i wanna be all cool with my water

Creatures of the ocean, hear my roar! Fear my cry! This is my domain now. You do not own this anymore, all this floating shit in the water. Yeah, I might be helping you and cleaning up the environment, but I’m not doing it out of the goodness of my heart. I’m not doing it cause I wanna save you. I’m doing it because it makes me better than the rest of you, in the ocean. Yeah, I’m really a nice person though. If you wanna come over and watch Harry Potter, that’s cool.
—  Jacksepticeye: Raft #4 - 1/12/17