home is where the wifi connects automatically
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Summary: The wifi at Dan’s parents’ house is utter crap, which is definitely why he’s always so miserable when he visits his family for Christmas. Because of the wifi. (Or at least, that’s what he chooses to tell himself.)
Warnings: food, swearing, family-related angst, someone getting mildly drunk
Notes: Each section is labeled with the year in which it’s set, so for clarity’s sake, pay attention to that.
Dedicated to spider, of course <3