i waited 3 months to do this

FINALLY

I FINALLY got Jules to watch Supergirl.  After months of  me making side comments about how much she’d like the show and her insisting that it isn’t “her thing”… I was watching the latest ep when she got home from work on Tuesday and she watched a bit with me.  Afterwards, this happened:

Her: So, that episode was kinda interesting.
Me: Uh huh…
Her: *half smiles, half grimaces*
Me: Wait… Do you… Do you want to watch Supergirl with me?!  From the beginning??
Her: …. …. …. maybe.
Me:

Originally posted by lupinthehowlingwerewolf

Two days later we’re on episode 6 and I’ve gotten out at least 4 “toldja so”s.  Mwuahahahaha.   I’m so happy.  And she likes Kara more than Alex, so there doesn’t have to be any divorcing going on. ;) xD

Originally posted by scouserpants

@outside-the-government

Overwatch Outfit-Swap: Genji and Zenyatta 

[Requests by @morethanlittlesinister , as well as several anons] 

FINALLY. 

Finally, there are robots robot boyfriends who wear each other’s clothes. (Clothes? Pieces?) 

I’m sorry this one too so long, since most of you know I’ve been dealing with chained concussions on and off for over a year. Still, this was such a joy to do, because Zenyatta is my sweet boy - and now looks like General Grievous’ jedi cousin. 

Genji looks a bit odd to me still, and don’t even get me started on how Zenyatta taught him to float… But I took a fair amount of artistic liberties with their designs since neither of them have full reference for the parts of their bodies that aren’t covered? It’s like they planned this. 

ANYWAY ENJOY. 

Thank you all for the submissions! 

[Requests for Overwatch Outfit Swaps are CLOSED]

10 things I learned in my first seven months of college

1. just because you walk to all your classes doesn’t mean you’re immune to the freshman fifteen, turns out, you actually have to exercise 

2. the freshman fifteen can be the freshman zero, to the freshman fifty, not gonna lie, it all depends on you 

3. just don’t even think about leaving your dorm or your apartment without all relevant chargers and headphones, you’ll regret it, and even though you think you’re gonna come back to your dorm soon your probably won’t 

4. you’ll probably oversleep if you take a nap between your classes, or you’ll have to sprint to make it in time 

5. if attendance is required, just go, even if attendance isn’t requirED JUST GO 

6. even if you have readings assigned per class, don’t wait until the test to read them all, if you wanna wait, read a week’s readings at a time, do not wait until the test if you don’t have to!

7. if you have a FULL meal plan, and haven’t eaten 2-3 meals a day there, don’t waste your money on fast food unless absolutely necessary, i know dining hall food gets annoying but just eat it, your wallet will thank you eventually 

8. you probably won’t dress up more than 4-5 times a month to go to class, make sure your sweatpants/leggings/gym shorts are clean 

9. just set a time to wash your laundry, also don’t be afraid to take people’s clothes out, also don’t wait until your hamper is full to wash, try to wash every 1-2 weeks (including your linens!!!!!!)

10. going out the weekend before a test is noT beneficial at all 

bonus!

11: success is self-defined! <3

I'M DOOOOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEE

FINALLY!

I FINISHED THE EPISODE.

AFTER 2 AND A HALF MONTHS, OVER 37,000 FRAMES AND COUNTLESS SLEEPLESS NIGHTS I’M DONE.

JUST WAITING ON STRELOK AND NYX. BUT THE RELEASE WILL FOR SURE COME OUT BEFORE THE 15TH. I’LL DO MY BEST TO RELEASE IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BUT EITHER WAY…. GET READY

I HOPE YA’LL ENJOY THIS, AND GIVE ME AT LEAST 2-3 WEEKS TO RECOVER FROM THIS HELL BEFORE ANINATING AGAIN BEFORE BUGING ME WITH MORE ANIMATIONS.

THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH AWAITS ME ♡♡♡

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Starco Week- Day 7- AU of Choice

NO WAY I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ITS OVER ALREADY ..ahem…So we reach the final day of Starco Week 3 *cries* As you can see I chose to do more of the Moon Elf!Star AU bc I love her!!!!!

I had so much fun this week, and I’m so sad it’s over. I’ve improved a lot in 6 moths and I can wait to see where I am in another 6 months from now! Thank you to everyone who participated I had so much fun seeing all the amazing content, and of course a huge thanks to our amazingly amazing host, @starcoweek3 (and here’s to another 6 months of friendship with you and @elladoodles!! Ily guys)

TO ANOTHER 6 MONTHS OF STARCO!!

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When Grantaire asks Enjolras out, he almost says no.

He doesn’t want to date Grantaire. Grantaire is antagonistic, apathetic, annoying, infuriatingly intelligent and nothing that Enjolras is romantically attracted to.

But Grantaire looked up at him with nervous eyes and Enjolras had wanted to go to that exhibit, and Courfeyrac had said he should try to fight with Grantaire less and it’s only one date, what’s the worst that could happen? It will be awkward then they’ll both forget about it.  

Then the date is wonderful. Awkward at first, but they begin to talk about art programs in underfunded schools and they talk and talk and end up at a cafe, eyes wide and bright, listening to each other, trying to understand that other not just dismiss what the other says out of habit. They don’t fight, and when Grantaire quietly asks for a second date at the end of the night Enjolras doesn’t even think about finding a reason to say no.

So it goes week after week, date after date, and at some point they end up holding hands every time they are together, lips pressed to cheeks in greeting and goodbye.

It’s not something Enjolras particularly wants or needs but it is nice, he doesn’t mind. When Grantaire calls him his boyfriend, Enjolras likes the title, even if he doesn’t feel like Grantaire’s boyfriend. Grantaire is still antagonistic, apathetic, annoying, infuriatingly intelligent and nothing that Enjolras is attracted to. He doesn’t want to write sonnets about Grantaire eyes, or that curl right behind his ear, or buy Grantaire flowers.

But Enjolras still wants to go places with Grantaire, and hold his hand, and hear what he has to say about the world. And that’s enough.

And then Grantaire has a dance recital– he comes to ABC meetings right after rehearsal, still in leggings and a loose shirt, smelling like stale sweat, a smile on his face; “today we finally perfected that last pass, it should be ready for Friday, I hope you all can come–”

and oh.

Enjolras goes home avoiding Combeferre, Jehan, Joly eyes filled with concern, “no I’m fine just a little tired.” Avoids Grantaire, “yes, of course, I’ll be there on Friday, I just need to go home right now.”

And then he’s alone at home and he thinks about the smile Grantaire had, the way the skin around his eyes crinkled, the way he almost hit Bosset showing how he lifts his partner and how his shirt rode up and

oh

His first reaction is to call Combeferre, call Courfeyrac, but this is something that they can’t help with. This is him and Grantaire. He needs figure this out by himself.

Enjolras sits and he writes. He writes down every single thing about Grantaire, pinning him to paper, no detail left unnoticed, no virtue or vice dismissed. He sits and he writes for hours, turning over the man who had crept into his life without notice.

Finally, at two in the morning, he puts his pen down, leans back and thinks aloud ‘I have a crush on Grantaire’

and chaste, firm, upright, hard, candid, terrible Enjolras, blushes and—

‘I have a crush on Grantaire,’

He picks up the phone and calls him because Enjolras doesn’t waste time or emotion and—

—and Grantaire had, at some point, without him noticing, become the most contacted, most thought about, most important person in his life.

and Grantaire sounds so concerned fuck, Enjolras still hasn’t explained why he left the meeting like that, why he was acting so oddly and it can wait because right now the most important thing is

“Grantaire I have a crush on you”

“Enjolras our year anniversary is coming up in 2 weeks what do you mean you have a crush on me?”

anonymous asked:

So you've been somewhat quiet and vague about the enlarging bulge, with your weight gain taking center stage instead. Will details follow along with a comparison pic in the Diesel jock?

Eh, I’m still wary about putting too much of a spotlight on my silicone, for a number of weird reasons.

For one, I’m paranoid about glamorizing this stuff. I would be happy if my experiences became the catalyst for some guys to eventually do it themselves, but what I don’t want is to make it seem like this was something I did out of the blue. It took me years of research and planning and contemplation to get to the point where I felt ready to take the plunge, and I cannot stress enough how important I think that is. The last thing I want is for someone to do it impulsively.

For that reason, I am glad that there is a dearth of information out there about silicone. Hopefully it forces people to slow down and really consider if this is what they want to do. It’s a big, big decision.

Also, it’s odd but it feels wrong to be as proud of it as my weight gain. Weight lifting and gaining takes so much effort for me that these 10-pound milestones feel like a really big accomplishment. When I add silicone, it is an amazing experience but it isn’t the same sort of accomplishment—all I did was pay for it.

I dunno, I’m very new to being part of this world instead of an outsider looking in. Still figuring it all out.

Anyway, on a less serious note, here’s a brief update. I had 200cc added this past weekend, putting me at 1000cc total (300 in my shaft, 700 in my sack). I was still quite full from my last filling, so that’s all I could manage. I’m going to be waiting 2-3 months before the next go so it can be another big one.

As far as the Diesel jock, it’s straining but it’s still doing it’s job. Other pieces of clothing are not so lucky.

MBTI types based on people I actually know

I got this idea off @entjheda and decided to do it based on the people I know!

ISFP

  • You complete me <3
  • Literally we have reverse functions so you need me too HAHA
  • Will cry if made fun of. May not do it in public. But will come home and cry for hours
  • Appreciates other people’s weirdness and accepts them for who they are
  • My lil bbys essentially

ESFP

  • Stop Trying To Beat Me In Sass
  • might be more funny than me what huh who said that
  • Likes to be the Dad Friend
  • Is not always the Dad Friend
  • Pair them with an INTJ I dare I double dare you
  • Up for literally any form of entertainment ever

ISFJ

  • Mom Friend x 100000
  • Somehow always knows what to say to make you feel better
  • Probably uses witchcraft to do this
  • Very very very very very very emotional
  • But bounces back after a hella long time of Coping

ESFJ

  • Gets offended easily
  • “What do you mean you don’t adhere to the social norms”
  • Worries a lot
  • Just wants harmony and peace 
  • Kind of annoying because Fi v Fe but tries to improve always

ISTJ

  • REALLY LIKES RULES
  • gets stressed out when you don’t adhere to the rules
  • Is actually pretty chill (as long as you keep to the rules)
  • Cares so much when you are upset. Will hug you when you are upset.
  • I wish I appreciated you more when you were around tbh

ESTJ

  • Ne. That’s all I’m going to say.
  • Could be the Dad Friend. Gets yelled at when they try to Dad Friend me though.
  • Responsibilities™
  • Will never leave you on your own drunk and dying in a club (but will make fun of you the morning after)

ISTP

  • Problematic Fave
  • Very Problematic Fave
  • Likes the same weird nerdy obscure shit but hides it under layers of Social Skills Inferior Fe
  • Gets embarrassed very easily
  • Is fun to embarrass very easily
  • Pretends not to care but cares a lot 

ESTP

  • Urgh
  • Why are they so attractive
  • And make you feel so special inside
  • But turns out they are Openly Fuckboiz
  • You knew this all along but you still went for it 
  • Pair with an ENTJ and you get a fun spontaneous bromance 

INTP

  • I’ve met a wide range of INTPs going from extremely stubborn fascist to a good very smart no-nonsense friend
  • Great to live with because they are so quiet 
  • Not even sure if they exist properly because so quiet
  • So nerdy but so unashamed
  • BE MORE SPONTANEOUS AND FUN CARPE THE DIEM

ENTP

  • Absolute partner in crime. 
  • Has the sass and the wit, lacks the planning of anything
  • Strong Independent Woman 
  • Snapchat game is almost better than mine 
  • Needs a lot of introvert time though but its ok they’ll be back

INTJ

  • You guys are deep
  • And you spend a lot of time in your room contemplating the univerise
  • Which is great because we reach the same conclusions except I do it through experiencing the world
  • they’re very loyal when they like you
  • and you definitely know when they Do Not

ENTJ

  • I’ve actually never met another one of me 
  • Which is very weird
  • No wait I do have this one female friend
  • Alpha Female ™
  • Very hardworking and studious and smart but will have minor breakdowns if things don’t go according to plan
  • Will Peer Review you 
  • Without you asking

INFJ

  • emo
  • so emo
  • “I can’t hang out today I feel like you deserve so much better friend than me and am contemplating the universe”
  • Very thoughtful and will remember things you said you liked from 3 months ago
  • Will also get you to somehow spill your deepest darkest thoughts 
  • And then disappear into the night because emo

ENFJ

  • ???????
  • where do you find these
  • seriously I know NO ONE of this type
  • NOT ONE
  • I imagine you’re kinda like Zooey Deschanel
  • In which case pls don’t Manic Pixie Girl around me 

INFP

  • Best Friend ™ and Cinnamon Roll ™ 
  • Really really nervous socially
  • But gives A+ emotional advice
  • Very loyal, but wobbles a bit
  • Needs you to protect them at all times
  • Likes romantic comedies

ENFP

  • Other Best Friend ™ and Cinnamon Roll ™
  • Protect them, they’re naive and oblivious - I’m just going to copy this from someone else because it’s TRUE
  • Literally will overlook anything if you are nice to them once
  • Will be a puddle of tears inside if there is conflict
  • Just wants to be loved 
  • Is loved ferociously

crazyskinnylove:

voguefrance:

spagettinos:

smilebecauseicant:

crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

i really hope my wish comes true

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

This is AMAZING i wished that I would get into South Korea and I did !!!!!!!!

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***Can you believe we have to go through a 3 month hiatus until we get new episodes again? What to do on Mondays from now on? Well, I know it is not the same but how about reading some amazing Malec fics? Because there simply can’t be enough Malec love out there and somehow it makes the wait to see these two back on our screens a bit more bearable if you ask me.

Anyway, I hope you gonna enjoy this 4th edition as much as the previous ones. Again, a huge thank you to everyone who left notes and/or told me how much they enjoyed these recs. It’s very much appreciated, so yes, if you want me to continue doing this, let me know, okay? Have fun reading!***


KISS WITH A FIST by @clockworkswans [ M | AU | 225k | WIP | Kiss With A Fist universe #1 ]

When agent Alec Lightwood is given his first kill hit, he doesn’t expect much trouble. Of course, he also doesn’t expect it to be a cheerful assassin who lands him in a whole load of trouble.
Enter Magnus Bane: an assassin turned thief who reluctantly teams up with Alec - and The Clave - after he pisses off a very important and powerful crime boss, Valentine Morgenstern.
In a world of violence and unjust laws, can the two put aside their differences and work together?
Aka: in which Alec is sent to kill Magnus, doesn’t, and then really wishes he had. (but not really).


WILD LIFE by @crazyellephantrambles [ not rated | AU | 69k | complete ]

Alec Lightwood likes to go on road trips. He doesn’t pick up hitchhikers. But the one time he does, it’s Magnus. He’s in for an adventure or maybe even fall in love.


ANYTHING by @baneismyexistence [ M | 36.2k | complete | Anything verse #1 ]

Magnus would do anything for Alec, and Alec doesn’t know what to do with that.


EVERYTHING by @baneismyexistence [ M | 70k | complete | Anything verse #2 ]

With Valentine still at large, a crisis threatens to split the Shadow World in two, testing the loyalties of everyone on both sides of the line. But choosing between duty and honor, family and love is never easy, especially when war is on the horizon.


AND YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MINE TOO by @magicandarchery [ E | AU | 10.4k | WIP ]

New graduates and best friends Magnus and Alec have both graduated from the University of Idris with top honors. Graduation and family expectations, however, carved out two very different paths for their lives.

Making the age-old promise on graduation night to get married if they were still single by thirty had been an easy agreement to make. There was no chance it would, or even could, ever possibly happen. It simply wasn’t legal.

When Magnus coincidentally re-enters Alec’s life eight years later, each are confronted with the unsettled reality of their lives, and the rekindling of long-buried feelings for the other. They decide to reinstate the promise they had made as motivation to get back into the dating scene.

But can they push aside their own feelings for each other as they go on this journey of finding true love?

Or: the “Single by 30” Malec AU that nobody asked for.


STAR WARS: A SEARCH FOR JUSTICE by @sweetillusionketz [ M | AU | 9.8k | WIP ]

After the MORTAL WAR that wiped out the JEDI ORDER and the reconstruction of THE CLAVE to govern the galaxy, military force, THE CIRCLE, has been monitoring planets for any trace of remaining intergalactic terrorism and obliterating possible threats under the name of peace. Each strike leaves death and destruction behind.

Former Senator, General Luke Garroway, leads the DOWNWORLDER RESISTANCE, a counterpoint to the Circle, in hope of finding enough evidence of abuse of power to dismantle the organisation and restore real peace and justice to the galaxy.

In order to do so, Luke has sent Izzy Lightwood, his most daring pilot, and the mysterious Magnus Bane to search for survivors of the last attack…


FANTASY by @theonetruenorth [ E | PWP | 3.5k | complete | Shadowhunters Headcanons #20 ]

“Mhmm,” Magnus hummed as they broke apart and he rocked his hips minutely, the slight movement enough to make them both shiver. “This is getting dangerously close to one of my fantasies, so maybe we should stop, if you don’t want this to go any further.”

“What fantasy?” Alec murmured, craning his neck up again to brush his lips against Magnus’ but the warlock teasingly moved just out of reach.

“Well,” Magnus started, looking at Alec through half-closed eyes and with a hint of a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth, “I have never had sex inside the Institute.”


BLUE EXTRAVAGANCE by Hobbit69 [ E | AU | 27.8k | complete | Blue Steel Series #5 ]

When Detective Alexander Lightwood-Bane is called to the site of a bizarre murder, he doesn’t expect to recognize the victim, but that’s exactly what happens. Alec met the wealthy entrepreneur at an event with his husband, the flamboyant and enormously wealthy Magnus Lightwood-Bane. When a second victim is found, Alec and his partner, Jace Herondale, realize that their killer has a “type.” Unfortunately, Magnus just so happens to fit that type.


IT’S TIME TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY, BROTHER DEAREST by @themagnusbane [ E | AU | 83.4k | complete ]

Magnus Bane is a famous stripper, used to pretty boys falling in love with him after one dance. The feeling is hardly ever mutual. But when he meets the freshly turned twenty-one year old Alec lightwood, he can’t take his eyes off him, and they find themselves in love quicker than they expected.


WE CAN SOLVE THIS TOGETHER by @softshumjr [ E | AU | 58.9k | WIP ]

Alec and Magnus have been friends since high school. They both love each other but are afraid to say anything because they believe the other one doesn’t feel the same way and it’ll ruin their friendship.

Alec and Jace are working on an overdose case and are stuck. Can Magnus be the one to help them solve the case?


UNKISS ME by @sweetillusionketz [ G | AU | 11.3k | complete ]

Magnus Bane loved New York. I mean, what other city in the world held Christmas raves?

He especially loved it when he managed to convince Ragnor and Catarina to join him. Spending time with your chosen family during the holidays was the best thing in the world.

The only thing that could make it even better, however, would be getting to know that very attractive stranger that just wouldn’t take his eyes off Magnus. Tall, dark and handsome was just what Magnus wanted to end his amazing night.

All he needed was an opportunity and it came, in the form of a well-placed mistletoe.


MERRY CHRISTMAS, DOCTOR LIGHTWOOD by @softdaddario [ T | AU | 3.1k | complete ]

Magnus Bane agreed to volunteer at a children’s hospital on Christmas Eve, wanting to help make sure the kids got the most wonderful evening. Turned out the kids weren’t the only one who were gonna have a merry Christmas, Magnus realised when he met the young Doctor Lightwood during his time at the hospital.


MERRY CHRISTMAS, ALEXANDER by @slaymemakoto [ E | PWP | 1.8k | complete ]

A one shot in which Alec gets the living daylights fucked out of him and Magnus is sure that everyone in the building is aware of exactly what Christmas Eve activities the pair are indulging in.


JUST WHAT I NEED by @alyxhavok [ T | 3.6k | complete ]

Magnus has a surprise for Alec, and the rest of his family…


YOU PROTECTED ME by @everydayisonfire [ E | PWP | 3k | complete ]

Post Winter-finale.
Inspired by this:

“anyways magnus totally had alec’s omamori with him that’s how he managed to be safe”


IT’S CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT, AND SOMETHING EVIL’S LURKING IN THE DARK by @lightwoodlesbians [ G | AU | 1.8k | complete ]

or, the ’i sneaked into this huge house party for some free alcohol but you asked me how i knew the host and the first excuse i could think of was that i’m dating their sibling, so i basically just lied to you about going out with you’ au


LET’S PLAY by @laurenkmyers [ E | 2.5k | complete ]

Malec’s first date gets sexy. Expect semi-public pool table sex.


IF YOU CAN’T FIND THE ONE BEING HUSTLED IN THE POOL HALL… by @quitemagicalbane [ G | 328 | complete ]

“Make the shot then.”
“Okay.”
“Okay.”
“Okay.”
“Okay, so make it.”


THUNDER’S GETTING LOUDER by @spanglepup [ E | 6.4k | complete | The Boundless Saga #3 ]

For once in his life, Alec decides to take something for himself. He forgets that everything comes with a cost.


THE IMPORTANCE OF PANCAKES by @lecrit [ T | 2.2k | complete ]

Based on the prompt: “I would like a cute Alec and Magnus day in where they cuddle and talk a bit about the future and a second scene where it’s the future and they have their two sons”


WAKE ME GENTLY by @ithilien-writes [ E | 1.7k | complete ]

Magnus rarely (if ever) wakes before Alec, but this time he has… intentions.


FIRST TIME ALEC TOPS by @theonetruenorth [ E | 1.9k | complete | Shadowhunters Headcanons #9 ]

Somehow, they end up with Alec flat on his back and Magnus straddling him, his hands cradling Alec’s jaw while his tongue explores the nephilim’s mouth. It’s a slow, lazy, and unhurried kiss. The kind of kiss that says ‘there isn’t anywhere else I would rather be right now’ and ‘I want to explore every inch of your body’ and ‘I love you’.


CHAIN YOU UP by WholockedHunter [ E | 3.6k | complete ]

Magnus and Alec are having some kinky sex …


CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU by @deepbutdazzlingdarkness [ E | PWP | 2.1k | complete | The Thirst Is Real #3 ]

If Magnus were more alert, he probably would’ve recognized the obvious signs of someone being in the loft: the boots by the front door, the leather jacket laying on the couch, the empty wine glass sitting on his drink cart, but as it is, he doesn’t notice anything off until he’s standing right in front of his bedroom door and realizes the light is on.


I NEED YOU SO MUCH CLOSER by @deepbutdazzlingdarkness [ E | 5.2k | complete | The Thirst Is Real #4 ]

Work has been keeping Alec and Magnus apart for a couple of weeks and once they finally see each other again, Alec can barely control himself.

AKA the first time they have sex at the Institute. Also the first time they say “I love you”.


DANCE IN THE DARK by @deepbutdazzlingdarkness [ E | 2.7k | complete | The Thirst Is Real #5 ]

After a particularly hard day at work, Magnus helps Alec relieve some tension.


NO PLACE FOR A HERO by @one100suns [ M | 20.4k | complete | Battle Scars #3 ]

For Magnus and Alec, navigating their relationship is hard enough without outside forces trying to tear them a part. Quite literally in some cases.


PRESSED UP AGAINST YOU, EVERYTHING IS OKAY by @matsdaddario [ E | 3.6k | complete | Lovely Firsts #2 ]

It’s new, this feeling like even though everything is falling apart that this part of his world makes sense. He likes it, wants to keep it.

“Hi,” he breathes. Magnus stands in front of him, and Alec can’t help himself, doesn’t want to stop himself, from leaning down that little bit to capture Magnus’s mouth with his own.


I SEE FIRE by @lecrit [ M | AU | 12.1k | complete ]

There was one simple and unique rule about being friends with Magnus and Alec: never, ever, no matter the circumstances, not even if you were drunk as an armada of skunks, engage into a debate about pop culture with either of them, and especially not the both of them.


TRUST ME by @sweetillusionketz [ T | AU | 18.5k | complete ]

Magnus Bane has a problem with that arrogant brat that keeps showing his face to every important street race in the city. Damn Jace Lightwood and his annoying habit of winning even though he’s just a stupid high school boy. That’s insulting.

Fuck Jace. But more importantly, fuck his sweet looking older brother, who just happen to not have the slightest idea of who Magnus is. If everything goes according to plan, Magnus will have put Jace back to his insignificant place and gotten lucky with a gorgeous oblivious guy.

Perfect plan is perfect. Nothing could go wrong.

bbbgalaxy  asked:

Wow! You did it, Jakei! You finished animating Underverse 0.3 part 1. Oh wait! There's another part, right? What will you do now? Are you gonna take vacation for a month? Or just take a rest for a week and then try animating again?

I’m working now with X-Tale and The Truce as. I’m reaching the end of both comics so when I’m done with them I can spend all my time in Underverse. If I work in two weeks everyday I’m sure I can finish them. That’s why I haven’t make new uploads of Power Witch and also I haven’t been streaming often. 

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I realised I didn’t post this old doodle it’s … kinda fugly but my standard left me since last year ⁽⁽꜀(:3꜂ ꜆)꜄⁾⁾ Just wait for me for a few months ;; w ;; I’ll be free and I can sit down and really intensely draw!!

By the way!! Thanks you for all the lovely messages as always they’re always appreciated and they make me wiggly and happy(=´∇`=)

Please do not edit/use/repost my artwork without asking for permission!

Caught

An old one but hey i wanted to share it

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines


Theo and i had been dating for about 3 months now but it has been a secret because my older brother Stiles hates Theo and i just don’t wanna go through all that with them. I was walking home in the rain. I could find Theo and Stiles already left so i didn’t really have a choice. When i came i saw a note from Stiles saying “i’m out i’ll be back at like 5”.

I ran up the stairs and headed straight to the bathroom i always kept my pajamas in there so i changed into those after a nice hot shower. I put on my short black shorts and a grey tight shirt and headed for my room. I didn’t even notice Theo sitting on my bed until i heard him cough. I spun around thinking it was a stranger but to my liking i saw Theo standing up.

“Hey beautiful” he said and kissed my lip.

I kissed him back and mumbled a “hey” between kisses. His hand started going to my ass before he broke the kiss

“i like these” he said referring to my shorts and i smiled. I had totally forgotten the time when me and Theo started undressing. We had never done it but we both really wanted although something was always in the way either it was Stiles being home or my dad. Once we were just about to but neither of us had a condom. Theo and i were in just our underwear and i was straddling him on the bed when we heard a knock on the door.

Before i could open my mouth to tell them to wait the door open revealing Stiles and my dad who looked horrified

“THEO” Stiles yelled making his way to the bed and pulling Theo out of my bed.

“STILES STOP” i yelled at him trying to cover myself.

“Who the hell is this” my dad said stepping and taking Theo from Stiles. I looked at them with so much anger. I knew what this looked like but they still couldn’t act like this. “

It’s my boyfriend Theo” i said sternly

“YOU CAN NOT DATE HIM” Stiles yelled from the other side of me bed “why not i” i was gonna continue but Theo cut me off

“sheriff please let me go and let me explain” Theo said pulling his arm away from my dad and putting on his pants and throwing me his shirt that i gladly put on.

“How long have you guys… Have you had… Omg what if you got pregnant… I’m losing my mind” Stiles said in bits and i got out of my bed and grabbed Theo’s hand.

“We have been dating for 3 months now.” I said not wanting to look at my dad

“have you guys…” Stiles started but couldn’t finish

“why does it matter” i asked getting angrier

“because it would be him taking my baby sister’s  innocence” he said looking right at Theo with a deadly look.

“I’M STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN” i said not waiting to have this conversation

“How old are you” my dad finally spoke up “17 sir” Theo answer him and i could see the disappointment in my father’s eyes “YOU’RE 17… THAT MY DAUGHTER SHE’S 15 THEO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING” now he was the one yelling.

“Maybe you should go” i said while putting on my pants and giving Theo his shirt back. As Theo left i could feel my heart breaking. “Why the hell do you have to that” i asked when i knew Theo was gone

“HE’S 17 AND SUPERNATURAL” Stiles screamed he was gonna continue but my dad put a hand up signaling for him to stop

“do you love him” he asked calmly and that was the question i dreaded answering

“i… Dad i think i do”

Lightning Bolt Soulmate!Barry Allen x Reader Part Four

Fandom: The Flash

Characters: Barry Allen, Reader, Caitlin, Cisco

Word Count: 795

A/N: I know it’s been a long time and hopefully you guys don’t hate me after the long wait, but finally, here is part four.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four


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☆Pregnancy Series☆ Jungkook

YOONGI

How you tell him/happens:

A strong arm was around your waist, and a breath caressed the back of your neck. Your legs were tangled with others who were stronger and longer than yours. Your husband and you were in your house, cuddling on your white sofa. The TV was on, and it was the only thing that lit the room since all the lights were off.

Watching that new movie, you couldn’t avoid getting nervous, trying to figure out who had killed the teenager, Claire Sivan. While you were trying to find out, your husband’s hand got under your shirt slowly, well, it was actually his white T-shirt…rather one among the thousands he had. His fingers began to slowly caress your belly, drawing small circles with his fingers.

“I don’t think she’s dead.” You broke the silence, putting in your mouth a popcorn. “I’m sure Ron has kidnapped her to kill her, but he has fallen in love, but now his boss is foll-”

“Let’s have a baby." Your mouth closed at once upon hearing those words. You stretched your hand to be able to grab the remote and stop the movie. "What did you say?” You asked.

“Let’s have a baby.” Jungkook sat up on the couch. His hands gripped your waist, giving you a hug from behind. “Why so suddenly?” You looked at your husband, to see that he was biting his lower lip and smiling. His eyes widened for a moment, and his lower lip turned into a pout. 

“Oh no, no, no. Why are you making that face?”

“Taehyung is going to have his 4 son already.” Jealousy could be noticed in his tone of voice.

“Well, it’s their problem, I hope they have a good time having their own football team.” You laughed.

Jungkook laughed too, but quickly became serious. “Jimin always talks about how sweet his daughter is, Taehyung how mischievous his sons are…I honestly want to have a child already.” His serious face turned to a big smile again. “If it’s a guy, he’ll be really good at sports, and if if’s a girl, she will be too. And they’ll be really handsome, like really handsome.” Jungkook had clouds in his head, daydreaming.

“Jungkook…”

“Oh come on. A few months ago you said you wouldn’t mind having kids.” Jungkook kissed your cheek. “I want to have kids with you.” His lips went to your nose, giving you a little kiss. “I really want to say that we have done something so precious.” Your lips, but he cut the kiss in seconds, looking into your eyes and smirking. “I like the process too.”

You know what happened that night.


Since that night, when Jungkook returned from practicing with his members, he passed by the pharmacy, buying several tests of pregnancy. 

Three weeks later, you were in the bathroom with one of the tests. “Have you peed already?” Jungkook shouted from the other side of the door.

“Aish Jungkook!” You complained. “I told you before that I didn’t feel like peeing. Why can’t you wait for me to feel like it?”

“We can’t wait!” He screamed again. “Besides…Why can’t I go into the bathroom with you? I’ve already seen everything.” You could notice his cockily tone.

“Yah!” Your face started to turn red. “Jeon Jungkook!”

“Yes, Miss Jeon?” He asked, knowing that he would make you blush, and Jungkook, even though he couldn’t see you, loved when you blushed because of him.

“Okay, okay. I will pee.”

Jungkook went into the bathroom, and caught you pulling your shorts up. Jungkook put on a perverted face, but quickly went to the sink, where you had left the test. “Only three minutes.” He smiled broadly. And at that moment, you realized that Jungkook really wanted to have a child, with you. “Where are the instructions?” Jungkook asked nervously. You gave him the instructions of the test, he took them with his right hand, while in the left he took the test. “Holy Shit! You’re pregnant. We’re pregnant!” Jungkook jumped happily, hugging you tightly and kissing all your face.

You smiled with happiness, the image of having a child with your husband, was beautiful.


“Wait, I’ve touched the test where you peed. Aghhh, disgusting.”


When he knows the gender (3 months of pregnancy):

“Do you have to take another test?” Jungkook asked while he put on his boots.

“Why should I take another test?” You asked while you combed your hair, looking at Jungkook on the reflection of the mirror.

“Didn’t you say that when you would be three months pregnant we could know if the baby was a boy or a girl?” Jungkook approached you, placing the front of his body against your back, his arms around your waist, hugging you.

“Yes.” You smiled at his affectionate gesture.

“Don’t you have to buy a test of those in which you pee, and if a blue bar comes out it is a boy, and if it comes out  pink, it’s a girl?”

You started laughing at what he had said. “Oh my god Jungkook, where did you get that from?” You were still laughing, and Jungkook stopped hugging you.

“Films.” Jungkook pouted, crossing his arms and refusing to kiss you until the baby was born, because you made fun of him.


And when you arrived at the hospital, Jungkook didn’t get from you. His hand gripped yours tightly, your fingers entwined. Even when you lay on the hospital bed, his hand was still gripping yours. But there was a moment when his hand let go of yours, and that was when the doctor announced that you were going to have a little boy. And he only let go of your hand, to put his hand on your cheek and kiss your lips.

Your eyes filled with tears, as did your husband’s, who kept looking on the screen to see your daughter. His hand went to his pocket, taking out his phone. “Hyung…” His voice quivered. “It’s a boy…” Jungkook burst into tears. “He’s my little man.” Happy tears. He was going to be a daddy’s boy.


Things he does for you:

  • Makes you eat so his little boy doesn’t starve.
  • Buys everything you need. Like getting up at 3 a.m to go to a shop because you want to eat some chocolate.
  • Take advice from Jimin when you are in one of your moods.
  • Massage your back and ankles.
  • Talks to the baby all the time.
  • Ask you every second if you need anything.
  • Tells you that you are sexy as always.
  • Worshipping your body and your personality.
  • Hugs you every night, wrapping an arm around your belly because he is scared that when he wakes up it’s all a dream.
  • Dances with you on the living room to make you feel more loved.
  • When you are in one of your angry moods, he will be funny as ever, trying to see that beautiful smile of yours that he loves so much.
  • He is basically whipped, even if he tries to be a little cold-faced.


What he enjoy about pregnancy:

  • Showing you off. Beautiful wife + handsome husband= Future mega handsome son.
  • When you want cuddles.
  • Trying to make your relationship and all that a little private, but can’t help smiling when ARMYS ask about you and the baby.
  • Warning his Hyungs about the new Golden Maknae.
  • Talking about what his little man will be like.
  • Trying to make Taehyung jealous of you getting pregnant before he has his 5 son.
  • “Jungkook, how did your wife got pregnant at the first try? We had to try a lot.”  “Well Jimin, it’s because of my beautiful and potent thrusts.”
  • Buying some things….a lot of things of Iron Man for his boy.
  • Buying clothes that are similar to his style. His little boy is going to be fashioned.
  • “Jungkook! He can’t wear black all the time!”  “It will make him look cool! He will be a International Playboy!”


Originally posted by yourpinkpill

The day of the birth:

You have been in the hospital since 4 a.m, when you noticed a lot of pain in the lower part of your belly. Jungkook grabbed your hand nervously and looked around, analyzing each of the doctors and the gestures they made.

At the time of giving birth, Jungkook would still be next to you, grabbing your hand. When he head the doctor that the baby was almost out, he couldn’t avoid stretching his neck, to see how the doctor’s hands took his son.

And when he saw him, he couldn’t stop smiling, a little dumbfounded, not believing that this was real.

“Jungkook…Jungkook, baby. Are you okay?” You asked, a little scared because he was spacing out.

He looked at you. “I think….”

“What Jungkook? Is something wrong?” You were worried. 

Jungkook gently grabbed the baby, balancing him slowly on his arms. “I think I’m going to cry.” He smiled, a tear falling down his eyes. “Hyungs are going to be soooo jealous. They should.” He smiled and kissed your lips. “You did a good job, baby. Thank you, rest a little.”

“Hey baby boy. I’m your daddy…” The baby smiled listening to his father’s voice. “Yeah.” Jungkook laughed. “Sounds good, right?”

So here are more really old drawings I did for a possible Epic Crossover game. I chose these 3 women to show off the variety of women throughout the game. kid shows, adult shows, and animes of all ages would be in the game. If a Epic Crossover game is ever made you can rest assured that these 3 women will be in the game. :p

Now about the live-stream, Last week my earphones broke and so i ordered some new ones, they were suppose to come in today but never arrived. i am going to wait until say maybe Friday before i say fuck it and order a different pair. Now because of this I have not been able to record anything for the slappyvlog live rant. I am still going to try and get some audio recorded this month but there may be a chance i wont be doing a live-stream until next month. hopefully those damn earphones can get in this week. :E

anonymous asked:

Hi. I love your work. Maybe is asking to much, but can you imagine the reactions of Mephisto, Amaimon and Rin to their pregnat s/o (like 7/8 months) like baby kiks, they huge belly, mood swings and that kind of fluff? Thanks so much <3

(sorry for the long wait, stuff near the bottom tends to be unintentionally neglected) 

Mephisto:

Originally posted by mikarus

  • Is not good with it himself
  • But will try his best to do everything he can to support you
  • Hired the best nanny/assistant money can buy to help you when he has to attend work meetings
  • Your both huge foodies so your cravings are no problem to him
  • Feeling like spaghetti? Guess who poofs you to Italy for the authenticity of it?
  • He finds your mood swings amusing and kind of adorable
  • As soon as you feel the baby kicking your certain you see his tail shoot straight up in the air
  • He rushes to your side and pulls of his gloves, before gently placing a hand on your stomach
  • He traces pattens on your stomach whilst talking to his unborn child
  • Blasts anime music through headphones so his child shall come out prepared for otaku life
  • Insomnia can be developed during the 7/8 months, so since Mepphy only sleeps an hour, he’d stay up all night with you if he had too, and just sleep in his office on his huge ass couch
  • If you had heartburn he’d have the safest medicine for you and the baby 

Amaimon:

Originally posted by amaimon-the-king-of-earth

  • Doesn’t mind your cravings
  • He actually shares them
  • You may be eating for you and baby(or babies) but he eats as if he’s feeding his entire kingdom
  • Doesn’t mind your mood swings either
  • He’s just confused by them
  • Doesn’t like the baby for causing you pain
  • He wants to kill it
  • You tell him once its here he won't feel that way
  • “Amaimon, do you want to feel your child kick?”
  • “Hmm…can I kill it?”
  • “NO,Amaimon, you cannot kill our child!”
  • “Then it’s okay.”
  • “Come lay your fucking hand on my stomach right now you fat ass, candy eating, dinosaur!” 
  • He doesn’t understand why you want him too
  • But he agrees
  • Of course shows no emotion
  • Mutters a ‘huh’
  • Despite the negative feelings, he’s fiercely protective of you and his child, and won’t let anyone he doesn’t know and trust near you

Rin:

Originally posted by tsukkiti

  • This boy cannot take the excitement 
  • He is thrilled to feel his baby kick
  • His hands are actually glued to your stomach
  • He won’t stop kissing it
  • He gently lays his head-on it and speaks to his baby
  • Rin sleeps with his tail softly wrapped over your stomach
  • Your cravings are the perfect opportunity to try out different dishes and he really enjoys cooking for you
  • Even if some of your requests may appear to be odd
  • He practically cries when you feel bad in anyway
  • He doesn’t know how to make you feel better
  • So he does the only logical thing and ask Ryuji
  • “Baka, she’s fine, it’s normal for the pregnancy to feel like that in the seven month mark”
  • He feels reassured but doesn’t stop his frantic worrying
  • Overthinks everything and is 50% super excited about everything, an d the rest overly anxious about everything 
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That’s great. My first day at Sky High, and I already have an archenemy.

For carolinecrane.

Renamed March of the Falsettos Songs
  • Four Jews in A Room Bitching: FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY
  • A Tight-Knit Family: The Linguine Song™
  • Love is Blind: We All Have Hepatitis And I Really Hate That (ft. Mendel)
  • The Thrill of First Love: What the Fuck Kind of Name is Whizzer (Nine/Ten Months)
  • Marvin at the Psychiatrist (A 3-Part Mini Opera): Mendel, you WHORE
  • My Father's a Homo: Sweetie, That's Not How Genetics Work
  • Everyone Tells Jason to See a Psychiatrist: that Billy Joel-sounding song
  • This Had Better Come to A Stop: Marvin's An Ass (AND STILL THE BASTARD DIVORCED ME)
  • I'm Breaking Down: wait, wrong musical
  • Please Come to My House: They DO Make House-calls (If They're in Love with your Ex)
  • Jason's Therapy: How is a 10 Year Old More Mature...?
  • A Marriage Proposal: In Which I Am Mendel
  • Tight-Knit Family (Reprise): Treat Your Family Well or I Will (I??? Love Brandon Uranowitz)
  • Trina's Song: You Know What? Screw Men
  • March of the Falsettos: ,,, what the actual fuck
  • Trina's Song (Reprise): You Know What? Never-mind
  • The Chess Game: I Love You (Psych, I Hate You!)
  • Making a Home: Is Happiness a Thing?
  • The Games I Play: Fuck You, Marvin
  • Marvin Hits Trina: Marvin is Not An Ass Anymore, But A Dick
  • I Never Wanted to Love You: Love Is Complicated(STEPHANIE J BLOCK IS MY WIFE)
  • Father to Son: Jason Isn't Gay (pt. 1)