i vote you off the island

Fan: You’re all stranded on an island and you have to kick off one Achievement Hunter—and you can’t kick off Andy, that’d be too easy.

Jeremy: Matt, I’m so sorry.

Jack: I think we all agree Matt, right?

Geoff: I’ll be honest with you, don’t take this the wrong way: Ryan.

Michael: I was thinking the same thing!

Geoff: Ryan will be the first person to resort to cannibalism.

Michael: However, if we voted Ryan off the island he’d be more likely to come back and kill us.

Ryan: I was asked this same question in an interview earlier and I did say that I would hunt you for sport.

ok so i closed to the survey, and i’ll share the results beneath the drop so it doesn’t clog up everyone’s dash because there is a Lot to look at

Disclaimer: Some fans may not like the result/ what was said about them. DO NOT come into my ask box and send me anons if you don’t like it. The commentary comes from other people. Don’t bother trying to argue with me.

so i received 241 responses in total, which is pretty good! here’s how many fans of each team i had (it won’t add up to 241 because people put more than one team.):

  • Anaheim: 1
  • Arizona: 10
  • Boston: 28 
  • Buffalo: 3
  • Calgary: 7
  • Carolina: 18
  • Chicago: 9
  • Colorado: 13
  • Columbus: 15
  • Dallas: 33
  • Detroit: 16
  • Edmonton: 18 
  • Florida: 2
  • L.A.: 3
  • Minnesota: 7
  • Montreal: 20
  • Nashville: 46
  • New Jersey: 7
  • NYI: 2
  • NYR: 12
  • Ottawa: 2
  • Philly: 13
  • Pittsburgh: 36
  • San Jose: 21
  • St Louis: 6
  • Tampa: 16
  • Toronto: 78
  • Vancouver: 6
  • Vegas: 9
  • Washington: 52
  • Winnipeg: 4

The top 3 most represented teams were Toronto (by a landslide), Washington, and Nashville (represent lmao!!!)

Best Fanbase result

  1. Nashville (18.3%, 44 votes)
  2. Carolina (9.5%, 23 votes)
  3. Colorado (9.1%, 22 votes)
  4. Toronto (8.3%, 20 votes)
  5. Vegas (7.5%, 18 votes)
  6. Tampa, Washington, Dallas (11 votes each)
  7. Edmonton, Columbus (9 votes)
  8. Minnesota (8 votes)
  9. San Jose, Montreal, Arizona (7 votes)
  10. Boston, NYR, Florida (5 votes)
  11. Calgary, Buffalo, Chicago (3 votes)
  12. Ottawa, Philadelphia, Detroit (2 votes)
  13. Winnipeg, St. Louis, New Jersey, Vancouver (1 vote)

The only teams to receive no votes were the Ducks, Kings, Islanders, and Penguins. 

as a preds fan, i am extremely flattered, and here are some of the reasons why (if you’re a fan of one of these teams and wanna boost ur own ego by reading them all lmk):

  • Vegas: “everyone’s just happy; Ride Dick jokes”
    • “they’re not real yet”
    • “they just wanna have fun”
  • Boston: “Only ever really shit on Habs fans” (mood tbh)
  • Nashville: “The chants? Did you see the play off run, they were so hype.” (i KNOW!!!!!!)
    • “they all hate the blackhawks”
    • “not annoying. not pissbabies.”
    • “they’re not the pens”
    • “if all those people who bandwagon the preds had bandwagon the bruins i would’ve choked them but preds fans never choked me so i love them.” -ashley pbergeron
  • Colorado: “they’re just happy to be here i think”
    • “no shade but how are they gonna be rude with their record”
    • “their team is bad but they’re here for the softness”
    • “we’re all here to love gabe landeskog and tyson barrie”
    • “shamed into niceness”
  • columbus according to many u are amazingly friendly and chatty and more people should love u
    • “happy to be included tbh”
    • “they’re bros”
  • carolina everyone says you stay in your own lane and it’s appreciated 
  • dallas everyone loves and supports you
  • “the flames because their uniform is red and red is my favorite color”
  • “ottawa is the nicest because they have no fans”
  • “montreal because they’re canadian”
  • “tampa calls half the roster daddy but that ain’t malicious and i ain’t judging”
  • “washington is nice and they hate the pens like me”

Worst Fanbase

I’m just gonna remind y'all that the commentary is NOT mine and that you best not be leaving hate in my ask bc tbh its not my problem if other people don’t like your team

less teams got votes for this one (which is good because it would suck if everyone was terrible)

  1. Chicago (47.7%, 115 votes)
  2. Pittsburgh (35.7%, 86 votes)
  3. Nashville (4.6%, 11 votes)
  4. Toronto (2.9%, 7 votes)
  5. Boston (2.5%, 6 votes)
  6. Anaheim (4 votes)
  7. Winnipeg, Washington, Philadelphia (2 votes)
  8. Ottawa, Montreal, Minnesota, Edmonton, Columbus, St Louis (1 vote)

ok tbh a lot of people put “self-explanatory” or “do i really have to explain” and A LOT of people said “i almost put chicago/pittsburgh but…” but here are some reasons why people hate these teams:

Chicago:

  • “It’s a bunch of rape apologists and people who excuse racism idk what else I could say on it”
  • “no one can match a Blackhawks fan’s persecution complex”
  • “They can’t stay in their fucking lane.”
  • “if i have to see another pk*ne stan in my life im deleting the entire nhl”
  • “In the kindest way possible, they’re dicks. They come to our home games, throw things at our fans, purposely starting fights. And they’re just obnoxious.”
  • “they always up in everyone else’s business and go out of their way to shit on other teams”
  • “One time a white Hawks fan try to tell me, a Native American individual, what I should and shouldn’t find offensive when it comes to Native American issues. They even went so far to use very vulgar expletives in their argument, which in normal circumstances I honestly wouldn’t care about, but I was trying to have a civil discussion and they were clearly too far up Chicago’s racist ass to show me an ounce of respect so. That was fun.” (Y I K E S)
  • “Absolutely trashed Amalie Arena, did not keep a family friendly attitude during public screenings, were antagonistic to Lightning fans whether they won or lost a game. Garbage.”

Pittsburgh:

  • “Entitled, turning into H*wks fans with the whole repeat cups thng. They’re the new “3 cups 5 years” shit.”
  • “They don’t understand that they aren’t the only team??? You can’t say one (1) maybe bad thing about any player with out them jumping on you.”
  • “Oh my god I hate Pens fans. Dear god. They don’t stop whining ever and constantly play the victim over everything, cause drama over nothing, and turn a blind eye to the shit their team pulls. Hawks fans are a close second on the “playing victim” front, but man, Pens fans are total bitches. 0/10. Probably not the Worst fanbase, but the ones I see the most of? Since I kind of block every single Hawk fan I see. Ahem.”
  • “bc they’re not the preds”
  • “obnoxious”
  • “some (not all) tend to be a little arrogant and rude but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
  • “everywhere, won’t leave you alone, can’t hide, WILL find you + harass you”
  • “win or lose, both online and in person, almost all of them are assholes and crybabies. they always come to my team’s stadium in mass and often start fights. I’ve seen a pen fan push someone down stadium stairs (the victim broke their wrist), I’ve seen one sucker punch someone, I’ve had some of them yell homophobic slurs at me as I walked by- and all of this was at Nationwide Arena. my friends in other fanbases have had similar expirences with them as well, they’re generally aweful people and I wish they would go the fuck away.” (THAT is bad. yikes.)
  • “They’re mean”
  • “Crosby eats jars of mayo and is a dick.”
  • “Kidney crispy and his legion of fans who insist he does nothing wrong ever”
  • “I worked at the joe louis arena and me and all my coworkers dreaded games when we played the pens, hands down no other team has fans so mean/rude/drunk/beligerent “

Nashville (unfortunate tbh.):

  • “Some of the fans are great, but a good number of them have already adopted the   annoying habit of complaining about not having won a cup and being under appreciated. They like to act as if they are just the longest suffering fans and don’t want to acknowledge that it is easy to cheer for a good team and that they haven’t really had the highs and lows that a lot of other fan bases have had at this point. Plus, I have been yelled at and hassled multiple times by Nashville fans when attending games. I really like the team and the city, but the fans are pretty bad.”
  • “fish. whiny babies. fucking carrie underwood pretending to care about hockey. bad country singers attempting the national anthem.” 
  • “i’m a pretty big preds fan as well so this isn’t really a “i love the blackhawks so 4get the preds” response. imo it just seems like there are a handful of people that are diehard preds fans that come across really cruel?? like based on what i’ve seen when they’re indirecting or responding to people- and not just blackhawks fans because i don’t really count “being mean to blackhawks fans” as a cruel thing ajdklsa- but it just seems like their really good energy doesn’t always get used in a positive way on this site that’s all”
  • “the most annoying  for me are Nashville’s fans..i was at one game and i get so much hate because of my jersey, because of who am i supporting and..it just made me sad..i think they’re not all like this..but it happened”
  • “I’ve just met a lot of really mean preds fans in real life and on the internet, which was disappointing because they’re a pretty awesome team.”
  • “They seem to think that they’re good people just because of the player(s)/team(s) they support when they actually treat fans of all other teams like garbage. That seems really wrong and narrow minded to me.“
  • “They’ve just been really rude to me and my friends.”
  • ‘"It’s all your fault"’

Columbus: 

  • “They’re just kind of snotty?”

Toronto:

  • “Leafs fans tend to think that Toronto is the center of the universe and that everything has to revolve around their team. They get defensive about every little thing and like to think that their team is better than it actually is sometimes. Unfortunately with a larger fanbase they simply have a larger volume of annoying fans, not necessarily a higher percentage than any other fanbase, and those voices really stick out”
  • “smol bean culture uwu”
  • “some can’t just take the W, sore winners  + they’re everywhere, always up to something (most of them are cool though im just bitter)”
  • “Who is Auston Matthews” (??????????????)
  • “'me stanning the leafs’ makes me want to Kermit sewer slide” (omg……….just @ karina. im screaming.)

Boston:

  • “The most Extra when their team is losing, literally act like the world is ending if they’re down 1 in the first and they’re always like “wow what must it be like to have a good time” LIKE CALM DOWN it’s infuriating” (just @ ashley omg :/)
  • “They are very violent and loud.”
  • “Boston fans are RACIST.”
  • “A majority of Bruins fans I’ve met/come into contact with are very aggressive and rude towards opposing teams’ fans.”

Winnipeg:

  • “Entitlement and have done nothing to deserve it”
  • “Massive circlejerk, obnoxious, feel entitled and cocky with absolutely nothing to show for it. Will vilify players/teams without recognizing any of their players are dirty or careless. Laine looks like Donkey from Shrek.”

My personal favorites, the Ducks:

  • “man i fuckin hate the ducks”
  • “I’m gay and I hate the ducks” (i love U)
  • “Are ducks fans even real idk but if they are they’d have to be assholes in order to put up with K*sler”


Ok here’s my two cents: obviously rivalries and stuff make bias. i get that. but you also have to remember that hockey is meant to be competitive, especially come playoff time. people are gonna goalie chant and be rude and yell stuff you may not like about your team. it happens! but it doesn’t mean that the fans are ALWAYS mean. that being said, i wanna say that preds fans aren’t intentionally malicious for no reason and I’m sorry to anyone who had a negative experience.

HOWEVER, for chicago and pittsburgh, before you point fingers, really reevaluate yourselves. obviously no one is perfect, and like i said, hockey is extremely competitive, but if this many people have an issue with you and how you treat others, then its time to take responsibility. I’ve met some great people with the pens as their secondary teams and there are pens fans that tolerate my hating them because they’re nice enough and can handle criticism, but overall, people have a negative view of y'all because you allow the assholes to be the loudest fans. if anyone wants to talk to me, my ask box is open, but like i said: DO NOT SEND ME ANONS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE’S COMMENTARY. thank y'all for participating, i really appreciate it!

You Me Her

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Chapter Three: Excuses 

Word Count: 2136

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After lying to Lucas about the extent of her feelings towards him Riley feels she has no choice but to tell Maya the same thing. Riley thinks it’s better to hear it from her rather than Lucas, especially after the two girls agreed to no longer keep secrets from one another. A pact that makes Riley feels horrible for lying to Maya but she keeps telling herself that this is the best thing for everyone. Her guilt subsides slightly when Maya looks relieved after Riley explains that she isn’t romantically interested in Lucas. 

As the weeks pass things remain awkward. Even though no one is asking Riley if she’s okay anymore they certainly still have a watchful eye on her in all situations. Still, Riley wears a smile that doesn’t waver as she tries to navigate through every tense situation. 

As for Maya and Lucas, on the outside you probably wouldn’t even be able to tell they were dating. They almost never held hands or made contact of any sort. Riley was unsure if they acted like this because of her or for other reasons.

Not surprisingly at all Maya prioritises Riley over Lucas in ever situation, even when ‘choosing’ isn’t necessary. Riley wonders if Maya does this out of guilt or obligation but she shakes the thought every time, Maya was her best friend and she does things because they love each other. Even though Riley tries to primarily focus on Maya she can’t help but notice the slight wave of disappointment that seems to cross Lucas every time he’s passed over for Riley. At least she thinks it’s disappointment. 

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Random shit for your muse to say to mine:
  • "Dude don't tweet those dick pics."
  • "Please just take my word for this, werewolves do not like it when you put them in diapers."
  • "I have to pee like a god damn bitch."
  • "I tattooed your name on my ass."
  • "I can't afford to pay you for your time, but may I offer you a free puppy instead?"
  • "Your handwriting looks like a snake got a happy ending massage."
  • "I will drown you in cheap wine and bury you in used cigarettes."
  • "I would literally rather suck Satan's dick than sit through that class one more day."
  • "Did my left boob get bigger or did the right one shrink?"
  • "You taste like burnt popcorn and smell like fudge."
  • "Don't use carmex in place of lube."
  • "This is the shittiest mascara I have ever wasted ten bucks on."
  • "If I were Miz Frizzle you'd never make it back from our field trip."
  • "I will pay you thirty-eight cents to take off all your clothes right this very second."
  • "Is killing my professor so there's no class tomorrow worth the jail time I'll have to serve?"
  • "All that is gold glitters like it's worth a shit ton of money."
  • "Don't fucking piss on my bed."
  • "Which level of hell am I going to for filling his shoes with Legos?"
  • "I convinced him you're a vampire so pretty please drink this cup of blood in front of him? I promise you it's not real. Probably. I don't think. I mean, what's life without a couple of risks anyway?"
  • "I'm tickled like a porcupine in July."
  • "I wanna be buried in glitter."
  • "I mean, I certainly don't wanna live in denial personally but I promise I'll come visit you sometimes."
  • "Bill Nye couldn't even help you."
  • "I need you to bring me a new set of clothes and a hug."
  • "So help me if you say another word I am voting your dumbass off friendship island."
  • "How much money will it take to get you to let me dye your hair half bright pink and half neon green?"
  • "Fuck Katy Perry and her lies; that mascara is the shittiest thing ever."
  • "I don't think you understand how lesbians work."
Movie Night

Originally posted by hunterchesters

“Come on guys the popcorn’s almost done!” Your voice echoed through the bunker.

“Please tell me there’s gonna be pie.” Dean’s voice came from somewhere in the bunker.

“You know we’re out of pie Dean.” You rolled your eyes when you heard him groan and grumble in response. The microwave beeped informing you that your popcorn was done. “I swear if you don’t get in here right now I’m going to eat all this popcorn by myself!” You threatened.

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I just… don’t understand people who devote so much time and energy into shitting on queer and trans kids who are just trying to figure themselves out?

Cause that’s what most of these folks are, they’re kids.

Like, as a Bitter Old Queer™ there are definitely times when I see some these newfangled identities and head-tilt thinking “is that actually a thing?” But then I just shrug and move the fuck on because kids inventing new ways to express themselves doesn’t hurt me at all. The people that do hurt my family, my communities and myself aren’t going to be any less bigoted cause we voted some kids off the island. They’ll do what bigots always do, find some other ridiculous thing to justify being asshats. 

I mean, there are limits and distinctions just like there are nuances. Acknowledging the nuances doesn’t mean ignoring the people who most urgently need support. Acknowledging someone else’s experiences, no matter how different, doesn’t invalidate your own.

Even if it’s just a phase~, even if these are kids who want to feel special, kids who’ll eventually settle into more ‘conventional’ identities, so what? Young people are allowed to be little shits. No matter how mature you are, no matter how quickly you had to grow up, when you’re young you sometimes don’t make the right choices and you frequently make mistakes. That’s ok. That’s a fundamental part of growing up. A fundamental part of being a grown up is trying to be understanding of that.

And if they don’t ‘grow out of it,’ again, so what? Honest to god, so long as you’re not hurting someone else I could not give less of a shit. To quote Princess Bubblegum, “People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.” You don’t need to understand it, you just need to be a decent person. 

It’s not like I live in a tumblr bubble either. I know what the real world is like. I mean, I’ve Gone Through Shit. I work with people and am friends with people who have survived and are still surviving some of the most horrific things. I come from a family and community of refugees who fled genocide. 

And in knowing the real world I know that there are people whose self-loathing is incandescent, people who are barely getting by, people who are barely staying alive, people who face the worst kinds of injustice, people who are assaulted and killed and left with no one to mourn them. If something helps one kid feel less confused for a little while then that’s one less shitty thing in the world. What do you get out of tearing it down?

anonymous asked:

the flash

The character I first fell in love with: barry allen
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: harrison wells 2.0
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: catrina snow, i mean tbh everyone mostly hates her but i’m so angry that she still exists that i’m naming her anyway LOOOOL
The character I love that everyone else hates: no one thank god, the flash fandom has a brain.
The character I used to love but don’t any longer: no one
The character I would totally smooch: barry allen and wally west
The character I’d want to be like: iris freaking badass west
The character I’d slap: knock off elsa, god someone vote her off the island already lmao.
A pairing that I love: westallen, quickwest, cynco and joecille
A pairing that I don’t: snowbarry, if you ship it you’re garbage i don’t make the rules.

send me a fandom

safe place anon

Thank you so much for your message. I’m glad you consider this blog safe, I hope to keep it that way! I haven’t read the post you mentioned, and I don’t plan to, but I can tell you, fairly confidently, that the majority of New Yorkers actually hate him. New Yorkers were the ones who got his name taken off one of his buildings bc they hated him so much. We’ve held some of the largest protests against him and his policies and I believe somewhere around 90% of the city voted for Hillary, Staten Island not included bc they’re a joke (no offense if you live on SI but something like 70% of SI voted for Trump so…bye felicias why are you still a borough). Trump supporters are in the minority here, as much as they’d like to think otherwise. It’s a become a big part of why I love this city so much! 

xoxox

“Survivor - A Review Game”

“The Tribe has spoken.” 

Every student loves a good review game.  In fact, if I could just play review games in my class, I think my students would never leave.  Not only do games engage them, but as students have told me in the past, they are especially helpful for them to remember the information, especially when it comes to vocabulary.  Pair a good game up with pop culture, and it will always be a success.  

Recently, I was able to teach the other language arts teachers at my school a game called, “Survivor.” I didn’t make up this game, but it has always been a student favorite in my class.  It was actually more entertaining to watch the teachers play it instead.  I highly recommend this game for any content/grade level.  It is also great because it doesn’t take any prep or paper.

Here are the directions:

*Use this game as a review for any content area.  It does help if you have the possible answers written on the board for students, if necessary.*

Set up:

Explain to the kids about the game “Survivor” if they haven’t seen it before. Explain the idea behind having alliances.

ROUND 1:

1) Have students sit on their desk

2) Explain to students that you will ask a question. If they know the answer, they need to raise their hand.  (I let them know that if they are annoying me by talking, I won’t call on them.  Works every time.)

3) You will randomly call on a student.  If they get it right, they can vote one person off of the island.  Remind them that this is where their alliances will come into play.

4) If they get the question wrong, that student sits down.  At that point (after you have a student in their seat), any student that is sitting down can be called on and “saved” by me. (This helps with keeping the students engaged that are sitting in their chairs and have been voted off the island.)

5) Last person on their desk wins the game.  For round two, that person is “immune” from being voted off the island for the first two questions.

ROUND 2:

1) Everyone sits on their desk again. Give students time to form new alliances or confirm their old ones.

2) The game is the same, except this time, a student can either vote ONE student off of the island or can bring TWO students back up.  The one catch is that a student can only be brought up ONE time during this round.  However, I can bring a student up as many times as necessary.  (If I am running out of time, I let them vote five students down or whatever is needed.)

3) Play until there is only ONE student that has survived.

ROUND 3:

1) Bring the winners up from Round 1 and Round 2. Have them face off in opposing desks in front of the room. It’s more fun if you have a buzzer device between them, but they can always just slap their hand on the desk for the buzzer.

2) Read off a question. The first person to hit the buzzer doesn’t get to answer the question.  Instead, they must choose someone from the audience to answer it for them.  This is the part that makes alliances more fun.  The person in the audience can decide if they want to answer the question correctly or not. If they get it correct, the person up front gets a point.  If they don’t, the other person gets the point.  *If a student hits the buzzer before I am done with my question, then the opponent gets to choose someone from the audience. This makes them work on their listening skills.*

3) I usually play until the first person gets five points and is declared the ultimate survivor.  

So, do kids want to play games AND learn at the same time? YES!  The tribe has spoken.

Originally posted by malc0lmfreberg

How Charming

I tried to fit in everything to one chapter but it’d be way too long and I doubt I’d have gotten it done tonight so I split them and I’m working on the ficlet btw there’ll be a little surprise in it for you Dev. Did I mention that watching boys drink is kind of a turn-on for me?

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Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

After waking up and pulling on some clothes you realised you needed to take out the trash. You sighed as you tied the garbage bag and headed out to dispose it.

Much to your embarrassment, you ran into Erica on the way back. She was clad in one of Boyd’s t-shirts and she smirked at you knowingly.

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anonymous asked:

I NEED more Riarkle head canons please! Can we have one that goes into depth about the photo war that breaks out at their bachelor/bachelorette parties? And maybe one about what they do when all their kids are grown and out of the house? And any others you wanna give us?

Oh God okay I’ll do the bachelorette parties omfg

  • Okay so Riley and Farkle set their wedding date for some time in May when they’re 25 years old right
  • Farkle’s groomsmen are Auggie, Josh, Lucas and Zay
  • Riley’s bridesmaids are Maya, Ava, Smackle, and some girl she became friends with in college idk let’s call her Katie
  • Penny was going to be the flower girl obviously
  • Lucas suggested his bright idea of Sally the Deer being the ring bearer
  • Riley almost stabbed him and ordered him not to bring the deer to her wedding
  • He brought the deer to her wedding
  • But anyway Morgan’s 2 year old son was named ring bearer it was adorbs
  • So anyway, they had everything completely planned out. Bachelor parties were literally the furthest thing from their minds. Neither of them wanted parties, anyway
  • Maya was not having that, however, and more or less kidnapped Riley with the other girls, stuffed her into heels and a tiny dress before she knew what was even happening, and dragged her to a car as she’s desperately yelling to her parents very specific instructions on babysitting Penny lmao
  • Maya texted the boys to let them know to do something similar with Farkle obvi
  • Farkle is tired and very annoyed his wedding is in like a day and a half he just wants to finalize some plans and sleep and love his family so he’s just like ‘wtf I don’t want a bachelor party what would we even do’
  • Josh and Zay gasp and make eye contact and they know that even though they’ve barely ever interacted this is their time to UNITE and get fucking TURNT THEY ARE SO READY
  • They’re both pulling out their phones trying to find the best strip clubs and bars and shit they are getting so excited
  • And Farkle is just like “…guys Auggie is only 17 we can’t take him to any of these places.”
  • And Zay and Joshua just. deflate
  • Visibly deflate
  • And they know they can’t just ditch Auggie bc Riley would find out and she would Full Riley-yell at them and no one wants that omg
  • So now they’re trying to figure out what to do and Auggie’s trying to convince them to go without him but Josh is like “Auggie we aren’t voting you off the island” and Farkle is like “Auggie rn you are the only person here I actually like you’re coming” and so there was debate for a while
  • Finally Lucas gets everyone’s attention and he’s like “I know the PERFECT place we can go!!! It’s a really cool place with a bar but it’s legal for Auggie to be there, and I know the manager so he’ll let Sally in!!!!”
  • “Lucas you are not bringing the fucking deer to the bachelor party.”
  • “But!!!! It’s called a Stag night for a reason!!!”
  • “Sally isn’t even a stag she’s a doe holy shit”
  • So after bickering about this for like half an hour everyone gives up and follows Lucas to his mystery location. He seems v excited about going to this place.
  • Cut to the girls. They are holding Riley hostage in the back of one of the Minkus Family’s private limos
  • Smackle and Katie are literally holding her down by her arms as Maya and Ava attack her face with makeup and try to style her hair
  • She’s yelling like “I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS MADE ME LEAVE PENELOPE ALONE WITH MY PARENTS WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW ABOUT RAISING CHILDREN”
  • “Riley sweetie it’s just one night of fun before your wedding CALM DOWN”
  • “I didn’t even want a bachelorette party! Farkle and I have been practically married for years anyway!”
  • “He’s out having fun at a bachelor party right now. Why can’t you have fun too?”
  • “…The fuck you mean he’s having a bachelor party?”
  • And now Maya sees that she can use this. Maybe lying to Riley to make her mad at Farkle isn’t the best way to get her to cut loose the day before her wedding, but she’s desperate and prepared to use any tactic she can now
  • “Oh, yeah, Josh texted me! Said the guys were just hanging out at the Minkus’ place and Farkle suddenly realized they hadn’t planned a stag night and he was sooo excited to have one so now they’re on their way to some strip club?”
  • And Riley just. Silently SEETHES for 5 quick seconds. And then she takes a deep breath and is like ‘Hand me that fucking bottle of champagne over there it belongs to me and I am not sharing”
  • The girls cheer and start blasting obnoxious party music on the way to their First destination
  • Okay so cut to the boys
  • Who are sitting around a table at fucking Applebees
  • Someone put a cone party hat on Farkle and tied two balloons on his wrists
  • Sally is eating off Zay’s plate
  • Everyone is scowling and looking miserable and staring into space
  • Except Lucas who is happily digging into his below-sub-par steak (that he thinks is great)
  • Honestly someone needs to paint this image of them and hang it in a museum
  • Lucas is like ‘guys come on have fun this is a party!!! Farkle’s getting married in two days!!!!!”
  • Zay: “And we’re in a fucking Applebees.”
  • “How are we supposed to talk at these things??? He’s, uh, gonna tame that wild bad girl, or somethi-”
  • Auggie and Josh: “You’re talking about my sister/niece.”
  • “Farkle’s finally gonna loose his virginity!!!”
  • Farkle: “Riley and I have a 7 year old child together.”
  • “Well, yeah but didn’t you stop having sex after she got pregnant? So your virginity grew back?”
  • “No we didn’t stop and literally what are you talking about that’s not how it works?”
  • “It totally grows back if you don’t have sex for a while. That’s a thing.”
  • “…Lucas are you a virgin or have you just confused and disappointed a lot of girls? I’m really concerned right now.”
  • “Um,”
  • Everyone except Lucas had been talking in a complete monotone lmao
  • The waiter is passing by, and Zay grabs him by his collar, pulls him close, and is like “I need you to get me a bloody mary, but I need you to put as much vodka in it as humanly possible. The exact breaking point amount of vodka that I can drink without dying. I need so much vodka in this drink, I won’t be able to taste the tomato juice. Is that clear?”
  • He has a crazy desperate look in his eyes and he’s whispering in a tone that implies this is the most important thing in the world so the waiter scurries off to fulfill the request
  • Once he leaves, Zay sighs, looks down to where Sally is still munching on his food
  • “Lucas, to be fair, I don’t really remember what I ordered, but I’m pretty sure your deer is eating venison?”
  • Lucas gasps in horror and pulls the plate away from Sally who starts screaming in offense
  • Farkle and Josh simultaneously bang their heads on the table when the noise starts
  • Auggie is scrolling through Instagram and other sites like twitter and fb all that and he’s like ‘how is Riley already drunk it’s only like 7:30 oh my God’
  • So Farkle is like???? Is she drinking around Penny do I need to rush home wtf????
  • And Auggie’s like no it’s her bachelorette party the girls look like they’re in some club right now
  • So he shows them the picture and the boys (not including Lucas, who’s trying to calm down Sally) are just like WHAT THE FUCK
  • The girls are gathered around a round table, caught candidly laughing hysterically. Maya and Riley have their arms around each other, and Riley looks like she’s mid-falling out of her chair. Ava is giggling into her drink, Smackle is looking charmingly confused by what the girls are laughing about, and Katie’s face is in the corner of the picture (since she’s taking it), grinning like an idiot. All the girls look like they’re having a great time
  • So Zay is immediately like “what the FUCK Ava is barely a year older than Auggie how’d they get her in a bar????”
  • And Auggie’s like “She has a fake ID duh.”
  • “And why do you not have a fake ID??? That feels like the type of thing Ava would make you do together?”
  • “Have you like…met my family, or…?”
  • So now everyone is groaning and Farkle is like “Really??? She just left our kid with her parents and ran off to a bachelorette party without even giving me a heads up????”
  • So now he’s a little pissed omg
  • Zay’s vodka with a splash of tomato juice is here so he’s now trying to find himself in that
  • But Josh is just like???? Guys fuck this we’re getting into an actual bar
  • And he was expecting Farkle to fight but since Farkle’s a little mad now he’s like “Thank God, now that I think about it, it shouldn’t be that hard to sneak Auggie in. He’s pretty tall?”
  • So now Zay and Lucas are invested and they’re all scheming how to get Auggie past security and Auggie is a little overcome with emotions tbh he’s like ‘look at all these adults in my life making very poor decisions on my behalf what a night’
  • So anyway while they scheme the girls keep uploading more pictures of them in really stereotypical party-girl poses and fake candid shots, you fucking know what I mean
  • But he’s noticing they all have captions like ‘who needs the boys’ ‘the boys wish they were having this much fun’ ‘farkle minkus is a fucking loser’ ‘boys can’t have fun the way girls can’ ‘we don’t need a deer to have a wild ride’
  • shit like that
  • And Auggie shows the guys and they are like what the FUCK THIS IS A CALLOUT
  • THIS IS A LITERAL CALLOUT
  • THEY ARE ALL SO MAD ABOUT THIS
  • Like unreasonably mad omfg
  • So Auggie has the bright idea of mocking them
  • “Like we can recreate the pictures but be even more obnoxious than they are.”
  • Zay finally finishes his vodka and looks around the table and is just like ‘they call us out and we clap the fuck BACK LET’S DO THIS.”
  • EVERYONE LEAPS INTO POSITIONS AND HONESTLY IT WAS BEAUTIFUL THEY ALL KNEW EXACTLY WHO TO PORTRAY
  • They started with the first one that the Katie girl posted omfg
  • Just leaping and sliding over the table, knocking food and drinks around to get to the right places- Josh wraps his arms around Farkle and lovingly plants a huge kiss on his temple as they laugh fakely and Farkle starts to fall halfway out of his chair. Auggie grabbing a random cup near him and giggling in it while twirling a strand of his hair and staring at Josh and Farkle. Zay Sitting on the edge next to Farkle, looking adorably lost at the scene before him as he twirls a straw in a glass. Lucas (and Sally) in the corner with a big grin as he takes the selfie.
  • They post the picture, tag all the girls in it so they know they’ll see it, and make the caption something really dumb like ‘so blessed to be celebrating with my fav guys!!!! bros before hoes!!!! <3 “
  • IMMEDIATELY after they hit post they all receive angry phone calls from the girls like ‘what the FUCK are you trying to make fun of us this isn’t cute!!!’ and stuff and they’re just all like ‘Sorry sweaties too busy having fun to bicker tonight gotta go live life don’t forget to change your tampons!!!!!’ and HANG UP
  • Josh just whispers ‘we’re going to die tomorrow’ and Farkle’s like ‘yeah but we have to fucking finish what we’ve started LETS GO’
  • They set to work recreating the other couple pictures the girls have already posted. The girls had been tracking all their pictures with ‘Rileytown’ so the boys start using the tag ‘FarkleNation’ this is happening
  • Okay cut to the girls
  • They are LIVID
  • HOW DARE THE BOYS MAKE FUN OF THEM PASSIVE AGGRESIVELY MAKING FUN OF THEM
  • NO
  • NOT HOW THIS WORKS
  • So they’re trying to brainstorm this shit because they will not be defeated and Riley’s like ‘the only way to win is to one up them. We have to take as many ridiculous pictures as we can. Pictures the boys couldn’t hope to recreate.”
  • And everyone else is like ‘YES TRU but we also still have to get our party on while we’re doing that.’
  • And Riley’s like ‘listen I’m running on no sleep, too much alcohol and pure spite right now. Damn right we’re gonna keep partying.’
  • Maya’s just trying to figure out why the boys pictures are making it look like they’re in an Applebees wtf
  • So anyway the girls rush off to a different bar. A THEMED bar. snd star going crazy with pictures omg
  • The guys see the switched locations and start freaking out like GO GO GO INTO THE CAR
  • Lucas had some trouble tearing Sally away from the carousel horse that literally every Applebees has on the wall. She grew to love him.
  • But he got her in the car and they’re snapping dumb selfies in the car but they’re trying to find a themed bar now
  • The girls look like the fond a fucking ocean themed bar??? What the fuck
  • The ask the driver to take them to the nearest themed place he can and they end up at some over-the-top German bar holy shit
  • The use Sally to cause a distraction so Auggie can duck in without the guard noticing
  • Lucas feels dirty using Sally for lies, deceit and underage drinking but rn it’s for the greater good
  • Okay so the girls keep posting pics of them with like fucking mermaids and see animals and tanks literally where tf even are they
  • The boys have to substitute those with waiters and bartenders who are in fucking lederhosen holy shit
  • Riley and Maya post a particularly provocative photo of them tightly sandwiching a mermaid waitress named Isabel. She’s in skimpy uniform, the girls themselves are barely covered up, they’re both kissing her chicks and all three are looking into the camera like, can you top this?
  • Farkle and Josh immediately find an (almost way too) willing bartender named Larry and recreated the shot. Larry is overweight and has a weird amount of facial hair and horned rimmed glasses but Farkle and Josh are drinking and determined to make this sexy holy fucking shit Josh has got his tongue dangerously close to this mans ear and Farkle has his arms wrapped around him way too sensually and is lightly nibbling on his ear and they’ve all got one eyebrow raised and their shirts are unbuttoned and Farkle wrote the caption ‘We’re all about that bass, boys like a little more booty they can hold at night’ and he wrote that in GERMAN because fucking Farkle Minkus
  • The girls were screaming when they saw it and once they translated the caption they were pissed lmao
  • Ava posts a picture of her and Smackle sitting on top of the bar counter trying to flirt with a King Triton and are holding jello shots
  • Auggie posts a picture of Zay laying on the counter getting a body shot from some girl in a really short German dress as Auggie stands on the counter cheering on and posing as if he’s trying to look up the girl’s dress
  • The Katie girl literally doesn’t know any of these people other than Riley and Farkle so she’s a little confused by this whole mess but she joins in and Lucas copies her a little too well for her liking lol
  • Back to the cars to race to new locations
  • While in the car Maya posts a picture of her, well, doing some things with her tongue to the neck of a bottle of champagne and captions it something like “Josh can only dream” or something
  • Josh’s immediate response is to post a picture of him literally fucking deep throating a bottle captioned “I’ve always been the more talented one in this relationship, babe.” and Maya sees it and s c r e a m s
  • Also let’s make something clear
  • Maya’s completely sober for all of this omfg
  • She is 3 months pregnant but NO ONE knows yet. She’s ordering drinks and then pouring them into the other girls cups when they aren’t looking lol
  • Poor Smackle gets the brunt of it so she gets so wasted so fast omfg
  • Riley and Farkle are getting progressively more and more annoyed with each other bc they think the other just snuck out to have a secret bachelorette party without telling them and had lied about not wanting one in the first place. They’ve yet to figure out this is all 900% Maya, and the more passive aggressive the captions and photos get the worst THEY get omg what a mess
  • Anyway, the war trudges on
  • Ava posts a picture of her dumping glitter all over herself. Auggie posts a response picture of him dumping fucking twisties pasta all over himself
  • Maya posts a picture of Smackle being adorable and twirling around so her skirt is fanned out
  • Zay says ‘just WAIT’, runs out of the car so they have to pull over, and returns 15 minutes later in a fucking KILT
  • ‘Let’s do this’
  • That picture was recreated perfectly God bless but Zay never got his pants back. No one was sober enough to think to ask him where he even went and it remains a mystery to this day because one he beats the hangover he can’t fucking remember
  • The Katie chick posts a picture of her hooking up with some random guy
  • Lucas posts a picture of his face pressed next to Sally’s and he’s giving the camera a husky look omfg
  • Also I need you guys to remember that Farkle is a celebrity’s kid. And Josh is in a basically-almost-famous band. And Maya’s become a bit of an internet sensation with her art. And Riley and Smackle are both getting pretty well known in their respective fields. And Zay’s a pretty well known stage actor and dancer.
  • So like…a lot of people are seeing this war transpire omfg
  • Like A LOT of people
  • Like all of their followers
  • Like you sign onto facebook and in the ‘trending’ section they’re mentioning some weird photo war going on between a group of friends before the big Minkus Wedding
  • Like the group is only doing this for each other they are all locked and focused on this war
  • But they don’t realize that there’s an absurd amount of people online LIVING for the updates. It doesn’t even occur to them lmao
  • So anyway, this continues on for like all fucking night omfg
  • Just everyone running around barhopping, trying to outdo each other with silly pictures
  • Annoyed as they were, Riley and Maya were getting a huge kick out of seeing Farkle and Josh try to be as touchy-feely and affectionate with each other as they are
  • They kept going over board even for the two of them to try to win, but the boys really rose to the challenge there lmao
  • Zay’s kilt was not covering him as much as anyone would have liked so almost every time he had to copy Smackle in a picture there was a lot of unhappy slipups but he sold it with a straight face bless
  • Okay so eventually it’s like fucking almost 1 in the morning and the girls manage to end up in a double-sex strip club omfg
  • So the boys see the pictures and are like OOOHO LESSGO although they just hit up the first one they see, not realizing it’s the same strip club the girls are in
  • Farkle is officially pissed omfg he thought at the very least strip clubs wouldn’t be party of Riley’s Bachelorette Party of Lies bc it doesn’t seem very her but here we are
  • So when he walks in and sees some guy trying to pull her onstage for a special pre-wedding lap dance, he’s like y i k e s
  • But she sees him and shoves the guy away and runs over to yell at him while their other friends keep up with the pictures
  • So she runs up and she’s in a tight red dress with smudged makeup and Maya shoved her into one of those dumb sashes and mini veil tiaras so everyone would know she’s getting married. And she smells like 30 different types of booze and she’s??? Yelling at him????
  • She’s like ‘SERIOUSLY Farkle, you didn’t have to lie to me! You spend months insisting you don’t want a bachelor party and then sneak out behind my back!!!?”
  • And he’s like???? “uh babe no I think you’ve had to much to drink bc that’s what YOU did??”
  • “I only agreed to go because Maya told me you were soooo excited to run off to celebrate your last night of ‘freedom’ with the guys! Stop lying to me!”
  • “We were sitting inside an Applebees not talking until you and the girls started posting those pictures!!”
  • And they both pause and stare into each others eyes and realize at the same moment. This was entirely Maya. holy shit.
  • They just start cracking the fuck up because they spent all night being petty and passive aggressive at each other when neither one of them had actually done anything wrong
  • They’re standing in a strip club at 1:30 in the morning and they’re both drunk off their asses and covered in glitter and there’s a pack of dancers circling them looking for cash but they’re hugging and giggling and kissing each other because they can’t believe they let the night get so weird but hey, at least they actually kind had fun
  • There’s strobe lights and fake fog and shitty music all around them but Riley is still giggling and the glitter all over her is making her eyes even brighter than usual and she’s still the center of his universe and he says ‘fuck i cannot wait to marry you’ and they start making out
  • Auggie catches a great picture of them and posts it captioned ‘Reconciliation for #FarkleNation and #RileyTown!” and everyone rejoices
  • Everyone hangs out together for a little longer and heads home for a long day of hangovers
  • Farkle and Josh get MURDERED by the Matthews for sneaking Auggie into multiple bars and a strip club
  • But everyone had a great memorable night and people still talk about it and laugh at the pictures all the time
  • ugh riarkle (and friends)
Malleus Maleficarum - Part 3

Word Count: 2204

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Language

A/N: I was fucking drunk when I wrote this so uh…sorry. 

Series Rewrite Masterlist


Tammi swung her arm toward Sam, throwing him against the wall and pinning him to it. “Tammi, what’s wrong with your eyes?” Elizabeth gasped. She turned her head back toward the two other women and changed them back to her normal brown.

“Tammi, what are you doing?” Renee demanded.

“Renee, shut your painted hole.” Tammi seethed.

“What? I – I will – You can’t – Not in my house, Tammy Fenton!” Renee said with an air of superiority. Tammi sighed in annoyance and waved her hand at Renee, sending Renee’s head snapping to the right and snapping her neck, killing her instantly. Her body fell to the floor as Elizabeth covered her mouth and screamed in terror.

“Look. You got me.” Sam surrendered. “Let the girl go.”

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anonymous asked:

i feel bad for the violas they go through enough bs already & all the violinists are so cruel to them lol

everyone makes fun of violas. violins are not the only ones. 

I went to music camp for the past week, and the violas experienced so much abuse. 

-every time a violist walked into a room a little late, people would say things like “the violas never come in when they’re supposed to.”

-the conductor said they were voted off the island

-a bassist was joking with a violist about how violas are actually better than violins because they burn longer. the violist stared at him dead in the eyes and said “you play the bass. your instrument burns the longest, and I will happily prove it to you.”

-even the bassoons made fun of the violas. bassoons: you are not one to talk. you play the bassoon. 

and the violists can’t do too much about it because the orchestra’s collective hatred towards the violas is what unites us. there’s also like five of them, so no one would take them seriously anyway

Joe Flanigan, David Hewlett, and Paul McGillion panel - SGChi 2014

Oh my god their panel is just nuts. They are so funny and strange when their together. Lots of laughter and lots of nonsense.

  • Paul and David are wearing the same vest and are sitting on either side of Joe so David remarked that they look like Joe’s back up singers
  • “How gay is it that they actually wore the same vests” - Joe
  • Paul’s mike isn’t working/turned on. “The ZedPM was low” - David. “Isn’t Paul funnier this way?” - Joe.  When Paul’s mike finally works his first line is “Hello, gorgeous!!”
  • “Let’s ask the convention goers whether there should be another convention. Strangely it was overwhelmingly yes!” - David
  • STARGATE FOREVER
  • Paul joked that David’s wife bought his vest because she has better fashion sense than him. So David said he wanted to wear the Doctor Who shirt.
  • Joe was apparently out late the previous night with Jason and Paul. David said he missed the text and was in his room watching Jason’s film Road to Paloma
  • Finally question time. Lol they joked for a while
  • First question: If they could be any super villain who they be? David said “They’re all so good. Who’s the bad guy in Doctor Strange? I always liked him.” Silence greeted him. “Well I choose him” Someone did give him the name but I didn’t catch it. Paul and Joe didn’t choose though jokes about Aquaman flew ;)
  • Fan: “If the TARDIS materialized right now and the Doctor popped out, which Doctor would you want it to be and where would you go?”   “I would punch him in the face, steal his keys and take the TARDIS back to Gallifrey. Tom Baker.” - David. Then David jokingly asked Joe which Doctor he’d want cause we all know Joe has never seen nor does he know anything about Doctor Who. He said if a telephone box materialized out of no where he be like “WTF!? Who are you!? And why do you have a British telephone box?”  Paul said, “I’d uh go with David Tennant.” and he’d go to Scotland.
  • Fan: This question’s for Paul. Which one was the bigger womanizer in Stargate: Joe or David? Paul answered “Let’s put it this way. Remember the episode Irresistible and for some reason there were a lot of beautiful women in that episode and Joe took a bit of extra time putting on cologne and make sure he looked good. Meanwhile David was in his trailer”. David chimed in “I found the internet!” Paul finished his story by saying whenever a pretty girl was around he’d fix his hair and act all cool. So Joe was the biggest womanizer.
  • David said Paul was the most womanized or traumatized as Paul corrected. Joe said “No no we were the ones who were traumatized. Remember when the director yelled cut and you two were still locked on?” “Dave’s like a bloodsucker. He wouldn’t let go.” - Paul. “They called me the leech in high school” - David.
  • Fan: What are the best and worst parts of going to a convention. Their answers: the best part is the fans as well as seeing friends they don’t get to see very often. Then they joke that the worst part is the secret tunnel like hallway they transport them around. They described it as full of garbage and like a sewer tunnel hahahaha. Theres a whole underground city that’s no unlike a prison. And it smells like garbage. They were joking though and it was so funny.
  • Joe and Paul told a story about one day filming in the woods and whenever Paul put his backpack down down cause it was too heavy Joe would put a rock into Paul’s backpack because Paul was complaining a lot. Paul didn’t notice until the end when there were like 20 rocks in it.  Paul commented on how heavy it is. Joe sent over a prop guy to look at his backpack and Paul saw all the rocks. Paul finished up the question by saying “I hate Joe Flanigan." 
  • Joe talked about how everyone got a girlfriend in the last episode except for him. Then he talked about the Castro district which I know nothing about but I assume it has homophobic connotations judging by reactions I read on the internet. Something about spending a lot of time there instead of getting a girlfriend. So yeah…
  • Joe got some advice from Richard Dean Anderson: Don’t do the technojargon well. If your good at it you’re gonna get more of it. Meanwhile Jason gets to just grunt. Easiest lines ever.
  • Fan: What would you do for a Klondike bar. "It’s food. Anything.” - David. “Kill a puppy.” - Joe. “That’s crossing a line Joe.” - David. 
  • Fan: who would you want to play in the Stargate reboot if you were in it. David he wants to be the caterer. Joe said he’d try the McKay character just to see what its like. Paul said he’d be the Walter and just turn the gate on. 
  • Fan asked about the deeper parts of McKay acting wise like in the Shrine. David said he filmed all the parts of the Shrine where McKay is on video in one day. Very emotional and he loved to show that side of McKay. 
  • One thing they wanted to put in the show was a distillery somewhere. Most likely Joe’s room. Like the still in M*A*S*H.
  • Fan asked about Paul being in SG-1 as Littlefield in Torment of Tantalus and if that had any impact on SGA. Paul talked to Martin Wood about coming back and being Beckett and Martin said “but you were the first person to go through the Stargate” “Yeah?”  "Have you ever been to convention?“ "No.” “Oh. Okay. You’ll see. Go to a convention and let me know.” Paul went to a convention came back and went “Okay I get it.”
  • Paul would win in a wrestling match against these guys. Joe told a story about how he and Paul were having a wrestling match. Jason tried to warn him but he did it anyway and then wouldn’t give in when Paul had him in a headlock. Joe came to set the next day all stiff and in pain. 
  • David’s role in SGA was suppose to be an African American character but they liked Hewlett so he got the role. But it confused the hell out of Joe and the others when David walked in on the first read through. Cause he’s not black.
  • They had a hard time being serious on set. They goofed off all the time. David was constantly told “You can goof off right before we shoot.” And he was like “I’m pretty sure I can.” They would goof right up until the very last second before filming. However they apparently were distracting some of their guest stars. Whoops lol.
  • Fan: whose decision was it to kill Beckett? David said I think they just went around the cast and crew and took a poll. Paul was voted off the Island. Joe was upset when he heard that Paul was being killed off and he tried to stop it but there wasn’t anything he could do.  Paul thanked the fans for “Save Carson Beckett”
  • A sequel to A Dogs Breakfast?? David and Kate did work on a tv pitch called a Dogs Bed and Breakfast but he said no one wanted to make it. The fan that asked brought up kickstarter and we were all enthusiastic. I hope he starts one.
  • On the Puddle Jumpers: That’s where they paid the least amount of attention to what was happening and goofed off the most. Plus they couldn’t hear anything so when the director was shouting that they were filming they just kept doing what they were doing (eating laughing etc.)
Reality TV AUs

Imagine your OTP:

  • “I’m really famous and you’re my dance partner we better goddamn win this thing too bad we hate each other” AU
  • “I suck at directions and you get really bad motion sickness why the fuck did we enter ourselves in The Amazing Race” AU
  • “I’m the world’s worst singer but you’re the totally cute judge that I’ve been crushing on and I just wanted to grab your attention and I think I succeeded” AU
  • “I encouraged you through that height obstacle, now it’s time for you to hold my hand while I eat this cockroach” AU
  • “You’ve never tried to vote me off the island let’s be lovers allies” AU
  • “for some reason my family has its own reality show and you’re a cameraperson capturing it all if you help me escape I’ll go out with you” AU
  • “you may cook a mean steak but my creme brulee is the best the town’s ever seen you’re going down” AU
  • “I’m the bachelor/ette and the fact that you have the audacity to steal a rose every week before the end impresses me I’ll allow it” AU
  • “I barely know you but I seem to design all my outfits with you in mind and you pull it off so well” AU
  • “You are SO infuriating why can’t you just give me the 50 bucks for this watch and I’ll buy you dinner with it” AU

I gotta tell ya I hope when the primaries come around Bernie Sanders knocks it out of the park. I hope there are as many supporters as Tumblr makes it seem. I’ve been livin with my grandparents for about a month with the news on all the time and havent heard his name spoken ONCE. Not ONCE. (even though his portland rally drew the biggest crowd so far in 2015). The News only wants to talk about Trump and Hillary. They REALLY dont want bernie to be seen as a serious candidate and I just really hope the bernie supporters I see on social media pull through when the time comes. I want all these fucking news stations to be shitting their pants at the number of votes he gets I really do. Plot twist you bitches.

The 100 Predictions (SPOILERS!!)

So, after ep. 3x05 and the 3x06 preview aired I have a few predictions for what may be coming.
1. A.L.I.E. So, with what’s happening right now, and what we know about A.L.I.E. And the city of light, and from what I’ve seen of the 3x06 preview… The city of light is a lie. A.L.I.E. A LIE. Whatever those pills are doing, it’s most likely going to put whoever takes it into a zombie-like state. When we first met ALIE, Murphy watched a video of her creator- saying she’s the one who caused the nuclear apocalypse. She’s trying to wipe out human kind once and for all, hence why she wanted to rebuild Jaha’s missile. I also believe that the Grounders believe that the city of light is where they go when they die, but they don’t really believe they die- they just take the next step… Hence why Lexa has the infinity symbol on her neck, and also why she is always talking about reincarnation. It’s the Grounders sacred symbol… Like a cross for Christians, the Star of David, etc. it’s their symbol.
2. Lincoln will probably (most likely) die… Very soon. In one of the previews we see Octavia beating the living crap out of Bellamy saying “You’re dead to me”, that kind of rage can only be read as someone she loves has died. I think it will most likely be a guard saying he was “Reaching for his gun”
3. In the 3x06 preview, Lexa is waking up from a nightmares she’s having about her army getting slaughtered. As we know from that E4 commercial (that I feel SO BAD and also SO EXCITED about watching) Clarke and Lexa are in bed together. I think Clarke may stay with Lexa through the night to comfort her and… Well you get the picture 😂
4. So, now let’s get to Murphy and the unfortunate situation he has himself in right now… The scouts (I guess?) who picked Murphy up will probably take him to Polis, and that little blue pill? Lexa is going to take it. I know everyone is worried about Lexa dying, but I can assure you (well almost… No one is safe on this show lol) she’s going to go into the same state as Raven and the others and Clarke has to find a way to get everyone back to reality. This explains the filming in downtown Vancouver with Alycia and Eliza, they’re both in the city of light.
5. With Lexa showing weakness by not starting a war with Skaikru, I think there’s a high probability that she will be voted off the island and Ontari will become the new Commander. Either that OR when Lexa is trapped in the city of light, Ontari takes lead as the replacement commander while Lexa is in the coma/zombie like state… Which would mean a war against Skaikru and Lexa losing her command. Lexa’s character is one that is loved throughout the entire 100 fandom, I HIGHLY doubt they would kill her off. I think the uproar that would happen would put a huge hole in the series. But her losing her place as Heda? Very, very possible.
Annnnnd that’s all I have for now! Leidon!