Professor: Meaghan, how old are you?
Me: 24. I turn 25 next month…
Professor: You have a few months left before you’ve lived a complete Keats life! He was so young, huh? Aren’t the Romantics fun? If you want a full Shelley life I can give you 4 more years…
Me: ….. I’d rather not.
Professor: No dying in a blaze of glory for you?
Me: I don’t think Shelley died in a blaze… it was a bit…. wetter than that.
Professor: [loses it]