i use it to make this

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Stay safe for her

Based on an anon’s suggestion, it was supposed to be a simple 1 panel thing, but here’s some sort of a comic instead

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i’m scared! hold my hand, please? i’m scared. i’m scared… i’m scared!

Are you ready to suit up and save our democracy?

Hey gang! There’s a critical Judiciary Committee meeting happening tomorrow in the House of Representatives, regarding Rep. Nadler’s special resolution asking for the Department of Justice to release all information on Trump and his possible business conflicts - an essential step in understanding whether or not our current president has compromising ties to Russia. There are murmurs in the (trustworthy) media that the committee plans to scuttle the resolution and hopes the news will be buried in Trump’s scheduled Tuesday circus. 

If you have a rep on this committee, please call them and ask them to put America’s national security before their own Republican party interests. If you don’t have a rep on the committee, do like I did and call the direct line to say the same thing. The people who answer the representatives’ phones are super kind, they never argue, they only kindly take your message and pass it along. Here’s a quick script, and some handy-dandy phone numbers too!

“I am a constituent in Representative’s [name] district. I would like to insist that he/she support the Resolution Of Inquiry introduced by Representative Nadler seeking key info on the Administration’s business conflicts and Russian ties. It is essential to our democracy that elected officials and their staff be held to the highest possible ethical standards. Furthermore, the Constitution has an Emoluments Clause for the specific purpose of preventing foreign governments from asserting undue influence on the President. Please demonstrate your patriotism by supporting this and any similar resolutions. Thank you.”

House Judiciary Committee direct line: 202-225-3951
Chairman Bob Goodlatte (R-VA 6): (202) 225-5431 // (540) 432-2391
Rep. Martha Roby (R-AL 2): (202) 225-2901 // (334) 262-7718
Rep. Andy Biggs (R-AZ 5): (202) 225-2635 // (480) 699-8239
Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ 8): (202) 225-4576 // (623) 776-7911
Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA 49): (202) 225-3906 // (760) 599-5000
Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO 4): (202) 225-4676 // (720) 639-9165
Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL 1): (202) 225-4136 // (850) 479-1183
Rep. Ron DeSantis (R-FL 6): (202) 225-2706 // (386) 279-7343
Rep. Doug Collins (R-GA 9): (202) 225-9893 // (770) 297-3388
Rep. Steve King (R-IA 4): (202) 225-4426 // (641) 201-1624
Rep. Raúl Labrador (R-ID 1): (202) 225-6611 // (208) 743-1388
Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA 4): (202) 225-2777 // (888) 216-3005
Rep. Mike Bishop (R-MI 8): (202) 225-4872 // (810) 227-8600
Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH 4): (202) 225-2676 // (419) 999-6455
Rep. Steve Chabot (R-OH 1): (202) 225-2216 // (513) 684-2723
Rep. Tom Marino (R-PA 10): (202) 225-3731 // (570) 322-3961
Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC 4): (202) 225-6030 // (864) 241-0175
Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX 21): (202) 225-4236 // (512) 912-7508
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX 1): (202) 225-3035 // (903) 561-6349
Rep. Ted Poe (R-TX 2): (202) 225-6565 // (281) 446-0242
Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-TX 27): (202) 225-7742 // (361) 884-2222
Rep. John Ratcliffe (R-TX 4): (202) 225-6673 // (972) 771-0100
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT 3): (202) 225-7751 // (801) 851-2500
Rep. Jim Sesenbrenner, Jr. (R-WI 5): (202) 225-5101 // (262) 784-1111
Ranking Member John Conyers, Jr. (D-MI 13): (202) 225-5126 // (313) 961-5670
Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA 15): (202) 225-5065 // (510) 370-3322
Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA 33): (202) 225-3976 // (323) 651-1040
Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-CA 19): (202) 225-3072 // (408) 271-8700
Rep. Karen Bass (D-CA 37): (202) 225-7084 // (323) 965-1422
Rep. Ted Deutch (D-FL 22): (202) 225-3001 // (561) 470-5440
Rep. Hank Johnson, Jr. (D-GA 4): (202) 225-1605 // (770) 987-2291
Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL 4): (202) 225-8203 // (773) 342-0774
Rep. Brad Schneider (D-IL 10): (202) 225-4835 // (847) 383-4870
Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-LA 2): (202) 225-6636 // (504) 288-3777
Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD 8): (202) 225-5341
Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY 10): (202) 225-5635 // (212) 367-7350
Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY 8): (202) 225-5936 // (718) 237-2211
Rep. David Cicilline (D-RI 1): (202) 225-4911 // (401) 729-5600
Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN 9): (202) 225-3265 // (901)544-4131
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX 18): (202) 225-3816 // (713) 655-0050
Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA 7): (202) 225-3106

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·· I was under the impression that quinces were bow-and-arrow using savages…But after witnessing that, I guess they’re quite civilized… ··

                                                           - Happy Birthday @vegeet // 2.28.17

Me, explaining to an elderly couple how I fixed their internet: So the internet comes into your house via a cable, right? And what happens is the cable goes into that box - the router - and the router puts the internet into the air - like a perfume spritzer. The problem is, your cable is old and has broken at one end so the internet is struggling to get into the box, so I just put in a new cable, and now the internet is back in the air again and your kindle can pick it up.

How to be a crying and sobbing mess when you should be asleep:
-be stupid like me and watch this
https://youtu.be/7qNj3Y2dZWI

This is something I learned was going on some time ago and it came to my attention today that it has continued. It disheartened me to the point I felt the need to make an attempt to address it.

Myself and those I rp with are fortunate to have a great number of followers who enjoy our roleplay and writing. However, I am aware that there are others being subjected to unjust and unfair comparison.

I cannot and will not condone this behavior. If you do not enjoy a player’s roleplaying, that does not give cause to abuse the privilege of anonymity to put down, attack or harass them. Roleplay is a hobby and is done for the player’s own enjoyment before anyone else’s.

Many of us do strive to improve our writing and characterization and are open to hearing out constructive, thoughtful and fair criticism. If you cannot offer a player this, the unfollow button is just as easy to find as the ask button. Please consider using it instead, leaving the player to enjoy their hobby in peace.

i was on the road for 9 hours today with my mom to go to my optometrist back where i used to go to school, and we went through a bunch of weird small towns instead of just taking the interstate.  one of the strange old towns had a cafe inside an antique store.  it was really cute, and run by a kind looking elderly man, and the flavors of coffees he had was pretty impressive considering the town had a population of, like, 8.

so i order a white chocolate mocha.  this little old man says, “this will be the best coffee you ever had!”.  Like holy shit.  is this guy for real did we just discover some legendary coffee master in the shithole town.

so i wander around the antique store and look at the weird furniture and silverware collections and all that, then go back to the front.  the guy gives me a big grin like the nicest grandpa in the world and says, “I hope this is the best coffee you ever have!”.

this cup of coffee.  tasted like hot water mixed with mustard and dust.  I thought maybe it was just the first sip.  But holy shit it was SO fucking BAD i couldn’t even believe it.  my mom asked for caramel in hers but it was some Mystery Disaster flavor as well.  Of course we didn’t realize this until a little while after we left but holy fuck it was just.  awful.
at least on the way back we had a really nice lunch