i upset myself

anyone else kinda terrified you’ll never be able to hold a job in the future because of your mental illness

Déjà vu

Based on THIS textpost


McGonagall: *looking over the write up of what the boys were caught doing. she sighs*

James: Actually professor, Sirius is my middle name.

Mcgonagall: *stares at both of them, feeling the absolute worst Déjà vu*

James: Yeah, Minnie, you look like you’ve seen a ghost or something.

McGonagall: *pauses, suddenly seeing two different boys in front of her…*

*The two boys leave the office*

FIN


James Sirius Potter/James Potter played by @space-marauder

Teddy Lupin/Remus Lupin played by @kapitan5o

new show idea: anthony bourdain and gordon ramsay travel the united states visiting hole-in-the-wall dives with bomb-ass food. bourdain picks out the restaurants and spends the first however-long of the episode talking up how fucking amazing this place is. when they get there it is always in a strip mall, or a shack in the woods, or a trailer under an overpass. ramsay is constantly scared and confused. bourdain is usually also scared and confused but pretends he is actually cool with whatever, in keeping with every other show he has ever done.

shots from every episode:

  • bourdain completely terrified by ramsay’s driving
  • bonus points if ramsay refuses to just drive a normal car like a normal fucking person
  • the look of horror and resignation on ramsay’s face when he sees where they’re going to be eating
  • ramsay taking in every possible health code violation
  • bourdain’s poorly-contained sadistic glee at the look on ramsay’s face
  • at least one scene that is more censor beeps than audible dialogue
  • ramsay’s vindication when bourdain ends up trapped in the bathroom shitting his guts out
  • bourdain’s complete lack of remorse and insistence that it was completely worth it

do u ever think about the first time harry and louis spooned?? louis probably kept blowing on his curls ! to make harry giggle ! and how harry probably had a stupid grin and HID HIS DUMB LITTLE smile into his arm and louis could ! sense it ! and he probably asked ‘what?’ in his raspy voice and harry in his changing voice just ! said ‘nothing’ and theN SMILED EVEN WIDER SO WIDE HIS CHEEKS HURT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bUT HE COULDN’T EVEN SEE HOW BIG AND STUPID LOUIS’ SMILE IS TOO OHH YM GOD