was.

“Alright, we’ll see you here in a bit! Hurry up your french ass, let’s go!” You glared at him, before he slipped an arm around your shoulders. “Ah, cheer up! Let’s get some hot chocolate.” You grumbled, but who can resist hot chocolate with friends?

“Oh my god, she gave him his number!” You leaned on John as you burst into uncontrollable laughter, watching as Herc smugly takes a piece of paper, before winking at the blushing lady.

“Is there any girl he can’t get?” Alex waved his arm dramatically, before taking a sip of his hot chocolate. He frowned, before snatching yours.

“Hey hey hey!” Reaching over to grab it back, Alex quickly downs the warm contents, more than ¾ of your drink still remaining. “Why am I friends with you people?” You huffed, crossing your arms and scrunching down in your seat, your breath clouding in the air in front of you.

“It’s our personalities.” John joked, ruffling your hair as you batted his hand away, scowling at him jokingly.

“Or my intelligence.” Alex leaned over, batting his eyelashes at you innocently.

“Or my incredible fucking awesomeness.” With that, Hercules plopped down next to Alex, tugging him away from you and giving him a noggie, while you laughed.

“Hey, quit it!!” Alex whined, trying to bat away Hercules’ hand as the three others of you roared with laughter, and you clutched your sides.

“Or perhaps it is my good looks?” You turned, seeing Lafayette walking towards you, his hands shoved in his pockets as he chuckled in amusement, winking at you as he took Alex’s place beside you, leaning on your slightly. “And the others just came along for the ride?” You blushed slightly, unsure of how to respond when Alexander jumped in for you.

“As much as I’m sure you love her, she knew me first, Lafayette, so if anything, she’s my girlfriend.” And with that, he picked up both of your hands and made a mocking and lovey-dovey voice as you fakely batted your eyelashes back at him. “Y/N, you are the dearest thing in the world to me, mon cherie. I would give you the stars and the moon if I could. Say you are mine, mon cher une(My dearest one.”

“Alexander! How my heart yearns for you, you are the only one who can stir such feelings in my soul, my prince, my soul mate!” You stared deep into each other’s eyes for a moment until you dissolved into laughter.

“Mon amour, why must you laugh at my love so?” He placed a hand to his forehead in despair as you wheezed. Laf huffed next to you, draping an arm over your shoulders and pulling you into his side.

“That is nothing compared to our love.” He stated, cupping your chin and turning it so he could stare into your eyes, almost longingly. “Mon amour, il y a tellement je ne peux pas mettre en mots. (There is so much I cannot place into words.) Je veux être avec toi pour toujours (I want to be with you forever.)” His gaze seemed to deepen as he stared down at you, the french flowing from his mouth as he spoke, seemingly flawlessly. “Tu es tout pour moi, tu es à moi. (You mean the world to me, and a mix between you’re mine and be mine.)” You blinked as Alex sucked in a breath next to you, the only other fluent french speaker here.

“Did you just seriously ask he out with the rest of us here?”

“What?!” Both Hercules and John turned to the two of you, utterly confused. “Say what now?”

“Oui.” You blinked once, before he added, “Honestly, and truly.”

“Uh, uhm…oui?” He grinned, before sticking out his tongue at Alexander. Something seemed to dawn on your friend and he burst into another fit of laughter.

“Oh my god, he was jealous! Oh god that’s priceless.”

Do you wanna build a rook gang?
C'mon let’s go and slay
I never see you anymore, please leave your books, The shroud can wait.
We used to be best buddies, but now we’re not, is it cuz father died?
Do you wanna build a rook gang?
It doesn’t have be called rook gang.

(Evie: fuck off Jacob!)
(Jacob: EVIE FRYE!!…)

Do you wanna build a rook gang,
Ride our carriage down the street. I think some violence is over due, I started kicking off the Templars from the roof.
(Piss off you bloody wanker!!)
It gets a little lonely, screaming obscenities
Watching exploding trains *explosion* (HAHAHAH!)
Do you wanna build a rook gang, it doesn’t have to be called rook gang.

I know you’re in there, Henry’s asking where you’ve been.
Templars need killing and I’m trying to, I’m right out here won’t you just let me in.
We only have each other, it’s just you and me, I’ll blow up Starrick alone

Do you wanna build a rook gang…

Evie: GODDAMIT Jacob that’s the last time I let you see that stupid movie!! I’m trying to track down the shroud!!


This is what happens when I’m bored in class….

If you have better lyrics go right ahead!!!

Lois: Krusty? Are you ok??

Bob: (whispering): Not to worry, my dear - unlike some, I’m saving all my stamina for our, ahem, “later activities”~


I blame youu for this, @al-al-coholic ! you and your talk of krustycandy-franbob double dateness made me wanna draw it x0 so here we have the gang on a bicycle date! why? because it’s cute and I don’t draw enough bicycles so whattheheck lol enjoy~

Song Tag

Rules: You can tell a lot about a person based on the music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and tag 10 people.

Thanks to @vivaciouscactus for tagging me, I love this!

1. Blind As I Am || Indiana

2. I Found || Amber Run

3. All I Wanna Say || Lontalius

4. Fire N Gold || Bea Miller

5. Explosion || Zolita

6. Fire || PVRIS

7. Shadow Preachers || Zella Day

8. Fear Is Like Fire || Fink

9. The King and All of His Men || Wolf Gang

10. Gold || Years & Years

What is your absolute favorite song? Uhhh maybe A Drop In The Ocean by Ron Pope. Actually anything off his Daylight album because he really got me back into music with his heartfelt lyrics and voice.

An extra question for those I tag: What are your favorite song lyrics?

I tag: @badreligiontina , @dallass-winston , @living-through-letters, @thornhands , @youthbookreview , @bookwormsshallruletheworld , @jallyslovechild , @the-girl-who-lived-to-read , @pullupthepoor , @autismserenity

The signs as the jaded teenage girl copypasta thingy
  • Aries: talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt
  • Taurus: you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend
  • Gemini: but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want
  • Cancer: i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying
  • Leo: you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth
  • Virgo: i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of
  • Libra: i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me
  • Scorpio: i’ve roasted you before and you know it
  • Sagittarius: life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.
  • Capricorn: my dad screams if i forget to do my chores
  • Aquarius: i’m a jaded teenage girl
  • Pisces: and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings