i try to be creative i swear

anonymous asked:

Hi, 7goodangel. I am here to ask you about PaperJam as a shy, smol and innocent being (mainly thegreatrouge made him be). There has been some conflicts regarding his trait. Some said his canonical personality is a jerk, like what you wrote in his bio / info and some said that is severely wrong and being shy, (which made him shipped with Fresh), is his canonical personality. What are your thoughts about this? I mean, it is your character and people are taking control of it. Don't you disagree?

Well… I have talked to people and seen public conversations and this has happened several times to me over months. I guess I’ve gotten a little numb to it now… or maybe it’s due to school that I haven’t given it the attention that it deserves. Probably due to school. 

I just can’t update constantly like others - even though some others in school were and are able to update constantly. I can’t keep going around and holding up my bio of PJ and police people. It’s exhausting to me… it really takes up the small bit of free time I have. 

I think after I get a solid job that I’ll be able to go around better… but anyway - back to your question. 


While I love seeing interpretations and do not want people to be limited by something and have their imaginations go forth… it’s proving that a huge con comes with that mentality - which you have pointed out. A lot of people swear that PJ is the cute, innocent interpretation that really, did get PJ popular in the first place. While I did have him as a jerk from the beginning - I kinda kept that info to my RP blog - so you could say it is my fault this is all happening and I do think that. I could of done something to make it not as bad as it is now… 

It’s just like the NSFW stuff… people just assume the first thing and run with it. And it really does make me feel like I really am not needed for my own character at points. 

It’s a struggle - I don’t want to have people stop interpreting PJ within AUs… but I also don’t want people to just see him as an innocent child to ship with Fresh. 

And I’m still trying to find the best solution to it. 

But… I feel like the damage is already done. It’s too late for me to talk to all of these people going around swearing on their life that PJ is canoncally like Rouge’s interpretation/AUs. It feels like an hopeless battle to me. 

And I guess I needed someone to ask me this question so then I can fully say my thoughts on this. 

So in short, while I love creativity and don’t want to snuff it out (considering some people would probably think I’m doing that already with saying “No Sin”), I still don’t like it. It irritates me, irks me, frustrates me, and I feel like even as the person who thought of PJ in the first place, my voice isn’t enough. Communities seem like they don’t care about artists unless they reach a ‘certain goal of popularity’ or seem like they have a more professional style of art. I know I do not reach either of those titles. 

People misspell my username all the time - I actually claimed ‘7goodangle’ on tumblr for that reason.

People still say “I’m too lazy to find who made PJ” when they clearly mentioned they looked at the bio on the wiki. 

People still go around arguing others on the canon ship of OmniPJ and swearing that FreshPaper is the true canon ship, when all people are pointing out is that they need to keep the canon ship in mind when going around with information.

Even just basic personality traits… and these things are happening on sites that I do not nor want an account for. 

I still want others to have fun - to be happy; but I don’t know… I guess I’m cutting out my own happiness to get everyone else happy? I want to eventually write a version of PJ within his own universe and story… and he is more like the version I created within the UT verse. Not exact - but close. Though who knows… I might shove PJ to the side and replace his role with another character. I’m still weighing options.

Cause PJ was the first character I ever put this much time and thought into… my first character that was balanced, well rounded…

And what happens?

…well.

You said it Anon. 

They took it - changed it (initially as an AU but now people think it’s canon) - and I can’t do much about it. Due to school and not much free-time… due to how many don’t know the true creator… and just back talking anyone who is just mentioning it to people who swear by it. 

As an artist and a character designer…

It makes me not want to show designs, characters, and stories ever again online.

Considering if this is how I was treated on the first one… why even take a chance at a second one? If it has brought me so much stress, frustration, and time… why even try it again?

I said I was only going to do fanart so if anyone stole it, it didn’t really matter. 
I think I should have stuck with that thought process. 

In conclusion, there are some major things to take away here. First – that yes, I do not like how it has skewed this far to the point of arguing over a fandom version with the canon. Canon is canon and I get the different AUs – this is too far. Way too far. I am emotionally drained from this – from this whole mess that I have been defending throughout majority of PJ’s lifespan. I will state this – Paper Jam is my character. He is my original character that I created more than a year ago. And the UT AU fandom took my character and warped him to something he is not and all of his original meaning is lost. I do not like to hurt others or make other sad – but I must put my foot fully down. This miscommunication needs to stop. I am tired of repeating things over and over and I have past my breaking point time and time again. I just want people to see PJ how he really is… and I wish that people could be focusing more on the reality of him instead of the alternate that they all claim as truth.

Final words: I still like Undertale – I still like creating characters and having fun – but the Undertale AU fandom is ridiculous now. The Amino UT community is insanity in an app, and there is a lot of stuff that has made many artists and creators to their breaking point and leaving the fandom entirely. Everyone in this fandom needs to take ten steps back and look at what they are doing. Go back to the game. Play it again – watch your favorite let’s player’s videos of it again. 

And just… food for thought… please don’t jump the gun on someone else’s OC’s personality and actions. 

I do not want anyone to experience what I had.

The signs as stuff people in my creative writing class have said
  • Aries: "God bless A-FUCKING-merica."
  • Taurus: "Turn off the music, Mae, we're trying to pray to Steve Bushemi."
  • Gemini: "Hey, here's a new rule: shut up."
  • Cancer: "I'm gonna go rescue that bird."
  • Leo: "I'm always a slut for being a slut."
  • Virgo: "No swearing in my classroom."
  • Libra: "Marshall is triggered by pasta."
  • Scorpio: "Who else likes to sodomize Jesus?"
  • Sagittarius: "How am I going to get into the NFL now?"
  • Capricorn: "I HATE 13th century France."
  • Aquarius: "Don't kinkshame Emily Dickinson; she's not here to defend herself."
  • Pisces: "We can't scream while Sarah's here."
A Day in the Life of Dan, Phil, and Emily // A Phan One-Shot

Genre: family fluff, domestic fluff. Parent!phan

Words: 3.2k

Relationship status: married

Warnings: slight swearing

Summary: YouTube Notification: AmazingPhil just uploaded a video: “A Day in the Life of Dan, Phil, and Emily!”

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Magical!SVT: Hoshi

Originally posted by 17-gif

lol 420 blaze it. for @dumbbelle my beautiful friend

  • of course, our kwon fire is more inclined towards fire magic
  • he’s from an old family of magicians and they were all elemental so it was always
  • ‘which element will our little soonyoung master??’
  • the kwons got their answer when hoshi almost burnt down the family farm
  • mom ran outside to find her 5 year old son sobbing and cradling the chickens
  • ‘BUT I JUST WANTED COCO TO BE WARM’
  • dad decided to make an ill-timed joke about having chicken for dinner. mom was not amused

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anonymous asked:

💍

My husband, @scarecrow-hero is pretty incredible. He’s adorable, wonderful and incredibly funny. He’s so talented that he really drives me to try to test the limits of my own creativity. :) I’m so lucky to have him.  He’s wonderful and beautiful in general.

We’re both also total nerds.

This is us:

And also this:

And this little gem too:

We’ve got a dozen more like this. I could go on for days, I swear.

Accidents Happen (reader x Bucky)

Hiya. Confession: So I took a long break from tumblr because it was taking over my life but I’m back now because Bucky. Obviously. I’ve mostly been writing fiction the past few years, but this is my VERY FIRST dipped toe into fiction of the “fan” variety. This story was running through my head ALL day at work yesterday so I had to get it out. I was brought back to writing from all the awesome (Y/N) x Bucky blogs I’ve been reading, devouring entire Master lists in fact. (Ahem, @squishybucky @writingruna and @imaginingbucky. Still making my way through @you-and-bucky ‘s list and I’m loving it!)


I’m still learning this new form of writing, so please be kind but helpful tips are welcome! I pretty much wrote it last night from top to bottom with very little editing, but mostly I’m posting now before I lose my nerve. :D This story is loosely based on my life experience when I fell hard for a guy, wishing I could’ve been as bold as the reader is. 

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Accidents Happen

Summary: Reader is 26 years old training with the avengers. She is slightly accident prone with a sheltered background, resulting in aversion to swearing. No verbal filter and says most things without thinking. She gets creative with curse words. First meeting and developing feelings for Bucky. 

Warnings: none? Mostly Fluff with a little heat at the end. :) I can’t handle pretty much any smut without dying of embarrassment. :)

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“Nice try, Hawk, but you’re about to eat mat, mother trucker!”

You had no verbal filter. Everyone on the team knew that. After almost a year of training together, they were used to your bizarre outbursts and ridiculous exclamations. However, you grew up in a very religious, uptight household and despite distancing yourself from those beliefs years ago, old habits held strong. Such as your inability to curse like a normal person. Any response to excitement, pain, surprise, or fear resulted in a random phrase that usually began with the first syllable of the intended word.

“Kick his asteroid, Nat!”

The redhead rolled her eyes, but kept focus and had Clint on the mat in seconds.

You pumped your fists in the air with a triumphant yell, then approaching the mat in anticipation of your own sparring match. All training focus had dissolved, however, as the gym doors opened revealing Steve and a dark-haired stranger. Curiosity peaked as you joined the welcome crowd approaching the newcomer.  Shoulder-length hair covered his down-turned face, but the glint of a silver hand not covered by his left jacket sleeve explained all.

“It’s Bucky!!” you whispered too loudly.

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Seventeen - Reaction - MV Producer

@brenda-muller said:
Hellooo, it’s me again (I can stand, I love u so much). How would Seventeen react when they fell in love with their new MV’s producer?

Good to know you can stand. I am really really really really really sorry for the wait DX. My creativity is at an all time low… I swear I’ll post more often during the Easter holidays ^^


Seungkwan

Somewhat brashly, Seungkwan approached you in his naturally confident way. After a few minutes of conversation, he’d made some awkward remark and spend the rest of the day trying to salvage what he said.

Seungkwan: “I didn’t mean to call you sexy, you’re not sexy- WAIT I’M NOT TRYING TO CALL YOU UNSEXY, PLEASE DON’T MISUNDERSTAND WHAT I’M SAYING. YOU’RE REALLY PRETTY, BUT I DIDN’T MEAN TO CALL YOU SEXY, I’M SORRY! … Please stop laughing, this is seriously embarrassing!”

Originally posted by mingyiu


Joshua

Trust me, if he was interested in you, he’d be so chill when it comes to approaching and talking to you. Flashing a toothy smile, Josh would do a cheeky little walk over whilst playing his guitar.

Joshua: “Hey! I think you’re really cool, I like you a lot! Maybe we can… hang out or something?~”

Originally posted by vernonslady


The8

Despite all the years that he’d been in South Korea, and despite how much his language skills had improved, everything would leave his mind in that moment when he first laid his eyes on you. Catching a few glances of you from time to time, Minghao would eventually walk over to say hello.

The8: “Umm… Hi… You’re cute.”

Originally posted by jjeonghoshi


Wonwoo

Wonwoo doesn’t typically believe in love at first sight, but he would defiantly still want to have some sort of interaction with you. So, you know what he’d do? He’d pull a ‘Mansae’ and walk past your little table where you were working and leave a little snack and treat for you to enjoy.

Wonwoo: (”If I’m too shy, I’ll let my actions speak for me.”)

Originally posted by wonwomin


Woozi 

As a producer himself, he’d be interested to talk to you so that you could discuss how to shoot the MV so that it would fit well with the music he made. Over time, you two would grow close since he got to work alongside you quite often, and secretly, he enjoyed being with you more than making music sometimes.

Woozi: “I wonder if I should ask them to be my muse…”

Originally posted by shitohsehun


Mingyu

Walking around the set, you were making a few checks, just to make sure everything was in order and safe for filming. Making your way back to your little work area, you were unaware of the random loose cable which had been left carelessly on the floor. Not seeing it, you felt your feet slip beneath you as you felt gravity pull you back; stopping suddenly, you felt a strong pair of arms quickly wrap around your torso, catching you. Looking up, you were met with the gaze of Mingyu who shyly blushed at you.

Mingyu: “You just met me today, and you’re already falling for me.”

Originally posted by mingyiu


Vernon

Despite the fact that he can be really outgoing, he can still be rather shy, especially with new people, not to mention the fact that he likes you a lot for someone he just met. After a while, he came to the conclusion that, if he was going to talk to you, he should do it sooner rather than later.

Vernon: “Hey, I’m Vernon, you’re (Y/N), right? … How are you? … Good? … Umm… N-Nice weather we’re having today… I’ve run out of things to say, haha…”

Originally posted by effervescenthansol


Seungcheol

Seungcheol: “Hello, my name is Seungcheol, I hope we will work well together.”

He’d greet you, being the leader and everything, he’d want to have some level of professionalism between you two. Through the day, however, he’d fall deeper  and deeper for you and he often found himself glancing often at you whilst you were looking elsewhere. Whilst no one was looking, he’d briskly place his phone number in your purse, hoping that you’d call / text him later.

Originally posted by letmebangteen


Jun

This smooth ass moo would charmingly walk over, easily starting up a conversation with you. Slowly, word by word, he’d slowly reveal his dorky nature to you. With every word he said, you could feel yourself falling deeper and deeper, not that you really minded.

Jun: “Usually, I’m the one that charms everyone, I guess I met my match today.~”

Originally posted by myungeuna


DK

DK: “Hello!”

He’d toothily grin while walking over to you. Seokmin wasn’t especially obvious that he liked you, but by the fact that he was talking to you more than his own members, you could tell something was up.

DK: “Wow, younger fun to talk to, we should do it more often!”

Originally posted by pledis17


Jeonghan

The production of the MV had been going on for quite a while now, so you decided to take a break by sitting on a nearby water bank, the river flowing ever steadily. Alone in your thoughts, you were surprised when you felt someone sit next to you.

Jeonghan: “You looked a little lonley here on your own, I can’t leave someone cute by themselves, can I?”

Originally posted by 12fools


Dino

Being really rather young, and not particularly experienced with romance, Chan would have a hard time approaching you. When he did, his fellow band members were pushing and pulling him along towards your direction, only to leave him as a nervous mess in front of you.

Dino: “U-Umm… Hi… I’m Chan. Nice to meet you!”

Originally posted by mountean


Hoshi

Normally, Hoshi wouldn’t really be terribly shy with strangers, but he found himself somewhat powerless in front of you. Even so, his bright and cheery nature brought him to you, grabbing a snack on his way to you.

Hoshi: “Here, make sure you eat throughout the day, producing an MV takes a lot of energy.”

Originally posted by hosoeks

Is your OTP really your OTP?

Before you read on, this is NOT and attack and I’m NOT starting a war. You can of course, freely state your opinion like I stated mine if you wish.

I’ve been wanting to make this post for a while now and I finally got the chance.

Is your otp really your otp? that’s a weird question, right? 

Let’s look at the definition of ‘otp’ first: One True Pairing. Meaning your favorite combination of characters in a fandom.

Or something like that anyway. 

I realise that in my fandom (Naruto) most people have watched it from a very young age. Most of us including myself grew up shipping the standard ships a.k.a SasuSaku and NaruHina. 

And there’s nothing wrong with that really.

But I feel like for some of us, they were forced to, or should I say, scared of considering other pairs. And you know what, they have every right to because it’s known for a fact that there are many assholes and disrespectful people in this fandom (unfortunately). 

The canon ships are SasuSaku, NaruHina, SaiIno and ShikaTema

But I think you all need to be reminded that just because it’s canon, you don’t need to approve of it. or follow it. or like it (as you can follow it, ship it or like it. it’s your choice).

Allow yourself to criticise these ships (and any other ship for the matter), to see their weaknesses and imperfections.

This might sound silly because doesn’t everyone know this already? That you can ship whichever pairing?

No, actually, not everyone does. How do I know? I was one of them.

I grew up ‘shipping’ the canon ships because everyone ships those right?!! Because they’re the actual thing! Because fairy-tales and whatnot. (note the sarcasm)

I remember when I first stumbled upon KakaSaku and was like, holy shit I never considered this, this is amazing (same thing happened to me with NaruSasu and GenIno but lets stick to KS as an example). It took a few months to become a hardcore KS shipper. To be honest, I was scared, like don’t fall for this ship, they’re not canon, just stick with SasuSaku they’re cute.

I think it’s safe to assume there’s at least one person like me out there thus why this post exists.

And here’s the thing! That’s not how it should be, you don’t need to stick with canon.

Don’t ignore the imperfects of the canon ship, allow yourself to spot them and think about them.

I always said SasuSaku were perfect and turned a blind eye onto all their imperfects because they’re canon but that’s the farthest away possible from the truth. In reality, I think it’s a really fucked up ship.

If you think about it, at first, yes they were cute, because even though he’s a bit of an asshole, he cared for his team and for Sakura. But when he left it all went downhill. He tried to kill her multiple times, he rejected her feelings multiple times (and even tho he did it harshly, he does have the right to speak of his feelings, he doesn’t love her and he shouldn’t have to, she can’t force him.) He was absent from her life for years and particularly between the ages of 13 and 17, this a period where you change the most. This is when you grow a personality. There’s no way you could actually ignore everything he did and go back straight away to being best friends. Actually, if we use it as a real life example, you can’t have barely any interaction with someone and have them constantly hurt you and still be in love with them. I know this because I’ve been in a similar situation as Sakura where my childhood crush and first love was harsh and mean and dare I say abusive to me. I did love him for years after that but he left and I didn’t see him for long. I moved on. I started to think seriously about how shitty he is. This is how feelings work. I began to hate him for all the shit he did to me.

How will you ever feel safe living with someone who once tried to kill you? it makes zero sense to me.

Besides, it wasn’t like Sakura actually had any thoughts behind loving Sasuke, she was a child who one day decided to make Sasuke their crush. Mostly because he’s cool. There is nothing wrong with that really, but it leaves many plot holes and unexplained things.

I allowed myself to question these things. How is my ship ‘perfect’ when all they did is hurt each other? How is being a single mother to a little girl whose father is always absent and doesn’t recognise her perfect?

And before someone jumps and says he’s away to protect them, whatever his reason is, it doesn’t change the reality of the situation. He doesn’t recognise his daughter. He doesn’t visit them or keep in touch with them. If he truly loved them he’d find a way to communicate the way he found a way to keep Naruto updated. Or at least found out from Naruto if they’re doing okay. Showed in any way that he cared.

People who truly love each other would go lengths to show it, to be there, to care and if you don’t think so then I don’t think you’ve ever experienced true love.

That said, this is NOT a post to convince you that SasuSaku sucks, this is my experience with it. I’m using them as an example, NOT to attack their shippers.

You don’t have to agree with me and I don’t need to agree with you. We’re all entitled to our own opinion.

As someone who claimed to be a hardcore SasuSaku shipper, it was difficult and scary for me to acknowledge these things. My Tumblr started as an SS blog after all. 

And I made this post to let you know not to be so, that when you do acknowledge a ship’s flaws and imperfections next to their good aspects, you begin to realise truly if you like them or not. I repeat, this applies to every canon ship, SasuSaku is JUST an example.

I still ship SasuSaku, but the fan fiction SasuSaku, the one with plot and feelings. Canon SasuSaku makes me feel sick to my stomach. I think it makes Sasuke a bigger asshole and Sakura a pathetic person and I hate it. (I’m not saying you should too, this is just MY opinion. The canon ship makes me feel bad and leaves a bad taste.)

So maybe be brave and give yourself the chance to think about this. Even if you personally believe there’s no way you’ll ever stop shipping your ship, don’t be scared of allowing yourself to think and criticise and like new things. Do take the time to think about it; this will either help you discover you don’t in fact like this ship as much as you thought or confirm that they’re indeed your otp. So no harm done,  really.

Don’t be scared of the assholes of this fandom who’d try to bully you or make you feel bad. You’ll most probably have your ship’s fandom, they will be there for you.

Lastly, from my experience, KakaSaku pair aside, I can truly say that their fandom has the nicest, most genuine people I’ve ever met in my life and I swear joining this fandom has been the best decision I’ve ever made. Not only are they super sweet but also super talented and chill. They’re a creative bunch who make the best art and write the best fan fiction. I’m blessed there are so many talented people who create amazing content featuring my favorite ship.

whoa, that was long man, if you read the entire thing cheers to your patience. If you’re new in the KS fandom, message me we can fangirl together. If you’re a SasuSaku shipper and were by any chance offended by this, sorry, but this is my opinion. By all means, keep doing you and shipping this pair.

anonymous asked:

What's the most creative swearing you've ever produced (or heard)?

Well, I told someone to fuck me sideways with a metal spoon the other day, but that’s me two years out of the Navy and trying to behave myself in the office.  I usually try not to swear at work these days, but that one slipped out when I learned that someone had done something so stupid that will cost the company a few thousand dollars.  But I digress.

ironically, I can’t recall any particular creative swearing I’ve done myself.  I’ve been racking my brains for the last four days trying to come up with something, only to come up dry.  So, I’ll share some of my favorites, along with some interesting phrases and words that are often used.

Continued under the cut because, well, not everyone wants to see Sailor-speak on their dash.

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nobodyknowswhy31  asked:

Hey. I love this blog haha, I've just gotten back into wanting to write and I was thinking about at least trying to write a detective short story. So I was wondering if you could give me any scenarios or dialog prompts? Thanks ☺😂

Hi, and thanks! I’d be happy to help.

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“What’s that?”

“It’s my shadow.”

“You’re casting a shadow at midnight? No. Someone’s messing with us.”

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“I swear I heard her say it! She said it! She killed him!”

Her eyes were wide, searching for the nearest exit. “No! No, I didn’t. You’re taking it out of context!”

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He smiled. “I think I’ve got it.”

“Got what?”

“The case, you idiot, the case! What else could I possibly mean?”

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I hope this helps! If you need anything else, please feel free to ask. - @authors-haven

“…So yeah,” I finished, “That’s why we can’t do this anymore.”

She bit her lip and shook her head. She grabbed her jacket from the rack. “You are so full of shit.”

I stepped back a little. “What?”

“It’s because of her, isn’t it?”

My heart hammered; my breaths were heavy and uneven. I closed my eyes and pinched the bridge of my nose. Dammit, why does this have to be so complicated?

“It is. It’s because of her,” she confirmed after I didn’t reply. “I knew you were still in love with her even when I told you yes.”

“No, that’s not true-”

“-Yes, yes it is. Don’t even try to deny it because I see the way you look at her, the way your eyes bright up when her name is mentioned in the conversation. I wish you were like that with me.”

“That-That’s nothing. She means nothing to me, I swear.” But she was right. Everything she said was true.

“I really hope you two end up together someday,” she whispered, standing at my doorway.

She closed the door behind her; cold air momentarily hitting me.

“I really hope so too,” I faintly said.

—  d.d

anonymous asked:

Sup! so I got inspired to ask this from a fic I read recently..what are the equivalent phrases to "Jesus Christ!"or "Christ on a bike" you think they probably use in SnK universe? I'm sure Paradis people most likely swear and exclamate using the Wall Godesses' names but I can't get creative enough to think of something legit xD

DISCLAIMER: This is my personal opinion. In no way am I stating what I say here is canon or completely accurate. if you disagree with my opinion, that’s perfectly fine! Everyone has a different point of view, but if you are going to send me messages trying to argue points of view with me or send me hate messages, do me a favor and please just don’t even bother.

Ahh, honestly, the parody A Slap on Titan has definitely ruined me here because all I can fathom them saying is “By the Walls!” lol.

The Wrong Kiss

Thomas Jefferson x Reader

Modern AU

Author(s): Lil Laddie

Words: 811

Warnings: Rushed plotline, swearing, fighting, cheating

A/N: I am not very proud of this one tbh. I wrote this one last minute when I was completely drained of creativity. I am so sorry, this is definitely not my best. I’ll try and make it up to you guys with a better Tjeff one later. Love ya’ll!

Thomas looked at his watch, tapping his foot impatiently. There was a minute left until midnight and he had no idea where you were. He had left you talking to Hercules while he whipped Hamilton’s ass in beer pong. He didn’t think you would have moved from where you were sitting.

He pushed through the crowd trying to find you. He was not going to miss his New Year’s kiss with you. What would you do without someone to kiss? Just stand there awkwardly in the midst of couples? Or would you let someone else kiss you?

Thomas shuddered at the thought. He had complete faith in you and knew you would never cheat on him. You being faithful to him wouldn’t stop another person from kissing you though. He needed to find you before one of these things happened.

The people at the party began to countdown from ten. Thomas felt his heart rate pick up as he spotted you standing next to Lafayette. Before he knew it, the clock hit midnight and you were kissing Lafayette. Thomas’s heart sunk, crumbling into millions of tiny pieces.

Ignoring the sadness and the pain in his chest, Thomas marched over to the two of you. He pulled Lafayette off of you roughly.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?” Thomas yelled, shoving Lafayette’s chest.

“I’m just kissing a pretty someone, what do you think I’m doing?” Lafayette giggled, obviously very drunk.

“That’s my (girlfriend/boyfriend) you’re kissing!” Thomas yelled, his anger building up more and more.

“It’s dark in here! You think anyone can tell who’s who? She kissed me, okay?” Laf defended himself.

“They would never kiss someone that’s not me.” Thomas spat, the tension growing thicker between the two men.

“Well, I’m pretty sure they just did. I don’t want to cause drama, but I didn’t kiss them, they kissed me.” Laf drawled, his accent more thick with how drunk he was.

Thomas grew annoyed with Laf’s drunk responses of self-defense. Balling his hand in a fist, Thomas punched Laf straight in the nose, causing both a bloody nose and a groaning Lafayette on the ground. Wiping the blood off of his hand, Thomas turned back to you.

“We’re getting out of here.” Thomas growled, grabbing your arm and dragging you out of the house party.

“What the hell just happened?” You asked, watching Thomas pace back and forth angrily.

“I don’t know! You tell me! I was trying to find you at midnight, but instead you’re making out with Lafayette!” Thomas yelled, you flinched at his raised voice.

“I didn’t know that was Laf, I thought it was you. I was looking for you and saw the outline of the poofy hair. He never has his hair out of the bun and it was too dark to see much, I just assumed…” You trailed off, feeling a pit open at the bottom of your stomach with guilt.

“You just assumed? I am not the same person as Lafayette!” Thomas said, his body tense and rigid.

“I know you’re not! The two of you just look very similar! I couldn’t hear him over the loud music and noise, if I had heard the accent I would’ve known.” You said, trying to ignore the guilt that was growing at a rapid pace.

“Maybe if you had been where I left you, this wouldn’t have happened!” Thomas said, throwing more of the blame and guilt on you.

“Maybe if you hadn’t left me without saying anything, this wouldn’t have happened.” You retorted, the tears spilling from your eyes.

Thomas turned, ready to fight back until he saw the stream of tears pouring down your face. Thomas’s heart softened, you really hadn’t meant to kiss Lafayette. Thomas stepped closer to you, wiping the tears gently away from your face.

“I’m sorry I got so angry with you. I know you would never purposefully hurt me. I was just worried about what else would have happened if I hadn’t gotten there so soon.” Thomas sighed, pulling you into a hug.

“I’m so sorry, Thomas. I love you too.” You sniffled, snuggling into Thomas’s warm embrace.

“Let’s stick together for the rest of the night, okay?” Thomas asked, running his fingers gently through your hair.

“Yeah.” You said, leaning back from the embrace to look at him. “You want that New Year’s kiss?”

Thomas chuckled, pressing your lips against his gently. The kiss lasted for what felt like centuries as it started to snow around you. He held your body close to his, making sure you didn’t freeze in this harsh winter as you kissed.

“Was Laf’s kiss as good as mine?” Thomas smirked at you.

“Not even close.” You giggled, kissing his cheek.

The new year may have started off on the wrong foot, but you knew it was nothing you and Thomas couldn’t overcome.

signs as things thAT AREN'T FRICKIN COOL

aries- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

taurus- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

gemini- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

cancer- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

leo- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

virgo- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

libra- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

scorpio- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

sagittarius- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

capricorn- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

aquarius- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

pisces- white people white-washing the art hoe movement

idk about you but i am soooo damn tired of going on the art hoe tag looking for the creative talent made by people of color anD SEEING STUPID WHITE FUCKS WITH SHITTY DYED HAIR AND KANKEN WHATEVERTHEFUCK BACKPACKS. white people feel the need to go out and turn ANOTHER thing into a named branded shit hole. the art hoe movement was made for people of color to express theirselves freely, not for mayonnaise to stain it. now, if i see one more “peachy plant art babe hoe cloud dog whATEver gogh” piece of white bread shit, i swear i will track you down and shove your $70 kanken up your asshole. try me.

“Why Ciel with a hula hoop though?”
Well that’s because sometimes people just don’t have the creativity to draw things I want, so I get tired of waiting for artist to do it and end up drawing it myself.
Now alright everybody LISTEN!!!

When Valentine’s Day finally comes, you need to walk up to that very special person and tell them exactly this:
“Baby, you’re just like a hula hoop: either you’re too weird for some people to try you out, or you’re just weird enough for me :3”
And I swear you will get laid right then and there. No matter where you are. Even if you’re in Starbucks- fuck Starbucks’ people man! You’re getting laid, and you know what? Those people won’t even complain cause you just pwned the shit out of them, and couples are gonna be like “Why didn’t YOU tell me the hula hoop???” And the other will be like “I’m sorry I just-” “Fuck you Michael!”
And they will aaaaaall start to break up, and you will laugh cause they’re breaking up. And you didn’t break up. You’re getting laid!
And that’s how you win Valentine’s, yes.
This was a message from your one and only senpai :3

let’s be real here Ford is going to try and do theatre/stage management stuff at least twice whilst being the hockey manager because stage managers take on too much and will run themselves into the ground, swear to never do it again and agree to do it again within ten minutes. the poor girl is going to live off caffeine pills, cold coffee and meals that can be consumed on the go. she’ll probably start learning a new skill in the middle as well because why the heck not?

2015 in a nutshell
  • If you’re reading this it’s too late. It was a long tiiime ago in a galaxy far, far away, and these are their stories.
  • Me: hello... it's me. i'm auditioning for the role of right shark and i'll be singing hotline bling. you’ve heard of rickrolls, now get ready for george glass… with a gun. Young man, I know he ate a cheese / I said, young man, Dan Nicky your JOHN CENA
  • Rihanna: *winks*
  • Glunkus: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
  • Steve Harvey: you’re too hot, hot damn (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC management 2012©). you know who else is beautiful? zoobe.
  • Coppy: we are Straight Outta boc (bread of color) so have a sinnamon snoll (snail roll)!
  • Poot: I’m the untoasted bread discourse and i still get sausage
  • Psychic: *reading Putin's mind* wake up chad. listen. those feudal handmaidens are lesbians *closes buzzfeed* #thisgeneration
  • Iggy: *freestyles spongebob gothic*
  • Me: Charlie, Charlie, are you there? [uses hands as microphone] My interests are very singular. *takes a deep breath* I lo-
  • You: yes, you love the signs as concepts, we know, you love them so much, especially *takes a closer look at smudged writing on snout* pal gals, psychic ford rail jaundice, and nyan generous evaluation, the first meme of 2015, they’re the light of your life, we KNOW you’re a kid you’re a squid and Dick Cheney can't melt steel beams. WE GET IT
  • Me: There you are. (raising voice slightly to be heard) oi mate u fancy a cheeky Nando’s?
  • You: (at full volume) I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR OLD FACE MAGENTA 1994 JUST FUCK ME UP
  • *20 minutes into stealing human bones and chill*
  • Me: What are thoooose?
  • You: white and gold minion shoes *trips* *thousands of photos of Tubbs in a Down with Cis shirt eating coleslaw spill out of your pockets* what haha these aren’t- *desperately trying to gather them as more fall out* I’m holding these for someone else I swear!
  • Me: *shoving breadsticks into purse* I gotta go
  • You: okay… that sounds fake but okay
  • Shakira’s hips: As a lesbian… supporter who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted.
  • Me: Son of a
  • You: You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i
  • Me: i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of.
  • You: Why you always lyin mmmmmm
  • Me: You said you found a wallet on the ground with like $1,000 dollars in it. I said bitch where? You said under all those rare Pepes. I said bitch where?
  • You: I McFreakin’ lost it!
  • Me: And quit telling everyone I’m dead!
  • You: Buy my silence. Permanently. For $8,000 a month, I will stop.
  • Me: why?
  • You: you gotta. JUST DO IT
  • Me: YOU SAW GOODY PROCTOR STEAL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS AND DID NOTHING, TRAITOR!
  • You: I didn’t get no sleep ‘cause of y’all
  • Me: how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof? hoe don't do it
  • You: Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!
  • Me: oh my god. “not all men” you're right. Paul Blart: Mall Cop would never do this.
  • You: Tony, what’s good?
  • Me: *spits at you* effective.
  • Power
  • لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ
  • *title card* Captain America: Civil War

when they reintroduced (what appears to be) the Joker in Harley Quinn’s current comic series, I was VERY AFRAID.

Harley just got back from a fun but disappointing trip with Poison Ivy, where Ivy broke the news to her that she would NOT be moving in with Harley, because her connection and dedication to the Green/the environment just takes up too much time and she wishes things could be different. So Harley’s been kind of hurting from that.

Cue Joker’s reappearance. I hoped like hell the creative team wouldn’t take any colossal steps backwards by making Harley fall right into his arms again. Which would be incredibly disappointing since, the last time they were in the same room together, Harley beat the absolute shit out of him and ripped off his lower lip with her teeth.

WELL BOY WAS I RELIEVED.

Joker swears he can and has changed. To try and prove it, he avoids fighting back against Harley’s friend the Red Tool (a Deadpool parody character). He then tries to sweet-talk her.

Old Harley may have fallen right into that.

New Harley proceeds to put the Joker, still tied to a chair, in the middle of traffic with a sign that says “Brooklyn Sucks,” in Brooklyn, where everyone gleefully MOWS HIM DOWN.

Character Development™

I’m sure they’re not going to kill one of their biggest villains, so something will happen; maybe that’s not actually the Joker or some shit, I don’t know. But Harley didn’t go backwards and that’s all that matters to me.

(images from Harley Quinn (2016) #s 9, 11, and 12)

((okie dokie apparently there are anons going around trying to make toxic insults at other Bendy blogs. First of all, FUCK THEM for trying to target really good artists with creative ideas, and secondly, if any of them try to talk to ME in that manner, then I swear, I will… do something… you’ll have to find out what if they do try it. 
COME AT ME ANONS))